rawContent: “i quit”

renderedContent: “i quit”

username: ILBLootcrates

displayname: Lōotcrates

rawDescription: Here are presented the results of the enquiry carried out by Lōotcrates, Official Historian of Internet League Blaseball

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent: "good hunch"

renderedContent: "good hunch"

renderedDescription: Here are presented the results of the enquiry carried out by Lōotcrates, Official Historian of Internet League Blaseball

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App


rawContent: "Chorby Soul is named an MVP."

renderedContent: "Chorby Soul is named an MVP."


rawContent: "SMASH"

renderedContent: "SMASH"


rawContent: "herring"

renderedContent: "herring"


rawContent: "Now Wake Up and Play Ball!"

renderedContent: "Now Wake Up and Play Ball!"


rawContent:
"STEP RIGHT UP
TRY YOUR LUCK
THE MIDWAY BECKONS
MATCHES PRIZED"


rawContent: "Liquid Friend XII senses a Deep Darkness..."


rawContent: "Liquid Friend X senses a Deep Darkness..."


rawContent: "Liquid Friend IV senses a Deep Darkness..."


rawContent: "A solitary peanut rolls onto the field. Nobody cares."


rawContent: "Liquid Friend XIII senses a Deep Darkness..."


rawContent:
"EMERGENCY ALERT
BREACH DETECTED
FLOOD WARNING
THE COIN FLIPS
OVER UNDER
UNDER OVER
IMMATERIA MATERIA
NEW CHALLENGERS SURFACE"


rawContent: "kinda in over my head here"

renderedContent: "kinda in over my head here"


rawContent: "The Jazz Hands Attracted Liquid Friend!"


rawContent: Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED STATIC"


rawContent: Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHO


rawContent: "Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan


rawContent: "Chorby Short is happy to be home."

renderedContent: "Chorby Short is happy to be home."


rawContent:
"CONSUMERS ATTACK
CHORBY SOUL"

renderedContent:
"CONSUMERS ATTACK
CHORBY SOUL"


rawContent: "overwhelm"

renderedContent: "overwhelm"


rawContent: "herring"


rawContent: "An Umpire Appeared."

renderedContent: "An Umpire Appeared."


rawContent: "Oscar Dollie batting for the Magic."

renderedContent: "Oscar Dollie batting for the Magic."


rawContent: "also who are the data witches"

renderedContent: "also who are the data witches"


rawContent:
"GEARS TURNED
ELEMENTS TABLED
FABRICATION
CRAFTING LEGENDS
LOVE ETERNAL
BATTERS' BOXES OPEN"


rawContent: "somebody better do something"

renderedContent: "somebody better do something"


rawContent: "Play Ball!"

renderedContent: "Play Ball!"


rawContent: "Uncle Plasma entered the Crime Scene at The Meadow to Investigate..."


rawContent:
"SALMON CANNONS FIRE
CONSUMER EXPELLED"

renderedContent:
"SALMON CANNONS FIRE
CONSUMER EXPELLED"


rawContent:
"THUD!
UNCLE PLASMA IV AVOCADO TOASTED A CONSUMER!"


rawContent: "Five Bases were Placed."

renderedContent: "Five Bases were Placed."


rawContent:
"WHAMMO!
LIQUID FRIEND II DROPKICKED A CONSUMER!"


rawContent:
"Uncle Plasma III senses foul play.
Silvaire Roadhouse is intentionally walked."


rawContent: "[TUMBLEWEED SOUNDS]"

renderedContent: "[TUMBLEWEED SOUNDS]"


rawContent:
"Kelvin Drumsolo hits a Triple!
Kelvin Drumsolo scores!
Kelvin Drumsolo scores!
Kelvin Drumsolo scores!"


rawContent: "Wyatt Mason IV sensed something fishy."


rawContent: "Liquid Friend had a Hunch..."

renderedContent: "Liquid Friend had a Hunch..."


rawContent: "Bad Beat, Tad Seeth"

renderedContent: "Bad Beat, Tad Seeth"


rawContent: "Liquid Friend feels like they missed something."


rawContent: "Liquid Friend sensed something fishy."

renderedContent: "Liquid Friend sensed something fishy."


rawContent: "Uncle Plasma needs help from a Friend..."


rawContent: "Uncle Plasma found a lead... traces of coffee at The Choux."


rawContent: "Uncle Plasma has a sinking feeling..."

renderedContent: "Uncle Plasma has a sinking feeling..."


rawContent: "Uncle Plasma had a Hunch..."

renderedContent: "Uncle Plasma had a Hunch..."


rawContent: "Someone's keeping Secrets...but who?"

renderedContent: "Someone's keeping Secrets...but who?"


rawContent: "Where'd you Go, Friendo?"

renderedContent: "Where'd you Go, Friendo?"


rawContent: "Uncle Plasma feels like they missed something."


rawContent: "Liquid Friend III sensed something fishy."


rawContent: "Uncle Plasma II sensed something fishy."


rawContent: "Sun 1 was Forged by Namerifeht."

renderedContent: "Sun 1 was Forged by Namerifeht."


rawContent: "The Alaskan Immortals joined Ultra League Blaseball!"


rawContent: "How about a round of applause for Our League Historian!"


rawContent: “Kurt Crueller batting for the Magic.”

renderedContent: “Kurt Crueller batting for the Magic.”


rawContent:
“Chorby Soul is Unstable!
A Debt was collected.
Rogue Umpire incinerated Chorby Soul!
They're replaced by Trinity Smaht.
The Instability chains to Luis Acevedo!”


rawContent: “i made fries”

renderedContent: “i made fries”


rawContent: "Chorby Short hits a 2-run home run!"

renderedContent: "Chorby Short hits a 2-run home run!"


rawContent: “wait what”

renderedContent: “wait what”


rawContent: "A solitary peanut rolls onto the field. Nobody cares."


rawContent:
"IN THE STACKS
RECORDS SET
SECRETS SPILLED
TALES SPUN
YOU WILL REMEMBER BEFORE"


rawContent: "Chorby Short is happy to be home."

renderedContent: "Chorby Short is happy to be home."


rawContent:
"FROM THE VAULT
THE CHEST UNLOCKS
COMMUNAL RELICS
RELICS FLOAT DOWNSTREAM
BEATING HEARTS
HANDS OUTSTRETCHED
EYES ON THE PRIZE"


rawContent: "Tiana Wheeler batting for the Magic."

renderedContent: "Tiana Wheeler batting for the Magic."


rawContent: "Peanut Bong"

renderedContent: "Peanut Bong"


rawContent: "Rogue Umpire incinerated Chorby Soul!"

renderedContent: "Rogue Umpire incinerated Chorby Soul!"


rawContent: "Chorby Soul entered the Hall of Flame."


rawContent: "Chorby Soul"

renderedContent: "Chorby Soul"


rawContent:
"Chorby Soul is Unstable!
A Debt was collected.
Rogue Umpire incinerated Chorby Soul!
They're replaced by Mikan Hammer.
The Instability chains to Alaynabella Hollywood!"


rawContent: "they sent the fish back"

renderedContent: "they sent the fish back"


rawContent: "OVER AND OUT"

renderedContent: "OVER AND OUT"


rawContent: "We know you're doing your best"

renderedContent: "We know you're doing your best"


rawContent: "You just tell Us what you need."

renderedContent: "You just tell Us what you need."


rawContent: "Help Us help you"

renderedContent: "Help Us help you"


rawContent: "hello"

renderedContent: "hello"


rawContent: "liquid friend"

renderedContent: "liquid friend"


rawContent: "uncle plasma"

renderedContent: "uncle plasma"


rawContent: "We're loving it!"

renderedContent: "We're loving it!"


rawContent:
"The Enquiry Resumes."
"A First Day Opens"
"Bearing Gifts."