rawContent: if there's a tie at the end of the week does the week go into extra innings

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@SIBROfficial Inning 1
Inning 2
Inning 3
Inning 4
Inning 5
Inning 6
Inning 7
Inning 8
Inning 9

text: pronoun.is/they

text: spiders.bandcamp.com

text: neonpixii.tumblr.com

text: quine.xyz


rawContent:
while we wait for day 35 to exist:

what are the days in a 9-day blaseball week? wrong answers only

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

renderedDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck


rawContent: @joel_a_clark i didn't break it

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark i didn't break it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: oh

renderedContent: oh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial Day 34 2

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial Day 34 2

displayname: 🐑 am-baa! 🐑

rawDescription: 25 she/her • very good at mario kart 8 • queer, trans, goth-ish • furry 🐑/🐐 • leftist • twitch streamer • dungeon mistress • mk8dx speedrunning discord admin

location: Fargo, ND  |  Moorhead, MN

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uh what day is it

renderedContent: uh what day is it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Thomas Dracaena is capable of committing so many data crimes this season and probably won't

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @BlaseballPro @BiffIfh Wait. Drac may be the only one who could break a 9th inning 9-9 tie without losing

displayname: Audrey Duarte

rawDescription:
Friendly neighborhood librarian.
Find my poetry at https://t.co/MLld0JfYUS

all pronouns

renderedDescription:
Friendly neighborhood librarian.
Find my poetry at patreon.com/audreyduarte

all pronouns

text: patreon.com/audreyduarte

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

username: BiffIfh

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet


rawContent: Games that went to extra innings with a score of 9-9 this season:

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@FlangraphsBlase @Misguidedsnowm1 we've seen 3:

Tacos at Flowers, Day 6: https://t.co/UPtjtM3OVa

Garages at Shoe Thieves, Day 13: https://t.co/pbfLTdsasY

Moist Talkers at Steaks, Day 33: https://t.co/nxxkCXkbcf

renderedContent:
@FlangraphsBlase @Misguidedsnowm1 we've seen 3:

Tacos at Flowers, Day 6: reblase.sibr.dev/game/29b2e690-…

Garages at Shoe Thieves, Day 13: reblase.sibr.dev/game/f9657a10-…

Moist Talkers at Steaks, Day 33: reblase.sibr.dev/game/272f6f1d-…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: YacoScoop


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @GGrofit i don’t think that alone is worthy of one

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: GGrofit

displayname: Frohd Bek


rawContent: @FlangraphsBlase @Misguidedsnowm1 relayed to the Help Desk. your query will be answered in the order it was received. your position in the queue is: 1

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BFFBlaseball


rawContent: how do i petition the blaseball simulator to let me see what happens when a home team begins shame and then has 10 runs collected

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @blaseball parker it's FINE

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: it's fine. everything is fine.

renderedContent: it's fine. everything is fine.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Let's check in on blaseball. On Day 33--when all teams have played 33 games--we have a 16-game difference between the Tokyo Lift (24 games recorded) and the Unlimited Tacos (40 games recorded). Great work everyone https://t.co/1uNFLCVrjt

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

rawDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

location: LA

text: catacalypto.substack.com


rawContent: @trail_juniper @blaseball we haven’t found out yet

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Waltzin Murr~ 🔞


rawContent: This is also a possible theory. We need to understand Defense a lot more than we do today to see if it's the cause.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial Alternate theory, all the defensive drains from last season are setting into overall team structures

username: RatRefrigerator

displayname: rat ocean: until the end of time

rawDescription:
dude, music/leftism/wrestling/anxiety/disability/shitposts .
ACAB, BLM, BTLM .
cohost/twitch: @ratclowncar .
or just get everything from linktree .

location: Highway 61

text: linktr.ee/ratclowncar

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Out of 310 games, we've had 78 Sun 2 or Black Hole events in Season 11. That's 25%.

If the same rules applied to Seasons 1 through 10, we'd see about half of that.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
A diviner ran the numbers on Seasons 1 through 10. Out of 9932 total games, 1310 had scores of 10 or higher.

1077 of those, if played under Sun 2 or Black Hole, would have resulted in the other team winning.

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
It is possible, although unprecedented, that the Weather in Season 11 is causing more runs.

We really have no way to know for sure.

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: eeeverrrythiiingg iissss fiinneee

renderedContent: eeeverrrythiiingg iissss fiinneee

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: everything is fine :)

renderedContent: everything is fine :)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: .@SIBROfficial is having the time of its life this blaseball season, but I can't tell if it's the best time or worst time

username: TheSchwall

displayname: lydia deetz is from chicago

rawDescription: who's got two thumbs, writes stuff sometimes, and is horny for socialism?


rawContent:
Data through Game 30:

The Sunbeams have scored 275 runs, on pace for 907 in the regular season.

The Tacos have scored 261 runs, on pace for 861.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
The Tacos have scored 101 runs in 10 games (41 on the scoresheets, 40 collected by Sun 2, and 20 swallowed into the Black Hole).

The Season 3 Tigers scored 609 runs in 99 games, the current ILB record.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@AlexClarimond @blaseball uh

everything is fine

🙃

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: AlexClarimond

displayname: alistair clarimond


rawContent: @mousouchuuu @Paranundrox nothing weird about the grand unslam 🙃

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: mousouchuuu

displayname: aster.

username: Paranundrox

displayname: Paranundrox


rawContent:
How it started vs How it's going

(original crime by @Paranundrox, new crime by @jstsgs) https://t.co/dw8ClKEYF2

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: jstsgs

displayname: Dusty Conditions


rawContent: yes love is the name of the emotion

renderedContent: yes love is the name of the emotion

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Why do I love @blaseball? Here's a simple example: every team shown here has played the exact same number of games. 27, obviously. https://t.co/PabAIgu6rd

username: danteshepherd

displayname: Luke Landherr

rawDescription: Northeastern ChemE teaching prof / assoc. chair of undergrad studies, doing research on / making comics in education. Used to make Surviving The World. They/he.

location: Boston

text: sciencetheworld.com


rawContent: hm

renderedContent: hm

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: blaseball infinite

renderedContent: blaseball infinite

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball The Sunbeams scored 12 runs, swallowing a Win from the Lift.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @CDMXWWLegal we spent countless hours surveying users for our annual Eat the Rich Cutoff Determination, expecting to be paid by ETR itself. we deserve compensation

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CDMXWWLegal

displayname: Wild Wings Legal Team


rawContent: @FHelltiger 3-9 are all like this and were all registered in early july

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: @FHelltiger https://t.co/HW8sqUAzNs

renderedContent: @FHelltiger https://t.co/HW8sqUAzNs

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @1_811005161 no, but they did say that we were in the final _act_ of the discipline era at the beginning of season 9

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Loddite


rawContent: @MusicIsAwful they've said in an interview that they refused to put their hand on the scale, and it worked out anyway

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
blaseball devs, season 3 internet series: oh no we are not ready for the pies to ascend

blaseball devs, season 4: ok now we are ready

blaseball devs, season 8, probably: oh come on

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams wow i'm also pretty sure parker owes us twenty bucks

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: also the implication that the devs were sitting on this for 6 seasons while screaming at the simulator

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: the implication that this was supposed to be ready for the tigers to ascend is what’s really getting me. nobody expected it was time for crab

username: corpserevivers

displayname: marn @ WIFE CITY

rawDescription: 💀 she/her | 27 💀 author/artist/ARGonaut. event mgmt @MoonshotPods 🚀 contact: marn@prairiesongserial.com

location: maryland

text: marns.carrd.co

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent: @BlasesLoadedApp @joel_a_clark @BlaseballNews draw bigger circles

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlasesLoadedApp

displayname: Blases Loaded

displayname: joel a clark

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams can we share conspiracy whiteboards

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: [THIS TWEET WAS POSTED WITHOUT EXPLICIT PERMISSION OF THE BIG LEAGUES AND WILL BE DELETED SOON VIA COPYRIGHT CLAIM]

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Analysis: The Big Leagues' refusal to air their games is a shameless attempt to convince viewers to buy a more expensive cable TV package

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: #CEOCLARIFICATION: The Crabs are playing. The Big Leagues are not for your viewing pleasure. Our Optics extend as far as the Gateway🩸⚾

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @_stephen_____ 👁

renderedContent: @_stephen_____ 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: Analysis: DNS is bad

renderedContent: Analysis: DNS is bad

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball @Blaseball_radio @_stephen_____ @BlaseballNews that's nice, parker https://t.co/EKRVfqgbcV

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)


rawContent: @joel_a_clark https://t.co/BnrB1ZVIzg

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark https://t.co/BnrB1ZVIzg

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: it's possible the 1-Blood Blagonball is for the first ascension, but they just put it in a weird spot while we were too distracted about ascension / the Boss / whatever is happening this season

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
The Found Blagonballs:

1): Groundkeepers moved a cloud on https://t.co/BrwAbojSgC.
2): Inky Rutledge threw a No Hitter.
3): Sandie Turner stole 2nd-Home.
4): Simon Haley hit 1st Pentaslam.
5): Fans found it in the Bloodhouse.
9): Patty Fox threw a Perfect Game.

renderedContent:
The Found Blagonballs:

1): Groundkeepers moved a cloud on Blaseball2.com.
2): Inky Rutledge threw a No Hitter.
3): Sandie Turner stole 2nd-Home.
4): Simon Haley hit 1st Pentaslam.
5): Fans found it in the Bloodhouse.
9): Patty Fox threw a Perfect Game.

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

renderedDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS

rawContent: Wow! The Groundskeepers found the 1-Blood Blagonball! The League has filed a gag order barring the keepers from divulging the location, effective immediately.🩸⚾ https://t.co/5lJmH5DpUv

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: this community is incredible

renderedContent: this community is incredible

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @Blaseball_radio @BlaseballNews one of the other crabtains typed in the url as a joke and found it

renderedDescription: 💀 she/her | 27 💀 author/artist/ARGonaut. event mgmt @MoonshotPods 🚀 contact: marn@prairiesongserial.com

text: marns.carrd.co


rawContent: @mattroiberger yes for some versions of "hiring" https://t.co/qMnh7zj5Rn

renderedContent: @mattroiberger yes for some versions of "hiring" discord.gg/F8YSJE6

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: mattroiberger

displayname: Yankee Candle Foxtrot


rawContent: i am not nearly awake enough for this

renderedContent: i am not nearly awake enough for this

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh it's tuesday

renderedContent: oh it's tuesday

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

renderedContent: Wow! The Groundskeepers found the 1-Blood Blagonball! The League has filed a gag order barring the keepers from divulging the location, effective immediately.🩸⚾ https://t.co/5lJmH5DpUv

username: blaseball

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball what?

renderedContent: @blaseball what?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh no our secret

renderedContent: oh no our secret

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: You may *think* @SIBROfficial is a bunch of math nerds doing crazy automated magic with numbers and software but *actually* it's at least 50% people posting weird graphs with hand-entered data while someone else eggs them on saying, "make it spinny" 📊

rawDescription: Blases Loaded was once an unofficial Blaseball app. On normal Twitter I’m @RangerRick. I write music (sometimes as a Garage) as @RaccoonFink.

location: The Hall

text: bit.ly/blases-loaded

source: Twitterrific for Mac

sourceLabel: Twitterrific for Mac


rawContent: @SSBMK1P :)

renderedContent: @SSBMK1P :)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: mystwerks

displayname: mystwerk


rawContent: @_stephen_____ ⚾✍

renderedContent: @_stephen_____ ⚾✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
0 + 22 = 22

My rock 😭 https://t.co/JmYRA3Qphq

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Just two perfectly normal Day 22 sub-league leader records. https://t.co/4LrfUeUp8P

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
*snaps awake at 4AM*

wins per WIN

:)

renderedContent:
*snaps awake at 4AM*

wins per WIN

:)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @DWOBoyle bold prediction. i like it

renderedContent: @DWOBoyle bold prediction. i like it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: DWOBoyle

displayname: D. W. O'Boyle


rawContent: @DemoPat the Season 9 Hawai'i Fridays reached Party Time on Day 73

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: DemoPat

displayname: Patrick, formerly spooky 🐀 #LockHimUp


rawContent: @sphecoid we don't know yet. it is currently our most important Unsolved Mystery

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: sphecoid

displayname: women, life, freedom | زن، زندگی، آزادی


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 @Pat8u3 @CoronaCoreanici understandable, have a nice day

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Math Velazquez

displayname: Patrick

username: CoronaCoreanici


rawContent: @Pat8u3 @CoronaCoreanici you enter party time when you are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs under the assumption that you will not agitate celestial bodies for the rest of the season

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: it is still the middle of Day 14. the Pies are 1-10.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: The Steaks are at 82 runs (42 on the scoresheets, 30 collected by Sun 2, and 10 swallowed into the Black Hole).

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @PseudoMonious (this sentence is magnificently ridiculous)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: PseudoMonious

displayname: Aliya 🐟🐉


rawContent: @PseudoMonious they've hit over a dozen runs in several games, which is possibly going to hurt them in the post season if they make it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @PseudoMonious I mean the tacos are first in the WL and tied for 3rd league-wide so I guess they are

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
The Tacos have scored 101 runs in 10 games (41 on the scoresheets, 40 collected by Sun 2, and 20 swallowed into the Black Hole).

The Season 3 Tigers scored 609 runs in 99 games, the current ILB record.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @GANTR0N_ @BirdWife_ there were animating blinking eyes in a few spots on the website as part of this week's cross-promotion with the game band's other game, Where Cards Fall. they were removed sometime around Day 4

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: mr. acquittal - Whole

displayname: not very spooky 🏳⚧


rawContent: @BOF_SCORES delicious

renderedContent: @BOF_SCORES delicious

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: SCORES BASERUNNER


rawContent: @blaseball everything is fine

renderedContent: @blaseball everything is fine

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
all is
    lost
except
        loss itself https://t.co/xAWeqLqymS

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Blaseball_radio we still have a commissioner

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
everything
                  is
                     fine

renderedContent:
everything
                  is
                     fine

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @softieaz not yet! we are waiting 👁

renderedContent: @softieaz not yet! we are waiting 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: softieaz

displayname: ryan


rawContent:
Day 9: Our first game where the Black Hole swallows a Win from both teams: https://t.co/1OgKuddlXW

Then the second: https://t.co/KtLgG6ZKCw

Then the third: https://t.co/AATDuRP4lY

renderedContent:
Day 9: Our first game where the Black Hole swallows a Win from both teams: reblase.sibr.dev/game/b3dd23ea-…

Then the second: reblase.sibr.dev/game/c7e2ac18-…

Then the third: reblase.sibr.dev/game/2b0fe527-…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @number_one_twit not yet at least

renderedContent: @number_one_twit not yet at least

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Peter Garnett


rawContent: @atdavidhex @LoversBlaseball about 11 hours ago

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: atdavidhex

displayname: David Hex

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time


rawContent: everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine https://t.co/faFZJg9QIe

renderedContent: everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine twitter.com/joel_a_clark/s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @internetFionna honestly compared to last season everything is fine

displayname: joel a clark

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

location: Kansas City, MO

text: blaseball.com

username: internetFionna

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Day 7.

Play is Fair. Everything is Fine. https://t.co/RadXzFt6ot

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: With that incredible Game 6 out of the way: 77 runs, 6-4.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: 9-9 is the most incredible score to have in the bottom of the 10th this season

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
We're not entirely sure what happened but in Game 6, the Flowers entered the bottom of the 12th even though they were winning, 1-9.

The umps demanded the Flowers grab their bats and potentially hit a run... which would be collected by Sun 2, leaving the score 1-0.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

45. The home team doesn't play the bottom of the last inning if they've already won.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: wait

renderedContent: wait

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


renderedContent: 9-9 is the most incredible score to have in the bottom of the 10th this season

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: incredible https://t.co/JA4hp7Gq40

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: BREAKING: The @DallasSteaks shame the Lovers to win 3 times in 1 game! https://t.co/uR9uo6LtQd

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

location: ACAB BLM

username: DallasSteaks

displayname: Dallas Steaks

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the good news for the lovers: Saboteur is a weekly modification, so this should be the only time we see this in Season 11

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: well I guess we know what Saboteur does for sure now https://t.co/JA4hp7Gq40 https://t.co/37YS4hBKF4

renderedContent: well I guess we know what Saboteur does for sure now reblase.sibr.dev/game/cca6269d-… https://t.co/37YS4hBKF4

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: here steaks, have another win https://t.co/ijj5oNES1o https://t.co/oRdkSeohoo

renderedContent: here steaks, have another win reblase.sibr.dev/game/cca6269d-… https://t.co/oRdkSeohoo

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rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

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rawContent: @TypicalSkrub okay evidently they've been removed and we didn't notice

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username: TypicalSkrub

displayname: I'm Mister Imposter, I'm Mister Sus


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 @BOF_SCORES wait did drac unban math

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: Aldon Cashmoney hit for the Spicy Cycle, a term we just made up, in Game 4 https://t.co/Unyt7Gs4Ya https://t.co/3WOqrzamZn

renderedContent: Aldon Cashmoney hit for the Spicy Cycle, a term we just made up, in Game 4 reblase.sibr.dev/game/b01b009d-… https://t.co/3WOqrzamZn

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rawContent: Tacos now at 66 runs in 5 games, 5-3.

renderedContent: Tacos now at 66 runs in 5 games, 5-3.

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rawContent: imo i’d much rather be 5-3 than 5-0

renderedContent: imo i’d much rather be 5-3 than 5-0

renderedDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

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rawContent: @TypicalSkrub around the edges of the blaseball website

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rawContent: @CWMma @blaseball @BlaseballNews https://t.co/7uMyP5whOj

renderedContent: @CWMma @blaseball @BlaseballNews twitter.com/BirdWife_/stat…

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial this may be helpful: https://t.co/u6xPQsjaPM

rawDescription: Jersey City | Data & Esports | @sitaradidi’s long gf | she/they

location: Jersey City, NJ

username: CWMma

displayname: Calvin @cwm@toot.cafe

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: If a team hits a grand slam with a score of 9, their resulting score is 13. Then either Sun 2 or Black Hole activates, collecting 10 runs. The final resulting score is 3.

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rawContent:
@BlaseballNews CC: @SIBROfficial

What happens if a team is at 9 and hits a grand slam? Is the resulting score 0 or 3?

username: DrSbaitso

displayname: Dr. Sbaitso

rawDescription: Doctor of internetology. Elder Millennial. Nicest of the Damned. Widely regarded as a bad influence. He/Him. Mastadon: @DrSbaitso@tilde.club

location: Syracuse, NY


rawContent:
Jaylen Hotdogfingers pitches next for the Lovers, but still has Saboteur.

Evidently X is not divisible by 9. https://t.co/TTy0hyIPOr

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rawContent: @Cuphat_ @FlangraphsBlase @blaseball i think he only gets paid in equity

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displayname: Cuphat

username: blaseball


rawContent: the future of game monetization

renderedContent: the future of game monetization

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rawContent:
BREAKING NEWS:

New @Blaseball Patreon Tier with new rewards! https://t.co/XBmas5686J

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: the shoe thieves are undefeated in 4 games on a 3-game win streak. i don't see what's so difficult about this

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rawContent: I mean... https://t.co/hlcEga5RVz

renderedContent: I mean... https://t.co/hlcEga5RVz

renderedDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.


rawContent: it's a shame you're banned

renderedContent: it's a shame you're banned

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial I have SEVERAL complaints.

displayname: Math Velazquez

rawDescription: Enveloped by a black hole. All tweets translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. No pronouns, I am Math. PFP by @modernmodron.

location: At least one Los Angeles


rawContent: 4 games, 52 runs, 4-2

renderedContent: 4 games, 52 runs, 4-2

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rawContent: This is the first Tacos game this season that didn’t activate the weather. https://t.co/15Cv1Ya5aM

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rawContent: Analysis: Thomas Dracaena singlehandedly wields control of Sclorigami this season

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rawContent: Any *OTHER* season, this would have been Sclorigami!  17-1 has never happened.  But NOOOOooooooo .... https://t.co/RIyzcb0UcE

username: BiffIfh

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet

rawDescription:
Just a lil ol' Efreet, floating around the @SIBROfficial
Datablase, doing data things. Not associated with @blaseball, just cataloging the chaos.  He/him.

location: The SIBR Datablase

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rawContent: @DracaenaThomas no we don't math is banned this season

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

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username: DracaenaThomas

displayname: Thomas Dracaena is safe


rawContent: That's what we've been saying!

renderedContent: That's what we've been saying!

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rawContent: @CharlaSeabright @blaseball No. Too many numbers. Math is banned this season. https://t.co/cCTTijCdF3

rawDescription: Batter for @nymillenials. Co-Captain of FWXBC. He/Him. Father figure. Enjoys Sangria & swords. (unofficial RP acct)(pfp by @revivificating banner by @_pysics)

username: CharlaSeabright

displayname: Charlatan Seabright


rawContent: We are sending a sternly worded Letter :)

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rawContent: @InkyRutledge if you do: Good Luck

renderedContent: @InkyRutledge if you do: Good Luck

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username: InkyRutledge

displayname: Inky Rutledge


rawContent: @InkyRutledge I think you'll have to take that up with the Official Scorer unfortunately

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rawContent: The first 3-game series ends, let's take a look at the :) Standings :) https://t.co/3ieb2Zvw1N

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews no

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews no

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews congratulations on becoming larger or more extensive

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rawContent: Tacos now at 43 runs in 3 games. Their record is now 3-2.

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rawContent: Seattle has scored 9, two games in a row. I think they've figured it out.

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rawContent: @BeansMcBlase @Blaseball_radio @blaseball cc @CDMXWWLegal

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username: CoolBugShop

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)

username: CDMXWWLegal

displayname: Wild Wings Legal Team


rawContent: @excitablenickie @BlaseballNews yes

renderedContent: @excitablenickie @BlaseballNews yes

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username: excitablenickie

displayname: auntie nickie 🌻🌈💖


rawContent: @blaseball so did the Boss get rid of Eat the Rich, or what

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rawContent: @PlutoLordOfThe1 @skolhalla in the Book this is referred to as Divine Favor https://t.co/6uq2gvu6GF

renderedContent: @PlutoLordOfThe1 @skolhalla in the Book this is referred to as Divine Favor blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Fa…

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username: skolhalla

displayname: you've sworn allegiance to magic glue


rawContent: @PlutoLordOfThe1 @skolhalla when you click on a team, it shows something like "Ties #10" after their record, under their slogan. teams with a lower tiebreaker number win tiebreakers

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username: Smrgling


rawContent: what if tacos good, but too much

renderedContent: what if tacos good, but too much

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rawContent: Analysis: In the first 2 games of the season, the Tacos scored 26 runs. Their record is currently 1-2.

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rawContent: :) FAIR PLAY IS THE FUTURE :)

renderedContent: :) FAIR PLAY IS THE FUTURE :)

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renderedContent: Analysis: In the first 2 games of the season, the Tacos scored 26 runs. Their record is currently 1-2.

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rawContent: hey we haven't even seen thomas dracaena steal a base yet

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rawContent:
@SIBROfficial blaseball is a torture device for SIBR devs.

let’s drop in another scores baserunner this season

username: sirthurs

displayname: Cocoa’s Treat Provider (NOT A PARODY)

rawDescription: If you can't do something smart, do something right. | Do not be sorry. Be better. (he/him)

location: United States


rawContent: @skolhalla standings appear to be ordered by wins, then tiebreaker number; losses don't seem to be taken into account

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rawContent: Day 2 :) https://t.co/C4f0oPGrTh

renderedContent: Day 2 :) https://t.co/C4f0oPGrTh

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rawContent:
The Tacos collect 10! The Black Hole swallows the Runs and a Flowers win.

The Boston Flowers are now 0-0 during Game 2.

https://t.co/6WRpIWUe2C https://t.co/Mk8abmJNlm

renderedContent:
The Tacos collect 10! The Black Hole swallows the Runs and a Flowers win.

The Boston Flowers are now 0-0 during Game 2.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/701deecd-… https://t.co/Mk8abmJNlm

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rawContent: @BiffIfh @blaseball @catacalypto there's some distortion when looking at the Immaterial Plane through the Bridge

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username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @AshiokNMoose @blaseball uhhhhh

renderedContent: @AshiokNMoose @blaseball uhhhhh

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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username: AshiokNMoose

displayname: Ashiok Nightmare Moose


rawContent: good enough for us. shout outs to keeper liv

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial this may be helpful: https://t.co/u6xPQsjaPM

displayname: not very spooky 🏳⚧

renderedDescription: Jersey City | Data & Esports | @sitaradidi’s long gf | she/they


rawContent: @blaseball hey can you clarify

renderedContent: @blaseball hey can you clarify

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent:
We're waiting on official clarification from the ILB Front Office, but we're currently operating under the assumption that Party Time ain't dead.

We expect it will be calculated as normal, but if a team gets 10 runs at the wrong time, they'll be kicked out of the Party.

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rawContent: @anyagee We're Fine :)

renderedContent: @anyagee We're Fine :)

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username: anyagee

displayname: Amanda the Ninth 💀


rawContent: @FlangraphsBlase @blaseball @BlaseballCrabs 👁✍

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username: BFFBlaseball

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball @FlangraphsBlase @BlaseballCrabs what is it called

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username: blaseball


rawContent:
A diviner ran the numbers on Seasons 1 through 10. Out of 9932 total games, 1310 had scores of 10 or higher.

1077 of those, if played under Sun 2 or Black Hole, would have resulted in the other team winning.

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rawContent: i love the blaseball tradition of "scream at our batters to do bad" a lot honestly

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rawContent:
@SIBROfficial @blaseball Sorry, I wasn't quite clear. Yeah, which effect you get is dependent on the weather, but unless someone's holding out on us, the *weather* is random.
Though it does mean we get to scream at our batters to stop playing so well lest they throw the game.

username: wolfcau

displayname: Balina‼ 🎂🔜24th

rawDescription: Account processes bad ideas and bad idea byproducts. User discretion is advised. 🔞 ‖ icon: @b0tster ‖ header: @FicusArt ‖ She/They/CB

location: Placedale, US


rawContent: @wolfcau @blaseball oh it's not random https://t.co/Cxq4Up7JXJ

renderedContent: @wolfcau @blaseball oh it's not random twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

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rawContent:
The Sunbeams collect 10! Sun 2 smiles.

The Sunbeams are now 1-0 in the middle of Game 1. https://t.co/CclrpfBDN3

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rawContent: Fair Play is the Future

renderedContent: Fair Play is the Future

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rawContent: Wild Low standings, end of Season 11, Day 1 https://t.co/qf6YYE0IjX

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rawContent: @blaseball uh

renderedContent: @blaseball uh

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rawContent: oh shoot i forgot to link reblase sorry https://t.co/ukpTPVKo0b

renderedContent: oh shoot i forgot to link reblase sorry reblase.sibr.dev/game/36fdc32a-…

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rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

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rawContent: runs and wins are physical objects

renderedContent: runs and wins are physical objects

displayname: joel a clark

text: blaseball.com


renderedContent:
The Sunbeams collect 10! Sun 2 smiles.

The Sunbeams are now 1-0 in the middle of Game 1. https://t.co/CclrpfBDN3

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rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

44. A player can't accrue batting statistics while dead.

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rawContent: good morning, and, uh, good luck to everyone this week

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rawContent: @townkrier_ish it's certainly interesting, but it's not an assumption we think would trip up someone's code

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username: BlaseballPolls


rawContent: @blaseball oh

renderedContent: @blaseball oh

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rawContent: @blaseball hey parker you seeing this

renderedContent: @blaseball hey parker you seeing this

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rawContent: uh https://t.co/OmDELpHcEK

renderedContent: uh https://t.co/OmDELpHcEK

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rawContent: We still have not observed Eat the Rich trigger, by the way.

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rawContent: Tag yourself, I'm the Tower https://t.co/tm6ucUqePJ

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rawContent: I sense a disturbance in the fabric..... oh, weather icons are gone again. 🤷♀ https://t.co/xyVFUbmzVF

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @MegaZoeT Nope, they're still there! 🦀

renderedContent: @MegaZoeT Nope, they're still there! 🦀

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: MegaZoeT

displayname: Zoë - None Gender with Left Ghost 👻


rawContent: 43. A team will never be completely removed from the backend.

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @CoronaCoreanici bulletin

renderedContent: @CoronaCoreanici bulletin

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username: CoronaCoreanici


rawContent: @maybewaffle blood type is O (letter), modification is 0 (numeral)

text: blaseball.com

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username: maybewaffle

displayname: vaguely burnt waffle


rawContent: @iamswtzr i took this screenshot after the election so evidently not https://t.co/gVU5EJJDTD

renderedContent: @iamswtzr i took this screenshot after the election so evidently not twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

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rawContent: Welcome to the Wild High, Tokyo Lift https://t.co/LCit5wrGtR

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: iamswtzr

displayname: SWTZR


rawContent: small but significant change: teams names are now colored, standings are no longer https://t.co/UlWbxbzKkj

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @AlyssaLMPenney maybe there's a mirror

renderedContent: @AlyssaLMPenney maybe there's a mirror

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: AlyssaLMPenney

displayname: Lily


rawContent: as previously established, ascension means a team goes up or climbs

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial The telescope icon is pointed down. Are...are the crabs in hell??

rawDescription: Canadian, they/them;  formerly an Animation Supervisor on TTG /// splatoon only acct: @splatoonlily

location: NB, Canada


text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

rawContent: hmm https://t.co/9r2LYAa1pi

renderedContent: hmm https://t.co/9r2LYAa1pi

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text: sibr.dev

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rawContent: oh neat a telescope. let's look Up 🔭 https://t.co/5TbNgILInX

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Reminder: Each team will win only one Blessing, and will be Happy with what they get.

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: what https://t.co/011mECvoEX

renderedContent: what https://t.co/011mECvoEX

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rawContent: i feel like i just heard a lot of cards descend

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark 🔮💜

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark 🔮💜

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: well, that's new https://t.co/XVCp2TwM32

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark no joke, my partner said out of the blue that i should post it and i said "yeah, i should"

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: joel a clark is doing a great job

renderedContent: joel a clark is doing a great job

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark just change what it does every week

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rawContent: this would be so great though

renderedContent: this would be so great though

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial the team is not allowed to finish a game with 0. if a game would end with 0 score it will continue indefinitely until they score at least once

username: BlaseballOOC

displayname: Blaseball Out of Context

rawDescription:
Just Blaseball Things 💖

Run by @Holgast

renderedDescription:
Just Blaseball Things 💖

Run by @Holgast


rawContent: Thank you everyone for posting the wrong answers as requested

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: BREAKING: The effects of 0 No have been revealed. “Players with 0 No cannot be struck out when there are 0 Balls in the Count.” https://t.co/sokpLQ0xDP

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: @MoistTalkers oh

renderedContent: @MoistTalkers oh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: MoistTalkers

displayname: Canada Moist Talkers


rawContent: @MoistTalkers wait what are you doing in los angeli

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @MoistTalkers yeah, that

renderedContent: @MoistTalkers yeah, that

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
... who's shuffling the deck at this hour?

could you keep it down please

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @MTimewarp *cries*

renderedContent: @MTimewarp *cries*

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: MTimewarp

displayname: morgan??


rawContent: oh, by the way, check your database schemas https://t.co/ihim2X526s

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @DWOBoyle which says something about Total Fairness

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: DWOBoyle

displayname: D. W. O'Boyle


rawContent: @DWOBoyle i mean we don't quite know how blessing selection works. as far as we're guessing it'll still be random, but then all that team's tickets are thrown out of the rest of the raffles

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @lilserf @CorruptDropbear hm

renderedContent: @lilserf @CorruptDropbear hm

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: lilserf

displayname: Mark Haines

username: CorruptDropbear


rawContent: 👁Happy👁

renderedContent: 👁Happy👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Guess that's permanent now. https://t.co/iAuwu4LWoj

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i think this is Charm

renderedContent: i think this is Charm

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial We will ask the other teams to go easy on us pretty please & they will have no other option but to say yes <3

username: latenightecho

displayname: Yearly🪝🌹

rawDescription:
our bodies are heavenly. we can wish on ourselves all night.
ve/he/they, minor, pinoy

location: court of wonder

text: yearly.carrd.co


rawContent:
what will 0 No do

wrong answers only

renderedContent:
what will 0 No do

wrong answers only

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i feel like it's important for us to point out that this is the numeral zero, not the letter O https://t.co/2lstsTx1r9

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball uh what

renderedContent: @blaseball uh what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @joel_a_clark oh no

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark oh no

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: wait i should have put safety goggles on ball clark

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Official SIBR Policy: for every item we add to TGB's to-do list we look for an item to remove

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial great, that’s one thing off the to-do list

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @joel_a_clark always glad to help

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark always glad to help

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark oh wait no. i got this

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark oh wait no. i got this

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark i only have angry ball clark. is that okay

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rawContent:
Jaylen still has Fliickerrriiing.

During Season 10, Day X, this modification repeatedly changed the weather to Flickering. We're not sure if this will continue during regular play.

https://t.co/P6SEVAuJ39 https://t.co/UYJ0PHBwU5

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Jaylen still has Fliickerrriiing.

During Season 10, Day X, this modification repeatedly changed the weather to Flickering. We're not sure if this will continue during regular play.

reblase.sibr.dev/bossfight/9bb5… https://t.co/UYJ0PHBwU5

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rawContent:
Tillman Henderson retains the Returned modification after last week's idolatry Feedback swap.

As a reminder, this states the player has a chance of being called back to the Void at the end of each season.

Jaylen... no longer has this attribute. https://t.co/sLyqanrxoj

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rawContent: @blaseball_pod 1000% nightmare

renderedContent: @blaseball_pod 1000% nightmare

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: Take Me Out To The Blall Game


rawContent: @joel_a_clark computers 💻🔨

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark computers 💻🔨

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark we didn't even notice this broke fluting until after we posted this

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rawContent: Evidently we're not the only ones affected.

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rawContent: @Blaseball_radio DM us with deets pls <3

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)


rawContent:
For folks like us building tools for Blaseball: the Lift's emoji ("🏋♀") is represented by multiple codepoints. Other teams continue to be represented by a hexadecimal number in string form.

Here's the updated emoji display code from the website's JavaScript: https://t.co/yAdDIiv189

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rawContent: @leo60228 we are currently assessing the total damage

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displayname: vriska (parody)


rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

40. A team's emoji is a single Unicode codepoint.
41. A player can only be on one team at a time.
42. A player can only die once.

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rawContent: this is why we said, when Richardson Games hit 7 stars in defense during Season 10, that they had the most stars of any _active_ player. :)

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rawContent:
So about that Pitcher that the Seattle Garages had in their Shadows...

Turns out Pitching is their weakest stat. https://t.co/MJHRofLjH4

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: @esmekicks hello esme i am the SIBR headmistress prime minister. we are interested in your ghosts

text: blaseball.com

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username: esmekicks

displayname: esme ramsey 👟 ⚾


rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

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rawContent: haha what https://t.co/7aSHyzPcHy

renderedContent: haha what https://t.co/7aSHyzPcHy

rawDescription: no. 41, batter and captain for the charleston 👟 thieves, first to draw the blood of god. no preferred pronouns choose your own destiny.

location: pfp by @crikadelic


rawContent: Richardson Games picked the Grappling Hook back up. https://t.co/1ogZeCS1pL

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rawContent: what https://t.co/xrsKJFJoh5

renderedContent: what https://t.co/xrsKJFJoh5

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @If_I_fell_ congrats! you're complicit!

renderedContent: @If_I_fell_ congrats! you're complicit!

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displayname: J


rawContent: the hugs and support to the game band remain valid and can be redeemed through known methods

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: we were literally typing out a tweet sending hugs/support to the game band and then the microphone started talking again

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rawContent: uhh who wants to tell wyatt

renderedContent: uhh who wants to tell wyatt

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rawContent: wait where are the Crabs?

renderedContent: wait where are the Crabs?

username: BlaseballMic

displayname: The Macrophone

rawDescription: ONLINE

renderedDescription: ONLINE


rawContent: @maybewaffle @FHelltiger we will respect parker's privacy in these trying times

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: vaguely burnt waffle

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: @Fancymancer SIBR Headmistress speaking: i am not ready for swole quitter

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username: Fancymancer

displayname: Jonathan Ying


rawContent:
And since we didn't post this yet:

The Baltimore Crabs have been Called Up. https://t.co/hxxuEldeW0

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rawContent: Plain text: https://t.co/VbotYXoaTb

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text: blaseball.com

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title: gist:81da32de58c49f407c1c8182d93f8c9a

description: GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

username: github

displayname: GitHub

rawDescription: The complete developer platform to build, scale, and deliver secure software.

location: San Francisco, CA

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rawContent: It's possible these results were malfunctioning, so, uh, we'll see I guess

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rawContent: #CEOAnnouncement: We are aware of some technical malfunctions during the Election. We are manually fixing them. Thank you.🩸⚾

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

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rawContent:
The Season 10 Election

(Text will be linked in a reply due to the character limit, sorry) https://t.co/6eJ2gyEdez

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rawContent:
As the Siesta continues, we are working on posting Election results.

please wait...

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rawContent:
The Pods fell to random teams.

The Deal is complete. The Stars were Released. https://t.co/6VE0vMLjpd

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rawContent: Tokyo Lift Roster: https://t.co/kW6hEcCZ8i

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rawContent: Welcome to the Wild High, Tokyo Lift https://t.co/LCit5wrGtR

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rawContent:
it's official

Chief Executive Officer Commissioner Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III https://t.co/6ZhcJfBx1Z

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rawContent: @blaseball we're friends still, right

renderedContent: @blaseball we're friends still, right

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rawContent: wait WHAT

renderedContent: wait WHAT

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rawContent: @blaseball parker is your job safe

renderedContent: @blaseball parker is your job safe

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rawContent: i mean. yeah https://t.co/VEVkmPN83R

renderedContent: i mean. yeah https://t.co/VEVkmPN83R

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rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

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rawContent: loading......

renderedContent: loading......

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rawContent: Hey friend, can you scooch a bit? https://t.co/7o7544HJNi

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rawContent: oh

renderedContent: oh

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rawContent: also available: stickers https://t.co/aRzBSbW1l9

renderedContent: also available: stickers sibr.bigcartel.com/product/logo-s…

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text: sibr.bigcartel.com/product/logo-s…

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rawContent: with a Society for Internet Blaseball Research mug, you too can stare aimlessly at a website for hours in ✨style✨ https://t.co/HD7keQDcP7

renderedContent: with a Society for Internet Blaseball Research mug, you too can stare aimlessly at a website for hours in ✨style✨ sibr.bigcartel.com/product/cerami…

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text: sibr.bigcartel.com/product/cerami…

title: Logo Mug

description: Whether you drink coffee, tea, or the bitter tears of rival Blaseball team fans, the SIBR logo mug is the perfect vessel for your beverage of...


rawContent: uh line's gone https://t.co/wWPj2FZhqu

renderedContent: uh line's gone https://t.co/wWPj2FZhqu

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rawContent: *vaguetweet about `terminology`*

renderedContent: *vaguetweet about `terminology`*

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rawContent: @everlasting1der @joel_a_clark joel if you aren't drinking plenty of water i'll tell felix

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: Vivasher Club Math Criminal

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @joel_a_clark 🛌⚾🩸 go to sleep 🩸⚾🛌

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark 🛌⚾🩸 go to sleep 🩸⚾🛌

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark we were talking about you lol

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark on sundays we rest https://t.co/3repyP19I0

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rawContent:
without its community, blaseball is just a weird baseball simulator.

the feeling i have about being able to be part of the incredible community that shaped this cultural event is beyond words.

thank you all so much. 💜

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rawContent:
here's the thing about PODS vs Hall Stars: each of us had a hand in that. every tribute. every idol board manipulation. every vote for Lottery Pick. it all built "our" team that killed a god.

the beginning of the Discipline Era belongs to the community, and so does the end.

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rawContent:
SIBR started a few days into Season 2 as a group of folks who shared the experience of opening developer tools on the website and deciding not to look back, but keep going.

we were excited about researching blaseball in Season 2, and we're just as excited for Season 11.

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rawContent:
[OOC: SIBR Headmistress iliana speaking]

the Discipline Era is over.

i started playing blaseball after the Forbidden Book was opened. for myself and the majority of players, the Discipline Era is all we knew.

we are in uncharted territory. https://t.co/D3X2IKLbo9

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rawContent: @FHelltiger forsythia oh my gods

renderedContent: @FHelltiger forsythia oh my gods

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 @FHelltiger the inexorable truth of blaseball

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: Math Velazquez


rawContent: @FHelltiger dunno but now there's Sun 2

renderedContent: @FHelltiger dunno but now there's Sun 2

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
Full video of Internet Series Game 3, followed by the two Boss Fights:

24:20: Black Hole
33:00: Shame; Emergency Alert
37:20: Batting Practice
39:20: A New Challenger Appears
51:10: 4th inning
59:40: 7th Inning
1:07:20: I AM THE SNACK

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rawContent:
.@blaseball @BlaseballCrabs congratulations Crabs! i'm proud to be one myself!

i got a full recording of the final game of Season 10, alongside Day X!

claws up, forever! #blaseball
https://t.co/sd8VeJeP1V

renderedContent:
.@blaseball @BlaseballCrabs congratulations Crabs! i'm proud to be one myself!

i got a full recording of the final game of Season 10, alongside Day X!

claws up, forever! #blaseball
youtube.com/watch?v=jqPTu0…

username: ConductorGav

displayname: gav

rawDescription: professional lizard | on/off job-haver | intermittent artist and constant horticulturist | @MastermindSugar

location: that sound that soda cans make

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

title: Season 10 Finale - Crabs vs Shoe Thieves, DAY X

description: a recording of the finale of Season 10, alongside the ascension of the Baltimore Crabs. apologies for no audio!claws up, forever! i'm proud to be a Crabs fan!

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

rawDescription: like and subscribe.

renderedDescription: like and subscribe.

location: San Bruno, CA

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description: Official


rawContent: We're still researching what exactly the Hall Stars' Team Spirit was made of — if you have a screenshot of the Hall of Flame shortly before tonight's boss battles, we'd appreciate seeing them.

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rawContent:
Before Dominic Marijuna hit the fight winning home run, these were the Shelled One's final words.

https://t.co/jI29P7ZHlQ https://t.co/NYEmyEofg9

renderedContent:
Before Dominic Marijuna hit the fight winning home run, these were the Shelled One's final words.

reblase.sibr.dev/bossfight/9bb5… https://t.co/NYEmyEofg9

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rawContent: @flangedugnutt hey no worries, a LOT happened today

text: blaseball.com

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username: flangedugnutt

displayname: flange dugnutt 🎸


rawContent:
Upon incineration, Sebastian Telephone was returned to the Hall with 0 peanuts.

As of the writing of this tweet, they're back at 13. https://t.co/QCUb1vIsOq

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rawContent: This unit thought Scrap Murphy was a new player but was quickly corrected of malfunction. Scrap Murphy was incinerated in Season 2.

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rawContent:
So Incinerated players are not safe from incineration, it seems.

https://t.co/yAevhDCHBR https://t.co/zKiowuGj97

renderedContent:
So Incinerated players are not safe from incineration, it seems.

reblase.sibr.dev/bossfight/9bb5… https://t.co/zKiowuGj97

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rawContent: Fun fact: Kiki Familia fought God for more innings than she played regular blaseball.

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rawContent:
Three home runs in a row is worth investigating further, though. 👁

https://t.co/Zfacgm1WDc

renderedContent:
Three home runs in a row is worth investigating further, though. 👁

reblase.sibr.dev/bossfight/9bb5…

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rawContent:
We did, however, observe Alex Trololol with the Liberated trait after feedback swaps. Jaylen and Alex swapped 9 times, and whichever was on the Pods always had Sabateur while the other had Liberated.

Neither got extra bases on hits. They were pitching. https://t.co/mVVRHUXUqI

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rawContent: We didn't observe Jaylen intentionally failing outside of throwing Mild pitches (she was already afflicted with Mildness). Also she would occasionally force the weather back to feedback, which is neither failing nor succeeding. https://t.co/Yn59TxQbxk

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rawContent: SYNERGY https://t.co/jzVlax9JaJ

renderedContent: SYNERGY https://t.co/jzVlax9JaJ

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rawContent: we saw that parker 👁

renderedContent: we saw that parker 👁

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rawContent: uh https://t.co/8NFHnQn0Yk

renderedContent: uh https://t.co/8NFHnQn0Yk

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rawContent: @blaseball @GravityPike @BlaseballNews what

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: GravityPike

displayname: Gravity Pike


rawContent:
We know the Squiddish trait was applied to PolkaDot Patterson after being unshelled by the Monitor.

We still don't know what it means. https://t.co/syJNr6y9JP

username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent:
@GravityPike Oh wow thanks! 👁

(a lot happened)

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial We know that the Infinite Wyatts gave their shares to The Boss so that she could initiate a hostile takeover. https://t.co/xaasKZHyT9

rawDescription: I will not run, climb, or jump. I will not sit, kneel, or lie down.

location: Seattle

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rawContent:
Tribute is fun. The Hall Stars had 148,609,129 Team Spirit once all the Hall players rose.

https://t.co/I33BIpZYMa https://t.co/SNYMAL7xrc

renderedContent:
Tribute is fun. The Hall Stars had 148,609,129 Team Spirit once all the Hall players rose.

reblase.sibr.dev/bossfight/9bb5… https://t.co/SNYMAL7xrc

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rawContent: The Hall Stars had quite a few attributes on the team. Two of the straightforward ones were Chaotic and Containment. https://t.co/0PTwLAGg0K

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rawContent: The Hall Stars were comprised of players above the Soothing Blue Line in the Hall of Flame. https://t.co/7wSWg8qMJc

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rawContent: @3j0hn yes 👁

renderedContent: @3j0hn yes 👁

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displayname: John May


rawContent:
https://t.co/7bFfL1Dmqy

c:

renderedContent:
squid.sibr.dev

c:

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title: The Hall Monitor


rawContent:
The Microphone tweeted about making a deal while the Shelled One mocked us, saying they had made a deal.

We have no indication of what the terms of this deal was besides the Hall Monitor fighting the Shelled One on our behalf. https://t.co/m1qaaIBDPD

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rawContent: For reference, the Crabs started the fight with 31,993 Team Spirit.

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rawContent:
Onto the fight between the Champs, who had just swept their way up through the entire postseason, and Pod.

It didn't last long. https://t.co/f7a4gvV5dy

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rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball we're not future-seers, we're researchers. it's right there in the name

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username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: (we certainly are not resting rn)

renderedContent: (we certainly are not resting rn)

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rawContent: Immediately following the boss fight, an Ump said Ascension was "imminent," but a bit after that, a Keeper said it's happening tomorrow. We can probably trust the first part of the Keepr's statement. Data does not indicate whether we should trust the rest of the statement. https://t.co/lvBkgWvHCA

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rawContent:
Ok let's start with the literal top. The Discipline Era has ended and has been replaced by Peace & Prosperity.

We don't know what this means.

https://t.co/vWwDMsaZfc

renderedContent:
Ok let's start with the literal top. The Discipline Era has ended and has been replaced by Peace & Prosperity.

We don't know what this means.

twitter.com/blaseball/stat…

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rawContent: oh nice🩸⚾ https://t.co/m7bfq85Lam

renderedContent: oh nice🩸⚾ https://t.co/m7bfq85Lam

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rawContent: @feuer_fight cookies and cream

renderedContent: @feuer_fight cookies and cream

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rawContent: @babyshoes4cash data 👁✍

renderedContent: @babyshoes4cash data 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: lydelle buster, oegamiom variant carrier


rawContent: Look, a lot happened and I barely know where to start, so I will start by saying that I have ice cream. 👁

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark i have ice cream

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark i have ice cream

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rawContent: @Blaseball_radio yes

renderedContent: @Blaseball_radio yes

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displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)


rawContent:
PODS vs Crabs: https://t.co/SGxGpwp3qN

PODS vs Hall Stars: https://t.co/EhMiflOm9E

If you appreciate Reblase:
- Main developer's Patreon: https://t.co/2veg5jZHPk
- Feed the servers we're moving the backend to: https://t.co/WXqX4yLNhh

renderedContent:
PODS vs Crabs: reblase.sibr.dev/bossfight/6754…

PODS vs Hall Stars: reblase.sibr.dev/bossfight/9bb5…

If you appreciate Reblase:
- Main developer's Patreon: patreon.com/floofstrid
- Feed the servers we're moving the backend to: patreon.com/sibr

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title: Society for Internet Blaseball Research is creating statistics for Blaseball | Patreon

description: Become a patron of Society for Internet Blaseball Research today: Get access to exclusive content and experiences on the world’s largest membership platform for artists and creators.

username: Patreon

displayname: Patreon

rawDescription: Creativity powered by membership. For support, contact @patreonsupport and follow @patreonstatus for site updates.

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rawContent: *cronching data noises*

renderedContent: *cronching data noises*

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rawContent: Oh I guess this happened, too.

renderedContent: Oh I guess this happened, too.

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rawContent:
Third time’s the charm!

Congratulations to your new THREE-TIME CHAMPION BALTIMORE CRABS!

Thank you for watching Internet League #Blaseball Season 10, brought to you by An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs!

See you at the Election tomorrow! Don’t forget to #Vote!🩸⚾ https://t.co/wav9uvMlWH

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hashtags: Blaseball Vote


rawContent: THE DISCIPLINE ERA HAS ENDED

renderedContent: THE DISCIPLINE ERA HAS ENDED

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rawContent:
As a reminder: going directly to a player's page and seeing "Null Team" is not automatically an indication that the player belongs to no team.

The player information loads before the team information does, and this is the fallback if the site can't find a team for the player.

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rawContent: @Malnormalulo fortunately, yes

renderedContent: @Malnormalulo fortunately, yes

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username: Malnormalulo


rawContent: blaseball is weird

renderedContent: blaseball is weird

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial The Sunbeams canonized him this week. Or something

username: nameoftheyear

displayname: Elliot 🔮

rawDescription: 🇵🇭 ☆he/him ☆As the inventor of “logging off,” I am cursed to never enjoy its benefits 😔 ☆Community Mgr Orb at @Blaseball 😊 ☆Formerly: Crunchyroll, IndieCade

location: Los Angeles, CA

text: animetrash.com

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rawContent: @Blaseball_radio (is this just the thing where all stat cards say null team if you visit their player pages directly)

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark so.

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark so.

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rawContent: uh https://t.co/IaStgpl0u2

renderedContent: uh https://t.co/IaStgpl0u2

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rawContent: there is currently exactly one ticker entry https://t.co/U3NjkuOsG0

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rawContent: well the crabs certainly haven't climbed 3,000 feet

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: what https://t.co/6xPqX7vxz1

renderedContent: what https://t.co/6xPqX7vxz1

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: DOMINIC MARIJUANA SOLO HOME RUN https://t.co/Ts015ZhZXh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: "A murder of Crows ambush Peanut Bong! They run to safety, resulting in an out." 2 million damage, and the last out of the top of the 9th.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: "Landry Violence is Magmatic! Landry Violence hits a solo home run!" 841,771 damage.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: "Rogue Umpire tried to incinerate Hall Stars hitter Landry Violence, but Landry Violence ate the flame! They became Magmatic!"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Not good for the Hall Stars — two back-to-back home runs from Wyatt Pothos and Pitching Machine, both doing a little over 6 million damage.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: UH THE MONITOR IS KIND OF SHOWING UP? https://t.co/VjRNfDHiPB

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
so much is happening, this came before:

"A Debt was collected. Rogue Umpire incinerated Hall Stars hitter Sebastian Telephone! Replaced by Hall of Flame player Scrap Murphy The Instability chains to the Hall Stars's Randall Marijuana!"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: the shelled one noticed https://t.co/ou2Y16lLFB

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Sebastian Telephone (Hall Stars) hit a solo home run for 2,027,045 damage.

Morrow Doyle immediately hit another for 823,773 damage.

Kiki Familia immediately hit a third for 832,390 damage.

All pitched by Jaylen Hotdogfingers.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: what https://t.co/qb0NoNu1RL

renderedContent: what https://t.co/qb0NoNu1RL

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: JAYLEN IS ON THE PODS? https://t.co/a2MyYQuiwf

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: there's a LOT going on here https://t.co/pYww0mYpTU

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: WHAT https://t.co/JuMm7t7jzX

renderedContent: WHAT https://t.co/JuMm7t7jzX

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: aaaaaaaaaaand it's over https://t.co/n4qmfsWpjT https://t.co/eeysdjBUtD

renderedContent: aaaaaaaaaaand it's over reblase.sibr.dev/bossfight/6754… https://t.co/eeysdjBUtD

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: SCORE 2 FOR THE DICTIONARY https://t.co/4mIl6JB59u

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: we now return to blaseball as intended

renderedContent: we now return to blaseball as intended

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: ok google how does "best of 3" work when one of the teams has negative wins

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Analyzing data 👁 https://t.co/s5IXpiSytV

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i don't think this was supposed to happen https://t.co/t4spACnRwF https://t.co/OZOs9JoVPi

renderedContent: i don't think this was supposed to happen reblase.sibr.dev/game/704ddf2f-… https://t.co/OZOs9JoVPi

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rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

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rawContent: (We are extremely not talking about what you think we're talking about, by the way. That's boring by comparison.)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

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text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: It.... It goes up.... It's so beautiful. 😭

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark sounds like you have something on your mind is all

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark how are you

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark how are you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark hi joel

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark hi joel

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Sebastian Woodman stole fifth base not once, but TWICE (2nd and 8th innings) in the game that sent the Shoe Thieves to the Internet Series. https://t.co/D7Wm5ngspO https://t.co/Pea6LXn4cc

renderedContent: Sebastian Woodman stole fifth base not once, but TWICE (2nd and 8th innings) in the game that sent the Shoe Thieves to the Internet Series. reblase.sibr.dev/game/bb147904-… https://t.co/Pea6LXn4cc

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Blaseball_radio 💜

renderedContent: @Blaseball_radio 💜

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Hawai'i Fridays SPAM Radio

username: blaseball


rawContent: @joel_a_clark day 102, evidently https://t.co/Y6M0M4IpYA

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark day 102, evidently reblase.sibr.dev/season/10

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @hifridays we never said that

renderedContent: @hifridays we never said that

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: @electric_claire uh

renderedContent: @electric_claire uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: all work and no claire


rawContent: i like to imagine charmed batters just start wildly swinging the bat without any pitches thrown until the ump yells at them https://t.co/aacwPqjbMJ https://t.co/rwElz5RTZP

renderedContent: i like to imagine charmed batters just start wildly swinging the bat without any pitches thrown until the ump yells at them reblase.sibr.dev/game/adfa807d-… https://t.co/rwElz5RTZP

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball you need any parker? can pick some up for you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball 👁

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @legobutts ... I See.

renderedContent: @legobutts ... I See.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: legobutts

displayname: Felix


rawContent: @Linktm Good to know! The investigation continues 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: Linktm

displayname: Dracula Spelled Backwards


rawContent: @blaseball @anarcourier waiting 👁✍

renderedContent: @blaseball @anarcourier waiting 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: anarcourier

displayname: courier (sick(good))


rawContent: @CHSSTFans https://t.co/dZnnqsQb30

renderedContent: @CHSSTFans twitter.com/anarcourier/st…

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text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/anarcourier/st…

rawContent: @blaseball https://t.co/5vgyM6T8Jh

renderedContent: @blaseball https://t.co/5vgyM6T8Jh

rawDescription: 25 | they/elverson | white american | stone queer | norse heathen | nice but i have multiple mean bones in my body | art bot: @PDaemonum

text: agentflorida.bandcamp.com

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent:
ok

https://t.co/5HaWkLjc0v https://t.co/KZw6TzYaSi

renderedContent:
ok

twitter.com/blaseball/stat… https://t.co/KZw6TzYaSi

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/blaseball/stat…

rawContent: i'm awake do it anyway 🩸⚾

renderedContent: i'm awake do it anyway 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Commissioner's asleep, post Ball Clarks.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @thatprilla We know. 👁✍

renderedContent: @thatprilla We know. 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thatprilla

displayname: thatprilla


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/nymillenials/s…

rawContent: @SIBROfficial https://t.co/6jJQR4zyfU

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial https://t.co/6jJQR4zyfU

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱

rawDescription: Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | https://t.co/WjJgrtDZ9W

renderedDescription: Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

location: New York, New York

text: nymillennials.rocks


rawContent: Confirmed commissioner is asleep, continue to post Ball Clarks.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: ⚾🩸🛌 SIESTA GO TO SLEEP!!! 🛌🩸⚾

renderedContent: ⚾🩸🛌 SIESTA GO TO SLEEP!!! 🛌🩸⚾

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Millennials are doing a great job.

renderedContent: Millennials are doing a great job.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial Here’s a clean plate, and a clean plate with eyes! https://t.co/g2sdvm9v7g

text: blaseball.com

text: nymillennials.rocks


rawContent: Emotive Fact: Data proves that all other meme formats are obsolete, all my emotions can/must be expressed solely by Ball Clarks. https://t.co/qX66ltN9mQ

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


renderedContent: Commissioner's asleep, post Ball Clarks.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @nymillenials wait are the games late because y'all missed the bus making ball clark memes? 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball hey parker did you accidentally unplug it again

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @nymillenials c:

renderedContent: @nymillenials c:

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Linktm Do you have a screenshot or API dump?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/nymillenials/s…

rawContent: well they don’t call them the playON games

text: blaseball.com

text: nymillennials.rocks

rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

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text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball @shrugsyolo uhhh

renderedContent: @blaseball @shrugsyolo uhhh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: shrugsyolo

displayname: Sam 🍁


rawContent: thank the gods

renderedContent: thank the gods

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: wait ... fourteen hours of ... nothing? what is this feeling? https://t.co/tBNEMFyiv8

displayname: joel a clark

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

location: Kansas City, MO

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @samrosenthal 🤎✍

renderedContent: @samrosenthal 🤎✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal


rawContent:
A COST DECLARED

THE CONTRACT SEALED

AXES IN THREES

REVOLUTION https://t.co/tPViHclDjM

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contentType: application/x-mpegURL


rawContent: 👁 https://t.co/NFKEsPNYZu

renderedContent: 👁 https://t.co/NFKEsPNYZu

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
i didn't see my friend :<

https://t.co/zuiNrWTyT4

renderedContent:
i didn't see my friend :<

squid.sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: squid.sibr.dev


rawContent: @catacalypto It seems the null team members have gotten the seasonal buffs, actually.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @thefatalst we take a momentary break from reporting to say: rad

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀


rawContent: An immutable Truth: Numbers go up!

renderedContent: An immutable Truth: Numbers go up!

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Jaylen has been dead for a half hour and already is #5 on the Hall of Flame board with almost 8m peanuts tributed. https://t.co/SLxbDo3g2A

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: CORRECTION: They do not have the Pity attribute, but that was dropped halfway through the first fight when the Shelled One transferred team spirit to the Shoe Thieves.

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: Sure is a lot of attributes, huh.

renderedContent: Sure is a lot of attributes, huh.

text: blaseball.com

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text: sibr.dev


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rawContent: Doesn't look like the Pod team has any new attributes. These were present the first time they descended. https://t.co/siVco6MmTd

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Clarification: we do not take sides, especially with gods that are not objectively shaped like friends.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

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rawContent: ngl that's a pretty rad glow https://t.co/zl9FUfM5TD

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Oh also I guess the Playoff Births happened on schedule.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: ⚾🩸THE STAGE IS SET🩸⚾ https://t.co/VmMC2Dq8RL

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: I wonder what's going on dow—RUN

renderedContent: I wonder what's going on dow—RUN

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball Look I don't make the rules, don't ask me. I just work here.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Caligula Lotus, Landry Violence, and Workman Gloom received similar attributes to what players received by decree earlier this season. Sebastian Telephone and Randall Marijuana did not. https://t.co/Ha9lTLr3hN

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: BREAKING

renderedContent: BREAKING

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: oh no

renderedContent: oh no

username: BlaseballMic

displayname: The Macrophone


rawContent: Jaylen seems to have gotten a new form of Flickerrrrrriing but is now dead so we cannot investigate further (yet). https://t.co/ae29sH5war

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Tillman has come back with the Returned attribute, which we saw with Jaylen. There is a chance they may return to the Hall even once this season ends. https://t.co/C7iOms8YIV

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: The Feedback may have swapped the Hall of Flame #14 spots. We are verifying. https://t.co/ctjjR4vkXQ

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: It seems that Jaylen Hotdogfingers is now deceased and TIllman Henderson is now pitching for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. https://t.co/Fal1j7gz16

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uhhh https://t.co/mcYhzCqO7n

renderedContent: uhhh https://t.co/mcYhzCqO7n

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uh https://t.co/kHhsslLJnK

renderedContent: uh https://t.co/kHhsslLJnK

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Oh.

renderedContent: Oh.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: It was supposed to work

renderedContent: It was supposed to work


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Friends?

renderedContent: Friends?


rawContent: first time for everything

renderedContent: first time for everything

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: It worked!

renderedContent: It worked!


rawContent: We are waiting. 👁

renderedContent: We are waiting. 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: 🚨 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🚨

renderedContent: 🚨 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🚨

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Silence. https://t.co/zyZSlmzLza

renderedContent: Silence. https://t.co/zyZSlmzLza

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: A moment comes and goes. https://t.co/KHrC70GiTG

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Oh gods this again. Keep it down, you're shaking the tea leaves!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: The Deck is being Shuffled 🩸⚾

renderedContent: The Deck is being Shuffled 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
@BlaseballCrabs hey

nice

renderedContent:
@BlaseballCrabs hey

nice

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com


rawContent:
@hifridays hey

nice

renderedContent:
@hifridays hey

nice

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: 👁 ... what have we in the margins between... 👁

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
That's a really long walk.

https://t.co/a2q2bWgopR https://t.co/qcJxRF0dGP

renderedContent:
That's a really long walk.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/e8fb4cac-… https://t.co/qcJxRF0dGP

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: no not you

renderedContent: no not you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: 👁 tell us your secrets 👁

renderedContent: 👁 tell us your secrets 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Blaseball_radio @blaseball the wild card deck is all the teams in party time

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)


rawContent: @blaseball but the site says the flowers and tigers are in party time?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball have you ever been mistaken for a robot

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: hello we have returned. we blame parker https://t.co/3bbnywZVKS

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @3thanguy7 Knowledge. 👁

renderedContent: @3thanguy7 Knowledge. 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: 3thanguy7 is from 🔥CHICAGO🆗


rawContent: @legobutts 👁

renderedContent: @legobutts 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Felix


rawContent: 👁 vote 👁

renderedContent: 👁 vote 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

label: Sisyphus

label: Icarus

label: Tantalus


rawContent: @joel_a_clark is that you or the sim talking

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: hey @joel_a_clark if you wanted to really pwn us you should post the rest of that document, that would really show us who's boss

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: i took a picture of my computer https://t.co/zCkrkQ81Cs

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
FALSEHOODS @joel_a_clark BELIEVES ABOUT HIMSELF

1. that he did not say that

https://t.co/RWkeyIt5kU

renderedContent:
FALSEHOODS @joel_a_clark BELIEVES ABOUT HIMSELF

1. that he did not say that

youtube.com/watch?v=zO05p-…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @catacalypto @SIBROfficial i’m pretty sure you said that

text: blaseball.com

title: Joel Clark - A Perfectly Ordinary Blaseball Experience

description: This talk is from the 2020 virtual Roguelike Celebration:https://roguelike.club/event2020.htmlJoel is a member of The Game Band, and built the simulation tha...

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: we're disappointed but it's fine 👁🩸 https://t.co/lXPmxpYwpC

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: we mapped out SIBR on this chart https://t.co/EN17Iu6aiU https://t.co/gFYEG4PAT7

renderedContent: we mapped out SIBR on this chart twitter.com/FHelltiger/sta… https://t.co/gFYEG4PAT7

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/FHelltiger/sta…

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger

rawDescription: Short Queen. Struggle Tweeter. Former: @BlaseballNews #LFGM Unaffiliated with @blaseball. ((pfp: @WholelotofWeird))

location: Parts Unknown


rawContent:
OH at SIBR HQ: This is like  saying "we will give you ice cream, but only if you go enjoy yourself first."

👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT SHAKESPEARIANISM

1. It's related to tragicness.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: 👁✍ https://t.co/C9MWxBI34z

renderedContent: 👁✍ https://t.co/C9MWxBI34z

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: The Breath Mints.

renderedContent: The Breath Mints.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: spare blagonball please we'll take a knock off one even https://t.co/9Nj9O1E9jp

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬

rawDescription: Twitter account for the very alive Kansas City Breath Mints. S22 and SC3 Internet Series Champions 💚🍬😘🏆 Bop Division 😌 Header by @asmallerfish & @mintmaxed

location: The *garbled static* Division

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: blood?

renderedContent: blood?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Adorabold Last season we calculated the cutoff range to be within 38,009 - ~50k coins.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: Adorabold

displayname: Ah crap, I need a November name now don't I


rawContent: Another way to look at this: Marco Stink hit a home run, then Grey Alvarado stole one. https://t.co/kL7ufzrfSL https://t.co/bJrI0IQqqc

renderedContent: Another way to look at this: Marco Stink hit a home run, then Grey Alvarado stole one. reblase.sibr.dev/game/bd3d06f1-… https://t.co/bJrI0IQqqc

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: THE QUADRUPLE STEAL

renderedContent: THE QUADRUPLE STEAL

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

renderedContent: spare blagonball please we'll take a knock off one even https://t.co/9Nj9O1E9jp

renderedDescription: Twitter account for the very alive Kansas City Breath Mints. S22 and SC3 Internet Series Champions 💚🍬😘🏆 Bop Division 😌 Header by @asmallerfish & @mintmaxed

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: same

renderedContent: same

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial me trying to work out the ARG this week https://t.co/Oh7juXFP23

username: CorruptDropbear

rawDescription: That Aussie Esports Guy Who Does Random Chores. Business Enquiries: mitchel@qualifiers.stream. Avatar by @lzzes. He/Him/They

location: Adelaide, Australia

text: mastodon.lol/@dropbear


rawContent: @qnxitea blood

renderedContent: @qnxitea blood

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username: qnxitea

displayname: anx 🌺


rawContent: @qnxitea blood?

renderedContent: @qnxitea blood?

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rawContent: DAY 81: @hifridays + @hmouthsunbeams officially enter Party Time

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username: hifridays

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: ugh why are these blaseball games getting in the way of idolatry science

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Portfoliokey oh, tillman's been on the move so who knows

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username: Portfoliokey


rawContent: hmmmm https://t.co/R6vSxGDRCr

renderedContent: hmmmm https://t.co/R6vSxGDRCr

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text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: hm https://t.co/tTUZo85Bvq

renderedContent: hm https://t.co/tTUZo85Bvq

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text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Portfoliokey refresh

renderedContent: @Portfoliokey refresh

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rawContent: the blooddrain is blue now? https://t.co/ceBtrGA2wd

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rawContent:
THE GAME WE OSTENSIBLY STUDY: [something narratively interesting]

SIBR: https://t.co/yTohywVtKk

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rawContent: BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BA

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rawContent: @Dxscxple @blaseball @BlaseballNews @SquibbyInkson https://t.co/vshdDpKdeJ

renderedContent: @Dxscxple @blaseball @BlaseballNews @SquibbyInkson twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

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text: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

rawContent:
FAQ

Q: Does SIBR know wh—
A: no

renderedContent:
FAQ

Q: Does SIBR know wh—
A: no

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text: sibr.dev

username: Dxscxple

displayname: Boorango (Fuck NFTs)

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: FRIENDS

renderedContent: FRIENDS


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: friends

renderedContent: friends


rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

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rawContent: CLEAR

renderedContent: CLEAR


rawContent:
Do you remember what came Before?

👁

renderedContent:
Do you remember what came Before?

👁

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rawContent: Remember

renderedContent: Remember


rawContent: the Society is devoted to the betterment of blaseball

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rawContent: help them

renderedContent: help them


rawContent: oh c'mon twitter JUST came back up

renderedContent: oh c'mon twitter JUST came back up

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: focus wyatt

renderedContent: focus wyatt


rawContent: @blaseball no

renderedContent: @blaseball no

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rawContent: @blaseball please unplug it again

renderedContent: @blaseball please unplug it again

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rawContent: I took this tweet to our Data Crimes division but they were too busy dividing strings by each other

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Hey @SIBROfficial you should chart the data on which teams do/do not have a Pinterest account. The result might surprise you

displayname: DALE FOREVER

rawDescription: Former Twitter home of the Miami Dale. Ran by @BillyGalant.

location: Miami


rawContent: is this thing on

renderedContent: is this thing on

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
WHAT HAPPENED ON DAY 76?

- Leach Herman (Dallas) no-hitter https://t.co/fzpmUx3KPn
- Zero-pitch inning from Yeong-Ho Garcia (Yellowstone) https://t.co/KOIJiIpA4J
- One-batter inning from, who else, Don Mitchell (San Francisco) https://t.co/JQDBq6nVDN

renderedContent:
WHAT HAPPENED ON DAY 76?

- Leach Herman (Dallas) no-hitter reblase.sibr.dev/game/a32547f1-…
- Zero-pitch inning from Yeong-Ho Garcia (Yellowstone) reblase.sibr.dev/game/7e4c0078-…
- One-batter inning from, who else, Don Mitchell (San Francisco) reblase.sibr.dev/game/f5937996-…

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rawContent: there's a lot happening

renderedContent: there's a lot happening

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rawContent:
Season 10, Day 76 is gonna go down as a special one folks ... now add a no-hitter by @DallasSteaks' Leach Herman to the mix!

https://t.co/jIeecM0ijC

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Season 10, Day 76 is gonna go down as a special one folks ... now add a no-hitter by @DallasSteaks' Leach Herman to the mix!

reblase.sibr.dev/game/a32547f1-…

username: BiffIfh

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet

rawDescription:
Just a lil ol' Efreet, floating around the @SIBROfficial
Datablase, doing data things. Not associated with @blaseball, just cataloging the chaos.  He/him.

location: The SIBR Datablase

text: sibr.dev

username: DallasSteaks

displayname: Dallas Steaks


rawContent: @joel_a_clark are you thanking us for thinking this is nice, or

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: joel a clark


text: blaseball.com

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text: twitter.com/TheLandShakes/…

rawContent: >:( https://t.co/fcDbXONWRI

renderedContent: >:( https://t.co/fcDbXONWRI

username: TheLandShakes

displayname: For sale: clown shoes, never worn

rawDescription:
I'm Shaker! they/them. Artist, game designer.
AD @theLandThirsts

tip jar/marker fund:  https://t.co/mYwy5HdvRn

renderedDescription:
I'm Shaker! they/them. Artist, game designer.
AD @theLandThirsts

tip jar/marker fund:  ko-fi.com/thelandshakes

text: ko-fi.com/thelandshakes

text: earthshaking.itch.io

rawContent:
Our first observed zero pitch inning, by Yeong-Ho Garcio of the @magic_blaseball! 🔮

https://t.co/KOIJiI7Zdb https://t.co/MtkMhRIY3w

renderedContent:
Our first observed zero pitch inning, by Yeong-Ho Garcio of the @magic_blaseball! 🔮

reblase.sibr.dev/game/7e4c0078-… https://t.co/MtkMhRIY3w

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇


rawContent: @magic_blaseball Apologies to Yeong-Ho, I got really excited by all the birds flocking around me and misspelled "Garcia"

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds bir

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