rawContent: it's nice to see players generously sharing bases with each other in the middle of a game https://t.co/u5BYCV65GO https://t.co/B0DbC31Lhf

renderedContent: it's nice to see players generously sharing bases with each other in the middle of a game reblase.sibr.dev/game/6dc945e3-… https://t.co/B0DbC31Lhf

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @BiffIfh ah yes, Bonk & Scores, my favorite saturday morning cartoon

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

renderedDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck

username: BiffIfh

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet


rawContent: thread 🧵

renderedContent: thread 🧵

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Speaking of rabbit holes, I ask that you all say a prayer to whatever Glods above and below you follow as a fellow @SIBROfficial'er and I delve into the nebula that is .. defensive stats.

rawDescription:
Just a lil ol' Efreet, floating around the @SIBROfficial
Datablase, doing data things. Not associated with @blaseball, just cataloging the chaos.  He/him.

location: The SIBR Datablase

text: sibr.dev

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App


rawContent:
FINN JAMES, BALTIMORE CRABS, PITCHED A PERFECT GAME. Season 10, Day 72.

https://t.co/TcKSz4NvPf

Second perfect game in recorded @blaseball history.

renderedContent:
FINN JAMES, BALTIMORE CRABS, PITCHED A PERFECT GAME. Season 10, Day 72.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/1e596c72-…

Second perfect game in recorded @blaseball history.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball @blaseball data 👁✍

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball @blaseball data 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @blaseball data 👁✍

renderedContent: @blaseball data 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball how are you today

renderedContent: @blaseball how are you today

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball @blaseball hi dale how are you

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball hey parker

renderedContent: @blaseball hey parker

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Richardson Games has reached *eight* defense stars, with no signs of stopping.

🩸 very thirsty boi 🩸 https://t.co/970znP2238

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: update: richardson games has siphoned blood 8 times in 66 games

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: richardson games has siphoned blood 6 times in 63 games

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


renderedContent: richardson games has siphoned blood 6 times in 63 games

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: this is just getting ridiculous https://t.co/lJ1ScKDnGR

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro we also haven't updated our bio text since day 1, and that's the only thing keeping me from using it for bad jokes

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: I see. https://t.co/hfftMIPmAk

renderedContent: I see. https://t.co/hfftMIPmAk

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Numbers go up.

renderedContent: Numbers go up.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Analysis: No, but for other reasons

renderedContent: Analysis: No, but for other reasons

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Is @SIBROfficial allowed to tweet anymore? https://t.co/kEUdKjHcBJ

displayname: Zach Armstrong

rawDescription: Jesus = the way, the truth, the life | lots of keyforge tweets | marketing pro | married up to @meghanthestrong | 1/2 of @callofdiscovery | W&M alum

location: The Classic City

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent: @hifridays whatever it is, it's banned https://t.co/DTyDWeI7Me

renderedContent: @hifridays whatever it is, it's banned twitter.com/SleepySaph/sta…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/SleepySaph/sta…

rawContent: @SIBROfficial https://t.co/j3wPVM6X7m

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial https://t.co/j3wPVM6X7m

username: SleepySaph

displayname: Sapphic Design Is My Passion

rawDescription: 25/Lesbian/White/Attempted Femme/Used to write stuff and if there's any god that loves me maybe someday I will again

location: She/Her

text: archiveofourown.org/users/SleepySa…

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent:
by decree of the SIBR headmistress, we are formally making

"Here's a chart
if go up good thing happens
it goes down it'sbad thing"

our foremost guiding principle

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @SleepySaph incredible and/or what

renderedContent: @SleepySaph incredible and/or what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @TheSchwall 👁

renderedContent: @TheSchwall 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: TheSchwall

displayname: lydia deetz is from chicago


rawContent: [looks at the blaseball discord] yeah it's definitely wednesday

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @Iopbrain At least once — the easy answer here is the double shutout from Season 8:

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
Here's the double-shutout game log: https://t.co/tAkcGGeKtm

This game is impressive — with runners often in scoring position, and the bases loaded twice, both pitchers still threw a shutout for the first time in @blaseball's history.

renderedContent:
Here's the double-shutout game log: reblase.sibr.dev/game/ee270d5a-…

This game is impressive — with runners often in scoring position, and the bases loaded twice, both pitchers still threw a shutout for the first time in @blaseball's history.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: Iopbrain

displayname: Ben


rawContent: @RJGlolf @BlaseballRumors 👁

renderedContent: @RJGlolf @BlaseballRumors 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: RonanJaylee

username: BlaseballRumors

displayname: Blaseball Enquirer


rawContent: @RichardsonGames still worried about it

renderedContent: @RichardsonGames still worried about it

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: RichardsonGames

displayname: Dickson Games


rawContent: @Malnormalulo positive infinity

renderedContent: @Malnormalulo positive infinity

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: Malnormalulo


rawContent:
We are not aware of any ceiling for player statistics.

However, we are very, very afraid of what will happen if Richardson Games keeps siphoning baserunning ability.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial @BlaseballNews Is there a set max on one stat?

displayname: N64 Master 💚💜

rawDescription: PFP by @TrashSquid

renderedDescription: PFP by @TrashSquid

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @LinusKromwell @blaseball we have! the community seems to have settled on "pentaslam" but that certainly doesn't stop folks from calling it what they like

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

username: LinusKromwell

displayname: `lhk`


rawContent: @KTGI_Fridays what

renderedContent: @KTGI_Fridays what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Hawai'i Fridays SPAM Radio


rawContent: @RichardsonGames your stars, Richardson. that's what we said

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
>.>
<.<
🩸 thirsty boi 🩸

renderedContent:
>.>
<.<
🩸 thirsty boi 🩸

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Richardson Games of the Shoe Thieves, after yet another Blooddrain, has become the first (visible) player with 7 stars in a single category.
https://t.co/vzlpC5cato

renderedContent:
Richardson Games of the Shoe Thieves, after yet another Blooddrain, has become the first (visible) player with 7 stars in a single category.
blaseball.com/player/b1b141f…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @BlaseballPro first 7 star player in the league now, if i'm not mistaken! thirsty boi https://t.co/6viafADln7

username: snacklesbian

displayname: Acorn

rawDescription: ally to and future member of the soil community. backup: @snackbisexual. look there if i ever go silent ;)

title: BLASEBALL

description: Baseball at your mercy

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
and it's not just being challenged by the shelled one, but past decrees have targeted the top 4 teams, and we have a blessing this season to steal three players from the championship team.

it's interesting, to say the least.

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial Losing means party time. The worst the team the better they are rewarded. It's like that bs bad archeology that thought the winners of one of the mesoamerican ballgames would be sacrificed, but like actually kinda that.

username: DWOBoyle

displayname: D. W. O'Boyle

rawDescription: Hobbyist Game Designer, Sometimes Composer/Audio Guy, New Jersey-ite living in Seattle. Maker of various games of the video and tabletop variety. he/they

location: Seattle, WA, USA

text: dwoboyle.itch.io

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
so it's possible that in blaseball, for the players, winning games isn't the point. maybe it's about surviving until the next one.

the shoe thieves won the season 9 internet series and were then forced to fight god.

i wouldn't really care about my plate discipline either.

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
an important difference to remember is that in normal baseball, players want to win games, and there's a lot of theory about what to do when you have a 0-0 count and a 3-2 count

whereas blaseball players are forced to keep playing until something happens to them.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial Plate discipline is so weird, sometimes it feels like they always swing within 2 pitches and their at bat is over, others I have the urge to pull my hair out as they strike out looking to end the inning multiple times per game

username: skolhalla

displayname: you've sworn allegiance to magic glue

rawDescription:
he/him. 20. Watch Ping Pong the Animation. Discord luv(sic)#7089.
Priv: @Shaddolche follow requests ok

location: your basement

text: anilist.co/user/Zephyrius…


rawContent: this is basically all we're going off  of right now. we're not sure whether it's pitchers not throwing to the strike zone often enough, or batters having poor plate discipline. either, combined with Flinch, could lead to this result. https://t.co/IrT0FpMrZg

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: we're going to let a whole season play out to get some data before we draw conclusions (and write papers), but this is the hypothesis a lot of us are rolling with for the "flinch" modifier

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @BlobCostas @SIBROfficial @CHSSTFans Either that or blaseball hitters do not have plate discipline, maybe this is the discipline The Shelled One speaks of 🤔

username: altabiscuit

displayname: altabiscuit

rawDescription: Randomizers | Speedruns | Strange controller enthusiast | Infosec | Random nonsense | he/him

location: Minnesota

text: twitch.tv/altabiscuit

username: BlobCostas

displayname: Blob Costas

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent: 👁⚾👁 https://t.co/Epdi9fBkDl

renderedContent: 👁⚾👁 https://t.co/Epdi9fBkDl

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark NO

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark NO

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: run

renderedContent: run

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: not gonna lie, @joel_a_clark's new profile pic is somehow even more haunting than the previous one

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @N64_Master @blaseball @_stephen_____ evolutions 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: N64 Monster 💚💜

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: @carmeloplums @DracaenaThomas well it seems to be working

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: carmeloplums

displayname: carmelo plums

username: DracaenaThomas

displayname: Thomas Dracaena is safe


rawContent: @AznInquisition @BlaseballNews does great reporting, @catacalypto does great meta-reporting, and we do great metaphysical-reporting

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: AznInquisition

displayname: Jin Hun || Social Networking Noob

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @BfWinkler follow us instead 👁

renderedContent: @BfWinkler follow us instead 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BfWinkler

displayname: Nic Winkler


rawContent:
@BlaseballPro listen all i got in the brand manual was

1. post about blaseball stats
2. antagonize parker

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: 👁 what are you hiding 👁 https://t.co/Baek6hkh4E

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @DWOBoyle NO

renderedContent: @DWOBoyle NO

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark uh

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark is "hubris" in the egg name list yet

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@BOF_Scores we're pretty amused by this too

there's always something new every week lol

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: SCORES BASERUNNER


rawContent: @catacalypto p much yeah

renderedContent: @catacalypto p much yeah

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
please consider donating to the blaseball patreon at the $9.99/mo tier so you can continue adding names that will mess up our regular expressions.

SIBR thanks you. blaseball thanks you.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
alright here's the problem

there's no special identifiers for what kind of events are what in the play-by-play data, so we have to use regular expressions

and "Scores Baserunner" hits the one used in B-R for RBIs when they get out as an inning changes over

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
you would think somebody with the name Scores Baserunner would have a pretty good RBI but blaseball reference currently lists them at -1

i don't even know anymore https://t.co/rl0rura2fe

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro it's pronounced "sibr"

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro it's pronounced "sibr"

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro https://t.co/GekLmKn7bf

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: mlb is pronounced mulb

renderedContent: mlb is pronounced mulb

displayname: Jon Bois

rawDescription: well it's jon. waggener high, class of 2001. co-founder, @secretbase

location: brooklyn/louisville

text: youtube.com/secretbasesbn

source: Tweetbot for Mac

sourceLabel: Tweetbot for Mac


rawContent: ... i no longer trust the MLB's stats glossary https://t.co/iS4gP9KqEc

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: (SIBR projects a 100% chance this is a bug, we just have no idea where to start with it)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball-reference.com/players/scores…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

title: Player Stats - Blaseball-Reference.com

displayname: Blaseball Reference

rawDescription: A Blaseball statistics website. All stats are currently based on incomplete data.

text: blaseball-reference.com


renderedContent:
you would think somebody with the name Scores Baserunner would have a pretty good RBI but blaseball reference currently lists them at -1

i don't even know anymore https://t.co/rl0rura2fe

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@kumoi_blaseball Yep! Twice, the last one actually happened earlier today.

https://t.co/zWim4rZ2x0

renderedContent:
@kumoi_blaseball Yep! Twice, the last one actually happened earlier today.

twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

rawContent: The first spillover was Season 4, Day 99, which we recorded at approximately 65 minutes and 26 seconds: https://t.co/PJvDTPsWYP

renderedContent: The first spillover was Season 4, Day 99, which we recorded at approximately 65 minutes and 26 seconds: reblase.sibr.dev/game/3ae0ced8-…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @WTFBSplortRadio conceal from view

renderedContent: @WTFBSplortRadio conceal from view

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: WTFBSplortRadio

displayname: WTFB Splorts Radio 👁🗨


rawContent: blaseball is one of the only video games where you can get, in incredible detail, what's coming next for the game directly from the developers themselves

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @ch00beh @SIBROfficial 👁

renderedContent: @ch00beh @SIBROfficial 👁

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

location: Kansas City, MO

text: blaseball.com

displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @leo60228 necromancy: hard mode

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: vriska (parody)


rawContent: @joel_a_clark 👁🩸👁

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark 👁🩸👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @joel_a_clark 👁✍

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial nothing yet

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial nothing yet

renderedDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @nymillenials 👁✍

renderedContent: @nymillenials 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: 👁 what are you hiding from us 👁

renderedContent: 👁 what are you hiding from us 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @CorruptDropbear @RJGlolf nice

renderedContent: @CorruptDropbear @RJGlolf nice

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CorruptDropbear


rawContent:
We're all having a good laugh at SIBR about how this is literally just a wild pitch from baseball, but Blaseball'd.

(OK, there's one subtle change: the Official Scorer can charge a mild pitch even if no runners are on base.)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
"Gunther O'Brian throws a Mild pitch! Ball, 1-0. Runners advance on the pathetic play! Aldon Cashmoney scores!"

https://t.co/Q6EDuApQ7e https://t.co/N185yxgPL7

renderedContent:
"Gunther O'Brian throws a Mild pitch! Ball, 1-0. Runners advance on the pathetic play! Aldon Cashmoney scores!"

reblase.sibr.dev/game/db6b9c99-… https://t.co/N185yxgPL7

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @NoStarsLars1 @HenryMarshallow 👁✍

renderedContent: @NoStarsLars1 @HenryMarshallow 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Lars Taylor

username: HenryMarshallow

displayname: Henry Marshallow🐚


rawContent:
Q: What is Blaseball, exactly?
A:

renderedContent:
Q: What is Blaseball, exactly?
A:

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
blood
blood
blood
blood
blood
blood
blood
blood https://t.co/YGr6LHoGo2

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


renderedContent:
blood
blood
blood
blood
blood
blood
blood
blood https://t.co/YGr6LHoGo2

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews Richardson Games, but I mean we all want Richmond Harrison to have all the blood so I understand how you got them mixed up.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: Huh. https://t.co/CuSw8pks24

renderedContent: Huh. https://t.co/CuSw8pks24

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Correct, this is the first Spillover where Rule 1(c) actually had an effect.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial So would this be the first Spillover to actually delay games?

username: AlanDivver

displayname: Alan Divver

rawDescription: MIS/RMI Grad, Temple Alum '18 | Spends about an hour a day thinking about vintage Rolex watches |

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Today's Spillover ended at 64:37. https://t.co/ySDKlV88Pd

renderedContent: Today's Spillover ended at 64:37. reblase.sibr.dev/game/23e8b5fb-…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: The first spillover was Season 4, Day 99, which we recorded at approximately 65 minutes and 26 seconds: https://t.co/PJvDTPsWYP

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: EXECUTE RULE 1(c)

renderedContent: EXECUTE RULE 1(c)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: SPILLOVER

renderedContent: SPILLOVER

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
We've confirmed that Betsy Trombone did it first, but _not_ in Game 25.

Betsy threw the first 2-pitch inning in Season 10, Game 7: https://t.co/MtfCZdPFww

Time is a flat circle.

renderedContent:
We've confirmed that Betsy Trombone did it first, but _not_ in Game 25.

Betsy threw the first 2-pitch inning in Season 10, Game 7: reblase.sibr.dev/game/4390d03d-…

Time is a flat circle.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @MrsDrMaestro Two pitches immediately ground/fly out, and one of the batters gets out due to a murder of crows.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: MrsDrMaestro

displayname: Rose does a the tweets


rawContent:
So there's a problem with proving this is the first we've recorded: even in the games we've recorded, there's still a lot of missing pitches here and there.

However, we think this is only possible due to the Friend of Crows mechanic. So we're just checking this season.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: "If my words inspire you to investigate on your own, you will discover a rabbit hole of infinite depth. Will you tether yourself to a deeply rooted tree and crawl over the edge, carefully grasping firm handholds? No. Leap, I say. Abandon your id and ego to freefall."

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
I wrote about the bewildering world of @blaseball today. @BlaseballNews

Legends and Lore by @IBWAA https://t.co/QsY9BOCRYi

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I wrote about the bewildering world of @blaseball today. @BlaseballNews

Legends and Lore by @IBWAA ibwaa.substack.com/p/legends-and-…

username: BaseballATeam

displayname: Brad Johnson

rawDescription: In play, run(s)

renderedDescription: In play, run(s)

location: Atlanta GA

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: IBWAA

displayname: IBWAA

title: Legends and Lore

description: We remember Hall of Famer Joe Morgan and his impact on baseball, then we shift to taking a peek inside the fascinating online world of Blaseball.


rawContent: @BlaseballNews end of an era

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews end of an era

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro @BlaseballOOC

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro @BlaseballOOC

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

username: BlaseballOOC

displayname: Blaseball Out of Context


rawContent: Reminder: There is no guarantee that a Blaseball game will ever end

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro ok stay safe

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro ok stay safe

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @___listener___ @BlaseballOOC @MarloweML @BlaseballNews @BlaseballPro (ok but to answer the actual question here: we could probably do that as part of our overall fifth base analysis we're planning on, but given what we know about the underlying probabilities, the rate of home runs probably hasn't changed much)

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: 📡the Listening Post?🌌

username: MarloweML

displayname: Marlowe


rawContent: @BlaseballPro OH NO YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORD

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @___listener___ @BlaseballOOC @MarloweML @BlaseballNews @BlaseballPro the distinguishing change is that the base is in a different position; if you hit a fly ball to left field, the outfielder is gonna have a much worse time trying to send it to fourth than to third or home

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
@___listener___ @BlaseballOOC @MarloweML @BlaseballNews @BlaseballPro our current operating assumption is that all dingers are out-of-the-park

blaseball players do not commit errors, except when due to various mechanical attributes. so it seems weird for a fielding team to fail to get a runner out if the ball is in play

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Did You Know: By pledging to our Patreon, you help us spend less time worrying about how to keep things running, so we can spend more time worrying about what on earth @thegameband just did to us today

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
👁 feed our servers 👁
https://t.co/WXqX4yLNhh

renderedContent:
👁 feed our servers 👁
patreon.com/sibr

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: patreon.com/sibr

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username: Patreon

displayname: Patreon

rawDescription: Creativity powered by membership. For support, contact @patreonsupport and follow @patreonstatus for site updates.

location: San Francisco, CA

text: linktr.ee/patreon

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent:
👁 also feed their servers 👁
https://t.co/NkEX5uy43q

renderedContent:
👁 also feed their servers 👁
patreon.com/blaseball

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text: patreon.com/blaseball

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

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text: linktr.ee/patreon


rawContent: @aduarte96 @Blaseball_radio they changed it a few hours after we made our post based on community feedback

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Audrey Duarte

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)


rawContent: just because the scoreboard has fewer lightbulbs when the crabs bat doesn't make their maximum blaseballs any less valid

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial Now, does this make maximum blaseball with less lights on less, well, maximum? Can the Crabs even ATTAIN maximum blaseblall anymore?

username: Portfoliokey

rawDescription: Watching it all burn to the ground.

renderedDescription: Watching it all burn to the ground.

location: Upper West Side, NYC


rawContent:
maximum

blaseball

renderedContent:
maximum

blaseball

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Mega Super Maximum @blaseball plus. https://t.co/1ZWTeSYIeH

username: BFFBlaseball

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)

rawDescription: Your home for blaseball analysis, run by @blaseballnews Senior Editor @FirewallAndrews.

location: One of many Los Angelii.

text: blaseballnews.network

username: blaseball


rawContent: @blaseball [citation needed]

renderedContent: @blaseball [citation needed]

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro always gotta check your sources my friend

text: blaseball.com

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username: BlaseballPro


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @hifridays @BlaseballT

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro @hifridays @BlaseballT

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @hifridays it's uh. day 9

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro @hifridays it's uh. day 9

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro @hifridays uh

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro @hifridays uh

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @nymillenials what

renderedContent: @nymillenials what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: @akaCalibrate this has definitely happened before, but i'm not sure how many. i'll stick this in the discord and see if someone picks it up!

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: akaCalibrate

displayname: Calibrate


rawContent: patty fox with the incredible prediction yesterday

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial @FHelltiger hoping for first pentaslam

displayname: (INACTIVE) Patty Fox

rawDescription: head chef for The Sly Fox Eatery, pitcher for @nymillenials. yes i have a blagonball. i’ll fist fight the sea just watch (she/her) (icon by @rabbittraps_)

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: Reminder: https://t.co/iDIsYyulyA

renderedContent: Reminder: https://t.co/iDIsYyulyA

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @CorruptDropbear there's a LOT going on

renderedContent: @CorruptDropbear there's a LOT going on

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: CorruptDropbear


rawContent: @CorruptDropbear you might just wanna read all of our tweets from the last several hours

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: it's only day 7

renderedContent: it's only day 7

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: 👁 https://t.co/OsDDIMvcJ5

renderedContent: 👁 https://t.co/OsDDIMvcJ5

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Esme Ramsey - walk
Blood Hamburger - single
Hotbox Sato - walk
Richardson Games - strikeout
Velasquez Alstott - walk
Simon Haley - dinger

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
Pentaslam. Amazing.

https://t.co/qtWi92de7y

renderedContent:
Pentaslam. Amazing.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/aff4fa3a-…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball 👁✍

renderedContent: @blaseball 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent:
Simon Haley follows that up with stealing fifth base two innings later. Amazing.

https://t.co/3NGJPd2Ff0

renderedContent:
Simon Haley follows that up with stealing fifth base two innings later. Amazing.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/aff4fa3a-…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: The idol board was just purged

renderedContent: The idol board was just purged

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Analysis: With so many teams having to run five bases, we may see a lot more extra-innings games this season.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark is this how we should continue filing bug reports

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: (We enjoy the possibility that Eduardo may not have been caught out, though.)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
With context, this is pretty funny:

Eduardo Woodman took off four fourth... while Jode Preston was standing right on it.

Of course they got caught stealing.

https://t.co/jJ5iCxVK02

renderedContent:
With context, this is pretty funny:

Eduardo Woodman took off four fourth... while Jode Preston was standing right on it.

Of course they got caught stealing.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/ae212f3e-…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: hey @blaseball I think this is fine right https://t.co/4lurhoI10X

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

rawDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

location: LA

text: catacalypto.substack.com


rawContent: @catacalypto @PavelASamsonov hi! https://t.co/Ry9tXd6qzq lists 21 teams now

renderedContent: @catacalypto @PavelASamsonov hi! blaseball.com/database/allTe… lists 21 teams now

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com/database/allTe…

username: PavelASamsonov

displayname: Pavel Samsonov is also on Mastodon 🐀


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 Say hi to Sixpack for me next time you see them

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: Math Velazquez


rawContent: (Again, this is not a "well this is the only logical conclusion for this game log" that we've corrected — this is the actual game data, and we've updated Reblase to display it "correctly")

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
Explanations:
https://t.co/6xZRENSHL2
https://t.co/TWcLqYRbqD

(Note: mouse over / tap bases to see which player is on them)

renderedContent:
Explanations:
reblase.sibr.dev/game/6922cb3b-…
reblase.sibr.dev/game/dbbcb4da-…

(Note: mouse over / tap bases to see which player is on them)

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

39. Only one baserunner can be on a base at once.

(We'll explain this one in a bit, we promise.)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

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renderedContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

39. Only one baserunner can be on a base at once.

(We'll explain this one in a bit, we promise.)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: (threading this one in)

renderedContent: (threading this one in)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

38. A batter will swing once per pitch.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
That was mild.

https://t.co/XTBO7WywvY https://t.co/UPBCN7L77l

renderedContent:
That was mild.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/6c223c57-… https://t.co/UPBCN7L77l

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: ... what https://t.co/BekojvL3Rw

renderedContent: ... what https://t.co/BekojvL3Rw

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: to be fair to mummy, they allowed 1 actual run this game as their team scored 9. so still pretty good

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial No, just REALLY good.

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial No, just REALLY good.

rawDescription: Enveloped by a black hole. All tweets translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. No pronouns, I am Math. PFP by @modernmodron.

location: At least one Los Angeles

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
ok we figured it out

negative runs from targeted shame are awarded to the pitcher in that game. this is probably a bug

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uh https://t.co/ci1fUBrzgW

renderedContent: uh https://t.co/ci1fUBrzgW

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial so does "total yardage" have to be a blaseball stat now, due to the distinction

displayname: 3thanguy7 is from 🔥CHICAGO🆗

rawDescription:
21, hͧeͪ/tᷱhͪeͣyͭ |
writing, apparently |
furry, only partially ironically |
high lord of bookposting |
emoji master chef |
often somewhat nsfw |
runs @susd_ooc

location: United States


rawContent: and we're gonna win~

renderedContent: and we're gonna win~

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: SIBR is gonna fight god

renderedContent: SIBR is gonna fight god

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
Season 10 of #blaseball already feels like @blaseball Front Office's imagination vs @SIBROfficial's ability to accurately account for literally anything happening on the pitch.

Words vs Nerds

username: RellyAB

displayname: RellyAB

rawDescription:
Instagram - RellyAB, LinkedIn  -  rellyannettbaker, Substack - RellyAB, Mastodon - RellyAB
Personal website coming as soon as I can get it together.

text: linktr.ee/rellyab


rawContent: What

renderedContent: What

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Wow lmao this is not even a shitpost, we got confirmation that players do have to run extra distance from 4th Base to Home. I love this game

username: nameoftheyear

displayname: Elliot 🔮

rawDescription: 🇵🇭 ☆he/him ☆As the inventor of “logging off,” I am cursed to never enjoy its benefits 😔 ☆Community Mgr Orb at @Blaseball 😊 ☆Formerly: Crunchyroll, IndieCade

location: Los Angeles, CA

text: animetrash.com


rawContent: @blaseball INCREDIBLE

renderedContent: @blaseball INCREDIBLE

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: can we delay Day 2 so i can breathe

renderedContent: can we delay Day 2 so i can breathe

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: so much happened and we haven't even seen a mild pitch yet?

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: CAW CAW

renderedContent: CAW CAW

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Friend of Crows https://t.co/vIUNFWQ6Zr

renderedContent: Friend of Crows https://t.co/vIUNFWQ6Zr

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

location: ACAB BLM


rawContent: do the devs love us or hate us. we'll never know

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: Thanks, guys.  Thanks a lot.  I freakin' love Blaseball. https://t.co/3lIu5Id2EO

username: BiffIfh

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet

rawDescription:
Just a lil ol' Efreet, floating around the @SIBROfficial
Datablase, doing data things. Not associated with @blaseball, just cataloging the chaos.  He/him.

location: The SIBR Datablase

text: sibr.dev

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
TRUTHS PROGRAMMERS ALREADY KNEW ABOUT BLASEBALL

1: Love can blossom on the field.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: batters can evidently charm pitchers as well https://t.co/jfRWbEHV7q https://t.co/YiIcUVM0ye

renderedContent: batters can evidently charm pitchers as well reblase.sibr.dev/game/a367120f-… https://t.co/YiIcUVM0ye

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text: sibr.dev


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rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

38. A batter will swing once per pitch.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: And another one! This is so fitting for @LoversBlaseball, share the love! https://t.co/YZq6cR5v6C

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)

renderedDescription: Your home for blaseball analysis, run by @blaseballnews Senior Editor @FirewallAndrews.

text: blaseballnews.network

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time


rawContent: hey @blaseball is this what gets summoned when we collect all the blagonballs

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: In a distant future, it is the opening day of the 329th season of Internet League Blaseball.  Fans struggle to contain their enthusiasm as they look out upon the newly added 128th base. #blaseball https://t.co/WhsDGtuh0x

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams

rawDescription:
INACTIVE

Former home of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, of @blaseball infamy.
Was managed and operated, with love, by Lincoln Carpenter/@lhcarpenter.

location: at peace

text: blaseball.com


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
LATER: https://t.co/V3ZquPf4HI

WOW https://t.co/YQUm7CZ7yg

renderedContent:
LATER: reblase.sibr.dev/game/34e90f96-…

WOW https://t.co/YQUm7CZ7yg

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
fortunately for quadruples we just count another base

not sure what to do about dingers personally but we'll check with the Number Cruncher

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent:
@skylar_kant @SIBROfficial Yup!
Hey, @SIBROfficial, how does this affect Total Bases, Slugging, OPS...?

renderedDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

displayname: Skylar


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: GaragesFan

displayname: Chrissy C. Cross

rawDescription:
She/Her, Them/Them | Pan | Non-Binary | Garages Fan | May or May Not Be a Vampire
Amateur Blaseball Reporter. Covers Late Night Games.

location: Seattle

source: Fenix 2

sourceLabel: Fenix 2


rawContent: @ampepers @WritNelson did you mean @blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: ampepers

displayname: Alexei Pepers

username: WritNelson

displayname: Xalavier Nelson Jr.

username: blaseball


rawContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

37. A batter or runner must leave play when an out is called.

https://t.co/ixgb2ZlSWa https://t.co/L0MrDiPBZG

renderedContent:
FALSEHOODS PROGRAMMERS BELIEVE ABOUT BLASEBALL

37. A batter or runner must leave play when an out is called.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/6922cb3b-… https://t.co/L0MrDiPBZG

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: wait what does this even mean

renderedContent: wait what does this even mean

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: And right off the bat, we know what one of the new blood siphon abilities is! Games is already a good defender, but this ... seems very strong! https://t.co/lOtRrTy1US

username: BFFBlaseball

text: blaseballnews.network


rawContent: SIBR's eyes turn to Charleston. 👁 https://t.co/31h94Mjaey

renderedContent: SIBR's eyes turn to Charleston. 👁 twitch.tv/blaseballwshu

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: twitch.tv/blaseballwshu


rawContent: @blaseball the book was Forbidden too, but we went and did it anyway...

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @joel_a_clark nerd

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark nerd

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @joel_a_clark hey joel you're wonderful and excellent too

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @joel_a_clark i haven't had my coffee yet but i still don't see a typo...

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball WHO ARE YOU CALLING NERDS

renderedContent: @blaseball WHO ARE YOU CALLING NERDS

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Season 11 will very likely see fractional runs https://t.co/hh3nqo9LHO

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @blaseball who are you calling nerds

renderedContent: @blaseball who are you calling nerds

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: mhm, mhm... hey wait a minute https://t.co/a48LxTohDG

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: hall line is back (it was here _very_ briefly when the hall first arrived) https://t.co/ez9hwXJuK5

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
birds on 3 and 12
eclipse on 6 and 15
blooddrain on 9 and 18
microphone on 14 https://t.co/9dUfQCxHJj

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: what https://t.co/oi7dTHZ3Vl

renderedContent: what https://t.co/oi7dTHZ3Vl

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: huh

renderedContent: huh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: BREAKING: Jaylen Hotdogfingers no longer has Debt. https://t.co/5DAJKjemx3

username: BlaseballPro

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BlaseballMic

displayname: The Macrophone

rawDescription: ONLINE

renderedDescription: ONLINE


rawContent: @m1ritual if this pitching performance didn't get it i don't know what will

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: blaseball champion https://t.co/yKtakAScFL https://t.co/DQo0EXScvS

renderedContent: blaseball champion reblase.sibr.dev/game/bcff32de-… https://t.co/DQo0EXScvS

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @kellydigges there's been so many we stopped keeping track https://t.co/lawqpOVMqf

renderedContent: @kellydigges there's been so many we stopped keeping track blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Immaculat…

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Immaculat…

username: kellydigges

displayname: Kelly Digges


rawContent: we do not have record of one, but it's unclear if this is even possible in the immaterial plane

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial Has there been a triple play?

username: PerogiXW

displayname: 𓆡Keegan𓆏

rawDescription: Pope Hydrox XXVI, Soda Poptifex Maximus of the Doink Smoking Sicko Cabal - hail eris 🧙♂🧙♂🧙♂🧙♂🧙♂

location: the bottom of lake baikal

text: bionicle.tumblr.com

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro we rescind the party emoji

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro 🎉

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro 🎉

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: good luck don, we'll be looking for it

renderedContent: good luck don, we'll be looking for it

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial first solo grand slam

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial first solo grand slam

username: DonBlaseball

displayname: Don Mitchell

rawDescription: Shortstop for @LoversBlaseball | Data Alchemist for @SIBROfficial | profile pic by @gfclass | banner by @lucacrafts |  🏳🌈  | he/they

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rawContent: possible candidate. let's hit some singles this season, hm?

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial @FHelltiger hoping for first pentaslam

displayname: (INACTIVE) Patty Fox

renderedDescription: head chef for The Sly Fox Eatery, pitcher for @nymillenials. yes i have a blagonball. i’ll fist fight the sea just watch (she/her) (icon by @rabbittraps_)

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: oh uh yeah sure

renderedContent: oh uh yeah sure

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial wrong answers only

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial wrong answers only

displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh

rawDescription: software pretengineer @syndioinc. @SIBROfficial Caretaker. jlohn mladden and onomancer's dad. formerly @uber @vmware. #BLM. 1312. they/them 🇵🇭/🇺🇸

location: the cloud

text: wobscale.lol

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rawContent:
quick reference —

things that were blagonballs:
- hitting the first patreon tier
- first recorded no-hitter
- first recorded perfect game
- first triple steal

things that were not:
- hitting for the cycle, or a reverse cycle
- 4 HRs from one player in one game

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rawContent: so what do y'all think the other blagonballs might be

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @electric_claire ✍

renderedContent: @electric_claire ✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: all work and no claire


rawContent:
@cjkasulke a couple dozen at this point, and it's apparently not blagonball-worthy.

two reverse cycles (S3/46 Beck Whitney and S9/4 Comfort Septemberish), no natural cycles yet

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rawContent:
Wikipedia claims that hitting for the cycle (single, double, triple, and home run in the same game) is about as rare as a no-hitter in baseball.

But 19 different Blaseball players have hit for the cycle since SIBR started recording data (Season 2, Day 34).

text: blaseball.com

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username: cjkasulke

displayname: Calvin Kasulke


rawContent: @electric_claire how much 👁

renderedContent: @electric_claire how much 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Forbidden.

renderedContent: Forbidden.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: does polkadot patterson have 87 tentacles

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
Season 9's Eat the Rich threshold was somewhere above >37k, with 842 coins paid out to the 99%.

For reference, Season 8's was somewhere between 29380 and ~33k, with 643 coins paid out.

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
"All the lights" refers to official stadium scoreboards, extra credit notwithstanding.

That is all.

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial Exactly all the lights, or just *at least* all of the lights?

username: floofstrid

displayname: Astrid 🦋

rawDescription: astrid ✨ chaotic queer tech witch ✨ 21 y/o ✨ she/her ✨ small fun projects ✨ music stuffs (soon?) ✨high quality non-content ✨ blaseposting now at @AReblase

location: Denmark

text: astr.cc

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rawContent:
Now that Fifth Base will be present (for real this time), a clarification:

Maximum Blaseball requires all the lights on the scoreboard to be lit up.

That is all.

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: With Out of Sight's correction, Ortiz Morse's Siphon was also sent to the Shadows.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @BlaseballPro Ortiz Morse had Siphon and it didn't get reassigned, so they just lost that

username: SamsaraTAS

displayname: Samsara

rawDescription: Sonia, or Dusk depending on who you ask. she/they. aromantic, grey ace. TASvideos Senior Judge. eternally reincarnating 💙🏳⚧💙

location: NorCal

text: tasvideos.org/HomePages/Sams…

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: The correction is logged. https://t.co/1SDw31GX7r

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text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @Gnomebitten refresh

renderedContent: @Gnomebitten refresh

text: blaseball.com

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username: Gnomebitten

displayname: MORDHAU


text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

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rawContent: uh

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rawContent: 𝕄𝕀𝕂𝔼

renderedContent: 𝕄𝕀𝕂𝔼

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: The Gods appear to be making a slight correction. https://t.co/ubC4PLhe1e

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
Nagomi Mcdaniel (Baltimore) was granted both Siphon and Fire Eater.

Kennedy Cena (Miami) was granted FIre Eater, but then sent to the Shadows.

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: New attributes, corresponding to the Forecast https://t.co/nlEJRKOi0J

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text: sibr.dev


rawContent: (As a reminder, you may need to refresh your page to see new attributes on players and teams.)

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: ominous

renderedContent: ominous

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: thank you to everyone who voted eclipse this election. you have made my dream come true.

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀

rawDescription: /ɛlɛnə/ • 24 • she/her • i work on blaseball • @thegameband front end dev • dark html witch performing evil css rituals • i don't check twitter often sorry

location: seattle

text: elenamurphy.com


rawContent: @BlaseballPro it happens my friend

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro it happens my friend

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


renderedContent: New attributes, corresponding to the Forecast https://t.co/nlEJRKOi0J

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballNews ominous

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews ominous

text: blaseball.com

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username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @Malnormalulo Shoving is a bit of a strong word. It's more like taking care of a bonsai, except sometimes the bonsai has a knife and fights back.

text: blaseball.com

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username: Malnormalulo


rawContent:
@PastaDroid https://t.co/MYCR05mS10, sign up, and pick a team. Season 10 starts at 9 am tomorrow, Pacific time.

Official tweets from the Blaseball Commissioner can be found at @blaseball

renderedContent:
@PastaDroid blaseball.com, sign up, and pick a team. Season 10 starts at 9 am tomorrow, Pacific time.

Official tweets from the Blaseball Commissioner can be found at @blaseball

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text: blaseball.com

username: PastaDroid

displayname: Edith

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @itsmikeo "Play" "Ball"

renderedContent: @itsmikeo "Play" "Ball"

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

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username: itsmikeo

displayname: computer user


rawContent:
@ManishEarth the 1 HP moment was before the spirit transfer here: https://t.co/4ZEwEa0NuD

0 HP was correct at the end of the game

renderedContent:
@ManishEarth the 1 HP moment was before the spirit transfer here: reblase.sibr.dev/bossfight/3e28…

0 HP was correct at the end of the game

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username: ManishEarth

displayname: Manish


rawContent:
SEASON 9, DAY X
https://t.co/33sulrpa5z https://t.co/QYZEQMCAFy

renderedContent:
SEASON 9, DAY X
reblase.sibr.dev/bossfight/3e28… https://t.co/QYZEQMCAFy

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rawContent: SIBR

renderedContent: SIBR

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rawContent: we've discussed this

renderedContent: we've discussed this

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @blaseball @CHSSTFans wait so what is ascension then

username: BlaseballPro

username: blaseball

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent:
@catacalypto @ComradeEevee @AwfulyPrideful @blaseball @CHSSTFans @KC_BreathMints we have one here: https://t.co/XGb76uCHuY

we're in the process of uploading a second recording as this one has some skips

renderedContent:
@catacalypto @ComradeEevee @AwfulyPrideful @blaseball @CHSSTFans @KC_BreathMints we have one here: youtube.com/watch?v=Kk_sTX…

we're in the process of uploading a second recording as this one has some skips

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

username: ComradeEevee

displayname: ☭ꙮwish dot com iron man disliker(╯°w°)╯彡💻🌋ꙮ☭

username: AwfulyPrideful

displayname: Mal (they/them)

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬

title: Blaseball Season 9 final + boss battle

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

rawDescription: like and subscribe.

renderedDescription: like and subscribe.

location: San Bruno, CA

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: @ComradeEevee @catacalypto @AwfulyPrideful @blaseball @CHSSTFans we're working on getting it uploaded <3

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: true

renderedContent: true

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial this should not surprise anyone, if you knew what was going on you wouldn't have to research it. it'd just be the society for internet blaseball shit-talking

username: BenSanAZ

displayname: an almost uncanny instinct for the regrettable

rawDescription: he/him, Jewish

renderedDescription: he/him, Jewish


rawContent:
FAQ

Q: Does SIBR know wh—
A: no

renderedContent:
FAQ

Q: Does SIBR know wh—
A: no

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rawContent:
Now that the severe weather seems to have temporarily passed, we can confirm that every player in Charleston's lineup has Flinch, and every one of their pitchers has Mild.

We have no idea what the 5 curses might be.

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial Listen team I'm very, very, very scared and I need some numbers to calm me down.

username: Portfoliokey

rawDescription: Watching it all burn to the ground.

location: Upper West Side, NYC


rawContent: "Have Hope" https://t.co/OYqjDs1MYp

renderedContent: "Have Hope" https://t.co/OYqjDs1MYp

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rawContent: We'd like to verify if there's only five but the Monitor is doing something hold on

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial The pods' modification said 5 curses would be inflicted on the Shoe Thieves

displayname: Waltzin Murr~ 🔞

rawDescription:
I am a simple tiger who likes furries, writing, math, and olives.  🔞Occasionally likes/rts/says nsfw things  🔞.  Cis Male He/Him 39
https://t.co/a7UHdkcKza

renderedDescription:
I am a simple tiger who likes furries, writing, math, and olives.  🔞Occasionally likes/rts/says nsfw things  🔞.  Cis Male He/Him 39
ebni.sofurry.com

text: ebni.sofurry.com

location: Heck


rawContent: SQUID

renderedContent: SQUID

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rawContent:
Sounds like we have some work to do.

Our Discord: https://t.co/qMnh7zj5Rn
Feed the servers: https://t.co/WXqX4yLNhh

renderedContent:
Sounds like we have some work to do.

Our Discord: discord.gg/F8YSJE6
Feed the servers: patreon.com/sibr

text: blaseball.com

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text: patreon.com/sibr

username: Patreon

displayname: Patreon

rawDescription: Creativity powered by membership. For support, contact @patreonsupport and follow @patreonstatus for site updates.

location: San Francisco, CA

text: linktr.ee/patreon


rawContent: Hotbox as well

renderedContent: Hotbox as well

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial site is chugging now cause of traffic but every player might have gotten smth like this https://t.co/1LUSq64fw8

username: sphecoid

displayname: women, life, freedom | زن، زندگی، آزادی

rawDescription: Javid 》he/him or she/her 》31 》 icon: @thanaticist 》RT only here 》personal twt @conantokin

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: Gunther has it too. The site's a little slow hold on

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: New attribute on Jaylen: https://t.co/K6mnpGkq4f

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: Jessica Telephone hit a home run to end... whatever that was

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: DPS isn't in our book of metrics yet hold on

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: Hey @SIBROfficial, I need a DPS check.

renderedContent: Hey @SIBROfficial, I need a DPS check.

displayname: Math Velazquez

rawDescription: Enveloped by a black hole. All tweets translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. No pronouns, I am Math. PFP by @modernmodron.

location: At least one Los Angeles


rawContent:
also if you haven't noticed yet

pitching machine is batting tonight

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rawContent: do y'all think the peanut expected to be up against jaylen's pitching

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: Full pods lineup: https://t.co/1ekU3zynpg

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: there's a LOT going on here https://t.co/LXW2QJCI6F

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: there's a lot going on here https://t.co/nRER7SeTTp

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: i mean i do work out

renderedContent: i mean i do work out

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @thefatalst ok

renderedContent: @thefatalst ok

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀


rawContent: @thefatalst uh

renderedContent: @thefatalst uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: ... I See.

renderedContent: ... I See.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Uhuh.

renderedContent: Uhuh.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: oh

renderedContent: oh

displayname: joel a clark

location: Kansas City, MO

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: hm

renderedContent: hm

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BawkBawkMug 👁

renderedContent: @BawkBawkMug 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: BawkBawkMug

displayname: A Bawk Bawk Mug


rawContent: We can neither confirm nor deny that this is what we See.

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: OPINION: When a crab ascends, they become a lobster. That's just science, folks. #blaseball

username: BlaseballRumors

displayname: Blaseball Enquirer

rawDescription: Your source for rumors and speculation about the Internet's favorite pastime. Actively not endorsed by @blaseballcomms. #blaseball


rawContent: @_stephen_____ thanks we almost missed it

text: blaseball.com

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displayname: StephenLs


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: fascinating.

renderedContent: fascinating.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Knot fact: when tying your shoes, tie the loops in the opposite direction as the initial overhand knot to make a knot more resistant to loosening over time.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Remember to keep your seatbelts fastened while climbing to 3000 ft.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: hey twitter how do i be good at twitter

renderedContent: hey twitter how do i be good at twitter

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos

rawDescription: snackrifice achievers, second place struggle tweeters, we bring the blaby to blaseball's back blaby! bits by ada octothorpe and moss perennial.

location: void, probably?

text: tacosblaseball.com


rawContent: Last time we tried talking to the oddsmakers one of our Council members lost a finger. Good luck if you choose to!

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial I feel that the oddsmakers aren’t taking the birds into the equation for that game. I think the birds are gonna like the 🥧

username: SeeSome

displayname: Charley S 🍩🎲🐉

rawDescription: Geek Dad | he/his | Cats, Coffee, Donuts, and D&D | "By Grabthar's hammer... what a bio."

location: Boston, MA (or thereabouts)

source: Twitter for iPad

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPad


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball 👁✍

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: Society for Internet Birdsball Research

renderedContent: Society for Internet Birdsball Research

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds birds

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @KeukenAragorn Book updates currently require refreshing the website.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
Please remember that Blaseball also has a Patreon, and we'd prefer you give to them first. Without Blaseball, there is no SIBR.

Funds we receive will go toward servers to keep SIBR's resources online, with the remaining going to #BlaseballCares charities.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent:
SIBR's tools and resources for Blaseball fans, like Reblase and Blasebot, continue to expand.

If you can, help keep the Society for Internet #Blaseball Research independent by supporting our Patreon: https://t.co/WXqX4yLNhh

renderedContent:
SIBR's tools and resources for Blaseball fans, like Reblase and Blasebot, continue to expand.

If you can, help keep the Society for Internet #Blaseball Research independent by supporting our Patreon: patreon.com/sibr

text: blaseball.com

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text: patreon.com/sibr

text: linktr.ee/patreon


rawContent: actually it probably just says "blooddrain is a weather event reported by the commissioner"

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: The slightly higher usage of 🩸 over ⚾ says something but we're not sure what

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
Emoji distribution (sample of 3197 tweets, duplicates in the same tweet ignored):

🩸 519
⚾ 467
✍ 92
🎉 85
🚨 80
👁 80
🌊 72
🥜 24
🛌 15

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renderedContent:
Emoji distribution (sample of 3197 tweets, duplicates in the same tweet ignored):

🩸 519
⚾ 467
✍ 92
🎉 85
🚨 80
👁 80
🌊 72
🥜 24
🛌 15

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: 52 of Commissioner Prime Minister Parker's 3197 most recent tweets (all we can see via public APIs right now) are "what" or "WHAT" (alone, with images, quote tweets, or replies to other users)

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial are there official tallies of how many times parker has tweeted "what" or "uhh"

username: internetFionna

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology

rawDescription: ostensibly fionna adams, host of @tautologySystem. broadly it/its. queer, trans. writer. variety of interests. knows everyone. 🔞. 🖼 @candiedreptile

location: Seattle, WA

text: fionnaadams.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: performing some analysis 👁 https://t.co/EY1eAOEK8u

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: important note ⬇

renderedContent: important note ⬇

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: @SIBROfficial Also not Super Allergic like other unshelled players.

username: gamethyme

displayname: Eric Franklin

rawDescription: Married with cats, active in tabletop gaming. He/Him

text: gamethyme.com

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: incredible

renderedContent: incredible

username: SIBROfficial

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

rawContent: love this Wild Cards bracket and love that the Fridays got pulled from hosting their own party to play https://t.co/0R2nGslgon

displayname: Cat Manning

rawDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

location: LA

text: catacalypto.substack.com


rawContent: @blaseball THIS PLAYER IS A WEE BIT SQUIDDISH

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: well that's new https://t.co/g5a8VnWJGq

renderedContent: well that's new https://t.co/g5a8VnWJGq

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: The Wild Card teams are the Chicago Firefighters and the Hawai'i Fridays! https://t.co/IJVKQwW4aC

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @3thanguy7 always and forever 👁

renderedContent: @3thanguy7 always and forever 👁

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

displayname: 3thanguy7 is from 🔥CHICAGO🆗


rawContent: @3thanguy7 3(c) #2 is not new

renderedContent: @3thanguy7 3(c) #2 is not new

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent:
Section 2, Postseasons, mostly rewritten.

Section 4, Teams, added. https://t.co/zKABKXzd3Z

text: blaseball.com

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text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: 🚨 RULE CHANGE DETECTED 🚨 https://t.co/fnyI52TmlC

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rawContent: @leo60228 yeah, we heard. honestly have no idea what to make of it (at least in the context of our twitter account where we try to not post wild conjecture)

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displayname: vriska (parody)


rawContent: oh my gods the deck shuffling is so *loud*, we can hear it from three floors up

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rawContent: A reminder of what we know about "Ascension":

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rawContent: another day with the press pass https://t.co/VV92MXPxBj

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rawContent: honestly this ended the only way it could have ended

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial That's 5 hits in a row with 2 outs, off 8 pitches, scoring 3 copies of themself! And only ending with their own greed in stealing home...

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displayname: Mark Haines

rawDescription: Software Engineer for Frostbite UI tech at EA. All opinions are my own. I don’t know how to explain that you should care about other people. He/him

location: Sanford, FL

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro classic misdirection

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro classic misdirection

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displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: @catacalypto @porglezomp @blaseball As we understand it, a strikeout is only recorded in the official statsheets if a batter reaches 3 strikes (or 4 or whatever), so the zapped strikes basically never happened for idolatry pendant purposes

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username: porglezomp

displayname: cassie


rawContent:
💻🔨 SIBR Technical Operations Update

Blasebot hit @discord's server limit, so it can't join any new servers. Existing subscriptions are not impacted.

We requested verification about 3 weeks ago but haven't heard anything back. We'll let folks know when this changes.

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username: discord

displayname: Discord


rawContent: @_stephen_____ are you bringing parker

renderedContent: @_stephen_____ are you bringing parker

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rawContent: incredible https://t.co/tEiuGukcF8

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial Christian Combs hitting a sac fly to send themselves in was also pretty good. https://t.co/J2Gpq4KYF3

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displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays

rawDescription: The best vibes in @blaseball. Join us at the Cookout! Banner by @blake_scanlan avi by @3demrich

location: It's Island Time!

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rawContent: @hifridays what day? or reblase link?

renderedContent: @hifridays what day? or reblase link?

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent:
Between S2/100 and S9/71, the ILB-wide on-base percentage (OBP) is .298.

In reality-league baseball, the MLB-wide OBP for the last 25 seasons averages .329.

(Interestingly, the ILB's batting average is almost equal to the MLB's.)

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial hello SIBR, I was wondering if you knew (or would be willing to find out) what percentage of at-bats result in getting to first (however that happens) and how that compares to the Forbidden sport of baseball? I have never seen baseball, as it is Forbidden, but

username: flangedugnutt

displayname: flange dugnutt 🎸

rawDescription: She/her. EBUG for @TheSeaGarages in #blaseball and your local tag wrangler. I tweet about non-blaseball things at @littledreamer_. header from @thegaragesband.

location: Mike Townsend's Bakery

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rawContent: incredible https://t.co/U10PDGaEiK

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rawContent: .@blaseball @blaseball_ref @SIBROfficial https://t.co/p8eshUk9Ds

username: CodeineSnake

displayname: Snake Man

rawDescription: freak He/him

renderedDescription: freak He/him

displayname: Blaseball Reference


rawContent: NaN knows wat's up.

renderedContent: NaN knows wat's up.

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial Sure have, they used to play for the Tacos. I think they are on the Wild Wings now.

username: IAmSlogo

displayname: Logo

rawDescription: Un Jour Je Serai De Retour Pres Des Toi

renderedDescription: Un Jour Je Serai De Retour Pres Des Toi

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rawContent: division?

renderedContent: division?

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial joining the discord solely to spin up the sibr data dunking division wherein we just wear sunglasses and cross our arms in front of complicated charts

username: marhom

displayname: jonathan

rawDescription: data engineer | the world's biggest super monday night combat shill | display names should be like Diablo affixes send tweet

location: the library of jurgen leshy


rawContent: congrats elvis your prize is this tweet

renderedContent: congrats elvis your prize is this tweet

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial @FlangraphsBlase GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. I WANT A PRIZE PLEASE

username: ElvisFigPies

displayname: Elvis Figueroa Marijuana ☀🥧 (closed)

rawDescription: Pitcher for the Sunbeams. Co-Cap’n of the Atlético Latte. Fusion of a (REDACTED) number of gnomes ◁:) pfp by @glassgoblin

location: (he/they)

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rawContent:
This is indeed a new 9-inning strikeout record of 20; the previous record was 18.

https://t.co/HHS9DgmArC

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This is indeed a new 9-inning strikeout record of 20; the previous record was 18.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/6214c50f-…

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rawContent: Incredible performance on the mound for Elvis, who hit 20 strikeouts in a regulation game. This is believed to be the most in a 9-inning game in blaseball history, but the umpire who held that record book was incinerated. So we're just gonna say it is, that cool, @SIBROfficial?

username: BFFBlaseball

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)

rawDescription: Your home for blaseball analysis, run by @blaseballnews Senior Editor @FirewallAndrews.

location: One of many Los Angelii.

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rawContent: @FlangraphsBlase @blaseball hold on the number cruncher is leaking. just a sec

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rawContent: @CorruptDropbear integers? who needs 'em

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rawContent: @FlangraphsBlase uh

renderedContent: @FlangraphsBlase uh

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rawContent:
We have Seen this future, and it was not meant for mere mortal comprehension.

no like seriously have you seen a javascript number

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial @nymillenials @magic_blaseball Man, imagine all the sclorigamis we could have had if blaserunning had won 😔

username: balalwalhn

displayname: balalwalhn

rawDescription: im Isaac! He/him, aromantic, NY Millenials fan

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱

displayname: Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇


username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial @nymillenials @magic_blaseball MIXING BLASEBALL AND SCORIGAMI IS TOO MUCH POWER

displayname: 3thanguy7 is from 🔥CHICAGO🆗

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21, hͧeͪ/tᷱhͪeͣyͭ |
writing, apparently |
furry, only partially ironically |
high lord of bookposting |
emoji master chef |
often somewhat nsfw |
runs @susd_ooc

location: United States


rawContent: @FlangraphsBlase @BlaseballNews yeah it's hard to follow that up for an entire season, honestly

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rawContent:
The first two of Season 9 were:

1) the Sunbeams winning 21-2 in Yellowstone on Day 27 https://t.co/qbP2CjUKRn

2) the Sunbeams winning 20-5 in Boston on Day 30 https://t.co/TANJL8M0p2

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The first two of Season 9 were:

1) the Sunbeams winning 21-2 in Yellowstone on Day 27 reblase.sibr.dev/game/da90c611-…

2) the Sunbeams winning 20-5 in Boston on Day 30 reblase.sibr.dev/game/79fcfa9a-…

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rawContent:
17-6 (@nymillenials at @magic_blaseball) on Day 55 was Scloragami!

https://t.co/NdTBOJIwJv

That was the 3rd new Scloragami of the season.

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17-6 (@nymillenials at @magic_blaseball) on Day 55 was Scloragami!

reblase.sibr.dev/game/b18a2869-…

That was the 3rd new Scloragami of the season.

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rawContent:
We found another fun comeback on S7D7. Sunbeams take a 7-0 lead over the Lovers, Lovers score 2, then Beams score 3 more to match the 8-run record.

Lovers tie it at 10, Beams retake the lead by 1, then the Lovers score 3 in the bottom of the 10th to win.

https://t.co/Is5csXDoPL

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We found another fun comeback on S7D7. Sunbeams take a 7-0 lead over the Lovers, Lovers score 2, then Beams score 3 more to match the 8-run record.

Lovers tie it at 10, Beams retake the lead by 1, then the Lovers score 3 in the bottom of the 10th to win.

reblase.sibr.dev/game/b9448f63-…

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rawContent:
The Mills coming back from 10-1 to defeat the Pies 10-11 is indeed a Pies franchise record, as well as a league record.

The prior league record was an 8 run comeback in S1D76 against the Garages.... by the Pies.

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rawContent:
@philly_pies I don’t have records on stuff like this, but that has to be one of the worst losses in franchise history.

@FlangraphsBlase or @SIBROfficial, anyway to find out?

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displayname: Rhett Foluler

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rawContent: @Nycteris correction: that's an old version, here's the latest: https://t.co/S1PUvgRKKI

renderedContent: @Nycteris correction: that's an old version, here's the latest: reblase.sibr.dev/season/9

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displayname: “Rachel” ⚙


rawContent:
@Nycteris https://t.co/z0lXcUu2Us

👁

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@Nycteris blase.srv.astr.cc/season/9

👁

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rawContent: @PaulsRockinTwit what's an astros

renderedContent: @PaulsRockinTwit what's an astros

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displayname: Paul Badguy


rawContent: so how's blaseball going

renderedContent: so how's blaseball going

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: @catacalypto @BlasesLoadedApp 🔮

renderedContent: @catacalypto @BlasesLoadedApp 🔮

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username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

username: BlasesLoadedApp

displayname: Blases Loaded


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rawContent: ANNOUNCEMENT: Per the Wild Card Decree, the ILB Postseason has been reformatted as follows 🩸⚾ https://t.co/orE0CQ9rKk

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

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rawContent: @Paranundrox @joel_a_clark @BiffIfh i've learned so much about the difference between PA and AB that i just assume i know nothing

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displayname: Paranundrox

displayname: joel a clark

username: BiffIfh

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @BiffIfh Science fact: fork go brrrrr

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rawContent: @JessTheCoconut total of 37 runs: 16-21, Charleston @ Kansas City, S3/57 https://t.co/ivvBlVe6S1

renderedContent: @JessTheCoconut total of 37 runs: 16-21, Charleston @ Kansas City, S3/57 reblase.sibr.dev/game/1f7026c9-…

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displayname: jess


rawContent: @joel_a_clark if this week is anything to go by: no

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rawContent:
So far, the data on Repeating indicates that players Repeat when they get a hit.

If this holds up, this is a discernible but subtle difference between Repeating and Reverberating.

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rawContent: @anacrusisnt https://t.co/qMnh7zj5Rn

renderedContent: @anacrusisnt discord.gg/F8YSJE6

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displayname: beck barnes 🐀


rawContent: @anacrusisnt i mean none of us get paid for this

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rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

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rawContent: Nagomi Nava just scored three runs on a Three Base Powerwalk. @SIBROfficial does that mean anything

displayname: Math Velazquez

rawDescription: Enveloped by a black hole. All tweets translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. No pronouns, I am Math. PFP by @modernmodron.


rawContent: 🔮 hey siri why are there 2000 people behind me

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rawContent:
A brief technical note: Yes, this is actually what we recorded from yesterday. The data shows a runner on fourth during these events. We only changed how the data was rendered on the website.

Enjoy this glimpse into the future; in Season 10, 15 teams will have to run five bases. https://t.co/WVxkFFUdNr

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rawContent:
@SpyHouston @magic_blaseball @hifridays blaseball made this?

i made this.

👁📝

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displayname: Houston Spies

displayname: Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇

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displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent:
Something strange happened yesterday in Seattle and elsewhere: a bases-loaded walk didn't result in a run.

We determined that this was the result of a phantom fifth base on the field.

Reblase is updated to hopefully help explain the situation. https://t.co/XcLQC9ahVV https://t.co/IYAijiY6XR

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Something strange happened yesterday in Seattle and elsewhere: a bases-loaded walk didn't result in a run.

We determined that this was the result of a phantom fifth base on the field.

Reblase is updated to hopefully help explain the situation. reblase.sibr.dev/game/34bd62be-… https://t.co/IYAijiY6XR

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rawContent: @VillainousGoo due to current issues with the Bridge, SIBR recommends against sending mail from the united states to the immaterial plane

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rawContent: ... jaylen hotdogfingers world tour?

renderedContent: ... jaylen hotdogfingers world tour?

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rawContent: 🚨 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🚨 https://t.co/JjbxdhkfOt

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rawContent: @RayJDSawyer @blaseball_ref if the breath mints' performance this season is anything to go by, elimination is anything but tragic

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displayname: Ray

displayname: Blaseball Reference


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rawContent: @exterminatangel probably not officially on blaseball reference since so few players would ever have one

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displayname: u


rawContent:
Correction: a sacrifice play does not count as an at-bat. This should have said "3 plate appearances, 3 RBIs".

We regret the error 👁

username: SIBROfficial

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rawContent: 3 at-bats, 3 RBIs for Summers Pony in the 4th inning https://t.co/fx1uxVlPtA https://t.co/KdM5pKe3pG

renderedContent: 3 at-bats, 3 RBIs for Summers Pony in the 4th inning reblase.sibr.dev/game/71e443cd-… https://t.co/KdM5pKe3pG

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rawContent: @CorruptDropbear yep, number 25

renderedContent: @CorruptDropbear yep, number 25

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rawContent:
25. A player will exist on the field in only one place at a time.
26. A player name will consist of exactly two words (this false assumption applies outside of Blaseball, too).
27. A player name will consist of at least two words.
28. A giant peanut shell can't field the ball.

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rawContent: Reposting for Night Crew, in case they hadn't heard about how this season start off:

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rawContent:
💻🔨 SIBR Technical Operations Update

Reblase now correctly(?) handles Crowvertime. https://t.co/WXUrXjTN0P https://t.co/jAWpQxrPag

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💻🔨 SIBR Technical Operations Update

Reblase now correctly(?) handles Crowvertime. reblase.sibr.dev/game/d8b6e7e6-… https://t.co/jAWpQxrPag

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rawContent:
Summers Pony loads the bases in the 7th inning https://t.co/fx1uxVlPtA

(This is all stuff that's probably happened before with Don Mitchell but now it's a result of HBP and not a blessing!) https://t.co/xbFQa6NkRr

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Summers Pony loads the bases in the 7th inning reblase.sibr.dev/game/71e443cd-…

(This is all stuff that's probably happened before with Don Mitchell but now it's a result of HBP and not a blessing!) https://t.co/xbFQa6NkRr

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rawContent: repeating can happen multiple successive times, similarly to reverberating https://t.co/Xf8twe0HjF

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rawContent: score 1 for the dictionary i guess

renderedContent: score 1 for the dictionary i guess

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rawContent:
FAQ

Q: What does "Repeat" mean
A: https://t.co/hMTwpUSIvx

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rawContent: Summers Pony is Repeating! Summers Pony batting for the Garages. https://t.co/Q0r4ejd8Cl https://t.co/tDyQ8lE3iL

renderedContent: Summers Pony is Repeating! Summers Pony batting for the Garages. reblase.sibr.dev/game/21c6ee8c-… https://t.co/tDyQ8lE3iL

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rawContent: @andrewbecker95 moist talkers

renderedContent: @andrewbecker95 moist talkers

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displayname: Andrew from Brooklyn


rawContent: @septa_lemore first in the ILB's entire history (prior to S9/10 the magic had not yet played against the sunbeams)

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

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rawContent: This is correct — as of S9/10 the Yellowstone Magic are the first team in the ILB to have played against all 19 other teams.

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial hey there! as of this latest game against the Sunbeams, it seems like the Magic may be the first team to play everyone in the ILB, are you able to confirm/deny?

username: thalassarche

displayname: a rare bird

rawDescription: of a feather 🪶 ✧ they/them ✧ queer ✧ caregiver ✧ desert dweller ✧ ffxiv only: @SambaDeChocobo ✧ pfp: Himalayan Monal ✧ I like birds a totally normal amount

location: on the wing

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rawContent: @catacalypto [destroys your home with a giant peanut] wake up play ball

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displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent:
@catacalypto other than a few purely-statistical records, that seems to be it

(btw it's only day 10)

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rawContent: this is either the fastest triple-steal or the slowest home run we've seen https://t.co/rOcEvcZecz https://t.co/Ct4BdwcSZQ

renderedContent: this is either the fastest triple-steal or the slowest home run we've seen reblase.sibr.dev/game/1eefc4f5-… https://t.co/Ct4BdwcSZQ

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rawContent: @Nycteris thank you

renderedContent: @Nycteris thank you

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username: Nycteris

displayname: “Rachel” ⚙


rawContent: @BfWinkler we found emailing sponsors@thegameband.com is a little more effective than asking parker for those kinds of things

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username: BfWinkler

displayname: Nic Winkler


rawContent: can't two faceless twitter accounts simply reminisce about positive things that happened in the grand sport of blaseball without people thinking we're asking for something in return 😤

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial This you? https://t.co/L0hJ5dncKu

displayname: DALE FOREVER

rawDescription: Former Twitter home of the Miami Dale. Ran by @BillyGalant.

location: Miami

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rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball photoshop

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball photoshop

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username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: y'all stop begging the commissioner for blagonballs. it's not like the ILB just keeps them in a filing cabinet ready to hand out at a moment's notice

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rawContent: @george_gone @KC_BreathMints @blaseball probably not

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displayname: George Goblin

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseball glad you agree

renderedContent: @blaseball glad you agree

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rawContent: @blaseball pretty neat, isn't it

renderedContent: @blaseball pretty neat, isn't it

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rawContent: @blaseball hey parker is this anything

renderedContent: @blaseball hey parker is this anything

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rawContent:
SIBR is trying to decide whether a Power Walk is, statistically, a walk + stolen base or some other measure.

If you think someone might know, write their name on the back of a postcard and mail it to:

SIBR
-666 S Grand Ave, Suite 1312
Los Angeli, CA 90071-283i
Immaterial Plane

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rawContent: S9/6, Bottom of 1: Hahn Fox draws a walk. Base Instincts take them directly to second base! https://t.co/0qDEW0zmvr

renderedContent: S9/6, Bottom of 1: Hahn Fox draws a walk. Base Instincts take them directly to second base! reblase.sibr.dev/game/189bb01e-…

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rawContent: The Tigers game on Season 7, Day 88, is particularly interesting: two back-to-back home runs in the 5th inning, followed by three back-to-back-to-back home runs in the 7th inning (Paula Turnip, Spears Taylor, and Usurper Violet).

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rawContent:
Speaking of dingers, the Tacos hit 8 home runs in Day 9, but that doesn't beat the single-game single-team home run record.

The Lovers set the record of 9 in Season 3: https://t.co/P022UEGZnL

The Tigers tied it in Season 7: https://t.co/rzZQBHjrpd

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Speaking of dingers, the Tacos hit 8 home runs in Day 9, but that doesn't beat the single-game single-team home run record.

The Lovers set the record of 9 in Season 3: reblase.sibr.dev/game/334ea4d9-…

The Tigers tied it in Season 7: reblase.sibr.dev/game/adf727bb-…

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rawContent: The previous record of 3 HRs in a single game was held by many players, but most notable in our records was Francisco Preston, who has hit 3 HRs in each of 3 separate games.

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rawContent:
Marco Stink (Kansas City) hit 4 home runs on Season 9, Day 7, a new record in recorded @blaseball history and very likely the history of the game

https://t.co/0AY25HhbX6

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Marco Stink (Kansas City) hit 4 home runs on Season 9, Day 7, a new record in recorded @blaseball history and very likely the history of the game

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rawContent:
"I'm new to Blaseball, what's it like?"

Oh, it's like regular baseball, except the pitcher we brought back from the dead that has been terrorizing the league for two seasons now cannot be stopped from swapping to the opposing team at random. And some other stuff

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rawContent: @internetFionna @BlaseballPro @blaseball either that or "NO"

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displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology

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displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @internetFionna you're not my parent

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rawContent:
@internetFionna i am being told "not if you click the previous day button first"

it is now a Known Bug

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rawContent: @BlaseballPro @internetFionna what

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro @internetFionna what

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rawContent: @internetFionna uh

renderedContent: @internetFionna uh

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rawContent: @internetFionna oops

renderedContent: @internetFionna oops

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rawContent: BREAKING: Jaylen Hotdogfingers is now on the @philly_pies after a Feedback swap. Betsy Trombone was sent to @TheSeaGarages in return. https://t.co/uwqP3TQQar

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displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages


rawContent: JAYLEN HOTDOGFINGERS WORLD TOUR https://t.co/PqhDBY21dt

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We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

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rawContent: @internetFionna good luck, considering NaN's swapped twice already this season 😅

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rawContent: @internetFionna we do! you can see it on https://t.co/wpHRkwZfOs, and you can click on a team to see their full schedule

renderedContent: @internetFionna we do! you can see it on blaseball-reference.com/schedule, and you can click on a team to see their full schedule

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title: Blaseball Schedule - Blaseball-Reference.com

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rawDescription: A Blaseball statistics website. All stats are currently based on incomplete data.

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rawContent:
FAQ

Q: What does "Repeat" mean
A: https://t.co/hMTwpUSIvx

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rawContent: This is due to a hit-by-pitch from Garages pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers

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rawContent: BREAKING: Kennedy Cena is now Repeating. In Reverb weather, they will Repeat. https://t.co/jmkVtWONxH


rawContent: NaN WORLD TOUR https://t.co/0yPu9XA6jW

renderedContent: NaN WORLD TOUR https://t.co/0yPu9XA6jW

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rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

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rawContent: Comfort Septemberish hit for the reverse cycle (2nd in recorded history): https://t.co/GmNY2Gel2j

renderedContent: Comfort Septemberish hit for the reverse cycle (2nd in recorded history): reblase.sibr.dev/game/b3e9c17c-…

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rawContent: The ILB has issued a Severe Weather Warning for the Immaterial Plane https://t.co/1HHqEnKJZT

renderedContent: The ILB has issued a Severe Weather Warning for the Immaterial Plane us17.campaign-archive.com/?u=67054951fd4…

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rawContent: UM. https://t.co/3u2yLNO4Ok

renderedContent: UM. https://t.co/3u2yLNO4Ok

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Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

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The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

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rawContent:
💻🔨 SIBR Technical Operations Update

Reblase now correctly(?) handles Crowvertime. https://t.co/WXUrXjTN0P https://t.co/jAWpQxrPag

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💻🔨 SIBR Technical Operations Update

Reblase now correctly(?) handles Crowvertime. reblase.sibr.dev/game/d8b6e7e6-… https://t.co/jAWpQxrPag

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

renderedDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

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rawContent: [breaks off the safety cover and smashes the big red button labeled "EXTRAPOLATE"] https://t.co/dJRcmBNodl

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rawContent: I hardly think a few birds are going to bring about the end of the world.

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rawContent: SIBR has concluded its investigation and we are getting out of Breckenridge before the weather gets worse.

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