rawContent: @blaseballcomms weird that they keep referring to league operations staff as "developers" but whatever

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @carlyraejetfuel @blaseballcomms plaseball is comp, meet me in the PVP zone cowards

username: BlaseballCrabs

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App

username: carlyraejetfuel

displayname: mon mothman


rawContent: @hildesaw @DerekJLamberty nope, self-reflection is for mammals with big wrinkly brains full of existential angst 🦀🥰

renderedDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston

username: hildesaw

displayname: sludge reinhold

username: DerekJLamberty

displayname: Derek Lamberty


rawContent: @gifrychaucer @jls09 correct choice. welcome to the crab gang! 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

username: erikmoreover

displayname: jordan 😎


rawContent:
The devs have had an exhausting 3 weeks. Hope @thegameband are getting some well deserved rest!!!

"We do think Blaseball has a long future ahead," Clark says. "And a big part of this break (beyond just getting some sleep) is to prepare for that future." 🦀👁❤❤❤ https://t.co/cqE3DjWHUL

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent:
"Everything has functional meaning in regards to the simulation."

PolkaDot Patterson having 87 fingers was a happy accident of everything being simulated, lucky them! https://t.co/jpWJfHysYf

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Rogue Umps were "inspired" by The Naked Gun. Damn you Leslie Neilson! https://t.co/fSk00GFpHL

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: "We had no clue people would be [...] running team Twitter accounts" surprise motherfucker, the Baltimore Crabs will outlive us all! 🦀👁 https://t.co/sf93IL8ffG

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: This is the best Blaseball article yet, featuring quotes from the "Developers" (what the writer calls our League Operations staff). But of all the tweets they could have linked, they picked our Mistski Peanut tweet lmao https://t.co/2VRRIdRYaP

renderedContent: This is the best Blaseball article yet, featuring quotes from the "Developers" (what the writer calls our League Operations staff). But of all the tweets they could have linked, they picked our Mistski Peanut tweet lmao twitter.com/USgamernet/sta…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/USgamernet/sta…

rawContent: How Blaseball Became a Collaborative Sports League of Peanuts and Hellfire https://t.co/DdBDkSXQyi https://t.co/XAZds3MAWm

renderedContent: How Blaseball Became a Collaborative Sports League of Peanuts and Hellfire dlvr.it/RdWH85 https://t.co/XAZds3MAWm

username: USgamernet

displayname: USgamer

rawDescription: USgamer is a site that covers all things video games. Even by gaming standards, we're nerdier than most. Like us on Facebook: https://t.co/uOZGAh9ZNN

renderedDescription: USgamer is a site that covers all things video games. Even by gaming standards, we're nerdier than most. Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/USgamer/

location: San Francisco

text: usgamer.net


rawContent: @iMore_Games finally, an article about blaseball that includes the best part of the entire splort: our tweets

text: blaseball.boston

username: JigglePod


rawContent: @Valhallan42nd @velocciraptor you have made the objectively correct decision. CLAWS UP! 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Matt Stanley (He/Him)

username: velocciraptor

displayname: Carli Velocci


rawContent: @SchneiderBendie @DunlapBlaseball @nymillenials cant argue with math! well, you can, but it doesn't argue back which is boring

text: blaseball.boston

username: SchneiderBendie

displayname: Schneider Bendie (old)

username: DunlapBlaseball

displayname: Dunlap Figueroa

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: @DunlapBlaseball @nymillenials ye it rules :)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballRumors @jesstelephone @BCVenusCombs @HadesBlaseball Jessicombs, we ship it ☎💈

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballRumors

displayname: Blaseball Enquirer

username: jesstelephone

displayname: Jessica Telephone

username: BCVenusCombs

displayname: Combds Duende Memorial Account🎙

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @DunlapBlaseball jokes on u we actually enjoy that, its just the best!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @NagomiBlaseball the only thing better than nagomi, 2 nagomi!

text: blaseball.boston

username: NagomiBlaseball

displayname: Nagomi Meng🐯


rawContent: don't worry little tiger, we will kill your God for you 🦀❤ https://t.co/thHIdTcOJG

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs We find your attempts to outsmart Hades laughable. We will keep your Crab bride as well.

rawDescription: Hades Tigers blaseball team! We've lost more postseason games than you! Never Look Back! Header: Luis Alfonso. Profile Pic: @occultclassic

location: Tartarus, Hades

text: hades-tigers.com

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android


rawContent: @sealofzeal scuttling out of hell sideways, always perceiving my wife in the corner of my eye so I know she's there. gg ez

text: blaseball.boston

username: sealofzeal

displayname: mike!


rawContent:
ORPHEUS: im not allowed to look back, i cant tell if my wife Eurydice is still there, this sucks :(

CRABS: i simply turn 180 degrees and look forward towards my beautiful wife. take that Hades you underworld fuck

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: much like the Hades Tigers we can also Never Look Back, though our reasons are more biology than mythology

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If you shoot us in the eye with an arrow it doesn't take off 1/3 of our health, we just get really annoyed and shitty about it

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Is @BlaseballCrabs’ logo just a miniboss from a Zelda game? Discuss.

username: WGloomNDoom

displayname: Workman Gloom

rawDescription: Free. Beasley's No. 1 fan 🐶 They/Them ProfilePic: @shenaniglenn

text: blaseball.com

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent: For the record: We didn't vote for player steals just to steal players, we went for the least-contested blessings based on last season's results to maximize our chances of getting at least 1 blessing. We're Lawful Evil, not Lawful Chaotic!

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent:
@Moom_Radio @jesstelephone @HadesBlaseball US: oh no we didn't get jess?
US: wait... Nagomi is the highest rated player?
US: WE GOT THE HIGHEST RATED PLAYERRR!!!!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Moom


rawContent: I've seen some people suggest that the Crabs poured all their votes into player steals, hoping they'd get @jesstelephone from @HadesBlaseball. And you know what? You're absolutely correct, we had to edit our hype video at the last minute to swap Jess' name out for Nagomi's https://t.co/EAQ1twyl9g

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rawContent: @hermitcrablvr @hotfishsummer im down if the proceeds (after artists get paid) go to gender identity charities!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: hotfishsummer

displayname: ⚠ -is- s---er ⚠


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams the one thing that can finally unite crabs and sunbeams: fighting against discrimination 🦀🌞✊

text: blaseball.boston

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: The Baltimore Crabs absolutely, unapologetically support transgender rights. If you don't put your CLAWS UP FOR TRANS RIGHTS, you're not a real crab! We want every human to have the chance to live safely and happily as themselves (until the Great Carcinization begins)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MontgomeryBull2 @NagomiMcdaniel please! we've been using the smaller, more spherical crabs but it makes them angy

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: 🌛🦀 🏝Loco MoCo🏝🦀🌜

username: NagomiMcdaniel

displayname: NAGOMI MCDANIEL


rawContent:
MY BOSS: As your final initiation, you will descend deep below the Oldest Bay and find the Olde One, the MotherCrab, Ny'el'g'shuth, Big Debrah — and you will gaze upon its carapace ancient and vast and speak the oldest words, the ones you've always known but never said!

ME: https://t.co/iX4ODEu2SF

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @DunlapBlaseball @hermitcrablvr yes

renderedContent: @DunlapBlaseball @hermitcrablvr yes

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: claws up kill god send tweet rinse repeat

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs The Crabs social media manager is doing a great job!

username: TeaTimeTravesty

displayname: Mark Sullivan


rawContent: @hermitcrablvr @DunlapBlaseball we've been around for 400Million+ years, what's another few? 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If you think we are insufferable now, just wait until we win the Championship!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: My friends, family, coworkers, neighbours, therapist, and socially-distanced delivery drivers: https://t.co/pueWfokTwW

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @EdAcosta we are blue, emotionally

renderedContent: @EdAcosta we are blue, emotionally

text: blaseball.boston

username: EdAcosta

displayname: Ed Acosta


rawContent: "You come at the crab, best not miss"

renderedContent: "You come at the crab, best not miss"

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Is that a Crab Scott cameo in The Wire? https://t.co/RjpVFAfz03

username: robat

displayname: Robert Hähnel

rawDescription: Editorial

renderedDescription: Editorial

location: Berlin


rawContent: @blaseballbirds choke on a peanut, avian

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseballbirds

displayname: Birds Official Real Official


rawContent: @transsamot @CatamariDamacy genius.

renderedContent: @transsamot @CatamariDamacy genius.

text: blaseball.boston

username: transsamot

displayname: eli ☀

username: CatamariDamacy

displayname: Cat-atonic


rawContent: Me sneaking into the Firefighters discord channel like https://t.co/YbxSKhcMrp

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball_jazz if you put a crab in a bucket, it wanted to be in that bucket. all you did was performed unpaid labour for crab-kind 🦀✊

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Breck Unridge Jazz Hands


rawContent: You can't argue with the science: Shed the decrepit shell of Mammalian Society and become one with all crab-kind https://t.co/VwX3hUXMZf

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @zopocalypse regrets are for mammals with the ability to learn from their mistakes. we crab now! 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

username: zopocalypse

displayname: Zo-wheee!


rawContent: @liam_belson honestly we do https://t.co/SuMBI96q2R

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Liam


rawContent: @blaseballcomms 🦀👁✍

renderedContent: @blaseballcomms 🦀👁✍

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


rawContent: Kotaku timing their article perfectly for the first day of extended siesta, a classic Moist Talker move

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: What is T̵h̷e̷ ̸F̸o̶r̸b̶i̴d̴d̴e̶n̷ ̸B̴o̶o̶k̸ and other questions about Blaseball answered. https://t.co/4cPPSVh84d https://t.co/lJs4BGkDan

renderedContent: What is T̵h̷e̷ ̸F̸o̶r̸b̶i̴d̴d̴e̶n̷ ̸B̴o̶o̶k̸ and other questions about Blaseball answered. bit.ly/30HG4IT https://t.co/lJs4BGkDan

username: Kotaku

displayname: Kotaku

rawDescription: The Gamer's Guide

renderedDescription: The Gamer's Guide

text: kotaku.com

description: Official

source: Sprout Social

sourceLabel: Sprout Social


rawContent: @leo60228 @Kotaku CORRECTION: there are only 2 books worth reading

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: vriska (parody)


rawContent:
NO RETREAT
NO PROGRESS
ONLY SIDE-TO-SIDE!
#CLAWSUP 🦀

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs We will never retreat! We literally don't even know how! Claws UP!🦀

username: TheAshCheshire

displayname: Ash, psychopomp to the stars

rawDescription: Cunning fierce graceful. Past linguist, drama therapist, tech writer. Current sculptor @thevespertilian, game designer @ashcangames,  shy cryptid (fae/fem/faer)

location: just offshore of your heart

text: patreon.com/ashcheshire


rawContent: @luins_ for added flavor, try toasting your spices in a warm 5,778 Kelvin Sun 🦀👁🍳🌞

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Luin


rawContent: @Kotaku There's only one book worth reading, and it isn't "forbidden"... in fact its very much bidden https://t.co/DEQheF0KQN

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseballcomms the plan is simple. first we kill all the new gods. then an indeterminate amount of time later, an ancient giant crab rises out of a Chesapeake Bay and eats the sun. somewhere in between those 2 the Crabs win the championship. and all throughout, we play the blaseball.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We are the ultimate underdogs... the undercrabs! scuttling around in the cold wet mud, never moving forwards or backwards only sideways at an alarming pace

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: the 'riding seals into battle' thing is accurate but taken out of context.

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Incredibly unrealistic. crabs would never fight other crabs! and if we had lightsabers on the field, then the Tigers would not have made it to the playoffs

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
🦀 CRABS.

🦀 LIGHTSABERS.

🦀 CRABS RIDING SEALS INTO BATTLE.

Fight Crab (Switch) Asia-exclusive physical release pre-order at Play-Asia: https://t.co/9uCoDrfXqk double coin rewards and get 5% off with promo code NDEAL

✅ English language support included https://t.co/HqT2a61Mqd

renderedContent:
🦀 CRABS.

🦀 LIGHTSABERS.

🦀 CRABS RIDING SEALS INTO BATTLE.

Fight Crab (Switch) Asia-exclusive physical release pre-order at Play-Asia: bit.ly/3itUeU8 double coin rewards and get 5% off with promo code NDEAL

✅ English language support included https://t.co/HqT2a61Mqd

username: Nintendeal

displayname: Nintendeal

rawDescription: Nintendo deals and literally whatever else I like. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Affiliate links are tagged./ Tweets by @AndrewAlerts

text: nintendeal.com


rawContent: If I'm not placing bets on 10 games every hour im awake, then who am I? Who was I before? without the pure love of blaseball incinerating my remaining brain cells, who will I become? its an extended exisiestantial crisis

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: S3 CRABSS4 CRABS https://t.co/X1e8jvdqo4

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Don't make us get your Dad down here again, Tillman! We let you on the team as a favor to him for his decades of faithful service as Treasurer of the Undying Claw... and also because he pays for the management office Spotify account

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: hey @crabsofbmore @BLTCrabs @BlaseballCrabs you are all legally required to rt my #blaseball podcast or else my father will hear of this

username: TillmanBaller

displayname: Tillman -real talk- Henderson

rawDescription:
sir Tillman Henderson

plays for the Baltimore Crabs

art by @corpserevivers

everyone loves me

i cannot be killed

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck

username: BLTCrabs

displayname: Baltimore Crabs (inactive)


rawContent: Sure, if you only go off Win/Loss then our stats don't look too hot. But if you factor in some key metrics, you'll see the Baltimore Crabs are excelling across many areas such as Number of Crabs and Total Volume of Crab and Season Ticket Holder Mortality Rate

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @WashingWave8 oh okay sorry idk what STD is but in Baltimore there's a creature called crabs (see pic) I guess they dont have them where you live in Arsenal! https://t.co/uJleOr6aGp

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: please. stop hating on @TillmanBaller!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the stadium and is terrorizing downtown Baltimore. he's too powerful!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TillmanBaller @nymillenials he's not kidding, also the copy of Inception is signed by himself

text: blaseball.boston

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: @WashingWave8 I don't get the joke sorry! Could you explain?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @salubriousbrew @theyetee @ykarps It's me doing the pose I do in the outfit I wear every time I press Send Tweet

text: blaseball.boston

username: salubriousbrew

displayname: lugubrious brew

username: theyetee

displayname: The Yetee 🌈

username: ykarps

displayname: thankvid bednar


rawContent: @WashingWave8 what do you mean sorry?

renderedContent: @WashingWave8 what do you mean sorry?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @mypetmonster more time to train up the Deicide Units, an absolute win

text: blaseball.boston

username: mypetmonster

displayname: Bob Nugent


rawContent: @TracyEOBrien @TheAshCheshire that's a goal we often yell but it's not our official cheer, we can have more than one cheer / slogan / goal / chant though!

text: blaseball.boston

username: TracyEOBrien

displayname: Tracy O'Brien


rawContent: @crowdyke666 Bad Guy - The Interrupters

renderedContent: @crowdyke666 Bad Guy - The Interrupters

text: blaseball.boston

username: fuckupfemme


rawContent: @inurashii #CLAWSUP 🦀👁

renderedContent: @inurashii #CLAWSUP 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

username: inurashii

displayname: Caelyn, Issues Goblin


rawContent: @weaponthane always room for one more crab at the cookout! 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

username: weaponthane

displayname: stealing brooklyn valor


rawContent: @blaseballcomms Please let us know ASAP if this is God-related, so we can deploy a Deicide Unit to the affected area

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Blaseball is taking a ~2 week long siesta so its creators can get some rest and prepare for Season 4. We think this is well deserved, they've been working non-stop for 3 weeks

So it is currently Not Time for crab. We will update you all when it is once again Time for crab 🦀👁 https://t.co/y8FFPTrhKf

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The league ops updating our official team cheer to "Claws Up!" is the most valuable blessing of all... https://t.co/laLBh0VmUY

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @sealofzeal unhinged? UNHINGED? UNHIIINGEDDD???????? 🦀👁🦀👁🦀👁🦀👁🦀👁🦀👁🦀👁🦀👁🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: sealofzeal

displayname: mike!


rawContent: @blaseball_jazz That's true, you have a great team! S4 gonna be spicy and well-seasoned

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Breck Unridge Jazz Hands


rawContent: Firefighters really do be turning up to the Group Project on the final day and earning an A+, we're not even mad y'all needed it 🦀❤ https://t.co/0BW1Q093q3

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: rip to the jazz but we're different https://t.co/wt8TIZsbtD

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: This video now on YouTube too! https://t.co/VKIM7F67ja

renderedContent: This video now on YouTube too! youtu.be/dzrsnoCjK5w

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston

title: SEASON 4 IS CRABS SEASON! 🦀👁

description: say the line Nagomi!

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

rawDescription: like and subscribe.

renderedDescription: like and subscribe.

location: San Bruno, CA

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent:
🦀👁🦀👁🦀👁🦀👁🦀
SEASON 4 IS CRABS SEASON!
🦀👁🦀👁🦀👁🦀👁🦀
#CLAWSUP #blaseball https://t.co/CWjv4Exfmw

text: blaseball.boston

hashtags: CLAWSUP blaseball


rawContent: if we get zero blessings again I will personally attack and dethrone God

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I'm not worried. why would I be worried? you're the worried one! shut up!! https://t.co/2Vr9jwembT

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We only play blaseball to make the days go faster while we wait for the Olde One to wake up, swallow the new gods and begin the Great Carcinization. But until then, yes, I guess we do "objectively suck shit" at blaseball

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Floatin_Head that's our human!

renderedContent: @Floatin_Head that's our human!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Estrogen Patch Notes


rawContent: I was gonna call the National Aquarium in Baltimore for a bit (as well as make a donation) but I ran out of time. Great work done there!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs Similarly, the National Aquarium in the Inner Harbor (home of our Mothercrab and Mr. Trash Wheel) does great restoration and conservation work from what I've researched! They planted the floating wetlands which helped bring back some wildlife to the harbor https://t.co/VmhohVF8Rp

renderedContent: @BlaseballCrabs Similarly, the National Aquarium in the Inner Harbor (home of our Mothercrab and Mr. Trash Wheel) does great restoration and conservation work from what I've researched! They planted the floating wetlands which helped bring back some wildlife to the harbor aqua.org/support/donate

username: vidityavoleti

displayname: Viditya 🛹 Voleti

rawDescription:
Interactive Artist / 4x Award Nominated Game Designer / Dice Eater / First of My Name / Good Bi Boy / Goblin King /Indie Punk Bastard
pfp @AngryArtist113
He/Him

location: Brooklyn, NY

text: vidityavoleti.itch.io

text: vidityavoleti.itch.io


rawContent: The Internet Blaseball League is putting aside its differences today to support charities using the #blaseballcares hashtag. If you have some time please check it out and support some of the highlighted charities! 🦀♥

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Oh you're a Shoe Thieves fan? Name three pairs of sneakers you shoplifted from Footlocker 🙄👟👠👢

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
She picks up an old framed photo, running her fingers across dusty glass. "He's cute grandma... Who is this? What did he do?" I deliver a smile 50 years in the making and proclaim: "Violence."
"Wow, that's deep," she says. "But what was his name?"
And I say, "I already told you."

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @dev_ens 🦀👁

renderedContent: @dev_ens 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: dev


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball Landry Violence sacrificed himself so y'all could live. May the violence never end… 🦀🙏🔥

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: the year is 2052. my granddaughter stops by the nursing home for a rare IRL visit. as she cleans my Full-VR setup, I whisper to her softly "honey… did I ever tell you about the Tigers V Mills Season 3 final?" she rolls her eyes and smiles. "Yes nana… but you can tell me again"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: did someone win, cant tell? #blaseball @HadesBlaseball https://t.co/uzZRE7ZPMF

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Neat! At least the Crabs won something from Season 3 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: The season 3 of #blaseball FAVORITE SOCIAL ACCOUNT goes to the @BlaseballCrabs ! Congrats crabs, ya'll deserve it, everyone loves da crabs

username: RevRyeBread

displayname: Riley L. Hopkins|| cohost & tumblr under same name

rawDescription:
he/them - Podcaster and TTRPG Game Designer - Enbyonicle |
https://t.co/CaVNrOYvEW revrye

listen to champs in the making

icon by @iappreci8urbutt

renderedDescription:
he/them - Podcaster and TTRPG Game Designer - Enbyonicle |
linksmithgames.com revrye

listen to champs in the making

icon by @iappreci8urbutt

text: linksmithgames.com

location: Naperville, IL

text: linksmithgames.com


rawContent: No matter who wins this tense final, Tigers or Mills, both equal in courage - we can all take solace in this one beautiful, simply fact of blaseball: the Pies lost and didn't ascend 🔪🥧

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TillmanBaller @landryviolence unfortunately the rogue umps don't take suggestions, yet

text: blaseball.boston

username: TillmanBaller

displayname: Tillman -real talk- Henderson

username: landryviolence

displayname: landry violence


rawContent: @TillmanBaller @landryviolence who are you again? the one that isn't a robot?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: To commemorate the passing of @landryviolence we will be dedicating all our tweets for Season 4 in his memory. If you criticize any of our tweets during this period, you're actually disrespecting the memory of a dead hero, not cool!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: ME: *smashing apart the funeral home with an aluminium bat during the memorial service* It's what Landry would have wanted! 😭

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rawContent: @light7388 welcome to the crab gang

renderedContent: @light7388 welcome to the crab gang

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rawContent: we lost a legend today... rest in peace @landryviolence. sad to see u go but glad you found the only way out. Never Look Back bro! 🦀🙏😢 https://t.co/MAP91YLhUD

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @DallasStakes mmm. and since all steaks players are contractually obligated to store raw steaks in their pockets, when a player is incinerated the survivors get a free perfectly cooked meal

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rawContent: Trust me when I say that any victims are more than glad to have traded their rights for the only way out

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Blaseball's rogue umpires frequently violate the Protocol on Incendiary Weapons when incinerating players. https://t.co/snGYPOfi5Q

username: ViolateGeneva

displayname: Can You Violate The Geneva Conventions?

rawDescription: A catalog of violatable and non-violatable Geneva Conventions in video games. Powered by @HardDriveMag.


rawContent: @ViolateGeneva this is only true if you consider blaseball players "people" with "human" ""rights""

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rawContent: @JeanetteJoestar old... baymbo..... send tweet

text: blaseball.boston

username: JeanetteJoestar

displayname: The Hound Irradiant🧚🍂🐠


rawContent: @DallasStakes that's raw anger, an emotion crabs store in the legs

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rawContent: Crab Symbol mp4 https://t.co/pu0wFKRndZ

renderedContent: Crab Symbol mp4 https://t.co/pu0wFKRndZ

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rawContent:
CLAWS UP CLAWS UP CLAWS UP CLAWS UP

https://t.co/FejURHw6eW

renderedContent:
CLAWS UP CLAWS UP CLAWS UP CLAWS UP

soundcloud.com/liamjmcma/claw…

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rawContent:
ME: Season 4 will be the Season of Crabs!

ME AT 6:01PM UTC ON SUNDAY: https://t.co/b7cXIpZxKj

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @RevRyeBread @blaseballcomms no problem, not my first rodeo lol! if you wanted to next-level it you could do a player write-in nomination round and then in the voting stage also load in the players as dropdown options, or ranked voting or something (like there's 5 for each category or whatever)

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rawContent: @RevRyeBread @blaseballcomms Small suggestion: Team questions could be drop-downs with all 20 teams loaded in as possible answers, you could duplicate this question a bunch so you don't have to redo it each time. this saves people writing things wrong, typos etc

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rawContent: When our players learn how to hit the ball, run on the base, throw pitches and catch the ball in the outfield then, oh boy, you'll alllll be sorry.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: (reposted cuz I got the firefighters and tacos the wrong way round, though arguably the firefighters do good when grilled)

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rawContent: the holy #blaseball trifecta https://t.co/ovKQiMey4S

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rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams Kennedy Loser ate them all, we told him they were a delicious snack :(

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username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams ...actually i think we're like super busy that night my bad

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Fuck Capitalism Go Crabs! https://t.co/GnI2mAb2DQ

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams can you please return the printer ASAP? the commissioner said we had to share it due to league budget cuts and we need to print out signup sheets for crabs karaoke night ("crabaoke")

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If incineration exceeds 30% and peanut allergies become widespread, there is a danger that the Internet Blaseball League will enter what splort historians refer to as The Cool Era.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: im actually glad we didn't make the playoffs. i think its very good and cool actually. i actually have saturday social plans with my many cool and attractive friends. oh, are the playoffs happening rigth now? i wouldnt know sorry, im too busy. with my many fun and real friends

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: when your team doesn't make the playoffs despite having less wins and worse players with worse stats #blaseball https://t.co/rcD3vIhQAY

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Sincere congrats to all 7 of the Season 3 playoffs teams who aren't the Pies, and a very reluctant congrats to the Pies. Let's play blall! https://t.co/0ArXKg6m81

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Baltimore isn't a real place it was invented in 1967 to sell Old Bay seasoning, but the campaign was so powerful it manifested an entire city

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We hired you as part of Maryland State's "Losers to Winners" initiative, which includes a very lucrative tax rebate. Also you can hit the ball sometimes

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: I Have to admit - when I signed up for the Crabs I told them I didn’t know baseball - they told me it wasn’t baseball so it didn’t matter - but I am starting to think Maybe it still would have been a good idea to learn!!!

username: KennedyLoser

rawDescription: Baltimore Crabs Ascended Team His/Him

renderedDescription: Baltimore Crabs Ascended Team His/Him

location: Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: I dunno why New York has the Millennials — Crabs are the ultimate millennials, we've been around for millennials of years!!

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rawContent: Crabs are nature's himbos

renderedContent: Crabs are nature's himbos

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rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams snip snip sunshine

renderedContent: @hmouthsunbeams snip snip sunshine

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rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams Thanks Beams! After a contentious season, we're really glad you feel that way. However, even though there's literally no value in the wins, we hope we absolutely destroy you in this final set 3-0 and leave you in the cold dark mark where you belong 🦀🔪🌚

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rawContent: ACRAB

renderedContent: ACRAB

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rawContent: @SeanDoesLights nothing can capture its visage, but this comes close! 🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: seanpforsythe


rawContent: @JayLando22 it was us sorry, but it wasn't marketing, it was damage control

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: JayLando🏳⚧


rawContent: Every move the Crabs make is, naturally, a lateral move

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseballcoyote that makes sense given you play for the magic

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username: blaseballcoyote

displayname: Halexandrey Walton


rawContent: holy shit it's happening!!!

renderedContent: holy shit it's happening!!!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Who else goes nuts for Old Bay Peanuts? 🥜 (IG📷: @hi_ugly79) https://t.co/FEFe1F3N96

username: OLDBAYSeasoning

displayname: OLD BAY

rawDescription: There are only two things you need to know about #OLDBAY Seasoning: 1. it's great on seafood and 2. it's great on everything else. 🦀

location: Maryland

text: oldbay.com

source: Hootsuite Inc.

sourceLabel: Hootsuite Inc.


rawContent: Crabs and @MiamiBlaseball both celebrating somehow not coming last in the Season 3 standings https://t.co/gLxet9bt2H

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: Read the first letter of our 15 previous tweets for a very cool surprise 😎🦀

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: sorry about that!

renderedContent: sorry about that!

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rawContent: #JOPPA | *TRAFFIC DELAY* | MD-152 IN AREA OF I-95 | BUSHEL OF CRABS FELL FROM TRUCK - LIVE CRABS SCURRYING ACROSS THE ROADWAY WITH ACTIVE PURSUIT IN PROGRESS 🦀 🦀 #HarfordCounty #HarfordTraffic #MDTraffic

username: HarfordFireBlog

displayname: Harford Fire Blog

rawDescription: Providing up to date information on incidents & pertinent information about the #HarfordCounty #Fire & #EMS service. #HarfordTraffic #MDTraffic #BreakingNews

location: Harford County, MD

hashtags: JOPPA HarfordCounty HarfordTraffic MDTraffic


rawContent: With 6 games left, the Fridays are officially out of playoffs contention. The Lovers and Steaks battle it out in the Good league for 4th place, while it's still anyone's game in the Evil league! #blaseball https://t.co/D3x9OKxjGV

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rawContent: @jesstelephone we forgive you. also we've sent over some samples of Crabs uniforms for you to try in preparation for Season 4 🦀😉

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username: jesstelephone

displayname: Jessica Telephone


rawContent: To date Jessica Telephone you must first defeat her 70 evil exes

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Small correction - Pies is Rank 1 for tie-breakers due to the divine blessing from Season 2 and Magic score was off by 1 https://t.co/AnZS1wx9bI

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rawContent: With 7 games left in Season 3, there's still a lot of competition to secure those final Playoff places! We are however officially in Party Time - reluctant congrats to Tigers and Mills for securing their playoff places already 🦀🔪 https://t.co/WAVbMnlLMu

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams you do have the highest of all high grounds ever, dangerous!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams Kill 1 crab and there are trillions more to take its place. Kill 1 sun and the world goes dark, forever...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @thatBenKeller @LarsOgna @thepetrabot crab gang welcomes all, if you choose to join our team! #CLAWSUP 🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: thatBenKeller

displayname: Ben, the chainsaw man enjoyer


rawContent: We have a strict zero-crunch policy for Baltimore Crabs workers. The only crunch in blaseball should be the sound of the Tacos getting stepped on by the Lovers

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@BLTCrabs ❤🥺❤🥺❤🥺

🦀 claws up forever bro 🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: BLTCrabs

displayname: Baltimore Crabs (inactive)


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams learning is for mammals with big ugly wrinkly brains, not crustaceans with small pretty smooth brains 🦀😇

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: uh oh... https://t.co/cuFPdE4IIh

renderedContent: uh oh... https://t.co/cuFPdE4IIh

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rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams high off our victory we tried staring at the sun ironically but now half our players are temporarily blind, whoops!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @InkyRutledge @hmouthsunbeams every plant on the planet eats sunbeams. imagine being eaten by a plant, "oh no, my only weakness, photosynthesis!!"

text: blaseball.boston

username: InkyRutledge

displayname: Inky Rutledge


rawContent:
@hmouthsunbeams no gods
no masters
only 𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖇

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rawContent: supporting gay rights is mandatory in Baltimore Crabs player contracts, just below the provision that says if you die on the field your corpse is legally considered our intellectual property 🏳🌈 🦀

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @tacoblaseball oh well gay rights i guess

renderedDescription:
sir Tillman Henderson

plays for the Baltimore Crabs

art by @corpserevivers

everyone loves me

i cannot be killed

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent:
🦀 Crabs Fans Core Principles 🦀
- have friendly blaseball fun!
- create a safe space for all!
- 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐝
- lots of crab memes and in jokes :)

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseballcomms "May their memories live on in Island Time" - This is a coded message from the commissioner CONFIRMING that the Spies have sleeper agents embedded in the Hawaii Fridays team! This conspiracy either goes all the way to the top, or it doesn't and i'm a smooth brained crab snip snip

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


rawContent: @blaseballcomms Ain't no Sunshine when Seb's gone 🥺🙏🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Fridays lost 2 players to incineration and even worse, it's still Thursday in Hawaii! https://t.co/wT7JRviqHn

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ThermobaricTom we're the ultimate bottom-feeder right now, but just you wait for Season 4! #CLAWSUP 🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: ThermobaricTom

displayname: Saint Swithun


rawContent: @KennedyLoser @BlaseballUnion @jesstelephone To be fair, the latest revision of the contract does say that we can pay in expired coupons if the player is quote "A Loser, figuratively or literally".

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballUnion

displayname: Blaseball Players Union


rawContent: Please nobody tell Kennedy Loser that we pay our other players in real money, we've been paying him in expired 20% Off Coupons for Blakes Crab Shack since Season 1

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: this is what I see when I check the score of my max bet game and my team is down by 12

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rawContent: DID YOU TASTE THE I̛̳̥͡͠N̲̥̞F͚̭͍̟̹͈̫̀͠͞ͅI̛̜̤̰̝̝ͅN̬̬̠͔͈͠I̸̦͓̼̦͢T̘̭̝͔̲̼̱E̗̘̻͢? https://t.co/uuhYUjDKJi

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball @TillmanBaller trade you for him?

text: blaseball.boston

username: TillmanBaller

displayname: Tillman -real talk- Henderson


rawContent: Crabs Chant #CLAWSUP 🦀 https://t.co/qDhoMriQVY

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TillmanBaller sure you are buddy 🦀👍

renderedContent: @TillmanBaller sure you are buddy 🦀👍

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rawContent: The Tacos and the Crabs have a lot in common because we both have hard outer shells and we're both awful at blaseball

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Kudos to whichever team gets the St Michael twins, their agent says they'll only join as a pair due to the immense psychic pain they experience being further than 12 metres apart https://t.co/pEWBGt35fJ

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rawContent: Blaseball Update: The list of new rookies for the Season 4 draft has been announced! Who will you pick? #blaseball https://t.co/cE1ERnXRKV

renderedContent: Blaseball Update: The list of new rookies for the Season 4 draft has been announced! Who will you pick? #blaseball twitter.com/stepheniscowbo…

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rawContent: still cannot believe these are all geniune places in the south west https://t.co/uLMkqeUATp

username: stepheniscowboy

displayname: stephen

rawDescription: whoah man in stem

renderedDescription: whoah man in stem

location: bristol

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rawContent: Good article but you failed to mention crabs even one time, so I sadly must rate you zero stars and recommend Polygon for incineration

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: In the game of Blaseball, the real MVPs are the fans, whose creations have made its deliciously weird world even weirder https://t.co/KFzqWHzO8E https://t.co/iVjHuFrGys

renderedContent: In the game of Blaseball, the real MVPs are the fans, whose creations have made its deliciously weird world even weirder polygon.com/features/2020/… https://t.co/iVjHuFrGys

username: Polygon

displayname: Polygon

rawDescription: A tour guide for the wilderness of modern entertainment. We find, share, and investigate the things you love and the people who make and enjoy them.

text: polygon.com

description: Official

source: Chorus publishing platform

sourceLabel: Chorus publishing platform


rawContent: @Polygon If you're thinking of playing blaseball after reading this article, consider signing up to be a Baltimore Crab at https://t.co/M5NLPCxksZ! 🦀❤

renderedContent: @Polygon If you're thinking of playing blaseball after reading this article, consider signing up to be a Baltimore Crab at blaseball.com! 🦀❤

text: blaseball.boston

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title: BLASEBALL

description: Baseball at your mercy

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @KC_BreathMints this explains the jazz hands

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬


rawContent: Can't even win at being the worst...

renderedContent: Can't even win at being the worst...

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: We're officially tied for last place! This is an improvement for us!!!

displayname: DALE FOREVER

rawDescription: Former Twitter home of the Miami Dale. Ran by @BillyGalant.

location: Miami


rawContent: How to pronounce every member of the Baltimore Crabs Season 3 team #blaseball https://t.co/kX5whGQegb

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @cdonegan778 when you live deep down in the cold wet mud, the only way is up! Season 4 here we come 🦀

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: ciara


rawContent:
palms are sweaty,
knees weak, arms are heavy
there's vomit on the jersey already
Combs Duende

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Dietary Update: all food and drink items in our stadium contain traces of shellfish, except the Crab Cakes which are vegan but shaped like cute lil crabs #blaseball

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MoistTalkers @BLTCrabs @crabsofbmore https://t.co/diSVjaZylQ

text: blaseball.boston

username: MoistTalkers

displayname: Canada Moist Talkers


rawContent: @gaywitchcoven natural born nutcrackers for real

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: gaywitchcoven


rawContent: who the hell are the Internal Server Errors and how are they up 500 points?? #blaseball https://t.co/rBoGuiTjMK

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball @jesstelephone one tiger, many shames

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @greg_p_kennedy @KC_BreathMints @jesstelephone @HadesBlaseball yes, it was weird that the hero of the movie was only in it for 5 mins but we're blaseballers not filmmakers

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Greg Kennedy

displayname: Jessica Telephone


rawContent: @blaseballcoyote @jesstelephone @HadesBlaseball we have to take the little victories when we can, down here in the cold wet mud https://t.co/msz3pTGVTv

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseballcoyote

displayname: Halexandrey Walton


rawContent: Well well well... little Jessie's having trouble with her bat #blaseball https://t.co/c4hIV7yMey

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Tigers are only winning our division because they get to play against us! Imagine how many more games we'd win if we could play against ourselves!!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Greguisition a vote for any crabs blessing is implicitly a vote for anticapitalism 🦀🔪

text: blaseball.boston

username: Greguisition

displayname: Greg


rawContent: We're From Baltimore.

renderedContent: We're From Baltimore.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Praying to the Blaseball Gods in:

Season 2Season 3 https://t.co/LQSsoasGRu

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @roxiethorne fero failed an Origin of the Species roll whilst creating a large angry crab and it ended up manifesting in our world, hello!

text: blaseball.boston

username: roxiethorne

displayname: Roxie


rawContent: pls no step https://t.co/QO8ChFusiB

renderedContent: pls no step https://t.co/QO8ChFusiB

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Fans wishing to sacrifice themselves prematurely MUST purchase the Premium Oblation Add-on. Bodies of non-ticket-holders who launch themselves over the barricades will be recovered and disposed of in a non-sacrificial manner #blaseball

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@MiamiBlaseball boat bad
crab good
that's simple biology

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @dahrae_ @PontiusPyrite welcome to crab gang 🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: hardykiwis

displayname: Mika Jougasaki Fan Account

username: PontiusPyrite

displayname: Moral Twerpitude


rawContent: We got shamed by Dalé. The ultimate shame...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: this tweet aged poorly https://t.co/gD7mHJmFEJ

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: We may be far down the scoreboard, and it's going to be a long journey back to the top. But in difficult times like this you just need to close your eyes, raise your claws, and remember one thing: the Miami Dalé are somehow worse!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball win 3 more games and you'll be equally as bad as us! 🦀⛵🗑

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
You: what if the fans wrote the lore?
Us: what if the fans wrote the scores? >:)

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Wow, we're at the top of our group! Incredible! https://t.co/cTpn1UcogI

text: blaseball.boston


renderedContent: We may be far down the scoreboard, and it's going to be a long journey back to the top. But in difficult times like this you just need to close your eyes, raise your claws, and remember one thing: the Miami Dalé are somehow worse!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseballcomms @Friends_Table PolkaDot Patterson will always be a Crabs player at heart, mostly because of all the shell fragments the doctors couldn't remove 🦀

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Friends at the Table


rawContent: @tittergrrl sorry we don't play esports, only real splorts 😢🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: DistrictOfKatya


rawContent: @CreativeBinlord welcome to the crab gang, softshell! 🦀

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: JesseRaen

username: CreativeBinlord

displayname: Follow @JesseRaen


rawContent: When someone asks a non-Baltimore resident why they picked the Crabs #blaseball https://t.co/0VfRSovkbE

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @mwgnz yes, but only if you join the Baltimore Crabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: mwgnz

displayname: Matt


rawContent: Blaseball just hasn't been the same since the Tucamcari Feral Hogs ascended last year 😢🐗 https://t.co/Me0fvLjIil

renderedContent: Blaseball just hasn't been the same since the Tucamcari Feral Hogs ascended last year 😢🐗 twitter.com/CardboardCut0u…

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: So anyway, happy feral hog day. https://t.co/Pdy0l8Mh6g

displayname: CardboardCutout

rawDescription: Small, angry person. Mostly rambling about films, cats, cheese and dinosaurs. I bless the rains down in Africa.

location: Leicester


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball https://t.co/Ns5WLkzuWN

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball https://t.co/Ns5WLkzuWN

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ariskofrain seattle garages fans must be so disappointed right now. not because of this song, just generally

text: blaseball.boston

username: ariskofrain

displayname: rain


rawContent: @Carniferus @piddlebucket crabs are chaotic, but not Chaotic in the traditional sense. We uphold a law older than laws themselves. crab

text: blaseball.boston

username: Carniferus

displayname: Ben Carnow

username: piddlebucket

displayname: dinkle 🕎


rawContent:
@jesstelephone *takes breath*
*thrusts hands forward*
"CRABS!"

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: jesstelephone


rawContent: In this rare post-game interview, @HadesBlaseball's 5-star MVP Hitter @jesstelephone reveals her one and only weakness https://t.co/HyH52hoiEI

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @YourSuccubusBae welcome to the best gosh darn blaseball team in the downtown baltimore area!

text: blaseball.boston

username: YourSuccubusBae

displayname: Alexia Tripp, Carton of Milf


rawContent: Baltimore Crabs Fan Political Compass, tag yourself! https://t.co/oJy7WjC23P

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball bluh!

renderedContent: @HadesBlaseball bluh!

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball


rawContent: im the crab guy

renderedContent: im the crab guy

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Karaoke video for Billie Eilish's bad guy features crabs. Why ??? https://t.co/7rLmrAp5lb

username: otakucalendarjp

displayname: otakujp

rawDescription: #Manga #Anime #VideoGame #Doujin #Japan #Otaku #Tourism #tokusatsu Hello! We are two Japanese otaku who provide Otaku information from Japan! Available EN/FR/JP

location: Tokyo

text: otakucalendarjapan.com


rawContent: @King_Crackers big deal, we all go to hell eventually. Crabs punish capitalists here on Earth!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: 🏴 J.Y Is A Radioactive Liberation Machine ☠


rawContent:
For Sale: EpiPens
Location: Outside @ChiBlaseball stadium
Best offers accepted

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: Every day I wake up, realise I haven't been incinerated by rogue umps in my sleep, and resign myself to another day of cursed existence

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's another incredible day to participate in the cultural event of #Blaseball! Make sure to put your #CLAWSUP 🦀 for today's Baltimore Crabs games! https://t.co/15wogUdMGg

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hashtags: Blaseball CLAWSUP


rawContent: @MikeRUnderwood crab

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username: MikeRUnderwood

displayname: Michael R Underwood


rawContent: me watching every game this season like #blaseball https://t.co/QgkKg4UKmH

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BLASPHEMY

@blaseballcomms https://t.co/KhmPJFHvq2

username: damoncbradshaw

displayname: Game Dad

rawDescription: I'm your Game Dad--and you're doing great, kid! A (real) dad, teacher, musician, producer, game system monkey. I IMPLORE you to play something besides just D&D!

location: KCMO


rawContent: 🕵🏽🗣 https://t.co/QHc97iDG1t

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rawContent: The Blasphemy Peanut but set to Mitski - Nobody, that's it that's the tweet #blaseball https://t.co/XfD8pMHmYY

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rawContent: Other teams may talk a big anticapitalism game, but Crabs are the only creatures with 2 tiny portable guillotines attached to their bodies

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rawContent: we're gonna know so much about Combs Duende!

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rawContent: If you think this peanut situation is bad, wait until cheaters get caught exploiting to 1,000,000 Interviews #blaseball

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rawContent: @a_cado_appears @ali_west and crustaceans hated him because he spoke the truth!

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displayname: horror of the 4th/5th/6th year

displayname: ali ⟦BIG THE CAT RESPECT ZONE⟧


rawContent: Welcome to Crabs at the Table, an actual crab podcast focused on critical crab building, crab characterization, and fun interactions between good crabs. I'm your host, Clawstin Pincer—

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rawContent: @Crellec @blaseballcomms @Friends_Table alternate universe fiction where the rapid evening are a blaseball team Chrysanth bought for Clem to keep her busy, which she still fills with prisoners against their will

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username: Crellec

displayname: Darin Dalzell

displayname: Friends at the Table


rawContent: @ali_west Ultimately the team you pick should be one that speaks to you for some reason. All the teams have fun people so you should go with your heart! If you decide you're a crab, welcome to the crab gang! If not, that's okay too, I'm sure your team will be great 🦀❤

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rawContent: All mud within the stadium is the intellectual property of the Baltimore Crabs Group. Any guests found consuming the mud will be detained. Any additional fingers grown as a result of ingesting the mud will be considered property of the Baltimore Crabs group. #blaseball

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rawContent: @austin_walker @atebbel @Friends_Table You wanna know what the weak point of a Blaseball league is? The Commissioner.

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displayname: austin walker

username: atebbel

displayname: Art from Friends at the Table


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ME: we should strategically coordinate to give the Crabs the best chance of winning!
ALSO ME: haha peanut go brrr

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rawContent: ancient giant crab removal service "baltimore"

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rawContent: @adeno_trip harden your shell and raise your claws to the sky, we will rise up and have our revenge! 🦀🔪

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username: lilacticacid


rawContent: Welcome to #blaseball Season 3 folx! https://t.co/4RdJdCtjsn

username: BlaseballCrabs

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rawContent:
phone bad
crab good

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑

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phone bad
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𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑

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username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱

rawDescription: Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | https://t.co/WjJgrtDZ9W

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location: New York, New York

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location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

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rawContent: Away Team guests with peanut allergies are advised to politely keep it to themselves #blaseballs

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rawContent: The Book has been updated #blaseball https://t.co/1qo2n6PVTr

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rawContent:
season 2 happy crab is no more

welcome to season 3 ANGRY CRAB 🦀🔪 https://t.co/gQfXz2VZ2W

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rawContent: Welp, it was fun knowing you all, going to crawl face down in the mud and close my eyes now #blaseball https://t.co/Ae7QWrx8i4

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rawContent: @blaseballcomms caffeine is mandatory

renderedContent: @blaseballcomms caffeine is mandatory

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username: blaseball


rawContent: Just under 2 hours until the election ends! Move alongside Discipline Era, it's now: https://t.co/DXFvGwrKDh

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rawContent: Update: Parking Bays D, G and H have been reclaimed by the cold wet mud. Any vehicles parked there belong to the Bay now. Take your parking stub to any concession stand for a complimentary Crabby Cola! #blaseball

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rawContent: Any items left behind during your visit will be reclaimed by the mud. We do not advise trying to recover said items. Our Lost and Found department is simply called: "Lost" #blaseball

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rawContent: Crabs are incapable of feeling shame, that is simple marine biology #CLAWSUP 🦀 #blaseball https://t.co/hk35IVkhAv

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rawContent: PolkaDot Patterson, worth every one of their 5 stars #blaseball https://t.co/QdDVrROKAa

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rawContent: Claws up, perpetually

renderedContent: Claws up, perpetually

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rawContent: made a giant novelty foam claw so all the #blaseball fans out there can root for the @BlaseballCrabs as much as they oughta https://t.co/1xetqELwXu

username: YourFriendSar

displayname: Sar, Your Friend

rawDescription: i work in an email factory. Pittsburgh darling, Baltimore crab 🦀 she/they

location: The Paris of Appalachia


rawContent: QUICK UPDATE FOR HOME FANS: Beneath the Oldest Bay lays a creature, ancient and slumbering, and when it wakes up we will all return to the cold wet mud from whence we came. Also Big Claw Hot Dogs are 2-for-1 all weekend! #blaseball

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rawContent: @Nerdsbeware @nymillenials 🦀❤ millenials are just modern, human crabs tbh

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username: Nerdsbeware

displayname: Brandon Rojas 💖💜💙🏳🌈


rawContent:
Thinking about signing up to play https://t.co/M5NLPCxksZ? Here are 10 Top Reasons to become a Baltimore Crabs fan! #CLAWSUP🦀 #blaseball

1. crab
2. crab
3. cra b
4. crab
5. mmm crraaab!!
6. crab
7. crab.
8. carb
9. we have a big fun friendly community on the discord
10. crab

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Thinking about signing up to play blaseball.com? Here are 10 Top Reasons to become a Baltimore Crabs fan! #CLAWSUP🦀 #blaseball

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5. mmm crraaab!!
6. crab
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displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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rawContent: A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one #blaseball https://t.co/91y3Rn2vI3

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rawContent: All Crabs fans are descended from the MotherCrab, unionised from birth #CLAWSUP 🦀 https://t.co/nOUUHuMolY

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball You are from Chicago.

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball You are from Chicago.

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rawContent: RIP to the Chicago Firefighters who had an incredible season! Truly they are from Chicago #blaseball

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rawContent: well,,, https://t.co/LhrGUwS3rc

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rawDescription: The official, official account of the Chicago Firefighters Blaseball team. We are from Chicago. #WAFC #WeAreFromChicago

location: Chicago, IL

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rawContent: We've waited 445 Million years, what's another week? #blaseball https://t.co/Pecnve9v1j

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rawContent: @BLTCrabs @padgettish Swing by The Oldest Bay management office and we'll settle this like crustaceans https://t.co/G3IcZ2qSIU

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username: BLTCrabs

displayname: Baltimore Crabs (inactive)

username: padgettish

displayname: Colin Arnold


rawContent: When you didn't make the playoffs... 🦀🔪 #blaseball https://t.co/auAFKJWzzC

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rawContent: All this weekend we're raising money to help pay for a custom 87-fingered glove for PolkaDot Patterson! Any spare coins appreciated 🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽✌🏽 #blaseball #CLAWSUP 🦀

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hashtags: blaseball CLAWSUP


rawContent: @BlaseballRumors We're the only account run by crabs fans, and actual crabs

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username: BlaseballRumors

displayname: Blaseball Enquirer


rawContent: After we win Season 3 we're coming for you motherfucker #blaseball

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rawContent: This much crab means one thing: #Crabfest http://t.co/FvER52ASfG

username: redlobster

displayname: Red Lobster

rawDescription: Our tweets are like our seafood, fresh! #RedLobster

location: Cheddar Bay

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description: Official

source: Twitter Ads

sourceLabel: Twitter Ads


rawContent: The other Crabs account is propaganda run by a Beams fan. This OFFICIAL Baltimore Crabs account is run by several crabs in a trenchcoat with a collective IQ of 27

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rawContent:
We may have not made the playoffs, but that's okay. We've been around 445 Million years, another week won't hurt us!

#BLASEBALL SEASON 3 IS CRAB SEASON! 🦀

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rawContent: @blaseballcomms *sweats profusely*

renderedContent: @blaseballcomms *sweats profusely*

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rawContent: If there's anything all blaseball teams can agree on, it's that the Commissioner is doing a great job! @blaseballcomms

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rawContent: Another incredible game of blaseball from the Crabs! #CLAWSUP 🦀, Jazz Hands down! 👐👇 https://t.co/sFpUiy0NI4

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rawContent: Put your #CLAWSUP 🦀 in support of the Official Baltimore Crabs Blaseball account! Please note any pincer-related injuries must be redirected to our Crustacean Complaints department, our unpaid social media interns cannot process your insurance claims #CRABGANG2020 🦀

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