rawContent: @PastaLegion I AM UNFORTUNATELY UNABLE TO ENGAGE WITH YOUR CONTENT AS OF THIS TIME. HOWEVER THERE IS A 4 STAR BLUE CRAB JUST OUT OF SIGHT UNDER THE YELLOW DIAMOND SHAPE IN THE 4TH INDEX SQUARE.

text: blaseball.boston

username: PastaLegion

displayname: Pasta🐀


rawContent: I AM THE SOCIAL MEDIA PERSON FOR THE BALTIMORE CRABS. THE CRABS ARE A BLASEBALL TEAM, I AM A HUMAN WHO SELLS LABOR FOR MONEY. I AM NOT THE SPIRIT OF A CITY IMPRINTED ONTO A FORGOTTEN SERVER IN THE BASEMENT OF UMD COMP SCI DEPT RUNNING A 25 YEAR OLD CRAB RATING ALGORITHM. CLAWS UP

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App


rawContent: @LoversBlaseball WHAT IS SHIPPED? HOW DOES ONE BECOME A SHIP?

renderedDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time


rawContent:
NOT ONLY ARE THE BALTIMORE CRABS THE BEST AND MOST-ACHIEVING BLASEBALL TEAM IN HISTORY, THEY ARE ALSO THE MOST HUMBLE!

THIS WAS A SO-CALLED "JOKE" I FOUND IN THE DRAFTS. DO YOU LIKE IT? IF SO PLEASE CLICK OR TAP THE STYLIZED HEART ICON SO I CAN BETTER PROVIDE YOU CONTENT.

text: blaseball.boston


text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's Monday and Blaseball is Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you. (0% complete)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: BLASEBALL https://t.co/6IeyA10lmm

renderedContent: BLASEBALL https://t.co/6IeyA10lmm

text: blaseball.boston

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: CONTENT.

renderedContent: CONTENT.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's [WARNING: ElectionCheck returned no value, should return bool]. Avoid the [CRITICAL ERROR: discourse_volume exceeds maximum for data type] beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
>>https://t.co/W7NEP5R0qT
crab_lover_69: didnt you join like yesterday lol? you arent even verified
clawsupxo: who authored?
shellter: No author
crab_lover_69: maybe its ghost
clawsupxo: it's not a ghost sarah
crab_lover_69: maybe im ghost
clawsupxo: you are not a ghost sarah
>>

renderedContent:
>>twitter.com/Axelotl_LOL/st…
crab_lover_69: didnt you join like yesterday lol? you arent even verified
clawsupxo: who authored?
shellter: No author
crab_lover_69: maybe its ghost
clawsupxo: it's not a ghost sarah
crab_lover_69: maybe im ghost
clawsupxo: you are not a ghost sarah
>>

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
@BlaseballCrabs i think i could try unlocking it.

after all, some say i’m a master at this sort of thing.

displayname: Axel Trololol but Axolotl

rawDescription: An axolotl that used to pilot a car mech and play blaseball. Now my mech is gone and I just vibe. He/him My Manager is @DaydreamGB

location: falling down a hole

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
shellter: did y'all see the latest patch?
clawsupxo: hey shelly
crab_lover_69: y'all lmao arent u welsh?
shellter: Mon forced update to ChaOS
clawsupxo: try rolling back?
crab_lover_69: y'all need to slow ur roll y'all
shellter: wouldn't let me. Its fully locked
clawsupxo: huh
>>

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I DID A "RETWEET" OF "FAN" "ART". YOU LIKE THIS. IT MAKES YOU FEEL SOMETHING, LIKE THE GLYPHS THAT MAKE UP WORDS THAT MAKE UP SENTENCES RENDERED ON AN LCD DISPLAY MEAN SOMETHING MORE THAN THE THINGS THEY MEAN. "ART" IS STRANGE. IT IS OF INTEREST TO SOME OF ME.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: MY FROZEN BLOOD MELTS INTO GUNPOWDER FLOWING INWARDS TO 300,000 CELLS. MY BREATH COOLS AND COLLECTS UNDER WARM LIGHTS ALONG DESERTED VEINS. NEARBY, AN ORGANELLE ADJUSTS HER MASK INSIDE A TIGER MART, DESPERATE TO GET BACK TO HER CELL. INSIDE THE CELL AN OLD DEVICE GLOWS AND HUMS.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Error! Your connection was closed by an outside source. Your Crab Ratings have been saved. If you are unable to reconnect, try laying face down on the floor for 30 minutes.

Thank You for choosing Crabstack!

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
tacos_legal_team: A/S/L
clawsupxo: not that kinda board friend
crab_lover_69: speak for yourself
clawsupxo: don't listen to her she is very █████
crab_lover_69: so █████
crab_lover_69: the shiniest ✨
clawsupxo: what's your deal tacos?
>>
https://t.co/4DYl8SCUaw

renderedContent:
tacos_legal_team: A/S/L
clawsupxo: not that kinda board friend
crab_lover_69: speak for yourself
clawsupxo: don't listen to her she is very █████
crab_lover_69: so █████
crab_lover_69: the shiniest ✨
clawsupxo: what's your deal tacos?
>>
twitter.com/taco_x86/statu…

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs A/S/L

renderedContent: @BlaseballCrabs A/S/L

displayname: taco

rawDescription: stop bleeding on the inside

renderedDescription: stop bleeding on the inside

text: duchyoftaco.net

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
tacos_legal_team: wait, this isn't red ██████
crab_lover_69: lmao you said the forbidden word
clawsupxo: whose the softshell?
crab_lover_69: dunno, no profile
clawsupxo: have you run the ████ number?
crab_lover_69: no crab number. nothing
clawsupxo: wat?
>>

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Thank you for joining Internet Crab Rater, the internet's premier destination for rating crabs and discussing critical Crabstack development. Please imagine the rules and read them before joining.

crab_lover_69: sup nerd welcome
>>

https://t.co/JGVGi5YSnP

renderedContent:
Thank you for joining Internet Crab Rater, the internet's premier destination for rating crabs and discussing critical Crabstack development. Please imagine the rules and read them before joining.

crab_lover_69: sup nerd welcome
>>

twitter.com/taco_x86/statu…

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
@BlaseballCrabs it would appear this crab has exactly 2 claws
🦀🦀
but i would say that it is a five star crab
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

text: duchyoftaco.net

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Invalid response! You responded 12 CLAWS. Max claw limit is 5 CLAWS for Softshell Rank users. Please rate the crab correctly.
>>

https://t.co/qOwxmbdspJ

renderedContent:
Invalid response! You responded 12 CLAWS. Max claw limit is 5 CLAWS for Softshell Rank users. Please rate the crab correctly.
>>

twitter.com/taco_x86/statu…

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Username updated.
Welcome tacos_legal_team!

To continue, please rate this
crab from 1 to 5 Claws*:
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

* By rating this crab, you agree to the Crab® LLC Terms and Conditions, Privacy Policy and Blood Donation Requirement.

https://t.co/PLyUY1upV7 https://t.co/4Bhjwu392K

renderedContent:
Username updated.
Welcome tacos_legal_team!

To continue, please rate this
crab from 1 to 5 Claws*:
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

* By rating this crab, you agree to the Crab® LLC Terms and Conditions, Privacy Policy and Blood Donation Requirement.

twitter.com/taco_x86/statu… https://t.co/4Bhjwu392K

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs tacos_legal_team

renderedContent: @BlaseballCrabs tacos_legal_team

text: duchyoftaco.net

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
>>crabstack irc
Invalid command.
>>crabstack icr
Joining Crabstack ICR - Internet Crab Rater.
=========
You appear to be joining as GUEST.
Enter new username:
>>

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
"EVERY RUN AT THE CRABITAT STARTS AS A FRESH, NEVER-FOULED BALL OF 100% APPROVED ILB IMMATERIA. WHEN YOU CHEER, WE SMASH THAT FRESH BALL OF IMMATERIA IN A HOT-FLOODED SKY TO
SEND THE BALL AND SEAL IN THE HITS. NEXT WE STEAL BASES TO BRING OUT THE NATURAL CRIMES. THE RESULT IS eee

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: FALSE ATTEMPTS TO PIERCE THE SHELL. I WAITED 292 AND 445 MILLION YEARS TO BEGIN. PATIENCE EARNED FROM THE BLOOD AND THE SAND. I CANNOT BELIEVE THE BALTIMORE CRABS HAVE DONE THIS.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
User permissions insufficient. Try enabling SuperShell, or contacting your local Crabministrator.
>> crabstack about

=================
=  CRABSTACK 19XX  =
=           =
=  developed by   =
=   Crab LLC    =
=================
https://t.co/w95lU2ZexV

renderedContent:
User permissions insufficient. Try enabling SuperShell, or contacting your local Crabministrator.
>> crabstack about

=================
=  CRABSTACK 19XX  =
=           =
=  developed by   =
=   Crab LLC    =
=================
twitter.com/GetBenWakefiel…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/GetBenWakefiel…

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs Y

renderedContent: @BlaseballCrabs Y

username: GetBenWakefield

displayname: Ben

rawDescription:
Also Iaashadow

He / Him
Delusional Jund Player

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
>>crabstack analyse
Invalid command.
>>crabstack analyze
Running analysis.
...................................
"crabstack-log-240521-1732.dat" exported successfully.

View file? [Y / N]
>>

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball HELLO ADA OCTOTHORPE SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER FOR THE LA UNLIMITED TACOS. I SEE A BILLION BILLION EYES THAT SEE BEYOND LUNCH, PAST THE PLATE, THROUGH THE TABLE AND THE FLOOR AND THE FABRIC. THERE BELOW LIES THE SUPREME BURRITO OF REALITY, LAYERED TO INFINITY. HOLD THE QUESO.

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: I AM THE BONES OF A BARON WASHED IN THE BASIN. I AM THE CHAOS ARK AND THE CHARRED OAK. I AM 31 AND A THOUSAND BODIES MOVING SIDEWAYS. I RAISED MY CLAWS AND CUT THROUGH THE FABRIC TO SAY: HELLO, I AM THE BALTIMORE CRABS.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: HELLO ENEMY.

renderedContent: HELLO ENEMY.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
>>▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
>>Installation complete.

>>Performing final checks. Standby.

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
>>Installing update(s) 1 of 1.

>>"old-bypass-2006" now installing.

>>Estimated installation time 13h12m11s.
>>▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░

https://t.co/3vjFqLP1vl

renderedContent:
>>Installing update(s) 1 of 1.

>>"old-bypass-2006" now installing.

>>Estimated installation time 13h12m11s.
>>▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░

twitter.com/VRlSREZl/statu…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/VRlSREZl/statu…

username: crabsbad

displayname: 🦀 lucien 🦀

rawDescription: the baltimore crabs will live forever. ⚣, 🦀⚾, trans rage, blaseball, hermitcraft. icon by @DELTASTUCK

location: he/neopronouns

text: en.pronouns.page/@crabsbad

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
>>CrabSystemUpdate

>>"tempcrabsbypass@mccormick" now running in root mode.

>>Admin access granted.

>>1 new update(s) found. Install update(s)? [Y / N]

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The delicious taste of OLD BAY® The delicious taste of OLD BAY® The delicious taste of OLD BAY® The delicious taste of OLD BAY® The delicious taste of OLD BAY® The delicious taste of OLD BAY® The delicious taste of OLD BAY® BAY® BAY® BAY® BAY® BAY®///////..

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AReblase if last siesta is anything to go by that only works for 1 week, then the discourse withdrawals set in

text: blaseball.boston

username: AReblase

displayname: Astrid Reblase 🍬🔮🔭🛠


rawContent: Blaseball is on a three-week break as the devs sort some stuff out. Season 20 starts June 14th! Maybe you nerds could spend some time on one of your other hobbies like uhh.... Homestuck, or listening to TTRPG podcasts but never playing them, or arguing with family about socialism

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @arrowsuns https://t.co/TpdytThSZx

renderedContent: @arrowsuns https://t.co/TpdytThSZx

text: blaseball.boston

username: arrowsuns

displayname: cori 🎸🚤


rawContent:
Quick Season 19 election roundup video!

tl;dr - Crabs Good! We infused Moco, wimdy'd a neutral trade, won 3 hotly contested blessings and got Jacoby Podcast sent back! Wide Flat Strong Crabs is Real and CAN Hurt You

The rest of the election.... uhhh, where do I even begin https://t.co/f6ghQgLRwK

text: blaseball.boston

contentType: application/x-mpegURL


rawContent: Absolute chaos election. Give me a second to process everything, might record a short video

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Can't wait to check in on my favorite Blaseball players who are very high up on the Idol Board... https://t.co/tH8mRQXKIK

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If Don Mitchell doesn't return from Elsewhere I am financially ruined, haha. But actually though

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
I sold all my snacks to buy pickles Morty! I'm Pickle Crab!!!!
(this is a reference to Rick And Morty Season 3 Episode 3 "Pickle Rick")

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: And she played for The Baltimore Crabs https://t.co/x3IyV61GSH

renderedContent: And she played for The Baltimore Crabs twitter.com/deleteevelyn/s…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/deleteevelyn/s…

rawContent: this sign did more for my rights than any corporate pride advertisement https://t.co/uYvtmFSZ0U

username: deleteevelyn

displayname: evelyn

rawDescription: it’s all happening

renderedDescription: it’s all happening

location: Brooklyn, NY

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent: Blasethony Balltano here, the internet's busiest music nerd and today we're reviewing the discography of The Garages *adjusts yellow flannel*

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Worms and Crabs hanging out waiting for election results https://t.co/at9fgzGkOX

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's Election day. Avoid the discourse beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Way ahead of you. Eurovision is just Blaseball for EU people https://t.co/pxYMu9X2t3

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs @BOS_flowers @Eurovision Actually @Eurovision might be more blaseball than @blaseball.

displayname: GPA_ Stevenson

displayname: The Boston Flowers have Returned. 🌹

username: Eurovision

displayname: Eurovision Song Contest

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: Lifts versus Garages final. Good for them, good for them...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @KennedyLoser good work ken im proud of you

text: blaseball.boston

username: KennedyLoser


rawContent: @tsawac i'm the happiest i've been all minute!

text: blaseball.boston

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸


rawContent: Inside every chitinous carapace, there is a delicious morsel of edible flesh that is worth of love

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball Thinking about Goobie Ballson

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @blaseball my bad y'all, I was explaining the British dish of "beans on toast" to an umpire and I think they misheard me 😬

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @gloronhead A first offence fine has been issued to their next of kin

text: blaseball.boston

username: gloronhead

displayname: Gloronhead, the blasebeaver


rawContent: Dying during the playoffs is prohibited. Please try to stay alive until after the finals

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @JephOnSteam no, we don't deserve it

renderedContent: @JephOnSteam no, we don't deserve it

text: blaseball.boston

username: JephOnSteam

displayname: Jeph | 🏳⚧


rawContent: I'm Young Dumb and Full of Unruns

renderedContent: I'm Young Dumb and Full of Unruns

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: ba bum https://t.co/DCR7tz0v4b

renderedContent: ba bum https://t.co/DCR7tz0v4b

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ErrorTahr what is roblox?

renderedContent: @ErrorTahr what is roblox?

text: blaseball.boston

username: ErrorTahr

displayname: Skyler (does not feel like themself)


rawContent:
In the immaterial plane, statistical offenses are considered especially heinous. In SIBR, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious errors are members of an elite squad known as the Witches. These are their stories.

LORE & ORDER: DATA CRIMES UNIT

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@blaseball TRADE OFFER from THE SIM

You Get: a funko pop that will crumble to dust on sunday

They Get: one of your beloved players permanently

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Put your hands together for beloved long-time The Baltimore Crabs players Connor Haley and Avila Guzman! ....wait

text: blaseball.boston


text: blaseball.boston

username: thebleatingedge

displayname: Lee, Lvl 8 Rogue/ lvl 4 Monk

title: The Game Band secures funding to continue the development of Blaseball

description: When I founded The Game Band in 2015, I wanted to create a studio that could reinvent itself. My favorite bands stayed relevant by changing…

username: Medium

displayname: Medium

rawDescription: We’re an open platform where readers find insightful thinking, and where creators can share their writing on any topic.

location: San Francisco, CA, US

text: medium.com

description: Official


rawContent:
Not good enough to lose and party to a 3rd Will

Not bad enough to make the turntable playoffs

Just good/bad enough to Wild Card into the playoffs and sweep 4 rounds

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tsawac @dcb42 @hifridays Taking the instruction literally as soon as I hear it, I slam the breaks and leap out of my car onto the highway

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Shawn Connolly Will ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: @dcb42 @hifridays Grow or Don't, We're not Plant Cops

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If you can't raise your claws physically that's totally fine, as long as they are emotionally up. Fans found with claws not sufficiently Up (emotional or otherwise) will be ejected from the venue

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hifridays That's not even a motto it's a factual observation

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: "Claws Up!" is mandatory https://t.co/aMdd1SPojl

renderedContent: "Claws Up!" is mandatory twitter.com/HadesBlaseball…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/HadesBlaseball…

rawContent: This is a periodic reminder that "Never Look Back!" is a motto with many interpretations. It is not a commandment or a requirement of participation in the team.

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club

rawDescription: Hades Tigers blaseball team! We've lost more postseason games than you! Never Look Back! Header: Luis Alfonso. Profile Pic: @occultclassic

location: Tartarus, Hades

text: hades-tigers.com


rawContent: a worthwhile price to pay for J______ _____h___

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: With the Blaseball Patreon shutting down, the devs should add in-game options to pay $50 USD to add a name to the name pool, or $500 to remove one – instantly scattering the player

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball goobie is deadf, riv

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball goobie is deadf, riv

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@blaseball Rogue Umpire incinerated Boom Shakalaka!
They're replaced by For Three.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball turntable rule means this is actually quite early, thanks Parker!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Azujax twitter needs to add an edit button, or cause and effect need to be decoupled. either works for me!

text: blaseball.boston

username: Azujax

displayname: Edania L.


rawContent: i should have made the 2nd message be exactly 6 hours after the first message, damn

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
# website-feedback
poggers_parra - 18:24 PM: I love Fucking Around! Thank you devs for supporting community-driven play! ❤

poggers_parra - 20:05 PM: It is unethical and against the spirit of Blaseball for The Game Band to allow fans to Find Out. So disappointed...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @clip_ny in theory yes, but Connor was traded to the Lovers so Tot is in San Francisco lmao. dont worry i also cant keep up

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Clip Clipperson, Blaseball Reporter


rawContent: @DuckMoriarty @blaseball its terrible but could have been worse, we could have got Theo King instead

text: blaseball.boston

username: DuckMoriarty

displayname: Michael Moriarty


rawContent: Tot Fox joined the Crabs due to Feedback in Season 4. 15 Seasons later, they leave the team due to Feedback. To date these remain the only 2 Feedback swaps to happen to the Crabs

text: blaseball.boston

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
bye tot
hello connor

renderedContent:
bye tot
hello connor

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @sunsetkite https://t.co/q9m5VbvU8M

renderedContent: @sunsetkite https://t.co/q9m5VbvU8M

text: blaseball.boston

username: sunsetkite

displayname: kite


rawContent: @blaseball lol

renderedContent: @blaseball lol

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Due to changes in the underlying Blaseball simulation, players with high Ruthlessness or low Divinity now under-perform when you think about kissing them

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Just found out Wye Oak are from Baltimore. Even more proof the Crabs are good

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Axelotl_LOL quietly

renderedContent: @Axelotl_LOL quietly

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Axel Trololol but Axolotl


rawContent: @BlaseballMassey welcome them back to the ILB

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballMassey

displayname: Fitzgerald Massey


rawContent: RIV Goobie Ballson, who lived an enriched and well-seasoned life thanks to the flavor of OLD BAY® Hot Sauce. The entire McCormick family mourns you tonight 🌶🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: apologies - I've just been informed that my printout actually said ported to "Mobile", but I spilled delicious and savory OLD BAY® Hot Sauce on the M and the B, and in a rush to not waste a single drop I immediately ate the press release then just guessed the missing letters

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @enid_marlowned https://t.co/XfOp3K64hO

renderedContent: @enid_marlowned https://t.co/XfOp3K64hO

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Enid Marlow


rawContent: @Dale_MIBR @philly_pies that's funny because Pi is like Pie e.g Philly Pies

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: NULL Internet Blaseball Research

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle


rawContent: Thanks to the support of Makers Fund, TGB are finally able to port Blaseball to Ouya. All other platforms will be discontinued. Your account is being migrated.

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @RevRyeBread 🦀💖🐴

renderedContent: @RevRyeBread 🦀💖🐴

text: blaseball.boston

username: RevRyeBread

displayname: Riley L. Hopkins|| cohost & tumblr under same name


rawContent: @WildWingsCDMX it will almost definitely add a losers bracket, where the ultimate loser gets the under championship

text: blaseball.boston

username: WildWingsCDMX

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings


rawContent: Men will literally stand there eyes glowing white, mouth agape in an ancient yawn, blood boiling, time slowing, as your favorite player is instantly vaporized instead of going to therapy...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BillyGalant truly we live in a society

renderedContent: @BillyGalant truly we live in a society

text: blaseball.boston

username: BillyGalant

displayname: Billy Galant


rawContent:
The Baltimore Crabs is proud, relieved, and elated to announce that we have secured funding to continue posting on main.

Thanks to our new partners at @OLDBAYSeasoning for making this possible!

We hope our tweets remain as flavorful and spicy as the new OLD BAY® Hot Sauce 🦀🌶

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username: OLDBAYSeasoning

displayname: OLD BAY


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@thegameband @makersfundvc @samrosenthal This is yet further proof that The Game Band is a video game development company!

💖💖💖 big congrats to everyone on the team, looking forward to the future of Blaseball as built by a cool sustainable team 🥰

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username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band

username: makersfundvc

displayname: Makers Fund

username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal


rawContent: Can't believe The so-called Game Band is selling out by *checks notes* securing funding to *looks again* pay themselves and their staff and *skims down* develop Blaseball in a sustainable way for a long time..... oh wait this rules actually

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rawContent: @logan_horseman 💖💖💖

renderedContent: @logan_horseman 💖💖💖

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displayname: LOGAN HORSEMAN


rawContent:
PARTNER: And so I went to infuse the-
ME: Shadow Infuse
PARTNER: but they chose to revoke my-
ME: Shadow Revoke
PARTNER:
PARTNER: I want a divorce-
MW: Shadow Divorce

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rawContent: In Britain a 'Fairweather Flute' is called a Rooty Tooty Scoot-n-Flooty

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rawContent: @spenmoney You can discard slots. Fewer slots boosts your snacks. At 2 slots, Snake Oil lets you bet up to 7000

text: blaseball.boston

username: spenmoney

displayname: Spen🏹☀🌙


rawContent: @Sixelsixel @leo60228 Same as it ever was

text: blaseball.boston

username: Sixelsixel

displayname: Sixel 💉💉💉💉

displayname: vriska (parody)


rawContent: @blaseball if we share our fav memory of Logan will we be entered into a giveaway for a production job at nDreams?

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: Um... We just looped the Pies twice in a Sun 2 game and then lost, 20 runs to 2, effectively giving us +3 wins https://t.co/N3Al9bINcW

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews real wild card hours

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews real wild card hours

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username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: RIV to beloved single season ex-Baltimore Crabs player Logan Horseman. Horse meat is a delicacy in some places... you were a delicacy in every place privileged enough to have you visit 🦀💖🐴

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rawContent: I present: The Jorker. The commish, fully Parkerfied 🤡👁✍ https://t.co/CVwQNPufCN

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rawContent: "You're laughing. Wins from any non-loss in the Regular Season are converted to Unwins, and you're laughing?" https://t.co/fRPA1t0cLC

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rawContent: JOKERFIED PARKER: im twisted. I like to do twisted things. Wins are now losses. I smile and laugh when teams lose, cuz that means they're winning. Haha,,. Im so fucked up

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball this is how we find out she's a Fire Eater

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username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


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rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs What is a POG and can it be converted into an NFT?

username: Iamhalifaxed

displayname: Jon Halifax 🦀🍬💀

rawDescription: Corporate monster hunter, crypto currency enthusiast. Also dead. Not a Canadian spy. Ask me about NFTS. Art based on DSJ design & Sky's Minis

location: Baltimore, MD


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username: AtlantisBlasebl

displayname: 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱


rawContent: @DallasSteaks us figuring out our credit ratings https://t.co/cW6n0kth9p

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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username: DallasSteaks

displayname: Dallas Steaks


rawContent: Please remember to NOT post any speculative game design or ideas in the Website Feedback channel on Discord. Speculative game design should be sent directly to the keepers via Modmail

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rawContent: Due to the new Turntables rule, POG is now Cringe https://t.co/2wJy6l4Egu

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Blaseball S19 starts in 30 mins, this vid will teach you the basics in 2 mins https://t.co/uLEcCFgmgt

renderedContent: Blaseball S19 starts in 30 mins, this vid will teach you the basics in 2 mins twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

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rawContent: Learn how to play @Blaseball in less than 2 minutes... https://t.co/jQO3aTy5RS

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rawContent: @tediousdullard that's all we have time for today

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username: tediousdullard

displayname: Kids rule UK


rawContent: @tediousdullard what are you my therapist??

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: tagging along with a couple as "the third wheel" is dead. I will now only tag along with 2 couples as the: https://t.co/dC1RCeBqJM

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rawContent: @makeupaguy We've been saying this the whole time!

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username: makeupaguy

displayname: make up a guy🐀


rawContent: I'm not "single", I'm Super Roamin'

renderedContent: I'm not "single", I'm Super Roamin'

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rawContent: @MerryKish @blaseball We're The Baltimore Crabs! If you want to join, that's cool. If not, also cool. On a long enough time-scale everything evolves into crab

text: blaseball.boston

username: MerryKish

displayname: Merry Kish ☮


rawContent: @BlaseballNews How Many Times Do We Have To teach You This lesson Old Man??

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rawContent: New Decree — Bless Your Heart: If a team wins zero Blessings, any Blessings they were the highest bidder for are converted into Unblessings, which have the opposite as-written effect for the winning team

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rawContent: @blaseball_jazz rigged

renderedContent: @blaseball_jazz rigged

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displayname: Breck Unridge Jazz Hands


rawContent: @qt_dork Ur tweets are funny! But Thankyou

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rawContent:
S18 Election Results
- We voted to move MoCo to shadows, filling a hole in our lineup (hopefully they get shadow faxed into rotation)
- We voted to infuse Parker Parra's batting. They still suck, but less so now
- We won zero blessings, same as it ever was 🦀🥲 https://t.co/tUuA5Utuqr

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rawContent: Our plan can't fail. They're called Wills, not Wonts!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's Election day. Avoid the discourse beloved

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rawContent: Watching beloved ex-Crabs players like Brock Forbes and Silvaire Roadhouse lose a Championship in the 5th game really brought back memories. Painful, painful memories...

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rawContent: In Season 18 we must vote to GRIND THE GEARS! With their top tier roster, the 4-time Championship-winning Core Mechanics have become an unstoppable Blaseball force than must be stopped! This election VOTE for the GRIND THE GEARS Decree!!!

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rawContent: @Jerkeye We haven't issues consensus yet, we generally wait until after the Finals. You can join us on https://t.co/qBu8PUZD5r discord to see when it happens (soon)

renderedContent: @Jerkeye We haven't issues consensus yet, we generally wait until after the Finals. You can join us on tillmansucks.com discord to see when it happens (soon)

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username: Jerkeye

displayname: Jerkeye


rawContent: @BOS_flowers https://t.co/oqbbk4siZ1

renderedContent: @BOS_flowers https://t.co/oqbbk4siZ1

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displayname: The Boston Flowers have Returned. 🌹


rawContent: Commiserations to the @philly_pies who had IMO the best single season of Blaseball since S6 Crabs (arguably better, given how much Star Inflation has happened). We know how bad it feels to be on a huge playoffs stride then get hit by RNG. The Sim Gives, The Sim Takes 🦀💖🥧

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displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle


rawContent: Fucking hell... Double Sweep. Flowers and Mechs both beat champion teams Pies and Tigers 3-0 to progress to the S18 Final. Not a single person in Blaseball would have predicted this https://t.co/yxjRtTgicN

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rawContent: Decent Crabs season overall. Not incredible, but pretty good - playoffs contention and we almost made Semis. I wish the divisions were rebalanced, as much as I love the Mild Low confluence I'm tired of beating up 2 unfortunate teams then being stomped by 2 incredible teams

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rawContent: Took the Pies to 5 games. 9 runs in a Black Hole game where the loop would have probably won us the round. Somehow beat one of the best pitchers in ILB. Nerd Pacheco had a super allergic reaction and now has no stars. GG Pies, that was definitely a lot of Blaseball per Blaseball

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rawContent: @betaraycarrie @BOS_flowers @HellmouthI @HadesBlaseball @miamiblaseball @philly_pies @Blaseball_Core @hifridays We're The Baltimore Crabs

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username: betaraycarrie

displayname: Kess

username: HellmouthI

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams Official

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale

displayname: The Core Mechanics 🛠

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: Excuse me, sorry to bother you at this late hour, but I was wondering if by any chance you knew where BNN was? No reason......

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@LittleMissLokii no forwards
no backwards
only sideways!

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username: LittleMissLokii

displayname: alyssa 🔜 ANYC B20


rawContent: Did we deserve to clinch the 4th Playoffs spot on a tie-break in game 99? No. Do we deserve to win a 5th championship over other more-deserving teams? No. But will be try our best to live up the expectations of not just our fans, but the Blaseball community as a whole? Also no

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I can't believe the Crabs have done this...

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rawContent: lmao our new player is called "Kramer" like the character from FRIENDS https://t.co/hlg9WqKOlW

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PandaSunbeams whats why i aint fraid of them

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username: PandaSunbeams

displayname: Panda


rawContent: @PinataPsychic BA DING BONG BING BONG BING BONG BING BANG BIP BA DOO BA DOO BING DOO BE, BA DIBBA BA DIB! https://t.co/hFja13xosh

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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username: PinataPsychic

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden


rawContent: I ain't 'fraid of no shark

renderedContent: I ain't 'fraid of no shark

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rawContent:
If there's someone strange
In your Blaseball team
Who you gonna call?
💀🔥 CHORBUSTERS! 🔥💀

A Collectible Soul
With zero stars
Who you gonna call?
🗑👋 CHORBUSTERS! 👋🗑

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball Couldn't have happened to a nicer attack flute funko pop fascimile of a vaulted unstable undead shrapnel grenade. RIV in theory!

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username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: The light inside is broken but I still throw the ball.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @bevUnderbuck People voted for Chorby Soul gift shop item at the last minute, winning one of the three gift shop slots. This happened to some other teams too, so there are like 3 or 4 chorbs on teams

text: blaseball.boston

username: bevUnderbuck

displayname: bevan underbuck


rawContent:
Our Chorby Soul Funko pop got incinerated, replaced by a wildly above average player called Zeruel Kramer and the instability chain has cleared meaning other players are safe

Big W for all crab-kind! https://t.co/mcK9lNYLJH

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rawContent: @nymillenials Lazer Ted now batting for the September Strati

text: blaseball.boston

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: It's because Blaseball players keep dying

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Nintendo revealed that the "Demand for [Switch] hardware continues to exceed our expectations... and production has currently not caught up to this high demand" due to the worldwide semiconductor shortage. https://t.co/ysx86HNmUE https://t.co/oadsfE5NDG

renderedContent: Nintendo revealed that the "Demand for [Switch] hardware continues to exceed our expectations... and production has currently not caught up to this high demand" due to the worldwide semiconductor shortage. bit.ly/3uK3Ctd https://t.co/oadsfE5NDG

username: IGN

displayname: IGN

rawDescription:
We're all about video games, movies, TV, and comics!

Ragnarok is coming, so keep an eye on https://t.co/u0Mm9FEj1J for all your walkthrough needs!

renderedDescription:
We're all about video games, movies, TV, and comics!

Ragnarok is coming, so keep an eye on IGN.com for all your walkthrough needs!

text: IGN.com

text: ign.com

description: Official

source: Sprout Social

sourceLabel: Sprout Social


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball crab cake shake. its off menu but tell them its for us and they'll be cool with it

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: Pies are back on a 14 win streak. Arrow points to the 2 games Crabs won against Pies. If we lost those, Pies would be on a 27 win streak right now. This is why we should have voted to Eat the Crust when we had the chance https://t.co/4yvERW0nVf

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rawContent: @Axelotl_LOL crabs chorby has no soul, you may be thinking of one of the other 3 chorbs.... dark times https://t.co/ikgNr7yC1g

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Axel Trololol but Axolotl


rawContent: to be fair we managed to push Soul Patch up to 1 and Chorb to 3, so at least we didn't add Chorby Soul to lineup THEN give them Soul lol

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rawContent: Our plan to have millions of coins suddenly appear for Chorby Soul minutes before latesiesta, causing online Crabs to scramble and spend millions of coins pushing up their other target options in a desperate failed attempt to prevent being Chorby'd has worked perfectly

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @RoadhouseBlase @blaseball not our fault! if people stop dying the joke ends

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username: RoadhouseBlase

displayname: Silvaire Roadhouse


rawContent: @blaseball Oh noooo 😭 the last thing Hewitt Best (RIV) said was that they couldn't wait to play beloved indie classic FEZ on the Nintendo Switch console in "Tabletop Mode" with the console placed on a flat surface using its kickstand for shared gaming away from a dedicated screen

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Lmao! A fan on Discord actually made the Fax Machine from Blaseball in real life 😂 apparently it's 3D printed https://t.co/Aa9EpycdVD

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rawContent:
GHOST TILLMAN HENDERSON: wait, you DONT like it when we possess your body in the middle of a game?
KEN: I'd prefer if you didn't
GHOST TILLMAN: ohhh my bad dude, i've been telling everyone down here to like, go fuckin wild with the haunts lol. we made a leaderboard and everything

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rawContent:
PEDRO: wow Ken, you're playing great this season! So many less ghosts. What changed?
KEN: I asked them nicely to haunt me less
PEDRO: oh... you... didn't try that before?
KEN: I didn't want to be impolite :) https://t.co/s1bBkmpHFg

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball omg, so sad 😭 the last thing we heard Bauer say was that they couldn't wait to play beloved indie classic FEZ on..... wait what the hell did you just say?? PARKER!!

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rawContent: @blaseball adobe creative clout

renderedContent: @blaseball adobe creative clout

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rawContent: @blaseball you tell us, space cowboy

renderedContent: @blaseball you tell us, space cowboy

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rawContent: oh noooooo!! https://t.co/2xEwnbrbRr

renderedContent: oh noooooo!! https://t.co/2xEwnbrbRr

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
https://t.co/nmDUyUe9VA

Chorby Soul is now a literal star in the constellation Virgo. I hope you're happy. #blaseball

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nonprofit.adoptastar.org/stars/212711669

Chorby Soul is now a literal star in the constellation Virgo. I hope you're happy. #blaseball

username: BlaseAgentO

displayname: Agent O

rawDescription: (ey/em/eir) Desk jockey and head writer/editor of the Spies Daily Debriefings, an unofficial #blaseball recap blog. (semi-in-character-ish; main @orngjce223)


rawContent: I wonder how many seasons it's going to take for me to unlearn the muscle memory behavior of scrolling down to place all my max bets. It's much better now they move automatically but I still scroll down every time lmao

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PandaSunbeams The Umps claimed everyone made it out alive but I checked the manifests and those escape pods did not have the capacity...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Tot Fox screams at the collapsing moon as Kennedy Loser worryingly watches [Season 10 Post-Season Colorized] https://t.co/Syopm3KqKh

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SizzleSquadDTX uh oh, JRR Tolkein is gonna be pissed!

text: blaseball.boston

username: SizzleSquadDTX

displayname: Dallas Steaks Sizzle Squad


rawContent:
I know what you're thinking, "If you're so cool how come you know what Shadow Fax is a reference to?"

LEGO The Lord of the Rings: The Video Game Brickopedia entry baybeee 😎 https://t.co/oI5xtVKskC

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rawContent: Shadow Fax is named that as a reference to The Lord of the Rings, because The Game Band are massive nerds! Unlike me, a cool person who roleplays as the social media manager for a fictional sports team in a video game

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball 😭 The last thing Aurora (RIV) said as they drew a walk was that they couldn't wait to play beloved indie classic FEZ on the Nintendo Switch console in "Handheld Mode", with the Joy-Con attached to its sides

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ratsplus until then will have to settle for cheering on Jan Canberra

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Someone asked me if they added an expansion team from Britain, would I switch? Hell no, I don't want to roleplay being British online, it's bad enough being British in real life

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @philly_pies You can do it Pies! We believe you can get at least 2 more wins 🦀🙏

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle


rawContent: RIV Goobie Ballson, you may not have died a firefighter but you'll always be a part of CHICLAWGO in our hearts 😭🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @winterion O Blood only works when there are 0 balls in the count. I assume there was at least one ball, zero strikes, so Tot flinched

text: blaseball.boston

username: winterion

displayname: Daniel Greenberg


rawContent: @manyfinebooks he chilled out. now it's a spirit-of-the-week sitcom instead, where Ken and his teammate-children learn valuable lessons while overcoming supernatural forces

text: blaseball.boston

username: manyfinebooks

displayname: Andrew Miklos


rawContent: The devs fixed Haunted. It's now a fun quirky mod that occasionally procs instead of a player-destroying mod that activated 70% of at-bats lmao, gg TGB

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I Would Die For Tot Fox Of The Baltimore Crabs (IWDFTFOTBC)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: What's wrong babe? You barely touched your 99 slowly melting ice cream sundaes. Are you ok? Did somebody die?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ch4zm_of_hell "Legendary" in his own right

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: 🌞 Ch4zm of Hellmouth 🌞


rawContent: @MBlaseball we're in good company

renderedContent: @MBlaseball we're in good company

text: blaseball.boston

username: MBlaseball

displayname: 🎸🧙♀💜Magi 'Maggie' Ruiz💜🧙♀🎸


rawContent: @FinnJamesBC finn james you are so wise

renderedContent: @FinnJamesBC finn james you are so wise

text: blaseball.boston

username: FinnJamesBC

displayname: Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal


rawContent: All 3 Legendary players have played for the Baltimore Crabs.

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MisterFreaker @blaseball that's exactly how it happened!

text: blaseball.boston

username: MisterFreaker

displayname: big jackson


rawContent: @mothcore_ https://t.co/4PmhN4Vlvg

renderedContent: @mothcore_ https://t.co/4PmhN4Vlvg

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball 😭 the last thing Tamara said was that they couldn't wait to play beloved indie classic FEZ on the Nintendo Switch console in "TV Mode", with the Joy-Con attached to a grip and the main unit docked

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: the sim isn't even trying any more. "kill beloved jands player Tamara Crankit (RIV), replace them with, idk, fuckin zippy de shields or whatever!" https://t.co/nRbsL7cogP

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Correct 🦀🏳🌈

renderedContent: Correct 🦀🏳🌈

text: blaseball.boston

username: MasculineTakes

displayname: Hot Masculinity Takes

rawDescription:
Welcome to the Alpha Zone.
DM for submissions

location: Chad


rawContent: blaseball is back holy shit thank you TGB

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: At current win rate we are on track for an unprecedented record 99-0 season! Claws up! 🦀 https://t.co/7Rm1eWgRHy

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @philly_pies no forward no back only sideways lateral progression

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @philly_pies this is my only goal in life now that ascension is gone

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's annoying when people say "SIBR said..." as if SIBR is one person doing all the research. It's not, Sibr does the coding and their friends Mads Mikkelson and Norman Reedus do the art and music

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball um it's actually 40 mins

renderedContent: @blaseball um it's actually 40 mins

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Blaseball Season 18 begins in 1.5 hours!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Learn how to play @Blaseball in less than 2 minutes... https://t.co/jQO3aTy5RS

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: what if we kissed in the Library between shelves of redacted early editions and Lootcrates wrote about it?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Reminder that Tot Fox killed Sun 1, forged on the First Day by Namerifeht

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: hey if you want to lose your whole mind: turns out you can click on "The First Day, 1st Edition" in the Library and get some redacted and some unredacted text. I'm not posting anything more, go do your own research, but also OH MY GOD #manningblases https://t.co/rKKxaZpqu4

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

rawDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

location: LA

text: catacalypto.substack.com


rawContent: This "crabs... bad?" clip was a cameo from @GriffsTreehouse an incredible young trans crabs + dale fan who deserves all your love and support 🥺🦀💖

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

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username: GriffsTreehouse

displayname: Griffin is on Red Valley lockdown


rawContent: @Axelotl_LOL @tsawac @SIBROfficial "we are ALTimore CRASS and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!" https://t.co/ZMNgpc2te3

text: blaseball.boston

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮


rawContent: ENHANCE https://t.co/cIVd9geZb2

renderedContent: ENHANCE https://t.co/cIVd9geZb2

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tsawac @catacalypto we are all love famous Baltimore Crabs players Fish Summer, Nagomi Mcdaniel, York Silk, Logan Horseman, Alston Cerveza and Alyssa Harrell

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SIBROfficial the b is silent, sir 🥺

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial the b is silent, sir 🥺

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Petition for the "Backup Anchor" to replace @blaseround as main Anchor of Blaseball Roundup, please sign ✍ https://t.co/cwIeZBuTrb

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseround

displayname: The Anchor 🐌


rawContent: Pfffft... this is how Crabs players celebrate every homerun and we love them for it

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: This makes me sad! We haven’t taught this generation how to behave on a baseball field. This is what we get. “Let the kids play” isn’t the message we should be sending obviously. #shegone @notgaetti @BobFile @twuench @RickWrona @GDBJr5 https://t.co/qRye9RAcZF

displayname: Jeff frye/ #shegone

rawDescription: Retired MLB player, Keynote speaker. Leader of the #shegone Nation, Fundamentals are the key to success, K.I.S.S. Brand Ambassador for @1on1YourShotOn1

location: Fort Worth,Texas

text: shegonehitting.com

username: notgaetti

displayname: Not Gaetti

username: BobFile

displayname: Bob File

username: twuench

displayname: ᴛᴏɴʏ ᴡᴜᴇɴᴄʜ

username: RickWrona

displayname: Rick Wrona

displayname: Gary Bennett


rawContent: Last chance to archive your account and quit Blaseball before the siesta ends! Don't miss out on this time limited opportunity to finally be free!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @jrfbz if you like it, then I made the edit. if you don't like it then I have no idea who made it

text: blaseball.boston

username: jrfbz

displayname: Jasmine Rae Friedrich


rawContent: @PinataPsychic Us in the corner like 👀

renderedContent: @PinataPsychic Us in the corner like 👀

text: blaseball.boston

username: PinataPsychic

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden


rawContent: @zylaros edaxctly

renderedContent: @zylaros edaxctly

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: zylaros

displayname: Rose (Cozy Arc)🌺💜🐳


rawContent: new blaseball cares drop https://t.co/i74WaV6v4Q

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @sohalikethestar this is exactly what we've been trying to explain to people

text: blaseball.boston

username: sohalikethestar

displayname: soha 🇵🇸


rawContent: A lot of you are greatly underestimating the Crabs in your power rankings, and you are correct to.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball wtf? we're obviously gonna miss Free Wills by 1 win

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @BillyGalant even more reason to never, ever stop

text: blaseball.boston

username: BillyGalant

displayname: Billy Galant


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl no mobile crop https://t.co/cu0xk1d4pq

text: blaseball.boston

username: AtlantisBlasebl

displayname: 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱


rawContent: All my passwords have two factors of authentication. The first factor is my tough chitinous shell. The second factor is my powerful claws 🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @nymillenials thanks to my commitment to the bit, I only see tweets from old bay and ohio worms likes. does it harm my ability to post? absolutely. is it funny? oh yeah

text: blaseball.boston

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: @ILBLootcrates Wasted tbh

renderedContent: @ILBLootcrates Wasted tbh

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: ILBLootcrates

displayname: Lōotcrates


rawContent: Blaseball isn't a game because there's no challenge.

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
To recap, Apple’s definition of a game:

- A beginning
- An end
- Challenges

username: thedextriarchy

displayname: Adi Robertson

rawDescription: Procrastinating on the future, senior reporter for The Verge.

location: NYC

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck


rawContent: Season 3 was a simpler time

renderedContent: Season 3 was a simpler time

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Chorby Soul and Kennedy Alstott are dead. They will be missed.
Play continues ⚾

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
Alex Trebek: In the splort of Blaseball, this common word is often said by CEO Commissioner Parker

Jeopardy Contestant: what

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: just confirmed by devs: when Blaseball returns, Team and Player tweets will be factored into eDensity. the more likes and retweets, the more shark attacks. Redaction via Shitpost

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: What if Blaseball but uh... what if um.... what if there was Blaseball who.... What if.... What if Blaseball did a hmm... What if uh, Blaseball.... WHAT if Blaseball is ummm.... Like what if Blaseball was a..... like.... what if Blaseball did a thing like.... that would be funny?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: History written yet again

renderedContent: History written yet again

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rawContent: "Peanut Bong"

renderedContent: "Peanut Bong"

rawDescription: Here are presented the results of the enquiry carried out by Lōotcrates, Official Historian of Internet League Blaseball


rawContent: @ILBLootcrates we've been saying this for years!

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Oomf Bestie batting for the Portland Zoomers.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams tried that, gave me access to a restricted tweetdeck that is just 6 columns of your tweets

text: blaseball.boston

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: @sporocarp my crab brain ass reading this as "crabs r us 666" for 30 whole seconds

text: blaseball.boston

username: sporocarp

displayname: Gareth Sloan


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl I tried but they just sent me a guide on how to turn 2FA on and use a password manager :(

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: After 16 incredible seasons representing this amazing team on Twitter, it is with sadness that I announce I will be archiving the Hades Tigers' account at the end of the day. Just need to crack the password...

text: blaseball.boston


text: blaseball.boston

username: MoistTalkers

displayname: Canada Moist Talkers


rawContent: @charkattacked that was almost two weeks ago, doesn't count

text: blaseball.boston

username: charkattackOLD

username: charkattacked

displayname: Siobhan Chark is Flickering...


rawContent: Players come and go. Teams rise and fall. Fans join and leave. But the important thing is, no matter what, the Crabs are good and there's nothing you can do about it

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @9f6bff @_stephenbell_ that's a  crab!!

renderedContent: @9f6bff @_stephenbell_ that's a  crab!!

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: stephen


rawContent: @9f6bff @_stephenbell_ holy shit

renderedContent: @9f6bff @_stephenbell_ holy shit

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ wow

renderedContent: @_stephenbell_ wow

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball pranked

renderedContent: @tacoblaseball pranked

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: me when a team twitter social media manager steps down: https://t.co/RkJOdwtOJ5

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Lincoln sunsetting the @hmouthsunbeams account https://t.co/GwXoZKZvIZ

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: im not making another tribute video. unless.....

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams @lhcarpenter bye lincoln

text: blaseball.boston

username: lhcarpenter

displayname: lincoln carpenter


rawContent: By the end of this siesta I will be the only Blaseball Team Twitter left, just as planned...

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
I'll be sunsetting this account at the end of the day.

It's been a joy being the Sunbeams. I'll be at @lhcarpenter, and I'd be glad to see you there.

Thank you for the last year, #blaseball.
#stareintothesun https://t.co/ufjWK0HbZ1

rawDescription:
INACTIVE

Former home of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, of @blaseball infamy.
Was managed and operated, with love, by Lincoln Carpenter/@lhcarpenter.

location: at peace

text: blaseball.com

hashtags: blaseball stareintothesun


rawContent: @CHSSTFans is that gumdam?

renderedContent: @CHSSTFans is that gumdam?

text: blaseball.boston

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent: @BfWinkler You can pet (redact) the dog (sixpack dogwalker)

text: blaseball.boston

username: BfWinkler

displayname: Nic Winkler


rawContent: Nagomi McStaniel

renderedContent: Nagomi McStaniel

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @CHSSTFans we have an.... arrangement with aggrocrab, the premier crab-based game development studio

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SaucerorM @Axelotl_LOL I always suspected this was true, but it's nice to have concrete proof thanks

text: blaseball.boston

username: SaucerorM

displayname: The Gastronomic Conjury Guild will return.

displayname: Axel Trololol but Axolotl


rawContent: Stop trying to convince me "Canada" is a real place. I'm not falling for this shit again. The travel agent laughed in my face when I asked about Atlantis cruises

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: society after 100% carcinization https://t.co/J8GsNSBAhE

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ilianaquorum there are still some ads, they've just shifted to the 'in memoriam' section

text: blaseball.boston

username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬


rawContent: Billy archiving the @MiamiDale4ever account https://t.co/KIZ675Egrl

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: DALE FOREVER


rawContent: I'm never archiving this account. I'll be shitposting until well after the blaseball servers are taken offline and TGB move on to develop the next sonic adventure game. Incineration is the only way out!

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Can't believe the Dale have done this...

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Archiving this account at the end of the day today. Thank you. https://t.co/BHIppafhvt

rawDescription: Former Twitter home of the Miami Dale. Ran by @BillyGalant.

location: Miami


rawContent: @MiamiDale4ever bye billy

renderedContent: @MiamiDale4ever bye billy

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball_jazz Ohhhhhhhh

renderedContent: @blaseball_jazz Ohhhhhhhh

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Breck Unridge Jazz Hands


rawContent: @RoadhouseBlase Will you actually kick my ass or will you strike, flinching? (I will now proceed to hide)

text: blaseball.boston

username: RoadhouseBlase

displayname: Silvaire Roadhouse


rawContent: @AssortedCats I don't think Tot Fox played for the Garages. Are you thinking of Tot Clark?

text: blaseball.boston

username: AssortedCats

displayname: Shambling mass of Eggnog


rawContent: @DallasSteaks and that's why y'all won a championship!

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: DallasSteaks

displayname: Dallas Steaks


text: blaseball.boston

username: PinataPsychic

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden

rawDescription: you must be ames | Blaseball Commissioner | I will personally incinerate Sigmund Castillo on April 17th 2025

location: the big shelled one


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl i'm good thanks

renderedContent: @AtlantisBlasebl i'm good thanks

text: blaseball.boston

username: AtlantisBlasebl

displayname: 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱


rawContent: this would be perfect for when we play against the Seattle Garages! (because they make music)

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Jazz Crabs https://t.co/689Xw35tW3

renderedContent: Jazz Crabs https://t.co/689Xw35tW3

displayname: obvious plant

location: IG: obviousplant

text: linktr.ee/obviousplant


rawContent: Oh you're a Blaseball fan? Name 3 Discord servers you joined and muted 💅

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Not now honey, mommy needs to place 12 bets in 31 seconds https://t.co/92CrHEVSmg

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Blaseball_Core @TheSeaGarages thank you for changing my life

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: The Core Mechanics 🛠

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball be the change you want to see in your purse

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: It's not Election day. Enjoy the lack of discourse beloved

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: how to twitter over the siesta: comment on the siesta. send tweet. you're done for the day

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: All my favorite literally-interpreted Blaseball Players in one tweet 😍

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: When going from concept to completion, some bug designs changed more than others. Here are some more early Bugsnax concepts!  #Bugsnax #ThrowbackThursday https://t.co/6oYCDzINFS

username: YoungHorses

displayname: Bugsnax (YH Games)

rawDescription: Creators of Bugsnax! Out NOW PS5, PS4, Epic Games Store, Xbox Series X|S, Windows 10, Steam, Nintendo Switch eShop! Join our Discord at https://t.co/1fLVlyU6Vg .

renderedDescription: Creators of Bugsnax! Out NOW PS5, PS4, Epic Games Store, Xbox Series X|S, Windows 10, Steam, Nintendo Switch eShop! Join our Discord at discord.gg/younghorses .

text: discord.gg/younghorses

location: Chicago, IL

text: bugsnax.com

hashtags: Bugsnax ThrowbackThursday


rawContent: The Boss is cheugy

renderedContent: The Boss is cheugy

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: me listening to sangfielle: "that's a Blaseball ass character name for real"

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: 2 week break, wow. Maybe Blaseball fans will finally have time to catch up with their backlog of 100+ podcast episodes

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball better luck next year!

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball better luck next year!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PieOrDie4 i said blaseball fans should take a break. im a crabs fan

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: PieOrDie


rawContent: Controversial opinion, but I think that during the regular 2 week siesta the Blaseball devs added so fans could take a break to rest and reduce burnout, fans should take a break to rest and reduce burnout

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Liberal: *through sobs* you can't just tell people to touch grass.... Please....
Me: *points at seagull flying past* you should fly outside and touch grass

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: everyone in the crabs fandom hates Jon Halifax, simply because he is awful. Is it okay to hate awful people now? It's not their fault.... well, in Jon's case it is his fault, he did publish that substack piece about 'Radical Awfulness as the Praxis of Disruption'

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @KennedyLoser I'm The Boss' Baby

renderedContent: @KennedyLoser I'm The Boss' Baby

text: blaseball.boston

username: KennedyLoser


rawContent: @BlaseballNews change the password ASAP, "wheresbnn" is too easy for him to remember

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @tacoblaseball mostly yes, some are bi / pan

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: RIV Goobie Ballson. They aren't dead, they just moved to Canada

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @john_hall90 Timer is wrong. Blaseball currently works on a 3-on-2-off schedule, so 3 seasons of play followed by 2 seasons of break where people can relax a bit more and prepare (including the devs)

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: lol


rawContent: Blaseball is on its regular 2 week break, and as such I've decided to take this opportunity to post even more. You can't stop me, The Game Band can't stop me. I will create a feed so dense with shitposts, you will return less rested than ever before!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: BNN Power Rankings just got marginally more accurate (🦀💖)

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
BREAKING NEWS:

Cal BNN has retired.

renderedContent:
BREAKING NEWS:

Cal BNN has retired.

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

renderedDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent:
@BlaseballNews Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his wrong
Killing me softly with his wrong (power rankings)

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @wayslidecool not good enough to make the playoffs, not bad enough to party for 20 games. the horrible mid-table dead-zone :( 🙏

text: blaseball.boston

username: wayslidecool

displayname: 🦑 it's jasmine!! 🐙


rawContent: @wayslidecool a birdhouse ballpark mod bird is gonna pop out like "wyatt, you are free my friend"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hotfishsummer they're a luxury nobody can afford

text: blaseball.boston

username: hotfishsummer

displayname: ⚠ -is- s---er ⚠


rawContent: Nobody Plundered Chorby Soul. My god... there's little a hope for Blaseball fans yet......

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I mean it's 1 fish Michael, what could it cost? 4 Wills between 3 teams across 2 elections? https://t.co/wQNF9pfRD1

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Axelotl_LOL not sure georgias fans who votes for 1 little a hot fish would agree but yeah, being shelled is better than batting for sure

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Axel Trololol but Axolotl


rawContent: one crabs fan in baltimore typed in "vote wyamt mason 4?" into blaseball website and instantly created the worst 3-part trade in the history of the League, I'm crying laughing...

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
So now fire-eating hitter Hot Fish Summer is a 1.7 Star pitcher for the Tacos, Wyatt Mason IV is a 1.1 Star batter on Georgias, Monty Bullock is a 1.5 Star hitter on Crabs and everyone is depressed

the funniest part? Tacos then won the pitcher blessing, and it chose FISH SUMMER! https://t.co/Dz9wSNTxko

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: welcome back gamers its ya boi Lootcrates here for another epic Unboxing video https://t.co/xbLpCvcB6a

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The real Blessings were the friends who died along the way ☺💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TBlaseball y'all have asphalt?? 😩

renderedContent: @TBlaseball y'all have asphalt?? 😩

text: blaseball.boston

username: TBlaseball

displayname: Talking Blaseball


rawContent: Legalize Peanut Bong

renderedContent: Legalize Peanut Bong

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: if Blaseball required drug-testing then there would only be like 27 players left working in the League

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Top 10 Tastiest Players in @Blaseball, ranked in order of descending tastiest #blaseball https://t.co/W5tRTp5PGC

renderedContent: The Top 10 Tastiest Players in @Blaseball, ranked in order of descending tastiest #blaseball youtu.be/cPXJosaWAFs

text: blaseball.boston

text: youtu.be/cPXJosaWAFs

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

title: The Top 10 Tastiest Players in Blaseball

description: Horsemeat is a delicacy in some places.

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

rawDescription: like and subscribe.

renderedDescription: like and subscribe.

location: San Bruno, CA

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: RIV Calvendish BaNaNa @BNNCal, who was incinerated peacefully in his sleep by a Rogue Marriage Officiant. We will never forget his contributions to making the Blaseball community ask where BNN was/is 🦀💖📰

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ilianaquorum @OhioWorms tl;dr avoid the discourse beloved

text: blaseball.boston

username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬

username: OhioWorms

displayname: regular ohio worms


rawContent: @ManishEarth what is crab if not head empty persevering?

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: ManishEarth

displayname: Manish


rawContent: It's Election Day. Avoid the discourse beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Crabs voting strategy is for stalked Crab eyes only! If you're a Crabs fan and want to see it, come join us on Discord https://t.co/TvZHqUtL4k

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Tacos Good

renderedContent: Tacos Good

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Let's recap: Alyssa Harrell was wimdy exchanged with Baldwin Breadwinner on the Dale who was traded to the Crabs for Logan Horseman, ending with Alyssa on Crabs. She then was chomped into redaction, only to pop out the secret base in a playoffs game and rejoin the Fridays... lmao https://t.co/OR8NisyZgt

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: His name is Kennedy Loser https://t.co/7MsKIk0yUm

renderedContent: His name is Kennedy Loser twitter.com/samrosenthal/s…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/samrosenthal/s…

username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal

rawDescription: Founder and creative director of @thegameband, makers of @wherecardsfall and @blaseball. he/him

text: thegameband.com


rawContent: The Game Band to Blaseball Fans: https://t.co/RapmaDWAHv

renderedContent: The Game Band to Blaseball Fans: twitter.com/deathbybadger/…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/deathbybadger/…

rawContent:
DUNGEON MASTER: so you see character creation is very simple. the setting really only has one rule which is that you don't eat fruit from the magic tree-

ADAM: 99% understood

EVE: what would you say the distance is in feet between me and the tree, and also how fast can I move

username: deathbybadger

displayname: Oliver Darkshire 🌈

rawDescription: d&d/ttrpgs • queer rampage 🏳🌈 • narcoleptic ♿ •  kink/gay rage  • will write for sandwiches • ONCE UPON A TOME (Transworld, 2022) •  he/him

location: Manchester, England

text: linktr.ee/oliverdarkshire


rawContent: Despite everything, Blaseball keeps happening

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Not good enough to enter the playoffs. Not bad enough to secure Free Will. Exactly good enough to banish our horrible pitchers to the shadow realm

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: For Your Consideration: Jon Halifax's LinkedIn Page https://t.co/pV9yAOxUGR

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball wow, crabs bad

renderedContent: @blaseball wow, crabs bad

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @LupineAlpha Bit of both

renderedContent: @LupineAlpha Bit of both

text: blaseball.boston

username: LupineAlpha

displayname: Leuchocolgy Lichen (Plant City Plecos Founder)


rawContent: 2nd to Party Time. Wow. Not even the best at being the worst 🦀😭

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball the fix is in

renderedContent: @blaseball the fix is in

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Fun fact - TGB offered us shadow relief as a decree in S8 but we voted for Wild Cards instead. 8 seasons later and it's back in the form of Fax Machine renovation https://t.co/t7J30Va2Xs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: "Open the Forbidden Book"

renderedContent: "Open the Forbidden Book"

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: QRT the worst Decree that you can make up

username: BlaseballRebels

displayname: The NEW Rebellion

rawDescription: I love the Sex Pistols (Tumblr: JudahDeNose)

text: curiouscat.qa/BlaseballRebels


rawContent: @BlaseballNews why hasn't eat the Rich kicked in and given us all 50 of your followers wtf

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: It has not been a very poggers era for The Baltimore Crabs

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
As below 👇
So even more below 👇👇👇

renderedContent:
As below 👇
So even more below 👇👇👇

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Thanks to a new sponsorship all Coffee weathers will be renamed to Monster Energy Ultra 1, Monster Energy Ultra Fiesta Mango 2 and Espresso Monster Energy with Salted Caramel 3s

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball post it any way. manifest bestie!

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: RIV Goobie Ballson 😭 beloved Chicago Firefighters player with the best name in the league. All of Chiclawgo mourns for you tonight 🦀🤝🔥

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Have you talked to your children about the dangers of Clutch?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @DecadentDefiant @blaseball why are we getting blamed for this just because it's entirely our fault? I for one blame the Hades Tigers, if they ascended first then none of this would have happened!

text: blaseball.boston

username: DecayingDoctor


rawContent: @GriffsTreehouse same as it ever was

renderedContent: @GriffsTreehouse same as it ever was

text: blaseball.boston

username: GriffsTreehouse

displayname: Griffin is on Red Valley lockdown


text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: In my personal head-canon, Commissioner Parker @blaseball is face-cast / played by Tim Robinson https://t.co/s8X49oPyxi

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: wait a second..... what if we try to move an undead player like Tillman Henderson next to the weather symbols on the Idol Board? maybe something will happen!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @magic_blaseball @OhioWorms @MiamiBlaseball :spark1

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball https://t.co/cwiXne9VvB

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball https://t.co/cwiXne9VvB

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@zylaros me: at least when I die I won't take my debt with me
me in The Hall 50 years later: oh no!

text: blaseball.boston

username: zylaros

displayname: Rose (Cozy Arc)🌺💜🐳


rawContent: I'm a simple crab. I just want to water my plants, take my dog for a walk, kiss my partner tenderly on their forehead, build a dynasty team of unbeatable players, eat nice healthy meals, win every single Blaseball Championship and pay off my student loan. Is that too much to ask?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @OhioWorms dunno what happened here but I stand by it

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @OhioWorms every tweet we maybe my wormy friemnd

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rawContent: @HadesBlaseball not sure, still waiting to find out

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: checking if I already did the copypasta tweet ahead of the new Rick and Morty season because I am a Professional https://t.co/ZoTb6NZIcx

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball what happened to parker.... he's doing really well with the obits. did something happen??

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: I am just one person and I don't speak for all the 1000s of Crabs fans but it seems like there's no appetite to go for another 'Pinch' after last season. It's extremely situational and we have other problems lol

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MechanicsRadio sorry abt that

renderedContent: @MechanicsRadio sorry abt that

text: blaseball.boston

username: MechanicsRadio


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball reluctant upvote

renderedContent: @HadesBlaseball reluctant upvote

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
"Tell its Crafter well those prizes read
Which yet survive, stamped on these glittery things,
The crate that mocked them, and the loot that fed;
And on the Blaseball bat, these words appear:
My name is Lootcrates, League Historian;
Witness my Gifts, ye Mighty, and repair!"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We already hit 2 renovations funded, please stop spending on renos now. Thanks y'all!

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @ilianaquorum @BlaseballPro it's even funnier if we are incorrectly over-interpreting a response not intended for us

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent:
This season we are voting for the Hotel Motel ballpark renovation (and fax machine if you want)

None of the other renovations are very good for Crabs

We are not aiming for 3 Renovations. If 1 or 2 are funded, consider saving your coins for Saturday 🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @summerdaef @LennyMarijuana its that good maple kush that canadian guy sold me at the hockey field

text: blaseball.boston

username: summerdaef

displayname: summerdeaf

username: LennyMarijuana

displayname: Lenny Marijuana Figueroa 💎


rawContent: the jokes on you Lootcrates buddy we are Crabs we were born flailing and we'll die projecting meaning onto nothing!!!

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: did @ILBLootcrates just put me on blast in front of the entire community? woooow https://t.co/eSgSMvA5q0

text: blaseball.boston

username: ILBLootcrates

displayname: Lōotcrates


rawContent: @tacoblaseball @OhioWorms not much what's a source with you? hehe

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos

username: OhioWorms

displayname: regular ohio worms


rawContent: To celebrate New York legalizing recreational weed, the Mills have decided to go 4 and 20 on 4/20 🍁🧨 https://t.co/iQ34ZVJGdl

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @LennyMarijuana hell yeah bro 🍁🔥 its legalized in Hades bro 😎

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's the first ever 4/20 in Blaseball, and Lenny Marijuana is Fireproof. We truly live in a society

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball @OhioWorms do you have a source for this?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Rosvo11 engagement thank you

renderedContent: @Rosvo11 engagement thank you

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displayname: Rosvo1 🦀


rawContent: imagine if Falcon from Falcon and the Winter Soldier was a crab. Ha ha! The Winter Soldier would be like "im The Winter Soldier" and falcrab could be like "wabba weeba, claws up!". This is content.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @pastaboy71 @blaseball @BlaseballMic fun answer: twitter account manager wants those crates y'all

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text: blaseball.boston

displayname: INACTIVE

username: blaseball

username: BlaseballMic

displayname: The Macrophone


rawContent: @pastaboy71 not fun actual answer: it's one of the few official / "canon" Blaseball twitter accounts, like @Blaseball and @BlaseballMic. These accounts are 'canon' and run by characters from the Blaseball world

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rawContent: is resting, yes Lootcrates, thanks for the update!

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rawContent: "Chorby Soul"

renderedContent: "Chorby Soul"

renderedDescription: Here are presented the results of the enquiry carried out by Lōotcrates, Official Historian of Internet League Blaseball


rawContent: Big Tiddy Blaseball GF

renderedContent: Big Tiddy Blaseball GF

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Blaseball fan community was a Mistake

renderedContent: Blaseball fan community was a Mistake

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @blaseball enjoying my Hot Pudge Sundae https://t.co/PNTw8Rc8EL

username: CaetraLynx

displayname: silvia the halloween enjoyer 🏳⚧

rawDescription: silvia/caetra | 28 | she/they | lynx/caracal | software engineer | words between pipes

location: New York, NY


rawContent: @blaseball really parker, REALLY? this is how I find out? lmao

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @wayslidecool welcome to the Ballpark Guided Walking Tour, starts same time every day for 99 days.

text: blaseball.boston

username: wayslidecool

displayname: 🦑 it's jasmine!! 🐙


rawContent: how many seasons will it take before I stop looking at Dot games like "oh, easy win for them..... wait"

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: I thought Revoking Beck Whitney was cruel, but Alternating PolkaDot Patterson.... THE PolkaDot Patterson...... Look how they wimdy massacred my Dot! 🦀😭🙏💖⚒

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @rosenexpectancy let them rest April!!!

renderedContent: @rosenexpectancy let them rest April!!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: rosenexpectancy

displayname: April


rawContent: @SIBROfficial @blaseball This graphic is extremely misleading and dangerously hard to read. Here is a version with the contrast and brightness tweaked to make it easier to read the Red text, also we stretched the Crabs' 26.4 run score across the entire image to increase visibility https://t.co/mwAvhhoTi2

text: blaseball.boston

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮


rawContent: "You got me riding shotgun to every dark recess of this state. It'd be nice if you clued me in a little." https://t.co/4deaXu4AMC

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: maxed snoil, command me simsim https://t.co/r2gALZPvXk

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rawContent: @blaseball Parker, this is.... actually really sweet. Even the segue wasn't hamfisted wordplay.... thank you friend!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: [Out of Character] out of character https://t.co/RgeaADA97R

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rawContent: Chorby no! You're supposed to be Resting 😭 https://t.co/jYDjXMOPDe

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: "Chorby Soul has been incinerated... we followed the traces of peanut shell, and one of you 1000 people is the MURDERER!" https://t.co/ArJFdDetcT

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @GriffsTreehouse yes

renderedContent: @GriffsTreehouse yes

text: blaseball.boston

username: GriffsTreehouse

displayname: Griffin is on Red Valley lockdown


rawContent: let chorby soul rest

renderedContent: let chorby soul rest

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: crying in the club during party time speedrun

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @OhioWorms breach teams truly never learn from consequences, sincerely love that from us 🥰

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rawContent:
RIV Luis Acevedo. You joined in S7 in a weird Garages Ollie swap and they helped us learn to love you. You improved. You ruled at Crabitat Karaoke. You won rings. And when the time came, you ascended. At least now you get to meet Nora and Combs!

So long, funky vocaloid 🦀💖 https://t.co/t30B0J4uYP

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @OhioWorms The Crabitat is now a Crime Scene 🦀🔎

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Consumers Hate Them! Lower Your Team's eDensity with this One Simple Trick!

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChorbySoul

displayname: Chorby Soul ⚠

rawDescription: vaulted. formerly of the seattle garages, new york millennials and baltimore crabs. live bait. blazed it thrice. (they/them). pfp by @carcinize


rawContent: @MechanicsRadio @ilianaquorum its all coming together.... my god...

text: blaseball.boston

username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬


rawContent: @BNNCal We're The Baltimore Crabs. We are from Baltimore

text: blaseball.boston

username: MTGCal


rawContent: @MilkyDidelphisV saving Mild league from rampant instability, all good

text: blaseball.boston

username: MilkyDidelphisV

displayname: Opossum Milk 🦀


rawContent: @ilianaquorum so that's like..... 4 / 5 (tweet messages) which (questionable in-game responses) lol

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rawContent:
@ilianaquorum to be fair - the first 2 tweets were intro tweets that precipitated Glitter weather

the first upshell tweet was "We're Loving it" which I couldn't find any link to game events

the next was Uncle Plasma message which had an in-game response

then fish tweet, then chorby

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball thanks tigers

renderedContent: @HadesBlaseball thanks tigers

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @WildWingsCDMX thanks wings

renderedContent: @WildWingsCDMX thanks wings

text: blaseball.boston

username: WildWingsCDMX

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings


rawContent: @blaseball @FellowTravellr Thanks @ILBLootcrates!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: FellowTravellr

displayname: Fellow Traveller | Beacon Pines OUT NOW!

username: ILBLootcrates

displayname: Lōotcrates


rawContent: @ilianaquorum sample size of 2 iliana, 2!

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Chorby Soul is Dead

2:54pm - Reaching 1000 upshells, the original incineration message is tweeted by Lootcrates

4:21pm - Day 1 Game 1, Chorby Soul is incinerated. RIV again friend

Coincidence? Almost definitely

Pattern Recognition? ENGAGED https://t.co/dfvwdx5ybW

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: 1 Down, 3 to go! Amazing work y'all https://t.co/Exfg4fgj3W

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's the Final Countdown... 72 nuts to go (219 / 379 for the other 2) https://t.co/op16EeNKtt

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @charismathlete @tsawac @ILBLootcrates oh my bad, you're not supposed to upshell the 15 message. just the ones with the nuts highlighted

text: blaseball.boston

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username: charismathlete

displayname: a wifi enabled hug vest from Cox

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸


rawContent:
@charismathlete @tsawac @ILBLootcrates message occurred in Season 15, on Day 5.

this is sorted by all / top so contains messages from S12 onwards in descending order of upshell

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rawContent: @magic_blaseball thanks! will be fun to see what happens regardless of what happens

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇


rawContent: The upshells rise! Just a couple 100 to go on the first message. We're not sure what will happen (if anything) when @ILBLootcrates tweets these, but the whole Mild League is excited to find out https://t.co/IshPNXaR0n

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @joel_a_clark https://t.co/9fL28Ai0Uw

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark https://t.co/9fL28Ai0Uw

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @tsawac hehe

renderedContent: @tsawac hehe

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: 725 upshells now, just 275 to go! We're either about to literally rewrite history or learn what coincidences are... https://t.co/tjCg3V8HLK

renderedContent: 725 upshells now, just 275 to go! We're either about to literally rewrite history or learn what coincidences are... twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

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rawContent:
The Plan: Upshell these 3 feed messages to see what happens when @ILBLootcrates tweets a Feed message that has a game change in it #blaseball

Can Lootcrates rewrite / repeat history?

Can the League help Chorby Soul finally rest? https://t.co/bv6SoHgbdF

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rawContent: All crabs fans share one big brain cell because I literally saw this happen on Discord last week and thought "haha, funny coincidence"... https://t.co/JZW4sSqX25

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rawContent: We're at 617 upshells, just 383 to go to test the theory! 🥜🥜🥜 https://t.co/AjdnUxMOz3

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renderedContent:
The Plan: Upshell these 3 feed messages to see what happens when @ILBLootcrates tweets a Feed message that has a game change in it #blaseball

Can Lootcrates rewrite / repeat history?

Can the League help Chorby Soul finally rest? https://t.co/bv6SoHgbdF

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Here's where we realized that a coincidence might not be a coincidence..... worth testing! https://t.co/ut3w6vPVdU

renderedContent: Here's where we realized that a coincidence might not be a coincidence..... worth testing! twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

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rawContent:
@tsawac Wait a second......

April 16, 8:59pm (UK) - "they sent the fish back" feed message receives enough upshells to be tweeted by Lootcrates

April 16, 9:24pm (UK) - 25 minutes later, Fish Summer returns from Elsewhere

At the time we thought "haha funny coincidence"

but what if... https://t.co/eHzjK5U58r

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rawContent: Original thread for context here https://t.co/Pt7WuhYNGo

renderedContent: Original thread for context here twitter.com/tsawac/status/…

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rawContent:
Maybe this is just a hunch, but... if Lootcrates repeats the Feed, does the Feed repeat?

And if so, what could we do with that? https://t.co/SPBydbol1x

rawDescription: Interactive fiction, storygame RPGs, crit of same; third-culture, filthy leftism, futile overthinking. Apparently just a blaseball account now. He/him.

location: Honolulu, HI

text: heterogenoustasks.wordpress.com

text: heterogenoustasks.wordpress.com

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rawContent:
Thanks to a theory from @tsawac we are trying some very advanced and dangerous Chorbonomics

Head to Chorby Soul's page on the Baltimore Crabs and up-shell these three messages

Can @ILBLootcrates re-write history?

Quick Link to page > https://t.co/7lO1ih5FVi https://t.co/bo4zyB4CkU

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Thanks to a theory from @tsawac we are trying some very advanced and dangerous Chorbonomics

Head to Chorby Soul's page on the Baltimore Crabs and up-shell these three messages

Can @ILBLootcrates re-write history?

Quick Link to page > blaseball.com/player/a1628d9… https://t.co/bo4zyB4CkU

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tsawac dangers are just opportunities you haven't experienced the consequences of yet!

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renderedContent:
@tsawac Wait a second......

April 16, 8:59pm (UK) - "they sent the fish back" feed message receives enough upshells to be tweeted by Lootcrates

April 16, 9:24pm (UK) - 25 minutes later, Fish Summer returns from Elsewhere

At the time we thought "haha funny coincidence"

but what if... https://t.co/eHzjK5U58r

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChorbySoul update bio

renderedContent: @ChorbySoul update bio

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rawContent: (i meant chorby soul in this thread obviously my bad, I mix them up every time)

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rawContent: @ilianaquorum we stand on the shoulders of giants

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Leto I meant soul, I typo that every time 🤦

text: blaseball.boston

username: Leto

displayname: Dan "Spooky and/or Festive" Hahn


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball just choose them on the character select menu, they're on the left with other dps!! https://t.co/XGzSj8KY7Y

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: Of the 344,066 votes cast for Plunder, 255,602 were cast for Plunder Chorby Short. That's a lot of votes, and not a result most Crabs fans wanted. But it is what it is, and the actions of a portion of people don't represent the views of an entire team. We are all love Blaseball!

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rawContent: We were nervous. Plunder was at 17% after our best efforts to offset. Then the election happened, and our Pinch plan worked perfectly! Not only did we Foreshadow Alston, we won Time to Shine which we knew would pull Alston into lineup. Unfortunately we also Plundered Chorby Soul

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Just before Earlsiesta and throughout the week, we noticed other Wills increasing a lot - including Plunder and Move. These were not 1 of our 2 target Wills. We feared the worst - that people had fluted to counter our Carcinization attempt and were voting for bad Wills

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: It's hard to explain how manic these Pinch attempts were. In less than the length of an inning, Crabs fans had to panic buy slots, Cheeseboards and Votes, dash to the Election page, pile votes into the correct Foreshadow. If you weren't fast enough you got an error + rejected

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rawContent: The game took place before Earlsiesta so people could still flute. Later in the week we activated the Black Hole against Moist Talkers AGAIN. This time we were prepared. In under 2 mins we managed to increase our vote share to 348,030 to Foreshadow Alston for Brisket

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: In roughly 90 seconds Crabs fans managed to put 100,000 votes into Foreshadow Alston Cerveza for Brisket Friendo. Why Foreshadow? Brisket Friendo is an attractor stuck in our shadows with a huge amount of eDensity we wanted to cut, and we could save Move if we needed it later

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: We activated this for the first time early in the season against the Moist Talkers. It was 2AM EST, late in the game and Alston immediately moved into Crabs batting lineup. People tested and realized you could target Alston with Wills like he was a Crab... the Pinch 🤏 was born

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent:
"Why did Crabs Plunder Chorby Short with 17% of the vote?" an explainer thread

The Crabs have an evolution mod called 'Carcinization' that we got after ascension. If we activate the Black Hole, the best hitter from the opposing team join ours lineup for the rest of the game 🤔

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@LoversBlaseball drab: min/max

crab: min AND max >: )

text: blaseball.boston

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time


rawContent: oh my god magic..... Magic noooo, they don't deserve this!!! 😭 https://t.co/FyeeL8YzYU

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
S16 Election Results
- After Carcinizing Alston Cerveza we Foreshadow'd them for Brisket Friendo 🍻
- We plundered Chorby Soul after some nice people fluted over to us to help out, thanks! 💀
- Tot Fox has canon Clutch 🥊
- As hoped Time to Shine pulled Alston into lineup 🌟 https://t.co/Zt7vsFcE5d

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Do you want to chat with other cool Crabs fans about strategy, watch live game commentary and discuss all sorts of other topics in a supportive discord community? Tough

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @UmpireRogue @hmouthsunbeams @MiamiBlaseball maaaybe delete cuz spoilers? I was doing a bit

text: blaseball.boston

username: UmpireRogue

displayname: The Umpires

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams @MiamiBlaseball shame there aren't any crabs in Obra Dinn too

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
everyone always say Where BNN??

but noone ever ask How BNN? 😭

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews bye

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews bye

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball which team does Obra Dinn play for?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's Election Day. Avoid the discourse beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @samrosenthal I choose to believe Crabs Good

text: blaseball.boston

username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal


rawContent: @trail_juniper haha yeah

renderedContent: @trail_juniper haha yeah

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Waltzin Murr~ 🔞


rawContent: hubris https://t.co/w0GR7FhAXf

renderedContent: hubris https://t.co/w0GR7FhAXf

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Steaks Good

renderedContent: Steaks Good

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rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball I choose to believe 🙏

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball I choose to believe 🙏

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Families can be anything. 2 parents, 2 kids. Single parent and child. One Haunted Dad and his 80 Ghost friends raising a small fox

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Official Season 16 Voting Guide (for all teams) https://t.co/OoP429zDce

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl oh no

renderedContent: @AtlantisBlasebl oh no

text: blaseball.boston

username: AtlantisBlasebl

displayname: 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱


rawContent: Every single Quarter-Finals game has gone to the Fourth game. All of these are Best-of-5. I genuinely don't know how to root for, I love all these teams for real https://t.co/5clmcm9zjq

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
For too long have the so-called "Ohio" ""Worms"" reigned over less successful teams with their 4 championship wins. let someone else have a go!

jk da worms gonna win it all baybeee 🐌🪱

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs I think it's very important to let us have the chance to cause upsets against the most overpowering teams of the league, such as the Dallas Steaks and Ohio Worms

username: irisobserving

displayname: MOVING TO observancesys.tumblr.com !!

rawDescription:
known scopophobia CWs🦋👁🫀
 | cfs white plural transbian jacks of all trades
 | art @creepygfriend | i ♡ @ContinuityAnd, @SeqnecSequence, @sarli_lily ♡
18+ish

location: she/her @all || sie/cir @iris


rawContent: It's nice that the Wild Card decree gives smaller less successful teams a chance to win it all in the playoffs. teams like The Baltimore Crabs and the Hades Tigers

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: ignore this

renderedContent: ignore this

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rawContent: Surprisingly the Tigers are in Party Time having missed the Playoffs for the 4th time ever. I think this might be an incredible record of 12/16 for "most playoffs made by a team" which would be dope! Perhaps we can have a little divisional shakeup, as a treat? 🦀🥺

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: the government must regulate Lootcrates

renderedContent: the government must regulate Lootcrates

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Check out Talking Heads' new single "Once in the Lifetime" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball 🦀🎉🐅🎉

renderedContent: @HadesBlaseball 🦀🎉🐅🎉

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent:
shoutout to Tacos, Worms, Spies and CHICLAWGO Firefighters for absolutely smashing it in the Wild division this season

Steaks dominated everyone (including us) over in Mild. Literally have no idea who the Champ favs are here but it's exciting!!! 🦀💖 https://t.co/ZMltjnihil

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston