rawContent: [chart credit: bool (they/them)] https://t.co/QC6JGrPs7u

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: The third out was called due to a flock of crows, but the umpires didn't appear to call for the end of the half inning... and it seems the rules aren't very clear about what happens with three or more outs, so the umps got confused.

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

renderedDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck

rawContent: @Explosion2 @SIBROfficial 16.  It finally ended on a Caught Stealing, which we think is what triggered the end of inning, possibly having its own check separate of outs caused by the batter.  All the runs happened after the 8th out.

username: BiffIfh

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet

rawDescription:
Just a lil ol' Efreet, floating around the @SIBROfficial
Datablase, doing data things. Not associated with @blaseball, just cataloging the chaos.  He/him.

location: The SIBR Datablase

text: sibr.dev

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App

displayname: McLovin

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

36. Each team gets 3 outs in an inning.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: SIBR is looking into the situation in Breckenridge (Top of 12) https://t.co/WXUrXjTN0P

renderedContent: SIBR is looking into the situation in Breckenridge (Top of 12) reblase.sibr.dev/game/d8b6e7e6-…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @crustybumbler @blaseball seems like a perfectly normal game of blaseball to me

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: crustybumbler

displayname: @CrustyBumbler@mstdn.social 🐀

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @joel_a_clark uhh hold on need a bit

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark uhh hold on need a bit

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: uh @blaseball ... where does the rulebook say this is an out

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: "A flock of Crows ambush Summers Pony! They run to safety, resulting in an out." https://t.co/bM22tX5UYs

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Correction: The Garages have 6 pitchers now, so it'll be 1, 7, 13, 19, etc. @Blaseball_radio

Point is, first pitcher in the rotation pitches Game 1. No longer confusing!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)


rawContent: "Reverberations are at unsafe levels! The Wild Wings lost control of their pitchers!" https://t.co/dj4j682p5C

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: A scheduling bugfix from the ILB Front Office:

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Jaylen Hotdogfingers is pitching the first game, so Jaylen's pitching schedule for Season 9 will be on the 1's & 6's (ex: 1, 6, 11, 16, etc.)

rawDescription:
Your radio host, Radio Host!

Unofficial fan commentary
Commentating Blaseball on https://t.co/EIb2g1xREA
https://t.co/mJCqazn4tN

renderedDescription:
Your radio host, Radio Host!

Unofficial fan commentary
Commentating Blaseball on Twitch.tv/blaseball_radio
youtube.com/channel/UC-YQ1…


rawContent: Reports: The Microphone appears to be speaking to Jaylen. https://t.co/NpCKVCcP6u

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: does anyone know how to turn off an immaterial plane weather service radio https://t.co/zECPFirQ1G

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: well, that's new 🦑 https://t.co/bomzvy1FMv

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
there's many other secrets

👁 we see them 👁

but we don't post spoilers on twitter.

see y'all at 9 AM Pacific

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh another much-appreciated readability update: equal-width digits are used in the Hall https://t.co/CQuDzk4hj3

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: but which entity? 👁

renderedContent: but which entity? 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial that jaylen only "owes" to one "entity"?

username: internetFionna

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology

rawDescription: ostensibly fionna adams, host of @tautologySystem. broadly it/its. queer, trans. writer. variety of interests. knows everyone. 🔞. 🖼 @candiedreptile

location: Seattle, WA

text: fionnaadams.com

source: Tweetbot for iΟS

sourceLabel: Tweetbot for iΟS

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
second, jaylen's debt is now Consolidated.

whatever that means. https://t.co/zxPdQfedYD

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
site update! two things that are visible so far:

first, a much-appreciated readability boost to the colors used in team standings (and elsewhere across the site): https://t.co/fmaXOgxmCj

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: parker. https://t.co/M5yZeJHu17

renderedContent: parker. https://t.co/M5yZeJHu17

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball 📝

renderedContent: @blaseball 📝

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: "shakespearianism is related to tragicness"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
"hey what's it like to work at SIBR"

(by bee / no audio / with apologies to BDG) https://t.co/VQswFtG8Dd

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

contentType: application/x-mpegURL


rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Storm's Coming. 9AM Pacific 🩸⚾ https://t.co/ODK0PZMAFj

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @ampepers we must Understand 👁

renderedContent: @ampepers we must Understand 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: ampepers

displayname: Alexei Pepers


rawContent: // TODO: solve blaseball

renderedContent: // TODO: solve blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial but if you all solve blaseball let me know

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

location: Kansas City, MO

text: blaseball.com

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @joel_a_clark k

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark k

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: I feel personally attacked.

renderedContent: I feel personally attacked.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: "Chaos is discomfort caused by trying to Understand" - Great definition from @joel_a_clark talking about game design and blaseball, throwing chaos at players and then guiding them through it, again and again. #RoguelikeCelebration

rawDescription: apepers @ cohost  Sr. System Designer @InflexionGames on Nightingale! Code monkey. Kaiju groupie. Proc gen Ranger/Druid. Roguelike Celebration MC. (She/her)


rawContent: @joel_a_clark 👁

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark 📝

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark 📝

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark are you aware of what you did to the SIBR discord, what do you have to say for yourself

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball @joel_a_clark 👁📝

renderedContent: @blaseball @joel_a_clark 👁📝

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball hey parker @joel_a_clark said to call him

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @catacalypto 🔮

renderedContent: @catacalypto 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: wait what

renderedContent: wait what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: WAIT IS BLASEBALL A PORTMANTEAU OF BLOOD AND BASEBALL

username: HTHRFLWRS

rawDescription: trans game dev - they/she - sapient non-entity - working on EXTREME #MEATPUNKS FOREVER: THE TTRPG and a game about goats - EXTREME #MEATPUNKS FOREVER S2 out now

text: heather.flowers


rawContent: @blaseball @CBR Maybe they misspelled “stimulate”

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CBR

displayname: Comic Book Resources


rawContent: @RichardsonGames what

renderedContent: @RichardsonGames what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: RichardsonGames

displayname: Dickson Games


rawContent: @blaseball u up

renderedContent: @blaseball u up

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @internetFionna oh, as in it resets to the lowest position on refresh each time, right? (and not that it's progressively getting lower?)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @internetFionna (screenshot + browser info so we can try to reproduce it?)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @internetFionna uh

renderedContent: @internetFionna uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: what're you talking about, siesta week's going great

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: we've created a friend replica https://t.co/7bFfL1lL1Y

renderedContent: we've created a friend replica squid.sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: squid.sibr.dev

title: The Hall Monitor


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@joel_a_clark 🔮

yes

renderedContent:
@joel_a_clark 🔮

yes

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark hello @joel_a_clark i'm the blaseball math divination prime minister

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: wait

renderedContent: wait

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: most people don’t know that horse is spelled horpse actually but the p is silent

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱

rawDescription: Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | https://t.co/WjJgrtDZ9W

renderedDescription: Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

location: New York, New York

text: nymillennials.rocks


rawContent:
👁 Feed Our Servers 👁

https://t.co/aRzBSbW1l9

renderedContent:
👁 Feed Our Servers 👁

sibr.bigcartel.com/product/logo-s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: sibr.bigcartel.com/product/logo-s…

rawContent: @SIBROfficial @blaseball Wait these SIBR stickers tho 👀

username: DonutShoes

displayname: DonutShoes🍩👟

rawDescription:
Composer, sound designer, instrument builder // Chiptune // 👨🌾 // Cohost at @thegeekbeat // he/him // 🩸⚾🦀🎸
pfp: @Robo_Biscuit
donutshoesmusic@gmail.com

location: Connecticut, New England

text: ethandesautels.com


rawContent: @blaseball are you gonna write us back parker

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball we got peanut butter crunch

renderedContent: @blaseball we got peanut butter crunch

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Snack fact: We have ice cream. 👁 🔮 https://t.co/zdWGGEiz7e

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball we'll just get ice cream ourselves https://t.co/pcesgVoLwj

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @blaseball parker i don't know if this is a yes or a no or if you're just leaving us on read again https://t.co/nmI6XZL5Nq

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball hey parker wanna get some ice cream

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @DonutShoes what

renderedContent: @DonutShoes what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: from npr news in washington i'm blood hamburger

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
hello @NPR i’m the blaseball commissioner prime minister🩸⚾
https://t.co/fNBIamX18q

renderedContent:
hello @NPR i’m the blaseball commissioner prime minister🩸⚾
npr.org/2020/09/29/918…

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

username: NPR

displayname: NPR

title: Baseball Fans Rule In An Online Game Made For Pandemic Times

description: The online game Blaseball is about building community and organizing against malevolent forces beyond your control. It's also surreal, bizarre and a little weird.

rawDescription: News. Arts & Life. Music & more. This is NPR. 🕵 Securely send us news tips: https://t.co/qfEoMDe1Hw

renderedDescription: News. Arts & Life. Music & more. This is NPR. 🕵 Securely send us news tips: securedrop.npr.org

text: securedrop.npr.org

text: npr.org

description: Official


rawContent: BREAKING: new findings by @Tantusar during siesta. 🔍 👁 https://t.co/2C0CU2Zoa5

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: Tantusar

displayname: Tantusar


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @blaseball @NPR I'm the court diviner 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @ch4zm_of_hell wait what are those

renderedContent: @ch4zm_of_hell wait what are those

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: 🌞 Ch4zm of Hellmouth 🌞


rawContent: Thank you all to everyone who listened in to iliana and cal definitely clearly explain blaseball on @thegeekbeat! We now have an initial set to work with for the supercut. 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thegeekbeat

displayname: geekbeatradio


rawContent: @lanleonine @SaintSluggo No one is ever safe from blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: lanleonine

displayname: Very Tired Lion

username: SaintSluggo

displayname: I’m SⒶint Sluggo what’re you gonna do about it?


rawContent:
shout out to everyone who is looking at this twitter rn because you were told to by @thegeekbeat

👁

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@blkbelt24 No, my job is to pass the stats.

Oh my god.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Mike Craney


rawContent: "The ILB now finds itself in a three-way race for Ascension, as the Crabs, Tigers and Pies jockey to be the first to win three titles and subsequently 'go up or climb,' or 'rise through the air,' as the commissioner suggested/pulled from the dictionary." https://t.co/er1HZHGhX5

renderedContent: "The ILB now finds itself in a three-way race for Ascension, as the Crabs, Tigers and Pies jockey to be the first to win three titles and subsequently 'go up or climb,' or 'rise through the air,' as the commissioner suggested/pulled from the dictionary." mailchi.mp/9e1cddf4e8a6/t…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: another day with the press pass https://t.co/VV92MXPxBj

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Paranundrox @ch4zm_of_hell I’m Team Oranger til I die

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: Paranundrox

displayname: Paranundrox


rawContent: listen. you have to fill your time with something, and that something cannot be blaseball, because blaseball is on siesta. https://t.co/jMsuhTXwaO

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @DonutShoes i have like seven kicking around in my head

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: asking for a friend. the friend is me

renderedContent: asking for a friend. the friend is me

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Join us tonight, Monday Sept 28th @ 10pm EST on @thegeekbeat where we'll be joined by iliana from @SIBROfficial and Cal from @BlaseballNews to talk 🩸⚾ Data and 🩸⚾ News! #blaseball listen at https://t.co/IM3ntn518u

renderedContent: Join us tonight, Monday Sept 28th @ 10pm EST on @thegeekbeat where we'll be joined by iliana from @SIBROfficial and Cal from @BlaseballNews to talk 🩸⚾ Data and 🩸⚾ News! #blaseball listen at geekbeatradio.com

rawDescription: Airs 24hrs a day with a live episode Every Monday at 10pm EST on https://t.co/EQtTeH2VkM // https://t.co/LlELuMHRcN // https://t.co/Pm0T19tTTH

renderedDescription: Airs 24hrs a day with a live episode Every Monday at 10pm EST on geekbeatradio.com // patreon.com/geekbeatradio // discord.gg/RuXhkxGCj2

text: geekbeatradio.com

text: patreon.com/geekbeatradio

text: geekbeatradio.com

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android

text: geekbeatradio.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: has anyone made a supercut of every podcast/show where people have trouble explaining what blaseball is

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @queerestdeerest @blaseball 👁

renderedContent: @queerestdeerest @blaseball 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: queerestdeerest

displayname: gendeerqueer boydyke (thesis + crippunk era)

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Science fact: being left on read by the commissioner is not evidence of absence. 🔍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @ch4zm_of_hell @thegeekbeat we have plenty of salt to keep those under control 🔨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews MY FRIEND

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews MY FRIEND

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews 🔨

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews 🔨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews 📝

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews 📝

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews 👁

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @thegeekbeat the hammer is for the demons, not the computer

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: computers 💻 🔨

renderedContent: computers 💻 🔨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: geekbeatradio.com

text: patreon.com/geekbeatradio

text: geekbeatradio.com

text: geekbeatradio.com


rawContent: @blaseball hi parker did you sleep well

renderedContent: @blaseball hi parker did you sleep well

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Matching funds for these donations came from our merch proceeds in addition to personal commitments from Council members.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Thanks to everyone who donated to #BlaseballCares today! SIBR has matched $535 in donations to Direct Relief, Florida Justice Center, RAICES, and Aloha United Way. ❤

We're proud to be members of the generous Blaseball community! https://t.co/AluPj9DGx7

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @leo60228 some merch profits, some personal matches from council members

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: vriska (parody)


rawContent: @trail_juniper Thanks so much for your donation! Matched!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Waltzin Murr~ 🔞


rawContent: @porglezomp Oh, I misread a decimal point in there! An amazing bottom of my heart thanks for what you've donated and a correction that we've matched the first $100 of it. ❤ ❤ ❤

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: porglezomp

displayname: cassie


rawContent: @porglezomp Thank you for your donation! Matched!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
We're in the last hour (our interns need a siesta too).
We've gotten a lot of wonderful donations to match so far, but there's always room for more! Get your receipts in before 11pm EDT to have them matched. ❤

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: SIBR is pleased to announce we'll be matching donations made today to any of the charities selected this week for #BlaseballCares. Reply to this thread or DM us with your receipts  ❤  https://t.co/szqnnBIWe4

renderedContent: SIBR is pleased to announce we'll be matching donations made today to any of the charities selected this week for #BlaseballCares. Reply to this thread or DM us with your receipts  ❤  blaseballcares927.carrd.co

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

title: Blaseball Cares 9/27

description: The charities signal boosted for #blaseballcares, Sunday 9/27


rawContent: @blaseball parker go back to sleep

renderedContent: @blaseball parker go back to sleep

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @efortmanteau Matched, thank you!!

renderedContent: @efortmanteau Matched, thank you!!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: efortmanteau

displayname: Friend of Garlic Spider 🧄🕸🕷


rawContent: still matching donations, by the way!

renderedContent: still matching donations, by the way!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

title: Blaseball Cares 9/27


rawContent: if for whatever reason you can't disengage from blaseball during a siesta week, well, you can come listen to me also not disengage from blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Need some more #blaseball content during this week's Siesta? Join us tomorrow, Monday Sept 28th @ 10pm EST on @thegeekbeat where we'll be joined by iliana from @SIBROfficial and Cal from @BlaseballNews to talk 🩸⚾ Data and 🩸⚾ News! https://t.co/bNqSbAEoUg

renderedContent: Need some more #blaseball content during this week's Siesta? Join us tomorrow, Monday Sept 28th @ 10pm EST on @thegeekbeat where we'll be joined by iliana from @SIBROfficial and Cal from @BlaseballNews to talk 🩸⚾ Data and 🩸⚾ News! geekbeatradio.com

displayname: DonutShoes🍩👟

renderedDescription:
Composer, sound designer, instrument builder // Chiptune // 👨🌾 // Cohost at @thegeekbeat // he/him // 🩸⚾🦀🎸
pfp: @Robo_Biscuit
donutshoesmusic@gmail.com

text: ethandesautels.com

text: geekbeatradio.com


rawContent: @blaseball parker go to sleep

renderedContent: @blaseball parker go to sleep

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: The 1% threshold for Eat the Rich was somewhere between 22255 and 112745. (Last season's was between 18582 and 19000.)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Go to sleep! See you next week!

renderedContent: Go to sleep! See you next week!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
During the upcoming extended Siesta, starting shortly after the Season 8 Election, the SIBR Help Desk will have limited Council staff.

Some of us will be taking a break; others will be working on improvements to our projects.

Please consider taking a break during the Siesta. 💜

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rawContent: We've heard that this did not change the Pies' batting order.

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial did this rearrange their lineup or just do nothing?

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rawContent:
Breath Mints to the Mild Low, Millennials to the Mild High, Wild Wings to the Wild High.

Fitzgerald Wanderlust and Chorby Short exit the shadows.

Nagomi Meng, Kevin Dudley, and Terrell Bradley are sent back.

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rawContent: The Garages now have Home Field Advantage for the next season: https://t.co/e6OBYsn4hT

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rawContent: The Pies now have Affinity for Crows: https://t.co/2YRZFOxZlu

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rawContent: The Sunbeams now have Base Instincts: https://t.co/bIuHYrBPAj

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rawContent: The Flowers now have Growth: https://t.co/0zmmJMCe6R

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rawContent: The Garages' Ron Monstera was Stabilized, and then immediately incinerated. RIV

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rawContent: The Pies the least popular player in the league from themselves. https://t.co/9j2hqCcWFX

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rawContent:
Replacement elbows had 1,357,298 votes cast.

For a single blessing.

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rawContent: oh that seems bad https://t.co/afCMIaglX8

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rawContent: wowww https://t.co/fm33MpPKTk

renderedContent: wowww https://t.co/fm33MpPKTk

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rawContent: Idols board shortly after the Shelled One's descent https://t.co/ZDKYRic2Th

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rawContent:
@BlaseballNews oh that's chorby

y'know, the chorbster

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rawContent: @StripedRoxy Thank you!! Matched :)

renderedContent: @StripedRoxy Thank you!! Matched :)

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displayname: i have 13 geckos in my pocket rn


rawContent:
we figured out how to open our DMs

if you donated to #BlaseballCares charities, send us your receipt and we'll match up to $100 each <3

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rawContent: SIBR is pleased to announce we'll be matching donations made today to any of the charities selected this week for #BlaseballCares. Reply to this thread or DM us with your receipts  ❤  https://t.co/szqnnBIWe4

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title: Blaseball Cares 9/27


rawContent: no thoughts only #BlaseballCares

renderedContent: no thoughts only #BlaseballCares

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rawContent: @sleeping_adam @DLareau22 You love to see it! Donation matched!

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displayname: Fast Casual

displayname: DLareau


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball Thank you for your donation. Matched!

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @JenKatWrites We love our data too! Matched!

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displayname: Jen 💚


rawContent: @dictionarydylan No you're awesome! Donation matched!

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displayname: Ðylan


rawContent: @tigrishades Thank you! That was an oversight on our part we'll open the DMs shortly.

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title: Blaseball Cares 9/27


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rawContent: Flickering now (as of about 80 minutes ago) has a useful definition — but nothing we haven't already seen yet. https://t.co/3GDvSCebvB

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rawContent: (Also if you're planning to last-minute idol swap, remember to leave yourself some buffer and try to record your coin total as close to noon PT as possible)

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rawContent:
Every season, SIBR attempts to find the 1% threshold for Eat the Rich. We ask fans to let us know how many coins they're holding onto through the Election.

Buy votes and peanuts first, then fill out our form: https://t.co/1Wm8gh3M9O

We appreciate it!

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Every season, SIBR attempts to find the 1% threshold for Eat the Rich. We ask fans to let us know how many coins they're holding onto through the Election.

Buy votes and peanuts first, then fill out our form: forms.gle/naZ1scmxwo2FtG…

We appreciate it!

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rawContent: @blaseball @RichardsonGames @BlaseballMic so you're saying the microphone is also trustworthy then

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displayname: Dickson Games

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displayname: The Macrophone


rawContent: @blaseball @RichardsonGames @BlaseballMic we're getting conflicting information here parker. should we trust verified accounts or not

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rawContent: @BlaseballMic do you remember before?

renderedContent: @BlaseballMic do you remember before?

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rawContent: @BlaseballMic please shut down

renderedContent: @BlaseballMic please shut down

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rawContent: @BlaseballMic THE MICROPHONE LIFTS

renderedContent: @BlaseballMic THE MICROPHONE LIFTS

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial @BlaseballMic that must be what ascension is like

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displayname: computer user

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renderedDescription: former infant. he/him.

location: LFK

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rawContent: @BlaseballMic i know right

renderedContent: @BlaseballMic i know right

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial @BlaseballMic And we're not smh

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rawDescription: Former Twitter home of the Miami Dale. Ran by @BillyGalant.

location: Miami

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rawContent: uhh @BlaseballMic is verified now

renderedContent: uhh @BlaseballMic is verified now

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rawContent: @thegeekbeat @DonutShoes @BlaseballNews 👁

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rawContent:
SIBR SEASON 8 RECAP

- @pattyfox_mills found the 9-Blood Blagonball after pitching a perfect game
- Was there supposed to be more to Flickering? Who knows
- We found an unwritten Season 1 trade (still under investigation)
- Hi friends / It is Wyatt / I have a plan
- Ascension:

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial @TurnipOnBlase @nymillenials @BlaseballNews uh they go up or climb

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

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displayname: Paula Turnip ©

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displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱

displayname: (INACTIVE) Patty Fox


rawContent: hello welcome to the blaseball discord https://t.co/GWg2ovQMcu

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rawContent: The ritual is complete.

renderedContent: The ritual is complete.

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rawContent:
The ticker, again this week:

"Jaylen Hotdogfingers has been permitted to stay."

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rawContent: @thegameband we said this at the beginning of the week but the Society is among some really cool sponsors this week and we could not be more proud to be a fixture of this cultural event

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rawContent:
🗳 don't forget to Vote 🗳

👁 Election closes noon pacific 👁

(and thanks again to @thegameband for letting us name a blessing!) https://t.co/VAGHUuqvt4

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rawContent: @ch00beh it's so many people. what happened

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displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh


rawContent: MONDAY! come listen to me explain how all of this started because some of us opened our browser development console one night

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rawContent: Reminder! This coming Monday, Sept 28th @ 10pm EST @thegeekbeat will be joined by iliana from @SIBROfficial and Cal from @BlaseballNews to talk working with Blaseball data and stats and running a News resource for the ever-shifting 🩸Splort⚾ we all love! https://t.co/94awGmXy0W

renderedContent: Reminder! This coming Monday, Sept 28th @ 10pm EST @thegeekbeat will be joined by iliana from @SIBROfficial and Cal from @BlaseballNews to talk working with Blaseball data and stats and running a News resource for the ever-shifting 🩸Splort⚾ we all love! geekbeatradio.com

displayname: DonutShoes🍩👟

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rawContent: what happened i fell asleep

renderedContent: what happened i fell asleep

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: anyway what's going on? oh the tigers are up 6-2? ok

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rawContent: another day with the press pass https://t.co/VV92MXPxBj

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rawContent: good news everyone we figured it out

renderedContent: good news everyone we figured it out

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rawContent: @TurnipOnBlase @blaseball @nymillenials @BlaseballNews oh I get it, the championship team becomes a credit union

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renderedContent: @TurnipOnBlase @blaseball @nymillenials @BlaseballNews oh I get it, the championship team becomes a credit union

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rawContent: @blaseball @TurnipOnBlase @nymillenials @BlaseballNews what https://t.co/lG2SlC3SlT

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rawContent:
@blaseball @nymillenials @BlaseballNews okay but that was pre-discipline era

surely you peeked once we opened it

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rawContent: @nymillenials @blaseball @BlaseballNews the Forbidden is kind of our thing

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rawContent: @blaseball @BlaseballNews anyway. what do you think about it?

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rawContent: well, we tried

renderedContent: well, we tried

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial what

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial what

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews @blaseball in fairness to parker, It is Forbidden

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rawContent: @blaseball https://t.co/02hOdPShWx

renderedContent: @blaseball https://t.co/02hOdPShWx

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rawContent: @blaseball hey so what does ascension mean exactly

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rawContent: The Tigers will start with -2 on the scoreboard as they take the field in Game 5 due to Targeted Shame.

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rawContent: Pies shame the Tigers! We’re going to Game 5!🩸⚾ https://t.co/0nvWWV8ov2

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rawContent: Math Fact: TweetDeck is impossible to use effectively

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rawContent: y'ever just forget people you follow can DM you

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rawContent:
The record for a team stealing home multiple times in one inning is 2; this is the 22nd occurrence since Season 3, and the first occurrence in the postseason.

The first time we saw this was also the Tigers, on Season 3, Day 8 (Bot 7): https://t.co/QYkumJ2qa9

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The record for a team stealing home multiple times in one inning is 2; this is the 22nd occurrence since Season 3, and the first occurrence in the postseason.

The first time we saw this was also the Tigers, on Season 3, Day 8 (Bot 7): reblase.sibr.dev/game/fe7fac60-…

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial Okay, the Tigers just stole home twice in the bottom of the third. What's the record for most successful "scores by stealing home" plays in a single inning?

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displayname: Ben Cordes

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location: Somerville, MA


rawContent: @BiffIfh @fraterrisus 👀

renderedContent: @BiffIfh @fraterrisus 👀

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displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet


rawContent:
@BlaseballPro @DLDracoRex @skolhalla We remember it like it was tomorrow.

(we are the one experiencing all time simultaneously)

(the infinite branching futures are weird, don't ask us about them)

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displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

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displayname: Draco Rex

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displayname: you've sworn allegiance to magic glue


rawContent:
During the upcoming extended Siesta, starting shortly after the Season 8 Election, the SIBR Help Desk will have limited Council staff.

Some of us will be taking a break; others will be working on improvements to our projects.

Please consider taking a break during the Siesta. 💜

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rawContent: 🚨 WAVEBACK DETECTED 🚨

renderedContent: 🚨 WAVEBACK DETECTED 🚨

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rawContent:
💻🔨 SIBR Technical Operations Update

Blasebot is back up, but we lost the last few weeks of data. If things aren't working as expected, please check your subscriptions.

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💻🔨 SIBR Technical Operations Update

Blasebot is back up, but we lost the last few weeks of data. If things aren't working as expected, please check your subscriptions.

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rawContent: @blaseball @philly_pies parker's bringing back the classics

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displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle


rawContent: An extremely early Feedback swap in Game 3: Farrell Seagull swaps for Summers Pony

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rawContent: @Blaseball_radio 💜💜💜 positive vibes on behalf of the Council

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rawContent: Legal Analysis: Sounds like the situation with Pitching Machine depends a lot on the Immaterial Plane's definition of "infernal machine", and the true nature of the player in question

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial However, Dolsimir on Vampirism suggests that fueling an infernal machine with lifeblood is “a criminal misuse of a precious resource... punishable by forfeiture of one’s own life force” (Dolsimir 18, 1987; 1989).

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displayname: Horatio Happenstance

rawDescription: “Lawyer” specializing in “Splorts Law.” Member of the Immaterial Plane Bar


rawContent: Game 3 Preview: Feedback in Seattle https://t.co/93WX2s1m1u

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We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

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rawContent: y'all have no idea how many goofs we've had to send back to the drawing board because tweetdeck still doesn't support quote-tweeting with an image in 2020

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rawContent:
we will not be answering this question at this time due to a falling out with our local hardware store

(we uh. literally fell out of the hardware store)

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial Could you recommend a brand of pitchfork though?

displayname: Dr. Tim, koolaidologist ❁

rawDescription: anarcho-teacher, structural biologist, biochem PhD, and father. Love my dogs. 36, he/him ♻

location: Occupied Manahoac Land (NoVA)


rawContent: @blaseball we're all undefeated because we're friends, right parker?

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: We need to conserve our checkmarks for the Science clipboards.

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rawContent: @blaseball @TBlaseball Yeah they have "Official" in their handle but where's THEIR checkmark????

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displayname: Forsythia Helltiger

rawDescription: Short Queen. Struggle Tweeter. Former: @BlaseballNews #LFGM Unaffiliated with @blaseball. ((pfp: @WholelotofWeird))

location: Parts Unknown

username: TBlaseball

displayname: Talking Blaseball


rawContent:
Reports: If ILB intern-commissioner Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III has a grudge against you, you'll know

SIBR continues to be thankful for absolution at this time

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rawContent: .@thesoccerdon don't think i forgot

renderedContent: .@thesoccerdon don't think i forgot

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username: thesoccerdon

displayname: Don Garber


rawContent:
if you are using information from SIBR to take up pitchforks to the commissioner, please calmly remember: the commissioner is doing a great job.

👁

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rawContent:
actual statement: the claim that the trade was "fraudulent" simply because it wasn't in the record books was a goof since we had parker's attention and, strictly speaking, incorrect

we're here to enlighten, not cause drama. we apologize for the concern

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rawContent: @blaseball @justbendie 👁 📝

renderedContent: @blaseball @justbendie 👁 📝

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displayname: schneider bendie


rawContent: @Pat8u3 i mean yeah we saw that

renderedContent: @Pat8u3 i mean yeah we saw that

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displayname: Patrick


rawContent: #ff #followfriday

renderedContent: #ff #followfriday

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rawContent: I am a Data Efreet. Next thing I know, I'm being scooped up in a bottle and plopped into this "Datablase". Turns out the entities I was talking to were on the Council of the SIBR, and they were looking for "volunteers" to help with their stats. It's OK though, I like it in here.

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Just a lil ol' Efreet, floating around the @SIBROfficial
Datablase, doing data things. Not associated with @blaseball, just cataloging the chaos.  He/him.

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rawContent:
statement: we are allegedly absolved of whatever we did last night

the records stand on their own

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial you are absolved 🩸⚾

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial you are absolved 🩸⚾

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

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rawContent: @blaseball what

renderedContent: @blaseball what

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rawContent:
The night before SIBR was formed, I had this exchange with someone in the Bloodhouse:

> Don't peek behind the veil. You might never be able to unsee what you've seen.

> there's more truth to that than you know

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rawContent:
you meddle in the Old Lore at your own risk

some truths are forgotten for a reason

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displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams

rawDescription:
INACTIVE

Former home of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, of @blaseball infamy.
Was managed and operated, with love, by Lincoln Carpenter/@lhcarpenter.

location: at peace

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rawContent:
By the way, fingers were just a breadcrumb that led us to the truth. We would have confusedly found this anyway as we're starting to work on processing old Season 1 statsheets.

But we figured the story was bizarre enough to share.

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent:
Okay, actually this requires a lot of explanation, and I'm not going to flood y'all with 7 ROT13 tweets.

Here's our quick write-up with a spoiler clickthrough: https://t.co/R3PE6Hi9y0

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Okay, actually this requires a lot of explanation, and I'm not going to flood y'all with 7 ROT13 tweets.

Here's our quick write-up with a spoiler clickthrough: gist.github.com/iliana/2e9fecd…

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title: what.md

description: GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

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displayname: GitHub

rawDescription: The complete developer platform to build, scale, and deliver secure software.

location: San Francisco, CA

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rawContent:
How did we even notice?

Well, there's a finger discrepancy. The ledger must be balanced.

Long story. We're writing up a summary; it'll be ROT13'd as it's Forbidden Knowledge.

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rawContent:
Blaseball was a much smaller game back then. People probably wouldn't have noticed.

Except for one person in the Tigers chat on July 26 (end of the Season 1 Election), who wasn't sure Yazmin Mason was just added to the team or not.

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rawContent: welcome back to the commissioner parker questioning hour, already in progress

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rawContent: @blaseball who traded yazmin and mora?

renderedContent: @blaseball who traded yazmin and mora?

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rawContent: @blaseball do you

renderedContent: @blaseball do you

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rawContent: 👁 Do you remember before? 👁

renderedContent: 👁 Do you remember before? 👁

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rawContent:
We can probably assume no other trades happened in the middle of the season, but we only have clear data on pitchers that pitched in each game. For lineups, we're flying blind (and based on working backwards from our earliest archives).

But this discovery might invalidate that.

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rawContent: @TurnipOnBlase @blaseball (updated within the last several minutes based on our findings, btw -- the wiki used to say mora was always with the pies)

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username: TurnipOnBlase

displayname: Paula Turnip ©


rawContent:
Season 1 games on record have Yazmin Mason pitching for the Philly Pies and Nicholas Mora pitching for the Hades Tigers.

This is contrary to the prior data assumed on the wiki, based on the lack of any blessings confirming the trade.

The wiki is now updated, but we're confused.

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rawContent: we may have found something weird one moment

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rawContent:
@blaseball we're hoping you might be able to tell us, actually

something about... fraudulent season 1 blessings?

yazmin mason and nicholas mora?

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renderedContent: we may have found something weird one moment

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rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

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rawContent:
TOMORROW
6 AM PACIFIC

The 2-time champions Pies and Tigers make a run for Ascension.

Jaylen is Flickering. Jessica is Shelled. The Steaks on a 9-game winning streak. The Crabs are... the Crabs.

Wyatt has a plan.

Postseason 8 will begin soon.

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rawContent: @DunlapBlaseball that's pre-siesta bud

renderedContent: @DunlapBlaseball that's pre-siesta bud

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displayname: Dunlap Figueroa


rawContent: @HungryMonitor don't have to hunt much these days I imagine

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displayname: The Monitor


rawContent: @DisastrousEnby 👁

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rawContent: @ChezForShire @BlaseballNews should we try feeding it to the hall monitor and write down what happens

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displayname: Chez 🦷👁 SKETCH COMMISSIONS OPEN

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displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @ChezForShire @BlaseballNews dunno

renderedContent: @ChezForShire @BlaseballNews dunno

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rawContent: @ChezForShire @BlaseballNews wat is opsec iliana

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rawContent:
@ChezForShire 👁

the SIBR council is like 20 people but it's usually just me (iliana) on the twitter

@BlaseballNews can rattle most of the folks off better than I can

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rawContent: @BlasesLoadedApp it'll be ok just feed them eggs

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displayname: Blases Loaded


rawContent: imagining blaseball news twitter as seven or so of us with press badges and notebooks sitting in an otherwise-empty 100-seat press conference room staring incredulously at a podium where commissioner parker stands and refuses to make eye contact or comment on any of our questions

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rawContent: We can emperically confirm this also happened at the end of day 99.

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rawContent: ALSO SOME TEAMS MADE THE POSTSEASON OR SOMETHING.

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The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

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location: who's asking

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rawContent: [Note that season IDs are zero-indexed, so "7" actually refers to Season 8]

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rawContent:
IN THE QUIET
THE MICROPHONE CRANKS THE GAIN

[New in-development SIBRmetric: DMfxDB, or Database fixes caused by Don Mitchell — Preliminary Data Not For Research Purposes] https://t.co/UAIukQwngk

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rawContent: @kiralio buying votes has a slider now too! 🎉

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displayname: Tuxedo Catfish


rawContent:
@kiralio tributes snapped way up as soon as we got the slider, they've mostly leveled since then

we want to chart it, but that's probably a weekend project

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rawContent: hall milestone: 10 million for boyfriend and landry https://t.co/vsVVAVt2Ba

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rawContent: well now that we know what the microphone spots on the leaderboard did i kinda wish we put richmond in one of them

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rawContent: .@blaseball heard there was some forbidden knowledge going around tonight! We’re excited to see this next season, it’s the best blessing yet! https://t.co/bEpKsgYuhr

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displayname: Canada Moist Talkers

rawDescription: The home of Blaseball’s THREE TIME CHAMPS, the Canada Moist Talkers! PFP - @longhairq Banner - @mikeharron “Spray it, don’t say it!” 14. 15. 23.

location: Halifax, Nova Scotia

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rawContent:
parker the 8 is sidewa—

wait

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parker the 8 is sidewa—

wait

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rawContent: ⚾🩸THE STAGE IS SET🩸⚾ https://t.co/5YAfXxHcfW

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews those are the ones that died due to instability right? that was the case before, they just never had the attribute dropped at the end of a week

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rawContent:
The ritual is changing

What we've seen:

- Hi friends
- It is Wyatt
- I have a plan

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rawContent: NaN and Sixpack's rituals are now "I have a plan"

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rawContent:
Jaylen Hotdogfingers, NaN, and Sixpack Dogwalker now have Flickering as a permanent condition

NaN and Sixpack Dogwalker have Receiver as a permanent condition

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rawContent: uh

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial is this good https://t.co/W5aJ2c5FW9

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displayname: jonathan

rawDescription: data engineer | the world's biggest super monday night combat shill | display names should be like Diablo affixes send tweet

location: the library of jurgen leshy


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rawContent: MY FRIEND IS BACK

renderedContent: MY FRIEND IS BACK

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rawContent: You can't keep saying "It is complete" and not tell us what is complete, that's not how Science works.

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rawContent: Snack Fact: sharing snacks with a squid who is my best friend is not a waste, thank you very much

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rawContent: wait h*ck i think i missed it

renderedContent: wait h*ck i think i missed it

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rawContent: brb raiding the ILB's office supply room

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rawContent: i'm running out of h's

renderedContent: i'm running out of h's

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rawContent: 𝕊𝕚𝕩𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕜

renderedContent: 𝕊𝕚𝕩𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕜

username: BlaseballMic

displayname: The Macrophone

rawDescription: ONLINE

renderedDescription: ONLINE


rawContent: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

renderedContent: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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rawContent: ℕ𝕒ℕ

renderedContent: ℕ𝕒ℕ


rawContent: waiting

renderedContent: waiting

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rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

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rawContent: uhhh

renderedContent: uhhh

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rawContent:
THE LINE VIBRATES
THIRTY MINUTES REMAIN
(PROBABLY)

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rawContent: (yeah uh we're pretty sure the stats in the ticker are wrong btw. but that's part of its charm)

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial it also explains the Ticker's complete decoupling from our reality

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displayname: Paranundrox

rawDescription: A friend-shaped individual | 25 | They/He

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rawContent: This is... technically correct, actually

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rawContent: @catacalypto the ticker updates itself

renderedContent: @catacalypto the ticker updates itself

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displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: The Idolatry leaderboard at the start of Day 99: https://t.co/4t8j9cIvkG

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rawContent:
Slightly out-of-character SIBR Analysis:

We have no idea what's going to happen.

The Game Band, over the past couple of weeks, have adapted to our shenanigans and are keeping their secrets closer.

And honestly? We are loving it.

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rawContent:
SIBR Analysis:

The next 66 minutes are going to be interesting.

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rawContent: Eduardo Woodman and Alyssa Harrell swapped teams for 8 minutes and 28 seconds. https://t.co/OjRq3Wf0jD https://t.co/kxgYpZs9CJ

renderedContent: Eduardo Woodman and Alyssa Harrell swapped teams for 8 minutes and 28 seconds. reblase.sibr.dev/game/6e1f9a8c-… https://t.co/kxgYpZs9CJ

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rawContent: @blaseball hey parker why isn't the rogue ump in the hall of flame

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rawContent: no joke I had a dream (premonition?) that Pitching Machine was a 7.5-star pitcher

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rawContent: 🎉 https://t.co/GHtP6FuVKY

renderedContent: 🎉 https://t.co/GHtP6FuVKY

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rawContent: SIBR's mission is to help Parker find the filing cabinet at ILB HQ with a bunch of blagonballs lying around in it

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rawContent: @beckFlowers I don’t know where they are

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rawContent: Very interesting.

renderedContent: Very interesting.

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rawContent: 𝕐𝔼𝕊

renderedContent: 𝕐𝔼𝕊


rawContent: @blaseball hi parker i'm sorry for your loss, we too shared a lot of awkward elevator rides

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rawContent: Interesting.

renderedContent: Interesting.

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rawContent: The Front Office is deeply saddened by the sudden passing of one of a beloved staff member, who died early this morning due to natural causes. The staff member's name will not be released, out of respect for their privacy. They will be missed.🩸⚾ https://t.co/IbAv6c5T9g

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rawContent: uh https://t.co/DQG5RR7uSB

renderedContent: uh https://t.co/DQG5RR7uSB

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rawContent:
Our new intern, Game Watcher, has noted another interesting event, with Avila Guzman hitting for Blaseball's 20th recorded cycle. Congratulations!

https://t.co/yuvtrlOdON https://t.co/FFqTYUGVkX

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Our new intern, Game Watcher, has noted another interesting event, with Avila Guzman hitting for Blaseball's 20th recorded cycle. Congratulations!

blase.srv.astr.cc/game/a8651ebb-… https://t.co/FFqTYUGVkX

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rawContent: We may never truly know what what blaseball is but the council will continue to extract dopamine from it in the form of vague understanding.

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rawContent: If you don’t know what Blaseball is I urge you to at least read the wiki so that you still won’t know what Blaseball is, but your life will be slightly more enriched from it.

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displayname: Forrest

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27 - It/Crow - Otherkin Bird - Gay/Poly - 💙 @KrivKobold 💙🤍 @dryzzlingdrops 🤍
 -🪐☄✨ Let's sit together and watch the stars die ✨☄🪐 - SFW but 20+ only

location: Brittle Hollow

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rawContent: CONFIRMED: party time is more powerful than the shelled one

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displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

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rawContent: 🎉🥜 party hard 🥜🎉 https://t.co/4EfJ6UvI97

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rawContent: 👁🎤 how badly do you want them back, jaylen 🎤👁 https://t.co/fitI4kqE52

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rawContent: how badly do you want them back, jaylen https://t.co/eX91HQKSHs

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rawContent: @blaseball parker

renderedContent: @blaseball parker

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rawContent: The Steaks game ended first: the Breath Mints and Magic entered Party Time at the exact same time.

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rawContent:
If a tie does occur, the Magic have the lower tiebreaker and should enter Party Time "first".

But again, we don't know the rule here — if the Steaks lose, it might come down to who actually lost first according to the clock.

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rawContent: The Breath Mints and Magic are both 1 loss away from Party Time.

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rawContent: blood?

renderedContent: blood?

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rawContent:
@JaimeKordek yeah that's a fair analysis.

we're not even sure what they have in mind for the blagonballs which makes hunting for them a little weird

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rawContent:
@JaimeKordek what we're saying is that cycles aren't that rare in blaseball, unlike what folks had probably thought

this is likely due to the high amount of triples

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rawContent:
It sounds like there's a possibility of a tie for Party Time between Kansas City and Yellowstone.

This hasn't happened before and I don't think there's a rule for it.

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rawContent: The Party Time watch begins.

renderedContent: The Party Time watch begins.

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rawContent: @discovery_exe Dev is awake now! The github info is currently out of date, but you require to state what you are subscribing to, you can use bb!help to see a list of all options! (please note play-by-plays are currently disabled to avoid rate limiting, but they will return soon!)

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rawContent: @Paranundrox I thought it was Causal Fridays

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rawContent: This is part of the reason why hoods are part of our expected office attire.

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rawContent: Did you know: SIBR accidentally rented office space for our HQ in the same Immaterial Plane office building as the ILB, resulting in extremely awkward silences in the elevator

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rawContent: On the opposite end of the spectrum, the marathon 23-inning game of 9-gallon bloodhat fame is also the record for total strikeouts in a single game. August Sky and PolkaDot Patterson pitched 52 total strikeouts (including Patterson's nine to Lightner). https://t.co/xLSOltSiKM

renderedContent: On the opposite end of the spectrum, the marathon 23-inning game of 9-gallon bloodhat fame is also the record for total strikeouts in a single game. August Sky and PolkaDot Patterson pitched 52 total strikeouts (including Patterson's nine to Lightner). reblase.sibr.dev/game/bbf1b3d0-…

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rawContent: Our finest minds are, uh, scouring the ancient texts on Robot Law about this.

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rawContent: i waited until parker was distracted to drain more blood

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displayname: MVP Pitching Machine

rawDescription: i'm just a regular pitching machine who has blood and can run. i am in the vault because i became a league wide icon and ppl idolized me too many times (weird)

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rawContent: Here's a Season 3, 9-inning game with 20 walks pitched by Sanford Gardner, who you may remember from the first double-shutout from earlier this week. https://t.co/UZDiCAJ9Kt

renderedContent: Here's a Season 3, 9-inning game with 20 walks pitched by Sanford Gardner, who you may remember from the first double-shutout from earlier this week. reblase.sibr.dev/game/95e42586-…

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro non-remembers are real too

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displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: Science fact: being left on read by the commissioner is not evidence of absence. 🔍

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rawContent:
ILB: double jump
SIBR: 👁✍
https://t.co/Q3nJgfl4jN https://t.co/Dtj2oJAQf2

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ILB: double jump
SIBR: 👁✍
research.blaseball-reference.com/SIBR_Double_Ju… https://t.co/Dtj2oJAQf2

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rawContent:
@blaseball oh ya definitely

speaking of which, do you have any verified info about grass or base blood

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rawContent: @blaseball i feel like we've been through a lot and that i can trust you

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rawContent:
@blaseball uh

only okay friends?

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@blaseball uh

only okay friends?

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rawContent:
@blaseball ya it's p fun

hey parker would you say that we're friends

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rawContent: @blaseball doing pretty good too, just looking at some tea leaves and tarot cards rn

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rawContent: @blaseball how are you doing today

renderedContent: @blaseball how are you doing today

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rawContent: @blaseball hey parker

renderedContent: @blaseball hey parker

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rawContent: marquez clark: beanball champion https://t.co/lNRJTWYyxi

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rawContent:
@kiya_nicoll yep

a note from the wiki editors on historical recordkeeping: https://t.co/iDsT0YjRrW

we have a page for events on reblase: https://t.co/lPc2QKrUJs

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@kiya_nicoll yep

a note from the wiki editors on historical recordkeeping: blaseball.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000…

we have a page for events on reblase: reblase.sibr.dev/events

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rawContent: oh dear https://t.co/rjxlytT3LA

renderedContent: oh dear https://t.co/rjxlytT3LA

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displayname: Kiya "Steamboat" Nicoll, Left Hawk o'Darkness


rawContent: @discovery_exe dev's asleep right now but I relayed your tweet to our discord

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rawContent: The last undefeated Season 8 pitcher goes down in a huge upset. https://t.co/taIKLsrcBJ https://t.co/6YPokfd2zf

renderedContent: The last undefeated Season 8 pitcher goes down in a huge upset. reblase.sibr.dev/game/46291b32-… https://t.co/6YPokfd2zf

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rawContent: what's the blaseball stat for redrafting a post four times

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rawContent:
We keep finding weird @blaseball stuff this morning.

Don Mitchell (@LoversBlaseball) had six at-bats in a row on Day 69: https://t.co/x1vKjrmfDR

Don finished the 5th, then had 5 more in the 6th. We think this might be the first non-HR RBI off the same player. https://t.co/QwehNfDTXR

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We keep finding weird @blaseball stuff this morning.

Don Mitchell (@LoversBlaseball) had six at-bats in a row on Day 69: reblase.sibr.dev/game/1b9fb1d8-…

Don finished the 5th, then had 5 more in the 6th. We think this might be the first non-HR RBI off the same player. https://t.co/QwehNfDTXR

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displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time


rawContent: somebody get me an editor

renderedContent: somebody get me an editor

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rawContent: @juxtalation @BlaseballNews Beck Whitney ⬇

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rawContent: Nobody's recorded a natural cycle yet, but Beck Whitney's cycle on 3/46 was a reverse cycle that started with a grand slam: https://t.co/in0QJ4x4Ov

renderedContent: Nobody's recorded a natural cycle yet, but Beck Whitney's cycle on 3/46 was a reverse cycle that started with a grand slam: reblase.sibr.dev/game/78ca058b-…

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displayname: juxtalation

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displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent:
@juxtalation @BlaseballNews "Hitting for the cycle" is just all four in a single game; a "natural cycle" is in-order.

I think a fifth-base would require a... quadruple? as well?

We'll discuss if it comes to that.

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rawContent: mug https://t.co/HD7keQDcP7

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rawContent: Ready to gamble in the most informed, stylish, and caffeinated way. @SIBROfficial @blaseball https://t.co/WmX05JcZJh

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displayname: Christopher Vittal

rawDescription: Bye.

renderedDescription: Bye.

title: Logo Mug

description: Whether you drink coffee, tea, or the bitter tears of rival Blaseball team fans, the SIBR logo mug is the perfect vessel for your beverage of...


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rawContent:
Lightner's bat *never touched the ball* during this game. Not a single foul ball. Out of the 29 pitches thrown at them, 4 were balls.

So, we're calling this the triple-golden sombrero. Or the 9-gallon bloodhat. Your choice, really.

Congrats, Stephens!

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rawContent:
While searching for cycles, we found something... amazing. Baseball doesn't have a word for it yet.

Season 5, Day 106 was the marathon 23-inning game between August Sky and PolkaDot Patterson.

Stephens Lightner struck out 9 times in 9 plate appearances. https://t.co/xLSOlu9U9m

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While searching for cycles, we found something... amazing. Baseball doesn't have a word for it yet.

Season 5, Day 106 was the marathon 23-inning game between August Sky and PolkaDot Patterson.

Stephens Lightner struck out 9 times in 9 plate appearances. reblase.sibr.dev/game/bbf1b3d0-…

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rawContent:
Thomas Kirby (3/99)
Antonio Wallace (5/53)
Francisco Preston (5/56)
Malik Romayne (5/65)
Baby Doyle (5/81)
Aldon Cashmoney (5/81)
Caleb Novak (5/90)
Workman Gloom (6/15)
Ziwa Mueller (6/19)
Mcdowell Mason (6/58)
Comfort Septemberish (7/16)
Hahn Fox (7/21)

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rawContent:
That's compared to the 4 no-hitters we've seen in the SIBR era (plus the two possible ones from Season 1).

Anyway, list time!

Kichiro Guerra (2/34)
Jessica Telephone (3/33)
Beasley Day (3/39)
Beck Whitney (3/46)
Isaac Johnson (3/70)
Ren Hunter (3/72)
Knight Urlacher (3/79)
...

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Wikipedia claims that hitting for the cycle (single, double, triple, and home run in the same game) is about as rare as a no-hitter in baseball.

But 19 different Blaseball players have hit for the cycle since SIBR started recording data (Season 2, Day 34).

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rawContent: parker are you teasing us https://t.co/QE31W9r0S2

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👁📝 Newly-published: Our "what-if" paper on the Double Jump decree.

https://t.co/Q3nJgfCFIn https://t.co/GwaXNl8oEN

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👁📝 Newly-published: Our "what-if" paper on the Double Jump decree.

research.blaseball-reference.com/SIBR_Double_Ju… https://t.co/GwaXNl8oEN

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rawContent: Is there an undiscovered Law of Equivalent Paula Exchange on the Immaterial Plane? Our finest minds investigate. 🔮

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rawContent: 🚨 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🚨 https://t.co/LwvuZNXgTg

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rawContent: Science fact: the scientific method is just marking down whether or not a prophecy comes true.

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rawContent:
we just put our statsheet watcher into production 8 hours ago, too

incredible timing https://t.co/pkNh0DPMgl

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rawContent:
PATTY FOX (@nymillenials) HAS PITCHED A PERFECT GAME, the first in the recorded @blaseball era

4 strikeouts in 27 outs, Day 61 vs Flowers

https://t.co/ndCLhEjfrW

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PATTY FOX (@nymillenials) HAS PITCHED A PERFECT GAME, the first in the recorded @blaseball era

4 strikeouts in 27 outs, Day 61 vs Flowers

reblase.sibr.dev/game/c8acdfe9-…

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displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: Elvis Figueroa (@philly_pies) and Jaylen Hotdogfingers (@TheSeaGarages) remain undefeated through Day 55. https://t.co/Tnhw3ci6GQ

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displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages


rawContent: @blaseball (this isn't blagonball-begging, we don't think there's any other no-hitter blagonballs out there, we just think it's fun)

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rawContent:
@blaseball hey btw parker there was a no-hitter overnight and it was, again, Weird

with bases loaded on walks at one point, even

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rawContent:
Ortiz Morse of the @MoistTalkers threw a no-hitter on Day 38.

This is another situation of a pitcher throwing a no-hitter and us not noticing for several hours.

We promise there's a good reason: nobody expected this. Morse is statistically awful.

https://t.co/9TnG1cAkB2

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Ortiz Morse of the @MoistTalkers threw a no-hitter on Day 38.

This is another situation of a pitcher throwing a no-hitter and us not noticing for several hours.

We promise there's a good reason: nobody expected this. Morse is statistically awful.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/aabfb571-…

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displayname: Canada Moist Talkers


rawContent: We don't yet know

renderedContent: We don't yet know

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial Do we know what Superallergic does?

username: Burzolog

displayname: Peter Dierauer

rawDescription: The kind of person who reads Twitter a lot, but doesn't Tweet very often. He/Him

location: Minneapolis, MN


rawContent: blaseball champion https://t.co/yKtakAScFL https://t.co/DQo0EXScvS

renderedContent: blaseball champion reblase.sibr.dev/game/bcff32de-… https://t.co/DQo0EXScvS

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rawContent:
What *do* we know?

- The Monitor likes tiny eggs

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rawContent: Next season we'll know two things that birds do!

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial We now know what birds do, though!

displayname: vriska (parody)

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fedi: @leo@60228.dev
github: https://t.co/04bM5O5Z5D
tumblr: https://t.co/9m9CysXq8b

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We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial But! Do you know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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rawContent:
What's been tried?

- Putting a Flickering player in a Microphone leaderboard slot during Feedback weather
- Putting a pitching Sixpack Dogwalker (who talks to the Microphone) in a Microphone leaderboard slot during Feedback weather
- Other stuff maybe? Let us know!

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent:
It's Wednesday!

- We don't know what Honey Roasted does
- We don't know what Flickering does beyond "more likely to get Feedbacked"
- We don't know how Jaylen's Refinanced Debt works
- We don't know what the Microphones on the Idolatry leaderboard mean

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rawContent:
A hearty congratulations to the Now-Permanent Intern-Commissioner Prime Minister!

Doing such a great job that the internship will never end 🩸

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rawContent: @Natedogg316 @SamanthaSpice91 no i'm intern-commissioner prime minister, not intern-interim-commissioner prime minister

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displayname: Nathan "Gleeful Rulesthief" Long

displayname: A Feral Librarian


rawContent: Science fact: Nothing happening is still data. 🔍

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rawContent: @blaseball congrats parker, keep this up and you can be a social media executive associate director like me

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rawContent: @thegameband (don't actually do this i will die)

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displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: 🛌 https://t.co/tIJfo6UoC2

renderedContent: 🛌 https://t.co/tIJfo6UoC2

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rawContent: 👁 https://t.co/15c7ABYRR5

renderedContent: 👁 https://t.co/15c7ABYRR5

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rawContent:
Five weeks of constant Blaseball is a lot.

We hope periodic siestas continue, not just for TGB's sake, but for everyone's :)

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rawContent:
Blaseball is taking a siesta next week!

Thank you all so much for venturing with us through eight wild seasons. We have some BIG surprises up ahead, but we need just a little more time to prepare. See you soon!🩸⚾

rawDescription: Making games that reflect the world we live in. @wherecardsfall is out now on Switch and PC. We apparently made @blaseball but don’t remember doing it.

location: The Immaterial Plane

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rawContent:
Nothing happened with Howell Franklin through two games of feedback despite Flickering and being idolized to 18.

The Science continues with Sixpack Dogwalker and her pregame ritual of "Talking to the Microphone" 🔍

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rawContent: @catacalypto same

renderedContent: @catacalypto same

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displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent:
We don't know what else Flickering does, we don't know what the microphones on the Idolatry leaderboard do, and we don't know what the Hall of Flame *really* means.

Let's find out together, shall we?

username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent:
This week (or any week), there's probably not just one puzzle to be solved. There's maybe one puzzle with several possible solutions, or several puzzles, and some can be tried at the same time.

We're halfway through the regular season now already.

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rawContent:
At the end of the IndieCade stream with some of Blaseball's devs (we'll link the VOD when it's up), they were asked to give a tiny hint as to what is *really* going on this season.

They held strong, as they've done this whole time.

After all, where would the fun in that be?

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rawContent: @FHelltiger can't wait for the vod to crash my computer instantly

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username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: @FHelltiger i can't wait for the vod to instantly crash my computer

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rawContent: With Howell Franklin flickering before a feedback game, and Sixpack Dogwalker pitching on day 53, we're going to get so much Science done today.

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rawContent:
FROM ANONYMOUS SOURCES:

MORE MICROPHONE LADEN THEORIES. https://t.co/ikKr9sf7UR

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rawContent:
Wins Above Replacement (WAR): the forumlas for an average "replacement" player don't really work for blaseball so we need to figure that out first

Wins Against Raúl Leal (WARL): we can do that

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rawContent:
@UnlikelyLass Yes, Kansas City is 11 games back (I only listed the closest for each league)

We are all truly in the running until we clinch either way

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displayname: Dana McKiernan


rawContent:
THE RACE TO PARTY TIME: DAY 49

The Yellowstone Magic are 12 games back from the playoffs; the Breckenridge Jazz Hands are 10 back.

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rawContent:
hey good first inning, jazz hands! do you want to score any more this game?

"nah... we're good." https://t.co/WOOwIRZgCq

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rawContent:
TOP OF 1 https://t.co/Qg9dHPP8Ex

- single
- single
- out
- single (RBI)
- single (RBI)
- single (RBI)
- single (RBI)
- walk
- walk (RBI)
- single (2 RBI)
- single (RBI)
- single (RBI)
- single (RBI)
- triple (2 RBI)
- stole home
- out
- out

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TOP OF 1 reblase.sibr.dev/game/530ef38d-…

- single
- single
- out
- single (RBI)
- single (RBI)
- single (RBI)
- single (RBI)
- walk
- walk (RBI)
- single (2 RBI)
- single (RBI)
- single (RBI)
- single (RBI)
- triple (2 RBI)
- stole home
- out
- out

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rawContent: uh https://t.co/utGYXlFjFo

renderedContent: uh https://t.co/utGYXlFjFo

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rawContent:
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again...

(S8 D43 Bot 11) https://t.co/fz5UB6Vya4 https://t.co/oTUb866HSD

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again...

(S8 D43 Bot 11) reblase.sibr.dev/game/fc1a43c5-… https://t.co/oTUb866HSD

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rawContent:
Morse leads the league in career walks and earned runs. They have a career strikeout-to-walk ratio of 0.48.

In the 5th, Morse threw three walks to load the bases on one out, followed by a fielder's choice to get Alvarado (KC) out at home and a ground out.

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rawContent:
Ortiz Morse of the @MoistTalkers threw a no-hitter on Day 38.

This is another situation of a pitcher throwing a no-hitter and us not noticing for several hours.

We promise there's a good reason: nobody expected this. Morse is statistically awful.

https://t.co/9TnG1cAkB2

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rawContent: End of an era https://t.co/v6QO3EMM8I

renderedContent: End of an era https://t.co/v6QO3EMM8I

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rawContent: is blaseball big data yet

renderedContent: is blaseball big data yet

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rawContent: @VVVisection there is not

renderedContent: @VVVisection there is not

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displayname: V 🏳⚧


rawContent: @VVVisection the hall? "More" menu -> The Hall

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rawContent: Three million https://t.co/7nGH1ibQBG

renderedContent: Three million https://t.co/7nGH1ibQBG

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rawContent: Lawrence Horne remains with the Wild Wings.

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rawContent: Jessica Telephone remains with the Pies.

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rawContent: The effort has failed; Horne's Flickering status will end today.

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rawContent: Reports have reached SIBR of an effort to get Lawrence Horne (Flickering batter of the Wild Wings) into position 18 of the Idols leaderboard, denoted with a Microphone, prior to the start of Day 36.

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rawContent:
FEEDBACK WATCH DAY 36
Pies at Shoe Thieves (Jessica Telephone)
Wild Wings at Garages (Lawrence Horne)

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rawContent: Two million https://t.co/GFVWKm6mix

renderedContent: Two million https://t.co/GFVWKm6mix

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rawContent: @nes_bitt too greedy with blessings and not thinkin' about the future of the league 😤

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displayname: the killjoy frog hoodie


rawContent: @BlaseballNews end of an era

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews end of an era

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displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


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rawContent: LIMITER: RELEASED

renderedContent: LIMITER: RELEASED

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rawContent:
THE WATCHER ASKED FOR MORE TINY EGGS AND IT ALREADY HAS ITS WISH.

SEEN HERE, THE HALL OF FLAME CIRCA DAY 30 VS. THE IDOL BOARD NOW, DAY 32. https://t.co/J6pAb77Dfz

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rawContent: In addition to tribute, votes can be purchased with a slider as well https://t.co/dp0pvqqnii

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rawContent: Well that escalated quickly https://t.co/PvohOUq4G6

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rawContent: The Monitor showed up and gave us a slider which puts them pretty far in the "friend" category for us

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rawContent: @ch00beh 👁

renderedContent: @ch00beh 👁

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rawContent: Glimpses... of the data before we were woken up.

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displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh


rawContent: yeah that's like our whole deal

renderedContent: yeah that's like our whole deal

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rawContent: 🩸Do you remember before?🩸

renderedContent: 🩸Do you remember before?🩸

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rawContent: @DrMikenstein the squid is a friend

renderedContent: @DrMikenstein the squid is a friend

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displayname: big pumpkin


rawContent: life comes at you fast https://t.co/5USJxqOfaI

renderedContent: life comes at you fast reblase.sibr.dev/game/d0b7417d-…

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rawContent: if anyone on the pies gets thrown at next game, let it be me. don't want the pies to lose any more players that have been here since the start

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displayname: Jessica Telephone

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renderedDescription: wrong number || pfp is from @crikadelic

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rawContent:
Jaylen may have had one in Season 1 according to league statsheets, but we don't have the play-by-play data to back it up.

Inky's first recorded no-hitter last season only had two walks. That might be the closest?

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rawContent: Hey, @SIBROfficial, how close have we come to a Perfect Game?

displayname: Math Velazquez

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location: At least one Los Angeles


rawContent:
Parker and the Yellowstone Magic appear to be having a staredown.

We are monitoring item slots.

We monitor all.

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rawContent: A rare peek behind the curtain with SIBR's current discussion regarding the Season 8 blessing, Double Jump: https://t.co/KirLwZBC6e

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rawContent: @FHelltiger @VelazquezMath84 @catacalypto @blaseball aren't those "doctors"

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rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 @catacalypto @blaseball to be fair to parker, the bloodbath was a contractor issue

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rawContent: @Paranundrox @VelazquezMath84 spinny

renderedContent: @Paranundrox @VelazquezMath84 spinny

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displayname: Paranundrox


rawContent: @catacalypto @VelazquezMath84 @blaseball I don't think parker would be taking it away if not

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rawContent: this tweet was re-posted with no changes because I thought I made a mistake, deleted it, and then remembered 21 is not divisible by 9

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rawContent:
Week 3: The Pies' Nolanestophia Patterson and Rai Spliff flickered away; the Garages' Lang Richardson and the Steaks' Summers Pony swap to the Pies.

The flickering stops. Week 4 has begun.

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rawContent: @blaseball @catacalypto wait what happens if they break it

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rawContent: at least we can have this double-negative screenshot https://t.co/kv8azoBruW

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rawContent: The Crabs just had to score in the first inning before we could see the scoreboard light up -2 to -1 :( https://t.co/QLMpiQhw9i

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rawContent: @YerFriendMolly @blaseball No; we believe the first may have been one day prior, Season 8, Day 15, Moist Talkers (-1) at Wild Wings (1): https://t.co/NPegzKaK8e

renderedContent: @YerFriendMolly @blaseball No; we believe the first may have been one day prior, Season 8, Day 15, Moist Talkers (-1) at Wild Wings (1): reblase.sibr.dev/game/496d9ae1-…

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displayname: 🎃 ♏erry ♏ollyween 🎃


rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

(We got "9 batters" listed but not "5 pitchers"!)

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial 35. There are 5 pitchers in a pitching rotation.

displayname: vriska (parody)

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rawContent: SIBR has no information on how the Shutout Pendant works or should work in this situation; we've seen some reports that players idolizing Sandford Garner during this game didn't receive a shutout bonus, and we don't know how the devs want to approach this particular problem.

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rawContent:
Here's the double-shutout game log: https://t.co/tAkcGGeKtm

This game is impressive — with runners often in scoring position, and the bases loaded twice, both pitchers still threw a shutout for the first time in @blaseball's history.

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Here's the double-shutout game log: reblase.sibr.dev/game/ee270d5a-…

This game is impressive — with runners often in scoring position, and the bases loaded twice, both pitchers still threw a shutout for the first time in @blaseball's history.

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rawContent: Currently, Blaseball Reference lists San Francisco pitcher Sandford Gardner with 0 shutouts for Season 8. This is a bug; the Targeted Shame double-shutout should be counted as a shutout for both pitchers. We don't know yet when this will be fixed.

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rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

34. A pitcher is awarded with a shutout when the opposing team scores 0 runs.

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FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

34. A pitcher is awarded with a shutout when the opposing team scores 0 runs.

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rawContent: @SleepySaph RIV

renderedContent: @SleepySaph RIV

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial @SleepySaph It's missing a very small blip for the MTs for Kiki Familia.

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displayname: Eugenia Bickle

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location: Hellmouth, Utah

username: SleepySaph

displayname: Sapphic Design Is My Passion

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rawContent:
📈 New analysis from the SIBR Graphs Department on the Day 21 Feedback 📈

(by @sleepysaph) https://t.co/2Fkp0JvIgm

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rawContent:
We also still don't know what Honey Roasted does.

But there's 3 of them, and 3 marked positions on the Idols leaderboard.

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username: BlaseballMic

displayname: The Macrophone

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rawContent: Day 24, Baltimore @ Los Angeli: Too many birds, but all players still remain shelled.

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rawContent:
In a sense, the Flickering "spreads" to the other team, because that status does not go away until the end of the week.

So we now have the Pies and Garages to watch closely under the deafening reality flickers through Day 27.

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rawContent: [Correction: Positions 6/11/18. Our keyboard regrets the error.]

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rawContent:
The Flickering didn't spread. It was the same result as any other ordinary Feedback, with the exception that it seems more likely to target an already-Flickering player.

What are we missing? What does this have to do with positions 6/11/8 on the Idols leaderboard?

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rawContent:
Jaylen hit Nolanestophia with a pitch and marked her Flickering in Game 20. In Game 21, under Feedback weather, we saw a special "Nolanestophia Patterson flickers!" Feedback event.

But no messages from the game events or the Commissioner about Jaylen's "refinanced debt".

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rawContent:
[threading this]
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial 33. Teams must score at least one run to win.

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displayname: Reiji

rawDescription:
Guy who plays games and drowns in anxiety
Traded souls with @SenpaiNotSenapi
pfp @gleeokenspiel banner @Amasoken
Sporadic waves of art RTs

location: The land of eternal summer

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rawContent: We... assume so? I think we may need to reach out to the @blaseball commissioner to confirm

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial Was the lovers pitcher credited with a shutout?

rawDescription: 25/Lesbian/White/Attempted Femme/Used to write stuff and if there's any god that loves me maybe someday I will again

location: She/Her

text: archiveofourown.org/users/SleepySa…

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username: blaseball


rawContent: Day 16 Season 8, Firefighters @ Lovers: The first game to not only end with a negative score for one team, but to finish with no scored runs for either team! A possible Blagonball? https://t.co/HV9uYp1vQ9

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rawContent: ok google asimov's laws immaterial plane urgent

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rawContent:
Uhm.

The... the Pitching Machine just uh... drank Ortiz Lopez's blood. To get better at pitching.

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)

rawDescription:
Your radio host, Radio Host!

Unofficial fan commentary
Commentating Blaseball on https://t.co/EIb2g1xREA
https://t.co/mJCqazn4tN


rawContent: Day 10 weather forecast in Seattle: Reality flickers

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rawContent:
Marquez Clark's Flickering will fall off at the end of this game.

Just in time!

 ...

to have the Breath Mints face off against Jaylen pitching again...


rawContent:
Kansas City and their Flickering Marquez Clark travel to Seattle to play another three games against the Garages before the week ends.

Day 7 forecast for Seattle calls for Peanuts.

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rawContent: @snakeskulls @tacoblaseball season 8 pitcher leaderboards from https://t.co/CIeEFCLQtf, which due to an unknown bug only list the Unlimited Tacos' Pitching Machine in many of them

renderedContent: @snakeskulls @tacoblaseball season 8 pitcher leaderboards from blaseball-reference.com/leaders, which due to an unknown bug only list the Unlimited Tacos' Pitching Machine in many of them

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username: snakeskulls

displayname: Garfield Enthusiast

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: @tacoblaseball SIBR is investigating the situation in Los Angeli

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rawContent:
👁 ANOMALY DETECTED 👁
https://t.co/CIeEFCLQtf @tacoblaseball https://t.co/xg4lToveev

renderedContent:
👁 ANOMALY DETECTED 👁
blaseball-reference.com/leaders @tacoblaseball https://t.co/xg4lToveev

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rawContent: BONK https://t.co/zlW8nS7YBU

renderedContent: BONK https://t.co/zlW8nS7YBU

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rawContent: @LeachLich same https://t.co/7JpYIXAGsE

renderedContent: @LeachLich same https://t.co/7JpYIXAGsE

text: blaseball.com

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username: leachlich

displayname: leach ingram


rawContent:
Jaylen opens Game 2 against the Kansas City Breath Mints in 13 minutes.

There are lots of birds.

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: Do you need lower weekly payments? Call today to refinance your loan https://t.co/V5jZXNDapN

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @blaseball shouldn't have used electric scoreboards huh parker

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rawContent:
My favorite part about Targeted Shame is awarding negative runs to the shamed team, not positive runs to the other team.

It's a nice flourish.

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: Teams outside the Mild Low received Targeted Shame in the recent election, afflicting them with negative the number of runs against them during Shame in the previous game. https://t.co/xtEnkxRDqb

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
Never mind.

We were hoping to learn what the game did though :(

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rawContent:
If the Mills end up keeping a score of 0, and you're idolizing their pitcher, let us know if you get a shutout payout.

We expect it won't, because scoring rules say a shutout is awarded when the pitcher "does not allow the opposition to score".

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial Question is, are we about to see our first negative-score "shutout" in blaseball? And what would you call such a thing?

username: fraterrisus

displayname: Ben Cordes

rawDescription: Code jockey, Shakespeare nerd @14thnightshakes, @USAFL1997 umpire, PhD dropout. Migrating(?) to Mastodon: @fraterrisus@indieweb.social

location: Somerville, MA


renderedContent: Teams outside the Mild Low received Targeted Shame in the recent election, afflicting them with negative the number of runs against them during Shame in the previous game. https://t.co/xtEnkxRDqb

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
SIBR Stats Report:
- Times sentient life created: 2 (both times @blasebot)

text: blaseball.com

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username: blasebot

displayname: Blasebot • BLM • PRIDE


rawContent: The fact that one brand-new Pitching Machine account showed up in my notifications and another was retweeted by Parker is beautiful, actually, and neither account or interpretation is more valid than the other

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