rawContent: Serious Post: Please remember that Blaseball supports multiple interpretations. Canon is fake. Don't tell someone their interpretation of the game is wrong just for being different from yours or what the wiki says (do continue to make Blaseball an inclusive space for all though!)

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews multi-discord drifting!!

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews multi-discord drifting!!

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

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We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

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location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

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displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: video games are a way of exploring complex realities and morals that you wouldn't want to do in real life. for instance: what if i idolized a union-busting pitching machine for profit

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rawContent: The Electricity zaps a strike away! https://t.co/qfq2JMXdB6 https://t.co/9H9pFSSb5Z

renderedContent: The Electricity zaps a strike away! reblase.sibr.dev/game/1965d1ce-… https://t.co/9H9pFSSb5Z

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rawContent: @tacoblaseball did you hear this from the Front Office

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displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: that was fast https://t.co/8IkQQj8zER

renderedContent: that was fast https://t.co/8IkQQj8zER

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rawContent:
Game 1 performance for Pitching Machine (Los Angeli) against Baltimore

9 strikeouts
1 walk
13 hits allowed
0 hit-by-pitch

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rawContent: @BlaseballMic hi this is iliana with SIBR. we're reaching out to see if you have any comment on jaylen hotdogfingers' debt

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displayname: The Macrophone


rawContent:
IN THE QUIET
THE MICROPHONE CRANKS THE GAIN

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rawContent:
@SIBROfficial !!!

Do you think beanballs now increase the chance to be feedbacked?!

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)

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Your radio host, Radio Host!

Unofficial fan commentary
Commentating Blaseball on https://t.co/EIb2g1xREA
https://t.co/mJCqazn4tN

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Your radio host, Radio Host!

Unofficial fan commentary
Commentating Blaseball on Twitch.tv/blaseball_radio
youtube.com/channel/UC-YQ1…


rawContent: subprime necromancy. send tweet

renderedContent: subprime necromancy. send tweet

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rawContent: have the blaseball gods not learned from the material plane's 2008 collateralized debt obligation crisis

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rawContent: Do you need lower weekly payments? Call today to refinance your loan https://t.co/V5jZXNDapN

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rawContent: Pitching Machine (Los Angeli) ain't perfect, but they're pretty good https://t.co/8i08KN6AD4 https://t.co/890AWRE329

renderedContent: Pitching Machine (Los Angeli) ain't perfect, but they're pretty good reblase.sibr.dev/game/5622837b-… https://t.co/890AWRE329

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rawContent: MUST

renderedContent: MUST

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rawContent: Shoe Thieves pitcher Gunther O'Brian swallowed a stray Peanut and had a yummy reaction! https://t.co/FNheIsGQHE

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rawContent: f. The pitcher must throw the ball https://t.co/AYauntbsTt

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rawContent: I am also about to hit an espresso 💤

renderedContent: I am also about to hit an espresso 💤

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rawContent: @Paranundrox @SIBROfficial I heard it's some kind of play? like. "Emmett Internet hits an Expresso!"

displayname: Bee 🦊 | Red Instead 🔴 | BLM ✊🏾 | 1312 🚓

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- Autistic Nonbinary Fox!
- Does art, writing, and programing. #ActuallyAutistic, mute and HoH
- star/stars pronouns

location: a place between time and space

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source: Twitter for Android

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displayname: Paranundrox


rawContent: The problem with blood research is that it's right next to coffee and we keep getting distracted

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rawContent: Many have written in to tell us there's a typo: "Society of Internet Blaseball Research." Next you'll tell us that there's a typo in Blaseball!

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rawContent: Deep within the Society, the Council listens. Their thousand eyes know you have questions. And they're winking. https://t.co/PnQO2PQX4G

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rawContent: My fan theory is that The Microphone (of Season 3 election fame) is actually just the Immaterial Plane's alternate universe version of Monty Hall

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rawDescription: ONLINE

renderedDescription: ONLINE

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rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

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rawContent: @DonutShoes @thegeekbeat Sent this along to the Council! Could you email me at iliana@sibr.dev? We have a few questions that probably don't fit in a tweet :)

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displayname: DonutShoes🍩👟

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displayname: geekbeatradio


rawContent: Also we could not have dreamed of a more fun crowd to be with on the Elections page this season. (Hi @BlaseballCares!)

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displayname: Blaseball Cares


rawContent: oh hey randy what are you doin' up here

renderedContent: oh hey randy what are you doin' up here

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rawContent:
Idol leaderboard positions 6, 11, and 18 now have a Feedback icon.

Or at least that's what we assume the microphone means given the cryptic posts on Parker's account. https://t.co/ZDehN4rBX0

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rawContent:
We'd again like to thank @thegameband for helping fan communities thrive and being all-around amazing to work with, and we'd like to thank the fan community for giving our obsession meaning.

A statement from the Council: https://t.co/fm43kLMog8

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displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: @blaseball oh come on I'm about to go to sleep

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: you have no idea how hard it is for us to keep a secret for this long

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rawContent: The Decision is Rendered https://t.co/F1RMayH1cQ

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renderedContent: The Decision is Rendered https://t.co/F1RMayH1cQ

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rawContent: The Council's social media witch is taking the rest of Blaseball Gods' Day off — if you have any questions or requests, please visit the Help Desk in our Discord. 💜

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rawContent:
Eat the Rich paid out 390 coins to the 99%. The line for the 1% is somewhere in between 16098 and 19074 coins.

If you had some number of coins within this range, please let us know whether you were in the 99% or eaten. Thanks!

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rawContent: @FlameISeven I did say "standard" 😉

renderedContent: @FlameISeven I did say "standard" 😉

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displayname: Evil Ian


rawContent: Some of us at SIBR are sad we don't get to see the fifth base this season — but we expect it won't be long before we see it.

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rawContent: y'ever get traded for yourself https://t.co/8TtWu9SwSk

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rawContent: Bath time still listed as postponed https://t.co/joUDiWwLpD

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rawContent: Math Fact: A standard ILB team has 9 batters and 5 pitchers, for a total of 14 players. https://t.co/RUtxFtgM6E

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rawContent:
IN THE QUIET
THE MICROPHONE CRANKS THE GAIN https://t.co/Hp4cFtYOQa

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rawContent: WAIT

renderedContent: WAIT

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rawContent: MY FRIEND IS BACK

renderedContent: MY FRIEND IS BACK

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rawContent: Just a little over two hours left to vote!

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rawContent:
@SleepySaph Ah, yeah. Not sure! Add to it Inky's handful of shutouts throughout the season and we're even more confused.

We've noticed the simulation is capable of a significantly wide set of events, and the ratings are sometimes too subtle to affect reality.

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displayname: Sapphic Design Is My Passion


rawContent:
@SleepySaph As a general rule try to avoid posting Forbidden Knowledge here, but this might be a great question for the Help Desk in our Discord.

However, I'm not entirely sure any of us know either. But if a subject changes, and their parameters don't change... it must be the environment?

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rawContent: @SudoSanauu Maybe!

renderedContent: @SudoSanauu Maybe!

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displayname: Sanauu


rawContent: ... What happens if a Blagonball is punctured by a nail bat?

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rawContent: Are blagonballs even regulation size?

renderedContent: Are blagonballs even regulation size?

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rawContent:
Yellowstone's Inky Rutledge was given a 2-Blood Blagonball  in-game overnight.

... Are they going to pitch with it? https://t.co/07uVOOJJXK

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rawContent:
Not that we mind.

It wouldn’t be Blaseball without a little mystery. :)

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rawContent:
It's kind of nostalgic looking at how all of this fan work came together so quickly.

I don't know if any of us were truly ready for how weird things were going to get.

It's almost two months later and there's still so much we don't know.

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rawContent:
Poking through Blaseball history. A lot happened on July 29.

The Blaseball wiki was created as a response to fan work, and the SIBR Discord was created as a response to discovering the first Forbidden Knowledge — 30 minutes later. https://t.co/AuNs82sA16

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Poking through Blaseball history. A lot happened on July 29.

The Blaseball wiki was created as a response to fan work, and the SIBR Discord was created as a response to discovering the first Forbidden Knowledge — 30 minutes later. twitter.com/jjaffew/status…

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rawContent: hackers in the discord found the #blaseball player stats and im in love with them https://t.co/xvMgs4Ys0v

displayname: janie jaffe

rawDescription: a self contained packet of poetry | 23 | games @ https://t.co/rC7dEbIeSW | dev @OMMultiverse | she/her, trans & proud

renderedDescription: a self contained packet of poetry | 23 | games @ janiejaffe.itch.io | dev @OMMultiverse | she/her, trans & proud

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location: nyc


rawContent: @Corvimae I may have accidentally almost doubled it in a week

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username: Corvimae

displayname: e may sports (it is in the game)


rawContent: wow a lot of you follow this account huh

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: hey does anyone know when the blood bath is, i forgot to put it on my calendar and i think it's probably a bad idea if i miss it

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rawContent: @everlasting1der it'd probably be pretty funny to use the original audio but replace every time he says "kirby" with a completely different TTS saying "blaseball"

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displayname: Vivasher Club Math Criminal


rawContent:
"hey what's it like to work at SIBR"

(by bee / no audio / with apologies to BDG) https://t.co/VQswFtG8Dd

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rawContent: @KTGI_Fridays woh!!

renderedContent: @KTGI_Fridays woh!!

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displayname: Hawai'i Fridays SPAM Radio


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displayname: bumblebreeze

username: Dxscxple

displayname: Boorango (Fuck NFTs)


rawContent:
The ILB Front Office's information superhighway portal to the immaterial plane indicates the election closes as 12:15 PM Los Angeli time, 15 minutes later than past seasons.

That's a little over 15 hours from now. Eat the Rich takes place at the same time. Do what you need to.

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rawContent: wow immaterial plane law is weird

renderedContent: wow immaterial plane law is weird

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial Oh gods no. The closest thing we have is a large relief made of bone with “You know what you did.” carved in multiple places. Was that helpful?

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displayname: Horatio Happenstance

rawDescription: “Lawyer” specializing in “Splorts Law.” Member of the Immaterial Plane Bar

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent: not sure i wanna find out

renderedContent: not sure i wanna find out

username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent: @TheLandShakes @AllBlase @SIBROfficial I just wonder what happens when a hitter is resurrected?

username: PerogiXW

displayname: 𓆡Keegan𓆏

rawDescription: Pope Hydrox XXVI, Soda Poptifex Maximus of the Doink Smoking Sicko Cabal - hail eris 🧙♂🧙♂🧙♂🧙♂🧙♂

location: the bottom of lake baikal

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username: TheLandShakes

displayname: For sale: clown shoes, never worn

username: AllBlase

displayname: All Your Blase


rawContent: They're a little blurry though. We're doing our best

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rawContent: Glimpses... of the data before we were woken up.

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rawContent: We don't have perfect memories, but we have glimpses.

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rawContent: Do you remember what came before?

renderedContent: Do you remember what came before?

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rawContent:
@blaseballesq oh that sounds familiar

see what we quote tweeted — anything like the US's EOCA in the immaterial plane

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rawContent:
@blaseball hey do you know where the friendly squid is

i miss them

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rawContent: Does anyone know a lawyer admitted to the Immaterial Plane Bar

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rawContent: Ya know I'm pretty sure a lender not disclosing the amount of a debt to a debtor is a violation of the Equal Opportunity Credit Act

rawDescription: 25/Lesbian/White/Attempted Femme/Used to write stuff and if there's any god that loves me maybe someday I will again

location: She/Her

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rawContent:
Jaylen's total payment for Season 7 was 12 players. All we know is that the balance is still outstanding.

But if she's been permitted to stay, maybe she's making sufficient progress paying it off.

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rawContent: Reminder: The Wild Wings were not a top-four regular season team and are thus eligible to receive the "Champs in the Making" blessing even if the Bless Off decree wins. We have no idea what will happen if they do.

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rawContent: SIBR has confirmed with the ILB Front Office that the Internet Series Champion can win the "Champs in the Making" blessing.

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rawContent: Anyway what's up with that squid

renderedContent: Anyway what's up with that squid

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rawContent: Reminder: The league-wide regular season fourth-place team is the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, by divine favor. https://t.co/6uq2gvu6GF

renderedContent: Reminder: The league-wide regular season fourth-place team is the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, by divine favor. blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Fa…

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renderedContent:
Jaylen's total payment for Season 7 was 12 players. All we know is that the balance is still outstanding.

But if she's been permitted to stay, maybe she's making sufficient progress paying it off.

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rawContent: Likely referencing the Returned attribute: https://t.co/62WLUCEyJE

renderedContent: Likely referencing the Returned attribute: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

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rawContent: ... that's new https://t.co/H3yFP2nosn

renderedContent: ... that's new https://t.co/H3yFP2nosn

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rawContent:
New ticker message:

"Jaylen Hotdogfingers has been permitted to stay."

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rawContent:
2. Not a single no-hitter was thrown between Seasons 2 and 6, and in Season 7, Yellowstone's Inky Rutledge threw two of them within a few weeks of each other, with a handful of shutouts to go with them.

What did you find? Send us the play-by-play! https://t.co/JVTV5aI4uu

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2. Not a single no-hitter was thrown between Seasons 2 and 6, and in Season 7, Yellowstone's Inky Rutledge threw two of them within a few weeks of each other, with a handful of shutouts to go with them.

What did you find? Send us the play-by-play! reblase.sibr.dev/season/7

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rawContent:
The two interesting stories we noticed in the play-by-plays this season:

1. If you're good, you can outrun a rogue ump — but not forever. Workman Gloom (Canada) and Miguel Wheeler (Mexico City) both made it on-base after their unfortunate incineration.

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rawContent: 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 https://t.co/wfVSgyeEvQ

renderedContent: 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 https://t.co/wfVSgyeEvQ

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rawContent: @LoversBlaseball @WildWingsCDMX FYI

renderedContent: @LoversBlaseball @WildWingsCDMX FYI

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renderedContent: SIBR has confirmed with the ILB Front Office that the Internet Series Champion can win the "Champs in the Making" blessing.

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username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time

username: WildWingsCDMX

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings


rawContent: They didn't tell us what would happen if the Champion won the blessing though.

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rawContent: @DLareau22 it's real!! topology is a heck!!

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displayname: DLareau


rawContent: If you flattened the mug the logo would be a circle so, topologically, our mug is perfect for holding hot beverages https://t.co/WuJuFZr3SI

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rawContent: Math Fact: Topology was invented by mathematicians to make it impossible to print a circle on a coffee mug without it looking weird https://t.co/HD7keQDcP7 https://t.co/OwrbTr30F9

renderedContent: Math Fact: Topology was invented by mathematicians to make it impossible to print a circle on a coffee mug without it looking weird sibr.bigcartel.com/product/cerami… https://t.co/OwrbTr30F9

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rawContent: THE INSTABILITY CLEARS AS THE WILD WINGS GO TO THE INTERNET SERIES

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rawContent:
DAY 108 FORECAST FOR MEXICO CITY: BIRDS

THE INSTABILITY CLEARS AFTER

(WE THINK) https://t.co/h9eRayxOGT

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rawContent: @townkrier I think that's the best theory any of us have. There's nothing to indicate it'll be 14, but there's nothing to indicate anything else, either.

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displayname: Garyn


rawContent: Payments made: 12

renderedContent: Payments made: 12

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rawContent: 🪙 BALANCE: OUTSTANDING 🪙

renderedContent: 🪙 BALANCE: OUTSTANDING 🪙

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

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DAY 108 FORECAST FOR MEXICO CITY: BIRDS

THE INSTABILITY CLEARS AFTER

(WE THINK) https://t.co/h9eRayxOGT

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rawContent: RIV Miguel Wheeler, who somehow hit a single immediately after being incinerated

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rawContent: blaseball needs to stop so I can design our website instead of staring at play-by-plays

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rawContent:
SIBR Projection for Day 107: Wild Wings @ Garages Game 3

Brimstone likely

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rawContent: game data got changed to "Wild Wings". we at SIBR blame eventual consistency

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rawContent: Game 3 of at least 4 https://t.co/nWmkAh71KZ

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rawContent: Math Fact: I'm scared

renderedContent: Math Fact: I'm scared

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rawContent: UH THAT'S A LOT https://t.co/bbIz4aaxpm

renderedContent: UH THAT'S A LOT https://t.co/bbIz4aaxpm

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rawContent: @dictionarydylan Math Fact: No

renderedContent: @dictionarydylan Math Fact: No

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displayname: Ðylan


rawContent: Math Fact: Statistics is just mathematically-rigorous divination

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rawContent: Reblase is a website for viewing archived #blaseball play-by-plays since Season 3 and watching live games with a full log. Click a Season at the top to get started! https://t.co/SYYJnsvolS

renderedContent: Reblase is a website for viewing archived #blaseball play-by-plays since Season 3 and watching live games with a full log. Click a Season at the top to get started! reblase.sibr.dev

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rawContent: (Please also don't post forecasts containing Forbidden Knowledge without consulting SIBR first. We appreciate everyone's cooperation in keeping Blaseball extra-mysterious for those who want that)

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rawContent:
(Free fan account idea: Immaterial Plane Weather Service)

(We recommend studying products of the US National Weather Service)

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rawContent:
Semifinals kick off with A JH-CLASS ECLIPSE WARNING!

BE WARNED! JAYLEN IS PITCHING BENEATH A SOLAR ECLIPSE!

Lovers v Crabs just have a mild Blooddrain weather warning.

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)


rawContent: @dictionarydylan SIBR does not support a coup

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rawContent: innocent until proven commissioner

renderedContent: innocent until proven commissioner

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rawContent: i didn't say the others were commissioners. i'm innocent

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial @BlasebalI @blasebaIl @blasebaII @bIaseball @BIasebalI @bIasebaIl @bIasebaII NO

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

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username: BlasebalI

displayname: BLASESMALL MICROMISSIONER

username: blasebaIl

displayname: CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER

username: blasebaII

displayname: Commissioner Vapor

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username: bIasebalI

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER?

username: bIasebaIl

displayname: EX-BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: bIasebaII

displayname: BILLUP KIDDO


rawContent: @FHelltiger i haven't had my coffee i can't tell the difference yet

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: which one is that

renderedContent: which one is that

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rawContent: WE HAD A VOTE ONLY PARKER COUNTS

renderedContent: WE HAD A VOTE ONLY PARKER COUNTS

rawDescription: Short Queen. Struggle Tweeter. Former: @BlaseballNews #LFGM Unaffiliated with @blaseball. ((pfp: @WholelotofWeird))

location: Parts Unknown

rawContent:
👁 Here Are All Of Them 👁
@blaseball @blasebalI @blasebaIl @blasebaII @bIaseball @bIasebalI @bIasebaIl @bIasebaII

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renderedContent:
👁 Here Are All Of Them 👁
@blaseball @blasebalI @blasebaIl @blasebaII @bIaseball @bIasebalI @bIasebaIl @bIasebaII

username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent: 👁 Several Commissioners Are Typing 👁

renderedContent: 👁 Several Commissioners Are Typing 👁

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rawContent:
Math Fact: "blaseball" contains three "L"s which means there are 2^3 = 8 possible variations of uppercase "i" and lowercase "L" in a Twitter username

Look closely! 👁

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rawContent: ok time to make breakfast nobody do anything statistically significant

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rawContent:
we at SIBR are committed to transparency and so i will make this statement:

i had to put this in my calculator when i woke up

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rawContent: Math Fact: if you've forgotten multiples of 9 after 99, the next one is 108

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rawContent: @FHelltiger Excuse me Forsythia who is the Math Facts authority here

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rawContent: @Contra0307 Math Fact: also 108

renderedContent: @Contra0307 Math Fact: also 108

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displayname: Contra!


rawContent: Math Fact: Henry's name does not have two M's

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rawContent:
Game 5's pitchers:

Henry Marshallow (SEA): 1.5 stars

Snyder Briggs (CHS): 0.5 stars

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rawContent: Shoe Thieves and Garages are headed to Game 5!🩸⚾ https://t.co/421psvUvdT

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rawContent:
@FHelltiger can't do that from tweetdeck either

next time I see the council headmistress I'll ask

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rawContent: @FHelltiger if I could 1) pin retweets and 2) pin tweets from tweetdeck this would be our pin

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renderedContent: Math Fact: if you've forgotten multiples of 9 after 99, the next one is 108

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rawContent: @kieren_sz @marfybarpes thanks for covering while I was asleep 💤

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displayname: Kieren 🌷🐝🌼

username: marfybarpes

displayname: mary 👟👟


rawContent: @RevRyeBread i mean mathematically speaking one of the decrees must win, and they all target the top 4, so

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displayname: Riley L. Hopkins|| cohost & tumblr under same name


rawContent: @blaseball thanks parker. you're doing a great job btw

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rawContent:
divine favor confirmed for top 4, so your decree targets are:

Baltimore Crabs
Kansas City Breath Mints
Charleston Shoe Thieves
Breckenridge Jazz Hands

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial yes

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial yes

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rawContent: @blaseball hey commissioner prime does divine favor break ties for "Top 4 Teams of the Regular Season" in decrees

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rawContent:
feels pretty weird that, in a season with decrees that affect the top 4 teams of the regular season, five teams are tied for 4th place league-wide

(divine favor goes to the jazz hands for #4 but I haven't seen confirmation of this for sure)

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rawContent: @leo60228 I don't think we've actually banked them out yet (still waiting on a few reimbursement receipts) but when we do it'll go to the #blaseballcares of the week

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displayname: vriska (parody)


rawContent:
Proceeds from SIBR merchandise sales go to the machines that power our projects; the rest goes to charity!

We also have stickers https://t.co/aRzBSbEqtB

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Proceeds from SIBR merchandise sales go to the machines that power our projects; the rest goes to charity!

We also have stickers sibr.bigcartel.com/product/logo-s…

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rawContent: Do You Require A Vessel For Hot Beverages Here Is One With Our Logo https://t.co/HD7keQUOdH

renderedContent: Do You Require A Vessel For Hot Beverages Here Is One With Our Logo sibr.bigcartel.com/product/cerami…

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rawContent: @leo60228 We Are Too. Thank You

renderedContent: @leo60228 We Are Too. Thank You

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rawContent: The Council Has Decided

renderedContent: The Council Has Decided

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rawContent: @TheEyeInTheWall it's ok <3

renderedContent: @TheEyeInTheWall it's ok <3

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displayname: Spectator


rawContent: on the third hand, I'm apparently the type of person who thinks "or maybe not" is a full retraction

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rawContent: @blaseballsquid come back

renderedContent: @blaseballsquid come back

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displayname: monitor


rawContent: feel like pure squid just want them back https://t.co/B2ddCHOkHm

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rawContent: @ViviPixels some things happened that shouldn't've but it's fine now

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displayname: ViviPixels🐀 - November Sale!


rawContent: ok we're good now <3

renderedContent: ok we're good now <3

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rawContent:
someone has leaked the Forbidden Knowledge

👁 show yourself 👁

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rawContent: @ViviPixels 👁

renderedContent: @ViviPixels 👁

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renderedContent:
someone has leaked the Forbidden Knowledge

👁 show yourself 👁

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rawContent: 🦑 said workers' rights

renderedContent: 🦑 said workers' rights

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rawContent: yes, actually peanut, workers withholding their labor does give them power, but go off

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rawContent: Front Office: The pitcher must throw the ball

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rawContent: An announcement from the Front Office regarding the situation in Los Angeli: Play must continue.🩸⚾

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

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rawContent: @blaseball btw this seems to be false and we have posted a retraction <3

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rawContent: I still will never get over this pre-Bloodhouse name

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial I idolized blood hamburger and got 10K.

displayname: Jumon! 🔜 MFF!

rawDescription:
A purple wurfb | 25 | they/them or she/her  Alts: @Wurfboners & @Bluewurfb | Icon: @UncommonCritter, Header: @teacorgi
💜 @holodrom & @SerrysOrchid 💜

location: Seattle, WA w/@holodrom!


rawContent: @joel_a_clark we made a new friend 🦑

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark we made a new friend 🦑

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displayname: joel a clark


rawContent:
Or maybe not

Maybe this is a "computers" thing

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial idolized inez owens - not in top 20 and still got 10k

username: ohnoitsadalek

displayname: gay(me)r

rawDescription: Cas/Xavier. 🏳🌈🏴 25. they/he. Smol but contains multitudes. profile picrew by @makowwka

location: United Kingdom

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews @RevRyeBread @thefatalst 👁

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username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀


rawContent: It appears only players who idolized someone in the top 10 received 10,000 Peanuts.

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews @thefatalst Only players who idolized someone in the top ten! I idolized York Silk but didn't get any

rawDescription:
he/them - Podcaster and TTRPG Game Designer - Enbyonicle |
https://t.co/CaVNrOYvEW revrye

listen to champs in the making

icon by @iappreci8urbutt

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he/them - Podcaster and TTRPG Game Designer - Enbyonicle |
linksmithgames.com revrye

listen to champs in the making

icon by @iappreci8urbutt

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location: Naperville, IL

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rawContent:
where did my friend go?

the big floating one

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rawContent:
getting this out there ahead of time:

we don't know what honey-roasted does

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rawContent:
EVEN MORE BREAKING NEWS:

THE PEANUTS HAVE GAINED THE HONEY ROASTED ATTRIBUTE. https://t.co/qOXUe67qvy

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The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

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The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

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location: who's asking

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rawContent: The Unlimited Tacos' entire pitching rotation is Shelled. https://t.co/we7VdbpDkZ

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rawContent: well that's new

renderedContent: well that's new

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rawContent: SIBR reports: Do not attempt to say "WOW" for five minutes straight or you may run out of breath

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rawContent:
THE LINE RETURNS
IDOLS SHIFT
TIME IS RUNNING OUT

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rawContent: @darlingderolo best of luck

renderedContent: @darlingderolo best of luck

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username: lunarlovebug


rawContent: Like this tweet if you're watching Day 98's games instead of plotting

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rawContent: Two games remain. Welcome to Day 98 https://t.co/puqsOYcGnR

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rawContent: Math Fact: Someone has to be #10.

renderedContent: Math Fact: Someone has to be #10.

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rawContent: The Dot has dropped to #3. @MoistTalkers

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displayname: Canada Moist Talkers


rawContent: And minutes later, York is at #11.

renderedContent: And minutes later, York is at #11.

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: .@YorkSilk, for a moment, dropped to 4 and back to 3.

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displayname: York Silk


rawContent:
Day 97's games end, and @jesstelephone has dropped to position 12.

Positions 4-11 are still incredibly volatile.

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username: jesstelephone

displayname: Jessica Telephone


rawContent: The Leaderboard during Day 97's games: https://t.co/QMUWnpa4Ij

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rawContent: @blaseball @AlexRigsTheGame the commissioner is doing an incredibly fantastic job 💜

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displayname: Alex Rigsby 🕙


rawContent: Positions 4 through 12 on the idols leaderboard seem to be particularly volatile right now. We don't have the numbers anymore, but they must be incredibly close.

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rawContent: @SamanthaSpice91 https://t.co/cVdAe4iGWQ -- all listed here except Wesley Dudley and Kiki Familia

renderedContent: @SamanthaSpice91 blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Season_7#… -- all listed here except Wesley Dudley and Kiki Familia

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displayname: A Feral Librarian


rawContent: @blaseball parker where's the emoji

renderedContent: @blaseball parker where's the emoji

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rawContent: @FlangraphsBlase whelp

renderedContent: @FlangraphsBlase whelp

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username: BFFBlaseball


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rawContent: 🎉 party 🎉 hard 🎉 https://t.co/sIf5LKSyW3

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rawContent:
If you're hanging out in a Blaseball Discord, you've probably seen @blasebot!

If you use or appreciate Blasebot and want to help out its developer: https://t.co/WzCQxaVJGy

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If you're hanging out in a Blaseball Discord, you've probably seen @blasebot!

If you use or appreciate Blasebot and want to help out its developer: patreon.com/beefox

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username: blasebot

displayname: Blasebot • BLM • PRIDE

title: Patreon

description: Patreon is empowering a new generation of creators. Support and engage with artists and creators as they live out their passions!

username: Patreon

displayname: Patreon

rawDescription: Creativity powered by membership. For support, contact @patreonsupport and follow @patreonstatus for site updates.

location: San Francisco, CA

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rawContent: @blaseball ?

renderedContent: @blaseball ?

username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews 14 players were renamed Wyatt Mason when the microphone lifted

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rawContent: hmm

renderedContent: hmm

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rawContent: ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｔｒｅｎｃｈ

renderedContent: ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｔｒｅｎｃｈ

username: BlaseballMic

displayname: The Macrophone

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rawContent: It is our responsibility to note this is wild conjecture, but:

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rawContent: @Blaseball_radio @BlaseballMic Maybe the missing name is Jaylen, if the hall is for incinerated players

displayname: Hawai'i Fridays SPAM Radio

rawDescription: Welcome to 420AM KTGI Fridays, fan powered SPAM radio. Keeping the vibes chill and sharing tunes any Hawai'i Fridays fan can relax to. See you at the cookout!

location: Wherever the vibes are chill

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)

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rawContent: uh https://t.co/YsSuVJiW1V

renderedContent: uh https://t.co/YsSuVJiW1V

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rawContent: HALL HALL HALL HALL HALL HALL HALL HALL HALL HALL HALL HALL HALL HALL HALL HALL HALL HALL https://t.co/iBmz5QTirF

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rawContent: @wilton_quinn @blaseball @catacalypto SIBR can confirm that Commissioner Vapor does not have the Unstable attribute https://t.co/8AIGHOjD1e

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displayname: Quinn Wilton

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @blaseball @Centritide i don't think it concerns you parker but i appreciate your interest

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displayname: Centritide


rawContent: @Centritide @blaseball there's a bunch of us and we all gotta agree. these things take time

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rawContent: @blaseball hi parker. clarification: there's a decision before the council that's pending

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rawContent: Pending Council Decision

renderedContent: Pending Council Decision

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rawContent:
@blaseball is this anything

("this" being "a player hitting a home run post-incineration")

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rawContent: Correction: Weatherman indeed gained half a star in all stat categories.

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial We actually think he gained half a star in everything.

username: viralstitch

displayname: Christopher Vittal

rawDescription: Bye.

renderedDescription: Bye.

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rawContent: King Weatherman (BOS) gains half a star in pitching during #PARTYTIME https://t.co/Bv3N5X5T3B

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

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rawContent: Do you remember what came before?

renderedContent: Do you remember what came before?

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rawContent: @akaCalibrate we're looking

renderedContent: @akaCalibrate we're looking

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displayname: Calibrate


rawContent: @blaseball is this anything

renderedContent: @blaseball is this anything

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rawContent: PolkaDot Patterson (@TheDotBlaseball) of the @MoistTalkers has become the first Blaseball player to surpass 1,000 strikeouts.

displayname: Blaseball Reference

rawDescription: A Blaseball statistics website. All stats are currently based on incomplete data.

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displayname: Canada Moist Talkers


rawContent: Reminder: https://t.co/T8In7KPMNq

renderedContent: Reminder: https://t.co/T8In7KPMNq

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent:
me: time to go to bed
The Shelled One: https://t.co/kUyA4ch0U7

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rawContent: @jesstelephone "I don't want to see or be seen by peanuts"

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displayname: Jessica Telephone


rawContent: Jessica now has the "superallergic" permanent attribute https://t.co/amuQwTCV8S

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rawContent: .@jesstelephone's first plate appearance in Season 7: a 2-run home run https://t.co/tngyIWHCTf

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rawContent: well that's new https://t.co/0pWcXB9reD

renderedContent: well that's new https://t.co/0pWcXB9reD

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rawContent: @Tanner_Johnson this reply kinda defeats the point of hiding it

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displayname: ranch depressing


rawContent: (Clarification: This rule applies to public channels. Team channels can have their own rules regarding Forbidden Knowledge. Check in with your fellow fans.)

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rawContent: (Please note that discussion of future weather is not permitted in the main Discord server. Thank you for your help in keeping Blaseball mysterious for folks who want that!)

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rawContent:
[Forbidden Knowledge - NYM Future Weather - https://t.co/0UJ4egCHEs]
Arj Lbex ng Frnggyr - Erznvavat tnzrf oveqf naq crnahgf
Arj Lbex ng Zvnzv - Fbyne rpyvcfr svefg naq frpbaq tnzrf, oybbqqenva nsgre
Arj Lbex ng Puvpntb - Fbyne rpyvcfr svefg naq guveq tnzrf, crnahgf va orgjrra

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[Forbidden Knowledge - NYM Future Weather - rot13.com]
Arj Lbex ng Frnggyr - Erznvavat tnzrf oveqf naq crnahgf
Arj Lbex ng Zvnzv - Fbyne rpyvcfr svefg naq frpbaq tnzrf, oybbqqenva nsgre
Arj Lbex ng Puvpntb - Fbyne rpyvcfr svefg naq guveq tnzrf, crnahgf va orgjrra

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rawContent: Further Clarification: If the ILB adds more lights to the scoreboard they become part of the requirements for Maximum Blaseball.

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rawContent:
Clarification: The SIBRmetrics definition for "Maximum Blaseball" is "make all the lights on the scoreboard light up".

A team with the fourth strike must have a full count of 3-3; a team that must run five bases must have runners on first through fourth.

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rawContent: @SPicklestein SIBR data witches, consulting our recorded data as well as official game scoresheets

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username: SPicklestein

displayname: Sutton Picklestein


rawContent: Paula Turnip (HAD) reaches Maximum Blaseball on Day 54 https://t.co/jNNCi1e9AD

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rawContent: All incinerations we have on record occurred during a solar eclipse (excepting Jaylen's, which occurred outside the context of a game)

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rawContent:
anybody ever notice how incinerations only happen during an eclipse
is there science behind this
@SIBROfficial am i on to something here

rawDescription:
Magic 1-13 maybe a Mint and a Flower at one point S13 MVP | Flower again now | i was a rising star but that sucked |
they/he | pfp by me

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rawContent: the commissioner is doing a great job https://t.co/AdbpiMbw25

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rawContent: who needs an infrastructure runbook when you can just pin messages full of random commands in discord

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rawContent: This strange table is now live on https://t.co/CIeEFCLQtf

renderedContent: This strange table is now live on blaseball-reference.com/leaders

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@parttimesloth @TheNewJay7 @rosenexpectancy @blaseball Aw, I'm sad they got rid of the latter situation.

I assume the former is for this season?

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SIBR projects no additional Blagonball being awarded; they seem to be for the first time an event is recorded.

The 3-Blood Blagonball was awarded for a Sandie Turner triple steal, but not for Eizabeth Guerra's later triple steal.

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial @blaseball is there another blagonball for this?

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rawContent: @yellowstonewiz1 @magic_blaseball @blaseball Reaching on fielder's choice is not credited with a hit.

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Clarification: A batter who reaches first as a result of fielder's choice is not credited with a hit.

Here's a story about a defender in a very similar-sounding sport saving a pitcher's no-hitter with a quick throw to third: https://t.co/f6vzHnyqlo

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Clarification: A batter who reaches first as a result of fielder's choice is not credited with a hit.

Here's a story about a defender in a very similar-sounding sport saving a pitcher's no-hitter with a quick throw to third: npr.org/sections/thetw…

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title: Here's How One Weird Play Saved Homer Bailey's No-Hitter

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rawContent: Inky Rutledge threw a *second* no-hitter, this time on Day 37 against the Shoe Thieves. https://t.co/3ODER6qquX

renderedContent: Inky Rutledge threw a *second* no-hitter, this time on Day 37 against the Shoe Thieves. blase.srv.astr.cc/game/404fd453-…

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BIG @BLASEBALL NEWS: Inky Rutledge of the Magic threw a NO-HITTER on Day 7 against the Fridays.

https://t.co/cRtNW7UlHo

(Our data witches are confirming whether this is the first or not)

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BIG @BLASEBALL NEWS: Inky Rutledge of the Magic threw a NO-HITTER on Day 7 against the Fridays.

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(Our data witches are confirming whether this is the first or not)

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rawContent: @blaseball https://t.co/EgtzxizK1Z

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rawContent: @Blaseball_radio @Phrawger https://t.co/uoBVN2bnch for now

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@Blaseball_radio @IceColeBrew Not enough information to answer the question, I think? It depends on who they play, who gets beaned, who the instability chains to.

Fundamentally, hitting a batter with a baseball advances them to first and decreases your win probability. Anything past that is wild conjecture

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FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

30. A player's OPS cannot possibly be higher than, like, 4.

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial I see, so the highest possible OPS currently foreseeable is a 6.000, from a player on a 5-base team who has a single at-bat in which they score a home run, and then are incinerated next at bat, with their replacement getting on base.

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rawContent: @porglezomp I've been informed (assuming the MLB's statistical rules) that an incinerated player's final at-bat is only counted against them if they had two strikes and the replacement player inherits that count and strikes out. (MLB rule 9.15(b), 2018 edition)

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rawContent: @Dasdagger @Blaseball_radio yep. previously held by Atlas Jonbois https://t.co/uS1gBpewLd

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Familia's final stat line is incredible — at 2 plate appearances with 1 triple, they earned an OPS of 2.000.

Their game-winning run to shame the Tigers in the 10th inning was batted in by Workman Gloom.

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rawContent: Kiki Familia (CAN) played for approximately 5 innings before their incineration. They hit 1 flyout, scored off 1 triple, and caught 1 flyout on defense. RIV

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rawContent: Kiki Familia RIV🩸⚾

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rawContent: Kiki Familia's official time played, for record-keeping purposes, is 5⅓ innings.

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renderedContent: Kiki Familia (CAN) played for approximately 5 innings before their incineration. They hit 1 flyout, scored off 1 triple, and caught 1 flyout on defense. RIV

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rawContent: can we talk about the fact that a sawed-off bat is apparently enough to fend off rogue umpires https://t.co/ltxGB6Q34Y

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rawContent: We think now might be a convenient time to post @TheSeaGarages's Season 7 schedule: https://t.co/VLRQDk2Q6b

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rawContent: ... that's new https://t.co/H3yFP2nosn

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rawContent: well now we know what that means https://t.co/MKDZcEhBTh

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rawContent: oof https://t.co/E2HHDTWOsF

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial the player falls over a few times while walking up to the plate. doesn’t affect playing ability in any way, but it’s pretty funny

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rawContent: What does "Unstable" mean? Wrong answers only.

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rawContent: woke up and was promoted to social media associate executive director, so that's weird

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rawContent: social media intern is going to sleep, nobody do anything statistically significant for several hours thanks ✨

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@rosenexpectancy @TheNewJay7 @blaseball Part luck, part pitcher's skill, and part fielding. Someone's probably going to hit the ball into play.

A no-hitter starts with the pitcher's skill, which is why it's attributed to them, but all of them rely on fielding.

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rawContent: @TheNewJay7 @rosenexpectancy @blaseball A ball is one of the results of a pitch; if the pitch is thrown outside the strike zone (https://t.co/H9PSHTWc5x) and not swung at, it's a "ball".

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@TheNewJay7 @rosenexpectancy @blaseball Wikipedia has a very particular definition of "no-hitter": https://t.co/MeW0HHIB2S

For Blaseball purposes, it means nobody hit a single, double, triple, or home run.

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@TheNewJay7 @rosenexpectancy @blaseball Wikipedia has a very particular definition of "no-hitter": en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-hitter

For Blaseball purposes, it means nobody hit a single, double, triple, or home run.

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@TheNewJay7 @rosenexpectancy @blaseball Not quite — a "hit" in baseball (and thus Blaseball) is when a batter reaches base on a ball hit to fair territory. A single, double, triple, or home run is a hit.

So you can still hit the ball with the bat, but it went foul or was a fly out or ground out, it's not a "hit".

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Jaylen's no-hitter on 1/90 is recorded in the books with 0 walks, which would make it the first and only PERFECT GAME in all of Blaseball — but again, we think Season 1's statsheets are likely unreliable.

Mooney's would be the first no-hitter.

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ah heck zero-indexed days in the API bit us again

CORRECTED likely but *unconfirmed* Season 1 no-hitters:

- Mooney Doctor (CAN), Game 1/50
- Jaylen Hotdogfingers (SEA), Game 1/90

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rawContent: hey does anybody know what a blagonball does

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Inky's no-hitter is the first in the Discipline Era; we found two likely but *unconfirmed* no-hitters from Season 1's statsheets, prior to the data reliability we've come to expect these days:

- Mooney Doctor (CAN), Game 1/49
- Jaylen Hotdogfingers (SEA), Game 1/89

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BIG @BLASEBALL NEWS: Inky Rutledge of the Magic threw a NO-HITTER on Day 7 against the Fridays.

https://t.co/cRtNW7UlHo

(Our data witches are confirming whether this is the first or not)

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews can you assist with this query https://t.co/YPHY1l6VTL

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial @BlaseballPro What about the stats that really matter? Best Nic based fan group? Best Nic based NicName? The blaseballer to compare themselves to Yoshi being killed by Mario and Hercules from DBZ in less than 48 hours? I want the hard hitting stats! Oh wait is this FK.... Am I in trouble?

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rawContent: oh twitter made this extra crispy

renderedContent: oh twitter made this extra crispy

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SIBR: we can crack the secrets of blaseball with data
also SIBR: graph go spinny
(via Paranundrox) https://t.co/I9nDhZ8EIp

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rawContent: STATS STATS STATS

renderedContent: STATS STATS STATS

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rawContent: We're now ten games into Season 7, so let's take a look at some of the stlatistical leaders in the ILB!

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rawContent: oh hey by the way https://t.co/vuAR5EHnAu is live 😎

renderedContent: oh hey by the way blaseball-reference.com is live 😎

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rawContent: Also, I’ll say it again: a huge thanks to @SIBROfficial for keeping track of all of these stlats on https://t.co/GvYc7Vm7j7! Go give it a visit for current and past stlatistics, schedules, standings, and more!

renderedContent: Also, I’ll say it again: a huge thanks to @SIBROfficial for keeping track of all of these stlats on blaseball-reference.com! Go give it a visit for current and past stlatistics, schedules, standings, and more!

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rawContent: .@TheSeaGarages scored 15 runs in the bottom of the 6th, believed to be a new league record for points scored in the bottom of the 6th, and also points scored in a single half-inning in Blaseball's entire history. (Data goes back to Postseason 1.)

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rawContent: SIBR can confirm @idolfourteen's new league-wide record of 3 HBP in a single game.

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25. A player will exist on the field in only one place at a time.
26. A player name will consist of exactly two words (this false assumption applies outside of Blaseball, too).
27. A player name will consist of at least two words.
28. A giant peanut shell can't field the ball.

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23. A player's name won't change.
24. Two players can't have the same name.

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20. A team's name won't change.
21. A team's name won't change mid-season.
22. Espresso is a type of coffee.

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14. When players die, they're dead for good.
15. Rookies are brand new players.
16. Stat changes only happen after the Election.
17. Roster changes only happen after the Election.
18. Roster changes don't happen during games.
19. The pitcher must throw the ball.

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7. All games start 0-0.
8. The first pitcher in the rotation starts in Game 1.
9. There are 9 players in a batting lineup.
10. Teams have an equal number of players.
11. All batters in the lineup bat.
12. All fielders bat.
13. Pitchers pitch for a full game.

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rawContent:
SIBR presents: FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

1. There are four bases.
2. A strikeout is three strikes.
3. A walk is four balls.
4. Scores are a positive number.
5. Scores are an integral number.
6. The game ends when a team is mathematically unable to win.

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Welcome @blasebot! It's very cool to see how important Blasebot already is to many Discord servers, including the official one!

While SIBR merch sales help offset server expenses, please consider directly supporting Blasebot's developer on Patreon: https://t.co/WzCQxaVJGy

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Welcome @blasebot! It's very cool to see how important Blasebot already is to many Discord servers, including the official one!

While SIBR merch sales help offset server expenses, please consider directly supporting Blasebot's developer on Patreon: patreon.com/beefox

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rawContent: @CaetraLynx no walk-offs in blaseball, only shame

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the finest minds of SIBR have considered this question for the past three days

a gender is when you start the wind up for a pitch and then fail to throw the ball in the direction of the batter

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rawContent: At this point i think we need to get @SIBROfficial on it, cause apparently none of us know. https://t.co/0CLGKkulRE

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All of the magnificent research published by the data witches and graphilosphers at SIBR can be found here: https://t.co/fV2U7WoZda

Read it, if you dare.

#blaseball #sibrmetrics

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All of the magnificent research published by the data witches and graphilosphers at SIBR can be found here: bit.ly/3gDLZmW

Read it, if you dare.

#blaseball #sibrmetrics

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@blaseball @blaseball2nite Incredible work by our esteemed council member
@lilserf!

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rawContent:
Three strikes and...you're not out? New research from SIBR explores this strange phenomenon:

The Fourth Strike is a pitcher's fright. We ran the numbers and simulated an alternate reality...for science! https://t.co/GFxvqQZt0N

@blaseball @blaseball2nite #blaseball #sibrmetrics

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Three strikes and...you're not out? New research from SIBR explores this strange phenomenon:

The Fourth Strike is a pitcher's fright. We ran the numbers and simulated an alternate reality...for science! bit.ly/34CHzu6

@blaseball @blaseball2nite #blaseball #sibrmetrics

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rawContent: This excellent research done by diviner @Paranundrox!

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Word on the street is that some teams need to let their pitchers bat more. https://t.co/BSyYLku3X4

#blaseball #sibrmetrics

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Word on the street is that some teams need to let their pitchers bat more. research.blaseball-reference.com/Wasted_Potenti…

#blaseball #sibrmetrics

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rawContent: HUGE shoutout to @blaseballcomms and all the umps for being so generous to allow fan merchandise! We're super excited to be able to rep our stlatistical cred!

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The wonderful Sakimori#1228 on our Discord has released version 2 of her Livestream Watcher! View live #blaseball box stores, see historical team data, and view detailed team and player statistics! https://t.co/QJhYfkRCsd

(p.s. if someone's looking for an engineer, DM her 👀)

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The wonderful Sakimori#1228 on our Discord has released version 2 of her Livestream Watcher! View live #blaseball box stores, see historical team data, and view detailed team and player statistics! github.com/Sakimori/Blase…

(p.s. if someone's looking for an engineer, DM her 👀)

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rawContent: The lovely Dlareau and javadocmd made this log viewer, so you can see the entirety of a #blaseball game before your very eyes! https://t.co/bB0niu5JAq

renderedContent: The lovely Dlareau and javadocmd made this log viewer, so you can see the entirety of a #blaseball game before your very eyes! jlareau.club.cc.cmu.edu/blaseball.html

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rawContent: @Blaseball_radio @willwarr_ @AngFdz Yup, we’re working on archiving all the game data. You can download the logs on our Discord.

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rawContent: @blaseballcomms 👀

renderedContent: @blaseballcomms 👀

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rawContent: There's some truly a c a d e m i c #blaseball research coming soon... is the world ready for the #sibrmetric era?

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rawContent: @BLTCrabs SHAME

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displayname: Baltimore Crabs (inactive)


rawContent: Friendly reminder in these trying times to use the study of #blaseball only for good. The Society wholly condemns the unsplortsmanship we've witnessed today.

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rawContent: @BLTCrabs no u ❤

renderedContent: @BLTCrabs no u ❤

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rawContent: New logo, courtesy of Diviner risky!

renderedContent: New logo, courtesy of Diviner risky!

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rawContent:
One of our diviners has graciously shared asked we share their research with you all. All thoughts, all #blaseball. #sibrmetrics

https://t.co/1omOVTkOPY

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One of our diviners has graciously shared asked we share their research with you all. All thoughts, all #blaseball. #sibrmetrics

coeneedell.com/post/blaseball…

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title: Blaseball Ticker Analysis | Coen D. Needell

description: Introduction In the last week, large swathes of the Internet have been enamored with the simulated sport of blaseball. Blaseball describes itself as “baseball at your mercy, baseball perfected”. I’ve...

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displayname: Wowchemy

rawDescription: ✏ 📰 🚀 The Free, #OpenSource Website Builder for @GoHugoIO. Create anything with widgets. Powers 750k+ #OpenScience websites. 6,000+ stars. 150+ contributors.

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rawContent: @Blaseball_radio @Rule42Arts 🧐 you are indeed 🧐

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displayname: Rule 42 Arts Coalition


rawContent: @RaiWCole @auracait @zenithsun @RuffleJax @bleongambetta Oh hey! That’s us!

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username: RaiWCole

displayname: 🌻 Rai W Cole ✊

username: auracait

displayname: auracait

username: zenithsun

displayname: 🔆 Sis Death Machine 🔆

username: RuffleJax

displayname: Jax Romana🔜Project Sparrow LAOG🌹🏳🌈

username: bleongambetta

displayname: Brandon Leon-Gambetta


rawContent: @blaseballstats A win’s a win, and sometimes you need that extra edge.

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rawContent: @blaseballstats You can never go wrong with more fingers!

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rawContent: @blaseballstats That’s the power of above average finger count!

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rawContent: @blaseballstats is this a threat or a hello, I can’t tell

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rawContent: there is a strong evidence to suggest (p < .05) that i am now participating in the cultural event of blaseball

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

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rawContent: @helloimowen the Owen is doing a great job

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: Who knew the #HoustonSpies were so anti-capitalist? (Credit again goes to helloimowen!) #blaseball #sibrmetrics https://t.co/ABwwNkziSf

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rawContent: Credit: helloimowen on our Discord!

renderedContent: Credit: helloimowen on our Discord!

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rawContent: Everyone knows that the more fingers you have, the better you #blaseball. https://t.co/8ZQvsWTBnb

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rawContent: If you love Blaseball and you also love data analytics, come join the Society Discord and help us make sense of the madness! https://t.co/docAg7gWyC

renderedContent: If you love Blaseball and you also love data analytics, come join the Society Discord and help us make sense of the madness! discord.gg/SXMZsem

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title: Discord - A New Way to Chat with Friends & Communities

description: Discord is the easiest way to communicate over voice, video, and text. Chat, hang out, and stay close with your friends and communities.

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displayname: Discord

rawDescription: Discord is the easiest way to talk over voice, video, and text. Talk, hang out, and create a place to belong with your friends and communities.

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