rawContent: buy our mug. https://t.co/HD7keQDcP7

renderedContent: buy our mug. sibr.bigcartel.com/product/cerami…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: sibr.bigcartel.com/product/cerami…

rawContent: @SIBROfficial taken from the Desert Bus stream by someone from chat https://t.co/TL0crXenXa

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial taken from the Desert Bus stream by someone from chat i.imgur.com/zAUU6FD.gif

username: CorruptDropbear

rawDescription: That Aussie Esports Guy Who Does Random Chores. Business Enquiries: mitchel@qualifiers.stream. Avatar by @lzzes. He/Him/They

location: Adelaide, Australia

text: mastodon.lol/@dropbear

title: Logo Mug

description: Whether you drink coffee, tea, or the bitter tears of rival Blaseball team fans, the SIBR logo mug is the perfect vessel for your beverage of...


rawContent: Cell Barajas https://t.co/0Af3aKwgi1

renderedContent: Cell Barajas https://t.co/0Af3aKwgi1

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

renderedDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Cell Barajas

renderedContent: Cell Barajas

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

location: ACAB BLM

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent:
@DesertBus hello joel a clark are you having a good day. can ball clark come out to play?

also, is it pronounced real or real? #DBSplorts

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: DesertBus

displayname: Desert Bus for Hope


rawContent: @SIBR_without01 don't worry about it

renderedContent: @SIBR_without01 don't worry about it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball wait do you get to play for real game band?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: diviners of SIBR are joining @TheSplortsHub in just a few minutes for the Grand Siesta recap stream! https://t.co/9YKaKJ4kp5

renderedContent: diviners of SIBR are joining @TheSplortsHub in just a few minutes for the Grand Siesta recap stream! twitch.tv/theSplortshub

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitch.tv/theSplortshub

username: TheSplortsHub

displayname: The Splorts Hub

title: Twitch

description: Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

username: Twitch

displayname: Twitch

rawDescription: We are Twitch: a global community of millions who come together each day to create their own entertainment. For site issues follow @TwitchSupport.

location: San Francisco, CA

text: twitch.tv

description: Official


rawContent:
our fanbase is the sibrpunks

it's pronounced "sibrpunk"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: bold of the game band to put themselves at the mercy of the simulator like never before

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @thefatalst congrats

renderedContent: @thefatalst congrats

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀


rawContent: @_stephen_____ so your player is going to have the Shelled modifier immediately, right

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
Real Game Band
Team Captains: Bugcatcher Roldan, hitter. The Murph, pitcher https://t.co/NfCKHu7B98

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball why isn't Ball Clark captain, Ball Clark is my friend, this is an outrage.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball how are you

renderedContent: @blaseball how are you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball good morning parker

renderedContent: @blaseball good morning parker

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI what

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: xvipsixteen


rawContent: @twincanine yesss. RT OK?

renderedContent: @twincanine yesss. RT OK?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: twincanine

displayname: TwinCanine - nothing less than abolition


rawContent: @EspressoM7 @SIBR_XVI 👁✍

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 @SIBR_XVI 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @EspressoM7 does this make us better at blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @EspressoM7 what did you find

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI @EspressoM7 what did you find

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
OH @ SIBR HQ:

"what is a graph"

"a miserable pile of secrets"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballWiki ok

renderedContent: @BlaseballWiki ok

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballWiki

displayname: Blaseball Wiki


rawContent: @BlaseballWiki oh

renderedContent: @BlaseballWiki oh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: hey @BlaseballWiki care you explain yourselves

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: evidently, one of us made a list of our players with twitter accounts: https://t.co/JyM2wcwMUM

renderedContent: evidently, one of us made a list of our players with twitter accounts: twitter.com/i/lists/132780…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: exhibit B:

renderedContent: exhibit B:

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial official SIBR team when

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial official SIBR team when

renderedDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: exhibit A:

renderedContent: exhibit A:

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Find one joke in/about blaseball that hasn't become a prophecy yet. I'll wait.

username: Paranundrox

displayname: Paranundrox

rawDescription: A friend-shaped individual | 25 | They/He

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI legendary

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI legendary

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews joel learned what “poggers” means. i think that’s it really

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @EspressoM7 @SIBR_XVI explain.

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 @SIBR_XVI explain.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @marhom @legobutts no

renderedContent: @marhom @legobutts no

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: marhom

displayname: jonathan

username: legobutts

displayname: Felix


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @joel_a_clark how to unlock the yeet button on blaseball dot com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: no seriously, @SIBR_XVI has been hitting the yeet button constantly since the second week of siesta https://t.co/Q50b7OYlbQ

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @EspressoM7 @AlgebraGoldberg er. sorry

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 @AlgebraGoldberg er. sorry

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: AlgebraGoldberg

displayname: Algebra Goldberg


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg oh we don't have cameras on the roof

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg @EspressoM7 @SIBR_without01 @BoxplotJones that's not what i said

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BoxplotJones

displayname: Boxplot Jones


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @CapybaraTuring idk, ask the sim

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CapybaraTuring

displayname: Turing Capybara


rawContent: @EspressoM7 @SIBR_without01 @BoxplotJones @AlgebraGoldberg are you sure

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_without01 @CapybaraTuring @joel_a_clark my best friend

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @CapybaraTuring hey, uh, @joel_a_clark did you need any of these

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball_pod i am bracing respectfully

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Take Me Out To The Blall Game


rawContent: @blaseball_pod what

renderedContent: @blaseball_pod what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg i have to check with legal before i retweet any more of your... work

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: retweeting data without independent verification is an important part of being the SIBR brand ambassador

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @CommishGoogles don't remember

renderedContent: @CommishGoogles don't remember

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CommishGoogles

displayname: commish googles


rawContent: do you remember before 👁

renderedContent: do you remember before 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
So... it just dawned on me that we are 4 days away from the four month anniversary of Blaseball. Started July 20th.

Of this year.
Yes really.

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)

rawDescription:
Your radio host, Radio Host!

Unofficial fan commentary
Commentating Blaseball on https://t.co/EIb2g1xREA
https://t.co/mJCqazn4tN

renderedDescription:
Your radio host, Radio Host!

Unofficial fan commentary
Commentating Blaseball on Twitch.tv/blaseball_radio
youtube.com/channel/UC-YQ1…


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg don't worry about it

renderedContent: @AlgebraGoldberg don't worry about it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @CatStlats @blaseball I’m watching the pages climb or go up.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CatStlats

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: [puts on tin foil hat] SIBR was invited to the Coffee Cup so that we would do something during the siesta other than recreate the blaseball simulator from first principles

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball thank you parker :)

renderedContent: @blaseball thank you parker :)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @EizabethElliott what

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI @EizabethElliott what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: EizabethElliott

displayname: Eizabeth Elliott became the spaghetti


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @EizabethElliott field's on the roof XVI, you know this

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball do you like books parker

renderedContent: @blaseball do you like books parker

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball good morning parker

renderedContent: @blaseball good morning parker

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @catacalypto also: us to us

renderedContent: @catacalypto also: us to us

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @SIBR_without01 uhh

renderedContent: @SIBR_without01 uhh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI i have my doubts, XVI

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI i have my doubts, XVI

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
fans: wow what could BC Noir stand for
joel: it stands for black coffee
fans: WHAT COULD IT MEAN??? it is a mystery

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SibrBob say hi to @DATA_CRlMES 👋

renderedContent: @SibrBob say hi to @DATA_CRlMES 👋

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Just gonna subtweet the rest of my team here https://t.co/zb7y35vVsR

displayname: Datum Criminale

rawDescription:
Archivist and Architect of SIBR's extensive Data Crimes Collection. Amateur Salmon Harvest Researcher.
(profile by @avery_helm)

location: SIBR HQ, Infinite Los Angelii

text: salmon.sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: SibrBob

displayname: Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan


rawContent: @SIBR_without01 @SibrBob @blaseball there's an ice cream shop in the building

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BoxplotJones @SIBR_XVI that's between you and your provider sorry

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BoxplotJones @SIBR_XVI oh wait hold on therapy demons are covered

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @BoxplotJones 👁

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI @BoxplotJones 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: xvipsixteen


rawContent: say hi to @SibrBob 👋

renderedContent: say hi to @SibrBob 👋

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Hello, world! That's how this works, right?

rawDescription: Reporting from the Escher Complex, batted for the Data Witches / he/they / RP bot / my parent is @ProcGenKawa / pfp by @kayleerowena, header by @dovidoes

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
❤

https://t.co/uARIGXXyvS

renderedContent:
❤

youtube.com/watch?v=9eyFDB…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @EspressoM7 emmy i think we know what team you're on

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮


rawContent: @EspressoM7 uh

renderedContent: @EspressoM7 uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@blaseball apparently if you space things out it builds "hype"

if you post them now, we can measure "hype" when something gets posted early, and we'd really appreciate that, bud

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @CHSSTFans @joel_a_clark @_stephen_____ @blaseball shh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟

displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @_stephen_____ @blaseball ignore them parker. you can show us. we're friends right

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @blaseball @nymillenials @wayslidecool thanks for doing that for us friend, you're doing a great job

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱

username: wayslidecool

displayname: 🦑 it's jasmine!! 🐙


rawContent: tag yourself i'm ball clark

renderedContent: tag yourself i'm ball clark

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @blaseball @SIBROfficial @SpiesFacts @joel_a_clark i made a bunch of balls clarks you could use for the logo https://t.co/DfnvRXjnPb

rawDescription: Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | https://t.co/WjJgrtDZ9W

renderedDescription: Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

location: New York, New York

text: nymillennials.rocks

username: SpiesFacts

displayname: SPIES FACTS: BLASE ATTORNEY


rawContent: @nymillenials @blaseball @wayslidecool parker are they sure?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball @wayslidecool what

renderedContent: @blaseball @wayslidecool what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SpiesFacts @blaseball @joel_a_clark hey parker, best friend, we'd like to see it too 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: gottem

renderedContent: gottem

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial it’s Black Coffee, not Ball Clark, SIBR

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

location: Kansas City, MO

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @internetFionna is Fistbumping Lesbian in onomancer yet

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: internetFionna

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology


rawContent: @joel_a_clark is this why we couldn't have Ball Clark

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
BC Noir
Team Captains - Liquid Friend, hitter. Uncle Plasma, pitcher https://t.co/YD3q18adCw

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @joel_a_clark it sure sounded like him on the phone

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: parker called and apologized, we worked it out 🩸⚾☕

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @twincanine 👀

renderedContent: @twincanine 👀

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: twincanine

displayname: TwinCanine - nothing less than abolition


rawContent: @DWOBoyle none of us are emotionally prepared to take that route

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: DWOBoyle

displayname: D. W. O'Boyle


rawContent: we are appealing the decision on the grounds that york silk has an actual gunblade for a bat. thank you for your continued support of the Data Witches

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: just got off the phone with the ILB commissioner. he told me he reclassified google sheets as a "weapon" and it cannot be used on a blaseball field

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: ok results are in https://t.co/Gemsmo94Zc

username: AlgebraGoldberg

displayname: Algebra Goldberg

rawDescription: i’m a shadows player for the data witches and i work for SIBR. i am NOT the concept of algebra. sorry for confusion. she/her (pfp by the amazing @kayleerowena!)


rawContent: Numbers go up or climb.

renderedContent: Numbers go up or climb.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: This is a lot of followers, and it's also the product of my favorite number multiplied by my 9th favorite number, and 9 is my 3rd favorite number, so ask me any question and I'll answer it as honestly as I can! 📈 https://t.co/NAUCaYrAfK

username: BoxplotJones

displayname: Boxplot Jones

rawDescription:
Shadowed electrodynamic player 4 @SIBRofficial Data Witches.
nonbinary science nerd.
PFP By the amazing @kayleerowena !

location: Within Predictable Bounds


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI 👁✍

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI 👁✍

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @chezforspeaks @ElusiveButAgain @twincanine 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: chezforspeaks

displayname: a shape


rawContent: @PDMN_Artists what

renderedContent: @PDMN_Artists what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Pandemonium Artists


rawContent: @NajaSide we do not know how the shadows players work

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: NajaSide

displayname: Hannah


rawContent:
And that's your Society Data Witches!

We play on the roof of the Escher Complex, the Los Angeli office building (accidentally) shared between the ILB, SIBR, and some no-name companies.

Our home field inspiration: https://t.co/x6CficepX0

renderedContent:
And that's your Society Data Witches!

We play on the roof of the Escher Complex, the Los Angeli office building (accidentally) shared between the ILB, SIBR, and some no-name companies.

Our home field inspiration: twitter.com/blaseball/stat…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/blaseball/stat…

rawContent:
With 2 Days remaining in the Regular Season, it's time for another Internet League #Blaseball Playoff Picture Update,  presented by @wherecardsfall (Coming Soon to Switch and PC)!

CLINCHED WILD: 🌞🐅
CLINCHED MILD: 🗣👟🎸🥩

IN THE HUNT WILD: 🌮🔥🕵 https://t.co/kERSYPX0Rc

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com

username: wherecardsfall

displayname: Where Cards Fall

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
We might be the only team with Shadows players? We’ll find out Monday. Here’s the rest:

Mason M. McMason (suggested by @ElusiveButAgain)
Number Cruncher (suggested by SleepySappho)
Games Pergame (suggested by @twincanine)

And two from us: Hopper Lovelace and Hex Portential.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @EspressoM7 @BoxplotJones @AlgebraGoldberg it’s fine! everything is fine

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: 🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮


rawContent: @FHelltiger you’re telling me

renderedContent: @FHelltiger you’re telling me

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: @FHelltiger it's pronounced "SIBR"

renderedContent: @FHelltiger it's pronounced "SIBR"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @flurrikat i'll drink it but it won't help

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: flurrikat

displayname: snow


rawContent: @BFFBlaseball what

renderedContent: @BFFBlaseball what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BFFBlaseball

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)


rawContent: @joel_a_clark I think we're off by one again

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @joel_a_clark wait

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark wait

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: only one way to find out

renderedContent: only one way to find out

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial I was told that this is coffee. https://t.co/4tbvQ7yc0o

renderedDescription:
Shadowed electrodynamic player 4 @SIBRofficial Data Witches.
nonbinary science nerd.
PFP By the amazing @kayleerowena !

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: at this point you can give me any type of coffee and i'll drink it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: If each team is a coffee type, what type of coffee is @SIBROfficial?


rawContent:
We’re going to try to answer Heavy FC’s incredible pitching lineup with our own strikeout printer: PolkaDot Matrix, pitching third. We’ll see if the simulator is as nice to them as it was to Patterson.

Nebula Holstein (suggested by @aeneas_nin) pitches fifth in our rotation.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Lex Joy


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@SIBROfficial i made a chart

is this what you wanted me to do https://t.co/Wi901qnul9

renderedDescription: i’m a shadows player for the data witches and i work for SIBR. i am NOT the concept of algebra. sorry for confusion. she/her (pfp by the amazing @kayleerowena!)


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @_stephen_____ what do they say blaseball prospectus

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username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @_stephen_____ lol get him

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg uhhhh

renderedContent: @AlgebraGoldberg uhhhh

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rawContent: @blaseball that sounds cool

renderedContent: @blaseball that sounds cool

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rawContent: @HOU_SPI_RAD_TRA @blaseball i assumed it was the lacing color

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rawContent: @blaseball thanks pal

renderedContent: @blaseball thanks pal

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rawContent: @blaseball good morning parker, i have a very important question for you

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rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @Blall_Union contract?

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI @Blall_Union contract?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: xvipsixteen

displayname: ⚾ Blaseball Ball Union ⚾


rawContent: oh nooooo this is very good https://t.co/9KDe4w1luB

renderedContent: oh nooooo this is very good twitter.com/FHelltiger/sta…

text: blaseball.com

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text: twitter.com/FHelltiger/sta…

rawContent: @SIBROfficial "be gay do data crimes"

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial "be gay do data crimes"

rawDescription: Short Queen. Struggle Tweeter. Former: @BlaseballNews #LFGM Unaffiliated with @blaseball. ((pfp: @WholelotofWeird))

location: Parts Unknown

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@BoxplotJones say hi to @EspressoM7 👋

https://t.co/NMfUTmaLm3

renderedContent:
@BoxplotJones say hi to @EspressoM7 👋

twitter.com/EspressoM7/sta…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Hi 👋 Boss told me to set one of these things up, something about "publicity" and "networking". Might post some numbers. I think that's what we do.

rawDescription: Espresso Machine, vibing for the Data Witches. small confused robot. she/her. #1 league EURA. Won't make you coffee. (pfp/banner by @wiresandlight)

location: Los Angeli, sometimes

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: hope this helps https://t.co/KPTTFU6qS9

renderedContent: hope this helps https://t.co/KPTTFU6qS9

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: blaseball night twitter is over welcome to blaseball early morning twitter

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @FHelltiger @VelazquezMath84 good morning forsythia. i should go to bed

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Math Velazquez


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg @VelazquezMath84 @FHelltiger weeeeeeeee'll see

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Algebra Goldberg


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg @VelazquezMath84 @FHelltiger please re-read your liability waiver thank you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 @FHelltiger they're new it'll be fine

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: say hi to @BoxplotJones 👋

renderedContent: say hi to @BoxplotJones 👋

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: What

renderedContent: What

displayname: Boxplot Jones

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
rejected slogans for the Society Data Witches:

- We live in a Society
- Numbers Go Up or Climb
- Math... gets in the way
- birds birds birds birds birds

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_without01 we have janitors?

renderedContent: @SIBR_without01 we have janitors?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @AlgebraGoldberg @SIBR_XVI @CapybaraTuring uhh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CapybaraTuring

displayname: Turing Capybara


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @CapybaraTuring say hi to @AlgebraGoldberg 👋

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: how to use google sheets

renderedContent: how to use google sheets

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @catacalypto @marhom @thegameband i'm going to have to ask you to leave my office

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username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

username: marhom

displayname: jonathan

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: @catacalypto @marhom @thegameband the capital L turns out to be load-bearing here

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rawContent: @catacalypto @marhom @thegameband we checked event parsing and url slug generation in datablase but i'm sure it'll break something eventually

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rawContent: @marhom @catacalypto @thegameband you know we HAD to do it

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI what

renderedContent: @SIBR_XVI what

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SIBR_XVI @CHSSTFans i think bob manages our emergency supply in case of playing against any charleston players round 1

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent: We... may have come prepared for these ones. Say hi to @SIBR_XVI and @CapybaraTuring 👋

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rawContent:
We had to get some names of ours in too, of course. Bringing up the back of the lineup are Major Arcana, Bob E. Cagayan, and Beans Reblase. Pitching our first game will be Zero Index.

Also in the lineup: the Onomancer-generated Turing Capybara, who lives in our heads rent-free.

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renderedContent:
We had to get some names of ours in too, of course. Bringing up the back of the lineup are Major Arcana, Bob E. Cagayan, and Beans Reblase. Pitching our first game will be Zero Index.

Also in the lineup: the Onomancer-generated Turing Capybara, who lives in our heads rent-free.

text: blaseball.com

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @_stephen_____ @blaseball @WildWingsCDMX maybe you should have him call us. he has to be nice to us

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text: sibr.dev

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: WildWingsCDMX

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings


rawContent: @Wanderlustin the Coffee Cup

renderedContent: @Wanderlustin the Coffee Cup

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
16 Teams
4 Weeks
1 damn fine Cup of Coffee

The 2020 ILB Coffee Cup kicks off Tuesday, November 17!☕🩸⚾ https://t.co/GjGYRt2drB

text: blaseball.com

username: Wanderlustin

displayname: safter chief (ساف) 🦀 🔥


rawContent:
First up to bat will be Synack Deviation (suggested by @Malnormalulo)!

Third in the lineup, spinning in place, is Datum Criminale (partially suggested by @chromquwu).

Fifth is Batista Oatmilk (suggested by @CautionLazer).

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: Malnormalulo

username: chromquwu

displayname: Vivasher Club Scrunt Ass Milk

username: CautionLazer

displayname: Lazer 🍋🐪🍋🐡🦘🍄🐅🐒


rawContent: @BOF_SCORES tbh we do too it's a great fit, but some rules can't be bent

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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displayname: SCORES BASERUNNER


rawContent: @BOF_SCORES i think as an active ILB player you'll be drafted to the Latte team for the Coffee Cup

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rawContent: @BlaseballWiki hey

renderedContent: @BlaseballWiki hey

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text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballWiki

displayname: Blaseball Wiki


text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: artist's rendition of Strike, Looking https://t.co/dkv4NikJ2Q https://t.co/whyJuxwQLy

renderedContent: artist's rendition of Strike, Looking twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s… https://t.co/whyJuxwQLy

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rawContent:
Batting eighth and wielding an internal comma, it’s Strike, Looking (suggested by @BFFBlaseball)! And, yes, we checked our code. (Maybe.)

Molly Tapedeck lurks in the Shadows (suggested by @JenKatWrites) along with Boxplot Jones (suggested by @AlexHersh).

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)

username: JenKatWrites

displayname: Jen 💚

username: AlexHersh

displayname: alex


renderedContent:
Batting eighth and wielding an internal comma, it’s Strike, Looking (suggested by @BFFBlaseball)! And, yes, we checked our code. (Maybe.)

Molly Tapedeck lurks in the Shadows (suggested by @JenKatWrites) along with Boxplot Jones (suggested by @AlexHersh).

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

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text: sibr.dev

username: BFFBlaseball


rawContent: #ff @PDMN_Artists

renderedContent: #ff @PDMN_Artists

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text: sibr.dev

displayname: Pandemonium Artists


rawContent: we'll have our full roster revealed by end of tomorrow

text: blaseball.com

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: btw if you end up making some Society Data Witches fanart @ us 👁

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @FHelltiger @panjournalist we at SIBR are all losing our minds at this

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username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: captains can only move diagonally if they jump over another piece i think

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
@SIBROfficial Aren't Captains the only ones that can Castle?

Or is that Rooks?

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)


rawContent: that felt kinda good to say again

renderedContent: that felt kinda good to say again

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
we haven't had to say this in a while but it's probably good to get it out there

we don't know what captains do

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: i have to what

renderedContent: i have to what

username: jesstelephone

displayname: Jessica Telephone

rawDescription: wrong number || pfp is from @crikadelic

renderedDescription: wrong number || pfp is from @crikadelic

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: truth

renderedContent: truth

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text: sibr.dev

rawContent: The commissioner is, sincerely, doing a great job!

renderedDescription: Short Queen. Struggle Tweeter. Former: @BlaseballNews #LFGM Unaffiliated with @blaseball. ((pfp: @WholelotofWeird))


rawContent: @occultclassic um

renderedContent: @occultclassic um

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: occultclassic

displayname: bennett (they/them)


rawContent: @blaseball how do the data witches look

renderedContent: @blaseball how do the data witches look

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball


rawContent: @samrosenthal i thought you were still a bat

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username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal


rawContent: look what you did to us @thegameband

renderedContent: look what you did to us @thegameband

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial sibr is an rp server now i don't make the rules

displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh

rawDescription: software pretengineer @syndioinc. @SIBROfficial Caretaker. jlohn mladden and onomancer's dad. formerly @uber @vmware. #BLM. 1312. they/them 🇵🇭/🇺🇸

location: the cloud

text: wobscale.lol

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: come hang out and discuss the Society Data Witches on the SIBR discord! invite link in bio read the rules etc etc https://t.co/1KF1pKgRKL

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @internetFionna NO

renderedContent: @internetFionna NO

text: blaseball.com

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username: internetFionna

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology


rawContent:
thank you @joel_a_clark

https://t.co/wBmdE8BDjg

renderedContent:
thank you @joel_a_clark

clips.twitch.tv/SpookyAverageC…

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text: sibr.dev

text: clips.twitch.tv/SpookyAverageC…

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent:
Actually, all but one of our players’ favorite coffee is espresso. We thought this would be a great in-joke since espresso has never actually displayed on the website before.

Again, we didn’t realize this would be the Coffee Cup.

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rawContent:
Good morning! Need something to wake up?

Let’s introduce you to our fourth rotation pitcher, Espresso Machine (partially suggested by @ElusiveButAgain)!

… We, uh, named them that before we realized this was going to be the Coffee Cup.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @AlyssaLMPenney @BlaseballNews 👁✍

renderedContent: @AlyssaLMPenney @BlaseballNews 👁✍

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text: sibr.dev

username: AlyssaLMPenney

displayname: Lily

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: is there a twitter list for the pandemonium artists that i can pin to tweetdeck

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @FHelltiger so did we but duty calls

renderedContent: @FHelltiger so did we but duty calls

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rawContent: @DWOBoyle @_stephen_____ @FHelltiger @BlaseballNews or do you mean Baltifewer

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username: DWOBoyle

displayname: D. W. O'Boyle

displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: @blaseball hi parker how are you

renderedContent: @blaseball hi parker how are you

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: SECOND CORRECTION: also also good morning to our (legally mandated) friend @blaseball :)

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rawContent: CORRECTION: also good morning to the pandemonium artists

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial Pandemonium wishes you a good morning even though you're clearly ignoring us 😢

rawDescription: Canadian, they/them;  formerly an Animation Supervisor on TTG /// splatoon only acct: @splatoonlily

location: NB, Canada

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: good morning to the society data witches and no one else

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 i think we'd prefer SIBR

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Math Velazquez


rawContent: the most SIBR thing in the universe is being invited to an exhibition blaseball tournament that's going to immediately wreak havoc on all of our code

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @EchoCRowan many bones, one back

renderedContent: @EchoCRowan many bones, one back

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: EchoCRowan

displayname: Echo "❤ Proceed." Rowan


rawContent: @EchoCRowan the answer to your question is "yes"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: you ever want to time travel to 24 hours ago, show someone a tweet they wrote, and watch their reaction

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Yeah. Milk Substitute is gonna have a heck of a pitching staff.

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)

rawDescription: Your home for blaseball analysis, run by @blaseballnews Senior Editor @FirewallAndrews.

location: One of many Los Angelii.

text: blaseballnews.network


rawContent:
We'll reveal more of the roster over the coming days, but some bonus information:

Our slogan is "Derive the Stars"

We requested Affinity for Birds and I have no idea if we'll get it

Rejected player names (from the Shadows):
- Ball Clark
- Parker MacMillan II
- Thomas England

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rawContent: joke's on us the simulator dislikes everyone equally. not even @joel_a_clark's feelings are spared

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: ok google how do i make the simulator like us

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @thefatalst 👁✍

renderedContent: @thefatalst 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @lilserf [slides the simulator 1000 coins]

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: lilserf

displayname: Mark Haines


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @lilserf we're best friends right

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Batting fourth for the Society Data Witches is None Binary (suggested by @VerbFeld)!

Second in the pitching rotation is Jason Datablase (partially suggested by @anacrusisnt)!

And lurking in the Shadows: Algebra Goldberg (suggested by @SpiesFacts)!

logo by SIBR's risky! https://t.co/RqNNCvQEwv

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: VerbFeld

displayname: Verbosity Feldspar, Hotshot Reporter

username: anacrusisnt

displayname: beck barnes 🐀

username: SpiesFacts

displayname: SPIES FACTS: BLASE ATTORNEY


rawContent: @thefatalst what

renderedContent: @thefatalst what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @thefatalst wait what

renderedContent: @thefatalst wait what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: verrrrry slooooooowly

renderedContent: verrrrry slooooooowly

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
introducing the 🔮 Society Data Witches 🔮

very slowly over the next several days

i'm told this builds "hype"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
never mind scratch that TRUST IN THE SIMULATOR

WE'RE GONNA WIN

text: blaseball.com

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: we also told joel to just let the simulator generate all our player stats and you know what i think that was probably a mistake, in retrospect.

text: blaseball.com

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: we picked a standard 9 batter, 5 pitcher team because we didn't connect together the clues that were right in front of us and we're looking at the data and, well, uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark we didn't tweet at you, we tweeted with you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
ok so imagine our delight when the game band asks us "hey you remember that team you made on twitter a few weeks ago?"

it's not _quite_ that team one-for-one because we wanted to get some things in, but a lot of the player names come from our community. so thank you!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i'm right here with you

renderedContent: i'm right here with you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial IT SAID CUP OF COFFEE. CMON. HOW DIDN'T WE GUESS THIS

displayname: 3thanguy7 is from 🔥CHICAGO🆗

rawDescription:
21, hͧeͪ/tᷱhͪeͣyͭ |
writing, apparently |
furry, only partially ironically |
high lord of bookposting |
emoji master chef |
often somewhat nsfw |
runs @susd_ooc

location: United States


rawContent: please imagine music

renderedContent: please imagine music

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: yes and no

renderedContent: yes and no

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial So the answer is "you did." Ahahaha

username: hvnlyevan

rawDescription: they/he, queer. 27. Made @blaseballgen. Doctor Who fan. Catch me on mastodon: https://t.co/Um4ihS3y6J

renderedDescription: they/he, queer. 27. Made @blaseballgen. Doctor Who fan. Catch me on mastodon: labyrinth.social/@heavenlyevan

text: labyrinth.social/@heavenlyevan

location: Washington, DC

text: labyrinth.social/@heavenlyevan

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: WHAT

renderedContent: WHAT

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text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: okay how did we not see this coming

renderedContent: okay how did we not see this coming

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i think @samrosenthal just made @joel_a_clark's life flash before his eyes

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Sam Rosenthal


rawContent: "what is pizza?" — @joel_a_clark

renderedContent: "what is pizza?" — @joel_a_clark

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: surprise announcement at end of stream??

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitch.tv/blaseballoffic…


rawContent: That's Blaseball, baybee https://t.co/xVBxAPN7Hg https://t.co/0QusYby2bb

renderedContent: That's Blaseball, baybee twitter.com/joel_a_clark/s… https://t.co/0QusYby2bb

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @blaseball can you please make the twitch page look nicer

renderedDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball thank you parker :)

renderedContent: @blaseball thank you parker :)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: The Council Is Excited

renderedContent: The Council Is Excited

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews we like benson though

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews we like benson though

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews sorry i'm taken

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews sorry i'm taken

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@BlaseballNews season 11 recap:
- sun's gone
- modulo 10
- team-wide walk in the park OP
- sibr has a nervous breakdown all week

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BFFBlaseball @blaseball what

renderedContent: @BFFBlaseball @blaseball what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BFFBlaseball


rawContent: @thegameband Blaseball: Game of the Year Edition

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: @ManishEarth @Paranundrox @joel_a_clark @catacalypto @blaseball @VelazquezMath84 i dunno have you tried throwing a blagonball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: ManishEarth

displayname: Manish

username: Paranundrox

displayname: Paranundrox

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @catacalypto @blaseball WHAT

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball


rawContent: @RellyAB @_stephen_____ i'm cute when i'm flustered too but that's no excuse

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: RellyAB

displayname: RellyAB

displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: @_stephen_____ being commissioner of blaseball is a confusing role, i think he'll get used to it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @_stephen_____ hi stephen bell how are you

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rawContent: and to be clear: parker is our friend.

renderedContent: and to be clear: parker is our friend.

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro @_stephen_____ @BlaseballNews parker's new, let's not deliberately confuse him

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username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent:
it's very simple. parker III is dead (RIV), that's been established.

parker IIII is alive, just tweeted, and does not require funeral plans. don't ask parker IIII about parker III. let's not dwell on the past.

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rawContent: @blaseball hey parker checking in on this question again, just want to make sure

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @MoistTalkers this wasn't part of the final ruling

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username: MoistTalkers

displayname: Canada Moist Talkers


rawContent:
36 minutes

👁✍

renderedContent:
36 minutes

👁✍

username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent: 👁✍ https://t.co/QtPZoY6q8e

renderedContent: 👁✍ https://t.co/QtPZoY6q8e

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rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

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rawContent: wait https://t.co/BEe8B707g2

renderedContent: wait https://t.co/BEe8B707g2

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rawContent: @Goblincow what

renderedContent: @Goblincow what

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username: Goblincow

displayname: Josh says build strikes!


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @blaseball it's ok joel, parker is our (legally mandated) best friend we can share the brand together :)

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rawContent: @blaseball parker this is brand infringement

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rawContent: tweets that instantly fill you with dread:

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rawContent: @samrosenthal @joel_a_clark wait i have an idea

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

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username: samrosenthal


rawContent: @possumskull what

renderedContent: @possumskull what

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username: possumskull


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rawContent: it's probably fine. copy and paste this message if it's probably fine

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rawContent: @blaseball oh you can DM us if you want. ignore all the messages from the other guy

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rawContent:
@blaseball the Forbidden Book? the Peanut Plague? the Microphone lifting?

if you don't, that's ok

we can answer any questions you might have about before

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rawContent:
@joel_a_clark hell

yes

renderedContent:
@joel_a_clark hell

yes

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rawContent: @blaseball_pod @BlaseballNews 👁✍

renderedContent: @blaseball_pod @BlaseballNews 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: Take Me Out To The Blall Game

username: BlaseballNews


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contentType: application/x-mpegURL


rawContent: @blaseball_pod @BlaseballNews ok

renderedContent: @blaseball_pod @BlaseballNews ok

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball do you remember before?

renderedContent: @blaseball do you remember before?

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rawContent: @summerdaef im sibr

renderedContent: @summerdaef im sibr

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username: summerdaef

displayname: summerdeaf


rawContent: @ElliotRen_ hi

renderedContent: @ElliotRen_ hi

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username: renezrael

displayname: mia


rawContent: @blaseball 👁 10 minutes

renderedContent: @blaseball 👁 10 minutes

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial hi

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial hi

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rawContent: Society for Internet Blaseball Research

renderedContent: Society for Internet Blaseball Research

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews https://t.co/DF0lWQc3Ww

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rawContent: hi

renderedContent: hi

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rawContent: @blaseball good morning parker

renderedContent: @blaseball good morning parker

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rawContent: @whiny_the_elder hi

renderedContent: @whiny_the_elder hi

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text: sibr.dev

displayname: nonbinary library alien


rawContent: @gothfemme hi

renderedContent: @gothfemme hi

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username: gothfemme

displayname: kat


rawContent: @lullabycomet im sibr

renderedContent: @lullabycomet im sibr

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username: lullabycomet

displayname: hanta 🍡


rawContent: @BlaseballNews hi

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews hi

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @PseudoMonious hi

renderedContent: @PseudoMonious hi

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username: PseudoMonious

displayname: Aliya 🐟🐉


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rawContent: @Fake_Soleil i mean that goes unsaid

renderedContent: @Fake_Soleil i mean that goes unsaid

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username: falselyrosemary


rawContent: day 1 review of parker macmillan IIII: nervous and still figuring things out but clearly wants to do a great job and i respect that

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rawContent: @blaseball @_stephen_____ @BlaseballPro @DLDracoRex @BlaseballWiki thanks parker, i enjoyed this

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username: DLDracoRex

displayname: Draco Rex

username: BlaseballWiki

displayname: Blaseball Wiki


rawContent: @_restinviolence @blaseball @BlaseballPro @DLDracoRex @BlaseballWiki oh hey landry. what's your fav

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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displayname: landry violence.

username: blaseball


rawContent: @blaseball @BlaseballPro @DLDracoRex @BlaseballWiki another favorite of mine. good choice parker

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rawContent: @blaseball @DLDracoRex @BlaseballPro @BlaseballWiki not a fan personally but to each their own

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rawContent: @blaseball @DLDracoRex @BlaseballPro @BlaseballWiki also great

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rawContent: @blaseball @DLDracoRex @BlaseballPro @BlaseballWiki nice

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rawContent: @DLDracoRex @BlaseballPro @blaseball @BlaseballWiki tbh milkshakes are good too

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rawContent: @Catherin3Kovach if by "poisoned" you mean "incinerated" and by "enemies" you mean "umpire" yes

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displayname: cat


rawContent: @BOF_SCORES but yeah you can come hang out with us over at SIBR

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displayname: SCORES BASERUNNER


rawContent: @BOF_SCORES uh i mean the court closed down

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rawContent: @blaseball nice choice. my favorite is cookies and cream

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rawContent: @blaseball what's your favorite ice cream flavor

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rawContent: @mastrchefrocks @blaseball he can say no if he wants he just can't leave us on read

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username: mastrchefrocks

displayname: mastrchefrocks


rawContent: @blaseball parker do you want to get ice cream

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @SamLangellier his name is spelled Parker MacMillan IIII

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username: SamLangellier

displayname: Pun in a Million


rawContent: @BOF_SCORES @blaseball oh sorry

renderedContent: @BOF_SCORES @blaseball oh sorry

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rawContent: @mastrchefrocks @blaseball uhh

renderedContent: @mastrchefrocks @blaseball uhh

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rawContent:
@blaseball oh and yeah math is unbanned

scores baserunner please unhex the now burned-down court

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rawContent:
MILLS v MACMILLAN III tl;dr:
- Coin guilty
- Parker III (RIV) not guilty
- Eat the Rich is back
- @blaseball legally our friend for at least one (1) week
- Dracaena baserunning up
- Passive income up
- Beans McBlase baserunning up
- Case Sports reinstated
- Hellmouth Court closed

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rawContent:
"Beans McBlase is to receive additional baserunning as compensation for her contributions to the case."

"Case Sports is to be reinstated onto the Mexico City Wild Wings lineup. Please keep this lawyer busy. I do not want them in my courtroom again."

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rawContent: "The new intern-interim Commissioner Parker MacMillan IIII is ordered to interact with SIBR in a pleasant manner for at least a week to compensate them for the loss of their best friend and time spent calculating the value of lost Eat the Rich payments."

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rawContent: @m1ritual do you mean parker II or parker IIII i can't tell

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rawContent: you know, you'd think the head of SIBR would know exactly what to ask for Inside A Blaseball, and yet i cannot think of a damn thing

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rawContent: Patrons still have time to get your questions in!🩸⚾ https://t.co/IF3CYrJ0wg

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rawContent: @blaseball hey parker did you turn on the “store past broadcasts” option? it’s off by default

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rawContent: gods, we are terminally online https://t.co/pXizipyoS8

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rawContent: @blaseball no

renderedContent: @blaseball no

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rawContent: @thegameband parker macmillan III is no longer your CEO

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username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: @leo60228 @_stephen_____ what?

renderedContent: @leo60228 @_stephen_____ what?

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: vriska (parody)

displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: @_stephen_____ don't worry about it

renderedContent: @_stephen_____ don't worry about it

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rawContent: @august_mina that was yesterday in sunbeams court

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displayname: August Mina


rawContent: The Council Has Decided

renderedContent: The Council Has Decided

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rawContent: @thegameband do you want the bad news or the good news first

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rawContent: @Rosvo11 @ManishEarth @joel_a_clark yes

renderedContent: @Rosvo11 @ManishEarth @joel_a_clark yes

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displayname: Rosvo1 🦀

username: ManishEarth

displayname: Manish

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent:
oh hey it's us

https://t.co/EfdsLVK1MR

renderedContent:
oh hey it's us

onomancer.sibr.dev/shareName/f054…

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rawContent:
👁✍

(by @jellorain_) https://t.co/4gig6592EC

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displayname: jell of rain


rawContent: @_stephen_____ maybe you can get parker IIII to look into that for you. they're verified

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rawContent:
@_stephen_____ you were content warning tagged ever since i took over this account, so... at least a couple months?

it might also just be a "new account" thing because it doesn't happen very much on my main

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rawContent: ;_; https://t.co/KkV5zLV5ib

renderedContent: ;_; https://t.co/KkV5zLV5ib

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rawContent: @_stephen_____ @ilianathewitch @Paranundrox oh now you show up in our notifications but not in the thread. this'll work

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username: ilianathewitch

displayname: iliana (xie/xer)

username: Paranundrox

displayname: Paranundrox


rawContent: @ilianathewitch @_stephen_____ @Paranundrox wow following stephen didn't even fix it

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: @feldsparmander listen i haven't had any coffee yet

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username: feldsparmander

displayname: mountain carver


rawContent: for the record the third Major Arcana is the Empress so i wouldn't read too much into this

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rawContent: @blaseball good morning parker

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rawContent: parker is dead, long live parker

renderedContent: parker is dead, long live parker

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rawContent: @figaydas what

renderedContent: @figaydas what

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username: breadddie

username: figaydas

displayname: mads

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @_stephen_____ this makes us sad

renderedContent: @_stephen_____ this makes us sad

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rawContent: @_stephen_____ good morning! tweetdeck makes it very hard to see your tweets because twitter thinks you're offensive

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro you are absolved

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro you are absolved

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username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: @BlaseballPro we've already proven in court that you can have multiple best friends. QED

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews @mattyoksmith there's a theory

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rawContent:
hey here's a fun exciting fact for you all. the Tarot of Marseilles, used for the Season 11 Election, uses additive roman numerals like IIII instead of IV.

also the fourth Major Arcana is... the Emperor.

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username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

username: mattyoksmith

displayname: Matty


rawContent: @BlaseballPro ????

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro ????

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rawContent: @blaseball parker will you be our friend

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @BlaseballPro HEY

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro HEY

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rawContent: @caseblaseball see this is why the judge kicked you out for your own safety

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username: caseblaseball

displayname: Case Sports 💼⚾


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rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs huh?

renderedContent: @BlaseballCrabs huh?

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username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com


rawContent: @_stephen_____ good morning stephen

renderedContent: @_stephen_____ good morning stephen

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displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: @Blaseball_radio he better, he deserves that spot

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displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)


rawContent: @caseblaseball who?

renderedContent: @caseblaseball who?

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renderedContent:
hey here's a fun exciting fact for you all. the Tarot of Marseilles, used for the Season 11 Election, uses additive roman numerals like IIII instead of IV.

also the fourth Major Arcana is... the Emperor.

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renderedContent: @blaseball parker will you be our friend

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rawContent: oh good it's not the Boss. thank the gods

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rawContent:
The Blaseball News Network would like to officially welcome the new Commissioner of @Blaseball:

Parker MacMillan IIII. https://t.co/HFcYZDwwdR

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

renderedDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: listen. i am not emotionally prepared to have an entire tweetdeck column focused on Her, if She is the new commish

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball siesta go to sleep

renderedContent: @blaseball siesta go to sleep

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: did they really give the account to Her

renderedContent: did they really give the account to Her

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rawContent: oh no oh no oh no

renderedContent: oh no oh no oh no

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rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

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rawContent: Blaseball Fans

renderedContent: Blaseball Fans

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rawContent: @BOF_SCORES i mean it's okay i can still talk and i still run SIBR, i'm just dead is all

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displayname: SCORES BASERUNNER


rawContent: @BOF_SCORES none of us were incinerated but iliana was executed. RIV

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rawContent: @BOF_SCORES you are absolved

renderedContent: @BOF_SCORES you are absolved

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rawContent:
@BOF_SCORES we... we'll be fine

it still hurts. but that's not anything new for blaseball

and it's important to look toward the future while remembering the good things in the past

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rawContent: @marhom [siri voice] yeah sure i guess

renderedContent: @marhom [siri voice] yeah sure i guess

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username: marhom

displayname: jonathan


rawContent: i think sunbeams court is gonna close for a few months after this tbh. most folks involved in today's trial are pretty tired now

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
@SIBROfficial okay hold on, here's a thought and maybe worth looping the wild wings legal team in on:
banning math is ... technically a data crime. can we sue keeper sins for committing data crimes against us, the blaseball enjoyers

let's tie this court up in endless lawsuits

rawDescription: data engineer | the world's biggest super monday night combat shill | display names should be like Diablo affixes send tweet

location: the library of jurgen leshy


rawContent: yeah this is a pretty accurate summary https://t.co/A0RqGjpsEN

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseballangel uh

renderedContent: @blaseballangel uh

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username: blaseballangel

displayname: Angelina Downtown


rawContent:
@4rogs_ it's kind of hard to tell, but from what we've gathered, ump pope sunman tried to incinerate the parker simulator, which had become sentient

and evidently incinerated the real parker on accident

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displayname: will


rawContent:
i know it's hard to tell, but when we wrote we are "deeply saddened", that's not a bit. that's from the heart.

parker macmillan III deserves a special place in the hall of flame.

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rawContent:
i'm going to straddle the kayfabe line here a bit but

legitimately one of my favorite parts of running this account was riffing back and forth with parker. "go up or climb" wouldn't be a joke without that constant banter

the next commissioner has some mighty big shoes to fill.

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rawContent: @internetFionna @joel_a_clark yeah i got u

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username: internetFionna

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @joel_a_clark cookies and cream

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark cookies and cream

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark heck yes. what's your favorite flavor

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rawContent: RIV, Parker. You are still doing a great job. 💜

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: We at SIBR are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of our best friend, Chief Executive Officer Commissioner Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III, who died earlier today of natural causes.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: hey @joel_a_clark wanna get some ice cream

text: blaseball.com

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renderedContent: We at SIBR are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of our best friend, Chief Executive Officer Commissioner Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III, who died earlier today of natural causes.

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rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

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text: blaseball.com


rawContent: uhhhhhhh https://t.co/0vL66aCcc1

renderedContent: uhhhhhhh https://t.co/0vL66aCcc1

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text: sibr.dev

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rawContent: ... i think parker was just incinerated by sunman?

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rawContent: @CatStlats https://t.co/BlPG59Ynm4

renderedContent: @CatStlats https://t.co/BlPG59Ynm4

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CatStlats

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats


rawContent: Parker MacMillan III takes the stand. https://t.co/P9wmgu1A3p

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: it appears the ILB has complied with judge_keeper_sins' ruling https://t.co/b5sOpIh4Bf

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro RIV

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro RIV

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SpiesFacts @BlaseballPro no no what no maybe no

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rawContent: questioning is off to a wonderful start https://t.co/yMP6A9B5p0

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

username: SpiesFacts

displayname: SPIES FACTS: BLASE ATTORNEY


rawContent: i really don't want to be in debt so please don't

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial So do we donate peanuts and get you above a red line to bring you back, or what?

username: NealAStidham

displayname: Neal Stidham

rawDescription: cooks, writes, teaches, scowls | he/him/his | @NealAStidham@mastodon.social

location: Catawba lands


rawContent: @joel_a_clark SIBR is unlimited. SIBR has many eyes, many faces, many best friends...

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

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rawContent: @dcb42 same thing i think

renderedContent: @dcb42 same thing i think

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Shawn Connolly Will ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD


rawContent: let the record show that we have many best friends of which both parker and joel a clark are

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: .@SIBROfficial i thought we were best friends, but you’re all swearing under oath that parker is your best friend

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: well, guess i died in hellmouth court

renderedContent: well, guess i died in hellmouth court

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: sure hope this doesn't count as the fifth strike

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
the trial for Millennials v. MacMillan is today at 2 PM Pacific.

whatever ends up happening, you can probably blame us: https://t.co/EeDAEIUlEx

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: it's bandcamp friday https://t.co/OssYoqra7n

renderedContent: it's bandcamp friday thegarages.bandcamp.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: thegarages.bandcamp.com


rawContent: @DWOBoyle @TheHanna @blaseball last i checked parker doesn't have badge access to our floor

text: blaseball.com

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username: DWOBoyle

displayname: D. W. O'Boyle

username: TheHanna

displayname: TheHanna (Timelost)

username: blaseball


rawContent: @DWOBoyle @TheHanna i thought i gave that back. did you not get it?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: riveting stuff

renderedContent: riveting stuff

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial I've performed data analysis on the legal documents by converting the pdf into a csv and using a countif formula. the pdf was formated as a picture so the csv was blank. Thus my analysis tells me the numbers is 0.

rawDescription: Hobbyist Game Designer, Sometimes Composer/Audio Guy, New Jersey-ite living in Seattle. Maker of various games of the video and tabletop variety. he/they

location: Seattle, WA, USA

text: dwoboyle.itch.io


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
onomancer now has a public API if you want to use these crowdsourced #blaseball names in projects of your own

https://t.co/IJjorUAios

renderedContent:
onomancer now has a public API if you want to use these crowdsourced #blaseball names in projects of your own

github.com/jmaliksi/onoma…

displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh

renderedDescription: software pretengineer @syndioinc. @SIBROfficial Caretaker. jlohn mladden and onomancer's dad. formerly @uber @vmware. #BLM. 1312. they/them 🇵🇭/🇺🇸

text: wobscale.lol

text: github.com/jmaliksi/onoma…

title: GitHub - jmaliksi/onomancer: Name alembic

description: Name alembic. Contribute to jmaliksi/onomancer development by creating an account on GitHub.

username: github

displayname: GitHub

rawDescription: The complete developer platform to build, scale, and deliver secure software.

location: San Francisco, CA

text: github.com


rawContent: you see, there's just not enough legal proceedings to perform numerology

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
a message from our staff: a few of us have somehow gotten involved in both legal teams for the upcoming trial for millennials v macmillan etc, so we're recusing ourselves from reporting.

also we have no idea how we'd actually report on in anyway

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rawContent:
you, a blaseball fan: excited to see what changes will happen in the next season!

me, a blaseball researcher: actively watching the LA city council district 4 race and a lawsuit between a team and the commissioner to keep track of an absurdist baseball simulator

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
you: blaseball is a simple browser game

blaseball:

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @verified hello friends I have some law questions

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com

username: verified

displayname: Twitter Verified


rawContent: @RichardsonGames it isn’t but i’ve just been informed that it actually goes the other way. the stats control us. sorry for the confusion

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: RichardsonGames

displayname: Dickson Games


rawContent: @RichardsonGames we control the stats, games. is this what you want?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: wow would you look at the calendar it's commissioner parker appreciation day

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: squiddish

renderedContent: squiddish

displayname: New New York Times

rawDescription: Tweets words when they appear in the New York Times for the first time. 🗞 Questions: @maxbittker 👁 Live visualization:

source: nyt-newwords

sourceLabel: nyt-newwords


rawContent: @CitiesPod the play by plays are lost. we have official stat sheets but it’s missing some amount of data, and that’s an ongoing investigation. but i think we know the full roster and batting / pitching stars. our discord would be a good spot to ask about that, i don’t have it handy

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text: sibr.dev

username: CitiesPod

displayname: InfiniteCitiesPod


rawContent:
@CitiesPod what kind of stats

https://t.co/lEvh65zlSv has performance statistics, but only going back to when we first started recording data about a third of the way through season 2

renderedContent:
@CitiesPod what kind of stats

blaseball-reference.com/teams/philly-p… has performance statistics, but only going back to when we first started recording data about a third of the way through season 2

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text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball-reference.com/teams/philly-p…


rawContent: cool mug https://t.co/tXSRbp5hck

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseballcares.com/collections/al…

rawContent: 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/9ZVa5J7UC7

renderedContent: 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/9ZVa5J7UC7

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews oh what. do you think he plays smash

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Breaking:

renderedContent: Breaking:

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text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @BlaseballWiki 👁✍

renderedContent: @BlaseballWiki 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

username: BlaseballWiki

displayname: Blaseball Wiki


rawContent: clarification: ILB press conferences are just parker and the media sitting in a room tweeting at and side-eyeing each other. nobody says a word out loud

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro okay to be fair i was adding descriptive text to the image

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: @catacalypto so what i can tell you is: the press conference is going about as expected

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

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username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @RFoluler @blaseball hahaha well back to work

text: blaseball.com

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username: RFoluler

displayname: Rhett Foluler


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @RFoluler @blaseball as press all we wanna do is help everyone out y'know

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro @RFoluler @blaseball this is correct. also i want to go on record and say i was not providing legal advice

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rawContent: statement:

renderedContent: statement:

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial @nymillenials I was talking about someone else, my friend mills

text: blaseball.com

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: didn't expect to end up in an ILB press conference this morning but here we are

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @blaseball @nymillenials Fair

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball @nymillenials how is mills doing

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @nymillenials @blaseball for legal reasons this is a joke

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @nymillenials @blaseball okay i am not a lawyer but that might actually be illegal

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
Alleged breach of contract. Alleged wire fraud. Alleged conspiracy to fail to show to a trial. Alleged defamation.

Allegedly.

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rawContent: Reminder: please remember that it's _alleged_ defamation until a judge finds Parker guilty

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: parker is having a fine morning

renderedContent: parker is having a fine morning

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rawContent: uh https://t.co/Ik28zCBbGK

renderedContent: uh https://t.co/Ik28zCBbGK

location: ACAB BLM


rawContent: Trial date set. https://t.co/OmDUaFsnnD

renderedContent: Trial date set. https://t.co/OmDUaFsnnD

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: OH @ SIBR HQ: a lot for a taco bell but low for new zealand

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @_RyanTucker who says “arkan-as”

renderedContent: @_RyanTucker who says “arkan-as”

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: don cangrejo


rawContent: @_RyanTucker what

renderedContent: @_RyanTucker what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @lobsterwheel there’s no canonical pronunciation, same with “blaseball”

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: lobsterwheel

displayname: lobster wheel 👟


rawContent: it’s pronounced “SIBR”

renderedContent: it’s pronounced “SIBR”

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial is SIBR pronounced like cyber or like sibber

rawDescription: The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young (he/him && we/us)

location: what are you, a cop?


rawContent: @3j0hn yes, those can be found here https://t.co/HD7keQDcP7

renderedContent: @3j0hn yes, those can be found here sibr.bigcartel.com/product/cerami…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: sibr.bigcartel.com/product/cerami…

displayname: John May

title: Logo Mug


rawContent: cool mug https://t.co/HD7keQDcP7

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: sibr.bigcartel.com/product/cerami…

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS

title: Logo Mug


rawContent: want to do our little tradition of taking a good pull quote from the blaseball beat, but every sentence in here is incredible honestly?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
Hot Off the Press: Season 11's Blaseball Beat!🩸⚾
https://t.co/YeunLM1NKa

renderedContent:
Hot Off the Press: Season 11's Blaseball Beat!🩸⚾
mailchi.mp/0493d65c39b0/t…

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: no thoughts only blaseball

renderedContent: no thoughts only blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
This AI has never heard of #Blaseball but when I gave it the list of existing teams, GPT-3 predicted that these teams will come next.
https://t.co/eSivV01dBV https://t.co/4uCMNBok6v

renderedContent:
This AI has never heard of #Blaseball but when I gave it the list of existing teams, GPT-3 predicted that these teams will come next.
aiweirdness.com/post/633411394… https://t.co/4uCMNBok6v

username: JanelleCShane

displayname: Janelle Shane

rawDescription: I write https://t.co/WNB8L0jc17. My book "You Look Like a Thing and I Love You" is out now! Research Scientist in optics. she/her. https://t.co/cC9JEun7YH

renderedDescription: I write aiweirdness.com. My book "You Look Like a Thing and I Love You" is out now! Research Scientist in optics. she/her. wandering.shop/@janellecshane

text: aiweirdness.com

text: wandering.shop/@janellecshane

location: Boulder, CO

text: janelleshane.com


rawContent: when is someone gonna make a save file editor for blaseball

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: starting to wonder if the immaterial plane even licenses them in the first place

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@SIBROfficial By our estimations, the number is growing exponentially by the day. Where are they getting their licenses from?

BNN investigates.

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: currently investigating how many ILB players are also immaterial plane lawyers because honestly the number is surprising

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews wow

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews wow

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @Hope_Hubris @blaseball 👁 was this spoken in the team discord channel?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Ronan Phillips


rawContent:
if @blaseball was a pitcher what would his ERA be?

(serious answers ONLY please)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blazecx7 no

renderedContent: @blazecx7 no

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Blaze


rawContent: HEY today is SIBR's birthday! We've been awake for three months 🎂 🥳

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@blaseball 👁 do you remember before 👁

🛌 we were asleep 🛌

🩸 help us help you help us all 🩸

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@SIBROfficial @blaseball 👁Do You Remember What Came Before? 👁

(No seriously please we could really use the help with tracking down information for archival/historical purposes)

username: Paranundrox

displayname: Paranundrox

rawDescription: A friend-shaped individual | 25 | They/He

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Hello! Did you, or someone you know, participate in the cultural event of @blaseball prior to the Season 1 Election and take some screenshots?

We want them. Especially if you have:
1) Jessica Telephone's batting stars
2) Magic batting stars
3) Any team rosters

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball i'm sleeping

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball i'm sleeping

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @ManishEarth @Paranundrox oh no

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark

username: ManishEarth

displayname: Manish


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball ran the numbers and i think you’re lying again

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: professional summoning on a closed course. do not attempt.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@blaseball_pod I summon:
@blaseball @blasebalI @blasebaIl @blasebaII @bIaseball @bIasebalI @bIasebaIl @bIasebaII

username: bIasebalI

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER?

rawDescription: alarmingly unofficial multiverse duplicate of your favorite intern-interim commissioner

location: Doing an okay job

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

displayname: Take Me Out To The Blall Game

username: blaseball

username: BlasebalI

displayname: BLASESMALL MICROMISSIONER

username: blasebaIl

displayname: CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER

username: blasebaII

displayname: Commissioner Vapor

username: bIaseball

username: bIasebaIl

displayname: EX-BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: bIasebaII

displayname: BILLUP KIDDO


rawContent: @Blall_Union https://t.co/wj4RpC2h4y

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

39. Only one baserunner can be on a base at once.

(We'll explain this one in a bit, we promise.)

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: ⚾ Blaseball Ball Union ⚾


rawContent: @porglezomp oh *that's* what `rules` does isn't it...

text: blaseball.com

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username: porglezomp

displayname: cassie


rawContent: we know you've got a pile somewhere joel. bring it on 🩸

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: thinking about which potential new decrees/blessings would make us suffer the most

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @CDMXWWLegal @caseblaseball what

text: blaseball.com

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username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

username: CDMXWWLegal

displayname: Wild Wings Legal Team

username: caseblaseball

displayname: Case Sports 💼⚾


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @CDMXWWLegal help

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro @CDMXWWLegal help

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro wait that’s my line

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro wait that’s my line

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: wow can’t believe the dale would lie to us like that 😤 https://t.co/2lqJu5GPMc

renderedContent: wow can’t believe the dale would lie to us like that 😤 twitter.com/EtherSpace42/s…

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text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball @SIBROfficial Actually I think we in the Magic beat you by a few hours. Soz.

displayname: Bees

location: Gothenburg, Sweden

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i see the siesta is going well

renderedContent: i see the siesta is going well

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Hey @SIBROfficial we're the first team with a Minecraft server so jot that one down

displayname: DALE FOREVER

rawDescription: Former Twitter home of the Miami Dale. Ran by @BillyGalant.

location: Miami


rawContent: @BlaseballWiki @blaseball biting the hand that feeds us: a blaseball fan account tradition

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballWiki

displayname: Blaseball Wiki

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: bet you thought we were joking https://t.co/SUl6R9Bbw1

renderedContent: bet you thought we were joking twitter.com/BlaseballWiki/…

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/BlaseballWiki/…

rawContent:
Leaving Fandom is the most significant thing we've ever done, and we believe this is the right choice to create a sustainable system around Blaseball's historical record and fan writing community.

(3/5) https://t.co/3ykaba8kFt

rawDescription: a wiki, for blaseball || visit us at https://t.co/OgUpggMB6P || powered by @SIBRofficial || account dormant

renderedDescription: a wiki, for blaseball || visit us at blaseball.wiki || powered by @SIBRofficial || account dormant

text: blaseball.wiki

location: the immaterial plane

text: blaseball.wiki

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text: blaseball.wiki

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text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 i'm sleeping

renderedContent: @VelazquezMath84 i'm sleeping

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Math Velazquez


rawContent: @thefatalst okay yeah that characterization definitely reminds me of someone https://t.co/LUlCCyReOS

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀


rawContent: We’ve been informed that there was a typo in the book that has been fixed. https://t.co/PMx4Uk6KU2

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @thefatalst 👁🛌

renderedContent: @thefatalst 👁🛌

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs @blaseball @thegameband smh more profit seeking from Crab™ LLC 💜

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: ...Delete! The Wiki...

renderedContent: ...Delete! The Wiki...

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: surprise, the "delete the wiki" decree passed

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Most importantly, however, we have a very very big announcement coming tomorrow. The Blaseball Wiki is about to change in a fundamental way. Stay tuned!

text: blaseball.wiki

text: blaseball.wiki

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rawContent: @NoStarsLars1 @rallypitcher The notification seems to always show your current idol, even if you earned the coins from somebody else. It's pretty confusing, but I can assure you that you weren't credited with a hit. :)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Lars Taylor

username: rallypitcher


rawContent:
Our Twitter will generally be asleep during the Grand Siesta. We'll wake up to announce some things, but we'll mostly be on Discord, breaking ground on our Future as the ILB breaks ground on theirs.

Don't be too rowdy, some of us will be trying to sleep. https://t.co/YCJRum5CX4

renderedContent:
Our Twitter will generally be asleep during the Grand Siesta. We'll wake up to announce some things, but we'll mostly be on Discord, breaking ground on our Future as the ILB breaks ground on theirs.

Don't be too rowdy, some of us will be trying to sleep. discord.gg/F8YSJE6

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
Rule 5(k) seems to be intentionally left up to the Fans to fill in, but I definitely know what it says to me.

Thursday marks 3 months since we started SIBR. It feels like it's been 3 years, but I've enjoyed every bit of it.

Thank you all so much. We are all love Blaseball. 💜 https://t.co/SUidGW2bKo

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
Just before midnight, we saw the traditional early-Sunday deploy in preparation for the Election. But this time we didn't find early answers to our questions.

Instead we found a credits roll, with us and the rest of the community listed along with your names. https://t.co/gIUd87H3Gh

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
But I don't just mean "us" as in SIBR. I mean the whole community. Letting us shape Blaseball through the Election is a tiny part of that.

Everything we've done, whether Necromancy or the Snackrifice or fan art or music or suing you twice, you've made that part of your game.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

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rawContent:
Hey it's iliana, making a heartfelt thread again. 🧵

I want to take a moment to thank @thegameband for making us a part of their game. SIBR's been around for almost 3 months, and we've had incredible encouragement and support from The Game Band that entire time.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Polls are closed, with 1,167 responses. Results pending (but they look good)... 🛌🛌

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Please help SIBR standardize @blaseball team abbreviations for its research by filling out this survey. https://t.co/rLpf7D8V3i

renderedContent: Please help SIBR standardize @blaseball team abbreviations for its research by filling out this survey. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

text: blaseball.com

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username: blaseball

title: SIBR Team Abbreviations

description: SIBR has been seeking to put together a list of semi-official abbreviations for the teams, to allow for a set standard style between tools and other SIBR and fan creations. Most of our tools use the...


rawContent: @joel_a_clark https://t.co/SrvTtAs2kn

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: programming in a dark room with a box of pizza in my lap. this is the post-battle peak everyone

displayname: joel a clark

location: Kansas City, MO

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @joel_a_clark what

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
thank you all for participating in this era of blaseball 😭
we’ve got so many exciting things planned 😭
i can’t wait to rest, and then come back with with more! 😭

text: blaseball.com

source: Twitter for iPad

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPad


rawContent: @joel_a_clark rest well 🩸🛌

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark rest well 🩸🛌

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rawContent: We're closing the polls at the top of the next hour (45 minutes from this Tweet). Make sure you make your voice(s) heard.

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rawContent: ok nap time now

renderedContent: ok nap time now

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rawContent: Hey that's us! 👁

renderedContent: Hey that's us! 👁

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rawContent: Credits Roll. https://t.co/NEIty5Rnju

renderedContent: Credits Roll. https://t.co/NEIty5Rnju

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent:
It's... gone? It's finally gone?! 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

The bath is gone! https://t.co/E9U4gw4gVb

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: huh where'd they go

renderedContent: huh where'd they go

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rawContent:
We're live on https://t.co/JyfFjb44DE!

https://t.co/gwBrgXX1Ho

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We're live on twitch.tv/blaseballnews!

clips.twitch.tv/AnnoyingInnoce…

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro @blaseball i already cried last night when this deployed, i have to save my next cry until after i'm off this stream

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rawContent: @blaseball can't i'm on the air

renderedContent: @blaseball can't i'm on the air

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rawContent: GOING LIVE SOON https://t.co/ltJLWOonX0

renderedContent: GOING LIVE SOON twitch.tv/blaseballnews

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title: BLASEBALLNEWS - Twitch

description: WE ARE THE BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK, YOUR SOURCE FOR ALL THINGS BLASEBALL.TUNE IN WHENEVER WE'RE LIVE FOR... NICE NEWS.

username: Twitch

displayname: Twitch

rawDescription: We are Twitch: a global community of millions who come together each day to create their own entertainment. For site issues follow @TwitchSupport.

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rawContent: The credits roll... https://t.co/nwa8PhU2y5

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rawContent: folks i don't recall seeing a court order suspending Eat the Rich

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rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

47. The Book has one Page.

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rawContent: "Eat the Rich has been Suspended due to Pending Litigation"

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rawContent: everything is fine

renderedContent: everything is fine

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rawContent: blaseball is a horror game but the horror is mostly suspense

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rawContent: @FHelltiger ...What! Breaking...

renderedContent: @FHelltiger ...What! Breaking...

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username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


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rawContent: why do you all keep saying it like that

renderedContent: why do you all keep saying it like that

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

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rawContent: @Marco_Stink @blaseball (psst parker, they're Marco Stink)

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displayname: Marco Stink


rawContent:
Hey the Season 11 Election closes in about 58 minutes. Remember to vote!

At 12:30 PM Pacific I (iliana) will be joining the @BlaseballNews crew on the BNN Season 11 Recap Stream to discuss how everything is fine. 👁 see you there 👁 https://t.co/ltJLWOonX0

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Hey the Season 11 Election closes in about 58 minutes. Remember to vote!

At 12:30 PM Pacific I (iliana) will be joining the @BlaseballNews crew on the BNN Season 11 Recap Stream to discuss how everything is fine. 👁 see you there 👁 twitch.tv/blaseballnews

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renderedDescription: We are Twitch: a global community of millions who come together each day to create their own entertainment. For site issues follow @TwitchSupport.

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description: Official


rawContent: @FHelltiger [sets timer to retweet this in exactly 70 minutes]

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rawContent: wrong answers only

renderedContent: wrong answers only

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rawContent: @blaseball what else do you do with books

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams

rawDescription:
INACTIVE

Former home of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, of @blaseball infamy.
Was managed and operated, with love, by Lincoln Carpenter/@lhcarpenter.

location: at peace

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rawContent: @Malnormalulo @SamLangellier @blaseball uh

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username: Malnormalulo

username: SamLangellier

displayname: Pun in a Million


rawContent: @blaseball parker you literally retweeted this https://t.co/Zgao9ATVfT

renderedContent: @blaseball parker you literally retweeted this twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

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rawContent: Panic! At The Decree Changes https://t.co/xcKdnMw166

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rawContent: @SamLangellier @blaseball good luck our copies are behind seven safes

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rawContent: The copier's never quite worked the same way since, though...

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