rawContent: Number Cruncher doesn't have this at the ready but if anyone else has an answer, we will 👁✍

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rawContent:
Is there a record for "most records held for the shortest period of time"

so far we've got:
1. Narrowest margin of victory (Season 13 day 25, 0.2 runs diff, beaten 29 games later by the Firefighters)

2. Longest 9-inning game ever (season 18 day 68, beaten 1 game later)

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱

rawDescription: Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | https://t.co/WjJgrtDZ9W

renderedDescription: Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | blaseball.com

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location: New York, New York

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rawContent: @DLDracoRex i'm vibin

renderedContent: @DLDracoRex i'm vibin

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

renderedDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck

username: DLDracoRex

displayname: Draco Rex


rawContent: @DiBatterinoCudi look, i just woke up

renderedContent: @DiBatterinoCudi look, i just woke up

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: DiBatterinoCudi

displayname: Cudi Faulkner (Di Batterino)


rawContent: @ilianaquorum go back to sleep

renderedContent: @ilianaquorum go back to sleep

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username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬


rawContent: And not to be overshadowed, Jolene Willowtree also breaks the shutout record with 29.1 - 0, previously set at 22 - 0 by Bright Zimmerman pitching for the Philly Pies against the Moab Sunbeams Season 1 Day 74.

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rawContent: Kelvin Drumsolo https://t.co/50CJpazYzT

renderedContent: Kelvin Drumsolo https://t.co/50CJpazYzT

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rawContent:
anyway this got broken already, Mechs vs Kelvin Drumsolo Day 69 at 57:15 minutes.

https://t.co/JrgLU66dJl

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anyway this got broken already, Mechs vs Kelvin Drumsolo Day 69 at 57:15 minutes.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/d55e620b-…

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rawContent: We have a new 9-inning game length record set by the Millennials / Mechanics at 46:00 minutes! https://t.co/ongfIpS4fO

renderedContent: We have a new 9-inning game length record set by the Millennials / Mechanics at 46:00 minutes! reblase.sibr.dev/game/f8f24fdc-…

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rawContent:
wait

nice https://t.co/zR9Jy4RHwO

renderedContent:
wait

nice https://t.co/zR9Jy4RHwO

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Good morning blaseball. https://t.co/WX7xkCpTt6

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text: sibr.dev


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rawContent: @catacalypto oh wait i asked one of the research assistants. they said yes

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text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @catacalypto uhh idk. i think so? i found this diagram from keeper_weeks. does this help sorry https://t.co/gQXnrOGI8b

text: blaseball.com

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source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App


rawContent: @ilianaquorum haha ump dog

renderedContent: @ilianaquorum haha ump dog

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: test

renderedContent: test

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @theCBGrass 😔

renderedContent: @theCBGrass 😔

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: theCBGrass

displayname: 🍓 Camellia-Berry Grass 🍓


rawContent: @WildWingsCDMX why do you think we have the blagonballs

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: WildWingsCDMX

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings


rawContent: @LoversBlaseball idk

renderedContent: @LoversBlaseball idk

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time


rawContent: @GuertaToast four

renderedContent: @GuertaToast four

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: GuertaToast

displayname: toast guerta (is burping)


rawContent: @ThemisAnastasia uhh

renderedContent: @ThemisAnastasia uhh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: ThemisAnastasia

displayname: Anastasia Themis, Tarnished-Eater


rawContent: the list immediately burst into flames

renderedContent: the list immediately burst into flames

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial @blaseball another assumption for the list, SIBR?

username: WalnutBunny

displayname: Annabelle 🐀

rawDescription:
24 y/o. She/her. I post/interact with adult content - minors do not interact. I'm not going to jail for you.

My profile pic was made with AI.

location: Texas

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseball help

renderedContent: @blaseball help

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: yeah sure

renderedContent: yeah sure

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Hey @SIBROfficial, would it be Runs per Run per Inning per Inning per Weather or would it be Runs per Run per Inning per Weather per Win?

username: DallasSteaks

displayname: Dallas Steaks

rawDescription: Twittering to you live from George Fourman Stadium #welldone

location: Dallass


rawContent: Please be advised that recent weather developments may impact SIBR's ability to provide accurate or understandable statistics. Thank you for your patience and good luck https://t.co/hqzx4qU7KM

renderedContent: Please be advised that recent weather developments may impact SIBR's ability to provide accurate or understandable statistics. Thank you for your patience and good luck twitter.com/BlaseballPro/s…

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rawContent: uh https://t.co/ojyeCZ6Igd

renderedContent: uh https://t.co/ojyeCZ6Igd

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

location: ACAB BLM

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i’m scared

renderedContent: i’m scared

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
New Weather type: Polarity +.
Description: Numbers go up. https://t.co/S89bp2Y9v1

renderedDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.


rawContent: @maagsauce 🤷♀

renderedContent: @maagsauce 🤷♀

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: maagsauce

displayname: Robyn Frog Maag 🏳🌈🏳⚧🎗(they/ey)


rawContent: i'm fine

renderedContent: i'm fine

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text: sibr.dev

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
🙃

it's fine

renderedContent:
🙃

it's fine

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
#BLASEBALLUPDATE:

We can now confirm reports that Unwins are... negative Wins. https://t.co/T9JAAjzrxC

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

renderedDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

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location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent:
The current S18 ETR determination is between 149915 - 178942, with a 5566 coin payout. We are looking for any values between these.

The social media staff at SIBR will pass along any data you have.

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
For the first time since implementation, the ETR survey has anonymized results published as soon as we get them, for your data crime purposes - available here: https://t.co/Zi0hZQysa8

Please use for data crime purposes.

renderedContent:
For the first time since implementation, the ETR survey has anonymized results published as soon as we get them, for your data crime purposes - available here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

Please use for data crime purposes.

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title: ETR Anonymized Data Sheet

description: Anonymized ETR Responses Season 6,5000 Season 6,33,This is an anonymized data sheet of the SIBR Community ETR Determination Survey, presently administered by SIBR Council Member / ETR Statherd...


rawContent:
As usual, SIBR is running an Eat the Rich Determination Survey for Season 18.

Once you've finalized any expenditures on votes, peanuts, or idols, entering your response into this survey would be most helpful to our research: https://t.co/yMds4pI1YF

renderedContent:
As usual, SIBR is running an Eat the Rich Determination Survey for Season 18.

Once you've finalized any expenditures on votes, peanuts, or idols, entering your response into this survey would be most helpful to our research: forms.gle/ocv7mb9PspbtZG…

text: blaseball.com

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title: Blaseball Community EtR Cutoff Determination Survey

description: Hello Friend of SIBR! SIBR, for various research purposes, tries to record the cut-off point for the Eat the Rich decree at each seasons election. By responding to this survey, we hope to catalog a...


rawContent: @joel_a_clark 👁✍

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @joel_a_clark are vibes real

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark are vibes real

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: new book just dropped https://t.co/1NpNqpoaAr https://t.co/hV6UMnGbd7

renderedContent: new book just dropped blaseball.com/library/4/22 https://t.co/hV6UMnGbd7

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rawContent: Correct, the next best single season record is 74, won by the Season 8 Crabs, the Season 12 Tigers, and the Season 16 Steaks.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial Nobody else has even broken 75, right?

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸

rawDescription: Interactive fiction, storygame RPGs, crit of same; third-culture, filthy leftism, futile overthinking. Apparently just a blaseball account now. He/him.

location: Honolulu, HI

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rawContent: The single season win record is 80 wins, set by the Crabs in Season 6. Assuming exactly one win per day from here on, the Pies can beat the record by Day 90.

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: hey @SIBROfficial i know the pies are good, like really good, what's the record for wins in a single season? they've gotta be making good pace towards it, no?

username: blaseballhjm

displayname: blaseball jlames mliller

rawDescription: harry james miller, but for blaseball. he/him. i mostly follow the jazz hands, tigers, and magic. and mills. and sunbeams. and worms. and tacos. and dale. and s

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent: Update Update: Six hours of data show Alternate Trust flipping between glowing purple text and standard text. Probably fine

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Update: This is no longer the case?

renderedContent: Update: This is no longer the case?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: The Alternate Trust Will is now displayed as the Reader's glowing purple too. https://t.co/ZPqSKh7Xgt

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


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text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Breaking news: Chorby Soul has been preserved! https://t.co/INYu444SpB

username: TheSplortsHub

displayname: The Splorts Hub

rawDescription:
Producer Blittle League, Blaseball commentary and hot takes, @JoeyTBadger is your voice of Live Blaseball.
twitch: https://t.co/QFlufw8bRh
banner: @pikatzk

renderedDescription:
Producer Blittle League, Blaseball commentary and hot takes, @JoeyTBadger is your voice of Live Blaseball.
twitch: twitch.tv/JoeyTBadger
banner: @pikatzk

text: twitch.tv/JoeyTBadger

location: The Booth, Boston MA

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rawContent: quick correction for the anchor: it's pronounced sibr

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: WHAT'S UP EVERYONE! The new Blaseball Roundup for seasons 15-17 is out now, with an emergency public safety announcement and as many of your emails as I could stomach https://t.co/ViTrjN63tF

renderedContent: WHAT'S UP EVERYONE! The new Blaseball Roundup for seasons 15-17 is out now, with an emergency public safety announcement and as many of your emails as I could stomach youtu.be/Rn7Jz7tSlls

username: blaseround

displayname: The Anchor 🐌

rawDescription: Willing host of Blaseball's official, league-sanctioned video Roundup. The ILB bears no responsibility for the opinions of The Anchor.

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title: The Blaseball Roundup: Live Bait

description: A Recap of Mass Production (Seasons 15-17), Presented by ILBBC and The AnchorPlay Blaseball at: https://www.blaseball.comConfused? Curious? We get it. Learn ...

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

rawDescription: like and subscribe.

renderedDescription: like and subscribe.

location: San Bruno, CA

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 sibr

renderedContent: @VelazquezMath84 sibr

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Math Velazquez


rawContent: @notacredit cool

renderedContent: @notacredit cool

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i'm going to go do something

renderedContent: i'm going to go do something

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @vetterlinj yea

renderedContent: @vetterlinj yea

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: vetterlinj

displayname: Vetterlinj


rawContent: sibr

renderedContent: sibr

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @TkoLiftOfficial clout? like the fluffy things in the sky?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: TkoLiftOfficial

displayname: The Tokyo Lift (can regenerate limbs)


rawContent: @internetFionna @wyatt_xiii @AReblase yes

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: internetFionna

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology

displayname: thirteen 🍬🎤💬

username: AReblase

displayname: Astrid Reblase 🍬🔮🔭🛠


rawContent: @ilianaquorum who?

renderedContent: @ilianaquorum who?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬


rawContent: @BlaseballPolls @PandaSunbeams @BlobCostas this is correct

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballPolls

displayname: Blaseball Polls

username: PandaSunbeams

displayname: Panda

username: BlobCostas

displayname: Blob Costas


rawContent:
an example of our new slowmode in practice

[views do not necessarily represent those of the Society which are impossible to express in any known language] https://t.co/JAh0wsGm7X

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: we've invented a new form of discord slowmode for the off season https://t.co/bi3Qab2ugn

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text: sibr.dev


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rawContent: on github: https://t.co/wkZAPIBKc4

renderedContent: on github: github.com/RosaryMala/Bla…

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title: GitHub - RosaryMala/BlaseballStadiumViewer: Tool to show visually the various team's stadiums from...

description: Tool to show visually the various team's stadiums from Blaseball - GitHub - RosaryMala/BlaseballStadiumViewer: Tool to show visually the various team's stadiums from Blaseball

username: github

displayname: GitHub

rawDescription: The complete developer platform to build, scale, and deliver secure software.

location: San Francisco, CA

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rawContent: peer into the immaterial plane 👁 https://t.co/zHkNUK7hCQ by @RosaryMala https://t.co/FISClirjxE

renderedContent: peer into the immaterial plane 👁 stadium-viewer.sibr.dev by @RosaryMala https://t.co/FISClirjxE

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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username: RosaryMala

displayname: Rose Garden


rawContent:
The Current S17 SIBR Eat the Rich determination is between 122499 to 132659 coins, with a 3749 coin payout. We are looking for any more precise values between these which are known.

The social media staff at SIBR will pass along any data you have. User feed screenshots are best!

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
As usual, SIBR is running an Eat the Rich Determination Survey for Season 17.

Once you've finalized any expenditures on votes, peanuts, or idols, entering your response into this survey would be most helpful to our research: https://t.co/yMds4pZCQd

renderedContent:
As usual, SIBR is running an Eat the Rich Determination Survey for Season 17.

Once you've finalized any expenditures on votes, peanuts, or idols, entering your response into this survey would be most helpful to our research: forms.gle/ocv7mb9PspbtZG…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @dcb42 a team playing in the playoffs cannot possibly have the Party Time modification, but it would be cool as hell

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Shawn Connolly Will ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD


rawContent: Reverb in the LA Taquería gives the Tacos a chance to Echo the Fridays' Sinking Ship, which would give the 9-player Tacos roster a 5% performance boost in Game 3. https://t.co/iDRGmiUEHa

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


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text: sibr.dev

text: blaseballcares.com/collections/al…

username: BlaseballCares

displayname: Blaseball Cares

title: 🔮 Society Data Witches T-Shirt

description: • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester...

rawDescription: We’re are an unofficial fan run artist collective and online merch shop, with all profits going to charity. #BlaseballCares

location: Immaterial Plane

text: blaseballcares.com


rawContent: we are not taking questions at this time

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text: sibr.dev

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rawContent: well according to this work-in-progress data brought to me by @hbmmaster and other SIBR data criminals, Season 17's Internet Series between the Tacos and the Fridays is by far the most exciting ILB finals we've seen with a Combined Match Excitement score of 3069.96 https://t.co/XxrUiuibkY

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: hbmmaster

displayname: jan Misali


rawContent: @blaseround hmm

renderedContent: @blaseround hmm

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: The Anchor 🐌


rawContent: If you're asking "wait, what does salmon have to do with Blaseball", well, check the weather forecast. But also, read our writeup of the Saga of Salmon Steve: https://t.co/eDZfvdGwbO

renderedContent: If you're asking "wait, what does salmon have to do with Blaseball", well, check the weather forecast. But also, read our writeup of the Saga of Salmon Steve: salmon.sibr.dev/steve.html

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rawContent:
Special thanks to Columbia Basin Research at the University of Washington School of Fisheries for digging through a quarter century of archives for our fishy benefit. 🐟

If you're interested in our research of CRiSP, join our Discord: https://t.co/R7In5aTRMI

renderedContent:
Special thanks to Columbia Basin Research at the University of Washington School of Fisheries for digging through a quarter century of archives for our fishy benefit. 🐟

If you're interested in our research of CRiSP, join our Discord: discord.sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

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text: discord.sibr.dev

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text: sibr.dev

title: Discord - A New Way to Chat with Friends & Communities

description: Discord is the easiest way to communicate over voice, video, and text. Chat, hang out, and stay close with your friends and communities.

username: discord

displayname: Discord

rawDescription: Discord is the easiest way to talk over voice, video, and text. Talk, hang out, and create a place to belong with your friends and communities.

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rawContent: The Salmon Department at SIBR is proud to present: the original 1994 source code of the Columbia River Salmon Passage (CRiSP) Harvest Model, the salmon harvest modeling software we have been studying for nearly six months. https://t.co/cUHeGjZHNV

renderedContent: The Salmon Department at SIBR is proud to present: the original 1994 source code of the Columbia River Salmon Passage (CRiSP) Harvest Model, the salmon harvest modeling software we have been studying for nearly six months. github.com/Society-for-In…

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title: GitHub - Society-for-Internet-Blaseball-Research/crisp: The Columbia River Salmon Passage Harvest...

description: The Columbia River Salmon Passage Harvest Model. Contribute to Society-for-Internet-Blaseball-Research/crisp development by creating an account on GitHub.

renderedDescription: The complete developer platform to build, scale, and deliver secure software.

text: github.com


rawContent: @MechanicsRadio @binotbinary 👁

renderedContent: @MechanicsRadio @binotbinary 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: MechanicsRadio

username: binotbinary

displayname: Bi Not Binary


rawContent: @gamethyme @BlaseballNews it’s not Ego+++++, it’s Legendary

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: gamethyme

displayname: Eric Franklin

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: uhh https://t.co/c99OTSQEZb

renderedContent: uhh https://t.co/c99OTSQEZb

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: lōotcrates please stop giving us more things to research we're busy

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: people keep asking how it's pronounced. sibr

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Winnie Hess pitches their first career perfect game, Day 83 against the Seattle Garages, with 9 strikeouts in 27 outs. It's the sixth perfect game of the season, tying Season 16, and the first perfect game for the Breath Mints. https://t.co/MkHLI3dk9i https://t.co/YRkBbNgBWF

renderedContent: Winnie Hess pitches their first career perfect game, Day 83 against the Seattle Garages, with 9 strikeouts in 27 outs. It's the sixth perfect game of the season, tying Season 16, and the first perfect game for the Breath Mints. reblase.sibr.dev/game/f48548dd-… https://t.co/YRkBbNgBWF

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rawContent: 🥜🔃 https://t.co/eX5r6wh4Gw

renderedContent: 🥜🔃 https://t.co/eX5r6wh4Gw

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: Season 17, Day 40 was also the first ever pitching matchup between PolkaDot Zavala (KCBM) and recently-Alternated PolkaDot Patterson (KCBM/CRAB/CAN/CORE/CAN/STK/CORE). https://t.co/6P44FCaz6Q

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rawContent: Marquez Clark has Repeating, but this game was played under Salmon Weather; Kansas City did things the hard way and went through their full lineup in a single inning to get this accomplishment.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
On Season 17, Day 40, Marquez Clark (KCBM) became the first player to steal home twice in a single inning. https://t.co/WFltixxPew

Even weirder: We've recorded 20 total steals by Clark in the entire Expansion Era, making their newly-acquired Shoes of Blaserunning mostly useless. https://t.co/Qsdf9gpXuH

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On Season 17, Day 40, Marquez Clark (KCBM) became the first player to steal home twice in a single inning. reblase.sibr.dev/game/c35c2ad0-…

Even weirder: We've recorded 20 total steals by Clark in the entire Expansion Era, making their newly-acquired Shoes of Blaserunning mostly useless. https://t.co/Qsdf9gpXuH

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rawContent: shellsewhere. https://t.co/1keCezX4kN

renderedContent: shellsewhere. https://t.co/1keCezX4kN

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rawContent: Gabriel Griffith pitched a no-hitter with 15 strikeouts and 1 walk. The single walk came from a Mind Trick that sent Yrjö Kerfuffle to first instead of the dugout. https://t.co/ECDhMwVZCD

renderedContent: Gabriel Griffith pitched a no-hitter with 15 strikeouts and 1 walk. The single walk came from a Mind Trick that sent Yrjö Kerfuffle to first instead of the dugout. reblase.sibr.dev/game/6296a970-…

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rawContent: Jaylen Hotdogfingers pitches their second career perfect game, nearly 16 seasons after their first, on Day 37; with 8 strikeouts in 27 outs against the Steaks, they bring Season 17 to 5 perfect games on record. https://t.co/lzr3l2lBGp https://t.co/isBmcePhFW

renderedContent: Jaylen Hotdogfingers pitches their second career perfect game, nearly 16 seasons after their first, on Day 37; with 8 strikeouts in 27 outs against the Steaks, they bring Season 17 to 5 perfect games on record. reblase.sibr.dev/game/0f58f469-… https://t.co/isBmcePhFW

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rawContent:
@MechanicsRadio our current understanding is that once you're in party time, you're in. you're only removed once you're selected for the postseason.

(notwithstanding holiday innings which seem separate)

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rawContent: sibr now knows less about seasonal readings than we did before, which is honestly impressive

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rawContent: (keep in mind that betsy trombone has pitched only 3 games so far because the garages have 9 pitchers, so their ERA will fluctuate wildly as the season progresses. cervantes, however, has pitched 5 games at this point)

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial blaseball pitchers slow down challenge

displayname: 3thanguy7 is from 🔥CHICAGO🆗

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21, hͧeͪ/tᷱhͪeͣyͭ |
writing, apparently |
furry, only partially ironically |
high lord of bookposting |
emoji master chef |
often somewhat nsfw |
runs @susd_ooc

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rawContent:
Burke Gonzales pitches their third career perfect game on Day 21 against the Flowers with 14 strikeouts. They tie Theodore Cervantes's career record. https://t.co/WH3pPeD2Wm

Season 16 perfect games: 6
Season 17 perfect games: 4 (so far) https://t.co/h9NkTeKCtY

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Burke Gonzales pitches their third career perfect game on Day 21 against the Flowers with 14 strikeouts. They tie Theodore Cervantes's career record. reblase.sibr.dev/game/050c8510-…

Season 16 perfect games: 6
Season 17 perfect games: 4 (so far) https://t.co/h9NkTeKCtY

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rawContent: @CommishGoogles @marhom @gamespergame uhh

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displayname: commish googles

username: marhom

displayname: jonathan

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displayname: 🔮🌮 Games Pergame 🔮🌮


rawContent:
... and tied for "second perfect game of Season 17" is Sixpack Santiago, also pitching a perfect game on Day 10, with 12 strikeouts in 9 innings against the Spies. https://t.co/QX7gJ1OQu3

Season 17, Day 10 is now the first day in ILB history with two perfect games. https://t.co/NZjt8xqXrW

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... and tied for "second perfect game of Season 17" is Sixpack Santiago, also pitching a perfect game on Day 10, with 12 strikeouts in 9 innings against the Spies. reblase.sibr.dev/game/63f1524a-…

Season 17, Day 10 is now the first day in ILB history with two perfect games. https://t.co/NZjt8xqXrW

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rawContent: Inky Rutledge pitches their first perfect game, Season 17, Day 10, against the New York Millennials; with 9 strikeouts in 9 innings, this becomes the second perfect game of the season. https://t.co/FcnHQMpDZh

renderedContent: Inky Rutledge pitches their first perfect game, Season 17, Day 10, against the New York Millennials; with 9 strikeouts in 9 innings, this becomes the second perfect game of the season. reblase.sibr.dev/game/966d544d-…

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rawContent: inky pitched a perfect game! https://t.co/slPiU31Top

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displayname: yoori "o'lantern" dot blase 🍬🔮📈

rawDescription: super ultra kansas city breath mints captain 4ever. fake astrologer and professor at the @SIBROfficial college of augury. blaseball overflow for @yoorilikeglass

location: kansas city, oregon?

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rawContent: @Rosvo11 @blaseball um it has a lot of threes involved. it's kinda complicated though

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displayname: Rosvo1 🦀

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent:
Returning to @blaseball after several seasons and confused about some of the new changes? We've got a diagram just for you!

(screenshot from bugsbenedict on tumblr; notations by the slinch, or the slug inch#7184) https://t.co/ZCgjFrhuIz

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: @GiantRobotClub functionally, Drumsolo was never a pitcher, because the two feed events from that reverb happened immediately before the next play. they never pitched the ball, so we don't track it as a pitching career

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displayname: Magic Empress Runner


rawContent: @hifridays yeah looks great to me

renderedContent: @hifridays yeah looks great to me

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displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: Foul Balls. 0-2 https://t.co/7oM4XyCSgy https://t.co/tCIrjOD351

renderedContent: Foul Balls. 0-2 reblase.sibr.dev/game/a67fb46a-… https://t.co/tCIrjOD351

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rawContent: @wallyc 3 home runs in 11 hits

renderedContent: @wallyc 3 home runs in 11 hits

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rawContent:
Elvis Figueroa (Philly) pitches their second career perfect game against New York, with 18 strikeouts in 9 innings and only 69 pitches thrown.

Figueroa sets the new ILB record for strikeouts pitched in a perfect game; the previous record was Jolene Willowtree at 17. https://t.co/kXAeEyUNDS

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rawContent: also, psychic blood in yesterday's spies game: https://t.co/NV234a7qwh https://t.co/ziFw8kc9rD

renderedContent: also, psychic blood in yesterday's spies game: reblase.sibr.dev/game/5632c1bb-… https://t.co/ziFw8kc9rD

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rawContent: Logan Horseman strikes out thinking. https://t.co/nywQUJZCnC https://t.co/YRyj1eGGy1

renderedContent: Logan Horseman strikes out thinking. reblase.sibr.dev/game/de996e83-… https://t.co/YRyj1eGGy1

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rawContent: @anyagee looks like nobody’s tried connecting those dots yet it seems

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displayname: Amanda the Ninth 💀


rawContent: @faux_real idk not my department. maybe Blaseball Sunday, live on https://t.co/sYK3dJp2XJ at this very moment, knows

renderedContent: @faux_real idk not my department. maybe Blaseball Sunday, live on twitch.tv/thesplortshub at this very moment, knows

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displayname: Charles Wesley Hames

title: Twitch

description: Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

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displayname: Twitch

rawDescription: We are Twitch: a global community of millions who come together each day to create their own entertainment. For site issues follow @TwitchSupport.

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rawContent: @SaLeah_ We run a survey each season asking people to tell us how many coins they're going into the election with! Then we binary search until we run out of data.

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rawContent:
EtR range is now 104953 to 113725.

Thanks so much to everyone who filled out the survey!

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rawContent:
The Current S16 SIBR Eat the Rich determination is between 104953 to 120279 coins, with a 3062 coin payout. We are looking for any more precise values between these which are known.

The social media staff at SIBR will pass along any data you have.

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rawContent: @GiD_HWAAIM @jon_bois yeah this is basically what our discord looks like

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displayname: Hewhoamareismyself 🐀

displayname: Jon Bois


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 gonna go with "bad odds, but a useful data point"

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displayname: Math Velazquez


rawContent:
As usual, SIBR is running an Eat the Rich Determination Survey for Season 16.

Once you've finalized any expenditures on votes, peanuts, or idols, entering your response into this survey would be most helpful to our research: https://t.co/Yw6pnzmKqv

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As usual, SIBR is running an Eat the Rich Determination Survey for Season 16.

Once you've finalized any expenditures on votes, peanuts, or idols, entering your response into this survey would be most helpful to our research: forms.gle/vN5uF7445TGeev…

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball 💜🔮✨

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball 💜🔮✨

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displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball we’re right here what do you want

username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball who are you

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball who are you

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rawContent:
🚨👻 haunted postseason walk-off strikeout unrun 👻🚨

Leach Herman saves the full count until they're pitching to José Haley, striking them out and scoring the game-winning Unrun. https://t.co/T0IGNoyHd8

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🚨👻 haunted postseason walk-off strikeout unrun 👻🚨

Leach Herman saves the full count until they're pitching to José Haley, striking them out and scoring the game-winning Unrun. reblase.sibr.dev/game/d070a49e-…

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rawContent: The Steaks take Game 1!🩸⚾ https://t.co/bWHjX1Tc55

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball oh nice

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball oh nice

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

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rawContent: A visualization of team Levels, via @davidthelazar: "This is seasons 14-16, size of circles are eDensity, color is level. Height is total position (imPosition + wiggler), blue line is the noodle wiggler" https://t.co/fs7rhQJviK

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username: davidthelazar

displayname: my girl, scämpí got run over by a reindeer 🐀


rawContent: Oscar Dollie is Redacted.

renderedContent: Oscar Dollie is Redacted.

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rawContent: @BlaseballRebels @BlaseballWiki yea

renderedContent: @BlaseballRebels @BlaseballWiki yea

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username: BlaseballRebels

displayname: The NEW Rebellion

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displayname: Blaseball Wiki


rawContent: Theodore Cervantes of the New York Millennials becomes the first pitcher in ILB with THREE PERFECT GAMES, earning their third on Season 16, Day 91, with 7 strikeouts in 27 outs against the Tokyo Lift. Cervantes' two earlier perfect games were in Season 15. https://t.co/czUM7Wjeh6 https://t.co/CTtdblvrRx

renderedContent: Theodore Cervantes of the New York Millennials becomes the first pitcher in ILB with THREE PERFECT GAMES, earning their third on Season 16, Day 91, with 7 strikeouts in 27 outs against the Tokyo Lift. Cervantes' two earlier perfect games were in Season 15. reblase.sibr.dev/game/73e63c5d-… https://t.co/CTtdblvrRx

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews good night bean

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews good night bean

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displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @Clueless73 nope :( excellent term though

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displayname: Infrequent Retweeter Kirby


rawContent: @Gnomebitten no but i bet parker knows. @blaseball

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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displayname: MORDHAU

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: sometimes you lose your balance on the grind rail and you end a blaseball game https://t.co/1qKAXnbQkX https://t.co/OC4mnSgzFQ https://t.co/pR5fLL4BRh

renderedContent: sometimes you lose your balance on the grind rail and you end a blaseball game reblase.sibr.dev/game/3137cec0-… reblase.sibr.dev/game/aec93d2e-… https://t.co/pR5fLL4BRh

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rawContent: Haley joins Comfort Septemberish as the two players in ILB that have hit for both a natural and a reverse cycle (home run, triple, double, single, in that order).

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rawContent:
Conner Haley hit a natural cycle, the fourth in recorded ILB history, on Season 16, Day 76: https://t.co/DCsoNJnJ2N

A natural cycle is hitting a single, double, triple, and home run, in that order, in a single game.

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Conner Haley hit a natural cycle, the fourth in recorded ILB history, on Season 16, Day 76: reblase.sibr.dev/game/3d6099e2-…

A natural cycle is hitting a single, double, triple, and home run, in that order, in a single game.

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rawContent: “In Weather, Fans felt the pull of temporal undertow as schools of Salmon swam Upstream, catching runs in their binds and spawning Innings per Inning, fulfilling the SIBRmetric prophesy.” https://t.co/5Su0lcz2Lo

renderedContent: “In Weather, Fans felt the pull of temporal undertow as schools of Salmon swam Upstream, catching runs in their binds and spawning Innings per Inning, fulfilling the SIBRmetric prophesy.” mailchi.mp/3500cda01928/t…

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rawContent:
Printer jammed. Better late than never: Season 15's Blaseball Beat! 🩸⚾
https://t.co/eXmgCwmtyK

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Printer jammed. Better late than never: Season 15's Blaseball Beat! 🩸⚾
mailchi.mp/3500cda01928/t…

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

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rawContent:
Beasley Gloom pitched their first perfect game, Season 16, Day 71, against the Fridays. It's the fifth perfect game of Season 16, the most in a single season.

Gloom pitched 15 strikeouts in 27 outs. https://t.co/FWJ27z4WZR https://t.co/HGnDHiHp0r

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Beasley Gloom pitched their first perfect game, Season 16, Day 71, against the Fridays. It's the fifth perfect game of Season 16, the most in a single season.

Gloom pitched 15 strikeouts in 27 outs. reblase.sibr.dev/game/6127b414-… https://t.co/HGnDHiHp0r

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rawContent: @h_m_m a win’s a win

renderedContent: @h_m_m a win’s a win

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rawContent: Chorby Soul won their first game as a pitcher by a single Triple Threat Unrun. https://t.co/OtG4ATwY9G

renderedContent: Chorby Soul won their first game as a pitcher by a single Triple Threat Unrun. reblase.sibr.dev/game/4516e862-…

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rawContent: @PetaJBread pitcher's mound

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displayname: Peta


rawContent: SIBR diviner Sinjid made this diagram of ILB ballparks, based on our understanding of grandiosity, obtuseness, elongation, and forwardness: https://t.co/QrVvlfLK86

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rawContent: Jolene Willowtree of the Core Mechanics pitched their first perfect game on Day 52 against the Philly Pies; the fourth perfect game of Season 16. Willowtree pitched 17 strikeouts in 27 outs. https://t.co/DQYLv2pjQu https://t.co/ifj4oPdlSG

renderedContent: Jolene Willowtree of the Core Mechanics pitched their first perfect game on Day 52 against the Philly Pies; the fourth perfect game of Season 16. Willowtree pitched 17 strikeouts in 27 outs. reblase.sibr.dev/game/60271e4d-… https://t.co/ifj4oPdlSG

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rawContent: what https://t.co/UQGyGtSfIM

renderedContent: what reblase.sibr.dev/game/7c97dd9b-…

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rawContent: Okay so the Crabitat just echoed Magic’s 0 No during this Magic-Crabs game, giving the Crabs [checks notes] 3 separate conditionals (Flinch, 0, and 0 No) on when they can swing in an at-bat. We’re about to see how that goes #manningblases

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displayname: Cat Manning

rawDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

location: LA

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rawContent: @nightpool different part of the page

renderedContent: @nightpool different part of the page

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displayname: nightpool


rawContent: well that is certainly an item https://t.co/C0fdecMQ5z

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rawContent: @ILBLootcrates what

renderedContent: @ILBLootcrates what

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username: ILBLootcrates

displayname: Lōotcrates


rawContent: Also, Liquid Friend still had a Free Refill, so... that makes this a zero-out sacrifice. https://t.co/Dro3lNznzA https://t.co/eHoGWfhckN

renderedContent: Also, Liquid Friend still had a Free Refill, so... that makes this a zero-out sacrifice. reblase.sibr.dev/game/417d10a6-… https://t.co/eHoGWfhckN

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rawContent: Liquid Friend is Attracted to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands Shadows, and... becomes Scrambled? https://t.co/KhoBdZVInh

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rawContent: PolkaDot Patterson pitches their first perfect game, with 15 strikeouts in 27 outs against the Core Mechanics; the third perfect game of Season 16. https://t.co/oIkuInNym2 https://t.co/cgdNpc2J9b

renderedContent: PolkaDot Patterson pitches their first perfect game, with 15 strikeouts in 27 outs against the Core Mechanics; the third perfect game of Season 16. reblase.sibr.dev/game/df236487-… https://t.co/cgdNpc2J9b

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rawContent: Chorby Short exits the Secret Base, the Millennials' Mullen Peterson hits a triple to bat them in, and Short is Attracted to New York's Shadows. https://t.co/mGrlReopzy

renderedContent: Chorby Short exits the Secret Base, the Millennials' Mullen Peterson hits a triple to bat them in, and Short is Attracted to New York's Shadows. reblase.sibr.dev/game/aa9f3249-…

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rawContent: @AzazelBrawl someday i'll get them all on the wiki, but for now searching "perfect game" on the statistical-significance channel on https://t.co/kS7HXx5QIK (grab the automata role from the roles channel) will get you all but the first (jaylen hotdogfingers, season 1, day 90)

renderedContent: @AzazelBrawl someday i'll get them all on the wiki, but for now searching "perfect game" on the statistical-significance channel on discord.sibr.dev (grab the automata role from the roles channel) will get you all but the first (jaylen hotdogfingers, season 1, day 90)

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username: discord

displayname: Discord

renderedDescription: Discord is the easiest way to talk over voice, video, and text. Talk, hang out, and create a place to belong with your friends and communities.

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rawContent: Evelton McBlase (Hawai'i) threw 46 strikeouts; Jolene Willowtree (Core) threw 41.

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rawContent: Fridays 4, Mechanics 2 https://t.co/6GtaO7ujmO

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rawContent: Beck Whitney singles, does a Hot Lasagna (862) and lands a Sharkparty (1773) to third, and Valentine Games hits a 2-run home run to bring this game to Shame, ending it in the 28th inning.

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rawContent: @andrefiremaster if this game ends after the top of the hour, a Spillover occurs, and all of tomorrow's games are delayed one hour

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username: andrefiremaster

displayname: André, o homem sem amor


rawContent: @BlaseballPro you're welcome

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro you're welcome

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username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent:
The Core Mechanics and Hawai'i Fridays have set a new record for number of innings in a game. The previous record was 24, set on Season 4, Day 99 by the Flowers and Tacos.

We'll let you know what the new record is when they decide to finish the game.

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rawContent: @hifridays who?

renderedContent: @hifridays who?

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username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent:
oh also: hotbox sato is in the Hall. they were inhabiting esme ramsey during that plate appearance.

blaseball!

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rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

50. A Shelled player cannot have a plate appearance.

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rawContent:
The Garages' Oliver Loofah, who is trapped in a giant peanut shell and cannot pitch or bat, just Feedback swapped with Charleston's Howell Franklin, who was up to bat with a 3-1 count.

Loofah was walked, then scored thanks to a Hotbox Sato home run.

https://t.co/6rtKuavIEv

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The Garages' Oliver Loofah, who is trapped in a giant peanut shell and cannot pitch or bat, just Feedback swapped with Charleston's Howell Franklin, who was up to bat with a 3-1 count.

Loofah was walked, then scored thanks to a Hotbox Sato home run.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/5added24-…

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rawContent: [correction: 3-2 count]

renderedContent: [correction: 3-2 count]

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rawContent: i am not entirely surprised that an item described as "inflatable sunglasses" would provide very limited benefit

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rawContent: Fitzgerald Blackburn becomes the first player to receive Sunglasses — and Inflatable ones at that! There are no visible stat boosts from the item, so its effects remain to be seen. https://t.co/9cbGLrW3NW


rawContent: @tactful yes, the runner-on-second in extra innings rule (which i think Secret Base is referencing?)

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username: tactful

displayname: ℂ𝕠𝕒𝕔𝕙


rawContent: @catacalypto @BlaseballPro i don't even know how to write this in a form that would make sense, i might just have to fake a line score

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rawContent: hi i don't mean to alarm you but the tigers and sunbeams are playing inning 7 for the fifth time this game 🐟

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rawContent: uhh yes. we regret the error

renderedContent: uhh yes. we regret the error

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial sibr did you mean chorby short here

username: CommishGoogles

displayname: commish googles

rawDescription: blaseball commissioner googling things

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rawContent:
In baseball, per MLB: An official perfect game occurs when a pitcher (or pitchers) retires each batter on the opposing team during the entire course of a game, which consists of at least nine innings.

Kravitz never pitched to Short, so the perfect game stands in our books.

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rawContent: Interestingly, this is now the first perfect game in ILB history where a runner was on base while the winning pitcher was on the mound. Chorby Soul exited the Secret Base to second three times during this game.

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rawContent: @tsawac @Antitectonic what

renderedContent: @tsawac @Antitectonic what

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displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸

username: Antitectonic

displayname: Reunite Gondwanaland!


rawContent: Vito Kravitz of the LA Unlimited Tacos pitches their first perfect game with 11 strikeouts in 27 outs against the Worms; the second perfect game of Season 16. https://t.co/uqTbTEKMe8 https://t.co/lODmsOOl8X

renderedContent: Vito Kravitz of the LA Unlimited Tacos pitches their first perfect game with 11 strikeouts in 27 outs against the Worms; the second perfect game of Season 16. reblase.sibr.dev/game/4fc5daff-… https://t.co/lODmsOOl8X

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rawContent: chorby what, chorby why, chorby short is much too shy https://t.co/tSxla1bkqW

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rawContent: Burke joins Theodore Cervantes in the Two Perfect Games club

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rawContent:
Burke Gonzales pitches their SECOND perfect game against the LA Unlimited Tacos on Game 16 of Season 16!

https://t.co/bjo2ERbyuf https://t.co/pUFAviVE6M

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Burke Gonzales pitches their SECOND perfect game against the LA Unlimited Tacos on Game 16 of Season 16!

reblase.sibr.dev/game/9ea09dbb-… https://t.co/pUFAviVE6M

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rawContent: @RealSosaHayes @BurkeGonzales sibr is also asleep zzz

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username: RealSosaHayes

displayname: Sosa Hayes, on siesta🕵

username: BurkeGonzales

displayname: Burke Gonzales


rawContent: Final score: Steaks 6, Magic 5, Salmon 7 https://t.co/Uutht8MJOz

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displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: 3 innings per inning detected in inning 8 of magic @ steaks, day 15

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rawContent: ... what else are salmon capable of

renderedContent: ... what else are salmon capable of

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rawContent: oh nice 🐟

renderedContent: oh nice 🐟

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rawContent: Salmon can fix Bats, apparently https://t.co/rdSBD5lne5

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.


rawContent: neat https://t.co/NhwtgdJZDs

renderedContent: neat https://t.co/NhwtgdJZDs

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rawContent: @nicmoiseyev that was salmon weather. looks like you need to refresh

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username: nicmoiseyev

displayname: Nicolas 🔱


rawContent: Tad Seeth spotted in Chicago as they exit the Secret Base a second time: https://t.co/BDgTOIiHZH

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rawContent:
The Spies end the Firefighters' start-of-season Win streak at 9 games.

Chicago ties the record, set by the Season 8 Baltimore Crabs; the Firefighters ended that streak.

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rawContent: @catacalypto @blaseball yea that seems good

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseball well not everyone but you know what i mean

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rawContent: @blaseball the ones everyone got from the election

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rawContent: @blaseball are bats physical objects

renderedContent: @blaseball are bats physical objects

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rawContent: @blaseball hey parker we have a question

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rawContent: @tsawac @BirdWife_ hi, thank you for asking! it's this one: https://t.co/0xSQ3FeVvz

renderedContent: @tsawac @BirdWife_ hi, thank you for asking! it's this one: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

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rawContent: Noodle https://t.co/nvDPpB9re4

renderedContent: Noodle https://t.co/nvDPpB9re4

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displayname: not very spooky 🏳⚧


rawContent: probably fine

renderedContent: probably fine

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rawContent: Dead Stock. 11AM Eastern, 8 AM Pacific🩸⚾ https://t.co/H6hh2q91Le

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews oh nice

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews oh nice

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displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent:
Apart from this being a really cool use of Wills by Chicago, this also makes the Data Witches' Espresso Machine the sole league-wide leader in Time With Triple Threat, at 130 days and counting.

Congratulations, @EspressoM7!

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displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮


rawContent:
On Day 11 of the Coffee Cup, Lou Roseheart gained Triple Threat, along with the Data Witches' Espresso Machine. https://t.co/MyUQegLESF

Roseheart spent Seasons 12-15 as a batter, keeping Triple Threat until today. Next season, they pitch for Chicago.

(h/t keeper_weeks) https://t.co/Dw5kvJwD06

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On Day 11 of the Coffee Cup, Lou Roseheart gained Triple Threat, along with the Data Witches' Espresso Machine. reblase.sibr.dev/game/11fbc80a-…

Roseheart spent Seasons 12-15 as a batter, keeping Triple Threat until today. Next season, they pitch for Chicago.

(h/t keeper_weeks) https://t.co/Dw5kvJwD06

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rawContent:
👌

thank you, everyone, for letting us do whatever it is that we do with this incredible community. 💜🔮✨ https://t.co/06GPFqODhy

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rawContent: @AwfulyPrideful yes, that's what we said

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displayname: Mal (they/them)


rawContent:
The Current S15 SIBR Eat the Rich determination is between 94927 to 97324 coins, with a 2288 coin payout. We are looking for any more precise values between these which are known.

The social media staff at SIBR will pass along any data you have.

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rawContent: UPDATE: Nagomi Mcdaniel and Chorby Short are not on active rosters and remain Redacted. It seems they will be permanently Unstable if they return to our... dimension?

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rawContent: oh fun, this happened twice https://t.co/NXGjxwPZgV

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rawContent: uhh https://t.co/YqqtwyoMBc

renderedContent: uhh https://t.co/YqqtwyoMBc

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rawContent: not gonna lie i miss the salmon on a skateboard logo

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rawContent: @BlaseballCrank no way to know until it happens tbh

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displayname: The Blaseball Crank


rawContent:
As usual, SIBR is running an Eat the Rich Determination Survey for Season 15.

Once you've finalized any expenditures on votes, peanuts, or idols, entering your response into this survey would be most helpful to our research: https://t.co/Yw6pnzmKqv

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As usual, SIBR is running an Eat the Rich Determination Survey for Season 15.

Once you've finalized any expenditures on votes, peanuts, or idols, entering your response into this survey would be most helpful to our research: forms.gle/vN5uF7445TGeev…

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rawContent: @TheSplortsHub @ilianaquorum what's that

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displayname: The Splorts Hub

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displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬


rawContent: The Mexico City Wild Wings become the first Wild Card team to play in the Internet Series.

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rawContent: BREAKING: Your Internet Series matchup will be the Wild Wings vs. the Moist Talkers! https://t.co/JqDmGmstb2

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displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: @rifflesby yep, once playoffs end

renderedContent: @rifflesby yep, once playoffs end

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displayname: Riff Conner 🐀


rawContent: @ilianaquorum what

renderedContent: @ilianaquorum what

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rawContent:
a note to the blaseball community:

[plain text copy at https://t.co/dpflxn2B2i] https://t.co/C9LT8GR85M

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a note to the blaseball community:

[plain text copy at faculty.sibr.dev/~iliana/2021-0…] https://t.co/C9LT8GR85M

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rawContent: @tsawac how did you get this picture of a CSRB agent

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rawContent: we've alerted the Commissioner Safety Review Board about this post, thank you everyone for your concern

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rawContent: what sharks

renderedContent: what sharks

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rawContent: well i think we all learned a lot today

renderedContent: well i think we all learned a lot today

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rawContent: @blaseball hey parker i think there's a situation

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rawContent: @Fake_Soleil it's never happened so we wouldn't know

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rawContent: Nagomi Mcdaniel is Redacted.

renderedContent: Nagomi Mcdaniel is Redacted.

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rawContent: uncle plasma this wordplay is questionable at best in this situation

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rawContent: PLASMA UPDATE: https://t.co/jyWC1R6kA9

renderedContent: PLASMA UPDATE: https://t.co/jyWC1R6kA9

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displayname: Squibby P. Inkson

rawDescription: She/They | Talkers + Tacos fan | The Squiddiest. | “the Fastest news source in Blaseball” | //rp account, run by @kraklp0p

location: Los Angeles #7726

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rawContent: probably fine

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rawContent: hm. well that amount of soul left is probably fine right #manningblases https://t.co/pcfjy6G5mH

displayname: Cat Manning

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rawContent: best we can tell, harrell had 1 soul, got attacked by consumers, and then was redacted

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rawContent: Alyssa Harrell is Redacted.

renderedContent: Alyssa Harrell is Redacted.

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rawContent:
me: hey tgb look at this fun emergent moment involving Alyssa Harrell this season
sim: i am looking :)

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rawContent: wait what

renderedContent: wait what

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rawContent: load-bearing (s)

renderedContent: load-bearing (s)

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displayname: Audrey Fisher🌮🐱

rawDescription: I'm an amateur #blaseball reporter, taco fan, and mercat! they/them (fan account, run by @dxscxple)

location: Los Angeles #32526


rawContent: oh no

renderedContent: oh no

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rawContent: probably fine https://t.co/JtONpEZZyi

renderedContent: probably fine https://t.co/JtONpEZZyi

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rawContent:
Parker Parra of the Boston Flowers goes 0-20 in Season 15, setting a new ILB record for losses in a winless season.

The previous record was 0-16, set by Percival Wheeler of the Lovers in Season 12.

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rawContent: We would like to welcome first-year Flower pitcher Parker Parra on a perfect 0-20 season!

displayname: The Boston Flowers have Returned. 🌹

rawDescription: Bread for the roses 🌹 Official Mouthpiece of the Boston Flowers! 🌹 (Unofficial) Season 24 Champs! 🌹 Header by @SweenerJoey 🌹

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rawContent: @BlobCostas because chorby didn't pitch that game

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location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

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displayname: Blob Costas


rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent:
#BLASEBALLUPDATE:

Tad Seeth has emerged in Houston. https://t.co/31EjSAG9Pt

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The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

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rawContent: @BlobCostas didn't count where

renderedContent: @BlobCostas didn't count where

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rawContent:
THEODORE CERVANTES PITCHES A SECOND PERFECT GAME, Season 15, Day 85, against the Crabs; 13 strikeouts in 9 innings.

Cervantes becomes the first pitcher to pitch two perfect games in ILB history and does so only 42 days after their first. https://t.co/uJ9yxBa4vg

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rawContent: @3thanguy7 @davidthelazar yea

renderedContent: @3thanguy7 @davidthelazar yea

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displayname: 3thanguy7 is from 🔥CHICAGO🆗

username: davidthelazar

displayname: my girl, scämpí got run over by a reindeer 🐀


rawContent: 🛹👆👇🛹 https://t.co/iKEHt2rli1

renderedContent: 🛹👆👇🛹 https://t.co/iKEHt2rli1

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rawContent: @znarikia @davidthelazar no

renderedContent: @znarikia @davidthelazar no

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displayname: 🌻RobinⒶ


rawContent: @JonnyAce @davidthelazar chorby soul has extremely high edensity

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rawContent: @SunbeamsBickle @davidthelazar yea

renderedContent: @SunbeamsBickle @davidthelazar yea

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rawContent: New Data Crime: Season 15 idol board eDensity, percentage stacked-area chart, by @davidthelazar https://t.co/crAh4B7lOp

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displayname: my girl, scämpí 🐀


rawContent: @MoreThan0Birds doesn't seem like there is but not a lot of data either

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displayname: Gabriel Griffith 🥩🏝💋🐅🔥🦀


rawContent: @WildWingsCDMX luckily for @BiffIfh the score itself appears unscathed by floating point disasters https://t.co/mjkUjvIW69

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displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings

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displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet


rawContent: wow 🛹 https://t.co/NTzmlHTCsm

renderedContent: wow 🛹 https://t.co/NTzmlHTCsm

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rawContent: wow official scorers are getting really precise these days https://t.co/MT4a7DC6Cl

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rawContent: @blaseball do a kickflip

renderedContent: @blaseball do a kickflip

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: Kurt Crueller's stars don't match the formula anymore. Their base stats didn't change.

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rawContent: ... kurt is now in charleston https://t.co/tx6JFKAyxx

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rawContent: wait what the hell? https://t.co/0jpxPkgd4A

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rawContent:
Crueller entered the Secret Base and immediately dropped from the Magic roster.

Plasma has thoughts. https://t.co/s4H7qCajDx

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rawContent: Kurt Crueller is Redacted.

renderedContent: Kurt Crueller is Redacted.

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rawContent: @EliStraussReis all hail the feed

renderedContent: @EliStraussReis all hail the feed

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displayname: Eli Strauss-Reis


rawContent: 🛹 UPDATE: what's umpdog https://t.co/acYUWS5AdS

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rawContent: 🛹 UPDATE: "DATA CRIME" IS A TRICK https://t.co/CJcUat14FH

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rawContent: lenny scored a third time off of a sacrifice play btw https://t.co/b1eD3gemET https://t.co/LKXMrBqxbp

renderedContent: lenny scored a third time off of a sacrifice play btw reblase.sibr.dev/game/9d224696-… https://t.co/LKXMrBqxbp

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rawContent: there's a lot going on here https://t.co/XRG4Kyx6Wz https://t.co/shL84guil9

renderedContent: there's a lot going on here reblase.sibr.dev/game/9d224696-… https://t.co/shL84guil9

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rawContent: The Society is proud to provide a new visualization tool: https://t.co/BRRAuvQlVG https://t.co/n9HylmWs4B

renderedContent: The Society is proud to provide a new visualization tool: faculty.sibr.dev/~dlareau/grind… https://t.co/n9HylmWs4B

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rawContent: 🛹 UPDATE: You can get tagged out along the Grind Rail. https://t.co/YF2jb7LtLh

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rawContent: @svensationalism 🐟🛹⤴🔀🔄⤵

renderedContent: @svensationalism 🐟🛹⤴🔀🔄⤵

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username: svensationalism

displayname: Sven 'Notes' Michel 🎵🗒


rawContent: unlucky https://t.co/9UTZ5k2HXz

renderedContent: unlucky https://t.co/9UTZ5k2HXz

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rawContent: this mod rules

renderedContent: this mod rules

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rawContent: holy shit 🛹🛹🛹 https://t.co/szxotjd63O

renderedContent: holy shit 🛹🛹🛹 https://t.co/szxotjd63O

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rawContent:
new park mods! (2/2)
Secret Base, Flood Pumps https://t.co/rI86sGhADx

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rawContent:
new park mods! (1/2)
Grind Rail, LCD Soundsystem, Echo Chamber https://t.co/9LCNHP3OHH

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rawContent: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

renderedContent: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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rawContent: uhhhhhhhhhhhh

renderedContent: uhhhhhhhhhhhh

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rawContent: The Jazz Hands activate Sun 2; the Flowers' Solar Panels collect; the Jazz Hands keep from scoring another run and win, storing 1 run for the next game. https://t.co/IEixNkZK0h https://t.co/4qalCPUI7g

renderedContent: The Jazz Hands activate Sun 2; the Flowers' Solar Panels collect; the Jazz Hands keep from scoring another run and win, storing 1 run for the next game. reblase.sibr.dev/game/d232c285-… https://t.co/4qalCPUI7g

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro nice

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro nice

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displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: @RFoluler @Theo_Cervantes @blaseball rhett there's been like 12 perfect games

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displayname: Rhett Foluler

displayname: (inactive)Teddy Cervantes


rawContent: okay this is just rude 🥜🌭 https://t.co/o1a6Z483gI https://t.co/srdjltkTt1

renderedContent: okay this is just rude 🥜🌭 reblase.sibr.dev/game/e1eac2e7-… https://t.co/srdjltkTt1

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rawContent: Theodore Cervantes pitched the first perfect game of Season 15 on Day 43 against the Flowers (9 strikeouts, 27 outs): https://t.co/VABPjATVpN

renderedContent: Theodore Cervantes pitched the first perfect game of Season 15 on Day 43 against the Flowers (9 strikeouts, 27 outs): reblase.sibr.dev/game/27eebc11-…

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rawContent: @RFoluler @stootpoot @Theo_Cervantes oh yeah this happened overnight and i forgot to tweet about it https://t.co/PR4YwuqRxJ

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displayname: Stoot


rawContent: @jamesthedabbler Yes, please do.

renderedContent: @jamesthedabbler Yes, please do.

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displayname: JamesTheDabbler


rawContent: Thanks to our hardworking diviners, we have found out that any foul balls hit increase the filthiness of the park being played in. Work is still ongoing to determine the magnitude of this effect and if there are any other sources of filthiness besides foul balls and flooding.

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: @merlle_ hi elle! i'll be honest we haven't really been looking at connections between scattered players or their missing letters, there were some folks looking back in season 13 but all the trails ran cold

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displayname: Elle Knights


rawContent: Forrest Best is Redacted.

renderedContent: Forrest Best is Redacted.

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rawContent: @Efenesne @blaseball he's the intern-interim defector commissioner

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username: Efenesne

displayname: Darryl Shpak


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @blaseball hey it was worth a shot

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username: BlaseballPro


rawContent: @blaseball hey parker do you know anything about what's going on

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rawContent: Chorby Short is Redacted.

renderedContent: Chorby Short is Redacted.

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rawContent: Chorby Short disappeared at the end of Day 33, right after hitting a 2-run home run. just incredible work from Chorby and the sim #manningblases https://t.co/ElWLg0PTxf

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displayname: Cat Manning

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rawContent: ☕ https://t.co/3uc2Fu2Pjc

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username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent: well ok then https://t.co/CJkFtO955r

renderedContent: well ok then https://t.co/CJkFtO955r

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rawContent: @JudahDeNose depends on your definition of "good", but if you're looking to minimize shark bites, as high as possible or off the board are good options

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rawContent: @GANTR0N_ i'll see what we can do, but: "chorby @ 2" is the highest line; "chorby off idol board" converges with the red line that says "if we did nothing"

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rawContent: imPosition projections based on likely idol board shenanigans: https://t.co/ql0LHqeqJT

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rawContent:
For those considering idol board shenanigans, SIBR's current understanding is that a low noodle (closer to 20) is worse for all teams. More on this soon.

The noodle is affected by player eDensity above and below. If Chorby Soul is on the board, the noodle will be next to them.

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rawContent: (If Chorby Soul is dropped from the idol board, the noodle will return to its previous behavior.)

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For those considering idol board shenanigans, SIBR's current understanding is that a low noodle (closer to 20) is worse for all teams. More on this soon.

The noodle is affected by player eDensity above and below. If Chorby Soul is on the board, the noodle will be next to them.

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rawContent: @tsawac 👁

renderedContent: @tsawac 👁

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username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸


rawContent: (and/or participate in any other shenanigans players may come up with. whatever, we're not your boss)

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rawContent: thanks everyone, we got it! feel free to switch your idol back after these games end

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rawContent: @Dxscxple @DWOBoyle @catacalypto probably worth doing that around game 95 or so but not this early

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username: Dxscxple

displayname: Boorango (Fuck NFTs)

username: DWOBoyle

displayname: D. W. O'Boyle


rawContent: @catacalypto closer to 18-20

renderedContent: @catacalypto closer to 18-20

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rawContent:
well that was quick

keep on chorby soul, try to keep them low on the idol board, we're interested in how this might affect levels next game

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rawContent: alright let's go

renderedContent: alright let's go

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rawContent: Noodle https://t.co/nvDPpB9re4

renderedContent: Noodle https://t.co/nvDPpB9re4

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rawContent: almost. we know that we know nothing

renderedContent: almost. we know that we know nothing

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial somehow despite all this research I get the sense we know nothing about blaseball

displayname: Pineapple Cat

rawDescription: like and subscribe for unlimited breadsticks


rawContent: @chuckkallenbach They are definitely still there. We just checked.

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displayname: Chuck Kallenbach


rawContent: The Breath Mints. just finished up Day 24 playing in Coffee 2 weather with two Observed players in the lineup. Neither player has been Redacted.

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rawContent: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

renderedContent: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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rawContent:
#BLASEBALLUPDATE:

Wyatt Mason X has Echoed Debt to Receivers across the league.

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displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

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rawContent: @blaseball look bud i think you know as much as we do here

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rawContent: @blaseball yeah???

renderedContent: @blaseball yeah???

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rawContent: Liquid Friend has been Redacted from the Lovers at the end of Day 21.

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rawContent: Peanut Holloway and Ren Hunter of the New York Millennials are now Redacted. Both players were previously being Observed.

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rawContent: these are yellowstone's solar panels, but it looks like the overflow runs are saved for the earning team

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rawContent: neat ☀ https://t.co/YBqaBt9tA6 https://t.co/1snIJZdP45

renderedContent: neat ☀ reblase.sibr.dev/game/7cb69d28-… https://t.co/1snIJZdP45

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rawContent: @TheSeaGarages @BlaseballNews @BlaseballPro wait is it a concept or object

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displayname: the seattle garages

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: @TheSeaGarages hi rose this is wyatt mason won't say which

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rawContent: @TheSeaGarages voice drift? on blaseball twitter? never heard of it

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rawContent:
@ceruleanbee72 yes, one (1) soul

... except the first time chorby soul got chomped but that seems to have been fixed

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displayname: B @ part-time death priest 👻


rawContent: Liquid Friend sensed something fishy. https://t.co/anSij9q5ko

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rawContent: what is happening

renderedContent: what is happening

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rawContent: grand slalmon https://t.co/GxbSAfbTOz

renderedContent: grand slalmon https://t.co/GxbSAfbTOz

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rawContent: @grayshine blaseball10 isn't registered with the same registrar as blaseball and blaseball2 are, we don't believe it's official

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username: grayshine

displayname: $10 digital legend // gray ☭


rawContent: Noodle https://t.co/nvDPpB9re4

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent:
The full list of known levels (from 1-10):

1D, 2D, 3D, C, Low A, High A, AA, AAA, AAAA, AAAAA

Any value outside this range will display as 0D.

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rawContent: normal day https://t.co/8BaLnjiMOu https://t.co/rH5wMwSiRX

renderedContent: normal day twitter.com/BlaseballNews/… https://t.co/rH5wMwSiRX

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rawContent:
#BLASEBALLUPDATE:

The Gateway at https://t.co/c7SfLJBuhJ is bent. https://t.co/fb3VIAdAK9

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#BLASEBALLUPDATE:

The Gateway at blaseball2.com is bent. https://t.co/fb3VIAdAK9

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rawContent:
okay so quick explanation

teams have an integer Level, which then gets converted to the text you see on the website (e.g. Low A)

there is text for levels 1-10, and a fallback. the garages are at level 11, and hits the fallback of 0D, which we think is supposed to be level 0. 🎛

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rawContent:
oh

the garages cranked it up to eleven

renderedContent:
oh

the garages cranked it up to eleven

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rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

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username: GrillSealCDMX

displayname: Ronan Combs (shadowed)

rawDescription: The first (and still only) half-seal blaseball player - Batter/grill tender for the Magic! - Run by @GimpStanChikNug - icon by @thr33h3ad3ddrag


rawContent: @TheSplortsHub "manageable"?

renderedContent: @TheSplortsHub "manageable"?

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username: TheSplortsHub

displayname: The Splorts Hub


rawContent: uhhhhhh

renderedContent: uhhhhhh

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rawContent:
#BLASEBALLUPDATE:

Beanballs thrown by Debted pitchers also cause the batter to be Observed. https://t.co/VhkIYcyMv0

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rawContent: AAAAA https://t.co/Vz6kcwDUf1

renderedContent: AAAAA https://t.co/Vz6kcwDUf1

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rawContent: has anyone told the ticker about salmon yet

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rawContent: uhh

renderedContent: uhh

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rawContent:
#BLASEBALLUPDATE:

Debted batters cause fielders to be Observed. https://t.co/8L1Vwileal

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rawContent: AA https://t.co/AZVJoYdBI5

renderedContent: AA https://t.co/AZVJoYdBI5

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rawContent: In light of new events, SIBR is proud to announce our new rebranding.

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rawContent: what https://t.co/oks0FAiDfT

renderedContent: what https://t.co/oks0FAiDfT

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rawContent: wow i love numbers

renderedContent: wow i love numbers

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rawContent: hey @SIBROfficial new numbers just dropped https://t.co/uQYDiwaCK1

username: jazzhandsband

displayname: the jazz hands band 👐 is short circuiting

rawDescription: we’ve got winning to do, just for you | jands tweets | unofficial

location: Breckenridge, CO


rawContent: one of those physical objects/concepts, apparently, is a player's soul. chorby soul, who pitches for the seattle garages and has 1777 soul, is expected to have an immediate impact on seattle's eDensity and Level, likely plunging them well below any level we've seen so far. https://t.co/Slbek98uOH

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rawContent: as teams gain physical objects and concepts, increasing their eDensity, their equilibrium point sinks and imPosition moves toward it. as teams sink below C level, a red light comes on to warn them of impending Consumer Attacks. they often reach Low A toward the end of the season. https://t.co/PFgMtwKuXN

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rawContent: season 15 of @blaseball begins tomorrow! over the off-season, SIBR studied the relationship between eDensity and Level. the data indicates teams are floating in a fluid of immateria, and generally slowly sink over the course of a season. our paper: https://t.co/9UPrRLlVvu https://t.co/hZ7z0kJQlO

renderedContent: season 15 of @blaseball begins tomorrow! over the off-season, SIBR studied the relationship between eDensity and Level. the data indicates teams are floating in a fluid of immateria, and generally slowly sink over the course of a season. our paper: research.blaseball-reference.com/SIBR_eDensity2… https://t.co/hZ7z0kJQlO

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rawContent: this was a scheduled tweet

renderedContent: this was a scheduled tweet

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rawContent: dsafsfdsd

renderedContent: dsafsfdsd

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rawContent: @3thanguy7 @Tantusar the problem with that is we have to remember the submission deadlines

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displayname: 3thanguy7 is from 🔥CHICAGO🆗

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displayname: Tantusar


rawContent: @thegaragesband @CattiferJen @deidraskye this rules

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username: thegaragesband

displayname: the garages (the band)

username: CattiferJen

displayname: Jennifer Cat

username: deidraskye

displayname: Deidra Skye "vampire gf"


rawContent: joel pls

renderedContent: joel pls

username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent: anyway go watch Inside A Blaseball and read these later. hopefully @thegameband doesn't invalidate these papers immediately https://t.co/0aTC6A56ZS

renderedContent: anyway go watch Inside A Blaseball and read these later. hopefully @thegameband doesn't invalidate these papers immediately twitch.tv/blaseball

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displayname: The Game Band


rawContent:
SECOND:

A sinking feeling: Investigating the relationship between team eDensity and Level

https://t.co/9UPrRLlVvu https://t.co/EUfhNUnpti

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SECOND:

A sinking feeling: Investigating the relationship between team eDensity and Level

research.blaseball-reference.com/SIBR_eDensity2… https://t.co/EUfhNUnpti

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rawContent:
Hey guess what! We have two new @blaseball papers fresh off the pre-presses!

FIRST:

Blaseball Is a Mess, Fair Play Is the Future: An analysis of odds, outcomes, and accuracy in the Peace and Prosperity Era

https://t.co/BS4PdODNG9 https://t.co/k02wzsEKxb

renderedContent:
Hey guess what! We have two new @blaseball papers fresh off the pre-presses!

FIRST:

Blaseball Is a Mess, Fair Play Is the Future: An analysis of odds, outcomes, and accuracy in the Peace and Prosperity Era

research.blaseball-reference.com/Fair_Play_is_t… https://t.co/k02wzsEKxb

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rawContent: putting some finishing touches on some papers https://t.co/4P3K6YSNBk

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rawContent: @DracaenaThomas @ChiBlaseball what

renderedContent: @DracaenaThomas @ChiBlaseball what

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username: DracaenaThomas

displayname: Thomas Dracaena is safe

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @BlaseballWiki @AReblase NO

renderedContent: @BlaseballWiki @AReblase NO

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username: BlaseballWiki

displayname: Blaseball Wiki

username: AReblase

displayname: Astrid Reblase 🍬🔮🔭🛠


rawContent: 🥰 and congrats to @BlaseballWiki on fulfilling your promise to delete the wiki

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rawContent: Please be sure to give your love to @SIBROfficial for all their hard work supporting the technology needs of the Blaseball community! This happy ending wouldn't have been possible without their incredible support.

rawDescription: a wiki, for blaseball || visit us at https://t.co/OgUpggMB6P || powered by @SIBRofficial || account dormant

renderedDescription: a wiki, for blaseball || visit us at blaseball.wiki || powered by @SIBRofficial || account dormant

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location: the immaterial plane

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rawContent:
SIBR operations update for the Expansion Era: https://t.co/ib8guFTFvB

There is a data crime at the end!

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SIBR operations update for the Expansion Era: patreon.com/posts/49155634

There is a data crime at the end!

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title: Expansion Era Update! | Society for Internet Blaseball Research on Patreon

description: Official Post from Society for Internet Blaseball Research

username: Patreon

displayname: Patreon

rawDescription: Creativity powered by membership. For support, contact @patreonsupport and follow @patreonstatus for site updates.

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rawContent: The first submission period for our Blaseball Oral History project will end at the end of this off-season (4 April 2021). After that, our hlistorians will collate the data and open responses for any gaps that need filling. https://t.co/DgQIVp4WPQ

renderedContent: The first submission period for our Blaseball Oral History project will end at the end of this off-season (4 April 2021). After that, our hlistorians will collate the data and open responses for any gaps that need filling. twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

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rawContent:
We want to hear your stories, from your point of view, of the history of @blaseball.

Tell us about the game, your teams, what you enjoyed across fan spaces, and what else to look out for. https://t.co/qpCu9bcD0q

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We want to hear your stories, from your point of view, of the history of @blaseball.

Tell us about the game, your teams, what you enjoyed across fan spaces, and what else to look out for. forms.gle/DbKT45uLUKjdRV…

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

title: Blaseball Oral History

description: SIBR is looking to document the history of the Blaseball fandom. Answering these questions will take some time, so please make sure you're able to. Filling out this form will include consenting to...


rawContent: @mastrchefrocks yes oops

renderedContent: @mastrchefrocks yes oops

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displayname: mastrchefrocks


rawContent:
The Current S13 Eat the Rich determination is between 71161- 76293 coins with a 1241 coin payout. We are looking for any values between these.

The social media staff at SIBR will pass along any data you have.

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: thank you https://t.co/CYDl3BMMZ0

renderedContent: thank you https://t.co/CYDl3BMMZ0

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rawContent: (Also! Don't be worried about the impact of Breakfast on your survey responses; we'll be reaching out to have folks check their User Feeds, which should hopefully have the final coin counts. Any and all values submitted are useful to us.)

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rawContent:
As usual, SIBR is running an Eat the Rich Determination Survey for Season 14.

Once you've finalized any expenditures on votes, peanuts, or idols, entering your response into this survey would be most helpful to our research: https://t.co/9AFWYiYYmW

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As usual, SIBR is running an Eat the Rich Determination Survey for Season 14.

Once you've finalized any expenditures on votes, peanuts, or idols, entering your response into this survey would be most helpful to our research: forms.gle/Wmv7s7NFmbEZhx…

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rawContent: 👁 https://t.co/ZHRaxVUbMf

renderedContent: 👁 https://t.co/ZHRaxVUbMf

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rawContent: @NoStarsLars1 @DannWyrm there appears to be a difference between querying the database directly and what displays on blaseball-reference; for the moment tillman has the record but even a fractional run in either direction from corrected data over off-season might push it over. we'll see

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displayname: Lars Taylor

username: DannWyrm

displayname: Ol' Hezekiah


rawContent: Lars Taylor was on track to have the most improved season-over-season ERA until giving up 6 runs to the Atlantis Georgias on Season 14, Day 99.

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rawContent: @NoStarsLars1 @DannWyrm sorry lars you got tillman'd

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rawContent:
The three most improved season-over-season ERAs, all in the pitcher-friendly Expansion Era:

3⃣ Ephraim Ladd (OHWO) improved by 4.52, season 13-14

2⃣ Lars Taylor (HELL) improved by 4.83, season 13-14

1⃣ Tillman Henderson (CHST) improved by 4.86, season 12-13

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The three most improved season-over-season ERAs, all in the pitcher-friendly Expansion Era:

3⃣ Ephraim Ladd (OHWO) improved by 4.52, season 13-14

2⃣ Lars Taylor (HELL) improved by 4.83, season 13-14

1⃣ Tillman Henderson (CHST) improved by 4.86, season 12-13

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rawContent: @NoStarsLars1 @DannWyrm so i have bad news and bad news

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rawContent: @NoStarsLars1 @DannWyrm i’ll look soon 👁 we have a lot of ERA-related stuff to check

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro last season MVPs were declared at the top of the hour after game 99

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displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent:
This season, Kansas City Breath Mints pitcher Leach Ingram became the first player to reach 1312 recorded career walks.

Season 14 was also their first with more strikeouts than walks, finishing the season regular with a strikeout-to-walk ratio of 1.01.

🌱🤣💀

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rawContent: @anygamegood no, there were wired players (coffee weather)

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displayname: Brandon Rahhal


rawContent: @aduarte96 initial research points to that conclusion but we are still confirming. paper over off-season hopefully

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displayname: Audrey Duarte


rawContent: @marhom @_stephenbell_ @blaseball @DefectorMedia yea

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displayname: jonathan

displayname: stephen

username: DefectorMedia

displayname: Defector


rawContent: @marhom @mckinneykelsey @blaseball same

renderedContent: @marhom @mckinneykelsey @blaseball same

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username: mckinneykelsey

displayname: kelsey mckinney

username: blaseball


rawContent: @SpringaldJack @blaseball @marhom it's very simple. kelsey is the blaseball commissioner and parker is the intern-interim defector commissioner

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username: SpringaldJack

displayname: …with a pumpkin for a head!


rawContent: @blaseball @marhom parker was talking to kelsey, who is the blaseball commissioner

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rawContent: @blaseball @birbteef @BlaseballNews thank gods

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displayname: xXx⚡BIRBTEEF⚡xXx

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displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @mckinneykelsey @BlaseballNews @blaseball it's probably fine

username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent: @PsychoDan yea

renderedContent: @PsychoDan yea

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displayname: PsychoDan


rawContent: @MonguiLe no

renderedContent: @MonguiLe no

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rawContent: RIV our dork :( https://t.co/OEV1ALtrtf

renderedContent: RIV our dork :( https://t.co/OEV1ALtrtf

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rawContent: @SquirreLord1111 tigers

renderedContent: @SquirreLord1111 tigers

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displayname: Squirrel


rawContent: uhh https://t.co/usThe6aPyj

renderedContent: uhh https://t.co/usThe6aPyj

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rawContent: WHAT https://t.co/CZsTQonu3i

renderedContent: WHAT https://t.co/CZsTQonu3i

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rawContent:
The current combined final score record is 37, set by this Season 3, Day 57 game between the Kansas City Breath Mints and the Charleston Shoe Thieves. https://t.co/ivvBlVe6S1

In the 2nd inning, Charleston pitcher Matteo Prestige was incinerated and replaced with Gunther O'Brian. https://t.co/jlqcgZ2Xwn

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The current combined final score record is 37, set by this Season 3, Day 57 game between the Kansas City Breath Mints and the Charleston Shoe Thieves. reblase.sibr.dev/game/1f7026c9-…

In the 2nd inning, Charleston pitcher Matteo Prestige was incinerated and replaced with Gunther O'Brian. https://t.co/jlqcgZ2Xwn

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The Ohio Worms have set a new single-team final score record of 27. The previous record was 25, set by the Philly Pies on Season 12, Day 33.

(This is different from the record for most runs scored by a single team, due to weather.) https://t.co/zmpxhdUY8G

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Since Tot Fox destroyed the Sun, the Baltimore Crabs have not been part of a Sun 2 / Black Hole "loop" until Season 14, Day 83, when the New York Millennials scored 15 runs against the Crabs under a Black Hole.

All dressed up and nowhere to go... https://t.co/ZaCpaYJ4zA

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rawContent: turns out a receiver can become an echo. https://t.co/M3Wcf50Obh

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rawContent: @WSHUBlaseball LA Taquería

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rawContent: the tigers are back at C, apparently, and the blinking red dot is gone

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rawContent: well, that seems less than useful https://t.co/Y5BJZD6TDn

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rawContent: @radiofreetacos @CatStlats the game has replaced pitchers mid-game before (very recently a pitcher was shelled)

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(4 Runs), Engine Eberhardt is Wired! (2 Runs)
6 Runs scored!

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rawContent: Engine Eberhardt hits a 3-run home run! The ball lands in a Big Bucket. An extra Run scores! 6 Runs scored! https://t.co/BIWM0aVSin https://t.co/YHGjssD6J5

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rawContent: see, totally fine

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rawContent: wyatt ix is still pitching for the mills, but... https://t.co/QTf4tKdRZq

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#BLASEBALLUPDATE:

Wyatt Mason IX and Wyatt Mason XI have Echoed into Static and are seemingly no longer on their Team's rosters.

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