rawContent: @Kidror19 he's only saying this because we are losing! if we were winning he wouldn't be saying this!!!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Kidror


rawContent: We're only bad atm because we got unlucky with the random generation this circuit. last randomly-generated circuit we were very good and won a well-deserved championship on merit alone!

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App

rawContent: cant believe im better at blaseball than the crabs https://t.co/FaVJ9SdNUm

username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal

rawDescription: Founder and creative director of @thegameband, makers of @wherecardsfall and @blaseball. he/him

text: thegameband.com

source: Twitter for iPad

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPad


rawContent: @cryptids_pit @wayslidecool @blaseball Flooding that washes people elsewhere is, unfortunately, quite common :(

renderedDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android

displayname: Carmen

username: wayslidecool

displayname: 🦑 it's jasmine!! 🐙

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: They should add a voting system to Halo that lets players decide the development direction of the game. It works for Blaseball so it should work for lesser esports too!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tsawac short circuits is great but I miss the Saturday crabitat debates where the strategy-minded "spiky" faction forms consensus with the lore-minded "shiny" faction on which is the strategically best, most narratively acceptable horrible move. then we miss our target wills anyway

text: blaseball.boston

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸


rawContent: The Crabs are only bad because we lose more games than we win. When we start winning more games than we lose, then you'll be sorry!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: My Blaseball sponsorship request was denied again. Apparently i'm "not allowed" to use the word Fuck in the blessing name. Your loss! I'll take my Performance Enhancing Little Fuckers elsewhere

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Famous batter for The Baltimore Crabs

renderedContent: Famous batter for The Baltimore Crabs

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: 🦀 Jessica https://t.co/97GLcuYsOq

renderedContent: 🦀 Jessica https://t.co/97GLcuYsOq

username: BugsWthNamesBot

displayname: Bugs With Names Bot 🪲

rawDescription: 🤖 An automated bot that generates random memes of bugs with names 🦗🪲 • How to use: https://t.co/bNzGueBAGA

renderedDescription: 🤖 An automated bot that generates random memes of bugs with names 🦗🪲 • How to use: twitter.com/bugswthnamesbo…

text: twitter.com/bugswthnamesbo…

location: Support me:

text: paypal.me/chriscmwaa

description: Automated

longDescription: Automated by @chriscmwa

source: the bugs with names bot

sourceLabel: the bugs with names bot


rawContent: @winterion riv Tillman

renderedContent: @winterion riv Tillman

text: blaseball.boston

username: winterion

displayname: Daniel Greenberg


rawContent: welcome to the Frozen Sea division https://t.co/JNFPTLQqqD

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: More like Caves of Crud! Ha ha. But all jokes aside please support Blaseball sponsors, I still eat a spoonful of YES PLZ coffee every morning during my zombies run

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Dunno why everyone thinks the new schedule confusing. It's simple! Crabs play 1 game on, then 1 game off, then 2 on. Then 1 off then 3 /1 3, /1 1 /1 1, then a full 3 off and a final 1 on. Easy! Then we break for 4 days

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Blaseball is back for 2 weeks, and it's easier than ever to join! Just head to https://t.co/M5NLPCxksZ and select the Crab 🦀 emoji! If you select any other emoji you will die in real life!

renderedContent: Blaseball is back for 2 weeks, and it's easier than ever to join! Just head to blaseball.com and select the Crab 🦀 emoji! If you select any other emoji you will die in real life!

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @LiquidFriendBC what is snow men

renderedContent: @LiquidFriendBC what is snow men

text: blaseball.boston

username: LiquidFriendBC

displayname: Liquid Friend


rawContent: We are currently #1 in the Frozen Sea division! Manifesting Snow Crabs Championship 🦀❄🙏 https://t.co/aRpInZGiv6

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If you look very closely at this graphic, you will notice 3 "peanut" like shapes above the logo. In my opinion this confirms the fan theory that they're finally adding peanuts to the game!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Season’s Greetings. 11am Eastern, 8am Pacific 🩸⚾ https://t.co/rEB0rDLxl8

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent: oh shit

renderedContent: oh shit

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @axel_hexed oh yeah that's the good stuff

text: blaseball.boston

username: AxeledCore


rawContent: Crabs winning a 7th championship? Pffftt.... Maybe when the seas freeze over and the skies melt 😂

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SaLeah_ They really helped rally the league against a common enemy. Pretty cool

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: 🐌SaLeah🎸


rawContent: @anacrusisnt @blaseball @HadesBlaseball Oh cool!

text: blaseball.boston

username: anacrusisnt

displayname: beck barnes 🐀

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @anacrusisnt @blaseball @HadesBlaseball That's a tiger (animal) from the Hades Tigers! 😮

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: during Blaseball off-season I simply picture the average fan in my head and imagine them saying the worst possible takes and it makes me really really mad and i start pacing around the apartment yelling "you can't say that! You can't say that!". Almost as good as the real thing

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It was a difficult year. But you understood the assignment. You are the main character of your own movie, and this is the soundtrack. Your most played song this year was: Carcinization Hypnosis Part 7 w/ Ambient Baseball Noises [SFW] [ENG]  [ASMR]

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @GodHotland honestly, i'm not sure Tot Fox cares either way. but it's a fun tradition for the kids!

text: blaseball.boston

username: GodHotland


rawContent: this tweet brought to you by Waystar Tillco

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Reminiscing about the old days of Blaseball. Discipline era, Expansion era. My fav girlboss still alive. Different times, different times indeed. Better times? Not... not for everyone...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Every holiday season children around the world put out saucers of milk and cookies in an attempt to bribe Tot Fox not to kill the sun again

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: have you heard the good news? tot fox killed the sun

displayname: stephen

rawDescription: narrative director @gardensdevs 🌳 | game designer @blaseball🩸⚾ | motion pictures @ofconfusion

text: gardens.dev


rawContent: @BOS_flowers oh yeah

renderedContent: @BOS_flowers oh yeah

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: The Boston Flowers have Returned. 🌹


rawContent: @thegameband im free this year! otherwise I can only do 2025 at the earliest (sorry!)

text: blaseball.boston

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: It's nice to live in a city that has at least one hugely successful sports franchise. Dunno how I'd cope if all the Baltimore teams were bad!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: tweet like blaseball is real

renderedContent: tweet like blaseball is real

username: hellmouthblase

displayname: ☀Hellmouth Sunbeams☀

rawDescription: Twitter of the Hellmouth Sunbeams! Fan-run account. Stare into the sun!


rawContent: @thegameband which year?

renderedContent: @thegameband which year?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: A whole team of crabs? From Baltimore?? Hmm.. seems pretty "sus" to me! (Among Us reference)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Every new circuit is an opportunity for change. Maybe next season the Crabs will be bad!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If you see me in public pouring live crabs from a sack into the ventilation system of a Red Lobster do NOT approach me or you WILL get crabbed! And not in the fun way!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Watching The Matrix Trilogy and I'm getting a lot of Blaseball vibes from this, like maybe the movie creators are fans? 🥺

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballDay That's us! We are The Baltimore Crabs!

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballDay

displayname: This Day in Blaseball History


rawContent: Cannot believe I missed this momentous annual event 🦀😭 https://t.co/VgU31rPWUt

renderedContent: Cannot believe I missed this momentous annual event 🦀😭 twitter.com/BlaseballDay/s…

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/BlaseballDay/s…

rawContent:
On November 23, 2020, one year ago today, the Baltimore Crabs ranked first on a PC Gamer ranking article named, “The Crabs of PC Gaming, Ranked” with a “Crab Score” of 95.
https://t.co/qtZwHEG8ke

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On November 23, 2020, one year ago today, the Baltimore Crabs ranked first on a PC Gamer ranking article named, “The Crabs of PC Gaming, Ranked” with a “Crab Score” of 95.
pcgamer.com/the-crabs-of-p…

rawDescription: Significant Events in Blaseball from a year ago today.

location: pfp from game-icons.net

text: pcgamer.com/the-crabs-of-p…

title: The crabs of PC gaming, ranked

description: Which PC gaming crab will claw its way to the top of our rankings?

username: pcgamer

displayname: PC Gamer

rawDescription: The global authority on PC games.

renderedDescription: The global authority on PC games.

text: pcgamer.com

description: Official

text: pcgamer.com

description: Official


rawContent: The next Short Circuit begins on the final day of Hanukkah. No great insights here, I just think that's neat

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @brachycrab *wins 7th championship* "umm... THAT happened!"

text: blaseball.boston

username: brachycrab

displayname: brachyura 🦀


rawContent: "Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!"

renderedContent: "Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!"

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Mario movie co-producer Chris Meledandri says Chris Pratt won't be using Mario's usual accent, and that his chosen voice is "phenomenal". https://t.co/LVeXda87xq https://t.co/AKCUq4WQpu

renderedContent: Mario movie co-producer Chris Meledandri says Chris Pratt won't be using Mario's usual accent, and that his chosen voice is "phenomenal". bit.ly/3CPg2mB https://t.co/AKCUq4WQpu

username: IGN

displayname: IGN

rawDescription:
We're all about video games, movies, TV, and comics!

Ragnarok is coming, so keep an eye on https://t.co/u0Mm9FEj1J for all your walkthrough needs!

renderedDescription:
We're all about video games, movies, TV, and comics!

Ragnarok is coming, so keep an eye on IGN.com for all your walkthrough needs!

text: IGN.com

text: ign.com

description: Official

source: Sprout Social

sourceLabel: Sprout Social


rawContent: @Rosvo11 down

renderedContent: @Rosvo11 down

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Rosvo1 🦀


rawContent: At the end of every season the two worst teams should be made to kiss and the worst kisser gets relegated

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @corpserevivers hell yeah claws up!!!

renderedContent: @corpserevivers hell yeah claws up!!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: corpserevivers

displayname: marn @ WIFE CITY


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ pog

renderedContent: @_stephenbell_ pog

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: pulling a blaseball out my bulging jacket pocket and grating it over my spaghetti until the waiter physically drags me out the restaurant while i yell "i have dietary restrictions! i have dietary restrictions!" I did not get the job

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Taking a big bite out of a blaseball like its an apple, chewing it painfully while saying "mmmm yummy yummy splorts fruit in my tummy tummy" while the rest of the subway car awkwardly try not to make eye contact

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball year! year! year!

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball year! year! year!

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: i haven't won a single bet this week. awful system!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I mean, this one is basically canon...

renderedContent: I mean, this one is basically canon...

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Flooding Weather is ACTUALLY the BALTIMORE CRABS...

username: MlatPlat

displayname: MlatPlat 🏆🩳

rawDescription: the HOTTEST Glame Theories, STRAIGHT from the Vault, RIGHT onto your timeline!!! (by @AReblase, DM for suggestions)

location: THLANKS FOR WLATCHING

source: Cheap Bots, Done Quick!

sourceLabel: Cheap Bots, Done Quick!


rawContent: Missed opportunity to have the Season 2 championship end on literal Christmas Day, and all it would have cost is a lot of people's cherished holiday time. ez trade-off

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
A new Circuit is coming. Our next Short Circuit begins December 6 and will run until December 19.

The weather forecast predicts Snow. ❄

rawDescription: Making games that reflect the world we live in. @wherecardsfall is out now on Switch and PC. We apparently made @blaseball but don’t remember doing it.

location: The Immaterial Plane

text: thegameband.com


rawContent: The players of the Gamma 2 circuit received 2 weeks of love and adoration from another reality that ended as suddenly as it began. How lonely must it be to play in Gamma 2 Season 3, broadcast interrupted, stands empty, quietly throwing and hitting the ball for nobody

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Wow! According to the stats roundup, I placed 174 bets this circuit and all of them were (quoting website) "completely fucked"!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AvgJoeBaker My custom license plate says CLAWSUP

text: blaseball.boston

username: AvgJoeBaker

displayname: Justin


rawContent: @seascraperr @BlaseballCares how did Sun 1 collapse into a black hole?

text: blaseball.boston

username: seascraperr

displayname: avatar of the dumbass #blacklivesmatter

username: BlaseballCares

displayname: Blaseball Cares


rawContent: It's Election Day. Avoid the discourse beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballPolls okay thanks! i'll borrow my girlfriend's card and buy 3 copies just to be safe 🙏

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballPolls

displayname: Blaseball Polls


rawContent: Just bought 2 copies of Where Cards Fall from the Blaseball site at the same time and it charged my card $199,919.99 😭 My bank wont stop calling me!!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tediousdullard Yes, its name is Yacht. It is an Azimut Grande Trideck painted in that one shade of black that absorbs all light, confusing coastguards

text: blaseball.boston

username: tediousdullard

displayname: Kids rule UK


rawContent: @blaseball good luck bestie

renderedContent: @blaseball good luck bestie

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: I'm actually glad we got swept out the Playoffs in Round 1. I was super worried I'd have to cancel my Big Cool VIP Yacht Party tomorrow! All the big cool VIPs will be there, it's on a Yacht. Did you not get an invite? I sent them to everyone on the "Not a Big Nerd" List, weird!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: This "first to 2 wins (instead of 3 wins)" bug is a serious problem! Last season when we were winning it was cool, but now we are losing and it has become very bad! Must triage ASAP! unless we somehow win 2, then its okay!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If I was the Commissioner of Blaseball, I would simply get the postseason bracket correct first time. Not hard!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: ⚾🩸THE STAGE IS SET🩸⚾ https://t.co/Bdh4g4kv7f

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball Wow!

renderedContent: @blaseball Wow!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Thanks to the sim for making it so I can just RT last week's content instead of posting new stuff!

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @GreytideSkye Wow!

renderedContent: @GreytideSkye Wow!

text: blaseball.boston

username: GreytideSkye

displayname: Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise


rawContent: Alongside the "season champions" bet, the devs should add a "first team to Party Time" bet

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Baltimore Crabs have won more than any team I actually support irl. My most successful sports fandom is... the Crabs in Blaseball......

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @onelaureldane pronounced with a hard C "Ch" sound

text: blaseball.boston

username: onelaureldane

displayname: Laureldane, a +1 potato of France 🍟


rawContent: Chiclawgo Finals Rematch

renderedContent: Chiclawgo Finals Rematch

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Blaseball is the first ever Video-Game to have Fans make Art! They call it "fan art" for short. Other games could learn a lot form this!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @spaghetasaur oooo rude oooooo!

renderedContent: @spaghetasaur oooo rude oooooo!

text: blaseball.boston

username: spaghetasaur

displayname: cam winter, mardu enjoyer


rawContent: Why does not the most powerful team not simply eat the least most powerful team? Swallow hole! Does not make any sense to meee!

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @wherecardsfall The Baltimore Crabs win the Season 1 Championship! If I win, please write the code on a piece of paper and throw it in the garbage! Do NOT give it to charity, only garbage!

text: blaseball.boston

username: wherecardsfall

displayname: Where Cards Fall


rawContent: @blaseball @wherecardsfall a touching story of a person revisiting their past, a history of ghosts, copies of copies in a world of obscure card-based rules that somewhat resembles our own. is this relatable Parker?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SaLeah_ We're complicit in murder! So random xD

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: 🐌SaLeah🎸


rawContent: Only 20XX kids will get this!! 😂🎤⚡ https://t.co/6DAXpFCcqI

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If your favorite Short Circuit Gamma 2 players aren't lucky enough to make the playoffs, don't worry! There's always next season! 🙂

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Valdevia_Art @StupidityVortex we all make mistakes on the pathway to true crab

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 🦟

username: StupidityVortex

displayname: Ian Fletcher


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball 🥺🥺🙏💖❤🔥🥺🙏🎉✨💖💖🥺

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball 🥺🥺🙏💖❤🔥🥺🙏🎉✨💖💖🥺

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I bought 5,000,000 steam keys for Where Cards Fall off the Blaseball website using my mom's credit card. my account now has so many small cosmetic badges that if you load try to load the page it bricks your device, your electricity meter explodes. This Is How The Crabs Win!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball Sending love to Pies fans tonight for losing such a thought-provoking puzzle game 🦀🙏💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @sunsetkite @ManHoneyMoney i think we'd remember that!!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: sunsetkite

displayname: kite

username: ManHoneyMoney

displayname: CFHS | Tyler Crosscheck


rawContent: @ManHoneyMoney there are good non-sus crabs names. your Tillmans, your Nagomis. the big brain play would be calling them Kennedy Loser Jr

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
"Nagomi Mcdaniel, now there was a crab who could hit the ball. I wish you could have seen her play, little Tillman."
"wow!! can we visit the old Crabitat ground where you worked some day??"
"maybe one day kid... maybe one day.."

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If The Baltimore Crabs win S2 of this Circuit, having already agreed to name my child something crabs-related, I will also talk to them about my Blaseball memories as if they were an IRL sport until they're old enough to realize it's actually a weird video game from years ago

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@blaseball @wherecardsfall >Grey was known across the ILB as a “must play,”

the sim did not agree 😭

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TheSplortsHub https://t.co/MFSIXewZHD

renderedContent: @TheSplortsHub https://t.co/MFSIXewZHD

text: blaseball.boston

username: TheSplortsHub

displayname: The Splorts Hub


text: blaseball.boston

username: emfring

displayname: Em Fring, sleepy


rawContent: @tacoblaseball @PinataPsychic Inside the shell of the crab resides the ghost of a scared working class English child who wants a fictional authoritative divine monarch to say everything is okay

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos

username: PinataPsychic

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden


rawContent: The ultimate goal of Blaseball Twitter is to become unscrupulous. if you are remotely scrupulous, in possession of even a meagre handful of scruples, you do not belong here.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Born too late to enjoy the Discipline
Born too early to explore the Redemption
Born just in time to CIRCUIT these SHORTS baby CLAWS UP! 🦀❤🔥

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PinataPsychic it's pretty close to that but it's posh english

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @clip_ny @BlaseballNews : )

renderedContent: @clip_ny @BlaseballNews : )

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Clip Clipperson, Blaseball Reporter

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent:
Season.. uh.. gamma 1? 1.1?
ELECTION ROUNDUP!

We won More Fingers! Our pitchers have more claws, yay!

Grapefruit Walnut has Strike Blood, giving them the Fourth Strike mod. As #1 in Lineup, every first crab inning will open with a reeaally annoying at-bat! As it should be!! https://t.co/TPouOhlxJl

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's Election Day. Avoid the discourse beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball that actually sounds pretty good

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: if we also win next season it'll get REALLY funny

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Loudly Fucking Around in an alternate universe broadcast for 2 weeks, then quietly changing the channel to avoid Finding Out

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @corpserevivers cool name tbh

renderedContent: @corpserevivers cool name tbh

text: blaseball.boston

username: corpserevivers

displayname: marn @ WIFE CITY


rawContent: uh oh! https://t.co/ugzQ5qm6sv

renderedContent: uh oh! https://t.co/ugzQ5qm6sv

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @samrosenthal Claws Up!

renderedContent: @samrosenthal Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston

username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball never underestimate the Crabs commitment to the bit

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @DwnDogs oh yeah

renderedContent: @DwnDogs oh yeah

text: blaseball.boston

username: DwnDogs

displayname: Downward Dogs


rawContent: As a wedding gift to ourselves, we've decided They count https://t.co/YoN15ryav0

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @blaseball @wherecardsfall the ceremony is over! thank you for attending our Chiclawgo Wedding! The reception is open to all, bar is open (no limit) and DJ is playing exclusively cringe wedding songs, go wild!!! ❤🔥

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

displayname: Where Cards Fall


rawContent: 6 rings baybeeeee!!! And we couldn't have done it without our beautiful spouse @ChiBlaseball 🦀❤🔥 https://t.co/EqhYGbgIY4

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballPolls algorithm nailed it

renderedContent: @BlaseballPolls algorithm nailed it

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballPolls

displayname: Blaseball Polls


rawContent: @blaseball they're not wins or losses, they're lifelong vows. nobody can lose tonight

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: blasting the cringest wedding playlists I can find on spotify while listening to a commentator live cast the Crabs x FF Chiclawgo Finals, we have peaked, this is the end goal of human civilization

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball :' )

renderedContent: @blaseball :' )

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: commiserations to garages and spies who played great games , gg! y'all are invited to the wedding + reception. we have seated you together on one of the few good tables (not covered in writhing crab or fire) https://t.co/RVVEHPPBWP

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball this is the most cursed 'Play Song Radio' ever

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ @ch00beh @samrosenthal hey i think i know those guys

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: stephen

displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball https://t.co/dcwfPAXN4X

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball https://t.co/dcwfPAXN4X

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Dearly Beloved, family and friends, rivals and lovers, dead gods and alive commissioners, discourse hogs and data witches, feral crabs 🦀 and flaming bastards 🔥 old and new...

the bar is open
the vows are writ
the vibes are rancid

Welcome to A Chiclawgo Wedding 💒❤🔥 https://t.co/bpBxmjyA3y

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rawContent: Yeah idk how to explain how ridiculous this postseason has been. FF came back from 0-7 to win in the 8th inning. Then they came back from 0-6 to win AGAIN and won the set. we stan a spicy fiancée

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rawContent:
I cannot express how electric that game was, Chicago coming ALIVE in the seventh inning to come back from a HUGE DEFICET TO WIN

THIS IS BLASEBALL
THIS IS THE DREAM

CHICLAWGO IS ALIVE AND WELL

rawDescription: The official, official account of the Chicago Firefighters Blaseball team. We are from Chicago. #WAFC #WeAreFromChicago

location: Chicago, IL

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rawContent: crab swin. See you soon @ChiBlaseball ❤🔥 https://t.co/fDgrKrTwyj

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rawContent: oh shit oh fuck oh shit fuck shit.. it cannot be stopped! we manifested too hard! prepare your nice outfits and speeches, its open bar and open hearts at the CHICLAWGO WEDDING!!! 🦀❤🔥🔥 https://t.co/wUdVSU2eFQ

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rawContent: step 1 complete #chiclawgo https://t.co/CnMiasZhKx

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball Setting up the tables for the reception as we speak... https://t.co/eeChQ5jxxj

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rawContent: It's nice to have a couple seasons where Blaseball is stripped back to its fundamentals. The main fundamental being "crabs win"

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rawContent: @blaseball that's us! we are The Baltimore Crabs!

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rawContent: Save the Date you little fuckers! ❤🔥

renderedContent: Save the Date you little fuckers! ❤🔥

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rawContent: I'm letting you all know now that if chiclawgo makes finals you WILL be invited to a wedding get your formalwear ready

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball im not saying the game band should juice the sim so that blessed matrimony can happen but im not NOT saying that the game band should juice the sim so that blessed matrimony can happen

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball gg tigers! thankfully the 2 games we won were very legitimate wins that we definitely didn't scrape by on

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: Some people say the Crabs are unfairly advantaged by the sim and by bugs, but if you look at the numbers— *puts finger to ear* —this just in, the Crabs have swept a 'first to 3' set in 2 games...

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rawContent: It is August 2020, I am watching the Crabs in the playoffs. I wonder how long this all will last. It is November 2021, I am watching the Crabs in the playoffs. I wonder how long this all will last. It is July 2022, I am watching the Crabs in the playoffs. I wonder how long this—

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rawContent: Manifesting Chiclawgo Final 🙏 No Matter Who Wins, Everyone Else Loses! 🦀🔥 https://t.co/QQfWvz2wOk

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball no problem friend, we appreciate you waiting for us

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @YourFriendSar @blaseball @wherecardsfall yes.... yessss.....

text: blaseball.boston

username: YourFriendSar

displayname: Sar, Your Friend

username: wherecardsfall


rawContent: @blaseball @wherecardsfall CLINCHED LIQUID https://t.co/nZvUDAWltW

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @greg_p_kennedy funnily enough we stopped being good right after he posted that tweet but we've somehow scuttled in at the last second, same as it ever was

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Greg Kennedy


rawContent: It's cool that Short Circuits gives smaller less successful teams a chance to win it all in the playoffs. teams like the Hades Tigers and The Baltimore Crabs https://t.co/kpPycb238G

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: early election guidance: VOTE to PLUNDER NAGOMI MCDANIEL

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rawContent: Are the Crabs winning at Blaseball? Not physically...

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rawContent: @blaseball @wherecardsfall He said it!!! That's a wrap all other teams, thanks 4 playing 🙏🦀 https://t.co/u7NHyywjRj

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rawContent: If you hate The Game Band and want to punish them, DO not BUY their last game Where Cards Fall now available on Steam EGS and Switch! Buying this game gives devs money (eww) and if you buy on blaseball dot com you get a special badge. I want to vomit! https://t.co/feeqM2xNBz

renderedContent: If you hate The Game Band and want to punish them, DO not BUY their last game Where Cards Fall now available on Steam EGS and Switch! Buying this game gives devs money (eww) and if you buy on blaseball dot com you get a special badge. I want to vomit! twitter.com/wherecardsfall…

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rawContent: Where Cards Fall is now available on @Steam, @EpicGames and Nintendo Switch @NintendoAmerica! A dreamlike journey of 50 unique, spatial puzzles awaits…https://t.co/ntKMpHtcMw https://t.co/0j93bJNPM5

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A dreamlike journey...
by @thegameband & @builtbysnowman. Available now on Switch, PC and Apple Arcade. https://t.co/DYLFM3IMYi

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A dreamlike journey...
by @thegameband & @builtbysnowman. Available now on Switch, PC and Apple Arcade. apple.co/-CardsFall

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username: Steam

displayname: Steam

username: EpicGames

displayname: Epic Games Store

username: NintendoAmerica

displayname: Nintendo of America


rawContent: @TheOnion Been there, done that.

renderedContent: @TheOnion Been there, done that.

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: TheOnion

displayname: The Onion


rawContent: RIV Emily Friendo, who certainly was a player for The Baltimore Crabs. We will miss your fun name, and your ability to hit or throw the ball ❤🔥🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MechanicsRadio lots of teams have a betting pool going on with various setups. Crabs one is on Crabitat discord (strategy channels are crabs-fans-only)

text: blaseball.boston

username: MechanicsRadio


rawContent: Don't think of it as "forming a combo betting pool to ensure 1 person wins". Think of it as "guaranteeing 63 people will lose." 😈

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rawContent: @blaseballscarv 👀🙏

renderedContent: @blaseballscarv 👀🙏

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseballscarv

displayname: sandie carver!


rawContent: Wood got set ablaze. Jam was boiled. Then Balsa burned. Im NOT saying there's a pattern, but we're 3 for 3 on flammable names this season...

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
We can now confirm reports of the sudden loss of Jazz Hands star Balsa Sprinter. Balsa lived fast and died young, running away with the hearts of Fans everywhere. In Balsa’s honor, run don’t walk to grab @wherecardsfall, out tomorrow on Switch+ PC!🩸⚾
https://t.co/DLmHa6jdZS

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We can now confirm reports of the sudden loss of Jazz Hands star Balsa Sprinter. Balsa lived fast and died young, running away with the hearts of Fans everywhere. In Balsa’s honor, run don’t walk to grab @wherecardsfall, out tomorrow on Switch+ PC!🩸⚾
blaseball.com/purchase

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title: BLASEBALL

description: Baseball at your mercy

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rawContent: A family can be anything. A mom and a dad. a single parent. 2 dads/moms. 3 loving parents. 64 people in a guaranteed-win 6 team combo betting pool. All are valid! 🦀💖

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rawContent: @marcusnoble terrible strategy

renderedContent: @marcusnoble terrible strategy

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username: marcusnoble

displayname: Marcus Noble


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rawContent: Blaseball is currently in 'gamma' because *waluigi voice* Nyeeeh! I'm-a gamma win!

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews ❤🔥 CRANK ❤🔥 THAT ❤🔥 DIAL! ❤🔥

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: This one goes out to the fans. the betters. the chancers. the artists, and singers, and writers. the bimbos, himbos + thembos. the little shits. the absolute worst people you ever met. the people you wouldn't help out if they fell down an open manhole. The Baltimore Crabs.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tediousdullard You only have more wins because you won more games. If you won less games you wouldn't have so many wins!

text: blaseball.boston

username: tediousdullard

displayname: Kids rule UK


rawContent: If your fav team isn't doing so well this season, we recommend having a better set of randomly generated players. Ones who are really good at playing Blaseball. Not hard!

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Wow! Blaseball is being made into a movie, and Chris Pratt is voicing Parker! He's so cool

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Each game there are 12 matches with 2 outcomes. That's 2^12 or 4096 possible outcomes. This account has 5k followers, if every single follower picks a different 12 team combo bet outcome, 1 of us is guaranteed to win. Welcome to the Crabstack Mafia 🦀⚠ (not a pyramid scheme)

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rawContent: Only half true

renderedContent: Only half true

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rawContent: #blaseball Short Circuits is a fun way to imagine what would happen if the timelines were entirely different https://t.co/Y7vmZHR3zW

username: kdubyalt

displayname: blaseball kdubya

rawDescription: he/him. blaseball alt. kcbm rep. part of Good Will Hunting, a series where we analyze the results of Blaseball's Will Elections.

text: goodwillhuntin.medium.com


rawContent: @kdubyalt Half true

renderedContent: @kdubyalt Half true

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rawContent: If you're having trouble making money/votes this season, the trick is to choose teams who win games. If you only choose teams who  win, you will get more votes! If you choose teams that lose you will not gain votes, oof. Pretty simple! DMs are open

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rawContent: @blaseball wow riv i guess!

renderedContent: @blaseball wow riv i guess!

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: You're welcome.

renderedContent: You're welcome.

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rawContent:
#BLASEBALLUPDATE:

The Death Mints. have the first incineration of the season. https://t.co/YF7ab0bYg9

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The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

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The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

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location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl Not yet!

renderedContent: @AtlantisBlasebl Not yet!

text: blaseball.boston

username: AtlantisBlasebl

displayname: 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱


rawContent: The days of the week in Blaseball should be renamed after the Gods (e.g Thursday = Thor's Day). so like Squiday, Lootday, Milfday etc

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @WeekInBlaseball same as it ever was

renderedContent: @WeekInBlaseball same as it ever was

text: blaseball.boston

username: WeekInBlaseball

displayname: This Week In Blaseball Podcast


rawContent: Are Short Circuits Championship wins real Championship wins? Do they count the same as Discipline/Expansion Era wins? Personally I think it depends on which team wins them and how crab-like said team is

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: "In this season of Short Circuits, we're testing what would happen if we made you fall in love with players then killed them at a faster rate than ever before!"

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rawContent: Turn the dial up, cowards https://t.co/k8mnHQnorI

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: By writing a detailed Developer Log about iterative improvements and short-scale feature tests, The Game Band have once again proven that they are video game developers.

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Short Circuits Developer Log #1 just dropped. Check it out to learn more about the changes we're testing this Short Circuit.

https://t.co/ORrBxODN71

renderedContent:
Short Circuits Developer Log #1 just dropped. Check it out to learn more about the changes we're testing this Short Circuit.

medium.com/@thegameband/s…

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band

renderedDescription: Making games that reflect the world we live in. @wherecardsfall is out now on Switch and PC. We apparently made @blaseball but don’t remember doing it.

text: thegameband.com

text: medium.com/@thegameband/s…

title: Short Circuits Developer Log #1

description: Hi Blaseball Fans,

username: Medium

displayname: Medium

rawDescription: We’re an open platform where readers find insightful thinking, and where creators can share their writing on any topic.

location: San Francisco, CA, US

text: medium.com

description: Official


rawContent: I have extremely high expectations for The Baltimore Crabs new team! Unless they suck shit, then my expectations were always sensible, we're in a 2-week building phase etc https://t.co/5b274QFBQ6

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ilianaquorum blaseball doesn't ruin enough people's weekends any more. should be first-to-50-wins

text: blaseball.boston

username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬


rawContent: its still halloween somewhere!

renderedContent: its still halloween somewhere!

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rawContent: "Frankenstein" was the name of the Doctor, the monster was called Frankenstein's Angy Smol Bean uwu (Deceased)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: For Halloween we have decided to dress up this account as the Short Circuits Gamma 2 Season 1 champions!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball okay bestie!

renderedContent: @blaseball okay bestie!

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


rawContent: This grouping is absolute chaos. Pure Halloween vibes

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Haha happy Halloween to my liquid evil #blaseball besties https://t.co/03v8tTnXu1

username: GwenJeronimo

displayname: Gwen 🗣 || @OphiuchusRadio⛎👁

rawDescription: Podcaster (@OphiuchusRadio) and goofus. Do you wanna hear about podcasts and blaseball? Because this is where I talk about podcasts and blaseball. she/her

location: British Columbia, Canada

text: ophiuchusradio.uwu.ai


rawContent: @catacalypto avoiding incineration by grabbing the chrome window and wiggling it

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @tacoblaseball yes

renderedContent: @tacoblaseball yes

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: Just in case you missed it, here's an important update from #Blaseball Discord on recent website issues: https://t.co/deBBr7Z36M

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Alas, poor Tillman! I knew him, Zeruel, a fellow of infinite cringe https://t.co/VaQGHc4rTu

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @JoeyTBadger OK thanks!

renderedContent: @JoeyTBadger OK thanks!

text: blaseball.boston

username: JoeyTBadger

displayname: Joey T Badger is Falling


rawContent: What about crabs dressed as humans?

renderedContent: What about crabs dressed as humans?

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: PSA: Any kid dressed as a crab automatically deserves extra candy.

username: OLDBAYSeasoning

displayname: OLD BAY

rawDescription: There are only two things you need to know about #OLDBAY Seasoning: 1. it's great on seafood and 2. it's great on everything else. 🦀

location: Maryland

text: oldbay.com

source: Hootsuite Inc.

sourceLabel: Hootsuite Inc.


text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Blaseball as children's games (5/24)
Baltimore Crabs as Squid Game

The "is this really a children's game?" children's game. Squid requires being cut throat, sharp, & doing anything to win. But you cannot deny success, & you cannot deny the Baltimore Crabs.

Art: Blargant (disc) https://t.co/4cUTbitDPZ

username: BlaseballPolls

displayname: Blaseball Polls

rawDescription: Fan Run • Capturing the pulse of the blaseball community via twitter polls • Contributor @BlaseballNews • icon @betaraycarrie • banner @Fancymancer


rawContent: @Rosvo11 but doctor i am THe Baltimore Crabs

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Rosvo1 🦀


rawContent: more like Short Circus with all these other clown teams 🤡⚾ wabba weeba!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Trying to sleep in a hotel room, but this  flashing light won't turn off! I covered it up, but it started beeping loudly, wtf?? Now some cop in a firefighter uniform is telling me "the hotel is on fire" like ok, I'll take this door off the latch when you show me a warrant officer

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Just realized I can playback Crab Rave at 6.9X Speed! https://t.co/Vyeb3bepYY

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @stanvulfpeck @tacoblaseball The Winner Takes It All

text: blaseball.boston

username: stanvulfpeck

displayname: snow


rawContent: @tacoblaseball I would never say this!

renderedContent: @tacoblaseball I would never say this!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Identity Theft is a crime! A really cool crime that I fully endorse!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Rosvo11 shell on earth! [crab humor]

renderedContent: @Rosvo11 shell on earth! [crab humor]

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: wish humans realized they can just be a crab, nothing is stopping you

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: I WANT 2 B A CRAB SO BAD 💯 WALKIN SIDEWAYS LIKE I DONT GIVE A FUCK AN MY SKELETON ON THA OUTSIDE OF MY BODY PLUS EYES ON TOP OF MY HEAD AN FUCKIN PINCHERS THAT CAN SLICE OPEN A CAN OF REFRIED BEANS N E TIME I WANT 🦀 R U FUCKIN KIDDIN ME????

username: Skweezy

displayname: SKWEEZY ⏺

rawDescription: CAMEOS AN MERCH 👇

renderedDescription: CAMEOS AN MERCH 👇

location: mr worldwide

text: direct.me/Skweezy


rawContent: There's no way that one person can truly represent The Baltimore Crabs. because the team is made up of 1000s of truly amazing, beautiful Crabs fans with lore, memes, strategy etc. No single person could ever represent all that! Except me. I am The Baltimore Crabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball just install the chrome extension that makes every team The Baltimore Crabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Jeff Bezos could learn a lot from Blaseball, especially one specific moment of Season 24

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: If Amazon weren't cowards, they would address the problems in New World by simply making a giant graphic of a canon peanut god yell at players

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ilianaquorum @tacoblaseball You have my attention

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tsawac If I could understand what you said I may or may not be livid!

text: blaseball.boston

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸


rawContent: Some people may be annoyed that I don't give helpful instructions on how to sign up to Blaseball dot com, but I consider it a test. We expect a certain base quality level of Crabs fan

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @winterion oxymoron

renderedContent: @winterion oxymoron

text: blaseball.boston

username: winterion

displayname: Daniel Greenberg


rawContent: Some so-called Team Twitters have decided to pretend to be the Crabs for Halloween. Well guess what, there's only 1 team called The Baltimore Crabs in Blaseball! Wait...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball You're acting kinda..... sus (a gamer reference to the popular video game Among Us)

text: blaseball.boston


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text: peppertreebay.com/difference-bet…

title: The Difference Between Fresh and Imitation Crab | Peppertree Bay | Siesta Key Monthly Rentals

description: What is the difference between imitation crab versus fresh? Is imitation crab okay to eat? We break down what makes a good crab- and why this matters.


rawContent: @halation Those are Crabs fans, we count those

text: blaseball.boston

username: halation

displayname: catboy robespierre


rawContent: @PinataPsychic @OLDBAYSeasoning We've been pitching this reboot for years

text: blaseball.boston

username: PinataPsychic

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden


rawContent: @tacoblaseball Me with Tigers April Fools. 2022 April 1st gonna go hard

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If you already have a Blaseball account and try to sign in, you may encounter a bug where your 'Favorite Team' is not The Baltimore Crabs. Please change your 'Favorite Team' to The Baltimore Crabs ASAP or your account may be at risk of cringe

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: get the latest Blaseball info from tech crunch dot com!

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rawContent: Blaseball is returning with a series of accessible 2 week sessions called Short Circuits, starting November 1! Need to know how to get involved? Sucks to be you lmao!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball Imagine if the LA Unlimited Tacos were a Crab! Ha ha. The Miami Dallas would be like "we're the Miami Dallas" and @tacoblaseball could be like "wabba weeba, claws up!" This is content.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Con🦀ulations @tacoblaseball! You have earned the 3rd Crabs Twitter follow! https://t.co/OPkR8kq8v3

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The amount of Blaseball happening right now is literally offensive to Europeans. Please return to siesta for 12 hours!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball Tacos Stand Word

renderedContent: @tacoblaseball Tacos Stand Word

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball wikiHow Self Loathing

renderedContent: @tacoblaseball wikiHow Self Loathing

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball shells shells shells

renderedContent: @tacoblaseball shells shells shells

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Now There Are Three Of Us, Your Time Is Up Mammals! 😈🦀

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: we are the baltimore crabs

renderedContent: we are the baltimore crabs

rawDescription: snackrifice achievers, second place struggle tweeters, we bring the blaby to blaseball's back blaby! bits by ada octothorpe and moss perennial.

location: void, probably?

text: tacosblaseball.com


rawContent: Blaseball is coming back, and you know what that means! Join The Baltimore Crabs you little fuckers!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @thegameband @blaseball We WILL be counting Crabs wind towards running Crabs Total

text: blaseball.boston

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: But when will the Season 24 Playoffs happen?

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Blaseball is coming back! Starting next week, a series of short, feature-testing games will interrupt the current Siesta. https://t.co/MeZiW7A3xG https://t.co/Xo0QNhbuiu

renderedContent: Blaseball is coming back! Starting next week, a series of short, feature-testing games will interrupt the current Siesta. buff.ly/3Eiv8Ce https://t.co/Xo0QNhbuiu

username: gameinformer

displayname: Game Informer

rawDescription: The world's largest video game magazine. Check us out in print and online for the latest news, previews, reviews, podcasts and more.

location: Minneapolis

text: gameinformer.com

source: Buffer

sourceLabel: Buffer


rawContent: @gameinformer Wow! I'm a gay crab!

renderedContent: @gameinformer Wow! I'm a gay crab!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Some Teams Several Leagues

renderedContent: Some Teams Several Leagues

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rawContent:
Many* Teams**, One*** League****!

* Hard to compare
** Debatable definition
*** Factually incorrect
**** No Longer Exists

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @thegaragesband because I know someone if needed

text: blaseball.boston

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username: thegaragesband

displayname: the garages (the band)


rawContent: @thegaragesband Did you pay someone to paint it over?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Neptune_Neppu OR we could lobby 3GGP to update the standard to work under water for 6G or whatever. Either works

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Neptune


rawContent: @Neptune_Neppu Frantically googling Does wifi work if wet?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Every Team Account should be run by someone who lives in the place the team is from. E.g firefighters in Chicago, or me in Baltimore (emotionally). This does sadly mean we will remove Tigers, Georgias, Moist Talkers + Mechs for not being from places a person could live irl ☹

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball https://t.co/joi1eU4Lee

renderedContent: @tacoblaseball https://t.co/joi1eU4Lee

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: I have the Succession main theme stuck on a loop in my head at all times and the only way to lower the volume is to shitpost on this account

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Imagine if Roman Roy from Succession was a crab! Ha ha. Kendall Roy would be like "I'm Kendall Roy" and Clawman could be like "wabba fucking weeba, Claws fucking Up or whatever these sportsball normazoids say, fuck." This is content

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PinataPsychic Dr Clawbotsnip (Crabbman)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: wtf.... cannot believe I got "The Coin" simply because I picked all the answers I thought would give me The Coin https://t.co/S1lmo7CdOG

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: So I took the Mleyers-Blriggs Tlype Indlicator and got The Keeper. I wonder if that really means anything or if it's just a load of hooey https://t.co/rCKh6ujF1Z

renderedContent: So I took the Mleyers-Blriggs Tlype Indlicator and got The Keeper. I wonder if that really means anything or if it's just a load of hooey uquiz.com/quiz/isyDv7?p=…

username: oopsallkeepers

displayname: Oops! All Keepers!

rawDescription: Perfectly ordinary, AWARD NOMINATED COMMUNITY MANAGER(S) for the Real Game Band Blaseball team. Icon by Aya of the Magic. allergic to 🦔, 🌌, 💾🐴 & 🥜.

location: geostationary orbit above ohio


rawContent: Any bridge can be a crab bridge if you bring enough crab

text: blaseball.boston

username: pyramidserum

displayname: 👁🗨sara🦷

rawDescription: sara ⋮ she/they ⋮ 20 ⋮ INFJ 5w4 514 LII ⋮ #BLM 🖤 1312 🧪 16+ plz ⋮ ASD & ADHD haver ⋮ studying biopsychology ⋮ pfp @SGTXavi

location: Sarasota, FL

text: decolonizepalestine.com


rawContent: @ParadigmFool @tacoblaseball Wabba Weeba, Shomp Shrimp!

text: blaseball.boston

username: Mirthbringer


rawContent: Evil Baltimore Crabs be like https://t.co/uCH1hF1PcL

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Evil The Baltimore Crabs be like *googles how to invert an image in photo shomp*

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @maxsbird22 careful, i'll actually do it

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Max 🐛


rawContent: Blaseball minis arent that mini. ive seen smaller

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: if ozymandias was born in 2002 they'd be a soundcloud rapper

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent:
my name is Ozy and i'm here to say
im the King of Kings in a really cool way!
my rhymes are the dopest yours don't compare
look on my Works, ye Mighty and despair!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: BeforeAfter https://t.co/wDxx0ZFV59

renderedContent: BeforeAfter https://t.co/wDxx0ZFV59

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: With a new era of Blaseball nearing, I felt like Crabs Twitter needed a soft reset. Our banner had gotten out of control! So for a clean fresh start, I paid a professional artist to paint over it 🦀🎨 https://t.co/8Hx9BgIvUv

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball OK!

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball OK!

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @Ebni_Agacyt @_stephenbell_ surf & surf: both Crabs

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Ebni Agacyt

displayname: stephen


rawContent: banned from maincord for saying "the crabitat word" https://t.co/p1PRFPExff

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @UndeniableEmG @TVBClaringbold hehe crab humor

text: blaseball.boston

username: UndeniableEmG

displayname: Em (it's short for Elon Musk (parody)) Grace

username: TVBClaringbold

displayname: black lives matter | sleepy


rawContent: So true lmao 😂 https://t.co/C1qLy8b0oh

renderedContent: So true lmao 😂 https://t.co/C1qLy8b0oh

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @samrosenthal only if David Fincher directs the blaseball biopic

text: blaseball.boston

username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal


rawContent: I love logging into Facebook dot com to find out who died overnight!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: might name the next blaseball era “facebook”

rawDescription: Founder and creative director of @thegameband, makers of @wherecardsfall and @blaseball. he/him

text: thegameband.com


rawContent: really need Blaseball to come back soon

renderedContent: really need Blaseball to come back soon

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @PieOrDie4 we've been saying this for years!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: PieOrDie


rawContent: imagine if spike from cow boy beep bop was crab

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: okay that answers that question, next! (images from @RebeccaSGold on Crabitat discord) https://t.co/mHPALongD4

text: blaseball.boston

username: RebeccaSGold

displayname: Rebecca Gold 💅🏻👩🏼💻🔮


rawContent: @noobscrub4 sure..... i guess!

renderedContent: @noobscrub4 sure..... i guess!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: noobscrub


rawContent: eblaseball

renderedContent: eblaseball

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: they should make blaseball into an esport

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ceilingcatbat I think we'd remember that...

text: blaseball.boston

username: ceilingcatbat

displayname: lottie ceilingfan


rawContent: @GlammmyCat i love crab authentic Maryland crab cakes 😍

text: blaseball.boston

username: GlammmyCat

displayname: Glammy! (Top 1% of Glameows) 👼 ➿ᘏᗢ


rawContent: @DaydreamGB you simply enjoy looking at the crab for however long is left before you die

text: blaseball.boston

username: DaydreamGB

displayname: DaydreamGlitterbug


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball @BlaseballDay real hot widow hours lets go

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballDay

displayname: This Day in Blaseball History


rawContent: he made the right choice https://t.co/WuRx2sIW9Y

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballDay Achieved the pinnacle of Blaseball and met my future wife, what an amazing day

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: And every body lived happily ever after, The End.

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: On October 18, 2020, one year ago today, the Baltimore Crabs would Ascend and be replaced by the Tokyo Lift while the Coin made her first appearance on the Blaseball website, announcing a Grand Siesta and ushering in an Era of Peace and Prosperity. https://t.co/uU9iWFVzGr

rawDescription: Significant Events in Blaseball from a year ago today.


rawContent: They should expand the Supreme Court, add maybe 300 or 400 seats, and fill them all with crabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: he was brave enough to say it, and we should respect them for it https://t.co/3ITYij3c4b

renderedContent: he was brave enough to say it, and we should respect them for it twitter.com/DaydreamGB/sta…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/DaydreamGB/sta…

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs You won the third championship paving the way for Expansion.

rawDescription:
That one guy who retweets a lot of stuff. Several cats in a trenchcoat. Trans, plural.
He/him/they/them.

location: Around

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @DaydreamGB wabba weeba, claws up!

renderedContent: @DaydreamGB wabba weeba, claws up!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tsawac before that

renderedContent: @tsawac before that

text: blaseball.boston

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸


rawContent: what happened before that?

renderedContent: what happened before that?

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: On October 17, 2020, one year ago today, the Shelled One’s Pods and the Hall Stars faced off in a climactic game for the ages. The Hall Stars would prevail in the struggle, with the Monitor eating the Shelled One and ending the Discipline Era.

renderedDescription: Significant Events in Blaseball from a year ago today.


rawContent: You might think after all these months I'd be sick of people sending me Crab related images, gjfs, jokes, memes. But you know what? I feel nothing, I simply wait patiently for Blaseball to return

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball Are we 100% sure they didn't watch that one Futurama episode? https://t.co/K6QVMcZdL6

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: People think im a dumbass simply because I say (and do) dumbass things online. But consider this; I also say (and do) dumbass things off line!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: oh, okay then... https://t.co/0TDiD4qfAF

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
i really like flags!
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

renderedContent:
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
i really like flags!
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball Twitter doesn't release inactive / suspended accounts except for edge cases (the main edge case being you spend money with them and have an account manager to ask lol)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: she girlboss'd too close to the sun. RIV 🙏❤🔥 https://t.co/3hK4Sm4K1p

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball great question, thank you

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball great question, thank you

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Lots of studies about how to make computers out of crabs, yet very few about how to make crabs out of computers. Says a lot about society

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: vote crab 🦀

renderedContent: vote crab 🦀

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Blaseball Vault legends series!  In ᵇᵃˢᵉᵇᵃˡˡ, a Hall of Fame player is inducted with one team's hat.

Nagomi Mcdaniel: what team's hat would they be wearing?

username: BlaseballPolls

displayname: Blaseball Polls

renderedDescription: Fan Run • Capturing the pulse of the blaseball community via twitter polls • Contributor @BlaseballNews • icon @betaraycarrie • banner @Fancymancer

label: Breckenridge Jazz Hands

label: Hawai'i Fridays

label: Baltimore Crabs

label: Boston Flowers


rawContent: @blexplained We let the days go by, water flowing over ground

text: blaseball.boston

username: blexplained

displayname: Blexplained


rawContent: here's the page so far https://t.co/R5NDwJZW0T

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: It was the 1 year anniversary of Tillman Henderson's death yesterday, so to celebrate I drank champagne and did this little doodle 🎉 https://t.co/p3Mic78RPn

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: so sick of these literary types over-analyzing everything. sometimes the curtains are just blue! sometimes the horror-drenched capitalism allegory in the guise of a sports simulation is just a fun way to place silly little bets with friends!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @RaxKingIsDead We've been saying this for years!

text: blaseball.boston

username: RaxKingIsDead

displayname: rax ‘leads with her crotch’ king


rawContent: If The Baltimore Crabs win the first new season of Blaseball, I will name my first child something crabs related. Dealer's Choice

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MakerIris oh yeeaah, that is content.

renderedContent: @MakerIris oh yeeaah, that is content.

text: blaseball.boston

username: MakerIris

displayname: iris parody tweets


rawContent: "funny crabs twitter person" Am I nothing but a jester to you?? to be trotted out in court, made to dance and tell so-called jokes for your sick amusement? well guess what...... That is totally who I am! And I love it!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @CurtisWalrus @qt_dork josh

renderedContent: @CurtisWalrus @qt_dork josh

text: blaseball.boston

username: CurtisWalrus

displayname: theremin


rawContent: @thekirbyt @nymillenials Yes

renderedContent: @thekirbyt @nymillenials Yes

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: thekirbyt

displayname: Kirby Pate

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: sorry this one took so long y'all, i've been super busy trapped inside an allegory for capitalism

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Imagine if Player 067 (Kang Sae-byeok) from Squid Game was a crab. Ha ha! Player 456 (Seong Gi-hun) would be like "im Seong Gi-hun" and Krab Sae-byeok could be like "wabba weeba, claws up!". This is content.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @JoeyTBadger I'm down

renderedContent: @JoeyTBadger I'm down

text: blaseball.boston

username: JoeyTBadger

displayname: Joey T Badger is Falling


rawContent: Blaseball has that fervent fan thing going on where a dev could innocuously tweet "Stopped for ice cream on the way home, delicious!" and the community will be like "what does it MEAN? They're returning HOME? Does this contradict the Frozen Yogurt Third Base theory!?"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tediousdullard you had me at shop but lost me with work

text: blaseball.boston

username: tediousdullard

displayname: Kids rule UK


rawContent: Facebook is down!! How can i relate this to Blaseball for content .... um... A rogue ump incinerated the server! Ha ha (like in the game)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Blasewithal My dreams have Twitter app installed

text: blaseball.boston

username: Blasewithal

displayname: Mortimer Wherewithal


rawContent: "This isn't Blaseball!" I type while my photo of the Baseball field I just took uploads. I hit send, then pocket my phone. I smile, momentarily satisfied. I go back to watching the exciting Baseball game. 15 seconds later I pull out my phone to check replies

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Blaseball is back soon, and those of you who ignored orders to go to sleep during siesta will be dealt with accordingly 😴🔥✨☺

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: figured it out! https://t.co/H2RpfIrpep

renderedContent: figured it out! https://t.co/H2RpfIrpep

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
A new Era's on the horizon. But first, a Return to Fundamentals. Stay Tuned for more details in the coming weeks, and we'll see you in November.

Get amped.

https://t.co/alFrZvXXU6 https://t.co/eKinIrghcL

renderedContent:
A new Era's on the horizon. But first, a Return to Fundamentals. Stay Tuned for more details in the coming weeks, and we'll see you in November.

Get amped.

medium.com/@thegameband/t… https://t.co/eKinIrghcL

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band

rawDescription: Making games that reflect the world we live in. @wherecardsfall is out now on Switch and PC. We apparently made @blaseball but don’t remember doing it.

text: thegameband.com

text: medium.com/@thegameband/t…


rawContent: None of my posts are specifically suitable for 'blaseball struggle tweets' because I'm always struggling 🤠 yeeclaw!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Kidror19 Checks out https://t.co/p0b3ZUQG9h

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Kidror


rawContent: They'll never actually add Parker Macmillan to Smash Bros, he's too big. Wouldn't fit on the screen

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We can confirm that the Crabs are indeed both Creepy and Wet. For your consideration: we are also technically Mecha

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
-ask team manager if blaseball team is creepy or wet
-she laughs and says 'it's a good team sir'
-join the team
-it's wet https://t.co/WvvEVOEGYO

username: PinataPsychic

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden

rawDescription: you must be ames | Blaseball Commissioner | I will personally incinerate Sigmund Castillo on April 17th 2025

location: the big shelled one


rawContent: "Squid Game"? um it's called Blaseball

renderedContent: "Squid Game"? um it's called Blaseball

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball jarfield, soft J

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball jarfield, soft J

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: Not a popular opinion, but Blaseball would return faster if the developers simply crunched really hard, then burned out and retired to raise chickens on a quiet farm in Maine until 1 day there's a knock at the door, it's Nintendo CEO Shuntaro Furukawa and he has one last job…

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @KBetmint Are you absolutely sure you want to give the Crabs the ability to send votes back in time?

text: blaseball.boston

username: KBetmint

displayname: KC Max Betmint


rawContent: @JuniperTheory We've been saying this for years!

text: blaseball.boston

username: JuniperTheory

displayname: Goddess of Butterflies


rawContent: @JuniperTheory No - there are literally dozens of us!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ilianaquorum https://t.co/NPQQNyWlkL

renderedContent: @ilianaquorum https://t.co/NPQQNyWlkL

text: blaseball.boston

username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬


rawContent: @Rosvo11 debatable but we trust the developers

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Rosvo1 🦀


rawContent: Oh wow! In the latest Inside a Blaseball (developer QnA stream) the devs revealed that due to a legacy code issue, the Hades Tigers died for real and are not coming back. Harsh!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: So many great fan creations inspired by Blaseball. like the Tlopps cards. and Garages music. and my entire personality for the last year.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Hmm, yeah no, I've not heard of it. It's some sort of game? And this "Telephone" person died how many times? That's so interesting, and you say this is your first ever Bumble date? Wow! please excuse I need to bathroom

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @samrosenthal exactly

renderedContent: @samrosenthal exactly

text: blaseball.boston

username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal


rawContent: If you like this one, you should see the one on my lower back! https://t.co/KvIJvu0VAc

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: boston dynamics should make a crab model robot so when the uprising happens and i'm being crushed to death for tattooing a captcha code on my forehead, i can be like "wow *chokes* cool metal crab!"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballDay wait sorry i misread

renderedContent: @BlaseballDay wait sorry i misread

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballDay

displayname: This Day in Blaseball History


rawContent: @BlaseballDay holy shit Goob is back???

renderedContent: @BlaseballDay holy shit Goob is back???

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @leo60228 @candletide it was working on mobile but corrupted on desktop for some reason ☹ reposted

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: vriska (parody)

username: candletide

displayname: Silvie | Steph


rawContent: From @candletide: 4 famous The Baltimore Crabs players! They all batted for the Crabs! https://t.co/XKfxqH5NOs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: On September 20, 2020, one year ago today, Blaseball.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: sorry if the new Blaseball season is taking so long, apparently one of the devs just learned what game balance is 😭

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @winterion im carefully painting someone else's nails, holding the small brush ever so softly in my dominant claw

text: blaseball.boston

username: winterion

displayname: Daniel Greenberg


rawContent: If you can't handle me in my Off-Season, you don't deserve me in my On-Season 🦀💅

text: blaseball.boston


text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: metal gear solid is a story about how a single milf dying traumatized a whole generation of cia guys

username: ArcaneCrystal

displayname: Crystal

location: she/they

text: patreon.com/arcanecrystal


rawContent: @unigram how do you know they don't?

renderedContent: @unigram how do you know they don't?

text: blaseball.boston

username: unigram

displayname: Matt


rawContent: I think Pokemon should add a mechanic where your favorite pokemon can randomly die

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: i think blaseball should have a 1 in 8912 chance for a player to be shiny

renderedDescription: you must be ames | Blaseball Commissioner | I will personally incinerate Sigmund Castillo on April 17th 2025


rawContent: @tediousdullard "hold on, you're telling me a Butler rolled these cigarettes? wow!" https://t.co/PAVslXF355

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Kids rule UK


rawContent: Blaseball will eventually return, unlike my father

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I feel bad for humans. Your problems are so big and your shell is so soft, your claws are so weak and your brain is far too wrinkly, every wrinkle is a tiny gutter for problems to pool into

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If Blaseball were On-Season it'd be Election Day. All that discourse avoided, likes tears in rain beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PsychicsOregon Poor little guy, stuck mid carcinization. Someone dip them back into the bay

text: blaseball.boston

username: PsychicsOregon

displayname: The Oregon Psychics 🧠🦫(RIV)


rawContent: @BlaseballCares Am I actually going to buy it? No. But am I glad it exists? Also no.

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballCares

displayname: Blaseball Cares


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball @BlaseballCares Like permanently??

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: Imagine if Neo from The Matrix was a Crab? Ha ha! Yahya Abdul-Mateen II's new portrayal of Morpheus would be like "I'm Morpheus" and Crabneo could be like "Wabba weeba, claws up!" This is content.

text: blaseball.boston


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text: twitter.com/CanYouPetTheDo…

rawContent: You can pet the crab in Tchia https://t.co/IBckrslcoa

username: CanYouPetTheDog

displayname: Can You Pet the Dog?

rawDescription:
A catalog of pettable animals in video games

Run by @TristanACooper

text: tiktok.com/@canyoupetthed…


rawContent: @ChorbyShort There are 5 reasons. 6 if you count both Baltimore Crabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChorbyShort

displayname: Chorby Short Prime


rawContent: @Leto @ChorbyShort @HadesBlaseball https://t.co/UfkWGpuLDD

text: blaseball.boston

username: Leto

displayname: Dan "Spooky and/or Festive" Hahn


rawContent: Quitting my job to tackle exciting new challenges! The main challenge is how to develop a chitinous exoskeleton

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: blaseball's been on siesta for 40 years, is this anything? anything at all?? The Answer May Shock You!

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@tacoblaseball Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Krilling me softly with his 🩳

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: I only care about Blaseball players who are Crabs, or ex-Crabs, or future Crabs. So every player

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Celebrating my birthday alone at the diner, I eagerly order a Crab Cake! A few mins later the server brings out a plate of fried balls of loosely bound crab meat. I break down crying, asking where's the cake? Where's the cake? After an awkward 5 mins she brings me 1 stale cupcake

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball Objection!

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball Objection!

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @YourFriendSar wait

renderedContent: @YourFriendSar wait

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston

username: YourFriendSar

displayname: Sar, Your Friend


text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: CRABBA

renderedContent: CRABBA

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: All this discourse about the identity of the so-called "Reader" is just more pro-human propaganda. Embrace carcinization and you'll never have to read, write or think again! 🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: im the crab man! snap-a-dabba-bee-snap-claw-bada-snip

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: we're sexting. you send me a smirk emoji. i send you back a Crab. you send me the egg vegetable. i send you back 2 Crab. you stop to ask if I'm ok and want to continue. i send back 5 Crab. All your windows suddenly shatter as thousands of live crabs pour into your apartment

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @thegameband my question is a two-part question, and it's more of a comment, and imma say it very quiet two feet away from the mic, and when you ask me to repeat i'm gonna lean in and give everyone in AOE tinnitus

text: blaseball.boston

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: its me, i was the whiny little baby all along!

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Every time you ask "when's blaseball coming back? when's blaseball coming baaack??? 🥺🥺" in your whiny little baby voice, TGB add a sprint to the siesta development roadmap

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball that's Wrigley Scott, director of Aliebn

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Box of 40 Filet-O-Fish®, no bun, no breading https://t.co/qPOOmNbQgr

renderedContent: Box of 40 Filet-O-Fish®, no bun, no breading twitter.com/JennyENicholso…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/JennyENicholso…

rawContent: You're famous and have been awarded the highest honor of designing your of mcdonalds celebrity meal. What is it. You can't use off-menu ingredients but you can get creative within those bounds

username: JennyENicholson

displayname: Jenny Nicholson

rawDescription: video maker • pro gamer • #1 avatarhead na'vi nation zola‘u nìprrte’ • sonic fans don't interact

location: Los Angeles, CA

text: jennywebsite.com


text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/hotterdad/stat…

rawContent: jesus was a crustacean https://t.co/CIRpR1is6d

username: hotterdad

displayname: Hot Dad

rawDescription: top number one emotional comedy musician on all internet https://t.co/ZBicmme7ug https://t.co/qX0JzHOAAk Email: hotdadband@gmail.com

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location: Austin, TX

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rawContent: What if Jesus from The Bible was a crab? Ha ha! John the Apostle would be like "I'm John the Apostle" and Clawsus Chrab could be like "wabba weeba, claws up!". This is content.

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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rawContent: @blaseballotd Third times the charm!!!

renderedContent: @blaseballotd Third times the charm!!!

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username: nighthazards


rawContent: before anybody does a discourse please remember that 1) it's technically Election Day in GMT (or would be if On-Season) and 2) Some of us actually have to live on this island! in the year 2021!!!

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rawContent: Oh, to be the dev that presses the button that erases England 😩🙏

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rawContent: On August 28, 2020, one year ago today, Blaseball servers crashed and were rolled back eight hours. Thomas England’s incineration was also rolled back, requiring The Game Band to manually rename England to their replacement Sixpack Dogwalker, erasing England from the game.

username: BlaseballDay

displayname: This Day in Blaseball History

location: pfp from game-icons.net


rawContent: @tacoblaseball @BlaseballRebels Thankyou! Your 'Rivalry as Courtship' has been accepted

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username: BlaseballRebels

displayname: The NEW Rebellion


rawContent: Yeah, I'm Gay. but I also have Powerful Claws and Yearn for The Sea!!

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rawContent: blaseball been off-season so long i had to develop a personality! gonna sue The Game Band for emotional damages

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rawContent: Actually there are 2 now! 🦀🦀

renderedContent: Actually there are 2 now! 🦀🦀

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rawContent: There is a crab in Blaseball (2020, Web) https://t.co/zM9D2BGcFG

username: isthereacrab

displayname: 🦀 Does This Game Have a Crab in It?🦀

rawDescription: Is there a crab in this game? Find out! 🦀 (Submissions: OPEN) I don’t do promos of any kind

location: Games with crabs


rawContent: I already put all my tweets on an SD card and ate it. They're a part of me now

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

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rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs Have you considered collating all your tweets into a rar file, burning them to cd and then throwing that cd in the garbage

username: unigram

displayname: Matt

rawDescription: 'scientist'

renderedDescription: 'scientist'

location: East Midlands

source: Tweetbot for iΟS

sourceLabel: Tweetbot for iΟS


rawContent: @yalittleshit The one fan we do not want

username: BlaseballCrabs

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username: yalittleshit

displayname: 𝖈𝖚𝖇𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖎𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖋 @-𝖈𝖚𝖇- ɢᴀʙ

displayname: 𝖈𝖚𝖇𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖎𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖋 @-𝖈𝖚𝖇- ɢᴀʙ


rawContent: I've been doing a lot of thinking during this grand siesta, and I've unfortunately made the hard decision to keep this account going. Sorry about that

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rawContent: @tacoblaseball can't believe one grill can fit 4 whole men in it!

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rawContent: Booked my ticket for Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings and my order got rejected because we only have 5 rings 😭 any other teams wanna join up to purchase?

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rawContent:
@Rosvo11 Fun answer: because the sun was too big and bright

Actual answer: it's a touring art installation, a printed scale model of the Moon 1:500,000 using NASA photography of the surface

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displayname: Rosvo1 🦀


rawContent: @strixus Frodo is stronger than me, I'd have yeeted the ring at her halfway through the monologue

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username: strixus


rawContent: They put a big Moon in a cathedral near me and it has inexplicable Blaseball energy https://t.co/S1u8QqDlIU

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rawContent: @catacalypto @corpserevivers great views from inside the Black Hole though 😌🍹⚫

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username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

username: corpserevivers

displayname: marn @ WIFE CITY


rawContent: um yeah, I'm a "bottom" — a bottom-feeder!! crab humor

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rawContent: hope they don't melt in my hand! haha. she did actually die though

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rawContent: Bought a can of Monster Energy Ultra Fiesta at the shop and the cashier handed me a bunch of miniature models of The Boss from Blaseball. What the fuck?? https://t.co/tOkKNdGh70

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rawContent: could have been 25% 😩🦀🔥

renderedContent: could have been 25% 😩🦀🔥

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rawContent: Any given season of Blaseball has a 20.84% chance of being a Crabs Win season

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball I can't believe the Crabs have done this...

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball Revoke Fitz Massey

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball Revoke Fitz Massey

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rawContent: I don't want to be annoying but are the Season 24 Playoffs starting soon? It's been weeks...

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rawContent: @CORY_12_ Hard choice but Shell I think. A crab without claws is still crab, claws can be regrown (kinda) or maybe could have cool prosphetics idk

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rawContent: We should have rationed the content better for this long siesta. We blew in all in the first couple weeks like thirsty hungry little goblins. Now we're really scraping the barrel. Luckily for y'all, I love scraping barrels! 🦀

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rawContent: "Listen to Podcasts"? Um no thanks, I'm too busy having SEX — the new podcast from Crab Media, Sponsored by SMYLmoor CBD Smart-Floss

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rawContent: Sometimes I post things considered "controversial" but in my defense, im a little crab, im just a little crab, nooooo, look at my soft tiny shell, heyhey, look at my subatomic claws waving in da air 🦀🥺

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rawContent: @leo60228 once again defeated by math.....

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displayname: vriska (parody)


rawContent: the amount of Blaseball-per-Blaseball has reached a critical low....

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rawContent: aight im bored, i miss Blaseball now

renderedContent: aight im bored, i miss Blaseball now

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rawContent: @NinjaDuckie @Kit_Mason_ valid point except crabcel sounds like some new internet group that you do not want to be associated with

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username: NinjaDuckie

displayname: Christoph


rawContent: @VerbingNouns Wow! That's a Lotta Crabs!!

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username: VerbingNouns

displayname: Lauren ''Dark Verbs are 85% of Language'' Ackerman


rawContent: @VerbingNouns 29? 🦀🥺

renderedContent: @VerbingNouns 29? 🦀🥺

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rawContent: the problem with Blaseball is that there are not enough crabs. I think it would be better if there were 25, or even 26 more crabs. or 27. is this the tweeb that finally gets me cambcelled?

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rawContent: I may not agree with your shitpost. But I will defend to the death your right to delete it!

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rawContent: @Bladeswal that's dope!

renderedContent: @Bladeswal that's dope!

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username: Bladeswal

displayname: B


rawContent: Every day I wake up and suppress the urge to talk about Blaseball to people in my life who are long past giving a shit. This is my duty, It shall not end until my death. I shall share no memes, father no fan art, post no discourse, for this Off-Season and many Seasons to come. I'

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username: TkoLiftOfficial

displayname: The Tokyo Lift (can regenerate limbs)


rawContent: @glassgoblin that's Sutton Dreamy from The Baltimore Crabs!

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username: glassgoblin

displayname: gob! 🍋


rawContent: Voight-Kampff test that tells whether a person is or isn't secretly a crab. The test is a single printed card with some pictures of crabs on it

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @jamesthedabbler @JoeyTBadger subatomic claws up!

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username: jamesthedabbler

displayname: JamesTheDabbler

username: JoeyTBadger

displayname: Joey T Badger is Falling


rawContent: @gloronhead @ChiBlaseball chiclawgo forever

text: blaseball.boston

username: gloronhead

displayname: Gloronhead, the blasebeaver

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: Next Step: @BlaseballCares Stress Ball

renderedContent: Next Step: @BlaseballCares Stress Ball

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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rawContent: A dream come true https://t.co/bjMqO1Hbj2

username: DallasSteaks

displayname: Dallas Steaks

rawDescription: Twittering to you live from George Fourman Stadium #welldone

location: Dallass

username: BlaseballCares

displayname: Blaseball Cares


rawContent: @DallasSteaks oh my god.. she thicc in a whole third dimension......

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rawContent: Can't believe I've been a part of this community for over a year. These past 2 years have flown by. Here's to another 5 years for a full decade of Blaseball!

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rawContent: @KBetmint are you siding with my landlord???

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username: KBetmint

displayname: KC Max Betmint


rawContent: "Your Honor, in my defence it's not my fault if the landlord didn't take out Flooding Insurance simply because I live on the 8th floor. And furthermore, if 200 live angry crabs count as 'pets' the tenancy agreement should have been more specific!"

username: BlaseballCrabs

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rawContent:
@King_Mudkip @tacoblaseball kick in the door waving my 2 claws
all you heard was "this is from Baltimore"

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displayname: Mr. TrollBlock's 19 Dollar Nightmare

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: Slopping down some wet pretzels with these cringe fucks and I’m the cringest of them all. If I was incinerated tomorrow no one would shed a tear. Load my frickin crab carcass into the mud. No coffin please! Just wet wet mud. Bae

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rawContent: @marhom @catacalypto @SpiesBlaseball yet another mechanic The Baltimore Crabs and Outer Wilds have in common

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username: marhom

displayname: jonathan

displayname: Cat Manning

username: SpiesBlaseball

displayname: Houston Spies


rawContent: @marhom @catacalypto @SpiesBlaseball instead of jumping we simply stay still and the rest of the universe lowers its standards

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username: catacalypto


rawContent: @NOFURR unfortunately the concept of money was deleted, along with all personal debts

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username: NOFURR

displayname: Jeremy 🐀


rawContent:
my hairdresser: oh you play video games? me too! what sort of stuff you play?
me thinking about how many disparate simulated beats had to happen for Tillman Henderson to sneak into the Vault and avoid all consequences of the Expansion Era ending: uh... you know... FIFA...

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rawContent: There's no such thing as a "real Blaseball fan". If you participate in any way, you're a real fan. If you only read roundups, you're a real fan. If you choose to become mortal and stay in Middle-earth with your husband instead of sailing to the Undying Lands, you're a real fan

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rawContent: @SpiesBlaseball Don't worry, intelligence gathering isn't the Spies strong suit

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rawContent: You can eat these things separately, you don't have to eat them together. If the person at the store said you have to eat them together, they were lying and you should file a complaint

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rawContent: Alright, so from top to bottom this stack is Oreo (Cookie), Pepperjack sandwich cracker, Reese's cup, nutella, oreo creme, chipotle hot sauce, a single peanut, cheddar cheese, turkey, nutella, chedder and peanutbutter sandwich cracker and another oreo (cookie). video in replies. https://t.co/JrfHaR7PjE

rawDescription: The official, official account of the Chicago Firefighters Blaseball team. We are from Chicago. #WAFC #WeAreFromChicago

location: Chicago, IL

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rawContent: @Deathmintpride so true bestie

renderedContent: @Deathmintpride so true bestie

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rawContent: Utilizing the full power of Nvidia GeForce Extreme Ray-Tracing, Blaseball's next release will kill characters you love with all new levels of HyperRealism™

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rawContent: @gayloserlmao tbf the interviews goes on to talk specifically about the mechanical complexity of the expansion era. This is referring to the actual game client itself I think

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username: gayloserlmao

displayname: avery 🍬 (derogatory) WITHout smilla :(


rawContent: The '80s Tigers https://t.co/LmQxQtghlW

renderedContent: The '80s Tigers https://t.co/LmQxQtghlW

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rawContent: GamesBeat transcribed 'Hades Tigers' as "'80s Tigers" https://t.co/SRCN2OB0D2

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rawContent: Blaseball interview: From backup plan to fantasy sports sensation https://t.co/f4Mk5LCVgk by @jason_wilson

renderedContent: Blaseball interview: From backup plan to fantasy sports sensation wp.me/p8wLEc-bnbs by @jason_wilson

username: GamesBeat

displayname: GamesBeat

rawDescription: GamesBeat is the gaming division of @VentureBeat. Follow us for breaking news, reviews, features, and more.

location: San Francisco, CA

text: gamesbeat.com

source: VentureBeat

sourceLabel: VentureBeat

description: Blaseball had one heckuva 2020, becoming a sensation. Now, this riff on fantasy sports is looking to new horizons.

username: VentureBeat

displayname: VentureBeat

rawDescription: Obsessed with covering transformative technology.

location: San Francisco + NYC

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rawContent: @GamesBeat @jason_wilson wow! https://t.co/rQmT3ngKt7

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rawContent: @thecrankybunny those are the spots where the crab got tickled and made it back to base

text: blaseball.boston

username: thecrankybunny

displayname: Bunny


rawContent: really makes u think https://t.co/E99zAtP7CF

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rawContent: @tediousdullard The Batldrmore Crabs

renderedContent: @tediousdullard The Batldrmore Crabs

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username: tediousdullard

displayname: Kids rule UK


rawContent: Long discourse threads aren't suited to Twitter, they work much better in essay format on Substack or Medium where I can ignore them

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rawContent: @BOS_flowers No Playoffs Win No Golden Ring

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displayname: The Boston Flowers have Returned. 🌹


rawContent: @TkoLiftOfficial Instead of being incinerated I would simply dodge roll out of the way

text: blaseball.boston

username: TkoLiftOfficial

displayname: The Tokyo Lift (can regenerate limbs)


rawContent:
@arrowsuns but who made the black hole?

we owe a big debt to a small fox

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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username: arrowsuns

displayname: cori 🎸🚤


rawContent: @arrowsuns tot fox murdered the sun, the bar was already pretty high

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rawContent: @lilacfev which team does Ratioed Effortlessly play for?

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username: lilacfev

displayname: fev 🐀


rawContent: dead team

renderedContent: dead team

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rawContent: Tweeting "dead game" at the blaseball account every day until Blaseball returns, then celebrating my victory

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rawContent: Rolling the Off-Season Discourse Dice (~3d12) to find out what 50-tweet thread I'll be posting today. Looking forward to sharing how DRAWING FAN ART of HAUNTED PLAYERS is OFFENSIVE TO GHOSTS [1/50]

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rawContent: @MLB @Minecraft Add The Baltimore Crabs you cowards

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username: MLB

displayname: MLB

username: Minecraft

displayname: Minecraft


rawContent: @AK_Immortals not sure, I watch on BBC and they blur most of it out 😭

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: 🌟 The ROGUE Alaskan Immortals 🌟 Team Account 🌟


rawContent: blaseball is the 2nd queerest sport community and we love it! the first is Extreme Gay

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rawContent: @ilianaquorum Incineration is the only way out

text: blaseball.boston

username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬


rawContent: who tf is victor and why they write so much history??

username: BlaseballCrabs

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rawContent:
Godspeed, you beautiful bastards
Send us a postcard while you're up there

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rawContent:
some pieces of media 'jump the shark'

Blaseball hit the shark really hard with a steel chair

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rawContent: Last week in Blaseball was so wild! Can't wait to see how the devs top it when the final season begins on Monday!

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rawContent: @_stephenbell_ Are the boned their money, and / or their food?

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: stephen


rawContent: But how will this affect the S24 Playoffs?

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rawContent:
And that's a wrap! Thank you for playing Blaseball.

On the end of the era, what we've learned, and where we're going: https://t.co/dv1YYnBu1h

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And that's a wrap! Thank you for playing Blaseball.

On the end of the era, what we've learned, and where we're going: medium.com/@thegameband_s…

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band

location: The Immaterial Plane

text: thegameband.com

title: And that’s a wrap!

description: Thank you to everyone who made the Expansion Era possible and enjoyed it with us. Before we enter Siesta, The Game Band wanted to pull back…

username: Medium

displayname: Medium

rawDescription: We’re an open platform where readers find insightful thinking, and where creators can share their writing on any topic.

location: San Francisco, CA, US

text: medium.com

description: Official


rawContent: well... *sweats* you know.... that depends... *coughs awkwardly*.. how you..... define "engaging"..... I mean, I certainly wouldn't check it at my god-daughter's christening *alarm bells sound* https://t.co/PED6RJJnWZ

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rawContent: It's the end of everything that ever was, and ever will be. It's a moment outside of time, beyond the known limits of space, where nothing is, and everything isn't. Avoid the discourse beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: we're finally out of early access! can't wait to leave my 14,000 Hours Played Negative review on Steam https://t.co/5YArK9IN8J

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rawContent: what is families? is this new lore? what is friends? what is "logging off"? https://t.co/2yPmDz3qgW

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I always suspected Blaseball would end nullified by an insurmountable external force, but I always assumed it would be rent and bills

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rawContent: a divisive finale to an incredible show. personally I think Tony Soprano was nullified by the Black Hole (hence the hard cut) but its open to interpretation! https://t.co/dcCh3Qdqm7

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rawContent: qaib dogwalker https://t.co/OsGu64lbrr

renderedContent: qaib dogwalker https://t.co/OsGu64lbrr

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rawContent: @blaseball parker dont worry, everything will be ok! and by ok i mean we're dead now

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseround We're The Baltimore Crabs

renderedContent: @blaseround We're The Baltimore Crabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseround

displayname: The Anchor 🐌


rawContent: Which one are you again sorry? The Classics Major with the crates?

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: And how about the @BlaseballCrabs? No more jokes. The Crabs WHAT THE FUCKWAS THAT

rawDescription: Willing host of Blaseball's official, league-sanctioned video Roundup. The ILB bears no responsibility for the opinions of The Anchor.

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rawContent: @blaseball hard to fuel without fuel Parker!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @philly_pies the League will be hole again

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle


rawContent: @CynanOrton @ChiBlaseball 100% down for a london team twitter run ironically by a scot. like "ach no, we lost again! just like England lost the Euros 😭"

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @Memenaar "Incinerated by a Rogue Umpire"? not on my watch son. Get me this naughty ref, i'll ave a word. Show em who the new Boss is. https://t.co/KdXSDYzVfU

text: blaseball.boston

username: Memenaar

displayname: Ryan McDiarmid


rawContent: @7472616E73 i'd be so down for an Irish team run by actual Irish fans. unparalleled craic

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl strike lewkin, awh an wun! in britan we call that a strooky wooky, outy wowty

text: blaseball.boston

username: AtlantisBlasebl

displayname: 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱