rawContent: blaseball-reference and the wiki seem to be good again https://t.co/pNNx8NG0a4

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: shows up on the standings, too https://t.co/WLXKcQ2XRv

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

renderedDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: seemed to show up at the same time as the tigers reaching a Credit Level of "Low A"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: I try not to preface everything like this with "preens in Tigers" but, #manningblases https://t.co/fxz8iXUGuJ

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

rawDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

location: LA

text: catacalypto.substack.com

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: ... that red dot is new https://t.co/UAHXQVvWKP

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: No stat rerolls occurred when Mason X or the Receivers Echoed the Alternate modification.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseballangel jaylen failed to become a receiver in the discipline era and we're still not sure why

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseballangel

displayname: Angelina Downtown


rawContent:
Here's what Mason X's feed looks like. They Echo player modifications from other players in the game as Permanent modifications. (Stanton, Crueller, and Ross all played for the Steaks against Mason X under Feedback.)

Each of these Echoed to Receivers as Season modifications. https://t.co/g9Iu3ZaGHO

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
- NaN is picking up the Echoes and is not currently pitching for CHI
- Moses Mason was playing for the Flowers in a ballpark without Psychoacoustics

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial @BlaseballNews NaN is also picking up the Echoes!

displayname: Pride Yggdrasil brought to you by the letter 'A'

rawDescription: He/they, ace/aro/agender on the Autism Spectrum.

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
- Wyatt Mason X (SEA) is currently playing under Feedback weather
- Wyatt Quitter and Sixpack Dogwalker, both Receivers, are picking up the Echoes
- Quitter is currently playing in a ballpark with Psychoacoustics
- Dogwalker is not currently pitching for STK vs SEA https://t.co/pId57YMx8V

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @dcb42 @BiffIfh yep! rough summary, from what i remember: there's a lot of letters, order isn't telling us a lot, and you could spell pretty much anything with 'em

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Shawn Connolly Will ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD

username: BiffIfh

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet


rawContent: Reports: @BlaseballMic is "OFFLINE". https://t.co/IGtvxNzhQv

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballMic

displayname: The Macrophone


rawContent: thank you to whatever cosmic entity managed this for not naming thirteen different players "Wyatt Mason" this time

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballWiki i am so sorry

renderedContent: @BlaseballWiki i am so sorry

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballWiki

displayname: Blaseball Wiki


rawContent: uhh

renderedContent: uhh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
BURKE GONZALES PITCHES A PERFECT GAME against the Hades Tigers, Season 14, Day 61; Gonzales pitched 13 strikeouts in 9 innings. https://t.co/gVF8940qfV

Gonzales set the regular-season ERA record of 1.12 in Season 12, and becomes the 11th player in ILB to pitch a perfect game.

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BURKE GONZALES PITCHES A PERFECT GAME against the Hades Tigers, Season 14, Day 61; Gonzales pitched 13 strikeouts in 9 innings. reblase.sibr.dev/game/eb698147-…

Gonzales set the regular-season ERA record of 1.12 in Season 12, and becomes the 11th player in ILB to pitch a perfect game.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Thanks to some experiment assistance from the Tacos, we can confirm the fourth renovation for Al Pastor Memorial Park costs 64 million coins (the expected quadruple cost; we've seen 1m, 4m, and 16m before that).

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
food $200
data $150
rent $800
stadium renovations $21,000,000
utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos

rawDescription: snackrifice achievers, second place struggle tweeters, we bring the blaby to blaseball's back blaby! bits by ada octothorpe and moss perennial.

location: void, probably?

text: tacosblaseball.com

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent: @blaseball pretty weird ain't it

renderedContent: @blaseball pretty weird ain't it

text: blaseball.com

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username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @acornett99 you might want to join our discord? there's a lot of wild conjecture we could make, and a number of folks looking at historical data, but as a policy we don't post conjecture here https://t.co/R7In5aTRMI

renderedContent: @acornett99 you might want to join our discord? there's a lot of wild conjecture we could make, and a number of folks looking at historical data, but as a policy we don't post conjecture here discord.sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: discord.sibr.dev

displayname: Abigail 💜🖤

title: Discord - A New Way to Chat with Friends & Communities

description: Discord is the easiest way to communicate over voice, video, and text. Chat, hang out, and stay close with your friends and communities.

username: discord

displayname: Discord

rawDescription: Discord is the easiest way to talk over voice, video, and text. Talk, hang out, and create a place to belong with your friends and communities.

location: San Francisco, CA

text: discord.com

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rawContent:
SIBR is currently monitoring the relationship between eDensity and Level.

Despite the Spies having a higher eDensity (~1403) than 5 of the 6 current C-Level teams did when they reached C-Level (between 1377 and 1400), they are still at 3D.

Research continues.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @acornett99 we're looking at it, have a few theories floating around. it'll be telling when the next team gets to C

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: 👁 https://t.co/5SL21SJlx2

renderedContent: 👁 https://t.co/5SL21SJlx2

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlobCostas folks have been tracking them but the letters seem sufficiently random and numerous that you could try to say anything with them

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlobCostas

displayname: Blob Costas


rawContent: @Mega_Matt_EX @BlaseballPro it's a Credit Level not a Credit Dimension

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Mega Matt EX 🎮

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: @Mega_Matt_EX @BlaseballPro the tigers are in C

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: RIV Son Scotch https://t.co/uVnMHQ1H1p

renderedContent: RIV Son Scotch https://t.co/uVnMHQ1H1p

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @KGARBlaseball reblase is designed to be forbidden-knowledge free so folks shouldn't need to worry about spoilers there ✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: KGARBlaseball

displayname: 🎸 Seattle Garages News


rawContent: @epiktistes @blaseball @kevinnbrown no we're pretty sure all the players are drowning in something else

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: epiktistes

displayname: Andrew Ferguson

username: kevinnbrown

displayname: Kevin Brown


rawContent: @blaseball @kevinnbrown hello kevin brown we are drowning in data

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball you are welcome, the Miami Dale

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball ah, you may be looking for our FAQ entry. here it is for your reference https://t.co/vshdDpKdeJ

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball ah, you may be looking for our FAQ entry. here it is for your reference twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

text: blaseball.com

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text: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

rawContent:
FAQ

Q: Does SIBR know wh—
A: no

renderedContent:
FAQ

Q: Does SIBR know wh—
A: no

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball what

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Juice Collins (Hawai'i) is swept Elsewhere and returns after five pitches. https://t.co/MMMNjfF5uW https://t.co/4FTRZh92vz

renderedContent: Juice Collins (Hawai'i) is swept Elsewhere and returns after five pitches. reblase.sibr.dev/game/d38669da-… https://t.co/4FTRZh92vz

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: [nervous laughter]

renderedContent: [nervous laughter]

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: looking at the data and simply laughing

renderedContent: looking at the data and simply laughing

username: dril

displayname: wint

rawDescription:
Societary Fact Whisperer || alienPiss Brand Ambassador
" I Apologize For The 51 Day FBI Siege In Waco On Behalf Of All White Boys "

book: https://t.co/JdpJcKiRPi

renderedDescription:
Societary Fact Whisperer || alienPiss Brand Ambassador
" I Apologize For The 51 Day FBI Siege In Waco On Behalf Of All White Boys "

book: amzn.to/3EXTLEX

location: big burbank

text: linktr.ee/drilreal

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android


rawContent: @BiffIfh for those who remain tuned: https://t.co/DuSwD8P3yC

renderedContent: @BiffIfh for those who remain tuned: twitter.com/BiffIfh/status…

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/BiffIfh/status…

rawContent:
So, y'all remember perennial Triple Crown threat @OlMillion zimself, Aldon Cashmoney, right?  Here's a snapshot of the player card when the season started, just a few hours ago:

Nothing weird here, right? https://t.co/czbSfvulKq

rawDescription:
Just a lil ol' Efreet, floating around the @SIBROfficial
Datablase, doing data things. Not associated with @blaseball, just cataloging the chaos.  He/him.

location: The SIBR Datablase

text: sibr.dev

username: OlMillion

displayname: Aldon Ca$hmoney


rawContent: @cubbywubster @BiffIfh hey maybe see the root of the thread i retweeted a an hour ago

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: cubbywubster

displayname: ✞𖤐Cub𖤐✞

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet


rawContent: @leo60228 i mean it's not magic, someone would have to write code for that

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: vriska (parody)


rawContent:
reblase has a (FK-free!) player history page, so if you want to see how they changed, you can take a peek:

telephone: https://t.co/iW4J9Aw3SP
cashmoney: https://t.co/Qc5oxuh9jY

renderedContent:
reblase has a (FK-free!) player history page, so if you want to see how they changed, you can take a peek:

telephone: reblase.sibr.dev/player/083d09d…
cashmoney: reblase.sibr.dev/player/efafe75…

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
... huh.

so jessica telephone and aldon cashmoney stayed on base during flooding, right?

... their soulscreams got longer when that happened

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: RIGBY FRIEDRICH (Atlantis Georgias) PITCHES A PERFECT GAME 1 against the Chicago Firefighters with 10 strikeouts in 27 outs. This is the sixth perfect game in the Expansion Era. https://t.co/dagAJhwt5u

renderedContent: RIGBY FRIEDRICH (Atlantis Georgias) PITCHES A PERFECT GAME 1 against the Chicago Firefighters with 10 strikeouts in 27 outs. This is the sixth perfect game in the Expansion Era. reblase.sibr.dev/game/2ec0e69f-…

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @erinikiAhead @BlaseballPro when you buy snacks or switch your idol it shows up there too!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: erinikiAhead

displayname: Eribun!


rawContent: hey if you haven't seen chorby soul's soulscream, go check it out. #12 in the hall of flame right now

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: just noticed that Chorby Soul's soulscream is uh, very long https://t.co/qoDbXHsk2u

displayname: ⚾ Blaseball Ball Union ⚾

rawDescription: Blaseball Ball Union Host. A Union of Blaseballs for Blaseballs by Blaseballs made of Blaseballs. Ran by @jw_designist.

location: Everywhere Blaseballs exist


rawContent: @snacklesbian it's a big hat

renderedContent: @snacklesbian it's a big hat

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: snacklesbian

displayname: Acorn


rawContent: @KC_BreathMints @TeapotMimic same

renderedContent: @KC_BreathMints @TeapotMimic same

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬

username: TeapotMimic

displayname: Probably a normal teapot


rawContent: yea https://t.co/6jXBO1oYoS

renderedContent: yea https://t.co/6jXBO1oYoS

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh https://t.co/eflT5cF8zW

renderedContent: oh https://t.co/eflT5cF8zW

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: why are you still awake? jk we know why, cause it's Pi(e) Day! join us as we celebrate and help raise funds for Philabundance, an organization fighting against hunger in the greater Philadelphia area https://t.co/N7RKk5TtHZ https://t.co/hf1bivGv3b

renderedContent: why are you still awake? jk we know why, cause it's Pi(e) Day! join us as we celebrate and help raise funds for Philabundance, an organization fighting against hunger in the greater Philadelphia area gofund.me/0167964f https://t.co/hf1bivGv3b

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle

rawDescription: Official Home of the Philadelphia Pies @blaseball team. Two-time ILB champs. Perennial underdogs. Tag us in fanart, block us from discourse #PieOrDie 🥧☠

location: Tastycake Stadium, Philly

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: it will be interesting to see if pitchers ever return from Elsewhere

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Advanced apology to @SIBROfficial for any antics we're involved in next season, it's largely the sim's fault. We're just passive observers in the stream of blaseball. https://t.co/c4o1Vhz6ND

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time

rawDescription: Huddle up, cuddle up! A Desert Division Blaseball team and the first ever Underchampions of Blaseball. Logo by @lucacrafts, Header by @BardSupreme

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @_quietbatpeople @TVBClaringbold this is correct, just a "normal", garden-variety incineration

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Oswin (Oswin) | 🎸 luv u Mariners ⚾

username: TVBClaringbold

displayname: black lives matter | sleepy


rawContent:
The Current S13 Eat the Rich determination is between 54217 and ~60k with an 867 coin payout. We are looking for any values between these.

The social media staff at SIBR will pass along any data you have.

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Where is Brisket Friendo?

renderedContent: Where is Brisket Friendo?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: what https://t.co/FDVZCIZoF2

renderedContent: what https://t.co/FDVZCIZoF2

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

renderedDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: thank you to the Feed (all hail) for granting us the ability to determine an accurate any% jaylen arc record

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Looking at the Feed endpoint, the time between "Sutton Picklestein exited the Hall of Flame" and "Sutton Picklestein entered the Hall of Flame" was just 9.234 seconds. This is easily the shortest lifetime of any player in the history of the game. @SIBROfficial @blaseball

username: Tantusar

displayname: Tantusar

rawDescription:
(TAN-tuh-sah)
Internetsm'n, professional tree, confused mess.
Bad tweets go to @BadTweetJail.
he/they

location: lutruwita / Tasmania

text: tantusar.au

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: [extremely sutton picklestein voice] if the league hollers at me for having Debt i will face the gods and walk backwards into the Hall

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: ILB is evidently done investigating

renderedContent: ILB is evidently done investigating

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: oh nevermind

renderedContent: oh nevermind

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: we are hearing ILB is investigating.

renderedContent: we are hearing ILB is investigating.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
well.

both Sutton Picklestein and Tillman Henderson had the Returned modification, which provides a chance of returning to the Hall of Flame at the end of each season.

evidently both were not permitted to stay.

have fun with tillman, monitor

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: wait WHAT https://t.co/aSoe0yjRg8

renderedContent: wait WHAT https://t.co/aSoe0yjRg8

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uhhhh

renderedContent: uhhhh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial -ou sure? https://t.co/nfdo0tZ8pL

username: GrillSealCDMX

displayname: Ronan Combs (shadowed)

rawDescription: The first (and still only) half-seal blaseball player - Batter/grill tender for the Magic! - Run by @GimpStanChikNug - icon by @thr33h3ad3ddrag

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: sutton isn't on the breath mints shadows. where the hell is sutton picklestein

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uhhhhhhhh https://t.co/h2TEeBFWMh

renderedContent: uhhhhhhhh https://t.co/h2TEeBFWMh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uhh that's probably not good https://t.co/t0YJ4GKiNb

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: OH NO

renderedContent: OH NO

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: New Season Title just dropped: The -ides. https://t.co/YI79p6JGqg

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

location: ACAB BLM


rawContent: @CowboyMoth @blaseball ok what about unblagonballs

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CowboyMoth

displayname: Cowboy Moth


rawContent: @blaseball hey parker is there a -0.3 blood blagonball, asking for a friend

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @DLDracoRex You're telling us.

renderedContent: @DLDracoRex You're telling us.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: DLDracoRex

displayname: Draco Rex


rawContent: @DLDracoRex An "unrun" is credited to a pitcher who is a Triple Threat (caused by Coffee 3s weather) when they pitch a strikeout when there are 3 runners on base, a runner on 3rd, or 3 balls in the count. A pitcher who scores 0.3 unruns causes the opposing team to lose 0.3 points.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Burke Gonzales allowed 106 hits total this regular season, and one of them happened to be a first-pitch triple to Mcdowell Mason, creating the condition that permitted Gonzales to score an Unrun. Three pitches later, the Wings won the game.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @catacalypto @blaseball normal game.

renderedContent: @catacalypto @blaseball normal game.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: Worth noting that the Hades Tigers were one game back from making it into the playoffs, behind the Mexico City Wild Wings, who won this Day 86 game off of that walk-off strikeout unrun.

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
Possibly the most "big brain" pitch we've ever seen at SIBR: the walk-off strikeout unrun.

Top of 9, tied 0-0, 0-2 count, 2 outs, runner on third:

Triple Threat Burke Gonzales strikes out Valentine Games, scoring 0.3 Unruns and winning the game. https://t.co/qTqRGkAVu8 https://t.co/NPJhAx3nDQ

renderedContent:
Possibly the most "big brain" pitch we've ever seen at SIBR: the walk-off strikeout unrun.

Top of 9, tied 0-0, 0-2 count, 2 outs, runner on third:

Triple Threat Burke Gonzales strikes out Valentine Games, scoring 0.3 Unruns and winning the game. reblase.sibr.dev/game/690964fd-… https://t.co/NPJhAx3nDQ

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh also congratulations to @BlaseballCrabs for finally winning a prime-numbered season championship!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com


rawContent:
As usual, SIBR is running an Eat the Rich Determination Survey for Season 13.

Once you've finalized any expenditures on votes, peanuts, or idols, entering your response into this survey would be most helpful to our research: https://t.co/i2dIxqkBAI

renderedContent:
As usual, SIBR is running an Eat the Rich Determination Survey for Season 13.

Once you've finalized any expenditures on votes, peanuts, or idols, entering your response into this survey would be most helpful to our research: forms.gle/dijjjGJqukVFqw…

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: forms.gle/dijjjGJqukVFqw…

title: Blaseball Community EtR Cutoff Determination Survey

description: Hello Friend of SIBR! SIBR, for various research purposes, tries to record the cut-off point for the Eat the Rich decree at each seasons election. By responding to this survey, we hope to catalog a...


rawContent: ok now you can vote

renderedContent: ok now you can vote

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @gridfanclub season 10 internet series, the crabs defeated the shoe thieves 3 to -1, in the first (accidental) black hole activation in ILB

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: gridfanclub

displayname: jake


rawContent: [correction: on season 13 day 98, the game was in breckenridge, not the hellmouth. we regret the error]

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
keeper_sins, who brought us this data, writes:

"looking at the evidence, i think the solution is clear: Aldon Cashmoney should not be allowed to play during Jazz Hands v. Sunbeams games" (3/3)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
On Season 13 Day 98, the Jazz Hands were playing in the Hellmouth, with Sunbeams hitter Aldon Cashmoney in the batter's box as a rogue umpire incinerated Combs Estes.

Both times umps went rogue in Jands/Beams games, they incinerated two players, and Cashmoney was there. (2/3)

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: Notably missing in this list of games with multiple incinerations is Jazz Hands at Sunbeams, Season 3 Day 23. When Sunbeams hitter Velasquez Meadows was incinerated, Breckenridge hitter Aldon Cashmoney was at the plate. (1/3)

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rawContent: Sunbeams at Jazz Hands, Season 13 Day 98, joins Ruby Tuesday (Tigers at Moist Talkers, Season 7 Days 32 and 33) and Fridays at Tacos, Season 3 Day 76, in infamy as the only games with multiple incinerations.

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rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

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rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 @_stephenbell_ who told you about The Shift

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

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displayname: Math Velazquez

displayname: stephen


rawContent: Denzel Scott was Shelled from Season 12, Day 37, to Season 13, Day 105.

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rawContent: The Birds pecked Denzel Scott free! https://t.co/P5EaG0gAl8

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rawContent: Firefighters currently retain their Overperforming modification (from Late to the Party); we expect this will drop at the beginning of Day 102, much as it did for the [object Object] at the beginning of Day 28: https://t.co/prmhiuTxnV

renderedContent: Firefighters currently retain their Overperforming modification (from Late to the Party); we expect this will drop at the beginning of Day 102, much as it did for the [object Object] at the beginning of Day 28: reblase.sibr.dev/game/122216d8-…

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rawContent: The entire Mild High is in #PARTYTIME after the Wild Card Series.

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rawContent: @hbmmaster Crimes by @hbmmaster, corrected for "accuracy" or whatever. https://t.co/znuxx8fTBL

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username: hbmmaster

displayname: jan Misali


rawContent: Crimes by @hbmmaster. https://t.co/U7HsHsZX0G

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rawContent:
On Day 99 Pies rookie Huber Frumple broke the single-season HR record with their 46th dinger: https://t.co/KUGdw4fUQ6

The previous record (45) was held by York Silk (S4) and Nagomi Mcdaniel (S10).

Frumple was traded from the Worms and Infused last Election. (h/t golden009#9194)

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On Day 99 Pies rookie Huber Frumple broke the single-season HR record with their 46th dinger: reblase.sibr.dev/game/f59a29e1-…

The previous record (45) was held by York Silk (S4) and Nagomi Mcdaniel (S10).

Frumple was traded from the Worms and Infused last Election. (h/t golden009#9194)

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rawContent: very descriptive, yes https://t.co/VacIXHBIcR

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rawContent: RIV Norris Firestar https://t.co/UPYq721BVP

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rawContent: @blaseround @Meserach thank you the anchor

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username: blaseround

displayname: The Anchor 🐌

username: Meserach


rawContent: i missed this one:

renderedContent: i missed this one:

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial jazz hands and sunbeams also had a different double incineration season 3 day 23, ogden mendoza and velasquez meadows

username: desmodusrotunds

displayname: 🌺 jace 🌺

rawDescription: 21 y/o artist with a love of bats 🦇 || white || transmasc + nonbinary 🏳⚧

location: pronouns + commissions below

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renderedContent: Sunbeams at Jazz Hands, Season 13 Day 98, joins Ruby Tuesday (Tigers at Moist Talkers, Season 7 Days 32 and 33) and Fridays at Tacos, Season 3 Day 76, in infamy as the only games with multiple incinerations.

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rawContent: @OxyOxspring riv 😔💜

renderedContent: @OxyOxspring riv 😔💜

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews 🗞

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews 🗞

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rawContent: fair warning: the next 21 minutes are almost certainly your last chance to manipulate the Idol Board for MVPs (not Elections)

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rawContent: figure B:

renderedContent: figure B:

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rawContent: WHY DID YOU ALL BUILD LOGE

renderedContent: WHY DID YOU ALL BUILD LOGE

displayname: joel a clark

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

location: Kansas City, MO

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rawContent: two incinerations in one game, RIV Sutton Bishop https://t.co/yxuBzMeOv8

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

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rawContent: RIV Combs Estes

renderedContent: RIV Combs Estes

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rawContent: the duality of blaseball https://t.co/Jf1CK0AjjL

displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh

rawDescription: software pretengineer @syndioinc. @SIBROfficial Caretaker. jlohn mladden and onomancer's dad. formerly @uber @vmware. #BLM. 1312. they/them 🇵🇭/🇺🇸

location: the cloud

text: wobscale.lol


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rawContent: Here's a chart by @gamespergame on the success rate of game betting odds, used to determine if someone is a favorite or underdog. Keep in mind that the data gets far less confident (and thus chaotic) once you get past 75% or so. https://t.co/RffIT5Oukv https://t.co/ZYNMh2JHmM

renderedContent: Here's a chart by @gamespergame on the success rate of game betting odds, used to determine if someone is a favorite or underdog. Keep in mind that the data gets far less confident (and thus chaotic) once you get past 75% or so. twitter.com/JonnyAce/statu… https://t.co/ZYNMh2JHmM

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial do you have stats on teams win/loss in relation to if they were the favorite, or underdog?

username: JonnyAce

displayname: JonnyAce

rawDescription: Gender, Sexuality, and Relationship Minority Life+Mindset Coach. geeky, poly, kinky, non-binary, they/them. Browncoat, Batman, TTRPGs, poker.

text: gsrmcoaching.com

username: gamespergame

displayname: 🔮🌮 Games Pergame 🔮🌮


rawContent:
@BlaseballNews worms: [worming]
BNN: 🔍👁

renderedContent:
@BlaseballNews worms: [worming]
BNN: 🔍👁

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username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: Jaylen Hotdogfingers is Partying, changing their stars for the first time ever since being generated prior to Season 1. https://t.co/FE5r03271N https://t.co/nG2n9BKWn5

renderedContent: Jaylen Hotdogfingers is Partying, changing their stars for the first time ever since being generated prior to Season 1. yoori.space/hloroscopes/#s… https://t.co/nG2n9BKWn5

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rawContent: addendum: 👁✍

renderedContent: addendum: 👁✍

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rawContent: top secret. strictly confidential. https://t.co/gSeAvjJ3xO

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rawContent: one Sutton Picklestein has made it onto the board https://t.co/2Vx4za6aa3

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rawContent: uhh noodle moved https://t.co/KYrfbUCTg1

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rawContent: @Leonidas1754 @BlaseballPro henry marshallow, pitcher for the pies, scored 1.2 Unruns; brock forbes, pitcher for the crabs, scored 0.6 Unruns https://t.co/XhxLYYWkv1

renderedContent: @Leonidas1754 @BlaseballPro henry marshallow, pitcher for the pies, scored 1.2 Unruns; brock forbes, pitcher for the crabs, scored 0.6 Unruns reblase.sibr.dev/game/ccea24f2-…

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displayname: SimonSays

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: @liminalnobilis @VelazquezMath84 @catacalypto can you send us your hubris detector ours broke about an hour ago

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username: queenofnevers


rawContent: weird game https://t.co/AnhBK9gab8

renderedContent: weird game https://t.co/AnhBK9gab8

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rawContent:
👁✍

🍿 https://t.co/0kixZkY0K7

renderedContent:
👁✍

🍿 https://t.co/0kixZkY0K7

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rawContent: Two days after Yosh Carpenter pitches for both San Francisco and Hawai'i, Bontgomery Mullock will pitch against Montgomery Bullock to end the series.

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rawContent: Confusing pitching isn't over yet. https://t.co/eD9i7yn0vk

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time

renderedDescription: Huddle up, cuddle up! A Desert Division Blaseball team and the first ever Underchampions of Blaseball. Logo by @lucacrafts, Header by @BardSupreme

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rawContent: @blaseball eh seems fine now

renderedContent: @blaseball eh seems fine now

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username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: weird game https://t.co/xa5NHgbJRs

renderedContent: weird game https://t.co/xa5NHgbJRs

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rawContent: @blaseball might wanna double check that one

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rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

49. A pitcher only pitches for one team in a game. https://t.co/P21JZHGPAO

renderedContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

49. A pitcher only pitches for one team in a game. reblase.sibr.dev/game/a18c2be1-…

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rawContent:
um

welcome to island time Yosh Carpenter! you uh... you know you don't have to pitch both sides of this game, right bud?

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays

rawDescription: The best vibes in @blaseball. Join us at the Cookout! Banner by @blake_scanlan avi by @3demrich

location: It's Island Time!

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rawContent: RIV Theodore Holloway https://t.co/MfaM3lzciL

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rawContent: @blaseround oh no

renderedContent: @blaseround oh no

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rawContent: we understand @blaseround's hubris-related pain, because SIBR spent about three weeks writing a script for a video about the grand unslam based on shoe thieves/tacos "games per game", and then season 11 happened

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rawContent: 🚨 HUBRIS DETECTED 🚨

renderedContent: 🚨 HUBRIS DETECTED 🚨

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rawContent: The Tigers did WHAT

renderedContent: The Tigers did WHAT

rawDescription: Willing host of Blaseball's official, league-sanctioned video Roundup. The ILB bears no responsibility for the opinions of The Anchor.

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rawContent: numbers go up or down

renderedContent: numbers go up or down

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial some of them were raised though

renderedDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

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rawContent:
With Wyatt Pothos's allergic reaction on Day 68, we are at 20 allergic and 0 yummy reactions to stray peanuts in the Expansion Era.

Assuming peanuts are not magnetically attracted to allergic players, it is about 0.0004% likely to see 100% allergic reactions over 20 events.

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rawContent: Hotdogfingers pitched for Heavy FC between eras in the inaugural Coffee Cup. In the Expansion Era, they swapped to the Magic, Fridays, and Mechanics, before returning to the last position in the Garages' pitching rotation, 4 seasons after their world tour began.

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rawContent: At the end of Season 10, Hotdogfingers was called up to the Hall Stars, and repeatedly swapped to the Shelled One's Pods, remaining there at the end of the boss battle and falling back to the Lovers before Season 11.

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rawContent: Hotdogfingers swapped to the Pies, back to the Garages, then to the Moist Talkers and Shoe Thieves. They were killed again in a Feedback swap with recently-incinerated Tillman Henderson, swapping position 14 on the Idol Board for position 14 in the Hall of Flame.

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rawContent: Hotdogfingers was resurrected in the Season 6 Election and played for the Garages under a Debt, culminating in Ruby Tuesday and the eventual end of the Discipline Era. They became permanently Flickering at the end of Season 8 as a result of Idol Board positioning.

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rawContent: Jaylen Hotdogfingers returns to Seattle, where in 8 days construction of the Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility will be completed. A wanderer for most of their career, Hotdogfingers played for 8 separate ILB teams and 3 other teams. https://t.co/k6nAMsSK04

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rawContent: ADALBERTO TOSSER PITCHES THE FIFTH PERFECT GAME of the Expansion Era against The Breath Mints. Season 13, Day 63, recording 7 strikeouts in 9 innings: https://t.co/Jo7ic2OslR

renderedContent: ADALBERTO TOSSER PITCHES THE FIFTH PERFECT GAME of the Expansion Era against The Breath Mints. Season 13, Day 63, recording 7 strikeouts in 9 innings: reblase.sibr.dev/game/041a1629-…

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rawContent: SIBR would love to know what we can do to improve the PS4 fan experience

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
“producer Felix Kramer says they will probably not be doing any improvements for the single person watching Blaseball in their PS4 browser”

Hey so, funny story-

username: FinalFlocktasy

displayname: an ornamental little freak

rawDescription: Rhys // he/they/it // 23 // Community moderator for @of_rude // FFXIV account now // pan trans guy


rawContent: @radiofreetacos let me put it another way: if the gods handed thomas dracaena the iffey jr, they would drop the actual airplane to pick up the bat

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rawContent:
@radiofreetacos if an airplane counts as a legendary bat (it uses the same item field), then yes

also inky's blagonball

whether or not either of those are bats is up to one's imagination

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username: MechanicsRadio


rawContent: @CatStlats @AudreyFisher15 blagnoball

renderedContent: @CatStlats @AudreyFisher15 blagnoball

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username: CatStlats

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats

displayname: Audrey Fisher🌮🐱


rawContent: @BFFBlaseball wow it worked this time

renderedContent: @BFFBlaseball wow it worked this time

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username: BFFBlaseball

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)


rawContent:
Comfort Septemberish makes blaseball history on season 13 day 45 by being the first player to hit a natural cycle! A cycle is hitting a single, double, triple, and home run, and we’ve seen several of those but never in order.

https://t.co/reIrSTuQ7R

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Comfort Septemberish makes blaseball history on season 13 day 45 by being the first player to hit a natural cycle! A cycle is hitting a single, double, triple, and home run, and we’ve seen several of those but never in order.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/cbda7474-…

username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent: Preserved.

renderedContent: Preserved.

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rawContent:
In light of Raúl’s storied career, the Iffey Jr. has been deemed Historically Significant and will be Preserved.🩸⚾

https://t.co/PIYWL6z1v3

renderedContent:
In light of Raúl’s storied career, the Iffey Jr. has been deemed Historically Significant and will be Preserved.🩸⚾

yesplz.coffee/?promo=blaseba…

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source: Twitter for iPad

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPad

text: yesplz.coffee/?promo=blaseba…

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title: YES PLZ COFFEE

description: The best and most fun coffee subscription service — a no corners cut bag of the best fresh roasted coffee delivered to your door.

username: YESPLZdotCOFFEE

displayname: YES PLZ ☕

rawDescription: ✨☕➡📬💛 Yes Plz is an insanely delicious, ever-evolving mix of the best coffees delivered to your door, roasted with love and care.

location: sunny California

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rawContent:
Richmond Harrison is my best friend reply if Richmond Harrison is your best friend also.

https://t.co/7duTPFcrlu https://t.co/wXAPlcMSLG

renderedContent:
Richmond Harrison is my best friend reply if Richmond Harrison is your best friend also.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/66049591-… https://t.co/wXAPlcMSLG

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rawContent:
Raúl Leal, a player with the "Fire Protecter" modification, which "will protect their team from incineration", was just incinerated by a Rogue Umpire.

https://t.co/vshdDq1ODj

renderedContent:
Raúl Leal, a player with the "Fire Protecter" modification, which "will protect their team from incineration", was just incinerated by a Rogue Umpire.

twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

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rawContent:
FAQ

Q: Does SIBR know wh—
A: no

renderedContent:
FAQ

Q: Does SIBR know wh—
A: no

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rawContent: uhh

renderedContent: uhh

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rawContent: With their Day 36 perfect game on the books, Pothos's ERA is now 0.98; it remains to be seen if any pitchers in the ILB will end the regular season with a legendary sub-1.00 ERA.

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rawContent: WYATT POTHOS PITCHES A PERFECT GAME against Hades, the 4th in the Expansion Era; they pitched 11 strikeouts in 9 innings. https://t.co/xow4bGZ1As

renderedContent: WYATT POTHOS PITCHES A PERFECT GAME against Hades, the 4th in the Expansion Era; they pitched 11 strikeouts in 9 innings. reblase.sibr.dev/game/0ac44bec-…

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rawContent: ah, i See https://t.co/xH0Yktv15A

renderedContent: ah, i See https://t.co/xH0Yktv15A

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @coaxmetal they'll find their own way back

text: blaseball.com

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username: coaxmetal

displayname: Derek


rawContent: @RuffApplesauce thank you ruffian applesauce

text: blaseball.com

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username: RuffApplesauce

displayname: Ruffian Applesauce


rawContent: the society for internet blaseball research's official statement is: that's a lot of players who are elsewhere...

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: hmm

renderedContent: hmm

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rawContent: tfw you turn up to play a game of #blaseball & half your opponents' roster is ... elsewhere ... https://t.co/sY5JM0rb6m

username: tithenai

displayname: Amal El-Mohtar

rawDescription: Writer, critic, harpist. Oracle of Buses. Hugo, Nebula, Locus winner. @nytimesbooks columnist. Leaps wide oceans with irregular bounds. She/Her. Agent: @dongwon

text: amalelmohtar.com


rawContent: @BlaseballNews why do yo have more followers than us

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
Core Mechanics hitter Hands Scoresburg incinerated; replaced by Jasper Blather. RIV

Third incineration in Season 13, first ever for the Mechanics. https://t.co/EhoDtalQKz

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @blaseball @3thanguy7 @BlaseballPro those won't be built until latesiesta

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: 3thanguy7 is from 🔥CHICAGO🆗

username: BlaseballPro


rawContent: @blaseball @BlaseballPro is... is that not where the core mechanics are?

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: (TO BE 100% CLEAR: this is not a new team)

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rawContent: new team just dropped https://t.co/hK0I71VEEr

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: This preprint is in the process of being peer-reviewed by the Society.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
Do the Tarot Spread and per-user reordering have any effect on the Seasonal Reading? No.

#PaperInATweet @SIBROfficial

username: Tantusar

displayname: Tantusar

renderedDescription:
(TAN-tuh-sah)
Internetsm'n, professional tree, confused mess.
Bad tweets go to @BadTweetJail.
he/they

text: tantusar.au


rawContent: @phantomshotgun @BiffIfh @nymillenials @DracaenaThomas https://t.co/zypaFQVpyz

text: blaseball.com

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username: phantomshotgun

displayname: AJ

username: BiffIfh

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱

username: DracaenaThomas

displayname: Thomas Dracaena is safe


rawContent: you may have heard of the SIBR College of Augury. you might be wondering: what really happens there? what do those Professors do all day? https://t.co/NBwg2ZgF8X

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rawContent: thread loop: now that you've read that post from six months prior, read this one https://t.co/mNfHRvbCsv

renderedContent: thread loop: now that you've read that post from six months prior, read this one twitter.com/catacalypto/st…

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text: twitter.com/catacalypto/st…

rawContent: tapping this sign again. there is canon in blaseball: it's only what's on the website blaseball dot com, plus what's confirmed by the front office (and devs, I guess). everything else is individual flavor. the simulation is the core, the only commonality--and a necessary one.

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

rawDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

text: catacalypto.substack.com

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Good morning to everyone's wallets. https://t.co/b6UEVvWjqk

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: RIV Sutton Picklestein

renderedContent: RIV Sutton Picklestein

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: just as i was settling in for the night, blaseball continued to happen. https://t.co/Rpmf0mKKFJ

rawDescription:
editor-in-chief/tweeter for @BlaseballNews | cat@blaseball.news | ask me about blaseball

banner: @PyromanticArts
pfp: @EmFring

text: ko-fi.com/catstlats


rawContent: this is a good point, i completely forgot about Flippers, but y'all see the novelty here i trust

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial flippers players are gonna get a run when they go Elsewhere

username: butchcatss

displayname: Nel

rawDescription: Nel | he/they | nb lesbian | 19 | white | i finally succumbed to peer pressure so i guess im here now lmao | hadestigers on tumblr

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
i forgot the reblase link https://t.co/IDFHUxmTQX

worth noting that the Elsewhered Don Mitchell was actually the second one for that string of at-bats

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i forgot the reblase link reblase.sibr.dev/game/f6d5ea06-…

worth noting that the Elsewhered Don Mitchell was actually the second one for that string of at-bats

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rawContent: congratulations to Don Mitchell of the Lovers for becoming the first player to score a run while Elsewhere. probably also only player but we'll see

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rawContent: you know what, don, sure https://t.co/TyiYYRSZyb

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews is this where i invoke @BlaseballT

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username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: @BlaseballNews hey bean what do these mean

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: behind the scenes at the escher complex writing room https://t.co/ANufGfxu9y

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: hey keep it down or the commissioner will find out 🤫

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: .@SIBROfficial what are you doing back there...? https://t.co/3f0AsmVm3I

username: StarredHam

displayname: Ham★

rawDescription:
Shitposts about Sonic Adventure, probably.
Truther.
Avatar credit to @ShrinkingEmoji (NSFW 🔞)
Banner credit to @ommielette
Male pronouns.

location: Michigan, USA

text: discord.gg/swood


rawContent: @BrettStolz @BlaseballPro it is a mystery

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev

username: BrettStolz

displayname: Brett Stolz

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: Season 13, Day 7 will also be the first ILB game ever played between the Crabs and The Breath Mints.

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: Season 13, Day 7 will be the first ILB game played in a Ballpark. https://t.co/EChfx0jJnl

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rawContent: @offbeatwitch i don't think i've seen anyone writing C code in SIBR yet

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rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

48. The schedule will never exceed 128kB.

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rawContent: uhh

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username: BlaseballMic

displayname: The Macrophone

rawDescription: ONLINE

renderedDescription: ONLINE


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rawContent:
#BLASEBALLUPDATE:

Beasley, rather -easley, has returned from Elsewhere a little Scattered. https://t.co/dqG7xa7ype

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

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text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: @ganonthesage oh it got renamed on the site and we forgot. put down the pope. thanks!

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username: ganonthesage

displayname: Shawn Craig


rawContent:
The FINAL CARD (RE)ORDER survey is your last draw, in the order you put them in, for Earlsiesta's Reading. https://t.co/wfEhiKWeOE

Thank you for your help! 3/3

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The FINAL CARD (RE)ORDER survey is your last draw, in the order you put them in, for Earlsiesta's Reading. forms.gle/pku19azvGzwwEa…

Thank you for your help! 3/3

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: The INITIAL CARD DRAW(S) survey is for how the cards come to you, in order. You can take this multiple times as you redraw. https://t.co/udwvrlkAYl 2/3

renderedContent: The INITIAL CARD DRAW(S) survey is for how the cards come to you, in order. You can take this multiple times as you redraw. forms.gle/XMtSFJrjk4qr5S… 2/3

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title: SIBR S13 Tarot Card INITIAL ORDER Survey

description: Thanks for participating in our Season 13 Tarot card survey! In pursuit of trying to understand this game that we're all playing, we'd like to ask you a few questions about your Tarot card draws....


rawContent: SIBR wants to know about your tarot draws before next Earlsiesta, to see if we can spot any trends and correlations to the Reading! Two surveys in the following thread. Spread the word as widely as you can! 1/3

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rawContent:
@TokyoGrift when the monitor, coin, or whoever show up it's a full takeover of the site, so any page on https://t.co/GFaWk5Gw4Y will do.

when they leave, you can see what they said in the feed (More -> Book -> Feed)

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@TokyoGrift when the monitor, coin, or whoever show up it's a full takeover of the site, so any page on blaseball.com will do.

when they leave, you can see what they said in the feed (More -> Book -> Feed)

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username: TokyoGrift

displayname: Daph

title: BLASEBALL

description: Baseball at your mercy

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

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rawContent: i. uh. sure. you can call 'em that https://t.co/lXUAcji12p

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rawContent: riv

renderedContent: riv

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rawContent: i hate it when that happens https://t.co/y78EGC40l4

username: BlaseballPro

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.


rawContent: (if you don't see the hat, refresh)

renderedContent: (if you don't see the hat, refresh)

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rawContent: the monitor has a hat https://t.co/sZKSbM2GOd

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rawContent: @CHSSTFans wait what about us

renderedContent: @CHSSTFans wait what about us

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username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent: @mxmahal this is 100% real

renderedContent: @mxmahal this is 100% real

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username: wretchstar

username: mxmahal

displayname: changed my user to @wretchstar


rawContent: After being Infused, Tillman Henderson's unthwackability is 0.6969. https://t.co/eM2dpQVQel

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rawContent: The current S12 Eat the Rich determination is 44429 to 50300 coins, with 826 coin payout - if you have any further specific clarity on this value (i.e. you were holding onto an amount in this range going into the election), please let us know

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rawContent: Tillman Henderson has been permitted to stay.

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rawContent:
https://t.co/4Z48xOqGrM

(lovely propaganda by twotwos#5985 ty!) https://t.co/qWJF5JnpUW

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forms.gle/j9c7ZpjuVnBkLX…

(lovely propaganda by twotwos#5985 ty!) https://t.co/qWJF5JnpUW

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rawContent: @CatStlats @BlaseballNews goodnight bean

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username: CatStlats

displayname: Cat BNN🐀🔮👁✍ cohost.org/catstlats


rawContent:
As usual, SIBR is running an Eat the Rich Determination Survey for Season 12.

Once you've finalized any expenditures on votes, peanuts, or idols, entering your response into this survey would be most helpful to our research: https://t.co/4Z48xOqGrM

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As usual, SIBR is running an Eat the Rich Determination Survey for Season 12.

Once you've finalized any expenditures on votes, peanuts, or idols, entering your response into this survey would be most helpful to our research: forms.gle/j9c7ZpjuVnBkLX…

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rawContent: @blaseball was ascension struck out from The Book swinging or looking?

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rawContent: @Marty_Wagstaff @BlaseballK is starting work on this!

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: Chuck LeClurk

username: BlaseballK

displayname: Blaseball Record Keeper


rawContent: @blaseball parker what do you think happened to the crabs when they, and blaseball, ascended

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rawContent: oh nice

renderedContent: oh nice

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial not really

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial not really

renderedDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

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rawContent: @internetFionna what's a garages. do they hit foul balls

text: blaseball.com

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username: internetFionna

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology


rawContent: @mastrchefrocks good morning chef (antifa sre)

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username: mastrchefrocks

displayname: mastrchefrocks


rawContent: @RichardsonGames oh good

renderedContent: @RichardsonGames oh good

text: blaseball.com

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username: RichardsonGames

displayname: Dickson Games


rawContent: just woke up. anything happen

renderedContent: just woke up. anything happen

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro leagues championships series

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rawContent: [squints at teleprompter] sunbeams win 0-7

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rawContent: @samrosenthal oh no

renderedContent: @samrosenthal oh no

text: blaseball.com

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username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal


rawContent: called my shot

renderedContent: called my shot

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rawContent: that was quick https://t.co/eEGXXg7CwY

renderedContent: that was quick https://t.co/eEGXXg7CwY

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rawContent:
@BlaseballPro this has occurred every postseason since wild cards passed and the generated names are honestly perfect

it took us several minutes before we realized "postseason birth" was extremely deliberate

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rawContent: @blaseball good morning

renderedContent: @blaseball good morning

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rawContent: photos taken moments before disaster https://t.co/MRlLrDP3iu

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rawContent: @SquibbyInkson @WTFBSplortRadio Foul Blagonball. 0-2

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username: SquidOnSkates

username: WTFBSplortRadio

displayname: WTFB Splorts Radio 👁🗨


rawContent:
@SenpaiStu @BFFBlaseball @blaseball @ChorbyShort @magic_blaseball @BlaseballNews amount of swings (vs strikes looking) and time on the plate is harder since we don't get those sorts of questions a lot

we do have this for now though https://t.co/G9HgVc4zWw

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@SenpaiStu @BFFBlaseball @blaseball @ChorbyShort @magic_blaseball @BlaseballNews amount of swings (vs strikes looking) and time on the plate is harder since we don't get those sorts of questions a lot

we do have this for now though twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent:
hello. @BiffIfh has collected the season 12 statistics you've all been waiting for.

3806 pitches were thrown to Chorby Short in the regular season. the next highest was Hotbox Sato with 1674.

2345 foul balls were hit by Chorby; the next highest was Jaxon Buckley at 304.

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username: BiffIfh

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet

username: SenpaiStu

displayname: Tekken Chauncey

username: BFFBlaseball

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)

username: ChorbyShort

displayname: Chorby Short Prime

displayname: Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: i think what you all have to realize is that chorby short had MORE THAN TWICE as many pitches thrown their way as the next highest batter.

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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renderedContent:
hello. @BiffIfh has collected the season 12 statistics you've all been waiting for.

3806 pitches were thrown to Chorby Short in the regular season. the next highest was Hotbox Sato with 1674.

2345 foul balls were hit by Chorby; the next highest was Jaxon Buckley at 304.

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: i don't mean to alarm you all but richardson games partied again

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rawContent: @dcb42 SURE IS

renderedContent: @dcb42 SURE IS

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displayname: Shawn Connolly Will ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD


rawContent: @DWOBoyle thank you D. W. O'Boyle

renderedContent: @DWOBoyle thank you D. W. O'Boyle

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username: DWOBoyle

displayname: D. W. O'Boyle


rawContent:
Arturo Huerta chugged a Third Wave of Coffee pitching for FWXBC in Game 1 of the Coffee Cup finals: https://t.co/G3i9LuxQbQ

... and remained a Triple Threat until Season 12, Day 66. https://t.co/JXAnYgD1CV

In total, Huerta started 11 games as a Triple Threat.

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Arturo Huerta chugged a Third Wave of Coffee pitching for FWXBC in Game 1 of the Coffee Cup finals: reblase.sibr.dev/game/c9934ca6-…

... and remained a Triple Threat until Season 12, Day 66. reblase.sibr.dev/game/837e9165-…

In total, Huerta started 11 games as a Triple Threat.

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews @catacalypto @SIBROfficial Arturo Huerta had triple threat like half of the Coffee Cup and almost entirely this season. He finally finished drinking it on like Thursday morning.

rawDescription: Hobbyist Game Designer, Sometimes Composer/Audio Guy, New Jersey-ite living in Seattle. Maker of various games of the video and tabletop variety. he/they

location: Seattle, WA, USA

text: dwoboyle.itch.io

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: bean explains Triple Threat. thanks bean

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

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rawContent:
@catacalypto @SIBROfficial Hello, if a Pitcher has the TT mod and strikes someone out, they remove .3 points from the other team for each of these things that is true:

3 runners on base
A runner on 3rd
3 balls in the count.

Also there’s a 1/3rd chance they lose the mod at the end of the 3rd inning.

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rawContent: @catacalypto the Glossary just throws up its hands and links to a SIBR whitepaper

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rawContent: @catacalypto https://t.co/hCk1wH8qgI

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text: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

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rawContent: @catacalypto not even the Glossary wants to explain Triple Threat

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rawContent: @Marty_Wagstaff this ends up being an incredibly subjective question; perhaps the writers for @BlaseballNews have thoughts

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: Chuck LeClurk


rawContent: @Stevenson_GPA https://t.co/akaaQ1T5Qx

renderedContent: @Stevenson_GPA mlb.com/glossary/stand…

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displayname: GPA_ Stevenson


rawContent:
hades' schedule gets tougher in the playoffs, and so this might not hold.

but the current single-season K/BB record is PolkaDot Patterson's walkless Season 7, at 178.0.

even if Wilcox pitches 2 walks, if they pitch 12 more strikeouts, they'll take the record.

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rawContent:
combine the tigers' shorter pitching rotation as well as their season 12 schedule with an overall improvement in pitching, and you get this:

Hiroto Wilcox (Hades) is currently listed with a K/BB of 344.0 — simply because they haven't pitched a single walk with 344 strikeouts. https://t.co/FEwy3vCB0G

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rawContent: before that, season-leading ERAs hovered around 2.000 from season 4 on. a huge performance increase in top pitchers lands in season 10, and another in season 12.

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rawContent:
"but SIBR," you might say, "season 11 isn't a great comparison point because a quarter of the league had Walk in the Park."

okay, pick a different season. season 9's best ERA was Elvis Figueroa, 1.980. PolkaDot Patterson had 1.600 in season 10.

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rawContent:
we're one series away from the end of the regular season, but there's something we'd like to show you.

pitchers are on fire in season 12. (data via https://t.co/CIeEFCLQtf) https://t.co/ZwHOzCSDyO

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we're one series away from the end of the regular season, but there's something we'd like to show you.

pitchers are on fire in season 12. (data via blaseball-reference.com/leaders) https://t.co/ZwHOzCSDyO

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rawContent: @HadesBlaseball right?

renderedContent: @HadesBlaseball right?

text: blaseball.com

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username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: Across nearly 11 seasons and 1 tournament of data, SIBR has yet to record a natural cycle (1B, 2B, 3B, and HR in consecutive hits).

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rawContent: Sutton Picklestein (Yellowstone) hits for the reverse cycle (HR, 3B, 2B, 1B in order), the fifth ever recorded by SIBR: https://t.co/lcjkJs49wR

renderedContent: Sutton Picklestein (Yellowstone) hits for the reverse cycle (HR, 3B, 2B, 1B in order), the fifth ever recorded by SIBR: reblase.sibr.dev/game/bc2eb1b2-…

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rawContent: excuse me https://t.co/64tHrmn0TX

renderedContent: excuse me https://t.co/64tHrmn0TX

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SquierVoices what

renderedContent: @SquierVoices what

text: blaseball.com

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username: SquierVoices

displayname: Levi SKELETONS POP OUT Does Voices (Baybee!)


rawContent: PolkaDot Patterson threw 120 of their 212 pitches (56.6%) to Chorby Short on Day 86

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rawContent: Inning 8: 51 pitches to Chorby Short

renderedContent: Inning 8: 51 pitches to Chorby Short

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rawContent: ... and gets an RBI single after 20 pitches!

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rawContent: chorby short walks up to the plate with the bases loaded

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rawContent: Inning 4: 14 pitches to Chorby Short

renderedContent: Inning 4: 14 pitches to Chorby Short

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rawContent: Inning 2: 35 pitches to Chorby Short

renderedContent: Inning 2: 35 pitches to Chorby Short

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rawContent: oh here we go https://t.co/nv8NVVOnG6

renderedContent: oh here we go https://t.co/nv8NVVOnG6

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: it is a mystery

renderedContent: it is a mystery

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial How long until the two Tigers players return from Elsewhere? Not that the Tigers actually need them currently with a clinched playoff berth... https://t.co/5VSk92SPtC

username: ergoalkeeper

displayname: Nick Werner

rawDescription: Computer Engineer, Soccer and Hockey Goalie, Minnesotan

location: Portland, OR

text: facebook.com/ergoalkeeper


rawContent: @MoistTalkers every week is a year

renderedContent: @MoistTalkers every week is a year

text: blaseball.com

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username: MoistTalkers

displayname: Canada Moist Talkers


rawContent: @MoistTalkers oh good

renderedContent: @MoistTalkers oh good

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: is it right this time

renderedContent: is it right this time

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: The Magic's Oscar Dollie was swept Elsewhere in Day 85's game against the Moist Talkers, but found their way back after only 2 innings. https://t.co/TxPu51H1mF

renderedContent: The Magic's Oscar Dollie was swept Elsewhere in Day 85's game against the Moist Talkers, but found their way back after only 2 innings. reblase.sibr.dev/game/0e4acad9-…

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rawContent: okay i'm gonna redo the tweet for a correction sorry everyone

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @stareagle the magic's. probably. zzz fell asleep at keyboard 💤

text: blaseball.com

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username: stareagle

displayname: Dave Hogg ✨


rawContent: A surge of bedtime rushes up from Under! SIBR is swept to sleep!

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @MoistTalkers always were

renderedContent: @MoistTalkers always were

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rawContent: @MoistTalkers ty 😭

renderedContent: @MoistTalkers ty 😭

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: okay in my defense it's late

renderedContent: okay in my defense it's late

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial Oscar Dollie is on the Magic! Doesn’t make what they did any less incredible though!

rawDescription: The home of Blaseball’s THREE TIME CHAMPS, the Canada Moist Talkers! PFP - @longhairq Banner - @mikeharron “Spray it, don’t say it!” 14. 15. 23.

location: Halifax, Nova Scotia

text: blaseball.com

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlobCostas no strong correlation -- the Elsewhered have widely-varying buoyancy. good question though

text: blaseball.com

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username: BlobCostas

displayname: Blob Costas


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ @BlaseballCrabs @hifridays what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: stephen

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: @thegrygor 👁

renderedContent: @thegrygor 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thegrygor

displayname: 🏳🌈 Alex Stemcell 🐀


rawContent: the site now asks you “was this page helpful?” with some emoji but they won’t tell me what the emoji do. ominous https://t.co/jvNuWotwCa

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: thanks for everyone’s patience while we worked through some early-season glitches!

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: Status update: Blaseball Reference upgraded to “probably fine” https://t.co/vuAR5EHnAu

renderedContent: Status update: Blaseball Reference upgraded to “probably fine” blaseball-reference.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball-reference.com

rawContent: Website Update: Blaseball Reference is broken.

displayname: Blaseball Reference

rawDescription: A Blaseball statistics website. All stats are currently based on incomplete data.

text: blaseball-reference.com


rawContent:
tough day on the immaterial plane... prior to today, the most recent incineration was sebastian telephone (again) during the boss battle at the end of season 10.

RIV Case Sports and Joshua Butt

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: @WeekInBlaseball i just posted a thread about this

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: WeekInBlaseball

displayname: This Week In Blaseball Podcast


rawContent: on the other hand: it is incredibly funny to say that the baltimore crabs tied for a new party time speed run record in season 12

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rawContent:
nobody really "owns" the rules for party time speedrun records, but people keep asking us

consider, though, that the expansion teams will not play a single game in season 12. if they were introduced prior to day 1 and did not play, would they set the record?

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@beers_oliver in theory yes, we haven't observed that yet though

based on season 11 information we believe party time is recalculated at the end of each day's games

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Oliver Beers


rawContent: @blaseball first

renderedContent: @blaseball first

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @mastrchefrocks you snooze you lose

renderedContent: @mastrchefrocks you snooze you lose

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: mastrchefrocks

displayname: mastrchefrocks


rawContent: Congratulations Baltimore Crabs, Atlantis Georgias, Ohio Worms, Core Mechanics, you are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: well that's new https://t.co/y3VaOSZm9l

renderedContent: well that's new https://t.co/y3VaOSZm9l

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: let's all extend a warm welcome https://t.co/0ipIHHq0bE

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh it's going off now

renderedContent: oh it's going off now

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh

renderedContent: oh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: why is our weather radio not going off. did it break sometime in the last decade?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Gabriel Griffith’s perfect game on Day 69 is the third perfect game of Season 12. https://t.co/BWAaQYe8qr

renderedContent: Gabriel Griffith’s perfect game on Day 69 is the third perfect game of Season 12. reblase.sibr.dev/game/6510433e-…

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text: sibr.dev

rawContent: GG https://t.co/reg0fhYq3t

renderedContent: GG https://t.co/reg0fhYq3t

rawDescription: The best vibes in @blaseball. Join us at the Cookout! Banner by @blake_scanlan avi by @3demrich

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Conrad Vaughan pulled a 1-0 win for the Jazz Hands against the Wild Wings, ending a record-breaking 21-inning scoreless pitcher's duel. Pitchers Wyatt Pothos and Burke Gonzales are both top 10 in K/BB, meaning hits and runs are few and far between. https://t.co/pW4Mb68yHs

renderedContent: Conrad Vaughan pulled a 1-0 win for the Jazz Hands against the Wild Wings, ending a record-breaking 21-inning scoreless pitcher's duel. Pitchers Wyatt Pothos and Burke Gonzales are both top 10 in K/BB, meaning hits and runs are few and far between. reblase.sibr.dev/game/78d3a18f-…

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @blaseball @binotbinary @catacalypto 👁✍

renderedContent: @blaseball @binotbinary @catacalypto 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: binotbinary

displayname: Bi Not Binary

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: The Breath Mints.

renderedContent: The Breath Mints.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: you're REALLY gonna crop it there huh https://t.co/ZEcNibXwZR

username: AReblase

displayname: Astrid Reblase 🍬🔮🔭🛠

rawDescription: once again, @floofstrid is back on her bullshit (blaseball alt). does @SIBROfficial and @thegaragesband stuff sometimes. and also thirteeny my beloved :'(🖤)

location: she/her


rawContent:
@BFFBlaseball i'm gonna be honest we stopped counting immaculate innings back in like season 3 because they happen so often in blaseball

but we can run the query?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BFFBlaseball

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)


rawContent:
day 40: elvis figueroa https://t.co/m3pWo13V9a
day 58: jenkins good https://t.co/BN9aCVaU60

(and yeah i said "two in one day" but i meant material plane "day" sorry)

renderedContent:
day 40: elvis figueroa reblase.sibr.dev/game/265b4cb6-…
day 58: jenkins good reblase.sibr.dev/game/eeda9a17-…

(and yeah i said "two in one day" but i meant material plane "day" sorry)

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text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial o shit who were the perfect games

username: eviljaylen

displayname: klaylee 🦀🎨

rawDescription:
@kayleerowena's blaseball side acc! 🦀🎨 claws up!
if u support the g*rages / bi lesbians dont follow me

location: the oldest bay · she/her · 22


rawContent: @faux_real material plane "day" sorry for confusion

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Charles Wesley Hames


rawContent: people keep telling me ILB “raised the mound” but the umps won’t let me into games with giant measuring sticks

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: two perfect games in one day?

renderedContent: two perfect games in one day?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @NotBrunoAgain go on

renderedContent: @NotBrunoAgain go on

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: NotBrunoAgain


rawContent: jaylen hotdogfingers world tour

renderedContent: jaylen hotdogfingers world tour

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: BREAKING: Jaylen Hotdogfingers has Flickered to the Fridays! James Mora was sent to the Magic in return. https://t.co/Vof5MT71rR

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball @BlaseballPro hi defector commissioner parker do you have any comment or update on wyatt quitter encasing denzel scott in a giant peanut shell

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @Paranundrox @BlaseballNews couldn't tell you, that isn't in the frontend code

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark

username: Paranundrox

displayname: Paranundrox

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: NaN world tour

renderedContent: NaN world tour

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
BREAKING!

NaN switches from the Hawaii Fridays to the New York Millenials in exchange of Bates Bentley!

the NaN world tour aint stoppin for no one baby! https://t.co/eNSmYvQnzx

username: GuertaToast

displayname: toast guerta (is burping)

rawDescription: hi its toast, have you ever heard of blaseball? its kinda like when you play ska music, but add in a bit of homoerotic undertones pfp by: @chuwwo

location: The Big Garage

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: probably fine https://t.co/D3aSCof9dc

renderedContent: probably fine https://t.co/D3aSCof9dc

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: .@BlaseballT https://t.co/cCHaoWNrO4

renderedContent: .@BlaseballT https://t.co/cCHaoWNrO4

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: @BlaseballNews why do you have more followers than us

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers don't worry about it

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers don't worry about it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: oopsallkeepers

displayname: Oops! All Keepers!


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers the alternative is the curse of tweetdeck so you know

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers @mckinneykelsey @blaseball @DefectorMedia this one was rude to us he can take it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: mckinneykelsey

displayname: kelsey mckinney

username: DefectorMedia

displayname: Defector


rawContent: @Skyline7284 i feel like @MiamiBlaseball might know

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @mckinneykelsey do you have any forbidden knowledge

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers @mckinneykelsey @blaseball @DefectorMedia get his ass

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseball @mckinneykelsey @oopsallkeepers @DefectorMedia i'm sibr

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uhh https://t.co/tKY49I4c2V

renderedContent: uhh https://t.co/tKY49I4c2V

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: These are always fun to see 👁 https://t.co/DyRE1GPTDB

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i think that's 0.4 runs

renderedContent: i think that's 0.4 runs

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial is this anything https://t.co/CDzR8wK9Ve

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
wyatt quitter:
- is allergic to peanuts
- ate two in peanut weather, tanking their stats
- was the only player encased in a peanut shell randomly from weather
- was forced to play on a giant floating peanut's team
- is now the first player to shell another player
(h/t sins)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: sorry they WHAT #manningblases https://t.co/yFzvs4Wl9B

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

rawDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

location: LA

text: catacalypto.substack.com


rawContent: @blaseball commissioner do you have a comment on the situation in tokyo

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro hi blaseball prospectus we're the society for internet blaseball research

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro it’s paid off for at least ten seasons!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: go follow @BlaseballPro they’re damn near half our feed today

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: 👀 https://t.co/pSf1eMMK2s

renderedContent: 👀 https://t.co/pSf1eMMK2s


rawContent: ... referencing the spies' old twitter from a few days prior, the first use of the term i could find. https://t.co/Mz7UHU40Ti

renderedContent: ... referencing the spies' old twitter from a few days prior, the first use of the term i could find. twitter.com/Houston_Spies/…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: We applaud Reese Clark for achieving Maximum Blaseball today. https://t.co/QKrN6mituA

displayname: Housten Spies

rawDescription:
We are the Housten Spies. We are a blaseball team. That's all we are.
Icon: @Dalmationer

location: Undisclosed

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: did some digging and found that parker III referred to maximum blaseball as an "official term" back on september 7: https://t.co/cLqP0qIZk7

renderedContent: did some digging and found that parker III referred to maximum blaseball as an "official term" back on september 7: twitter.com/blaseball/stat…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/blaseball/stat…

rawContent: @StadiumNational @CORY_12_ The official technical term for this is “Maximum Blaseball”

text: blaseball.com

username: YLBallPark

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: incredibly, the first we noticed it this week, it happened twice in the same game

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: the new Maximum Blaseball display is, in my opinion, Very Cool https://t.co/Jej4VHUtHj

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: MAXIMUM BLASEBALL IS CANON (h/t glumbaron) https://t.co/fD74iUvO42

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Boston Flowers 4.7, Tokyo Lift -0.6 https://t.co/o6K4jKkOS4

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: NaN world tour

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: BREAKING: Fan favorite NaN has Flickered to the Fridays! The Lovers received Fletcher Yamamoto in return. https://t.co/TbHMmyyKkY


rawContent: @Soontobeangel @BlaseballNews it doesn't seem to be unlocked yet for teams presently in the ILB

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: Soontobeangel

displayname: Tyler D. Welch 🎥


rawContent: @WSHUBlaseball @BlaseballWiki i guess we'll find out https://t.co/0mUg7QPmQf

renderedContent: @WSHUBlaseball @BlaseballWiki i guess we'll find out twitter.com/BlaseballNews/…

text: blaseball.com

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text: twitter.com/BlaseballNews/…

rawContent:
BREAKING NEWS:

The Crabs have already fully funded their Stadium, spending over 1,000,000 coins in under 10 minutes. https://t.co/WpJOl0b0sW

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS

username: WSHUBlaseball

displayname: WSHU: The Voice of the Charleston Shoe Thieves

username: BlaseballWiki

displayname: Blaseball Wiki


rawContent: @mastrchefrocks it is a very good QoL improvement in our opinion

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: mastrchefrocks

displayname: mastrchefrocks


rawContent: The scoreboard now shows players' team emoji. neat https://t.co/PCT71dDFGd

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Odd_Megan those seem to be phase / game names. G for "gods' day", ES for "earlsiesta"; the coin's messages came at the beginning of Day 1

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Meg and stuff


rawContent: all hail https://t.co/9i2W9iBsPZ

renderedContent: all hail https://t.co/9i2W9iBsPZ

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: 👁✍ https://t.co/Je4qhFeY4A

renderedContent: 👁✍ https://t.co/Je4qhFeY4A

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPost hey

renderedContent: @BlaseballPost hey

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballPost

displayname: The Blaseball Post


rawContent: blaseball's back

renderedContent: blaseball's back

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: we don't know the implications, but the commissioner said "oh no" about this

rawDescription: Always Polling, Still a Sufjan Stevens fan


rawContent: oh ok

renderedContent: oh ok

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: nevermind. everything's fine.

renderedContent: nevermind. everything's fine.

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: meanwhile, on blaseball dot com https://t.co/wP1tf9eiQO https://t.co/W00nP9jGgh

renderedContent: meanwhile, on blaseball dot com twitter.com/blaseball/stat… https://t.co/W00nP9jGgh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/blaseball/stat…


rawContent: @gamespergame We really hope not

renderedContent: @gamespergame We really hope not

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: gamespergame

displayname: 🔮🌮 Games Pergame 🔮🌮


rawContent: 👁 https://t.co/NvWSB81RA7

renderedContent: 👁 https://t.co/NvWSB81RA7

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: hmm

renderedContent: hmm

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: there’s no need to be suspicious

renderedContent: there’s no need to be suspicious

displayname: joel a clark

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: what a peaceful & prosperous season we’re having so far

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: good news everyone there's a bug in the line score tool. fractional hits aren't real

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @internetFionna @mastrchefrocks are... are you sure

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: internetFionna

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology


rawContent: i have some concerns about the official scorers counting thomas dracaena's actual airplane as 0.2 of a hit but the last time we sent someone to ask them a clarifying question they got incinerated so

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: ok wake up 🩸🖥🔨

renderedContent: ok wake up 🩸🖥🔨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: or stay awake i'm not your boss

renderedContent: or stay awake i'm not your boss

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uhh sibr server siesta go to sleep 🛌🔮

renderedContent: uhh sibr server siesta go to sleep 🛌🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: sometimes to tell the story, you need a line score https://t.co/rl30RCRz2j

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: jaylen hotdogfingers world tour

renderedContent: jaylen hotdogfingers world tour

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: BREAKING: Jaylen Hotdogfingers has Flickered, Feedbacking to the Magic! Yeong-Ho Garcia was sent to the Lovers in return. https://t.co/dtmtEKwyMy

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

location: ACAB BLM


rawContent: now we know what Perk does, apart from being an existentially horrifying attribute

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Seems like, if a player has a Perk and is playing in Coffee Cup weather, they will (have a chance to?) "perk up" and gain the Overperforming mod.

displayname: Luckey Haskins

rawDescription: Dimension-hopping blaseball journalist & travel writer (he/him). Current: @BlaseballPro. Collector of nonexistent memorabilia. A simulacrum.

location: Inter-dimensional Interstate


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: . @SIBROfficial thought you might wanna see this https://t.co/O72EX4xNsn

username: anxietybard

displayname: dov 🍓 דוב

rawDescription: ⭐Art, Stress, & Friends⭐"you're a big nerd who wears goodwill jackets 90% of th time"⭐adult asshole⭐icon by @ruraldisco⭐


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball @WTFBSplortRadio thank you miami dale

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Miami Dale

username: WTFBSplortRadio

displayname: WTFB Splorts Radio 👁🗨


rawContent: @AshiokNMoose the coffee cup was as real as it gets

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: AshiokNMoose

displayname: Ashiok Nightmare Moose


rawContent: @AshiokNMoose uncle plasma and liquid friend existed in the same reality, so still only 1 reality per reality

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball @Blall_Union @FHelltiger no prob. you're doing a great job btw

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

displayname: ⚾ Blaseball Ball Union ⚾

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: @blaseball @Blall_Union @FHelltiger that looks right

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball @FHelltiger first

renderedContent: @blaseball @FHelltiger first

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball @_stephenbell_ @BlaseballT

renderedContent: @blaseball @_stephenbell_ @BlaseballT

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: stephen

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: As our name would suggest, we're researching! We'll publish results once they're peer-reviewed. 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
The Society learned that the bet payout formula has changed!

A lot of folks are asking us "what is the optimal betting strategy". See the following FAQ entry, and for now, bet with your heart: https://t.co/vshdDpKdeJ

renderedContent:
The Society learned that the bet payout formula has changed!

A lot of folks are asking us "what is the optimal betting strategy". See the following FAQ entry, and for now, bet with your heart: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

rawContent:
FAQ

Q: Does SIBR know wh—
A: no

renderedContent:
FAQ

Q: Does SIBR know wh—
A: no

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: wow there's a lot of graphs in the sibr discord this morning

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: i found something

renderedContent: i found something

username: BlaseballMic

displayname: The Macrophone

rawDescription: ONLINE


rawContent: icymi joey t badger is going to cast games until he's casted a game for every team. https://t.co/sYK3dJp2XJ

renderedContent: icymi joey t badger is going to cast games until he's casted a game for every team. twitch.tv/thesplortshub

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitch.tv/thesplortshub

rawContent:
Joey T Badger Status
-----------------------
Teams cast: 2 / 20
Coffees consumed: 1
Punchy?: false
Current mood: Hyped

username: TheSplortsHub

displayname: The Splorts Hub

rawDescription:
Producer Blittle League, Blaseball commentary and hot takes, @JoeyTBadger is your voice of Live Blaseball.
twitch: https://t.co/QFlufw8bRh
banner: @pikatzk

renderedDescription:
Producer Blittle League, Blaseball commentary and hot takes, @JoeyTBadger is your voice of Live Blaseball.
twitch: twitch.tv/JoeyTBadger
banner: @pikatzk

text: twitch.tv/JoeyTBadger

location: The Booth, Boston MA

text: twitch.tv/JoeyTBadger

title: Twitch

description: Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

username: Twitch

displayname: Twitch

rawDescription: We are Twitch: a global community of millions who come together each day to create their own entertainment. For site issues follow @TwitchSupport.

location: San Francisco, CA

text: twitch.tv

description: Official


rawContent: We are investigating the sudden presence of a Sixth Base in some games https://t.co/GOFHlt7Glx https://t.co/sgT95KIZYx

renderedContent: We are investigating the sudden presence of a Sixth Base in some games reblase.sibr.dev/game/259150c5-… https://t.co/sgT95KIZYx

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro a single peanut rolled onto the field while chorby was fouling and nobody cared. does that count

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: all hail the feed

renderedContent: all hail the feed

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Ah! This feed thing is gold!!!!!!

renderedContent: Ah! This feed thing is gold!!!!!!

username: RFoluler

displayname: Rhett Foluler

rawDescription: Blaseball bleat reporter for @BlaseballNews covering the New York Millennials. Host for Blaseball Central on WFLAN 666 AM NYC. Proud member of @IBlaseballWA


rawContent: time for chorby's second AB https://t.co/IWYNFRgmOF

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: what https://t.co/egXNL9BNjy

renderedContent: what https://t.co/egXNL9BNjy

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: (more exactly, 9 minutes and 41 seconds according to reblase's clock)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

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rawContent: a single chorby short at-bat took TEN MINUTES https://t.co/jDs1Xbm0Fj https://t.co/RfNoR4gPWN

renderedContent: a single chorby short at-bat took TEN MINUTES reblase.sibr.dev/game/f316424b-… https://t.co/RfNoR4gPWN

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rawContent: math is back. bigger and better than ever before. https://t.co/s7VPziojeO

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rawContent: The on-site schedule has been fixed. Play ball (in 28 minutes).

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rawContent:
welcome to season 12! we're the Society for Internet Blaseball Research and your hosts are currently @ilianaquorum @AReblase @ch00beh, and we'll be pointing you towards other SIBR folks making introductions throughout the day

check out our website https://t.co/zervD9CZaT

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welcome to season 12! we're the Society for Internet Blaseball Research and your hosts are currently @ilianaquorum @AReblase @ch00beh, and we'll be pointing you towards other SIBR folks making introductions throughout the day

check out our website sibr.dev

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displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬

username: AReblase

displayname: Astrid Reblase 🍬🔮🔭🛠

displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh


rawContent: good morning blaseball

renderedContent: good morning blaseball

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: 8am huh.

renderedContent: 8am huh.

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀

rawDescription: /ɛlɛnə/ • 24 • she/her • i work on blaseball • @thegameband front end dev • dark html witch performing evil css rituals • i don't check twitter often sorry

location: seattle

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rawContent: @TerminusEterne the Book is very particular about this spelling.

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displayname: Holymittens


rawContent: Note: if you don't see a Wills selection on your Election page, you may need to buy the "Cheese Board" on the shop page to unlock it, costing you 100 coins. https://t.co/QKMJCKEa61

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"Wills" are a third ballot section, allowing each team to internally vote for targeted changes to their roster.

For example, one Will allows the team to swap a player into the Shadows, explicitly selecting the player to swap, as well as their replacement. https://t.co/mtNLTnxmTl

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rawContent: The Season 12 election ballot is now up on https://t.co/GFaWk5oVdq, featuring a new mechanic, Wills, in addition to the standard Decrees and Blessings. https://t.co/oZjl7bCEDF

renderedContent: The Season 12 election ballot is now up on blaseball.com, featuring a new mechanic, Wills, in addition to the standard Decrees and Blessings. https://t.co/oZjl7bCEDF

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark agree

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark agree

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rawContent: btw wins are now separate from a team's record. wins and a team's tiebreaker place are the only factors for earning a Postseason Birth. https://t.co/ix9YFn9tnt

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rawContent: all hail the Feed

renderedContent: all hail the Feed

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rawContent: @oopsallkeepers the main clock body is in two parts but the hands came loose

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displayname: Oops! All Keepers!


rawContent: instructions unclear, clock now in several pieces

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rawContent:
@SIBROfficial just cut the time in half

i dont see the problem here

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