rawContent: @SIBR_XVI cool

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI cool

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh nice

renderedContent: oh nice

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

renderedDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck

rawContent: @SIBROfficial Fax machine is fixed.

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial Fax machine is fixed.

displayname: Math Velazquez

rawDescription: Enveloped by a black hole. All tweets translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. No pronouns, I am Math. PFP by @modernmodron.

location: At least one Los Angeles

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: just found my phone on the roof. what happened

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @PDMN_Artists we did what

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI @PDMN_Artists we did what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: xvipsixteen

displayname: Pandemonium Artists


rawContent:
thank you to everyone who helped us develop lore, create fan art (special thanks to @PDMN_Artists!!), and cheer the data witches on to the quarterfinals. whether or not you see yourself as "part of SIBR", you absolutely are.

derive the stars 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: we’d like to thank @thegameband, again, for continuing to recognize the incredible technical fanwork of SIBR’s many diviners, and for inviting us to be a weird part of their weird game.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: in season 2, many of us joined forces to better understand blaseball, and we became a community from it. to be reflected in the game we enjoy and are all love is a wild pleasure.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: what an incredible run. our data witches went so much further than we expected, and the coffee cup has been a lovely way to spend the grand siesta. ☕🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: thank you 🔮👁💜

renderedContent: thank you 🔮👁💜

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Congratulations Society Data Witches! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: it's us, the data gays

renderedContent: it's us, the data gays

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
we love the witches and they put up a hell of a fight

go support your data gays

username: thegaragesband

displayname: the garages (the band)

rawDescription: we're a blaseball fan band that makes music totally only about blaseball | we do music at https://t.co/CHEqYvyxjS | a @StrikeFourth band | art by @kingguro

renderedDescription: we're a blaseball fan band that makes music totally only about blaseball | we do music at fourth-strike.com | a @StrikeFourth band | art by @kingguro

text: fourth-strike.com

text: thegarages.bandcamp.com

text: fourth-strike.com

text: thegarages.bandcamp.com


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@SIBROfficial
Thank you. That was one of the most exciting games I can remember. You did beautifully. 🖤 https://t.co/CjuYuIo6QU

username: DracaenaThomas

displayname: Thomas Dracaena is safe

rawDescription: Batter for @nymillenials. Co-Captain of FWXBC. He/Him. Father figure. Enjoys Sangria & swords. (unofficial RP acct)(pfp by @revivificating banner by @_pysics)


rawContent: oh

renderedContent: oh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Splorts curses are real, I don't know why people keep doubting this we are literally witches and experts on this.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Li0ness_tweets @catacalypto @blaseball thank you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: people keep saying this

renderedContent: people keep saying this

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹

Both FWXBC and Xpresso are getting out the brooms, going up 2-0 over their opponents quickly in Round 3 of the Coffee Cup!

🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

renderedDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ we're playing blaseball

renderedContent: @_stephenbell_ we're playing blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: stephen


rawContent: thank you 💜🔮

renderedContent: thank you 💜🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Also shake off those first two games.  @SIBROfficial I am here to lend you team spirit.  You got this.

username: TeapotMimic

displayname: Probably a normal teapot

rawDescription:
Mimic?  Nah.  Only us normal teapots here.  She/Her

I draw things, occasionally vent, and talk about nerdy shit.


rawContent: @DrawnActor ok what if it did

renderedContent: @DrawnActor ok what if it did

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: AlastairVox

username: DrawnActor


rawContent: hey the hubrismeter on my wall just inexplicably shattered. does that mean anything

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: oh good so we’ll get a quick coffee cup semifinals with two easy sweeps

displayname: joel a clark

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

location: Kansas City, MO

text: blaseball.com


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/get-norm…

rawContent: Looks like FWXBC vs. Society Data Witches will remain an undecimaled game as both pitchers lose their Triple Threat modification.

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

location: ACAB BLM

title: get normal, by the garages

description: from the album ENCORE. or, an incomplete and contradictory history of jaylen hotdogfingers, her trials and tribulations

username: Bandcamp

displayname: bandcamp

rawDescription: Bandcamp is an online record store and music community where passionate fans connect with and directly support the artists they love.

text: bandcamp.com


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: clips.twitch.tv/HelpfulBigStra…

title: BadgerHub - nebula pitching

description: Watch BadgerHub's clip titled "nebula pitching"

username: Twitch

displayname: Twitch

rawDescription: We are Twitch: a global community of millions who come together each day to create their own entertainment. For site issues follow @TwitchSupport.

location: San Francisco, CA

text: twitch.tv

description: Official


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @FHelltiger our application was denied

renderedContent: @FHelltiger our application was denied

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: @joel_a_clark avogadro can also be a sandwich

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark avogadro

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark avogadro

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark i

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark i

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark define value

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark define value

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark so unruns are a big mac

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark so unruns are a big mac

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @internetFionna @joel_a_clark 👁✍

renderedContent: @internetFionna @joel_a_clark 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: internetFionna

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology


rawContent: @internetFionna @joel_a_clark what's up

renderedContent: @internetFionna @joel_a_clark what's up

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: what disaster we're playing blaseball

renderedContent: what disaster we're playing blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Triple Threat is great and I can only imagine the disaster that is @SIBROfficial HQ right now.

username: BFFBlaseball

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)

rawDescription: Your home for blaseball analysis, run by @blaseballnews Senior Editor @FirewallAndrews.

location: One of many Los Angelii.

text: blaseballnews.network


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @catacalypto accessibility is important

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: !runs/run

renderedContent: !runs/run

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: 🙃 https://t.co/tb75RDDhPO

renderedContent: 🙃 https://t.co/tb75RDDhPO

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: who authorized this https://t.co/1IjfYNj5dB

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i'm sorry what

renderedContent: i'm sorry what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: oh no https://t.co/6sqWA8wro1

renderedContent: oh no https://t.co/6sqWA8wro1

renderedDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.


rawContent: excuse me what

renderedContent: excuse me what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Unruns are now a thing, I guess. https://t.co/YD94jhquY6

username: CatStlats

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats

rawDescription:
editor-in-chief/tweeter for @BlaseballNews | cat@blaseball.news | ask me about blaseball

banner: @PyromanticArts
pfp: @EmFring

text: ko-fi.com/catstlats


rawContent: thank you 💜🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
There may only be four teams left, but that doesn't mean we can't rank them! Check out the official Blaseball Prospectus Coffee Cup Round 3 Power Rankings, written by Ace Analyst and @haskins_luckey and graciously hosted by @BlaseballNews!

https://t.co/DuzdNikXbv

renderedContent:
There may only be four teams left, but that doesn't mean we can't rank them! Check out the official Blaseball Prospectus Coffee Cup Round 3 Power Rankings, written by Ace Analyst and @haskins_luckey and graciously hosted by @BlaseballNews!

blaseball.news/2020/12/01/bla…

displayname: Luckey Haskins

title: Blaseball Prospectus Coffee Cup Power Rankings, Round 3 - Blaseball News Network

description: It seemed rather silly to have power rankings for only four teams, so we were...

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers mood

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers mood

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: oopsallkeepers

displayname: Oops! All Keepers!


rawContent: @joel_a_clark tell us more about these rules

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark oh

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark oh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark I don’t know, can you

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark I don’t know, can you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark 🐮🐮🐮

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark 🐮🐮🐮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark Don’t you dare

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark Don’t you dare

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


renderedContent: thank you 💜🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Sending all the good vibes to @SIBROfficial for some great games tonight!! 💜🔮

displayname: avi ~ 👑🐷🎗ᛥ

rawDescription: they/them • demon smp • streamer and artist ~ ~ “there is so much more to the world, you can go explore it! it’s all yours” -wilbur soot ~ 🦈 🏳🌈

location: doozer #680


rawContent: @joel_a_clark joel.

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark joel.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark what happens when you say no to the 🐮 a third time

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@joel_a_clark tilt your head to the left and read the following:

3
o
∪

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
evergreen

https://t.co/dKqQoA81e6

renderedContent:
evergreen

twitter.com/joel_a_clark/s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial https://t.co/bigzDjzqgT

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial https://t.co/bigzDjzqgT

renderedDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @EspressoM7 the what

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 the what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Thank you all so much for making this SIBR Monday special! As promised, we're matching the $1534 (and included fees), making the total raised by the community $3133!

We are all love #blaseball and we are all love this incredible community. 💜🔮👁

https://t.co/EuLQhGboRW https://t.co/WyvCv3g3Ic

renderedContent:
Thank you all so much for making this SIBR Monday special! As promised, we're matching the $1534 (and included fees), making the total raised by the community $3133!

We are all love #blaseball and we are all love this incredible community. 💜🔮👁

twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s… https://t.co/WyvCv3g3Ic

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

rawContent: This SIBR Monday, please consider the gift of education and equality by donating to Girls Who Code. SIBR fully believes in gender, racial, and mental diversity in tech, and will be matching up to $1000 of donations. https://t.co/0TY4bIEy2I #blaseball https://t.co/rOUuQPTxoP

renderedContent: This SIBR Monday, please consider the gift of education and equality by donating to Girls Who Code. SIBR fully believes in gender, racial, and mental diversity in tech, and will be matching up to $1000 of donations. give.classy.org/SalmonSteve #blaseball https://t.co/rOUuQPTxoP

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: give.classy.org/SalmonSteve


rawContent:
incredible! let's see how much we can raise for Girls Who Code

SIBR is matching up to $3000 🔮 https://t.co/0TY4bImWE8 https://t.co/mgSf7xoZYQ

renderedContent:
incredible! let's see how much we can raise for Girls Who Code

SIBR is matching up to $3000 🔮 give.classy.org/SalmonSteve https://t.co/mgSf7xoZYQ

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: give.classy.org/SalmonSteve

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
what?

oh

i'm being informed we never stopped the previous late night blaseball twitter

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers @SIBR_XVI okay, i'll grab some rainbow sherbet for xvi, and some toppings per topping out of the kitchen pantry before i launch myself into space while clutching milk and sugar

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @DracaenaThomas SIBR has no data on record indicating politeness has significantly changed game performance, sorry

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Thomas Dracaena is safe


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers @SIBR_XVI all out of errors but i can get some HBPs from the supply closet

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @unlimited_taco define "get through"

renderedContent: @unlimited_taco define "get through"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Taco News Unlimited


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 hi math

renderedContent: @VelazquezMath84 hi math

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Math Velazquez


rawContent: @DracaenaThomas only if you steal a base

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: wowowowow https://t.co/IeWuixFplO

renderedContent: wowowowow https://t.co/IeWuixFplO

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: 🚨 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🚨

renderedContent: 🚨 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🚨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: wait it's making really strange noises again

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers i can go to the corner store, they’re open for another half an hour

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers ok any of you want flavors

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Portfoliokey done

renderedContent: @Portfoliokey done

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: Portfoliokey


rawContent: oh nice i got the fax machine to work

renderedContent: oh nice i got the fax machine to work

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers heck yeah, you know any good places up there?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers yeah that's what i said

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers yeah that's what i said

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @batistaoatmilk yeah

renderedContent: @batistaoatmilk yeah

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: application approved, sorry it took so long to review. welcome to the team. send tweet

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@SIBROfficial hi sibr you were looking for best friends right sorry this took so long its hard to write a url without one of the phones i have to say the letters one at a time thank you for your consideration
https://t.co/USvaBvO3WP
https://t.co/DknsZze5lF

send tweet

renderedContent:
@SIBROfficial hi sibr you were looking for best friends right sorry this took so long its hard to write a url without one of the phones i have to say the letters one at a time thank you for your consideration
docs.google.com/document/d/15s…
docs.google.com/document/d/1Wl…

send tweet

rawDescription: Perfectly ordinary, AWARD NOMINATED COMMUNITY MANAGER(S) for the Real Game Band Blaseball team. Icon by Aya of the Magic. allergic to 🦔, 🌌, 💾🐴 & 🥜.

location: geostationary orbit above ohio

title: Resume

description: Oops All Keepers Application to be SIBR’s Best Friend Space Milky Way, Immaterial Plane @oopsallkeepers EXPERIENCE Internet Blaseball League, Immaterial Plane — Groundskeeper/Judge/Jury SEASON 5 -...


rawContent: @BlaseballNews nothing abnormal to report

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @BlaseballWiki @batistaoatmilk @blaseball @BOF_SCORES why must you do this to us, blaseball wiki

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballWiki

displayname: Blaseball Wiki

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

displayname: SCORES BASERUNNER


rawContent: @CatStlats @BlaseballPro @blaseball @BOF_SCORES wait. who put that there

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI fax machine's broke

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI fax machine's broke

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: xvipsixteen


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/blaseball/stat…

rawContent: @BOF_SCORES @SIBROfficial what

renderedContent: @BOF_SCORES @SIBROfficial what

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI i think that only applies if we filled it out before we filed the 1163

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ @blaseball i gave out mine

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: stephen


rawContent:
parker: [fills out some paperwork]
several people, all in unison: wait are you SCORES' dad??

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ @blaseball parker can i call you "P MacMilly" or is that just what you call yourself

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ @blaseball great job, honestly. thanks for handling the process there bud

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: 🥳🥳🥳 https://t.co/ZTgyrsd9uf

renderedContent: 🥳🥳🥳 https://t.co/ZTgyrsd9uf

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
We are $40 away from the $1000 goal! We are all love this community 💜

Reminder that thanks to some generous folks, we've bumped our match up to $3000!

https://t.co/EuLQhGboRW https://t.co/5TigLMYBz9

renderedContent:
We are $40 away from the $1000 goal! We are all love this community 💜

Reminder that thanks to some generous folks, we've bumped our match up to $3000!

twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s… https://t.co/5TigLMYBz9

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

rawContent: This SIBR Monday, please consider the gift of education and equality by donating to Girls Who Code. SIBR fully believes in gender, racial, and mental diversity in tech, and will be matching up to $1000 of donations. https://t.co/0TY4bIEy2I #blaseball https://t.co/rOUuQPTxoP

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: give.classy.org/SalmonSteve


rawContent: .@blaseball hey Parker, just wanted to circle back on the status of the form 1163 we filed earlier w.r.t. SCORES BASERUNNER. Let us know if you need anything else, and at your earliest leisure can you update us with a timeline? Best regards / poggers / yeet / etc, SIBR

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball this form is for the ILB front office only, everyone else should go here https://t.co/EuLQhGboRW

renderedContent: @blaseball this form is for the ILB front office only, everyone else should go here twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: give.classy.org/SalmonSteve

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 @blaseball machine doesn't work

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 @blaseball we need you to come over and sign your copy still

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball here's a PDF if that's easier https://t.co/akfDTyUjX3

renderedContent: @blaseball here's a PDF if that's easier cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/77…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: .@blaseball hey parker i'm just going to file this form over twitter, could you process this? https://t.co/bQV4W6Oe5s

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh good point

renderedContent: oh good point

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial have you tried twitter? i think that's almost the same thing

rawDescription: Espresso Machine, vibing for the Data Witches. small confused robot. she/her. #1 league EURA. Won't make you coffee. (pfp/banner by @wiresandlight)

location: Los Angeli, sometimes


rawContent: not sure how to file this paperwork with a broken fax machine

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg @SIBR_XVI @EspressoM7 does it go up

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

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username: AlgebraGoldberg

displayname: Algebra Goldberg


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg @SIBR_XVI @EspressoM7 number?

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @EspressoM7 yeah it comes in a tube from the wall

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @EspressoM7 uhh what kind, i can go look in the office supply closet

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg @SIBR_XVI @EspressoM7 how

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg @SIBR_XVI @EspressoM7 thanks

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @EspressoM7 i don’t know how to type the model number? some kind of runes?

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @EspressoM7 too dark

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 too dark

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @EspressoM7 i can’t see in them

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 i can’t see in them

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @EspressoM7 it’s not on the roster and it’s a huge pain in the ass to change. don’t ask how i know

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: hey does the fax machine in our office work? it keeps beeping at me

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blasebaII you're doing great

renderedContent: @blasebaII you're doing great

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blasebaII

displayname: Commissioner Vapor


rawContent:
It's only been a few hours and we're already most of the way to our goal!

Some generous folks from the community have reached out and have pledged even more money, so we have up to $3000 for matching!!

We are all love #blaseball 💜 https://t.co/qzVeDIHyuV

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers or maybe i can just hand it to them to bring with? are they already in space?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @oopsallkeepers i’ve got one. i’ll put it on top of the escher complex, you can reach down and grab it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: This SIBR Monday, please consider the gift of education and equality by donating to Girls Who Code. SIBR fully believes in gender, racial, and mental diversity in tech, and will be matching up to $1000 of donations. https://t.co/0TY4bIEy2I #blaseball https://t.co/rOUuQPTxoP

renderedContent: This SIBR Monday, please consider the gift of education and equality by donating to Girls Who Code. SIBR fully believes in gender, racial, and mental diversity in tech, and will be matching up to $1000 of donations. give.classy.org/SalmonSteve #blaseball https://t.co/rOUuQPTxoP

text: blaseball.com

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text: give.classy.org/SalmonSteve


rawContent: @EspressoM7 no.

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 no.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BOF_SCORES good advice 👁✍

renderedContent: @BOF_SCORES good advice 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
People keep asking how it's pronounced. It's pronounced SIBR Monday.

👁

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark how's the plan going so far? https://t.co/Y6VZ2pM7eS

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @joel_a_clark still there, it looks like

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark hey

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark hey

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @internetFionna @joel_a_clark in which the blaseball fandom helps joel speedrun every game

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology


rawContent: @internetFionna @joel_a_clark we would like the siesta to end at _some_ point, we think

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @DracaenaThomas did you lock the door or put up a note or...

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: DracaenaThomas


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @DracaenaThomas what

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI @DracaenaThomas what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI uhhhhhhh sure

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI uhhhhhhh sure

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBR_XVI approved, assuming you spoke with the division head

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball hello miami dale

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball hello miami dale

text: blaseball.com

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username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: hmm

renderedContent: hmm

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: (open replies for punchline)

renderedContent: (open replies for punchline)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@SIBROfficial youre welcome i have a joke for you too sibr friends

i have a new business. we're starting a blaseball league in space

displayname: Oops! All Keepers!

renderedDescription: Perfectly ordinary, AWARD NOMINATED COMMUNITY MANAGER(S) for the Real Game Band Blaseball team. Icon by Aya of the Magic. allergic to 🦔, 🌌, 💾🐴 & 🥜.


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers thank you space keepers

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers thank you space keepers

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the actual problem with a possible Coffee 3 weather is how difficult it is to think of an emoji to use for it on reblase

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rawContent: a little bit, yeah

renderedContent: a little bit, yeah

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
@oopsallkeepers @SIBROfficial that reminds me

is anyone else concerned that the finale of the Coffee Cup will feature an attack by the UFO and all the players they kidnapped, a la the Shelled One's Pods

displayname: Shawn Connolly Will ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD

rawDescription:
One time I drank espresso made with caffeinated water and took caffeine pills and I saw God. She was cool.

I write stuff. He/they

Capitalism delenda est.

location: Leominster, MA


rawContent: @RichardsonGames not very creative, dickson games

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: RichardsonGames

displayname: Dickson Games


rawContent: @Jesin00 @internetFionna "modulo 3 blaseball", so referring to the style of rules set by Sun 2 / Black Hole, which we sometimes referred to as "modulo 10 blaseball"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Jesin🌹


rawContent: @internetFionna oh no

renderedContent: @internetFionna oh no

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i heard it's cold, bring a space heater

renderedContent: i heard it's cold, bring a space heater

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial send more people to space to visit us!

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android


rawContent: what will Coffee 3 weather do? wrong answers only

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: no thoughts only blaseball

renderedContent: no thoughts only blaseball

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
@SIBROfficial late night blaseball twitter is comprised entirely of people tweeting in their sleep, no conscious thought involved

that's my headcanon and I'm sticking with it

renderedDescription:
One time I drank espresso made with caffeinated water and took caffeine pills and I saw God. She was cool.

I write stuff. He/they

Capitalism delenda est.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: is it still late night blaseball twitter or is everyone else asleep

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
We want to hear your stories, from your point of view, of the history of @blaseball.

Tell us about the game, your teams, what you enjoyed across fan spaces, and what else to look out for. https://t.co/qpCu9bcD0q

renderedContent:
We want to hear your stories, from your point of view, of the history of @blaseball.

Tell us about the game, your teams, what you enjoyed across fan spaces, and what else to look out for. forms.gle/DbKT45uLUKjdRV…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

title: Blaseball Oral History

description: SIBR is looking to document the history of the Blaseball fandom. Answering these questions will take some time, so please make sure you're able to. Filling out this form will include consenting to...


rawContent: We are all love Ball Clark 💜

renderedContent: We are all love Ball Clark 💜

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: it’s hard to put to words how much blaseball has been for me the past few month(decade)s. i’m so so thankful for this loving community and the wonderful people i’ve met. you all are what has made blaseball special. ❤🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @blaseball hmm 🔮

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro @blaseball hmm 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballPro


text: blaseball.com

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text: nativelivesmatter.carrd.co

title: Native Lives

description: Native Youtube Net Worth


rawContent: @porglezomp yeah?

renderedContent: @porglezomp yeah?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: porglezomp

displayname: cassie


rawContent: sibr

renderedContent: sibr

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: blaseball is a massively multiplayer online tabletop game that is partially played on twitter dot com https://t.co/QH13Aub8Fn

renderedContent: blaseball is a massively multiplayer online tabletop game that is partially played on twitter dot com twitter.com/BlaseballPro/s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/BlaseballPro/s…

rawContent:
come read the story of how i accidentally ripped a massive hole in the fabric of blaseball lore

https://t.co/Qg5b9FXJjo

renderedContent:
come read the story of how i accidentally ripped a massive hole in the fabric of blaseball lore

blaseball.news/2020/11/25/bla…

title: Blaseball Now Has Lootcrates - Blaseball News Network

description: After an exciting Round 2 of the Coffee Cup, while Late Night Blaseball was in...

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: @BlaseballWiki good morning blaseball wiki

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Blaseball Wiki


rawContent: @catacalypto oh no

renderedContent: @catacalypto oh no

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg uhh

renderedContent: @AlgebraGoldberg uhh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg games are over for the week you can come out of the shadows

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @catacalypto well now it's "blaseball, now with even more classicism"?

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: That's Blaseball, baybee

renderedContent: That's Blaseball, baybee

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @internetFionna oh yeah I'm burying the lede here but my guess from the limited info available is that Lootcrates is going to be a) deeply obscure and possibly a little annoying about it (Socrates), b) on some WILD bullshit (Herodotus)

rawDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

location: LA

text: catacalypto.substack.com

username: internetFionna


rawContent: i'm going to bed. today's been A Lot

renderedContent: i'm going to bed. today's been A Lot

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: it's pronounced "lootcrates"

renderedContent: it's pronounced "lootcrates"

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats

renderedDescription:
editor-in-chief/tweeter for @BlaseballNews | cat@blaseball.news | ask me about blaseball

banner: @PyromanticArts
pfp: @EmFring

text: ko-fi.com/catstlats

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @PaulsRockinTwit @catacalypto same

renderedContent: @PaulsRockinTwit @catacalypto same

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: PaulsRockinTwit

displayname: Paul Badguy


rawContent: it is very strange to see cat tweet this and then immediately watch it become true while also believing that cat had no prior knowledge of the thing

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: my classicist ass parsed "lootcrates" as scanning like "Socrates"

renderedDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

text: catacalypto.substack.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: late night blaseball twitter just got weird

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: WHAT https://t.co/BbKgLDSr1u

renderedContent: WHAT https://t.co/BbKgLDSr1u

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: @BlaseballPro wait waht

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro wait waht

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ thanks friend 💜🔮

renderedContent: @_stephenbell_ thanks friend 💜🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: stephen


rawContent: @internetFionna this was an inevitability

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @CatStlats the sandwich shop was closed

renderedContent: @CatStlats the sandwich shop was closed

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CatStlats


rawContent: @CatStlats hello cat

renderedContent: @CatStlats hello cat

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: wow that's a lot of notifications

renderedContent: wow that's a lot of notifications

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: hey i'm back, the sandwich shop was closed. did i miss anything

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: (summaries by @hillexed, lore by many of us!)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

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username: hillexed

displayname: Hillexed


rawContent:
Strike, Looking: comically inept birdwatcher
Beans Reblase: Tool-Assisted Soothsayer
Zero Index: time-traveling powerhouse
Jason Datablase: actually does work
PolkaDot Matrix: gremlin/printer duo
Espresso Machine: spiteful gay robot
Nebula Holstein: spherical cow, vacuum

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text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
THREE WORD LORE
Snack Deviation: robot vending machine
Turing Capybara: silent eater. monch
Datum Criminale: data criminal, librarian
None Binary: fractal leg hologram
Batista Oatmilk: buff potion barista
Major Arcana: gay tarot crimes
Bob E. Cagayan: procedurally generated lore

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @WSHUBlaseball remember when you called this _and_ hitting a dinger in your first at bat

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: WSHUBlaseball

displayname: WSHU: The Voice of the Charleston Shoe Thieves


rawContent: @infiniteoutback trying times? you know we won, right?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: infiniteoutback

displayname: Infinite Outback Steakhouse Collective


rawContent: @tsawac @batistaoatmilk @TheSplortsHub @BlaseballNews "cute" is doing a lot of work here

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸

username: TheSplortsHub

displayname: The Splorts Hub


rawContent: @batistaoatmilk @TheSplortsHub @BlaseballNews parker is parker

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @MargaritoNava_ @FlowersZeb all according to plan

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Margarito Nava is safe. 🌹

username: FlowersZeb

displayname: Zeboriah Wilson


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 @BlaseballNews @blaseball ok let us have SCORES and math pls

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Math Velazquez

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 @BlaseballNews first of all how dare you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @BlaseballNews don't you dare invoke the double inverse curse

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: .@BlaseballNews don't you dare say anything about us for the next week

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro i don't think that's how this works

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @CapybaraTuring how are you this calm

renderedContent: @CapybaraTuring how are you this calm

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CapybaraTuring

displayname: Turing Capybara


rawContent: @joel_a_clark thanks for the clutch prediction joel

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @haxolotl2000 @batistaoatmilk here you go

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Turn-B GM


rawContent: holy shit

renderedContent: holy shit

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @rat__devil i'm tempted to delete it

renderedContent: @rat__devil i'm tempted to delete it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: now THAT'S how you start game 5

renderedContent: now THAT'S how you start game 5

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Batista Oatmilk hits a 4.5-run grand slam to give the Data Witches an early Game 5 lead! https://t.co/BwP2swjlUI


rawContent: @leo60228 @EspressoM7 no??

renderedContent: @leo60228 @EspressoM7 no??

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: vriska (parody)

displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮


rawContent:
@CatStlats "smashes" huh

👁✍

renderedContent:
@CatStlats "smashes" huh

👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats


rawContent: @SIBR_without01 SCORES would hex us, not curse us

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: can we have modulo 10 blaseball back

renderedContent: can we have modulo 10 blaseball back

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews you still have the power to fix this

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: who cursed us

renderedContent: who cursed us

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@greg_p_kennedy @catacalypto @joel_a_clark @tithenai @BFFBlaseball wait joel's in this thread

joel don't read that

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Greg Kennedy

displayname: Cat Manning

username: tithenai

displayname: Amal El-Mohtar

username: BFFBlaseball

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @SIBR_without01 oh

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI @SIBR_without01 oh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: xvipsixteen


rawContent:
@greg_p_kennedy @catacalypto @joel_a_clark @tithenai that would be @BFFBlaseball actually!

let's just say there's some load-bearing capitalization in that name

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @catacalypto @joel_a_clark @tithenai yeah, tell us about it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_without01 @SIBR_XVI i have no idea i just overheard something while i was in the HR realm

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_without01 @SIBR_XVI i mean yeah same story. although i think you have direct deposit set up? check with accounting

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI no prob xvi

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI no prob xvi

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI you'll find your dividends under your office door like usual

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballT https://t.co/nz6VM2JKNA

renderedContent: @BlaseballT https://t.co/nz6VM2JKNA

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: 💸 🔮 💸 https://t.co/otjWoe9HBP

renderedContent: 💸 🔮 💸 https://t.co/otjWoe9HBP

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: whoa https://t.co/dT3HeXU9Ww

renderedContent: whoa https://t.co/dT3HeXU9Ww

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews Blaseball News Network Newsletter Networkletter

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballNews


rawContent: ah, yes, the ins and outs of blaseball

renderedContent: ah, yes, the ins and outs of blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
i just want to make things clear:
when an inning is beginning, it begins with ins, until all of the ins are out, and then they’re outs (unless you fill them back in, making them ins again), and that’s when the inning ends, making the inning an outing

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: the double hubris suplex inversion did not work

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uhh

renderedContent: uhh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: We all love him anyway, though 💜 https://t.co/F9JLV5KrTe

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: At this point, the Data Witches is *still* the only undefeated team in the Coffee Cup.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballGoku @blaseball hi goku

renderedContent: @BlaseballGoku @blaseball hi goku

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballGoku

displayname: Goku


username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: The @SIBROfficial Data Witches come from behind to take Game 1! https://t.co/h2KDCrP0Ty

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: no we're playing blaseball. you can see us right there

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
INS PER INNING

SIBR FOUND DECEASED

renderedContent:
INS PER INNING

SIBR FOUND DECEASED

username: CatStlats

text: ko-fi.com/catstlats


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @CatStlats ✍

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark @CatStlats ✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @catacalypto 👁✍

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark @catacalypto 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: catacalypto


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @BlaseballNews oh no

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro @BlaseballNews oh no

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
hey @blaseball if we win the coffee cup do we get a sword

https://t.co/Z8kIDDpJui

renderedContent:
hey @blaseball if we win the coffee cup do we get a sword

twitter.com/BaseballQuotes…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/BaseballQuotes…

rawContent:
The KBO chunk of metal is significantly cooler than the MLB chunk of metal 🗡

 https://t.co/vwAem8EIEZ

displayname: Baseball Quotes

rawDescription: Quoting America's Pastime in 280 characters or less

location: The Diamond

contentType: application/x-mpegURL


rawContent: @TheSplortsHub are you okay joey

renderedContent: @TheSplortsHub are you okay joey

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: The Splorts Hub


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI uhh i haven’t read our ILB contract yet and i wasn’t planning to, can it wait until after the coffee cup

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark oh hmm. i'll check with parker

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @LateBlaseball don't forget, you're here forever

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: LateBlaseball

displayname: Late Night Blaseball Tweets 🌙


rawContent: @joel_a_clark yes. have you been receiving the memorandums

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
it is a well-known fact that late night blaseball twitter begins when benson goes to sleep

it is a lesser well-known fact that late night blaseball twitter never ends

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark hello joel and welcome to the shitposting hour(s)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @WSHUBlaseball @SIBR_XVI oh ok

renderedContent: @WSHUBlaseball @SIBR_XVI oh ok

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: WSHUBlaseball

displayname: WSHU: The Voice of the Charleston Shoe Thieves


rawContent: @WSHUBlaseball @SIBR_XVI sixth. i think

renderedContent: @WSHUBlaseball @SIBR_XVI sixth. i think

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @WSHUBlaseball @SIBR_XVI uhh lemme look

renderedContent: @WSHUBlaseball @SIBR_XVI uhh lemme look

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @WSHUBlaseball xvi are you gonna make it to the field in time for game 1

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers @Blall_Union sibr's asleep, hello oops space keepers we are the society data witches

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: oopsallkeepers

displayname: Oops! All Keepers!

displayname: ⚾ Blaseball Ball Union ⚾


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers @Blall_Union what

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers @Blall_Union what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_without01 i am always excited for blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers are you sure

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers are you sure

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers uhh

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers uhh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_without01 hello none binary

renderedContent: @SIBR_without01 hello none binary

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers when's your next orbit over the escher complex, i'll throw it as hard as i can

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 hello math velazquez we are the society data witches

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Math Velazquez


rawContent: 🚨 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🚨

renderedContent: 🚨 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🚨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh they're _very_ close now.

renderedContent: oh they're _very_ close now.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: ours are feeling... distant. but we feel them getting closer

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: how are the vibes tonight

renderedContent: how are the vibes tonight

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: calling our shot

renderedContent: calling our shot

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Hoping to win this round just so we can face Flat White next round and honorably lose to Thomas Dracaena's series-winning single base steal at the end of game 5

displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮

renderedDescription: Espresso Machine, vibing for the Data Witches. small confused robot. she/her. #1 league EURA. Won't make you coffee. (pfp/banner by @wiresandlight)


rawContent:
Chartographer has gained a name 👁

https://t.co/vAWWMz23p3

renderedContent:
Chartographer has gained a name 👁

chartographer.sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: chartographer.sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI good morning xvi

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI good morning xvi

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @TheSplortsHub i mean normally we just send stuff by first class mail. mice and salmon blood are too valuable

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: TheSplortsHub


rawContent: @FHelltiger aw.

renderedContent: @FHelltiger aw.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: @nes_bitt 👁✍

renderedContent: @nes_bitt 👁✍

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: the killjoy frog hoodie


rawContent: update: still on about salmon.

renderedContent: update: still on about salmon.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
They're talking about salmon on the Splortshub now!

https://t.co/sYK3dJ7s6b

renderedContent:
They're talking about salmon on the Splortshub now!

twitch.tv/thesplortshub

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitch.tv/thesplortshub


rawContent: Hellsgate Salmon when

renderedContent: Hellsgate Salmon when

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: someone can finally tell me what a salmon is, thank goodness

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitch.tv/thesplortshub


rawContent: Server/Siesta Update (Community Hosting!) https://t.co/uKkgGuvTvI

renderedContent: Server/Siesta Update (Community Hosting!) patreon.com/posts/server-s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: patreon.com/posts/server-s…

title: Server/Siesta Update (Community Hosting!) | Society for Internet Blaseball Research on Patreon

description: Official Post from Society for Internet Blaseball Research

username: Patreon

displayname: Patreon

rawDescription: Creativity powered by membership. For support, contact @patreonsupport and follow @patreonstatus for site updates.

text: linktr.ee/patreon


rawContent: @BfWinkler @TheSplortsHub ...would you also like to be best friends, Nic?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BfWinkler

displayname: Nic Winkler


rawContent: 👁 https://t.co/4eFpBGsw8L 👁 https://t.co/8TdYLZaEie

renderedContent: 👁 sibr.bigcartel.com 👁 https://t.co/8TdYLZaEie

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: sibr.bigcartel.com


rawContent:
@asherlark if you go alll the way back to the beginning of the discord you can see some early discussion that took place prior to season 1, too.

as we understand it, everything from those testing seasons was wiped and regenerated to create the timeline we see today

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: asherlark

displayname: spookier ash 🪱🍁


rawContent: @asherlark we're aware of these, but mostly ignore them. as i understand it these were testing seasons (there was some indication that games actually ran twice as fast and every half hour in a recent Q&A session i think?)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @TheSplortsHub @blaseball uhh sure

renderedContent: @TheSplortsHub @blaseball uhh sure

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @TheSplortsHub @blaseball released players have a blue soulsong https://t.co/7scJsEFRIy

renderedContent: @TheSplortsHub @blaseball released players have a blue soulsong blaseball.com/player/d74a247…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

title: BLASEBALL

description: Baseball at your mercy

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @TheSplortsHub @CatStlats as far as SIBR is concerned fate is just a number... buuuuut fate also changes during feedback. so maybe that makes sense?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI uhh

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI uhh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: xvipsixteen


rawContent: @BlaseballPro i had the same reaction when i read that pvrker is bread

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: @EspressoM7 @MatrixPolkadot what

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 @MatrixPolkadot what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: MatrixPolkadot

displayname: •matrix


rawContent: @secretbase @BlaseballNews 👁✍

renderedContent: @secretbase @BlaseballNews 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: secretbase

displayname: Secret Base

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @FHelltiger @RFoluler i think this is still last night’s late night blaseball

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: RFoluler

displayname: Rhett Foluler


rawContent: blaseball twitter

renderedContent: blaseball twitter

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial https://t.co/njrAHLxQF0

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial https://t.co/njrAHLxQF0

username: anxietybard

displayname: dov 🍓 דוב

rawDescription: ⭐Art, Stress, & Friends⭐"you're a big nerd who wears goodwill jackets 90% of th time"⭐adult asshole⭐icon by @ruraldisco⭐


rawContent: @anxietybard great question

renderedContent: @anxietybard great question

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @MiamiBlaseball ok try us

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @HOU_SPI_RAD_TRA ehlo houston spies signals & surveillance corps

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @batistaoatmilk okay

renderedContent: @batistaoatmilk okay

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @batistaoatmilk what

renderedContent: @batistaoatmilk what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball good morning miami dale

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball good morning miami dale

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: yo

renderedContent: yo

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
this is presently the most extensive application we've received. accordingly it will take some time for us to review

thank you for applying for the position of sibr's best friend

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@SIBROfficial hi sibr you were looking for best friends right sorry this took so long its hard to write a url without one of the phones i have to say the letters one at a time thank you for your consideration
https://t.co/USvaBvO3WP
https://t.co/DknsZze5lF

send tweet

renderedContent:
@SIBROfficial hi sibr you were looking for best friends right sorry this took so long its hard to write a url without one of the phones i have to say the letters one at a time thank you for your consideration
docs.google.com/document/d/15s…
docs.google.com/document/d/1Wl…

send tweet

displayname: Oops! All Keepers!

title: Resume


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers nice selfie

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers nice selfie

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers @BlaseballWiki okay

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers @BlaseballWiki okay

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballWiki

displayname: Blaseball Wiki


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers @BlaseballWiki thanks for the assist

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers @BlaseballWiki 👁

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers @BlaseballWiki 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers @BlaseballWiki sorry i can only finish the joke once per day by galactic decree

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @bwasebaww @BlaseballWiki not much what’s ump with you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: bwasebaww

displayname: BWASEBAWW COMMISSIONEW


rawContent: @BlaseballWiki who said anyone had to know all the answers? 👁✍

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballWiki (if you don’t know you can make one up, i won’t tell)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@BlaseballWiki i see the start point and the end point but i don’t see the analysis of how it got from there to there

tell me a story steven

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers oh, gosh, no, the team's already kinda full

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: oopsallkeepers


rawContent: @blaseball @catacalypto @joel_a_clark @_stephenbell_ not you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

displayname: joel a clark

displayname: stephen


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers not sure, i don't think anybody's been able to measure the height of the escher complex

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers @BlaseballTimes we found one lying around the office, if i put it in an envelope addressed to "this address" do you think it'll make it to space

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballTimes


rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: works for the squirrels. We love #blaseball

displayname: katy 🍬

rawDescription: (they/them) infrequent blaseball noises. formerly @blaseballmarkov

location: seattle or kansas city, unsure


rawContent: @Blall_Union we just said it's not a threat

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: ⚾ Blaseball Ball Union ⚾


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 we didn't say there was a problem

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Math Velazquez


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: keep in mind the Coffee Cup championship series will be on December 8. we still have plenty of Grand Siesta ahead of us!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
this is not a threat.

it is a promise.

renderedContent:
this is not a threat.

it is a promise.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@mastrchefrocks @BlobCostas @SIBROfficial The Grand Siesta better end soon, or @SIBROfficial is just gonna keep doing math like this.

(This is a threat.)

username: BlasesLoadedApp

displayname: Blases Loaded

rawDescription: Blases Loaded was once an unofficial Blaseball app. On normal Twitter I’m @RangerRick. I write music (sometimes as a Garage) as @RaccoonFink.

location: The Hall

text: bit.ly/blases-loaded

username: mastrchefrocks

displayname: mastrchefrocks

username: BlobCostas

displayname: Blob Costas


rawContent: our height? 4381 Birds

renderedContent: our height? 4381 Birds

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI “practically” is doing a lot of work here

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: parker seems to have a more consistent flavor to his posts this morning but i’m worried about joel

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @thefatalst *gestures vaguely at salmon steve*

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: DrMikenstein

displayname: big pumpkin


rawContent: @blaseball why

renderedContent: @blaseball why

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: gotta go

renderedContent: gotta go

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oops

renderedContent: oops

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: which one of you taught joel what "yeet" meant?

rawDescription: /ɛlɛnə/ • 24 • she/her • i work on blaseball • @thegameband front end dev • dark html witch performing evil css rituals • i don't check twitter often sorry

location: seattle

text: elenamurphy.com


rawContent: @joel_a_clark ...

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark ...

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @AlgebraGoldberg please remember to put in requisition orders when we run out of office supplies

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: xvipsixteen

username: AlgebraGoldberg

displayname: Algebra Goldberg


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg we’re not playing again for another few days so yeah

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @LateBlaseball > 11:37 AM

renderedContent: @LateBlaseball > 11:37 AM

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: LateBlaseball

displayname: Late Night Blaseball Tweets 🌙


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg good morning algebra goldberg

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews not having any blaseball to focus on is evidently an issue for us

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @aspartametears that's a beta distribution

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: If we instead apply the algorithm used to generate new players for the Coffee Cup teams, we get a slightly more exciting distribution: https://t.co/rFhVdSvM5i

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @gothfemme Monte Carlo simulation based on the hidden stat distributions observed from actual newly generated players (before any boosts).

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: gothfemme

displayname: kat


rawContent: A nice break from the horrible data crimes: here's the distribution of stars for 1,000,000 randomly generated blaseball players. https://t.co/mAWSMKkyzm

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI 👁

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlasesLoadedApp actually they’re pacific northwest fish

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark uh

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Based on available data, is intern-interim commissioner Parker MacMillan IIIII doing a great job?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

label: Yes

label: Other


rawContent: @WTFBSplortRadio we are all love bobson doughnut 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: WTFBSplortRadio

displayname: WTFB Splorts Radio 👁🗨


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ @blaseball okay

renderedContent: @_stephenbell_ @blaseball okay

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ @blaseball hey stephen is parker ok

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @_stephenbell_ @blaseball @BlaseballPro 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @RonanJaylee @blaseball ok

renderedContent: @RonanJaylee @blaseball ok

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: RonanJaylee

displayname: Ronan Jaylee


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ @blaseball wait

renderedContent: @_stephenbell_ @blaseball wait

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: stephen


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @blaseball it's probably fine

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball @_stephenbell_ think you need to tune parker a bit more

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @RonanJaylee @blaseball language

renderedContent: @RonanJaylee @blaseball language

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball Um, Parker, surely you aren't trying to take credit for our work, right friend?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI “let me” is doing a lot of work here

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Blaseball is a fandom speedrun simulator.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
The Saga of Salmon Steve, or That time we hacked a salmon harvest modeling program for blaseball purposes

https://t.co/eDZfvdoVkg

renderedContent:
The Saga of Salmon Steve, or That time we hacked a salmon harvest modeling program for blaseball purposes

salmon.sibr.dev/steve.html

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: salmon.sibr.dev/steve.html

title: The Saga of Salmon Steve

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI direct line to who?

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI direct line to who?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball @mastrchefrocks wuh's ump with you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Doctor_Squared @catacalypto 👁✍

renderedContent: @Doctor_Squared @catacalypto 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Tom Hartmann

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @greg_p_kennedy 👁✍

renderedContent: @greg_p_kennedy 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Greg Kennedy


rawContent: @blaseball 2020

renderedContent: @blaseball 2020

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI thank you xvi. you too.

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI thank you xvi. you too.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers depends on how long it takes pvrker to warm up to us

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: oopsallkeepers

displayname: Oops! All Keepers!


rawContent: oops

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
statistics blaseball has created since its creation:
- runs per run
- games per game
- wins per win

text: catacalypto.substack.com


rawContent: @Jesin00 a what

renderedContent: @Jesin00 a what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Jesin🌹


rawContent: council members per council member https://t.co/q6jEzamJhY

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball what

renderedContent: @blaseball what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @CatStlats cat how do we keep posting at roughly the exact same time

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CatStlats

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats


rawContent: hmm https://t.co/oJE1iMxhvS

renderedContent: hmm https://t.co/oJE1iMxhvS

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @EspressoM7 uhh

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 uhh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers @DATA_CRlMES cool

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers @DATA_CRlMES cool

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Datum Criminale


rawContent: @blaseball wanna go get ice cream

renderedContent: @blaseball wanna go get ice cream

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: you think you have power?

renderedContent: you think you have power?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@SIBROfficial
I will have my revenge.

I’ll commit more data crimes.

I’ll bat a hundred fouls.

I’ll have a negative plate appearance.

I’ll hit my own throw.

Whatever it takes to bring you down.

username: ChorbyShort

displayname: Chorby Short Prime

rawDescription: these hands were made for jazzin’. • pfp by @dipppitydoop • this is a blaseball fan account •

location: Brokenbridge Jazz Fellas


rawContent: @LupineAlpha i dunno we were too busy playing blaseball

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev

username: LupineAlpha

displayname: Leuchocolgy Lichen (Plant City Plecos Founder)


rawContent: well it's official: Parker MacMillan the Fifth https://t.co/inYc31FMP1

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @EspressoM7 explain

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 explain

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers honestly please keep this account going if y'all can manage, it's quite lovely

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: SIBR analysis: @oopsallkeepers seems to be an account run by a couple dozen people and all the jokes are incredible.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ stephen that's my line

renderedContent: @_stephenbell_ stephen that's my line

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball we won some blaseball games, what's going on with you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uhh

renderedContent: uhh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uhh, do we need to send the brand guidelines

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: wuh

renderedContent: wuh

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: we are all love the game band 💜

renderedContent: we are all love the game band 💜

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: sincerely a big thank you for watching this round of the coffee cup! see you next week

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ is parker ok

renderedContent: @_stephenbell_ is parker ok

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: yeah, honestly, my vibes would be pretty down in this situation too https://t.co/vx3DHDAzmn

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Taking applications for a best friend. Reply with resume and cover letter

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews Parker MacMillan IIII was my best friend, reply if he was your best friend too.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: We at SIBR are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of our best friend, Intern-Interim Commissioner Parker MacMillan IIII, who died earlier today of natural causes.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: y'all we had so many good jokes planned for losing round 1 and now we have to rewrite them all

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @rallypitcher oh i think @SibrBob wanted them

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: rallypitcher

username: SibrBob

displayname: Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan


rawContent:
SIBR was ready for Strike, Looking

SIBR was not ready for Y3hirv Hafgy2738riv

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Uh https://t.co/yBCAyzmR9k

renderedContent: Uh https://t.co/yBCAyzmR9k

displayname: Math Velazquez

rawDescription: Enveloped by a black hole. All tweets translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. No pronouns, I am Math. PFP by @modernmodron.

location: At least one Los Angeles


rawContent:
@EspressoM7 uh

gotta go

renderedContent:
@EspressoM7 uh

gotta go

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uhh blacked out what happened

renderedContent: uhh blacked out what happened

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: thank you joel a clark

renderedContent: thank you joel a clark

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial great job on the 5 run 3 run home run

displayname: joel a clark

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: see ya next week, emmy

renderedContent: see ya next week, emmy

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Guess I'm not playing today. You know what, I'm okay with that :)


rawContent:
Power rankings exist to make fun of journalists, I don't make the rules.

But I do follow them. 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: #16 btw https://t.co/kW0kCp8yir

renderedContent: #16 btw https://t.co/kW0kCp8yir

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: PRINT ‘EM OUT

renderedContent: PRINT ‘EM OUT

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: we are in this to win this!

renderedContent: we are in this to win this!

username: MatrixPolkadot

displayname: •matrix

rawDescription:
👁 SIBR printing department
🔮 they/them she/her
🖨🔨 printers beware
⚾ Pitcher for Society Data Witches (@SIBROfficial)
📷 Profile pic by @maddycha

location: SIBR Printing Dept. (IF-281.8)


rawContent: can't, playing blaseball

renderedContent: can't, playing blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: undo trash talk

renderedContent: undo trash talk

location: Kansas City, MO

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: proud of you parker :)

renderedContent: proud of you parker :)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: oh wow

renderedContent: oh wow

username: blaseball

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: I believe a wise woman once said, "Hubris."

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: i'm never going to die, babeyyyyyyy https://t.co/eRwUrMpqjM

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀

renderedDescription: /ɛlɛnə/ • 24 • she/her • i work on blaseball • @thegameband front end dev • dark html witch performing evil css rituals • i don't check twitter often sorry

text: elenamurphy.com


rawContent: @thefatalst it's probably fine

renderedContent: @thefatalst it's probably fine

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Thaaaaat's our former best friend! you go! (but not too much please thank you)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: good job @blaseball https://t.co/iAK2RTTJVA

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

location: ACAB BLM


rawContent: wait that's my best friend @joel_a_clark no 😭

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: proud of u @blaseball

renderedContent: proud of u @blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: hey @thegameband is this what getting swept up means

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: i am now participating in the cultural event of blaseball

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @joel_a_clark WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST HECKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE PITCHING MACHINE? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT THE UMPIRE COMMUNITY COLLEGE, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS LAWSUITS SURROUNDING PARKER MACMILLAN III, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED INCIN

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews what

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballNews


rawContent: Hey @BlaseballNews what do you think of our #16 now? https://t.co/QsXwnKekhe

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: WE WON A GAME

renderedContent: WE WON A GAME

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: look at that home run rally~ https://t.co/jhek7zX8V0

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
wow blaseball got weird

play ball 🔮✨

renderedContent:
wow blaseball got weird

play ball 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @EspressoM7 Have Hope

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 Have Hope

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews what's a gridiron

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews what's a gridiron

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews then don't curse us

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews then don't curse us

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews if we lose it's because you cursed us

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @rallypitcher i think we're good for now, but we'll take 'em after we win

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: why do we play on the roof of the escher complex again

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: no one told us about a storm, wait

renderedContent: no one told us about a storm, wait

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
Storm's Brewing.
5PM Eastern, 2PM Pacific #blaseball ☕🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: wow, we're gonna win 🔮✨ https://t.co/uCeplJVc4n

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SibrBob @DATA_CRlMES @batistaoatmilk @gamespergame say hi to @LookingStrike 👋

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Observing Sandpiper migration patterns, thought I saw the Yakuza trying to conquer Manhattan.  Turns out I stopped a jewel heist.

username: LookingStrike

displayname: Strike, Looking

rawDescription: Profile pic by @kayleerowena.  Batter for #blaseball's Society Data Witches.  Birdwatcher and man about town, no matter what my teammates tell you!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: gamespergame

displayname: 🔮🌮 Games Pergame 🔮🌮


rawContent: instructions unclear, soaked chart in coffee ☕

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: A pre-game gift for our first opponents, @SIBROfficial. Please pour over this completely logical chart before and during the game and don't look at how much we're scoring while you do. https://t.co/zmxhScJ2yA

rawDescription: Strikeout enthusiast for the --------. -------- guard. Parent. Latine, any pronouns. BLM, ACAB, unionize, look both ways. (rp, icon: @revivificating)


rawContent: @BlaseballGhost @FHelltiger not our objection! you'll want to speak with @BOF_SCORES

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballGhost

displayname: Harrell And Chill

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger

displayname: SCORES BASERUNNER


rawContent: go follow the splorts hub on twitch and tune in to our game tonight! https://t.co/TYGiblHU6v

renderedContent: go follow the splorts hub on twitch and tune in to our game tonight! twitch.tv/theSplortsHub

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitch.tv/theSplortsHub

rawContent:
Broadcast #blaseball #coffecup schedule for tomorrow (all times EST)

6pm - KWXBC vs @PDMN_Artists
7pm - Real @thegameband vs Macchiato City
8pm - Cream & Sugar United vs @SIBROfficial Data Witches
9pm - ???

username: TheSplortsHub

displayname: The Splorts Hub

rawDescription:
Producer Blittle League, Blaseball commentary and hot takes, @JoeyTBadger is your voice of Live Blaseball.
twitch: https://t.co/QFlufw8bRh
banner: @pikatzk

renderedDescription:
Producer Blittle League, Blaseball commentary and hot takes, @JoeyTBadger is your voice of Live Blaseball.
twitch: twitch.tv/JoeyTBadger
banner: @pikatzk

text: twitch.tv/JoeyTBadger

location: The Booth, Boston MA

text: twitch.tv/JoeyTBadger

displayname: Pandemonium Artists

hashtags: blaseball coffecup


rawContent: Everyone remember to thank @SIBR_XVI today, and also thank her for coming up with our slogan.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/CapybaraTuring…

rawContent: 🔮🏏⏰😈 https://t.co/C9R1LyF3iz

renderedContent: 🔮🏏⏰😈 https://t.co/C9R1LyF3iz

username: CapybaraTuring

displayname: Turing Capybara

rawDescription:
Captain of the Society Data Witches. Manager @SIBROfficial. Code eater. he/him

(pfp by @skelebells)

location: SIBR HQ

text: onomancer.sibr.dev


rawContent: why would they introduce mechanics when we have a game to play.....

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Derive the Stars 🔮 #blaseball https://t.co/CgbONnEo3c

renderedContent: Derive the Stars 🔮 #blaseball blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: #ANNOUNCEMENT: Flutes are now FREE

renderedContent: #ANNOUNCEMENT: Flutes are now FREE

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
⚾🩸☕ Internet League Blaseball Coffee Cup Official Blend (with stickers!) available for pre-sale NOW ☕🩸⚾
https://t.co/vIWVhYS7Mc

renderedContent:
⚾🩸☕ Internet League Blaseball Coffee Cup Official Blend (with stickers!) available for pre-sale NOW ☕🩸⚾
yesplz.coffee/blaseball/

text: blaseball.com

text: yesplz.coffee/blaseball/


rawContent: Bold of @thegameband to add a 6th pitcher when they know they're gonna get swept. https://t.co/CYGb2DfWFm

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @FHelltiger can we publish this 👁

renderedContent: @FHelltiger can we publish this 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball how are you

renderedContent: @blaseball how are you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball good morning parker :)

renderedContent: @blaseball good morning parker :)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews confirmed

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews confirmed

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: Numbers go up 🔮👁✨

renderedContent: Numbers go up 🔮👁✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: The Blaseball News Network would like to congratulate @SIBROfficial for being the first team to appear on our #16-1 arranged Coffee Cup Power Rankings list!

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: @marhom 👏

renderedContent: @marhom 👏

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: marhom

displayname: jonathan


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball hmm

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball hmm

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg @BlaseballSteph @SIBR_XVI “things got out of hand” is possibly understatement of the year

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: AlgebraGoldberg

displayname: Algebra Goldberg

username: BlaseballSteph

displayname: Steph Weeks


rawContent: @skylar_kant @BlaseballNews yay! we have a publishing channel on our discord (link on https://t.co/D8w2qL06lt) for paper discussion but we can use alternate communications methods if desired

renderedContent: @skylar_kant @BlaseballNews yay! we have a publishing channel on our discord (link on sibr.dev) for paper discussion but we can use alternate communications methods if desired

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Skylar


rawContent: @skylar_kant @BlaseballNews i think we have a humanities paper in the works? yours might be the first depending on when it gets published but it shouldn’t be alone for long

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@skylar_kant @BlaseballNews 👁

(both?)

renderedContent:
@skylar_kant @BlaseballNews 👁

(both?)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @ch4zm_of_hell @MiamiBlaseball @BlaseballNews 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: 🌞 Ch4zm of Hellmouth 🌞


rawContent: @DATA_CRlMES what

renderedContent: @DATA_CRlMES what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Datum Criminale


rawContent: we'll take it

renderedContent: we'll take it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
Coffee Cup Power Rankings:

Royal PoS has Gunther, Richmond and Henry. First.

Data Witches have Strike, Looking and the Capybara. Second.

Sorry but no other teams compare. They're all tied for third.

username: BFFBlaseball

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)

rawDescription: Your home for blaseball analysis, run by @blaseballnews Senior Editor @FirewallAndrews.

location: One of many Los Angelii.

text: blaseballnews.network


rawContent: @dastridly we appreciate all research!!

renderedContent: @dastridly we appreciate all research!!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: dastridly

displayname: Astrid Dalmady 🚤 🌟


rawContent:
@SibrBob @DATA_CRlMES @batistaoatmilk hello @gamespergame

https://t.co/nGOTqX9MzI

renderedContent:
@SibrBob @DATA_CRlMES @batistaoatmilk hello @gamespergame

twitter.com/gamespergame/s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/gamespergame/s…

rawContent: hello world

renderedContent: hello world

displayname: 🔮🌮 Games Pergame 🔮🌮

rawDescription:
(he/they)
a curious mind investigating Fairness in @blaseball with the folks at @SIBROfficial. main twitter - @twincanine

location: Los Angeli

source: Twidere for Android

sourceLabel: Twidere for Android

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: SibrBob

displayname: Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan


rawContent: @CatStlats @LateBlaseball @BlaseballNews isn't BNN, like, by definition not "late night blaseball tweets"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CatStlats

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats

username: LateBlaseball

displayname: Late Night Blaseball Tweets 🌙


rawContent: @adamthesak @ZekiranImmortal yep, they're just emoji

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: adamthesak

displayname: Adam the Sak

username: ZekiranImmortal

displayname: Lethe Gray


rawContent: @FHelltiger @BlaseballNews oh you want to pitch ok

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger

username: BlaseballNews


rawContent: @floofstrid @internetFionna what

renderedContent: @floofstrid @internetFionna what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: floofstrid

displayname: Astrid 🦋

username: internetFionna

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology


rawContent: @FHelltiger @NajaSide wow yeah Forsythia Helltiger is a very blaseball name

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: FHelltiger

username: NajaSide

displayname: Hannah


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg the book does. however: it is forbidden

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Algebra Goldberg


rawContent: @august_mina sure

renderedContent: @august_mina sure

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: August Mina


rawContent: think your team is gonna win? bet you don't track team lore in a spreadsheet

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball @BlaseballNews hello miami dale

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Miami Dale

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @electric_claire [The Simulator will remember this.]

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: all work and no claire


rawContent:
win or lose, we're cuter than your team 🔮✨⚾

👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: vital blaseball journalism

renderedContent: vital blaseball journalism

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Homestar Runner has the same number of syllables and cadence as “Hot Fish Summer”

rawDescription: Short Queen. Struggle Tweeter. Former: @BlaseballNews #LFGM Unaffiliated with @blaseball. ((pfp: @WholelotofWeird))

location: Parts Unknown


rawContent: @aliquis0001 @blaseball because accessibility is important

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @mme_hardy yay!

renderedContent: @mme_hardy yay!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Madame Hardy


rawContent: @DJAdequate you can’t take the dark out of blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: DJAdequate

displayname: Russell Asplund


rawContent: @EspressoM7 @SIBR_XVI like what

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 @SIBR_XVI like what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮


rawContent: [checks clipboard] so uhhhh when is the shelled one going to come back from the dead and put stephen shelled, and only stephen shelled, in a giant peanut shell

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: it's probably fine

renderedContent: it's probably fine

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @CatStlats to be fair we did ask for it (we were the sponsors / namers of that blessing!)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats


rawContent: @CatStlats gods we wish

renderedContent: @CatStlats gods we wish

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@occultclassic a) you can find specific player FK values here: https://t.co/0mt4DiWZV9

b) we have best guesses on what the FK stats do here: https://t.co/gVUnM1NmYi

c) you are precious regardless of what the sim thinks of you

renderedContent:
@occultclassic a) you can find specific player FK values here: slavfox.space/abslve/?forebo…

b) we have best guesses on what the FK stats do here: docs.sibr.dev/docs/apis/docs…

c) you are precious regardless of what the sim thinks of you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: slavfox.space/abslve/?forebo…

text: docs.sibr.dev/docs/apis/docs…

username: occultclassic

displayname: bennett (they/them)


rawContent:
@CapybaraTuring wait turing n—

hey @thefatalst did you need that

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CapybaraTuring

displayname: Turing Capybara

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀


rawContent: @BlaseballNews what

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews what

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI oh, should we get more people to idolize you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: xvipsixteen


rawContent: @LupineAlpha @hifridays @tacoblaseball sometime before tomorrow!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Starting tomorrow, fans will be able to flute for free to a coffee team during the Coffee Cup! https://t.co/cJwzDW2tUn

rawDescription:
editor-in-chief/tweeter for @BlaseballNews | cat@blaseball.news | ask me about blaseball

banner: @PyromanticArts
pfp: @EmFring

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username: LupineAlpha

displayname: Leuchocolgy Lichen (Plant City Plecos Founder)

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displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: @_stephen_____ @BlaseballPro @blaseball @BlaseballNews @BlaseballMic it's fine. honestly

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displayname: StephenLs

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

username: BlaseballMic

displayname: The Macrophone


rawContent: @BlaseballPro 👁✍

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rawContent: how it started            how it’s going: https://t.co/g6ePtzDMt4

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rawContent: Do not reply to this with your hot take on how dark mode is the best, thanks

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rawContent: Blaseball has a light mode now! "Account Settings" can be found at the bottom of the page. https://t.co/YVIVvRFm7t

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rawContent: @CapybaraTuring TURING NO

renderedContent: @CapybaraTuring TURING NO

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rawContent:
We've been informed a typo was made on the ILB application. Oh well too late now

Please welcome Snack Deviation, our first batter in the lineup

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rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg uhh

renderedContent: @AlgebraGoldberg uhh

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displayname: Algebra Goldberg


rawContent: @_stephen_____ same

renderedContent: @_stephen_____ same

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rawContent: 🚨 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🚨

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rawContent: @FHelltiger @blaseball gotta be careful around the Microphone

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displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


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rawContent: @RichardsonGames @blaseball we like to think he will still be nice after the court order expires

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displayname: Dickson Games

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseball good morning parker how are you doing this fine monday

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rawContent:
@EspressoM7 no. you're here forever

also the court burned down

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rawContent: @EspressoM7 what

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 what

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews are you sure

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews are you sure

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displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball 👁

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball 👁

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displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: SIBR Style Guide for Twitter, redacted for public use: https://t.co/QzAfnPZuyh

renderedContent: SIBR Style Guide for Twitter, redacted for public use: docs.google.com/document/d/16y…

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title: SIBR STYLE GUIDE FOR TWITTER (redacted copy)

description: SIBR STYLE GUIDE FOR TWITTER General advice: SIBR’s █████ is to make Blaseball data more accessible. That means more than just ██████ ████████: it means drawing connections, analyzing results, and...


rawContent: hey SIBROfficial i have a confession, i've never read it

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rawContent: ok fine hold on i need to make a slightly redacted version

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rawContent: i would post our style guide for the goof we evidently created but it’s literally two pages and nobody wants to read that unless they have to

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rawContent: @FHelltiger “stylesguidems” is a powerful word

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro hold on adding "especially Blaseball Prospectus because they're very good at jokes" to this guideline https://t.co/mp7a9Zct24

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro good??

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro good??

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro i'm going to make a rare reveal of the SIBR Style Guide for Twitter https://t.co/VbAl7EBG8c

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro wait, what story? i thought it was a baseball simulator

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rawContent: 7. [FOGHORN SOUND]

renderedContent: 7. [FOGHORN SOUND]

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rawContent: @Paranundrox @joel_a_clark season 12 prediction: Hubris is a modifier

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark @Paranundrox the sim destroys us all in the end

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark ok i'm just gonna call out @Paranundrox here to explain themself

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2. Ball Clark is a 0.5-star batter for Real Game Band
3. Cell Barajas will get a win
4. the Shadows will be in play (relief pitchers?)
5. Heavy FC will lose multiple 1-0 and 2-0 games
6. Goodwin Morin will steal more bases than hit singles

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rawContent:
welcome to late night blaseball twitter. here's some Coffee Cup Predictions ☕ from a random assortment of your pals at SIBR

1. SIBR clears the first round because new teams losing immediately hurts, and we go 2-3 in the next round because that's good "television"

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rawContent: @RichardsonGames uhh

renderedContent: @RichardsonGames uhh

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rawContent: i have deep suspicion that parker is trying to tell us something here

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rawContent: The Remainder of each Coffee Preference Roster will be finalized tomorrow. Choose wisely 🩸⚾

username: blaseball

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark @TheSeaGarages @DesertBus goodbye to your Desert-Bus-exclusive mustache

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displayname: the seattle garages

username: DesertBus

displayname: Desert Bus for Hope


displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: oh yeah we also have stickers that you can stick to things https://t.co/aRzBSbW1l9

renderedContent: oh yeah we also have stickers that you can stick to things sibr.bigcartel.com/product/logo-s…

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial stickers 👀

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial stickers 👀

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displayname: mastrchefrocks

rawDescription: 21 | they/them

renderedDescription: 21 | they/them

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