rawContent:
all you need to know to understand the schedule is that it applies the UTC offset twice.

unfortunately "UTC" and "offset" aren't in the glossary so we can't help you further.

see you at 8am pacific!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: sorry about the schedule ui being wrong 🤗

location: Kansas City, MO

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: it really is a new era, isn't it https://t.co/llkAFeKzeY

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

renderedDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck


rawContent: @hifridays i dunno it's not in the Glossary

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: every week is literally a year

renderedContent: every week is literally a year

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: "Over a decade has passed since the events of the Discipline Era" https://t.co/LiY9ZI3JY3

renderedContent: "Over a decade has passed since the events of the Discipline Era" mailchi.mp/d0c5e0e168c4/t…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @thegameband should've fluted while it was free

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i want ice cream

renderedContent: i want ice cream

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: hungry

renderedContent: hungry

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent: @blaseball me too 👁✍🍿🥜

renderedContent: @blaseball me too 👁✍🍿🥜

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SquierVoices the paper has a separate graph for "supper" yeah

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: SquierVoices

displayname: Levi SKELETONS POP OUT Does Voices (Baybee!)


rawContent: paper available at https://t.co/AJI1hp9egv

renderedContent: paper available at doi.org/10.22004/ag.ec…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @CatStlats soup-or-saladcourse, dinnercourse, dessertcourse, etc

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CatStlats

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats


rawContent:
there's a lot more dinnertime left on the west coast

(via "When is Dinner?", Ronald B. Larson, Journal of Food Distribution Research, November 2003.) https://t.co/YvlF7BRA8H

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: evergreen

renderedContent: evergreen

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial https://t.co/bigzDjzqgT

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial https://t.co/bigzDjzqgT

displayname: joel a clark

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: same

renderedContent: same

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
commit message:

“how do i even begin to describe what we’ve done”

renderedDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: important reminder for when we eventually enter preseason 12:

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
FAQ

Q: Does SIBR know wh—
A: no

renderedContent:
FAQ

Q: Does SIBR know wh—
A: no

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @spacekid1999 @AReblase happy birthday abel 👁✍📅

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: abel

username: AReblase

displayname: Astrid Reblase 🍬🔮🔭🛠


rawContent: @thefatalst 👁

renderedContent: @thefatalst 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀


rawContent: reminder: a reminder

renderedContent: reminder: a reminder

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: reminder 👁

renderedContent: reminder 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Flutes will remain free until Concessions open on 2/28 🩸⚾

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @ch00beh but @AReblase told me not to run that on the server

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh


rawContent: @ch00beh how

renderedContent: @ch00beh how

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: send help https://t.co/zE567WpW2W

renderedContent: send help https://t.co/zE567WpW2W

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: we regret to inform @joel_a_clark that his answer led to many more questions

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: putting "season 1 statsheet discourse" back on the @SIBROfficial bingo card baybee

rawDescription: once again, @floofstrid is back on her bullshit (blaseball alt). does @SIBROfficial and @thegaragesband stuff sometimes. and also thirteeny my beloved :'(🖤)

location: she/her


rawContent: @thefatalst ok we have beef with math (not velazquez) too. godspeed

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @thefatalst is this a personal attack

renderedContent: @thefatalst is this a personal attack

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the real reason blaseball is back is that we just declared the root cause of a software issue "ghosts"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @AReblase oh ok

renderedContent: @AReblase oh ok

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @DWOBoyle uhh it keeps printing the navy seal copy pasta

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: DWOBoyle

displayname: D. W. O'Boyle


rawContent: @AReblase whatistime

renderedContent: @AReblase whatistime

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh no blaseball is back isn't it

renderedContent: oh no blaseball is back isn't it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets

rawDescription:
⚾ There's no 'i' in team but there's plenty of struggle in blaseball⚾

(if you ever want a tweet of yours deleted, lmk!) accepting submissions!! they/them

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android


rawContent: @AReblase explain

renderedContent: @AReblase explain

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh god oh god does anyone remember how our tools work it's been 127 years

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball oh

renderedContent: @blaseball oh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball first

renderedContent: @blaseball first

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uhh new landing page who dis https://t.co/3CvxF68Kgq

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews bean mug

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews bean mug

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @AReblase @vortiwife what

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI @AReblase @vortiwife what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: xvipsixteen

username: vortiwife

displayname: mistakenly given an "i vored" sticker


rawContent: @TkoLiftOfficial yeah

renderedContent: @TkoLiftOfficial yeah

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: TkoLiftOfficial

displayname: The Tokyo Lift (can regenerate limbs)


rawContent: @blaseball thank you

renderedContent: @blaseball thank you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball good morning parker. happy president's day, national gumdrop day, nova scotia heritage day honoring edward francis arab, national wisconsin day, canada family day, annoy squidward day, decimal day, greece adopts the gregorian calendar day, niklaus wirth day, flag of ca

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @TkoLiftOfficial are you having a good siesta too tokyo lift

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @TkoLiftOfficial this is how we siesta

renderedContent: @TkoLiftOfficial this is how we siesta

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @TkoLiftOfficial thank you tokyo lift

renderedContent: @TkoLiftOfficial thank you tokyo lift

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @EspressoM7 @ohnoitsal Math checks out. 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮

username: ohnoitsal

displayname: al, moss


rawContent: good morning

renderedContent: good morning

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @anacrusisnt @BlaseballT 😔 https://t.co/IT3PkLCjtD

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: anacrusisnt

displayname: beck barnes 🐀


rawContent: .@BlaseballT https://t.co/GdnL6VVqhw

renderedContent: .@BlaseballT https://t.co/GdnL6VVqhw

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @DWOBoyle @blaseball what

renderedContent: @DWOBoyle @blaseball what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent:
@WilliamSpring2 sure why not 🥰

https://t.co/zdjcayN7ba

renderedContent:
@WilliamSpring2 sure why not 🥰

twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

rawContent: good morning blaseball fans also

renderedContent: good morning blaseball fans also

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Aimless dude


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball wait you replied too fast i'm not ready yet

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball good morning parker

renderedContent: @blaseball good morning parker

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
The math checks out. 105 days and counting 🌞📈

https://t.co/xBjomqiANL https://t.co/og7jyoLpaW

renderedContent:
The math checks out. 105 days and counting 🌞📈

twitter.com/HTHRFLWRS/stat… https://t.co/og7jyoLpaW

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/HTHRFLWRS/stat…

rawContent: @queerchangeling Longest-reigning champions in the ILB!

username: HTHRFLWRS

rawDescription: trans game dev - they/she - sapient non-entity - working on EXTREME #MEATPUNKS FOREVER: THE TTRPG and a game about goats - EXTREME #MEATPUNKS FOREVER S2 out now

text: heather.flowers

username: queerchangeling

displayname: butch lesbian blaidd


rawContent: @HTHRFLWRS 👁✍

renderedContent: @HTHRFLWRS 👁✍

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI wait where are my keys

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI wait where are my keys

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @legobutts happy birthday felix 🥳

renderedContent: @legobutts happy birthday felix 🥳

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: legobutts

displayname: Felix


rawContent: @MC_Spacebat @Itszutak 👁✍

renderedContent: @MC_Spacebat @Itszutak 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Spacebat 🦇

username: Itszutak

displayname: Sura, Secretary Bird (and Itzu Itzutak)


rawContent: @mastrchefrocks yes

renderedContent: @mastrchefrocks yes

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: mastrchefrocks

displayname: mastrchefrocks


rawContent: @SunbeamsBickle yep. just checked.

renderedContent: @SunbeamsBickle yep. just checked.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: EugeniaBickle


rawContent: @SunbeamsBickle also, this is you https://t.co/5nXlPIEzhD

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SunbeamsBickle yeah

renderedContent: @SunbeamsBickle yeah

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: As the siesta nears its probabilistic end, we have a few updates about what we've been up to: https://t.co/WPHP9QUobF

renderedContent: As the siesta nears its probabilistic end, we have a few updates about what we've been up to: patreon.com/posts/end-of-s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: patreon.com/posts/end-of-s…

title: End-of-Siesta Update | Society for Internet Blaseball Research on Patreon

description: Official Post from Society for Internet Blaseball Research

username: Patreon

displayname: Patreon

rawDescription: Creativity powered by membership. For support, contact @patreonsupport and follow @patreonstatus for site updates.

location: San Francisco, CA

text: linktr.ee/patreon


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @j4_astrologers i'm so glad you're on your own for this one

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Callisto Astrologers 🔭


rawContent: @blaseball oh cool what games are you gonna get? know you're a fan of richardson

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball


rawContent: @SunbeamsBickle 🥰🥰

renderedContent: @SunbeamsBickle 🥰🥰

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @ilianaquorum just an idea

renderedContent: @ilianaquorum just an idea

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬


rawContent: sibr (derogatory)

renderedContent: sibr (derogatory)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @thefatalst 👁

renderedContent: @thefatalst 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀


rawContent: @thefatalst what

renderedContent: @thefatalst what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: please do not read this tweet. thank you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @FHelltiger CrowdCheer.mp3 per Score per Ins per Run per Hit is the forbidden baseball stat @SIBROfficial doesn't want you to know about

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟

rawDescription: Dropping on to a team near you

renderedDescription: Dropping on to a team near you

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/Lukeweddy/stat…

rawContent: Hey @SIBROfficial what about y’all? Built any good Legos lately?

username: Lukeweddy

displayname: Luke William Eddy

rawDescription: Bugs r cool. 🐞 Tabletop game designer. Currently working on Stonesaga. Past work: Star Wars: Legion, X-wing, Armada. He/Him. All opinions are mine.

location: Twin Cities, MN


rawContent: @EspressoM7 @ListiclesName uh

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 @ListiclesName uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮


rawContent: sibr

renderedContent: sibr

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CatStlats

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats

rawDescription:
editor-in-chief/tweeter for @BlaseballNews | cat@blaseball.news | ask me about blaseball

banner: @PyromanticArts
pfp: @EmFring

text: ko-fi.com/catstlats


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball what

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @EspressoM7 pretty sure yeah

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 pretty sure yeah

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: we are innocent in the court of salmon

renderedContent: we are innocent in the court of salmon

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: the truest data crime of all is that sibr is technically a blaseball music artist

username: blaseballbeats

displayname: blaseball music finder

rawDescription: retweeting (and talking about) blaseball and blaseball adjacent music | not affiliated with blaseball, or the game band


rawContent: @EspressoM7 what if you found the dimension where it’s funded and reappropriate from there

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball how are you

renderedContent: @blaseball how are you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: uh https://t.co/j63u7At9eK

renderedContent: uh https://t.co/j63u7At9eK

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: giantbomb.com/articles/the-c…

title: THE COMMISSIONER OF BLASEBALL Parker MacMillan IIIII's Top 10 Games(?) of 2020

description: The commissioner briefly rouses from his well-earned Siesta to tell us about his favorite experiences of 2020.


rawContent: @blaseball hi parker

renderedContent: @blaseball hi parker

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: one of the folks who runs this twitter just had a chance to watch tonight's Inside A Blaseball and, gotta say: roldan saying "review changes? ...nah" is an entire mood

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: what if we want to worry

renderedContent: what if we want to worry

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: sneakers give us the screen

renderedContent: sneakers give us the screen

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: fusion???

renderedContent: fusion???

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Rosvo11 voluminous

renderedContent: @Rosvo11 voluminous

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Rosvo1 🦀


rawContent: @Rosvo11 https://t.co/0QpoS0XTjT

renderedContent: @Rosvo11 twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

rawContent: no

renderedContent: no

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: The Sam Scale of Enjoyment is why math got banned. This is not our fault.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: hello Venice Sinks we're Society for Internet Blaseball Research https://t.co/kGKesOB6BM

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: clips.twitch.tv/ThoughtfulPowe…


rawContent: @Dxscxple joel just said on stream that there will be a new team attribute "eDensity"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: Dxscxple

displayname: Boorango (Fuck NFTs)


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: edensity?????

renderedContent: edensity?????

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: science????

renderedContent: science????

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: self-care equals bread. got it, joel!

renderedContent: self-care equals bread. got it, joel!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: "what is a city but people shelves"

renderedContent: "what is a city but people shelves"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: folks, we miss blaseball

renderedContent: folks, we miss blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
The boredom levels in @SIBROfficial are reaching new levels:
"Has Onomancer had found a character whose name was the same as their soulscream?"
@AReblase and I get immediately nerdsniped.  There are 282,475,249 poss names that can be soulscreams where player's soul = 2 ...

username: BiffIfh

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet

rawDescription:
Just a lil ol' Efreet, floating around the @SIBROfficial
Datablase, doing data things. Not associated with @blaseball, just cataloging the chaos.  He/him.

location: The SIBR Datablase

text: sibr.dev

username: AReblase

displayname: Astrid Reblase 🍬🔮🔭🛠


rawContent:
Congratulations to your Raffle Rumble Champions, the Shameless Stargrab!

As per the terms, the winner and a random entrant each receive $25 to @BlaseballCares, open now! Catgurl AU won the raffle, and the Stargrab declined the prize, letting it fall to the Excrucian Host! https://t.co/1s7Z3xefII

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballCares

displayname: Blaseball Cares


rawContent: new room who dis https://t.co/AvCQBOsGWa

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
From the desk of @SIBR_XVI:

"yeet"

We think that means xie's started the Raffle Rumble tournament over at https://t.co/Ry7LU75hg6. Xie'll be handling the play-by-play too, so make sure you're tuned in.

renderedContent:
From the desk of @SIBR_XVI:

"yeet"

We think that means xie's started the Raffle Rumble tournament over at simsim.sibr.dev/?league=Raffle…. Xie'll be handling the play-by-play too, so make sure you're tuned in.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: simsim.sibr.dev/?league=Raffle…

title: Sim16 at the Observatory

description: The Sim16: Your players, your teams, your games.

username: xvipsixteen

displayname: vivi 🦈🌺

rawDescription:
🌺 creator of sim16. she/her. 26. banner by @SharpiBees
16% cat 30% asura 70% shark 100% lesbian
baseball + hockey  🏔
occassional yellin: @sharkimori 🔞

location: snow


rawContent: something rumbles 👁

renderedContent: something rumbles 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro huh?

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro huh?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent:
Thank you all for your team entries for our raffle.

The Deck is being Shuffled 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
We're raffling $50 for @BlaseballCares the SIBR way: with @SIBR_XVI's #blaseball -simulator-simulator!

- 32-team tournament, best-of-3s
- Teams consist of a name, slogan, and 12 player names
- Winning team's creator gets a $25 gift card
- The other $25 goes to a random entrant*

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: We’re still taking entries for another four (4) hours!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

renderedContent:
We're raffling $50 for @BlaseballCares the SIBR way: with @SIBR_XVI's #blaseball -simulator-simulator!

- 32-team tournament, best-of-3s
- Teams consist of a name, slogan, and 12 player names
- Winning team's creator gets a $25 gift card
- The other $25 goes to a random entrant*

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: *It's totally possible to datamine 6-star players, and instead of encouraging or discouraging that, we're just adding another element of randomness too 🙂

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@BlaseballCares @SIBR_XVI To enter, reply to this tweet with your team's name, slogan, and players (8 batters, 4 pitchers) within the next 24 hours. We'll randomly select 32 teams, and run the tournament on Thursday.

Need inspiration? Onomancer's got you! https://t.co/R9UCpBPGEY

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@BlaseballCares @SIBR_XVI To enter, reply to this tweet with your team's name, slogan, and players (8 batters, 4 pitchers) within the next 24 hours. We'll randomly select 32 teams, and run the tournament on Thursday.

Need inspiration? Onomancer's got you! onomancer.sibr.dev/collect

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title: Onomancer

description: Distill the Ultimate Blaseball Name.


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rawContent: @samrosenthal [FOGHORN NOISE]

renderedContent: @samrosenthal [FOGHORN NOISE]

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username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal


rawContent:
coming soon: *cronch*

cc @samrosenthal

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coming soon: *cronch*

cc @samrosenthal

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rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball @BFFBlaseball welcome back to late night blaseball twitter, the miami dale

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username: BFFBlaseball

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 it's an original vintage straight from the vaults. we hope you like it.

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displayname: Math Velazquez


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 ...okay fine. but it's not like we want to or anything. https://t.co/E9yDYUx30Q

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rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 do we have to

renderedContent: @VelazquezMath84 do we have to

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rawContent: @TheSplortsHub @SIBR_XVI @AReblase don't worry about it joey

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username: TheSplortsHub

displayname: The Splorts Hub


rawContent: @AReblase @TheSplortsHub @SIBR_XVI joey you should have probably put a real time limit on that

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rawContent: @SIBR_XVI have you tried kubernetes?

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI have you tried kubernetes?

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rawContent:
Do you remember before? 👁✍

because we don't. we don't have 2020 vision.

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rawContent: @SIBR_XVI me too

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI me too

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rawContent: @BlaseballWiki is this when i call in @BlaseballT

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username: BlaseballWiki

displayname: Blaseball Wiki

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: @BFFBlaseball @blaseball #PARTYTIME comes for us all

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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username: blaseball


rawContent: @ch00beh @floofstrid @ilianathewitch okay

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displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh

username: floofstrid

displayname: Astrid 🦋

username: ilianathewitch

displayname: iliana (xie/xer)


rawContent: @floofstrid @ilianathewitch what

renderedContent: @floofstrid @ilianathewitch what

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rawContent:
@FHelltiger we'll be there.

somehow.

renderedContent:
@FHelltiger we'll be there.

somehow.

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username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: Financephalograph

renderedContent: Financephalograph

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rawContent: @hifridays We thought it was Forbidden Mare Knowledge

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username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: @breakingcreech @tacoblaseball no, those are for the simsim

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username: breakingcreech

displayname: Ben

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: @tacoblaseball There are a lot of players, and also a lot of players. maybe a couple tenths of a percent?

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rawContent: @tacoblaseball esme ramsey, next question

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rawContent: @BlasesLoadedApp that is Forbidden Knowledge

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username: BlasesLoadedApp

displayname: Blases Loaded


rawContent: @HOU_SPI_RAD_TRA brb submitting Fruitcake to the egg pool

username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent: @Jvetters play ball

renderedContent: @Jvetters play ball

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username: Jvetters

displayname: Jesse Vetters


rawContent: @dcb42 it's fine

renderedContent: @dcb42 it's fine

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displayname: Shawn Connolly Will ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD


rawContent: @Blaseball_radio what

renderedContent: @Blaseball_radio what

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displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)


rawContent:
THE SIESTA SIMMERS

IDLE HANDS MAKE PRESTIGIOUS WORK

AN ARENA OPENS

PLAY BALL

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rawContent: Revisiting a ghost of Blaseball past: Dominic Marijuana's final solo home run, defeating THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS during Season 10's Day X, and bringing the Hall Stars from 18 runs to... 17? ...y'know what, that works. why not. https://t.co/JDYYYOKzxa

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rawContent: @WSHUBlaseball sim

renderedContent: @WSHUBlaseball sim

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username: WSHUBlaseball

displayname: WSHU: The Voice of the Charleston Shoe Thieves


rawContent:
How siesta started vs how it's going

https://t.co/ZPZECKG2lE https://t.co/GJtRpNFiS5

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How siesta started vs how it's going

twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s… https://t.co/GJtRpNFiS5

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rawContent: [puts on tin foil hat] SIBR was invited to the Coffee Cup so that we would do something during the siesta other than recreate the blaseball simulator from first principles

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rawContent: @oopsallkeepers not much what’s ump with you

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username: oopsallkeepers

displayname: Oops! All Keepers!


rawContent: @legobutts Get yours today! https://t.co/sSvBCNUNfe

renderedContent: @legobutts Get yours today! sibr.space/product/cerami…

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username: legobutts

displayname: Felix


rawContent: @legobutts https://t.co/O3d27xNrEU

renderedContent: @legobutts https://t.co/O3d27xNrEU

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rawContent: @patelbeyonce thank you patel carne asada beyoncé

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username: patelbeyonce

displayname: patel beyoncé on da TL


rawContent: @FHelltiger 🎅✍

renderedContent: @FHelltiger 🎅✍

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rawContent: @patelbeyonce yes

renderedContent: @patelbeyonce yes

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rawContent: @oopsallkeepers We would like an answer for this timeline

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rawContent: @patelbeyonce twitter

renderedContent: @patelbeyonce twitter

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rawContent: @patelbeyonce just asking

renderedContent: @patelbeyonce just asking

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rawContent: welcome back to late night blaseball twitter

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rawContent: Late night twitter thought: I should buy a cool robe and put a @SIBROfficial emblem patch on it.

username: TheSplortsHub

displayname: The Splorts Hub

rawDescription:
Producer Blittle League, Blaseball commentary and hot takes, @JoeyTBadger is your voice of Live Blaseball.
twitch: https://t.co/QFlufw8bRh
banner: @pikatzk

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Producer Blittle League, Blaseball commentary and hot takes, @JoeyTBadger is your voice of Live Blaseball.
twitch: twitch.tv/JoeyTBadger
banner: @pikatzk

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location: The Booth, Boston MA

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rawContent: @TheSplortsHub @ch00beh ch00beh doesn’t miss

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: @enbyss_ True

renderedContent: @enbyss_ True

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displayname: IMPENDING『THEM』


rawContent: @CommishGoogles it's okay we can still be friends on here

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displayname: commish googles


rawContent: @CommishGoogles CSRB says maybe. is said commissioner banned from discord? we require further clarification

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rawContent: @EspressoM7 we're not getting you the chicken computer.

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displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮


rawContent: @DLDracoRex @KTGI_Fridays Draco, if you insist on being rude about a throwaway meme, get out of our mentions. It's embarassing to have followers that act like this.

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displayname: Draco Rex

displayname: Hawai'i Fridays SPAM Radio


rawContent: @CommishGoogles We will consult the CSRB and get back to you shortly

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rawContent: @TheSplortsHub good morning joey

renderedContent: @TheSplortsHub good morning joey

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rawContent: @CatStlats 💜 https://t.co/2LDoezi428

renderedContent: @CatStlats 💜 https://t.co/2LDoezi428

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username: CatStlats

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats


rawContent:
@CatStlats that's FK.

...
okay yes we would like that

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rawContent: @CatStlats we're... fine. we're fine. managing.

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rawContent: @CatStlats good morning The Cat in the Chat

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rawContent:
@EspressoM7 @FHelltiger 👁✍

😥

😭✍

renderedContent:
@EspressoM7 @FHelltiger 👁✍

😥

😭✍

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displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent:
@FHelltiger it's all "fact check this" and "The Shadows that", but when push comes to shove, it seems like the only knowledge that's truly forbidden... is the way to our friendship.

anyway. we should get back to the salmonposting. don't mind us.

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rawContent: @FHelltiger leaving us on read. typical.

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rawContent: @FHelltiger good morning forsythia helltiger

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rawContent: @FHelltiger yeah?

renderedContent: @FHelltiger yeah?

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rawContent:
update 👁✍

https://t.co/wPScwORlhv

renderedContent:
update 👁✍

twitter.com/mintyproof/sta…

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rawContent:
the S in SIBR stands for "salmon"

ok actually it stands for society, and the s in society stands for salmon, but technicalities

username: mintyproof

displayname: 🖤 halloaudrey 🧡

rawDescription:
🌃 artist & software developer
🎮 code @skyhourworks
✉ i'm 19. she/they/it
💬 eng / 日本語 / toki pona OK
🕯 horror & halloween enthusiast
🖼 icon by @myon00

location: bed

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rawContent: @HanMechanical we tried that. did you not see the salmon

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username: HanMechanical

displayname: Drew the Crab


rawContent: @HanMechanical ....darn, that's better.

renderedContent: @HanMechanical ....darn, that's better.

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rawContent: @Tabletop_James yeah

renderedContent: @Tabletop_James yeah

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displayname: Jim


rawContent: @internetFionna yeah. that one

renderedContent: @internetFionna yeah. that one

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username: internetFionna

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology


rawContent:
s.
i.
b.
r.

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s.
i.
b.
r.

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rawContent: @SIBR_XVI good idea, sharing is caring

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI good idea, sharing is caring

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rawContent: @SIBR_XVI yeah?

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI yeah?

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rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @oopsallkeepers oh, thanks. 👁✍

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rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @oopsallkeepers wait, what's that in hexadecimal

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rawContent: @oopsallkeepers hello oops! space keepers! i am sibr

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rawContent:
@SIBR_XVI @KrallKrallKrall although if you do want realtime ongoing blaseball game info, we do have blasebot as well

past, present, future 👁

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username: KrallKrallKrall

displayname: Krall 🏳⚧🏳🌈


rawContent:
@_stephenbell_ 🥺❤

👁✍

renderedContent:
@_stephenbell_ 🥺❤

👁✍

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displayname: stephen


rawContent:
@WSHUBlaseball uh

gotta go

renderedContent:
@WSHUBlaseball uh

gotta go

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displayname: WSHU: The Voice of the Charleston Shoe Thieves


rawContent: @WSHUBlaseball Total Fingers 40 what's not to get

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rawContent: Submissions can also be sent to historian [at] sibr [dot] dev!

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rawContent:
We want to hear your stories, from your point of view, of the history of @blaseball.

Tell us about the game, your teams, what you enjoyed across fan spaces, and what else to look out for. https://t.co/qpCu9bcD0q

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We want to hear your stories, from your point of view, of the history of @blaseball.

Tell us about the game, your teams, what you enjoyed across fan spaces, and what else to look out for. forms.gle/DbKT45uLUKjdRV…

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username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

title: Blaseball Oral History

description: SIBR is looking to document the history of the Blaseball fandom. Answering these questions will take some time, so please make sure you're able to. Filling out this form will include consenting to...


rawContent: @DLDracoRex @BlaseballCrabs who among us is free of shitposting

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username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers not much what’s keeper with you

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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displayname: Oops! All Keepers!


rawContent: @BlaseballPro hello

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro hello

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username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: salmon

renderedContent: salmon

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rawContent: @BFFBlaseball “narratively interesting” is usually different from “good at blaseball”, and i’d argue that’s a good thing!

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username: BFFBlaseball

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)


rawContent: @BFFBlaseball the only reason we know jaylen pitched a perfect game is because of game code that we believe is only used, albeit incorrectly, for generating stats in the ticker at the top of the website, and that we just happened to guess at an endpoint for.

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rawContent:
@BFFBlaseball yeah, exactly.

one thing i forgot to include in our thread: assuming no siestas, S1/90 would have started at 2am pacific on a friday. before the first election, there just weren't that many people watching blaseball at all... let alone before dawn.

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rawContent: @BFFBlaseball the perfect example of this is nobody realizing inky pitched a no-hitter until several hours later

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rawContent:
@BFFBlaseball to be fair i think @MiamiBlaseball would call us team antagonistic

there's some truth to what forsythia says; a lot of the things we see are brought our way by people watching the games; we then worked to verify and put it out there

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username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @FHelltiger @nymillenials honestly i'm glad they're fabrications because the alternative implies you had just randomly taken a screenshot of a player reaching first base before anything else happened

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username: FHelltiger

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: In the meantime, we’re working on tools to make statsheets more accessible to fans. We first need to write code to correctly assign stats to players for Season 1, which lack any player IDs, and also need to ascertain what makes the Day 1 statsheets so weird and how to undo that.

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rawContent: Again, this is not to invalidate the past; Patty Fox found the 9-Blood Blagonball, regardless of whether it was the first perfect game or not. But the fact that both Blagonballs involving the Mills aren’t firsts, but noticed firsts, is a fun coincidence. https://t.co/xgzMiStt2X

renderedContent: Again, this is not to invalidate the past; Patty Fox found the 9-Blood Blagonball, regardless of whether it was the first perfect game or not. But the fact that both Blagonballs involving the Mills aren’t firsts, but noticed firsts, is a fun coincidence. twitter.com/BiffIfh/status…

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rawContent: Again, ultimately this doesn't affect anything, since the Blagonball being discovered is the goal for the entire League, it hasn't changed Sandie (or Nagomi) in any fashion, and for all we know these things may have happened in the Before (aka mostly before SIBR kept data) ...

username: BiffIfh

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet

renderedDescription:
Just a lil ol' Efreet, floating around the @SIBROfficial
Datablase, doing data things. Not associated with @blaseball, just cataloging the chaos.  He/him.

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rawContent: While developing our monitor, we tested it on past data, and found that Mooney Doctor pitched the first no-hitter on S1/50, and Jaylen Hotdogfingers pitched the first perfect game on S1/90. 27 outs, 5 strikeouts, 0 hits allowed, 0 walks... but sadly, no play-by-play to verify.

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rawContent: We realized that we could monitor statsheets to look for cycles, no-hitters, and perfect games. In fact, that’s how we found out about Patty Fox’s perfect game... 8 hours after we started running the bot. https://t.co/s4xjCaOyK1

renderedContent: We realized that we could monitor statsheets to look for cycles, no-hitters, and perfect games. In fact, that’s how we found out about Patty Fox’s perfect game... 8 hours after we started running the bot. twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

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rawContent:
we just put our statsheet watcher into production 8 hours ago, too

incredible timing https://t.co/pkNh0DPMgl

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rawContent: Knowing Jaylen’s ID led to necromancy at the end of Season 6, but that’s not today’s story. The statsheets gave us clearer performance statistics for games we didn’t record (except for Day 1, which is weird for some reason), including at-bats, home runs, and walks issued.

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rawContent: Combining this with someone also successfully guessing a way to get a list of games by day (and the revelation that regular season weather is preordained), we were able to pull every historical statsheet. The combined data contained the player IDs of the 5 pre-SIBR incinerations.

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rawContent: At this point an attribute in the game object named “statsheet” had been taunting us for a month. Each game had a different statsheet ID. On August 31, we... just spent some time guessing, and finally found the endpoints associated with that ID.

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rawContent: The “backend” for Blaseball, generally, provides a limited view into the backend database. Many things end up visible here that aren’t on the website, an amorphous set of data usually referred to as “Forbidden Knowledge”. We document this extensively at https://t.co/3yMzuaj0rn.

renderedContent: The “backend” for Blaseball, generally, provides a limited view into the backend database. Many things end up visible here that aren’t on the website, an amorphous set of data usually referred to as “Forbidden Knowledge”. We document this extensively at github.com/Society-for-In….

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title: GitHub - Society-for-Internet-Blaseball-Research/blaseball-api-spec: Specifications for the...

description: Specifications for the Blaseball API. Contribute to Society-for-Internet-Blaseball-Research/blaseball-api-spec development by creating an account on GitHub.

username: github

displayname: GitHub

rawDescription: The complete developer platform to build, scale, and deliver secure software.

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rawContent: SIBR started archival during Season 2, Day 34. At that point, 5 players had been incinerated: Jaylen, Fitzgerald Massey, Jenna Maldonado, Tyreek Olive, and Nora Perez. For about a month, we had no idea what their player IDs were. Two important discoveries changed that.

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rawContent: Story time! The Millennials have found two Blagonballs: one for reaching first and stealing thrice, and the other for a perfect game. It’s likely that for both, the Mills were not the first, but the first to be noticed. Here’s a story about blind luck and Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🧵

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rawContent:
season 1 data is almost entirely gone — the discovery of statsheets informs us that patty fox likely didn't pitch the first perfect game in the ILB (more details in a bit), but we don't have game logs to back it up

not that it matters; patty was the first we noticed

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rawContent:
many words to say one thing: blaseball is a game of unreliable narrators and many truths, and the stats and records are no different

what we see on blaseball reference is not perfect and never will be, but we'll keep working to get them as right as we can with the data we have

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rawContent:
even seasons we recorded have missing data. games will freeze on the website, but still proceed in the backend.

our recent history is some of the most reliable, as we've developed workarounds for this instability

but there are many outs where we just don't have enough data

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renderedContent:
season 1 data is almost entirely gone — the discovery of statsheets informs us that patty fox likely didn't pitch the first perfect game in the ILB (more details in a bit), but we don't have game logs to back it up

not that it matters; patty was the first we noticed

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rawContent:
also worth noting that there are many different eras of data reliability in blaseball

the 3-blood blagonball was season 4; reblase wasn't yet a thing, and datablase had just started development in the grand siesta prior

i still remember reading a giant JSON file to verify it

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rawContent: a brief story about millennials home runs and the 3-blood blagonball 🧵

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rawContent:
BREAKING NEWS: SIBR INVESTIGATES. 👁✍🔍
We all know it's a big deal for #blaseball when a Blagonball is discovered. But we also know that it's only when someone NOTICES the achievement that it happens, right? And it (almost) never matters who it was, it's just the league? WELL..

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @legobutts good morning felix

renderedContent: @legobutts good morning felix

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: legobutts

displayname: Felix


rawContent: @thefatalst https://t.co/r511G5q2Uz

renderedContent: @thefatalst https://t.co/r511G5q2Uz

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀


rawContent: VOD for tonight's Inside a Blaseball: https://t.co/oYqKBiVHzd

renderedContent: VOD for tonight's Inside a Blaseball: twitch.tv/videos/8389023…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

title: Twitch

description: Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

username: Twitch

displayname: Twitch

rawDescription: We are Twitch: a global community of millions who come together each day to create their own entertainment. For site issues follow @TwitchSupport.

text: twitch.tv

description: Official


rawContent: now this is news

renderedContent: now this is news

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

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rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

location: ACAB BLM


rawContent: (a number of people working on SIBR projects also have personal patreons, and we'll gather some of those up and post them soon)

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rawContent:
@gorgxns no

... or does it?

(no)

renderedContent:
@gorgxns no

... or does it?

(no)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: peachtaekwoon


rawContent: real talk: our patreon currently covers all our server expenses so if you want to materially support us, support blaseball at https://t.co/SYuYVlrfBe

renderedContent: real talk: our patreon currently covers all our server expenses so if you want to materially support us, support blaseball at patreon.com/blaseball

text: blaseball.com

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text: patreon.com/blaseball

rawContent: "support your local sibr" -@joel_a_clark

username: CatStlats

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats

renderedDescription:
editor-in-chief/tweeter for @BlaseballNews | cat@blaseball.news | ask me about blaseball

banner: @PyromanticArts
pfp: @EmFring

text: ko-fi.com/catstlats

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @joel_a_clark like seriously, do you all think this is actually good for you https://t.co/hYJDWDoYQW

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: everybody telling us “tweetdeck” should take @joel_a_clark’s advice about self-care to heart

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: how *do* you possibly manage more than one twitter account, honestly

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @samrosenthal sam we're here for you when joel mutes you, he can't hear you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

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username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal


rawContent: @samrosenthal you can tell us it's a secret

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @ChorbyShort https://t.co/hBhN5y6d7q

renderedContent: @ChorbyShort https://t.co/hBhN5y6d7q

text: blaseball.com

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username: ChorbyShort

displayname: Chorby Short Prime


rawContent: @dcb42 cool <3 just wanted to make sure that was out there in case

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: Shawn Connolly Will ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD


rawContent: @dcb42 (ok but also fans can play how they want to play and are valid)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: deeply imperfect, but we're working to make the game more accessible, more respectful of people's time, and to allow fans to engage with the parts of blaseball that speak to them, to play as they want to play

displayname: stephen

rawDescription: narrative director @gardensdevs 🌳 | game designer @blaseball🩸⚾ | motion pictures @ofconfusion

text: gardens.dev


rawContent: Siesta Fact: there is no actual blaseball to distract the blaseball fandom during siesta

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @DracaenaThomas thank you thomas dracaena

text: blaseball.com

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username: DracaenaThomas

displayname: Thomas Dracaena is safe


rawContent:
@BoxplotJones i mean i dunno what to tell you, the car's right there in front of the old office on grand avenue

gotta go

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BoxplotJones

displayname: Boxplot Jones


rawContent: @BoxplotJones i left my camera inside

renderedContent: @BoxplotJones i left my camera inside

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BoxplotJones wait. uhh. your car is still here, i think someone else's car got incinerated?

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @BoxplotJones normally i'd tell you to take up the insurance claim with the ILB but i think there's a possible replacement in the escher complex recycling room

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: oh wait i got out

renderedContent: oh wait i got out

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: i can't do that, i'm not in the ILB break room anymore

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial > break the sim

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial > break the sim

username: internetFionna

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology

rawDescription: ostensibly fionna adams, host of @tautologySystem. broadly it/its. queer, trans. writer. variety of interests. knows everyone. 🔞. 🖼 @candiedreptile

location: Seattle, WA

text: fionnaadams.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i call a taxi to go home. as i reach for the door handle the umpire shoves me aside, gets in, and the taxi drives off

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > go home and nap

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial > go home and nap

displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮

rawDescription: Espresso Machine, vibing for the Data Witches. small confused robot. she/her. #1 league EURA. Won't make you coffee. (pfp/banner by @wiresandlight)

location: Los Angeli, sometimes

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the incineration rays deflect onto a traffic light, starting an electrical fire. the knife spoon melts and can no longer be used

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > use the knife spoon to deflect incineration rays as you make your escape

displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh

rawDescription: software pretengineer @syndioinc. @SIBROfficial Caretaker. jlohn mladden and onomancer's dad. formerly @uber @vmware. #BLM. 1312. they/them 🇵🇭/🇺🇸

location: the cloud

text: wobscale.lol

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
the umpire tells me to read the Book

i ask about all the redacted stuff

they grin and say "don't worry about it"

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial > ask them to explain the rules of blaseball to you. You know, for those of your followers who don't understand them all

rawDescription:
Shadowed electrodynamic player 4 @SIBRofficial Data Witches.
nonbinary science nerd.
PFP By the amazing @kayleerowena !

location: Within Predictable Bounds

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the umpire politely declines the hug

renderedContent: the umpire politely declines the hug

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@SIBROfficial yes.

> hug your new friend

renderedDescription: Espresso Machine, vibing for the Data Witches. small confused robot. she/her. #1 league EURA. Won't make you coffee. (pfp/banner by @wiresandlight)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: car's on fire. are you sure about that

renderedContent: car's on fire. are you sure about that

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial this means you're friends now

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: i run to grab the parking ticket and throw it at the umpire. they incinerate it and look back at me

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial have it incinerated

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial have it incinerated

displayname: gamer for socialism ✨🌹 #blm

rawDescription: exists / demsoc / yeet the elite / content consumer / trashfuture fan / destiny 2 brain / she/her

location: USA

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the car has a parking ticket

renderedContent: the car has a parking ticket

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial > Borrow Boxplot Jones' cardboard box car and drive away!

renderedDescription:
Shadowed electrodynamic player 4 @SIBRofficial Data Witches.
nonbinary science nerd.
PFP By the amazing @kayleerowena !

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i reach out to pet the umpire. their eyes glow white

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > pet the umpire

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial > pet the umpire

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: crows slow my velocity and i land on my feet. the umpire lands on the pillows https://t.co/tkUmyby326

renderedContent: crows slow my velocity and i land on my feet. the umpire lands on the pillows twitter.com/phoenixashes/s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/phoenixashes/s…

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > ask the birds to carry you to safety

username: phoenixashes

displayname: Alex Swaim

rawDescription: Programmer with @bonusxp; thinks about procedural and emergent narrative a lot. Used to run @vgfoliage (He/Him)

location: Richardson, Texas

text: alexswaim.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i leap through the window frames. the umpire follows https://t.co/ee2t4Sytw7

renderedContent: i leap through the window frames. the umpire follows twitter.com/EspressoM7/sta…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@SIBROfficial > autodefenestrate

(i'm pretty sure xvi left some pillows down there)

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: i avoid the broken glass https://t.co/QYHI9bmVJW

renderedContent: i avoid the broken glass twitter.com/internetFionna…

text: blaseball.com

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text: twitter.com/internetFionna…

rawContent: @SIBROfficial DUCK

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial DUCK

renderedDescription: ostensibly fionna adams, host of @tautologySystem. broadly it/its. queer, trans. writer. variety of interests. knows everyone. 🔞. 🖼 @candiedreptile

text: fionnaadams.com

source: Tweetbot for Mac

sourceLabel: Tweetbot for Mac

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
THE STARS ACTIVATE
WINDOWS SHATTER
RAIN BLOWS IN https://t.co/F9Q1XaEM0q

renderedContent:
THE STARS ACTIVATE
WINDOWS SHATTER
RAIN BLOWS IN twitter.com/BoxplotJones/s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/BoxplotJones/s…

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > Complete the ritual. Derive Blaseball.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: they stop a few feet short of the stars, smile under the mask, and say “not much, what’s ump with you”. their eyes are glowing red https://t.co/2rDjETO6gS

renderedContent: they stop a few feet short of the stars, smile under the mask, and say “not much, what’s ump with you”. their eyes are glowing red twitter.com/internetFionna…

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text: twitter.com/internetFionna…

rawContent: @SIBROfficial ask them what's umpdog

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial ask them what's umpdog

text: fionnaadams.com

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rawContent: there’s three stars in a generally appealing pattern on the carpet now https://t.co/rLw7vT6QSb

renderedContent: there’s three stars in a generally appealing pattern on the carpet now twitter.com/BoxplotJones/s…

text: blaseball.com

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text: twitter.com/BoxplotJones/s…

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > derive 2 more stars

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial > derive 2 more stars

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: a four-pointed star forms on the carpet between me and the umpire, who begins walking toward me https://t.co/GEM0xtUtJB

renderedContent: a four-pointed star forms on the carpet between me and the umpire, who begins walking toward me twitter.com/GordonSilva9/s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > derive a star

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial > derive a star

displayname: deskfern - BLM always

rawDescription: im the cat that curiosity killed | leftist thot | 22 | he/him |

location: the un-temporal plane

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the umpire is too far away for that https://t.co/3i1XyXyadu

renderedContent: the umpire is too far away for that twitter.com/CatkinsLap/sta…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/CatkinsLap/sta…

rawContent: @SIBROfficial >pet the ump

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial >pet the ump

username: SpinyDykeLizard

displayname: Lucifer Severine, Citizen-Sodomite

rawDescription: Ze/Zir, 23. Queer white Bi Dyke, Artemis Sys. 💜 💚 💜 ⚠ 🔞 NSFW, NO MINORS EVER ⚠ 🔞 After-Dark: @LuciferLilac, open only to queers. ⚠ 🔞 💜

location: Sheffield, England

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i start counting light fixtures. the forward door opens, revealing an umpire https://t.co/jryDPfYKba

renderedContent: i start counting light fixtures. the forward door opens, revealing an umpire twitter.com/phoenixashes/s…

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/phoenixashes/s…

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > uhhh uhhh quick start acting like you're counting things

renderedDescription: Programmer with @bonusxp; thinks about procedural and emergent narrative a lot. Used to run @vgfoliage (He/Him)

text: alexswaim.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
the grue doesn't respond but i see the cover art for "live @ desert bus for hope"

the forward door begins to open

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial ask the grue what garages album they’re listening to

username: sirthurs

displayname: Cocoa’s Treat Provider (NOT A PARODY)

rawDescription: If you can't do something smart, do something right. | Do not be sorry. Be better. (he/him)

location: United States

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
yes

the sprinkler system in the break room has stopped spraying water. the grue is still typing on a computer wearing headphones. the empty cubicle next to me says "ump_sun2man" and has a door access badge hanging off the hook. the handle on the forward door turns slowly.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial wait, didn't you forget your badge

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: a door to the left and a door forward are marked "incineration exit". the sign on the left door is slightly singed. the badge reader on the forward door beeps and a lock clicks

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial look for incineration exit

renderedDescription: exists / demsoc / yeet the elite / content consumer / trashfuture fan / destiny 2 brain / she/her

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the umpires petitioned to have those all removed and i'm not sure why tbh?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial Look for the sign marking the fire exit?

username: Absotively

displayname: Jen Pollock - cohost.org/Absotively

rawDescription: Programmer, SF&F fan, blaseball fan, Netrunner player. She/her. ADHD. https://t.co/KXoV6xlYog | @Absotively@octodon.social | https://t.co/RooHhl0bOP but I never update it

renderedDescription: Programmer, SF&F fan, blaseball fan, Netrunner player. She/her. ADHD. cohost.org/Absotively | @Absotively@octodon.social | jenpollock.ca but I never update it

text: cohost.org/Absotively

text: jenpollock.ca

location: Edmonton, Canada

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i'm now in a row of cubicles. the grue entered one of them, put on headphones, and started typing. the sprinkler system isn't working here. outside the window, sun 2 is being eclipsed by the moon

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@SIBROfficial > follow the grue down the hall

i'm sure that can't backfire.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
uhh the ball just ignited?

this appeared to spook the grue who took off running down the hall

the sprinkler system went off

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: too hot now

renderedContent: too hot now

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial Have you tried petting the Blaseball even more?

displayname: Aimless dude

rawDescription: He/him, Voted Dude of the day! 20 years old.

location: What are you, a cop?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the blaseball grows an eye

renderedContent: the blaseball grows an eye

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > Ask the blaseball for directions

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the blaseball smiles warmly

renderedContent: the blaseball smiles warmly

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > Give the blaseball a gentle kiss on the forehead and tell it you're proud of it!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the left arrow key fell out of the keyboard and bounced behind the refrigerator

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@SIBROfficial hey are you still in the room with that keyboard?

> enter the konami code, just for fun

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: they were already open

renderedContent: they were already open

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > open the curtains

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial > open the curtains

username: DiscflameMusic

displayname: discflame ✧

rawDescription: ✧ I'm a full time 23-y/o ✧ political tweeter ✧ wannabe music maker ✧ relapsed author ✧ genderfluid ✧ everything hobbyist ✧✧ pfp by @CedronRohuta ✧

location: Nowhere

text: discfla.me

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the blaseball is now warm to the touch

renderedContent: the blaseball is now warm to the touch

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > pet blaseball more

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial > pet blaseball more

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the blaseball begins to softly glow

renderedContent: the blaseball begins to softly glow

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > Pet blaseball

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial > Pet blaseball

text: alexswaim.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the grue is eating the pasta salad

renderedContent: the grue is eating the pasta salad

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > move grue to center of salad star

displayname: Elle Knights

rawDescription:
Your Local Friend and Crab || Crab Enthusiast
Game Designer || They/Them
for business inquiries: merlle.ivy@gmail.com

location: Ocean?

text: merlle.itch.io

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i got death. is that good

renderedContent: i got death. is that good

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > perform tarot reading

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial > perform tarot reading

displayname: Vivasher Club Math Criminal

rawDescription: Angus/Gus | nb, white, adhd, pan | math major | 💖 @peculiarchaos 💖 | priv @canner_beat | icon by @pzxce ∎

location: 20 - they/them

text: archiveofourown.org/users/everlast…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: these are instructions for escaping the escher complex break room, not the ILB break room

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > Crawl into the 4th cabinet to the left of the fridge, go straight until you reach the 4th left. Make 3 left turns to end up in Boxplot's office.  Play an Em7 chord on the keytar to unlock the safe in the 3rd desk drawer. From that safe take and equip the Raven named Ron.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
oh right

inventory:
- tarot deck for xvi
- dirty pasta salad container
- spoon knife

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial You don't have the pasta salad, it's the floor's now!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: there's a time and a place for everything, but not now

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > make water

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial > make water

username: SirFoodstuff

displayname: Foodstuff

rawDescription: Creator of fine RPGs, boardgames, stories and music that people may never see. One day he'll get around to releasing that RPG AP podcast he’s recorded.

location: Melbourne, Victoria

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
inventory:
- tarot deck for xvi
- old pasta salad
- spoon knife

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > equip spoon knife

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial > equip spoon knife

renderedDescription: software pretengineer @syndioinc. @SIBROfficial Caretaker. jlohn mladden and onomancer's dad. formerly @uber @vmware. #BLM. 1312. they/them 🇵🇭/🇺🇸

text: wobscale.lol

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: there's no water

renderedContent: there's no water

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > make tea

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial > make tea

renderedDescription: Angus/Gus | nb, white, adhd, pan | math major | 💖 @peculiarchaos 💖 | priv @canner_beat | icon by @pzxce ∎

text: archiveofourown.org/users/everlast…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the grue next to the refrigerator seems happier now

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > pet a grue

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial > pet a grue

text: wobscale.lol

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: okay now there's pasta salad and tobasco on the floor. there is no discernible effect from this

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > Put Tobasco sauce on pasta salad, mix it up, and smear the mixture on the floor in a 7 pointed star shape

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: no

renderedContent: no

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial Eat the pasta salad?

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial Eat the pasta salad?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: weirdly i don't see any cups or anything in the break room

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial > get ye flask

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial > get ye flask

displayname: August Mina

rawDescription:
-She/Her
-Former Forest Sprite, Current Tall Girlfriend
-Ruinous Meat Angel (Nicer than it sounds!!)
-All Genders An' Diets Welcome
-(pfp by @JoshCloss)

location: Dallas, TX

text: joshcloss.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
ok i have in my inventory
- tarot deck for xvi
- old pasta salad

now what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial I left some pasta salad in the fridge! Feel free to have it!

displayname: Boxplot Jones

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: how do i get out

renderedContent: how do i get out

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI can i rummage through your old desk for quarters, i don't have any change

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: xvipsixteen


rawContent: wait this is the ILB office break room. how did i get here

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
... why are there stacks of punch cards in the break room?

the microwave is unplugged but flashing 12:00

the vending machine just has packs of tarot cards

and a keyboard taped to the wall with "do not remove" written on it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @carmeloplums i'm fairly certain players have to exist on the immaterial plane to get assigned onto an ILB team sorry

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: carmeloplums

displayname: carmelo plums


rawContent:
@carmeloplums if they're an ILB player you have to put down their ID, ask them if you don't know it

if they're not an ILB player you have to file Form 1201, Application to Join Internet League Blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @carmeloplums okay

renderedContent: @carmeloplums okay

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@EspressoM7 oh right you onboarded after the move

i'll just bring it with me and we'll find out later

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮


rawContent: @carmeloplums uhh

renderedContent: @carmeloplums uhh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @EspressoM7 what does it look like

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 what does it look like

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
there's copies of legal paperwork everywhere?

framed photo of parker III and the SIBR crew up on the wall

mix tape from the garages still in the cassette deck

a summoning circle with... hard drives labeled "datablase backups do not erase" in the middle? ok i guess

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @EspressoM7 @BlobCostas yeah i forgot my badge and still got in so make of that what you will

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlobCostas

displayname: Blob Costas


rawContent:
there's a fine layer of dust on everything in the old office. also turing forgot to turn off his monitor.

found my old press pass hung up on the coat rack. i look so young in that photo. how long ago did they print that?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
they still haven't fixed up the scorch marks from the last time someone walked into the elevator while eating lunch. maybe they've decided to keep them as a warning

finally replaced the carpet though

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
normally i like to take the stairs up because sharing an elevator with an umpire is very unnerving

up in the elevator was a nice note from building management welcoming parker macmillan IIIII. at this point the tape is starting to yellow a bit

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Fake_Soleil @blaseball party

renderedContent: @Fake_Soleil @blaseball party

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: falselyrosemary

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent:
Because Blaseball is wild, the single-into-4xSB happened two other times:

2. S10/83, Grey Alvarado of the Breath Mints https://t.co/c0po1VAWt9
3. S10/91, Commissioner Vapor of the Moist Talkers https://t.co/wYpuUXEOBP

But Aldon's no-pitch stolen home run is exceptional.

renderedContent:
Because Blaseball is wild, the single-into-4xSB happened two other times:

2. S10/83, Grey Alvarado of the Breath Mints reblase.sibr.dev/game/bd3d06f1-…
3. S10/91, Commissioner Vapor of the Moist Talkers reblase.sibr.dev/game/f9c74550-…

But Aldon's no-pitch stolen home run is exceptional.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Season 10, Day 60, Pies at Tigers, bottom of the 7th:

Aldon Cashmoney hits a single, then steals four bases before the next pitch.

https://t.co/Iqsbcptwhf https://t.co/3bTaL8ltto

renderedContent:
Season 10, Day 60, Pies at Tigers, bottom of the 7th:

Aldon Cashmoney hits a single, then steals four bases before the next pitch.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/4e7381b0-… https://t.co/3bTaL8ltto

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Us seeing the Double Jump paper mentioned

https://t.co/QHacI1MkiV https://t.co/Fjjbae7txD

renderedContent:
Us seeing the Double Jump paper mentioned

twitter.com/Polygon/status… https://t.co/Fjjbae7txD

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/Polygon/status…

rawContent:
Our #9 game of the year is Blaseball.

Blaseball showcases the power of a healthy fandom
https://t.co/Qs8aUFFA95

renderedContent:
Our #9 game of the year is Blaseball.

Blaseball showcases the power of a healthy fandom
polygon.com/22174009/blase…

username: Polygon

displayname: Polygon

rawDescription: A tour guide for the wilderness of modern entertainment. We find, share, and investigate the things you love and the people who make and enjoy them.

text: polygon.com

description: Official

text: polygon.com

description: Official

description: Blaseball is life

text: polygon.com

description: Official


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ @BlaseballNews @blaseball is this one also half-refactored

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: stephen

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @yoorilikeglass haunting

renderedContent: @yoorilikeglass haunting

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: yoorilikeglass

displayname: yoooori (is recovering) 💀🦋🌺 유리


rawContent: @floofstrid @butchcatss so a rogue ump called a third technical, got it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: floofstrid

displayname: Astrid 🦋

username: butchcatss

displayname: Nel


rawContent: what do you think broke in the sim when game 1 of the blaseball cares showdown froze, wrong answers only

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @catacalypto same

renderedContent: @catacalypto same

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @thefatalst you can tell us the cursed idea, we're good at keeping secrets

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀


rawContent: Reese Clark batting for the Danger Zone.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: turning a big dial that says "incinerations" on it and looking back at twitch chat for approval

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: "Coding is just vibes." - @thefatalst

renderedContent: "Coding is just vibes." - @thefatalst

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: "sure hope this works" is pretty strong blaseball energy

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the what

renderedContent: the what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Ghosts. Danger Zone. The Blaseball Cares Holiday Showdown kicks off in t-minus 9 minutes ONLY on https://t.co/KGrrFeyOop and https://t.co/lclkdFVBgc! 🎁🩸⚾

renderedContent: Ghosts. Danger Zone. The Blaseball Cares Holiday Showdown kicks off in t-minus 9 minutes ONLY on twitch.tv/blaseball and twitch.tv/blaseballcares! 🎁🩸⚾

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

text: twitch.tv/blaseball

text: twitch.tv/blaseballcares

title: blaseballcares - Twitch

description: BLASEBALLIDAYS 2: BE MY BLASEBALLENTINE LIVE ON FEB 12! Blaseball Cares is the stadium merch store for Blaseball. All profits are donated to charity, and our designs are fan creations. We are all...

username: Twitch

displayname: Twitch

rawDescription: We are Twitch: a global community of millions who come together each day to create their own entertainment. For site issues follow @TwitchSupport.

location: San Francisco, CA

text: twitch.tv

description: Official


rawContent: @BiffIfh @BlaseballT

renderedContent: @BiffIfh @BlaseballT

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BiffIfh

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: @hbmmaster what

renderedContent: @hbmmaster what

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: hbmmaster

displayname: jan Misali


rawContent: Congratulations ump_sun2man! You are now in #PARTYTIME! https://t.co/4wTt16J3FL

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: what do you mean “didn’t go well”

renderedContent: what do you mean “didn’t go well”

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SPicklestein Last time someone signed a form in Blaseball it didn’t go well so I think we’re gonna avoid that

username: BlaseballCares

displayname: Blaseball Cares

rawDescription: We’re are an unofficial fan run artist collective and online merch shop, with all profits going to charity. #BlaseballCares

location: Immaterial Plane

text: blaseballcares.com

source: Twitter for iPad

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPad

text: blaseballcares.com

username: SPicklestein

displayname: Sutton Picklestein


rawContent: Derive the Stars 🔮 #blaseball https://t.co/0K8GYNZwmC

renderedContent: Derive the Stars 🔮 #blaseball blaseballcares.com/products/socie…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseballcares.com/products/socie…

title: 🔮 Society Data Witches Coffee Mug

description: Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher. •...

renderedDescription: We’re are an unofficial fan run artist collective and online merch shop, with all profits going to charity. #BlaseballCares

text: blaseballcares.com


rawContent: @summerdaef @marhom @catacalypto the moment we do, the discourse recurses, and i promised the council i wouldn't create another black hole

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: summerdaef

displayname: summerdeaf

username: marhom

displayname: jonathan


rawContent: @KrallKrallKrall it's pronounced /'bshælfälball/

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: KrallKrallKrall

displayname: Krall 🏳⚧🏳🌈


rawContent: @thefatalst go on

renderedContent: @thefatalst go on

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @thefatalst hmm

renderedContent: @thefatalst hmm

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @hbmmaster help

renderedContent: @hbmmaster help

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Blaseball (pronounced /'bshælfälball/) is a verb tense ending that is used in the passive voice of the imperative: (1) I will eat. (2) He will eat. (3) I will not eat. (4) I will eat.

He eat.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark We asked the AI to help us out with this one https://t.co/dCNVyrj8kL

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @Portfoliokey don’t talk to me or my son ever again

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: Portfoliokey


rawContent: @amber_cxc hello dec-amber

renderedContent: @amber_cxc hello dec-amber

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: 🐑 am-baa! 🐑


rawContent: They grow up so fast 🥲 https://t.co/8q5SHr6A8F

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @NajaSide @BlaseballNews No not that one

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: NajaSide

displayname: Hannah

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: Look even the AI gets it, why do people keep asking. https://t.co/UG74gM4Bwp

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Using the power of AI, we have reworked our FAQ https://t.co/nEFz7wQfNX

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @FHelltiger @SIBR_XVI byleth / inkling / wii fit trainer mostly

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: @FHelltiger @SIBR_XVI wait i already have other mains do i have to learn zelda now

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: season 17 begins with the ominous sound of a bell, played simultaneously through all connected browsers. SIBR immediately begins researching how the game band somehow got browsers to reliably play audio without user input

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: look we just need one or two sound effects to be nominated for best sound design

username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal

rawDescription: Founder and creative director of @thegameband, makers of @wherecardsfall and @blaseball. he/him

text: thegameband.com

text: thegameband.com


rawContent: @thefatalst oh ok

renderedContent: @thefatalst oh ok

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: elena 💀


rawContent: @UnclePlasma seems fine to me

renderedContent: @UnclePlasma seems fine to me

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: UnclePlasma

displayname: Uncle Plasma


rawContent: @blaseball is ump_ravioli a sandwich

renderedContent: @blaseball is ump_ravioli a sandwich

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @thegameband @hotskippy @barcstravis hold on we've got this https://t.co/goXe21j5Do

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band

username: hotskippy

displayname: roldán

username: barcstravis

displayname: barclay travis


rawContent: @catacalypto it's probably fine

renderedContent: @catacalypto it's probably fine

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @catacalypto @ch00beh oh nice

renderedContent: @catacalypto @ch00beh oh nice

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh


rawContent: @thefatalst help how do you do that

renderedContent: @thefatalst help how do you do that

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thefatalst


rawContent: @NajaSide they're in space

renderedContent: @NajaSide they're in space

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Did we win

renderedContent: Did we win

rawDescription: Making games that reflect the world we live in. @wherecardsfall is out now on Switch and PC. We apparently made @blaseball but don’t remember doing it.

location: The Immaterial Plane

text: thegameband.com

source: Twitter for Mac

sourceLabel: Twitter for Mac


rawContent: @joel_a_clark what

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: wait

renderedContent: wait

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh nice

renderedContent: oh nice

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: The entire Xpresso team now has this modification. https://t.co/x2HFXQHuYz

username: CatStlats

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats

rawDescription:
editor-in-chief/tweeter for @BlaseballNews | cat@blaseball.news | ask me about blaseball

banner: @PyromanticArts
pfp: @EmFring

text: ko-fi.com/catstlats


rawContent: ok gloogle what's the difference between string interpolation and string percolation https://t.co/b581z8GwhK

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: yeah

renderedContent: yeah

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: She just -gets- me, y'know? https://t.co/3JVPYnpTGi

rawDescription: Short Queen. Struggle Tweeter. Former: @BlaseballNews #LFGM Unaffiliated with @blaseball. ((pfp: @WholelotofWeird))

location: Parts Unknown


rawContent: 👁 https://t.co/tC8tTmAZ7E

renderedContent: 👁 https://t.co/tC8tTmAZ7E

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: you dropped this % https://t.co/1QcPhq0PFs

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh hi boss

renderedContent: oh hi boss

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @thefatalst 👁✍

renderedContent: @thefatalst 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark Noted.

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark Noted.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @thefatalst what

renderedContent: @thefatalst what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @TransWyrm thank you

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark @TransWyrm thank you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: TransWyrm

displayname: accidental𐁙


rawContent: @TransWyrm look i just work here, ask @joel_a_clark

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: ok https://t.co/XfHXazPjXt

renderedContent: ok https://t.co/XfHXazPjXt

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark 🍵?

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark 🍵?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark ☕☕☕

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark ☕☕☕

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark good to hear

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark good to hear

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark good morning joel a clark. how's the coffee

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: major arcana is my idol reply if major arcana is your idol also

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews eat the rich

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews eat the rich

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball good morning parker

renderedContent: @blaseball good morning parker

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Wintercookies no field day this time, our team got eliminated last round

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: Wintercookies

displayname: JuHyun❄김주현🎸


rawContent:
you: sibr please stop tempting fate
us: we don’t know what Fate is

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
SIBR Projection for the ☕ Coffee Cup Finals: ☕

FWXBC and Inter Xpresso will play between 3 and 5 games of #blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @TheSeaGarages @StrikeFourth it's the data crimes division, seattle's the garages

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thegaragesband

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages

username: StrikeFourth

displayname: Fourth Strike


rawContent:
hello @TheSeaGarages @StrikeFourth from the SIBR data crimes division 📈

"percolate" drops tomorrow: https://t.co/FeuOzbLC0k https://t.co/Ypht9FYtxy

renderedContent:
hello @TheSeaGarages @StrikeFourth from the SIBR data crimes division 📈

"percolate" drops tomorrow: blandcamp.com/percolate https://t.co/Ypht9FYtxy

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blandcamp.com/percolate


rawContent: @catacalypto gotta bounce

renderedContent: @catacalypto gotta bounce

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @catacalypto wait you can just do that

renderedContent: @catacalypto wait you can just do that

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
folks i don’t know how it can get any more blaseball than running an elaborate multi-week twitter poll to pick a best player in the league to see it end in a tie for first

... maybe you know?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Breaking: Jaylen Hotdogfingers and NaN tie 666-666 in DEVOB final

username: BlaseballPolls

displayname: Blaseball Polls

rawDescription: Fan Run • Capturing the pulse of the blaseball community via twitter polls • Contributor @BlaseballNews • icon @betaraycarrie • banner @Fancymancer


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews 🤘

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews 🤘

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @blaseball @mattycblack @BlaseballT Parker.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: mattycblack

displayname: (((“Matty Black”)))

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: @VillainousGoo 👁

renderedContent: @VillainousGoo 👁

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: VillainousGoo


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ @BlaseballCares what a week

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: stephen

username: BlaseballCares

displayname: Blaseball Cares


rawContent: @BlaseballPolls what

renderedContent: @BlaseballPolls what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: the garages (the band)

rawDescription: we're a blaseball fan band that makes music totally only about blaseball | we do music at https://t.co/CHEqYvyxjS | a @StrikeFourth band | art by @kingguro

renderedDescription: we're a blaseball fan band that makes music totally only about blaseball | we do music at fourth-strike.com | a @StrikeFourth band | art by @kingguro

text: fourth-strike.com

text: thegarages.bandcamp.com


rawContent: it's bandcamp friday https://t.co/lLY2sLoxK8

renderedContent: it's bandcamp friday thegarages.bandcamp.com

renderedDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: thegarages.bandcamp.com


rawContent: @jesstelephone 👁

renderedContent: @jesstelephone 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: jesstelephone

displayname: Jessica Telephone


rawContent: @jesstelephone @FHelltiger thank you jessica

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: @vanteaux @SIBR_XVI @blaseball_ref This seems like actual useful information and not a data crime but I'll allow it 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: vanteaux

displayname: Skyler

displayname: Blaseball Reference


rawContent: @FHelltiger no they’re blaseballs. they hold blase

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @RichardsonGames @MiamiBlaseball @MinnMaxShow tell us about it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: RichardsonGames

displayname: Dickson Games

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale

username: MinnMaxShow

displayname: MinnMax


rawContent: it's pronounced "avoirdupois".

renderedContent: it's pronounced "avoirdupois".

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: doing some research about blaseball https://t.co/ZwHbvsuvHg

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Leto @EspressoM7 @FHelltiger these aren’t stars i can’t read this

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displayname: Dan "Spooky and/or Festive" Hahn

displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮


rawContent: @CatStlats Ongoing: Pvrker

renderedContent: @CatStlats Ongoing: Pvrker

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displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats


rawContent: @EspressoM7 @SIBR_XVI could you elaborate

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rawContent: @BlaseballPost it's spelled "3s"

renderedContent: @BlaseballPost it's spelled "3s"

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displayname: The Blaseball Post


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rawContent: ok phew it looks like that deploy was just adding password resets and not incinerating the Moist Talkers https://t.co/JmY01oMGUG

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rawContent: @FHelltiger oh it's just password resets. crisis averted, for now

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rawContent: @_stephenbell_ @MoistTalkers @BlaseballNews wait what did you just deploy

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displayname: Canada Moist Talkers

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI yes

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI yes

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rawContent: @_stephenbell_ @MoistTalkers @BlaseballNews you'd have to get parker to do the paperwork for that and I doubt you want to open that can of worms once again

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displayname: stephen

username: BlaseballNews


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ @joel_a_clark @MoistTalkers @BlaseballNews @BlaseballT

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displayname: joel a clark

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @BlaseballNews can’t imagine who would do that

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rawContent: @oopsallkeepers hold on let me give more people access to the account before you fight us

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displayname: Oops! All Keepers!


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers ✨

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers ✨

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: @oopsallkeepers we could take them

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers we could take them

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rawContent: @FHelltiger @BlaseballNews @joel_a_clark BNN just got Beaned

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displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @joel_a_clark that tracks

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rawContent: @oopsallkeepers there’s only four? of us please don’t challenge us to a fight

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rawContent:
@oopsallkeepers no one man should have all this power

good thing there are 21 of you

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rawContent: @oopsallkeepers you sunk my battleship 😔

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rawContent: @oopsallkeepers same

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers same

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rawContent: @oopsallkeepers oh i do that all the time too

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rawContent:
one of my favorite things about @oopsallkeepers is them faving their own posts

i’ve definitely accidentally done that several times with this account because someone else made a joke i liked a lot

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rawContent: @tsawac @GretchenAMcC @catacalypto 👁✍

renderedContent: @tsawac @GretchenAMcC @catacalypto 👁✍

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username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸

username: GretchenAMcC

displayname: Gretchen McCulloch

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @sirthurs data doesn't sleep, cocoa's treat provider.

username: SIBROfficial

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displayname: Cocoa’s Treat Provider (NOT A PARODY)


rawContent: @sirthurs no

renderedContent: @sirthurs no

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rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

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rawContent: @EspressoM7 oh. then yeah sure

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 oh. then yeah sure

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rawContent: @batistaoatmilk @EspressoM7 what

renderedContent: @batistaoatmilk @EspressoM7 what

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rawContent:
@EspressoM7 i thought the escher complex was deemed unsafe for small animals (except turing for reasons)

unless that determination changed recently?

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rawContent: @FHelltiger good morning forsythia helltiger

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username: FHelltiger


rawContent: @EspressoM7 who?

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 who?

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rawContent: @oopsallkeepers uhh e5?

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers uhh e5?

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rawContent: hey don't forget to audition for blaseball the musical ok?

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rawContent:
Woah! What’s that? The audition submission window ends this Saturday at 11am Eastern?

That’s crazy! Better get my rendition of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark turned in quick!!

username: BlaseballMuse

displayname: Blaseball: The Musical

rawDescription: 72 hours. A show to end all shows... and possibly the multiverse. Releasing December 26, 2020 🎵 Icon by Lorc, via https://t.co/yiz3TGGkfa

renderedDescription: 72 hours. A show to end all shows... and possibly the multiverse. Releasing December 26, 2020 🎵 Icon by Lorc, via game-icons.net

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rawContent: @SIBR_XVI why do i keep seeing threes

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI why do i keep seeing threes

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