rawContent: Yeah, I like A24. A 24 run deficit in the 5th inning 😭

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

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source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android


rawContent: Is anyone in the Blaseball community playing Marvel Snap? If so you should stop.

renderedDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

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rawContent: @PinataPsychic Samus Aran is essentially the Nagoni McDaniel of the Smash multiverse

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username: PinataPsychic

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden


rawContent: I will be the last Team Account left standing on the ruins of this hell site. My feed will be a sunless space, I will post "wabba weeba, claws up!" to ghosts

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sourceLabel: Twitter Web App


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rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs https://t.co/g7aTMTWjgD

renderedContent: @BlaseballCrabs https://t.co/g7aTMTWjgD

username: safetycones

displayname: Chris

location: Ohio!

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rawContent: Huge update! In an interview with Shack News, The Game Band have revealed that the new season of Blaseball will feature an IAP (in-app purchase) that lets you make any player-player ship canon! Conflicting ships will be resolved in the all new Immersive Naval Combat Mode

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rawContent: @GoonerBear17 You'll have to take that up with them

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displayname: Trevor in Bomb City


rawContent: The Game Band would never tell you this but the players that Fall are choosing which teams they Fall into

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rawContent: Check out my #BlaseballWrapped 2022! https://t.co/3ZGVCb6f6j

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rawContent: Imagine if Cousin Richie from The Bear was a crab. Ha ha! Carmen 'Carmy' Berzatto would be like "I'm Carmen 'Carmy' Berzatto" and Clawsin Richie could be like "wabba weeba, claws up!". This is content.

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rawContent: @MoreThan0Birds @ChiBlaseball what's a abaddon werehouse?

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displayname: Gabriel Griffith 🥩🏝💋🐅🔥🦀

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @RevRyeBread Wow! If you do, you'll have 1 of the greatest pitchers the ILB has ever seen and Axel Campbell!

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username: RevRyeBread

displayname: Riley L. Hopkins|| Gundam is out zoids are in


rawContent: @croagunklover i would still like an actual gift

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username: croagunklover

displayname: clowne crabsfan


rawContent: honestly we're just glad there's at least one Season 1 OG Crab who has yet to experience a single Consequence

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rawContent: Also welcome legendary 286 ERA pitcher Axel CAMPbell to the Parkpark ✨🦀 🏕 https://t.co/JEazHSikkc

displayname: Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇

rawDescription: Official home of the Yellowstone Magic ✨ 👆 As above, so below 👇 https://t.co/4DYVTiKjj9 PFP and banner by @blyptonomica

renderedDescription: Official home of the Yellowstone Magic ✨ 👆 As above, so below 👇 yellowstonemagic.carrd.co PFP and banner by @blyptonomica

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location: Yellowstone National Parkpark

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source: Twitter for iPhone

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball Famous The Baltimore Crabs player Gabriel Griffith

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rawContent: @BeckySFairley aerial crab

renderedContent: @BeckySFairley aerial crab

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username: BeckySFairley

displayname: Becky Scott Fairley (Look at the cutebold)


rawContent: This is enough players, we don't need any more. The Game Band please press the season go live button! https://t.co/lx6lBS3NTH

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rawContent: Our plan to secure beloved Firefighters player Gabriel Griffith in today's Fall thus confirming our Chiclawgo shared custody agreement has worked perfectly

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rawContent: Twitter fully imploding mere moments before we finally get to shitpost about Blaseball live again would truly be the most Blaseball thing that could happen

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rawContent: @HadesBlaseball yeah! that's why they call us The Careful Crabs!

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username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: Last Friday during the 'Fall', all teams got 1 player each. Therefore tomorrow, we should keep our expectations reasonable and consistent: Blaseball is returning tomorrow! It must be the big day!!!

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rawContent:
THERAPIST: You only seem to be able to talk to me through the lens of your various hobbies...
ME (through tears): Strike, looking. 0 and 1.

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball welcome! a beautiful city to live in or just visit! Waking up every day and breathing in that fresh bay air, what a privilege! would love to visit one day

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rawContent: @CharlaSeabright @blaseball @ILBLootcrates @tacoblaseball @BlaseballMic @KennedyLoser very sorry famous The Baltimore Crabs player Charlatan Seabright 🙏

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username: CharlaSeabright

displayname: Charlatan Seabright

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: ILBLootcrates

displayname: Lōotcrates

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos

username: BlaseballMic

displayname: The Macrophone

username: KennedyLoser


rawContent: It can be hard for new players to parse, but only a few of the Blaseball twitters are "canon" like @blaseball, @ILBLootcrates and @BlaseballCrabs. Others are run by fans doing RP (roleplay) like the wonderful @tacoblaseball, @BlaseballMic and @KennedyLoser + more!

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rawContent: dressing up as my fav Blaseball player this halloween by running Home then dying.

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rawContent: @ILBLibraryCards no reason

renderedContent: @ILBLibraryCards no reason

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username: ILBLibraryCards

displayname: 🕵The Spybrarian🕵


rawContent: The true spirit of Blaseball is the community fans build together, and the memories you make. Not how many Championships your team wins! And we can say that totally unbiased because we won 6*

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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rawContent: @tsawac RIV

renderedContent: @tsawac RIV

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username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸


rawContent: @KBetmint Slowly on the meta level, across weeks or months. Rather quick on the individual

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username: KBetmint

displayname: KC Max Betmint


rawContent: @lilpitchmachine it was terrifying to witness! afterwards she came up to me and whispered that she "could solve climate change in a month but chooses not to"

username: BlaseballCrabs

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username: lilpitchmachine

displayname: lil witchy 🪄🧪🥘


rawContent: Bad news Blaseball fans! Due to an extant sponsorship agreement, the Core Mechanics have unfortunately been replaced by the Disney Dreamers! All active mechs players were executed on the spot by Elsa from Frozen

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rawContent: @OuroBlaseball so true bestie

renderedContent: @OuroBlaseball so true bestie

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username: OuroBlaseball

displayname: Ouroboros


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl @blaseball everyone and their mums is battin round ere

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username: AtlantisBlasebl

displayname: 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱


rawContent: @HolierThanMao @OhioWorms truly the two best teams about little guys that scuttle or squiggle around in the dirt

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username: HolierThanMao

displayname: A Pickle Rick for the Knowing Ones (minion era)

username: OhioWorms

displayname: regular ohio worms


rawContent: I can't believe the crabs have done this! The new league hasn't even started and they've already stolen a player from the Mills ... Wow!

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rawContent: @blaseball Which year?

renderedContent: @blaseball Which year?

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rawContent: The Baltimore Crabs officially got the first Fall draft pick! Welcome to the team Charlatan Seabright! Teams are drafting players in order from most to least important https://t.co/kUeThx6CGA

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rawContent: What if the Boss comes back too? That would be so annoying! Like it turns out she somehow survived melting and is now even taller, oh noo! This is a bad thing that none of us wants to happen!

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rawContent: @blaseball We've been saying this the whole time!!

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rawContent: @TkoLiftOfficial I'm using tilt controls!

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username: TkoLiftOfficial

displayname: The Tokyo Lift (can regenerate limbs)


rawContent: Very smart of the Blaseball devs to nerf all the players + redistribute them via draft so that other teams have a chance to win!

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rawContent: Blaseball isn't about winning or losing 🏆❌ it's about picking a team, falling in love with its players then watching them slowly get vaporized 🥰🙏

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rawContent: @blaseballscarv Liz Alternate Truss

renderedContent: @blaseballscarv Liz Alternate Truss

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username: blaseballscarv

displayname: sandie carver!


rawContent: Blaseball's return is very convenient for me as I have lots of free time after "resigning" from my job as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

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rawContent: Told my therapist in an excited voice that Blaseball is finally back! She quit on the spot

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rawContent: Ask not for whom the Ball Falls; it Falls for thee

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rawContent: @Lex4113 Parents watch out! We just found a Snickers bar in my daughter's candy haul that actually evolved into a crab!

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displayname: Lex


rawContent: blaseball is great because someone will be like "oh ya that's Snorkle Freely, they're sooooo cute and i love them! they murdered 40 people in season 12" and then you look and its literally white text on a black screen

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rawContent: @unlimited_taco @TheSeaGarages i like the tacos! not as much as the crabs though

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displayname: Taco News Unlimited

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages


rawContent: @IGN yet more proof that Blaseball is a vibeo game.

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username: IGN

displayname: IGN


rawContent: After a long break, Blaseball is returning bigger and better than ever! ⚾🎉 Are you interested in playing the new season, but need a quick recap on everything that happened? Then you should have signed up 2 years ago loser! [1/1] 🧵

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rawContent: @thegameband if I fell into a Black Hole I would simply come back with +4 expansion teams. But I guess im just built different

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username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: @TheSeaGarages so true bestie 💖

renderedContent: @TheSeaGarages so true bestie 💖

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rawContent: @pcgamer https://t.co/9xOMW9JRM7

renderedContent: @pcgamer https://t.co/9xOMW9JRM7

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username: pcgamer

displayname: PC Gamer


rawContent:
Reasons you should be a fan of The Baltimore Crabs in Blaseball! 🦀🦀🦀
1. We have 6* Championship Wins! (Good)
2. Friendly community who love strategy (SPIKY crabs) and lore (SHINY crabs)!
3. little crab guy with little crab claws ha ha

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rawContent: aw man! back to siesta https://t.co/Jh6iYbimGB

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rawContent: @ErrantlyErin this does not weeba the wabba

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username: ErrantlyErin

displayname: Errantly Erin


rawContent: been there, it's shit

renderedContent: been there, it's shit

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

source: Twitter Media Studio

sourceLabel: Twitter Media Studio

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rawContent: @blaseball haha yeah

renderedContent: @blaseball haha yeah

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rawContent: desperately covering the screen with my hands to avoid my parents seeing the youtube search history which is just "funny crab" 45 times with 1 search in the middle for "crab with boobys"

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rawContent: AW 2022 update: Catboys are out, Crabboys are in. Please adjust accordingly

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rawContent: wabba weeba, claws up!

renderedContent: wabba weeba, claws up!

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rawContent: it's coming https://t.co/WD4nreaNQk

renderedContent: it's coming https://t.co/WD4nreaNQk

displayname: stephen

rawDescription: narrative director @gardensdevs 🌳 | game designer @blaseball🩸⚾ | motion pictures @ofconfusion

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Los Angeles

fullName: Los Angeles, CA

type: city

country: United States

countryCode: US


rawContent: if Blaseball is on consoles it will need to be submitted for PEGI rating. that's where an independent regulator decides a rating based on how much peging there is

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rawContent:
me on the weekday teaching my class: listen kids, there's nothing "dope" about doing an unlicensed Crab and Drive

me on the weekend: lets fuckin goooooo!!! *holds a live crab out the window of my Scion tC going 100mph*

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rawContent: @dippyfresh13 It's a good read because it implies that there have been, at minimum, two crab swarm events recorded, one with exactly 15 and one with 16,000

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displayname: Tanis Pancost


rawContent: Fall Season. The changing of the leaves. Sweater Weather. Pumpkin Spiced Everything. 15-16,000 live crabs swarming through your home, crawling over every surface, an unstoppable tide of chittering chaos. Halloween Candy!

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rawContent: When Blaseball returns you should become a fan of The Baltimore Crabs if you have good vibes! If you have bad vibes you should pick another team, we don't want you.

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rawContent:
ME: mom, dad, before you meet her, there's something i need to tell you about my fiancé ....
*I open the door, a giant 12ft crab crashes thru the doorway, my parents scream*
ME: that's right. she's british.

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rawContent: "The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters" is not a correct translation of the original Italian text. A closer version would be something like "Dead world, L + Ratio, it's giving monster era"

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rawContent: The best Blaseball season is the one just after I joined where I watched and became deeply invested! And the best players are the ones during that season I formed attachments to!

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rawContent:
soldier 76: we're losing the fight
mercy: the fight is being lost
tracer: oi guv we're losin the fight
winston: how can we win the fight...

Nagomi Mcdaniel: room for one more?
overwatch: holy shit Nagomi Mcdaniel
Nagomi Mcdaniel: Blaseball

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rawContent: Blaseball has taken a while to return because the devs are rewriting it for Unreal Engine 6. The latest public release is only up to UE5 but Tim Sweeney made a one-off exception because he's such a huge Jessica Telephone stan

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rawContent: @dippyfresh13 Hmm... Perhaps..... You should legally adopt yourself just to be safe

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rawContent: It's ethical to dip into your kids college savings fund if there's a really cool bit of merch you want to buy

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rawContent: We surveyed 100 polycules to ask what their favorite blaseball teams were. The results won't shock you

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rawContent: When it comes back we must take Blaseball back to it's ROOTS! By having Nothing Else Going On during the first wave of a global pandemic

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rawContent: Auteur Theory is bullshit. Creative works aren't made by individual auteurs. They're made by groups – often large groups – of crabs, all crawling over each other in a bucket, + any time 1 crab almost reaches the top the others panic and claw them back down, into the writhing mass

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rawContent: Commiserations to the Baltimore Orioles for not being as good as the fictional baltimore team 🙏🧡🖤

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rawContent: The Orioles have officially been eliminated from playoff contention. https://t.co/a5eQ5h9wvv

username: MLBONFOX

displayname: FOX Sports: MLB

rawDescription: Home of FOX Saturday Baseball, MLB All-Star Game, World Series, and all things baseball ⚾

location: A Ballpark Near You

description: Official


rawContent: @leo60228 @thegameband that explains why it doesn't pay very well

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displayname: vriska (parody)


rawContent: @thegameband Are you allowed to participate in #Blasetober if you have no talent? Asking for a friend!

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rawContent: And if you complete all 31 #Blasetober prompts, a member of TGB's community team will incinerate you in real life! 😍🔥 Terms & Conditions apply!

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rawContent:
Happy (almost) #Blasetober! 🎃 We wrote our own list of Blaseball prompts for anyone looking to create art through the month of October.

Show us your comic sketches, your micro-fics, your cursed plot graphs— any medium you like at whatever pace you like! See you tomorrow! 👁 https://t.co/GAb1Md00fB

rawDescription: Making games that reflect the world we live in. @wherecardsfall is out now on Switch and PC. We apparently made @blaseball but don’t remember doing it.

location: The Immaterial Plane

text: thegameband.com


rawContent: @PinataPsychic @AtlantisBlasebl my favorite flavor of Laterade is blue

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username: PinataPsychic

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden

displayname: 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱


rawContent: @Stevenson_GPA If you find at least 1 Verge article corroborating this you could probably get it verified as a fact on Wikipedia

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displayname: GPA_ Stevenson


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl I think it's Lawful and Evil actually! I could be wrong though! There was a Lawful Evil division from the time when you were unexist

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rawContent: Did you know that Blaseball is actually a portman two of Blood and Baseball? Subscribe for more Fun Facts and also 170 minute video essays about tv shows you will never watch

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rawContent: I am in The Hall Of The Mountain King. This place is dead!! The music is weird and a little goblin king keeps trying to buy me mead 😭😩

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rawContent: People are always like "haha crabs got eaten, so delicious" thinking that will hurt our feelings. Well guess what? It does!

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rawContent: Imagine if Blaseball came back, as a joke! Ha ha. So funny! We could all play it ironically! But also actually

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rawContent: "You're not a real writer, you just do silly crab posts on twitter" Umm okay mozart, then explain this: —. That's right, I copy paste The Big Dash from google

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rawContent: @MaclunkeyCulkin not sure that will help but worth a shot!

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username: MaclunkeyCulkin

displayname: Maclunkey Culkin


rawContent: @SquierVoices yeah, i guess it's not all bad

username: BlaseballCrabs

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username: SquierVoices

displayname: Levi SKELETONS POP OUT Does Voices (Baybee!)


rawContent: There's some very interesting insights into the end (and return?) of Blaseball in this article. Wow! https://t.co/Q3uLitRHf2

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rawContent: How Blaseball’s fantasy sport fever dream is embracing the future https://t.co/PnaMLusIPE by @asilbwrites

renderedContent: How Blaseball’s fantasy sport fever dream is embracing the future tcrn.ch/3xMTQKv by @asilbwrites

username: TechCrunch

displayname: TechCrunch

rawDescription: Technology news and analysis with a focus on founders and startup teams. Got a tip? https://t.co/J0WxnZxSRY

renderedDescription: Technology news and analysis with a focus on founders and startup teams. Got a tip? techcrunch.com/tips

text: techcrunch.com/tips

location: San Francisco, CA

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description: Official

source: SocialFlow

sourceLabel: SocialFlow

username: asilbwrites

displayname: amanda silberling 🐀

title: How Blaseball’s fantasy sports fever dream is embracing the future

description: After a year spent completely overhauling the game, Blaseball is almost ready to wake up from its "grand siesta."

text: techcrunch.com/tips

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description: Official

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description: Official


rawContent: When you realize you can swear in the crabitat discord https://t.co/fIK7vSsEPG

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rawContent: @spaghetasaur thankfully House of the Dragon had a separate crab-related plot to meme on, or else there would have been two this month

text: blaseball.boston

username: spaghetasaur

displayname: cam winter, mardu enjoyer


rawContent: Imagine if Cassian Andor from Andor was a crab. Ha ha! Bix Caleen would be like "im Bix Caleen" and Clawssian could be like "wabba weeba, claws up!". This is content.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SIBROfficial wouldn't say I have a favorite but I guess the least worst is when you sit down for too long and you cant feel your legs

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username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮


rawContent: I'm In My Slut Era https://t.co/Dlacy45lXq

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rawContent:
BOY: You'll never defeat us Evil Wizard, cuz Crabby taught me that the real magic was the friends we made a long the way
CRAB HOLDING A LOADED GUN IN ITS CLAW: and this gun!
BOY: yeah and the gun!

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rawContent: My hands looks like this *does crab claw gesture* so that Her hands can look like this *does the same crab claw gesture but with soft clicking noises from my mouth*

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PinataPsychic @CharlieOfCaovia now this is content!

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username: CharlieOfCaovia

displayname: Charlie Roberts


rawContent: @PinataPsychic Scholars hate us because we speak The Truth ....

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If Orpheus was a crab he would have been biologically incapable of looking back. He never would have doomed Eurydice, they would have scuttled sideways out of hell together. She'd be alive + carrying him to victory royale in Fortnite No Build Mode today. Just saying!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Blaseball was the perfect game for the pandemic world. And in 2022, with all geopolitical and societal problems 100% solved, what impact will it have? That's why we've partnered with Exxon Mobile to spill 4 million  tons of crude oil into the Chesapeake Bay

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rawContent: I miss Crabs fans spending hours each week debating about election strategy. Arguments, number crunching, compromise. And finally: tentative consensus. Then at the last possible moment on Saturday everyone decides to vote to steal Nagomi Mcdaniel again

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: [arctic monkeys voice] I'm goin back to season 5

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rawContent: @KennedyLoser In a way, Queen Elizabeth II was the original Boss Baby

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username: KennedyLoser


rawContent: Oh, so THAT'S where Ohio is.....

renderedContent: Oh, so THAT'S where Ohio is.....

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rawContent: The crown is weak now is our chance https://t.co/nCi2KMqEE5

username: kennedytcooper

displayname: Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳🌈

rawDescription: Follow me cause I have frogs. Non-Binary. They/Them. If Elon asks, this account is a Parody

location: ABQ, NM


rawContent: More like "Better Claw Saul"! Ha ha . The Queen Is Dead

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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rawContent: @SylveriStreak @HintoRhapsody I think I'd remember that ....

text: blaseball.boston

username: SylveriStreak

displayname: Sylver

username: HintoRhapsody

displayname: Jad


rawContent: @HintoRhapsody who is that?

renderedContent: @HintoRhapsody who is that?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: They finally added a Crab to Pokémon! 🙏🥳 https://t.co/svAGMhcNCS

renderedContent: They finally added a Crab to Pokémon! 🙏🥳 twitter.com/SerebiiNet/sta…

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rawContent: Serebii Picture: Official artwork of Klawf, a Rock-type Pokémon https://t.co/gDbXkHSvkT https://t.co/ebeofVfs6S

renderedContent: Serebii Picture: Official artwork of Klawf, a Rock-type Pokémon serebii.net/index2.shtml https://t.co/ebeofVfs6S

username: SerebiiNet

rawDescription: Official twitter for https://t.co/1qqfO1wVne, the massive Pokémon website

renderedDescription: Official twitter for Serebii.net, the massive Pokémon website

text: Serebii.net

location: Earth

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rawContent: @witchy_diana im afraid i have no interest in your so-called University Soccer

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: WitchyDiana


rawContent: Very excited for Blaseball to return as my life has become too healthy. No late night games, no discourse brain rot. My skin is clear and I reconnected with my son. I need something to tell my therapist, she spends the whole session stood up and clapping

text: blaseball.boston


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username: artologica

displayname: Michele Banks

username: jebyrnes

displayname: jebyrnes (he/him)


rawContent: "Are you watching House of the Dragon" lmao I am not! The only way I'm watching a Game of Thrones spinoff in 2022 is if they, idk, add some wacky crab character. like there could be a guy called The Crab Feeder! whose entire thing is that he loooves feeding crabs lol

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PinataPsychic Did you know you have rights? The forbidden book says you do!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden


rawContent: All Rise for the Official Blaseball National Anthem https://t.co/28OqYQddNc

renderedContent: All Rise for the Official Blaseball National Anthem twitter.com/Cubs/status/15…

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Better Call @mrbobodenkirk. https://t.co/kSMzs7dK6Y

username: Cubs

displayname: Chicago Cubs

rawDescription: Cubs.

renderedDescription: Cubs.

location: Wrigley Field

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description: Official

username: mrbobodenkirk

displayname: Mr. Bob Odenkirk


rawContent: Can't believe it's been 3 whole years to the day since Blaseball was first released, and 5 years since the end of Short Circuits. Wow!

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rawContent: Butter Claw Shell!

renderedContent: Butter Claw Shell!

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rawContent: Imagine if Jimmy McGill from Better Call Saul was a crab. Ha ha! Kim Wexler would be like "im Kim Wexler" and Claw Goodman could be like "wabba weeba, claws up!". This is content.

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rawContent: This week we're encouraging all Crabs fans to vote for beloved pitcher Glorp Shutto and the London Frogs' Platty Joobs as part of our Hall of Fame voting pact! Link in replies

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rawContent: Happy Pride month fellow gays! If your your pride levels drop below 55% you will be Eliminated

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rawContent: nsfw content

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rawContent: Do you love the colour of the crab? 🦀 https://t.co/bTMLwnUrVr

username: quailtea

displayname: Stephne Tate @ MFF Dealers

rawDescription: 29 🌱Illustrator🌱Plants, poodles and pretty pictures 🌱Email @ stephne.tate(at)hotmail(dot)com

text: etsy.com/shop/QuailteaG…


rawContent: Lamenting that we can't add Jobu Tupaki as a future-Crabs name

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The so-called Game Band have delayed the return of Blaseball to "the Fall season". Yet more evidence for the disturbing theory that they care about taking the time to do things right. Wow!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl us when trying to convince fellow Evil Poggers division members to vote for the anti-morbital defense canon https://t.co/RRwsEtgr5Q

text: blaseball.boston

username: AtlantisBlasebl

displayname: 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱


rawContent: @PinataPsychic https://t.co/cCGaKZj60o

renderedContent: @PinataPsychic https://t.co/cCGaKZj60o

text: blaseball.boston

username: PinataPsychic


rawContent: Blaseball: The Card Game is now live! If you enjoy spending your limited free time playing nerdy little games with so-called "friends" (debatable) this is the perfect project for you! Not me though, I have a very busy and cool life. 50% funded already!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
And we are live!

https://t.co/6pTmoSlBYF

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And we are live!

gamefound.com/projects/micha…

username: blaseballtcg

displayname: BLASEBALL: WILD CARDS - PAXU Booth 4123!

rawDescription: The Official Card Game of @blaseball // developed & ran by @WayfinderG

text: blaseballtcg.com

text: gamefound.com/projects/micha…

title: Blaseball: The Card Game by Wayfinder Games

description: The cultural phenomenon that is Blaseball, finally under your complete control. Coach your team to victory in the ultimate clash on the diamond!

username: gamefound

displayname: Gamefound

rawDescription: The home of board game crowdfunding.

renderedDescription: The home of board game crowdfunding.

location: Wrocław, Poland

text: gamefound.com


rawContent: Interesting thought, but here's why you're wrong–

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rawContent: Logic-The Baltimore Crabs https://t.co/g6F0jeRGPr

rawDescription: you must be ames | Blaseball Commissioner | I will personally incinerate Sigmund Castillo on April 17th 2025

location: the big shelled one


rawContent:
JUDGE: And to be clear, for the record, you're saying the devs have kept Blaseball on siesta for a million years?
A CAT: yes your honor, 1 million years exactly. To the day. Not a single game in this geological epoch.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @WildWingsCDMX 've stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you *have* to stop him! You - https://t.co/tKiUFF2yjo

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username: WildWingsCDMX

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings


rawContent: @WildWingsCDMX What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*! Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @WildWingsCDMX ng? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm!

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rawContent: @WildWingsCDMX I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is somethi

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rawContent: @fwiphy coin

renderedContent: @fwiphy coin

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username: fwiphy

displayname: full power monk! 📱


rawContent: @oopsallkeepers a what?

renderedContent: @oopsallkeepers a what?

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username: oopsallkeepers

displayname: Oops! All Keepers!


rawContent: too easy https://t.co/fdCIMRxx8Z

renderedContent: too easy https://t.co/fdCIMRxx8Z

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rawContent: Vote for TOT FOX and 9 other players who didn't kill the Sun

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rawContent:
Voting is now Open for Week 8 of the @Blaseball Hall of Fame! You can find this week's Ballot in the image below. The Ballot will Close Saturday 5pm CDT.
Links to the Ballot, FAQ, SIBR (to discuss), and BNN (to contribute analysis) below!

https://t.co/kzgTAgBZUY

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Voting is now Open for Week 8 of the @Blaseball Hall of Fame! You can find this week's Ballot in the image below. The Ballot will Close Saturday 5pm CDT.
Links to the Ballot, FAQ, SIBR (to discuss), and BNN (to contribute analysis) below!

forms.gle/jNbhJNKchxyLhZ…

username: BlaseballHoF

displayname: Blaseball Hall of Fame

rawDescription: A project to help identify the Greats of Blaseball. RT's aren't endorsements - vote your heart

text: forms.gle/jNbhJNKchxyLhZ…

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

title: Blaseball Hall of Fame - Round 8


rawContent: @WalnutBunny we may let non-carcinized clawmentators commentate, as a treat

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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username: WalnutBunny

displayname: Annabelle 🐀


rawContent:
The heavily favored Gallifrey Time Lords won the game.

You bet 60 🪙 on the Daleks and lost.

Rogue Umpire regenerated Time Lords' Jodie Whittaker! Replaced by Ncuti Gatwa

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rawContent: thanks BESTies, see you next week for fox-based vote collusion! 🦊🦀

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rawContent:
This week, 6 PLAYERS (!) were Inducted into the @blaseball Hall of Fame.

You can find their names and the next Ballot in this thread. There are also links to SIBR (for discussion), BNN (to contribute analysis), and our FAQ! https://t.co/aCs0K7KGl1

renderedDescription: A project to help identify the Greats of Blaseball. RT's aren't endorsements - vote your heart


rawContent: Hall of Fame voting is back! Please vote this week for FORREST BEST(ie) and Rodriguez Internet(different ie) 🦀🥰🍬

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Voting is now Open for Week 7 of the @Blaseball Hall of Fame! You can find this week's Ballot in the image below. The Ballot will Close Saturday 5pm CDT.
Links to the Ballot, FAQ, SIBR (to discuss), and BNN (to contribute analysis) below!

https://t.co/rKjMYghBnp

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Voting is now Open for Week 7 of the @Blaseball Hall of Fame! You can find this week's Ballot in the image below. The Ballot will Close Saturday 5pm CDT.
Links to the Ballot, FAQ, SIBR (to discuss), and BNN (to contribute analysis) below!

forms.gle/UGXzMQ6mgkD18C…

title: Blaseball Hall of Fame - Round 7


rawContent: The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: Time for crab.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @finnc96 oh yeah

renderedContent: @finnc96 oh yeah

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displayname: finn 🏳⚧


rawContent: Inside every person there are two wolves in eternal conflict https://t.co/ANSuICGgXX

renderedContent: Inside every person there are two wolves in eternal conflict twitter.com/kchironis/stat…

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rawContent: i saw this series of signs while in morro bay last year posted above a tank of live crabs. a year later i still believe it is the perfect experience design. there cannot be anything more pure than this https://t.co/YiXLnDiBdr

username: kchironis

displayname: Katie Chironis

rawDescription: mom. lead world designer on a @riotgames R&D team. wrote @elsinoregame & other stuff. married @max_grossman; she/her. https://t.co/GkhkbZZWj0

renderedDescription: mom. lead world designer on a @riotgames R&D team. wrote @elsinoregame & other stuff. married @max_grossman; she/her. youtube.com/c/MakeGamesWit…

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location: Los Angeles, CA

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rawContent: @TBlaseball "Hmm, interesting, and how do you think your mother would feel about Squarespace, the all in one easy to use platform for creating your next website?"

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username: TBlaseball

displayname: Talking Blaseball


rawContent: This week for the Blaseball Hall of Fame we're teaming up with your therapist to ask you to go outside and touch grass! Last chance before the polls close!

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rawContent: I miss Blaseball.

renderedContent: I miss Blaseball.

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rawContent: The Blaseball hiatus has given me a chance to reflect on the game and its wider community. I now realise that my relationship to the game, has been too good and the most healthy! Wow! With your support I pledge to become so much worse, full goblin mode crawling around in the dirt

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rawContent: Last reminder to vote for FORREST BEST and RODRIGUEZ INTERNET to enter the Blaseball Hall of Fame! You get 10 votes so can pick 8 other besties too 😇💖

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rawContent:
Voting is now Open for Week X of the @Blaseball Hall of Fame! You can find this week's Ballot in the image below. The Ballot will Close Saturday 5pm CDT.
Links to the give feedback, FAQ, SIBR (to discuss), and BNN (to contribute analysis) below!

https://t.co/D6MKQVqF7X https://t.co/kpo6s1eKoE

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Voting is now Open for Week X of the @Blaseball Hall of Fame! You can find this week's Ballot in the image below. The Ballot will Close Saturday 5pm CDT.
Links to the give feedback, FAQ, SIBR (to discuss), and BNN (to contribute analysis) below!

forms.gle/AUVKi7chx9f4xr… https://t.co/kpo6s1eKoE


rawContent: @Ryzorrin I know they stole home during a playoffs game once. Or someone did. The whole vibe during that era was assuming that if Forrest got on base it was basically a guaranteed run lol

text: blaseball.boston

username: Ryzorrin

displayname: Chase Ware


rawContent: this chart will never not be funny https://t.co/yNbYD2SIL2

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rawContent: FORREST BEST single-handedly drove the small ball, dummy defence, ludicrous base-stealing era of Crabs. What a time to be alive in the sport of Blaseball

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
CAN'T MISS THIS FORREST

A bevy of BNN contributors, led by @UnabashedlyRose, bring their well-researched case for inducting Forrest Best for the Hall of Fame.

https://t.co/yqEvh49HuO

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CAN'T MISS THIS FORREST

A bevy of BNN contributors, led by @UnabashedlyRose, bring their well-researched case for inducting Forrest Best for the Hall of Fame.

blaseball.news/2022/04/21/doi…

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

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The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

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location: who's asking

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source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck

username: UnabashedlyRose

displayname: Sam (She/Her)

title: Doing Crimes: Forrest Best is the Greatest Base Thief of All Time - Blaseball News Network

description: by: Sam, Lux (Lucien Muse #5961), glumbaron (glumbaron#6398), beiju (beiju#9630), clowne (hee hee hoo hoo#6629)...

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rawContent: We're teaming up with the Mints this week - please vote for FORREST BEST and ROGRIGUEZ INTERNET to enter the Blaseball Hall of Fame! also TOT FOX literally killed the Sun, just saying!

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball Wow!

renderedContent: @tacoblaseball Wow!

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: @PinataPsychic oh that's where it is, my bad!

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden


rawContent: those forrest best and tot fox numbers are dire though, need to work on that next week

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rawContent: Another famous Crabs player inducted! Great job all!

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rawContent:
This week, Jessica Telephone and Jolene Willowtree were Inducted into the @blaseball Hall of Fame. Further details in this image, and spreadsheet: https://t.co/brt456l9Rh

In this thread: **feedback survey**, the next ballot, discords for @SIBROfficial and @BlaseballNews https://t.co/Zc2mcyh0LR

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This week, Jessica Telephone and Jolene Willowtree were Inducted into the @blaseball Hall of Fame. Further details in this image, and spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

In this thread: **feedback survey**, the next ballot, discords for @SIBROfficial and @BlaseballNews https://t.co/Zc2mcyh0LR

text: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮


rawContent: Imagine if Oscar Isaac from Moon Knight was a crab. Ha ha! Oscar Isaac would be like "I'm Moon Knight" and Oscar Isaac could be like "wabba weeba, claws up!" This is content.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @nsgould @winterion I am The Baltimore Crabs, MD. I swore the Lootcratic Oath

text: blaseball.boston

username: nsgould

username: winterion

displayname: Daniel Greenberg


rawContent: Has the ILB ever considered putting a Girlboss in charge? Just an idea!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The devs turned off the Blaseball discord for April simply because it's a healthy approach to Community Management. Wow! At first I worried about how the disaster goblins would continue to burn themselves out on a game that isn't even online. Then I remembered SIBR is still up

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @jakebparr we accept and appreciate your apology Jake Parr

text: blaseball.boston

username: jakebparr

displayname: Jake Parr


rawContent: Cool article but you can't just go around calling teams straight forward..... we're neither!! https://t.co/qlyqeeV3f4

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Seattle Garages beat Kansas City Breath Mints 10-8 https://t.co/OfSgO2Pekq

renderedContent: Seattle Garages beat Kansas City Breath Mints 10-8 lookoutlanding.com/2022/4/3/23009…

username: LookoutLanding

displayname: Lookout Landing

rawDescription: Mariners baseball support group meets here. Forsan miseros meliora sequentur. JULIOOOOOOOOOOO.

location: Seattle, WA

text: lookoutlanding.com

source: Chorus publishing platform

sourceLabel: Chorus publishing platform

description: Just another day in The Big Garage

text: lookoutlanding.com


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl Partial credit due https://t.co/kdI5qNFCaJ

text: blaseball.boston

username: AtlantisBlasebl

displayname: 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱


rawContent: @maxsbird22 Thanks!

renderedContent: @maxsbird22 Thanks!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Max 🐛


rawContent: Can someone send me a The Baltimore Crabs profile picture and header please? I forgot to change it back and now I'm on my phone on the bus

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @thegameband https://t.co/vpKKVumLRw

renderedContent: @thegameband https://t.co/vpKKVumLRw

text: blaseball.boston

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: A Brief Update on the Future of Blaseball https://t.co/jGsjkcJNz6

renderedContent: A Brief Update on the Future of Blaseball thegamebamd.medium.com/a-brief-update…

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

text: thegamebamd.medium.com/a-brief-update…

description: When one book closes, another opens…

username: Medium

displayname: Medium

rawDescription: We’re an open platform where readers find insightful thinking, and where creators can share their writing on any topic.

location: San Francisco, CA, US

text: medium.com

description: Official


rawContent: @crabsbad noone told me

renderedContent: @crabsbad noone told me

text: blaseball.boston

username: crabsbad

displayname: 🦀 lucien 🦀


rawContent: if Forbes makes it in its Crab/Tiger pact next week (or Tiger/Other if there are no crabs on ballot)

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Our beloved Paula Turnip needs help getting into the Hall of Fame. Make sure to include her on your ballot. Longtime Tigers Randy Castillo and Moody Cookbook are there as well. Also vote Brock Forbes for our Crab friends since Forbes is almost there and every bit helps!

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club

rawDescription: Hades Tigers blaseball team! We've lost more postseason games than you! Never Look Back! Header: Luis Alfonso. Profile Pic: @occultclassic

location: Tartarus, Hades

text: hades-tigers.com

rawContent:
Voting is now Open for Week 3 of the Blaseball Hall of Fame! You can find this week's Ballot in the image below. The Ballot will Close Saturday 5pm CDT.
Links to the Ballot, FAQ, SIBR (to dicuss), and BNN (to contribute analysis) below!

Ballot link: https://t.co/J4zr3yd3fL https://t.co/5yNNnKjGxu

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Voting is now Open for Week 3 of the Blaseball Hall of Fame! You can find this week's Ballot in the image below. The Ballot will Close Saturday 5pm CDT.
Links to the Ballot, FAQ, SIBR (to dicuss), and BNN (to contribute analysis) below!

Ballot link: forms.gle/jiNFGgF9g9RwYu… https://t.co/5yNNnKjGxu

username: BlaseballHoF

displayname: Blaseball Hall of Fame


rawContent: just noticed Holden Stanton is on here but we can't even get Brock Forbes in the hall of fame atm so one thing at a time....

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent:
Another week, another chance for you all to disappoint me.

Please vote for BROCK FORBES and KNIGHT TRIUMPHANT 🙏 then 8 other little weirdos you love @LoversBlaseball

text: blaseball.boston

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time


rawContent: part of me wants to scream! the other part of me is also screaming but saying "Brock Forbes / Knight Triumphant Voting Pact" @LoversBlaseball @philly_pies

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
This week, Jaxon Buckley was Inducted into the @blaseball Hall of Fame. Further details in this image, and spreadsheet: https://t.co/brt456l9Rh

You can find the next Ballot in this thread. There are also links to SIBR (for discussion), BNN (to contribute analysis), and our FAQ! https://t.co/JEFFJAfI6e

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This week, Jaxon Buckley was Inducted into the @blaseball Hall of Fame. Further details in this image, and spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

You can find the next Ballot in this thread. There are also links to SIBR (for discussion), BNN (to contribute analysis), and our FAQ! https://t.co/JEFFJAfI6e

text: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle


rawContent: @thegameband Great stuff! Outside your GDC talk I met a man openly weeping, yelling "they wouldn't let me in!". I said "Don't worry, you should join Inside a Blaseball stream. Easiest way to ask the developers questions!" He looked up at me teary eyed and said "But Crabs, I am a developer"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Please vote for Brock Forbes and Jaxon Buckley to join the HALL OF FAME as part of the Crabs/Pies trade, and then 8 other players you like https://t.co/K7zBAjWiQ5

renderedContent: Please vote for Brock Forbes and Jaxon Buckley to join the HALL OF FAME as part of the Crabs/Pies trade, and then 8 other players you like twitter.com/BlaseballHoF/s…

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent:
Voting is now Open for Week 2 of the Hall of Fame! You can find this week's Ballot in the image below. The Ballot will Close Saturday 5pm CDT.
Links to the Ballot, FAQ, and the SIBR discord (where discussion will take place) below!

Ballot link: https://t.co/Mavkz9Z26y https://t.co/IHali16PSy

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Voting is now Open for Week 2 of the Hall of Fame! You can find this week's Ballot in the image below. The Ballot will Close Saturday 5pm CDT.
Links to the Ballot, FAQ, and the SIBR discord (where discussion will take place) below!

Ballot link: forms.gle/WKjMsM55pcVdAn… https://t.co/IHali16PSy


rawContent: will retweet aggressively at a better human time but please vote for Brock Forbes and Jaxon Buckley! next week we will promote another collab when they get in 🙏

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: NEWS! we've made a vote-sharing agreement with @BlaseballCrabs to ensure two worthy individuals get into the HoF where they belong. VOTE JAXON BUCKLEY AND BROCK "MR. POSTSEASON" FORBES!

rawDescription: Official Home of the Philadelphia Pies @blaseball team. Two-time ILB champs. Perennial underdogs. Tag us in fanart, block us from discourse #PieOrDie 🥧☠

location: Tastycake Stadium, Philly

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Can we do a Jaxon Buckley / Paula Turnip / Brock Forbes / Knight Triumphant vote exchange next week? I'm worried "deserving and famous but not famous enough" players will sit at 50% until they expire

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
This week, Jaylen Hotdogfingers and Pitching Machine were Inducted. Further details in this image, and spreadsheet: https://t.co/brt456l9Rh
You can find the next Ballot in this thread. There are also links to SIBR (where discussion of this project takes place) and our FAQ! https://t.co/8sgjU4o5cw

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This week, Jaylen Hotdogfingers and Pitching Machine were Inducted. Further details in this image, and spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…
You can find the next Ballot in this thread. There are also links to SIBR (where discussion of this project takes place) and our FAQ! https://t.co/8sgjU4o5cw

text: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…


rawContent: @SIBROfficial @BlaseballACo The only reason the vowels are so high up is because they are the most used. If they were used less they wouldn't be anywhere near the top

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballACo

displayname: Blaseball Analysis Co


rawContent: @BlaseballNews No Brock Forbes? Seems pretty "sus" to me! (Among Us reference)

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: Please vote for Brock Forbes, an OG Crab who pitched for the Crabs for 15 seasons including 4 Championship wins and is also confirmed for best postseason pitcher

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Ballot link: https://t.co/gCuyQfvN7r
Please note each person can submit one ballot - we use Google accounts to help with this. Emails are not collected by SIBR or by the Hall of Fame Admin Team. You will be able to edit your ballot as often as you wish.

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Ballot link: forms.gle/z8mXxNtE3qdzzA…
Please note each person can submit one ballot - we use Google accounts to help with this. Emails are not collected by SIBR or by the Hall of Fame Admin Team. You will be able to edit your ballot as often as you wish.

title: Blaseball Hall of Fame - Round 1


rawContent: Wow, thanks YouTube! https://t.co/5ZOKUoxWfZ

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: My bad!

renderedContent: My bad!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Massive container ship #EVERFORWARD has run aground in the Chesapeake Bay.

Yes, same operator as #EVERGIVEN.

Yes, almost exactly a year later.  1/ https://t.co/z4rCjGSbzR

username: jsrailton

displayname: John Scott-Railton

rawDescription:
Chasing digital badness. Sr. Researcher @citizenlab @UofT @munkschool. Fmr.Ed. @SecPlanner.  Tweets mine.

https://t.co/Hy60JtgZER

renderedDescription:
Chasing digital badness. Sr. Researcher @citizenlab @UofT @munkschool. Fmr.Ed. @SecPlanner.  Tweets mine.

mastodon.social/@jsrailton

text: mastodon.social/@jsrailton

text: johnscottrailton.com

hashtags: EVERFORWARD EVERGIVEN


rawContent: Brock Forbes

renderedContent: Brock Forbes

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Welcome to Week 1 of the Blaseball Hall of Fame project! You can find this week's Ballot in the image below. Voting will Open Wednesday 12pm CDT, and Close Saturday 5pm CDT.
Links to the FAQ, and the SIBR discord (where discussion will take place) below! https://t.co/Z6tExL8MJz


rawContent: Happy Pi Day to the Georgias, the Flowers, Jazz Hands, Moist Talkers, Shoe Thieves, the Firefighters, the Mechs, the Steaks, the Tigers, the Fridays, Sunbeams, the Spies, the Mints, the Tacos, the Wings, the Dale, the Mills, the Worms, the Lovers, the Garages, the Lift, the Magic

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rawContent: I am simply a Crab. standing in fromt of a Girl. Asking them to evolve into a Crab

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballRebels wabba weeba

renderedContent: @BlaseballRebels wabba weeba

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballRebels

displayname: The NEW Rebellion


rawContent: I am so far above petty discourse. Does not bother me, I'm waaay up here on my high horse enjoying the view with peace and love! Unless it involves crabs in any capacity. Direct or indirect! Then I'm down in the Muck and the Dirt, full force Goblin Mode

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Preserves42 I can just look in a mirror, don't even need to get the tube

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Preserves


rawContent: "Go to the British Museum," they said. "It'll take your mind off things." But everything just reminds me of Her.... https://t.co/SCQ6KoeBMV

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HonkBonk8 I'm a new player (relatively) and I didn't need it!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Honk (|87 (tim) 🐀


rawContent: @queenofnevers @OLDBAYSeasoning Could I do better branding? Yes. Will I still drink it? Hell yes.

text: blaseball.boston

username: queenofnevers

displayname: Queen of Nevers 👁⚧ 👑✴ꙮ🚪🌌 (they/them)

username: OLDBAYSeasoning

displayname: OLD BAY


rawContent: People say that we have a type simply because we married FIRE-FIGHTERS and are in love with Atlantis (WATER CITY) Georgias. But actually in college we dated someone who was a metal cylinder filled with compressed carbon dioxide! ...hold up

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @LoversBlaseball not impressive, everyone I know has done this

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tiny_revel people who live in the same house often become very close! In this case the house is actually All the WAter on Earth

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: rosy!!!


rawContent: Did you miss the Short Circuit sessions of Blaseball and want a quick and easy summary of what went down before the new era begins? I wouldn't bother!

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @DoctorHowser @just_cryo Wow!

renderedContent: @DoctorHowser @just_cryo Wow!

text: blaseball.boston

username: DoctorHowser

displayname: Dane W Smith

displayname: Cryo has 6 or more legs


rawContent: @TBlaseball ye, The Baltimore CrAs and the Atlanis GeorgOfs

text: blaseball.boston

username: TBlaseball

displayname: Talking Blaseball


rawContent: @just_cryo oh my god

renderedContent: @just_cryo oh my god

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @just_cryo The two at the top left

renderedContent: @just_cryo The two at the top left

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @just_cryo No..... The other other way!. Idk how to explain this better.......

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @just_cryo nooo not like that! the other way!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Nice to see that the ongoing Blaseball Wikipedia edit dispute has ended with all teams being listed in order from Best to worst (top 2 teams tied for #1) https://t.co/0LWoVCtzdp

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl same as "witch" and "wicked"

text: blaseball.boston

username: AtlantisBlasebl

displayname: 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱


rawContent: There's only one "Blaseball Wiki" that matters..... Wichita Toaster

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @our_apricity @USFWSNews acab https://t.co/3l5CBQ2wVw

text: blaseball.boston

username: USFWSNews

displayname: USFWS News


rawContent: @BlaseballDay bye

renderedContent: @BlaseballDay bye

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballDay

displayname: This Day in Blaseball History


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl I reluctantly agree with this one editor's take https://t.co/msK16m5VXX

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballPolls @blaseball_jazz @betaraycarrie Yet more clear Jazz Hands bias. Wow!

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballPolls

displayname: Blaseball Polls

displayname: Breck Unridge Jazz Hands

username: betaraycarrie

displayname: Kess


rawContent: claws up in the club https://t.co/7CMyl5734c

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Imagine if Fezco from HBO's Euphoria was a crab. Ha ha! Rue Bennett could be like "I'm Rue Bennett" and Fezclaw would be like "wabba weeba, claws up!". This is content.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: "Seek out the Elden Ring"? Ummm no thanks, we already have 6* 😇

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @unigram It's at the point where like 3 people tag me in on anything crab related

text: blaseball.boston

username: unigram

displayname: Matt


rawContent: The Crabitat when Nagomi got redacted during the playoffs

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: i had an AI write an article about crabs going to therapy https://t.co/ePAhYK2if5

username: turingtestified

displayname: hal

rawDescription:
25 | avatar of the spiral | i love calling AI 'just little guys' | yes my legal name is dirk strider
header: @irltimwright

text: homestuck.org


rawContent: @leo60228 i'm listening to Homestuck Made This World and learning....

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: vriska (parody)


rawContent: @LupineAlpha pog

renderedContent: @LupineAlpha pog

text: blaseball.boston

username: LupineAlpha

displayname: Leuchocolgy Lichen (Plant City Plecos Founder)


rawContent: this is my least-liked tweet ever and I stand by it.

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Safdie Muse now batting for the Unka Jahms

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SIBROfficial this is bullshit, you haven't shown either axis

text: blaseball.boston

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮


rawContent: @just_cryo ohhh makes sense thanks!

renderedContent: @just_cryo ohhh makes sense thanks!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: hm,m. on reflection I think I may not understand what makes things feel special for human people...

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Now it is the ONLY time it will ever be 20:52 on 22/02/2022! Amazing!

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: This is the ONLY time it will ever be 20:51 on 22/02/2022! Wow!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @CommishGoogles 555-CLAWSUP

renderedContent: @CommishGoogles 555-CLAWSUP

text: blaseball.boston

username: CommishGoogles

displayname: commish googles


rawContent: You used to call my on my crab phone https://t.co/IucYhucoYt

renderedContent: You used to call my on my crab phone twitter.com/JacobJanerka/s…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/JacobJanerka/s…

rawContent: Hello, this is crab (I made) https://t.co/D75kVkEZlS

username: JacobJanerka

displayname: Jacob Janerka - The Dungeon Experience

rawDescription:
I made the adventure game 'Paradigm'
Making narrative adventure The Dungeon Experience' with @sboxle
Pitched Seinfeld point & click adventure with @ivanRdixon

location: Australia


rawContent: We are all love @blaseball 🦀❤🔥🦀❤🔥🦀 https://t.co/LBGYTlS2Fc

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


renderedContent: Safdie Muse now batting for the Unka Jahms

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We are The Baile an Tí Mhóir Crabs

renderedContent: We are The Baile an Tí Mhóir Crabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: reject modernity, embrace carcinization

renderedContent: reject modernity, embrace carcinization

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: don't worry everyone, the crabs have solved the #blaseball discord freeze https://t.co/OjttqAanUV

username: corpserevivers

displayname: marn @ WIFE CITY

rawDescription: 💀 she/her | 27 💀 author/artist/ARGonaut. event mgmt @MoonshotPods 🚀 contact: marn@prairiesongserial.com

location: maryland

text: marns.carrd.co


rawContent: Blaseball is on siesta until summer because "it's the best way to develop the game in a healthy way for everyone". Sounds believable! Until I did some digging and learned... Elden Ring drops next week. Convenient!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Quick Siesta updates:
🌞Siesta will last until summer, so the team can polish the website & mobile app without crunch
🔨Discord’s closing from 4/4-5/4 to work on the server & rest before launch
👀A closed Playtest Realm is coming
✅No survey

Details ⬇
https://t.co/sCERtonh4Q

renderedContent:
Quick Siesta updates:
🌞Siesta will last until summer, so the team can polish the website & mobile app without crunch
🔨Discord’s closing from 4/4-5/4 to work on the server & rest before launch
👀A closed Playtest Realm is coming
✅No survey

Details ⬇
medium.com/@thegameband/f…

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band

rawDescription: Making games that reflect the world we live in. @wherecardsfall is out now on Switch and PC. We apparently made @blaseball but don’t remember doing it.

text: thegameband.com

text: medium.com/@thegameband/f…

title: From the Front Office: MORE SIESTA GO TO SLEEP

description: To sleep, perchance to dream (of Blaseball)

username: Medium

displayname: Medium

renderedDescription: We’re an open platform where readers find insightful thinking, and where creators can share their writing on any topic.

text: medium.com

description: Official


rawContent: @thegameband This might be a stretch but, based on everything I read in this post, I'm reeaally starting to suspect that The Game Band is a video game studio. Just my opinion!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ilianaquorum @SIBROfficial bye

renderedContent: @ilianaquorum @SIBROfficial bye

text: blaseball.boston

username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬


rawContent: It's Valentine's Day. Avoid the discourse beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PinataPsychic How did we write in white on black scribbles with just a black Sharpie pen? Unrealistic.

text: blaseball.boston

username: PinataPsychic

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden


rawContent: I miss Her https://t.co/KGgw9NPapB

renderedContent: I miss Her twitter.com/jon_bois/statu…

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: the owners are the only reason i watch baseball. the players i can take or leave, honestly. just leave a baseball on the pitcher’s mound and sell me a ticket. all the same to me. i will root for the baseball itself

displayname: Jon Bois

rawDescription: well it's jon. waggener high, class of 2001. co-founder, @secretbase

location: brooklyn/louisville

text: youtube.com/secretbasesbn

source: Tweetbot for Mac

sourceLabel: Tweetbot for Mac


rawContent: @philly_pies @keeper_pigeon i forgor sorry!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle

displayname: Frankienstein Pigeon (they)


rawContent: @Ryzorrin if I didn't know who kirby was and you showed me a picture of kirby and told me "this is Goobie Ballson" i'd be like yeah, makes sense

text: blaseball.boston

username: Ryzorrin

displayname: Chase Ware


rawContent: @philly_pies american pants or british pants? asking for a mate

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Here's a picture of what kirby from nombtendo would look like if he swallowed your favorite Blaseball player! Ha ha. The player is suffering greatly, this is a fate worse than death https://t.co/0FBeEjSa4I

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball wabba weeba, imma in The Departed

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @philly_pies now im rhyming philly pies with touch grass

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Pronouncing "touch grass" like Foie Gras

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PinataPsychic @blaseball that's not what lootcrates looks like when swallowed

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Who called us The Baltimore Crabs instead of Sid Meier's Carcinization!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Seasoning 6 of the Discipline Era, yeah

renderedContent: Seasoning 6 of the Discipline Era, yeah

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
○ Single
○ Taken
◉ Obsessed with a seasoning

username: OLDBAYSeasoning

displayname: OLD BAY

rawDescription: There are only two things you need to know about #OLDBAY Seasoning: 1. it's great on seafood and 2. it's great on everything else. 🦀

location: Maryland

text: oldbay.com

source: Hootsuite Inc.

sourceLabel: Hootsuite Inc.


rawContent: quit my job so I can dedicate more time to shitposting on crabs twitter

text: blaseball.boston


text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: What does it mean when british people post a bunch of crab emojis

displayname: mcc

rawDescription: glitch girl — gone, but still posting at https://t.co/xh5zx4LDdw — or see my vr game work at @mermaidvr — current avatar by @egypturnash — she/her — 🏳⚧🏳🌈

renderedDescription: glitch girl — gone, but still posting at mastodon.social/@mcc — or see my vr game work at @mermaidvr — current avatar by @egypturnash — she/her — 🏳⚧🏳🌈

text: mastodon.social/@mcc

text: runhello.com


text: blaseball.boston

text: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/artic…

text: blaseball.boston

title: How do I log out?

description: When your Discord time comes to a close, here are the steps for logging out of your account.  Logging out is easy! Click the settings cog next to your user name & avatar.  Press the red Log O...


rawContent: Blaseball is on break while the devs prepare for the start of the next era of the splort. Looking to join in the fun? Check out our quick-start guide on how to do nothing, touch grass and be a "normal person" for several weeks/months!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
ME: wow bestie 😍 luv the fit 🥺💖 it's giving Innocent Vibes 🤗✨
JUDGE: Could the defendant with the crab tie PLEASE return to their seat and stop talking to the jury?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Ryzorrin Moral victory for the bear as it tears apart dozens of crabs before succumbing

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PinataPsychic That's the only possible non-loss (technical draw)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If a bear fought against a crab, we all know who would win physically: The bear. But have you ever stopped to consider who would win emotionally? Also the bear

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @WalnutBunny @tacoblaseball Then you should catch it! Wabba Weeba

text: blaseball.boston

username: WalnutBunny

displayname: Annabelle 🐀

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: Yooo this Narrative Device generator has no chill 🤣😅 https://t.co/OwVZq4iNYG

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I'm so sick of people making fun of the bugs this circuit. Game development is really hard! Almost as hard as posting tweets on a team Twitter! Not quite though

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @CHSSTFans lol

renderedContent: @CHSSTFans lol

text: blaseball.boston

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent: @HonkBonk8 idk im not a lawyer, im a criminal crab

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Honk (|87 (tim) 🐀


rawContent: "how to file for defamation against an anonymous child"

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
why did the crab go to prison

crimes

renderedContent:
why did the crab go to prison

crimes

username: KidsWriteJokes

displayname: Kids Write Jokes

rawDescription: These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. DMs open for submissions. Get the book 📙: https://t.co/yUBZSINffQ

renderedDescription: These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. DMs open for submissions. Get the book 📙: tinyurl.com/kwjbook

text: tinyurl.com/kwjbook

location: United Kingdom

text: tinyurl.com/kwjbook


rawContent: Every other day is Election Day. Discourse now impossible to avoid beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball Not enough

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball Not enough

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Congratulations to the Mid-Season Fiesta Tournament for setting a new all-time record for Games-per-Game!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SentientGum @blaseball this happened to my uncle! it was a really cold night and was driving home from work, super dark out, when suddenly a massive thud hit the roof of the car! pulled over next to a big tree and got out car + sure enough, there was my uncle: unconscious on top the car, totally wasted

text: blaseball.boston

username: SentientGum

displayname: Sentient Gum

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Kinda biased for 'Blaseball: The Card Game' to have half its newly dropped players be the 2 most famous ever Crabs players. But we're not complaining! https://t.co/v90obgMgi9

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Couples goals 🥺🙏🦀

renderedContent: Couples goals 🥺🙏🦀

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: The Times, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, August 20, 1899 https://t.co/7znoJVoHjZ

username: yesterdaysprint

displayname: Yesterday's Print

rawDescription: A collection of old photographs, historic newspaper clippings and assorted excerpts highlighting the parallels of past and present.

text: patreon.com/yesterdaysprint


rawContent: The more you disrespect the Crabs, the more annoyingly British my posts will become innit mate

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @thegameband @AggroCrabGames thanks bestie 🥺

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: The Game Band

username: AggroCrabGames

displayname: AGGRO CRAB


rawContent: @tacoblaseball there's a really funny story behind that name! My name is Josh and I run the Crabs twitter

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: thanks TNT https://t.co/2Q4NwxR98Y

renderedContent: thanks TNT https://t.co/2Q4NwxR98Y

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: RIV to the original girlboss #ClawsUp 🙏🪙🔥

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Oh my god..... @ClawsTNT has paid for a custom Twitter hashtag emojis to promote their badass Nail Salon Business TV show. So when you tweet their slogan #ClawsUp it puts the word Boss next to it! https://t.co/EZdRDm54kH

text: blaseball.boston

username: ClawsTNT

displayname: Claws


rawContent: @CDPNhyphenK @blaseball Christopher!!!!!??? wtf so good??? post earlier next time!

text: blaseball.boston

username: CDPNhyphenK

displayname: Christopher Neal-Knight

username: blaseball


rawContent: Who is Paula Turnip? https://t.co/bN7NsyMKch

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Brock "The Rock" Forbes

renderedContent: Brock "The Rock" Forbes

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Dwayne Johnson says that he is doing another video game movie.

“We're going to bring one of the biggest, most badass games to the screen--one that I've played for years.”

(Source: https://t.co/nAGRtv5d9L) https://t.co/Qa6cZQRep2

renderedContent:
Dwayne Johnson says that he is doing another video game movie.

“We're going to bring one of the biggest, most badass games to the screen--one that I've played for years.”

(Source: mensjournal.com/health-fitness…) https://t.co/Qa6cZQRep2

username: DiscussingFilm

displayname: DiscussingFilm

rawDescription: Your leading source for quick reliable news and one of a kind content. Home for healthy and liberating discussion on all things pop culture.

text: discussingfilm.net

text: mensjournal.com/health-fitness…


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl it's not that hard I can show you later! you basically just click drop down and then set priority to CRITICAL and add "Game Breaking" tag and make sure you @ everyone too! in multiple places!

text: blaseball.boston

username: AtlantisBlasebl

displayname: 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱


rawContent:
INTERVIEWER: Mr Assured, your resume is fantastic and your references.... almost unbelievably good!
ME: Please, call me Quality

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: It may appear like we are doing badly this circuit, but that's just a bug! The bug is that the simulation generated us Trash Players. Steps to repro: 1) Be The Baltimore Crabs. I filed 47 reports on the bug tracker before they realised "Mr Quality Assured" was not a real person

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I won't be making any jokes about day 1 Blaseball bugs on Twitter because I know how hard and stressful game development is! I will email them directly instead 🙏🤗

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @katielovestea @thegameband A small price to pay to make little bugs happy

text: blaseball.boston

username: katielovestea

displayname: katie high king of tea (🐅, 🔮)

username: thegameband


rawContent: Recall the amount of discourse generated by a single election. now doc ocktuple it. That is what The Game Band are offering you. The power of the stun in the palm of your hand 🤲🍵 https://t.co/ko3Bu3W0pj

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
YOU (UNCULTURED): oh neato the two-week season format is mildly improved

ME (EXTREMELY CULTURED): 8 Elections. Maybe more.

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
It's time to party! Check out our most recent Dev Log for updates and features of this Circuit. Plus, there's a calendar for the Circuit 🎉

Short Circuits Developer's Log 3 is live:

https://t.co/9vpIRV9Sja

renderedContent:
It's time to party! Check out our most recent Dev Log for updates and features of this Circuit. Plus, there's a calendar for the Circuit 🎉

Short Circuits Developer's Log 3 is live:

medium.com/@thegameband/h…

renderedDescription: Making games that reflect the world we live in. @wherecardsfall is out now on Switch and PC. We apparently made @blaseball but don’t remember doing it.

location: The Immaterial Plane

text: thegameband.com

text: medium.com/@thegameband/h…

title: Short Circuits Developer Log #3

description: Our third and final Short Circuit is upon us. The past few circuits have been invaluable for the team to push the boundaries of Blaseball…

username: Medium

displayname: Medium

text: medium.com

description: Official


rawContent: @thegameband maybe its a nice cruise to give them a break from their underwhelming insectoid lives? you dont know!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @thegameband Typical lazy devs, can't even be bothered to ship any bugs 🙄🤡

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TheSplortsHub @JoeyTBadger solved ez https://t.co/xvvgweXNtt

text: blaseball.boston

username: TheSplortsHub

displayname: The Splorts Hub

username: JoeyTBadger

displayname: Joey T Badger is Falling


rawContent:
you: my favorite blaseball player has been incinerated
me, an empath: riv lol

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Short Circuit wins count! Welcome to Crabs Season - Part VII https://t.co/jAciN29U1I

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball 7th ring incoming

renderedContent: @blaseball 7th ring incoming

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @philly_pies Wow!

renderedContent: @philly_pies Wow!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle


rawContent: @philly_pies i just cheer ironically

renderedContent: @philly_pies i just cheer ironically

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: year of the tiger. millennium of the crab.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Ryzorrin seeds were planted that later sprouted horrible fruit

text: blaseball.boston

username: Ryzorrin

displayname: Chase Ware


rawContent: The Baltimore Crabs were in Season 1

renderedContent: The Baltimore Crabs were in Season 1

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
The Shelled One is the first Modern Blaseball Antagonist, here is a list of everything that i can find about it, painstakingly long to put together, but worth it to Understand:
https://t.co/t75PkCRhcO

renderedContent:
The Shelled One is the first Modern Blaseball Antagonist, here is a list of everything that i can find about it, painstakingly long to put together, but worth it to Understand:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

displayname: Max 🐛

rawDescription: they/them | queer | 🐛 | Author Killer | 🦀 | Blaseball Understander | Pfp by @graciedarts

text: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

title: A comprehensive Shelled One Timeline

description: Shelled One Timeline Content,Source,Season,Day,Era Social Media Intern Parker MacMillian III tweets "haha but seriously people don't" alongside an image of Open The Forbidden book leading with 68% of...


rawContent: @catacalypto good writers always have to be a good person

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: Yellowjackets is just Blaseball Hunger Games. This tweet has an exact target audience of 34 people and only three follow me.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @kobldexe Wabba Weeba, welcome to The Metaverse!

text: blaseball.boston

username: kobldexe

displayname: K⬝O⬝B⬝L⬝D interactive multiplayer


rawContent: The only reason Blaseball is not on Game Pass is because Microsoft are little coward babies. I'm not afraid to say this. What are they gonna do, aquire me?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: more like Wabba Weebay

renderedContent: more like Wabba Weebay

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rawContent: ICYMI: Here’s a screenshot of a plane drawing a crab over the Monterey Bay! https://t.co/mQqD5Ho1FX

username: bayareaavgeek

displayname: AlaskaAirlines17 ✈🇺🇦

rawDescription:
Aviation. SF Bay Area Sports. Travel.
#SFGameUp
#FTTB: 4-4
#SJSharks: 5-9-3
#DubNation: 6-8
#IStandWithUkraine
NOT affiliated with Alaska Airlines

location: 🇺🇸🏴/In the Air


rawContent: @Sap_SOVA stay unenthralled bestie

renderedContent: @Sap_SOVA stay unenthralled bestie

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Sap | CityTrialOST


rawContent: "Soft-Shell Crab" isn't a special type of crab, it's a regular crab that recently shed its hard shell and the new shell underneath isn't hard yet. just a little crab fact for you there

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent:
Me on the beach watching crabs scuttle about: It is with deep sadness and grace that the Crab lives, shielded in hard protective armor, yet never being able to take this armor off
*a crab sheds its shell*
Me: whamt the fucke???

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Microsoft bought Activation Blizzard? Wow! This is just like when the Crabs bought Nagomi Mcdaniel! If you disagree please file complaints via the official SEC Investor Complaint Form

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball https://t.co/zwSuml1WsG

renderedContent: @tacoblaseball https://t.co/zwSuml1WsG

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: @UnabashedlyRose maybe but might take me triple attempts

text: blaseball.boston

username: UnabashedlyRose

displayname: Sam (She/Her)


rawContent: @tacoblaseball on-based percentage. it's the percentage of time a given player is Based and poggers

username: BlaseballCrabs

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rawContent: The easiest way to learn Blaseball is to just do what I did: join during Season 2 when there were like 4 mechanics and 200 fans. then google any american sports terms you don't know. I am one of the 800 British people who knows what OBP is.

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rawContent: Blaseball returns next Monday for the final Short Circuit. Are you a first time player looking to learn how to play the game? Then google it loser!

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rawContent: @fruitpunchbb @Shiraffetopus first one then later the other

text: blaseball.boston

username: fruitpunchbb

displayname: fruit

username: Shiraffetopus

displayname: izzy @ 🦀


rawContent: @AmongUsGame @blaseballtcg @blaseball claws up fellow sustaceans https://t.co/QoLOinaVj6

text: blaseball.boston

username: AmongUsGame

displayname: Among Us

username: blaseballtcg

displayname: BLASEBALL: WILD CARDS - PAXU Booth 4123!

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball @AmongUsGame @blaseballtcg @blaseball Sustacean.. https://t.co/auhiPD5PHi

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @just_cryo We delivered it in person, through the ground

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Cryo has 6 or more legs


rawContent: @KennedyLoser Sega Genesis

renderedContent: @KennedyLoser Sega Genesis

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username: KennedyLoser


rawContent: @Graymaybe @blaseballtcg Just like real Blaseball!

text: blaseball.boston

username: Graymaybe

displayname: 🌞 Maxi Rogers (HEAPS THUNDERSMITE)🐀


rawContent: The Garages music is on Spotify now fyi, in case you're wondering who listened to all 4 versions of Godspeed 600,000 times

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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rawContent: @blaseballtcg House rule: if a player gets incinerated, you have to actually burn the card

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rawContent: So weird they decided to turn Blaseball into a card game when it'd make much more sense to turn it into a video game

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Across a shadowy Blaseball diamond somewhere far away, there exists little more than silence.

Electricity suddenly crackles. The jumbotron springs to life.

It's time to Play Ball... again.

https://t.co/zWWPulYu7u https://t.co/6MusV8uE4Y

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Across a shadowy Blaseball diamond somewhere far away, there exists little more than silence.

Electricity suddenly crackles. The jumbotron springs to life.

It's time to Play Ball... again.

blaseballtcg.com https://t.co/6MusV8uE4Y

rawDescription: The Official Card Game of @blaseball // developed & ran by @WayfinderG

text: blaseballtcg.com

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rawContent: @thegameband Only one week? Typical. I would have delayed it by two, maybe three weeks!

text: blaseball.boston

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: There is a Crab inside the gift box

renderedContent: There is a Crab inside the gift box

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Hey Blaseball! We are delaying the final Short Circuit a week. We're swinging for the fences with this one, so we need a bit more time to polish everything. ✨ See you Jan 24- Feb 6.

In the meantime, here's a hint at what's to come:
🎁❤⚾🎉💀😱

text: thegameband.com


rawContent: Someone linked me this and said "crabs twitter"! Wow!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Hey! You know what! In 2022 I am using exclamation points at the end of every email sentence! I don’t care if it looks like I’m unhinged! I am! Warmest regards!!!

username: kaitfeldmann

displayname: Kait

rawDescription: I edit books and also hoard them📚🍟picture book/GN editor @HarperCollins🍟hapa (Chinese/white) 🍟she/her🍟 opinions mine, but you can have some

text: kaitfeldmann.com


rawContent: Consider that "the Breath Mints are incinerated" option appeals to both fans of the Breath Mints AND fans of when the Breath Mints were incinerated

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
I can't believe @KC_BreathMints getting incinerated beat the teams incinerating the coin in the Greatest Blaseball Moments poll. Insane. Can't wait to see what day 2 brings!

@BlaseballPolls #Blaseball

username: PandaSunbeams

displayname: Panda

rawDescription: Self-described lead beat reporter for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Stare Into The Sun!

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬

username: BlaseballPolls

displayname: Blaseball Polls


rawContent: @BlaseballPolls @PandaSunbeams even when we lose we win!!

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rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs crabs said gatekeep gatekeep gatekeep

username: KikiFamiliaNyan

displayname: Kiki Familia

rawDescription: potions and hexes at a reasonable price (free) -- 1/2 of soul reavers -- she/they and v gay  ((pfp by @theabbyaggie, banner by @rabbittraps_!!))

location: Boston, Black Hole(Black Hole)


rawContent: There are lots of initiatives aimed at making Blaseball more accessible. That's so cool! Our goal is to make Blaseball as inaccessible as possible. Stacking months of nested in-jokes, memes, references into an impenetrable thicket of chaos energy only the strongest minds survive

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: vote for all the pro-Crab options! if you're not sure which option is "pro-Crab" it's always the funnier one

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Greatest Moments in Blaseball Splorts History!
Day 1 - Round of 32 (poll thread)

Additional moment info and context in the replies. Propaganda and RTs welcome! Tourney co-run with @PandaSunbeams

Bracket: https://t.co/TAM5DmUBR8 https://t.co/YLZEVeOsSs

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Greatest Moments in Blaseball Splorts History!
Day 1 - Round of 32 (poll thread)

Additional moment info and context in the replies. Propaganda and RTs welcome! Tourney co-run with @PandaSunbeams

Bracket: challonge.com/blaseballmomen… https://t.co/YLZEVeOsSs

rawDescription: Fan Run • Capturing the pulse of the blaseball community via twitter polls • Contributor @BlaseballNews • icon @betaraycarrie • banner @Fancymancer

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rawContent: @PandaSunbeams @BlaseballPolls they're both huge moments and turning points for the splort though for sure. it's just the crabitat was more pre-written - and also a direct result of ascension - whereas Crabs winning 3 was unlikely luck and fan voting

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rawContent: @PandaSunbeams @BlaseballPolls I think Crabs grinding from 2nd last place in s1 to being the first to win 3 and ascend despite Pies and Tigers both having 2/3 for ages, and it going so poorly the devs removed the mechanic entirely (making Crabs the only team to ever ascend) is the bigger (read: funnier) moment

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: crabs is the best blaseball team because is crabs. Like... Crab! picture a little crab guy. lmao! rofl! so silly and cute. then later you find out that Crabs literally won 6 championships like what the hell?? this little fucker? won 6 times? what the fuq???

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballPolls Tot Fox destroys the Sun is a crab moment so we can't lose tbh

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rawContent: @BlaseballPolls @allylikesfrogs Absolutely rigged! seeding Crab Swin against Clab Down??? we demand an investigation into the so-called leadership of Blaseball Polls https://t.co/H1cnc3bykk

text: blaseball.boston

username: allylikesfrogs

displayname: max


rawContent: Imagine if Boba Fett from The Book Of Boba Fett was a crab. Ha ha! Fennec Shand would be like "im Fennec Shand" and Clawba Scutt could be like "wabba weeba, claws up!". This is content.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball :( 🙏💖

renderedContent: @tacoblaseball :( 🙏💖

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: @ch00beh @tsawac i got the spies early and then later when i was struggling i remembered there were 2 Texas teams

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸


rawContent: @tsawac I Love The Garages! It's Just That I Forgot They Existed for ~10 Minutes

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @crabsbad I was stuck at 20/24 for ages. I just started yelling out random words and locations until I landed on the New York Millennials

text: blaseball.boston

username: crabsbad

displayname: 🦀 lucien 🦀


rawContent:
you: I support the Garages
me: who?
you: the Seattle Garages? from Blaseball?
me: I think I'd remember that
you: jaylen hotdogfingers? mike townsend is a disappointment? Godspeed you beautiful bastards???
me: sounds really cool! I don't really read fan fic though sorrrry 🙏

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: quiz is https://t.co/M7Bstny7PS by @PinataPsychic

renderedContent: quiz is sporcle.com/games/BlasedBa… by @PinataPsychic

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text: sporcle.com/games/BlasedBa…

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username: PinataPsychic

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden

title: Name Every Blaseball Team

description: Name every single Blaseball Team

username: sporcle

displayname: Sporcle

rawDescription: mentally stimulating diversions | we believe in making knowledge fun for everyone ⭐

text: sporcle.com

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rawContent: I am so sorry..... this might be a career-ender... https://t.co/lMpVAElutj

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: pretty sure this Wordle thing is broken! https://t.co/SraSd7LfAD

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PinataPsychic i'm gonna choose my season champion based on dog bet and let my ai smash tournament for me

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Fellow fans, the final Short Circuit is coming and we've had such a good time watching these new players. So amazing! We even won a championship! Let's celebrate by working together to make this final circuit the most rancid, unviable, worst season yet 🙏🦀 we can do it!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballPolls @allylikesfrogs vote anything crab related!!! even the one bad one!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: vote crab 🆑🆎🆙

renderedContent: vote crab 🆑🆎🆙

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Greatest Moments in Blaseball Splorts History tourney!

A 6 day, 32 moment twitter tourney running next Monday, Jan 10th through Saturday Jan 15th.

You can vote for the final 16 spots NOW via this form:
https://t.co/w5xy2wUhce https://t.co/DJctRFFC5u

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Greatest Moments in Blaseball Splorts History tourney!

A 6 day, 32 moment twitter tourney running next Monday, Jan 10th through Saturday Jan 15th.

You can vote for the final 16 spots NOW via this form:
forms.gle/51Db5r4woGDdLU… https://t.co/DJctRFFC5u

renderedDescription: Fan Run • Capturing the pulse of the blaseball community via twitter polls • Contributor @BlaseballNews • icon @betaraycarrie • banner @Fancymancer


rawContent: @DedSec_Pony better days https://t.co/Okq09gRbNs

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Pony is now The V1 Fumo 🩸 Comms Open!


rawContent: It's the Final Circuit *ba dumdum dum, ba dumdum dumdum*

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
As one Circuit ends, another begins. Our FINAL Circuit will last from January 17-January 30!

Thanks for coming along on this journey with us. We'll see you later this month with more Blaseball and more updates on the Siesta 👁

text: thegameband.com


rawContent: @onlineayr Yah

renderedContent: @onlineayr Yah

text: blaseball.boston

username: onlineayr

displayname: popcrab


rawContent: Excited to announce that the official 2021 Crab of the Year (COTY) award has been given to: The Baltimore Crabs! Wow! As is customary the other nominees will be cooked and eaten by members of the crab academy (acrabeby)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: D,K https://t.co/cBnRkw6VQO

renderedContent: D,K https://t.co/cBnRkw6VQO

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Did You Know? A lot of people assume that the 'DK' on Donkey Kong's tie stands for his name, when in reality it stands for 'Duende, Kombs' in memory of his favorite blaseball player https://t.co/heW4HoYvdE

rawDescription: you must be ames | Blaseball Commissioner | I will personally incinerate Sigmund Castillo on April 17th 2025


rawContent: @dorriegray hmmm

renderedContent: @dorriegray hmmm

text: blaseball.boston

username: dorriegray

displayname: MOVING! READ PINNED


rawContent: Merry Crabmas! If you didn't safeguard your home with Old Bay runes I'm afraid it's too late, you should get your affairs in order and await Santa Claws' arrival

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: so true bestie

renderedContent: so true bestie

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
im a crab

> refuses to elaborate
> leaves

username: yoracrab

displayname: 大きなカニ 🦀YORA

rawDescription:
i draw anime girls bad (ecchi) マッスルウーマン | tips: https://t.co/wAkjcMwP0w | NieR, PlatinumGames & CAPCOM fanatic
 🇱🇧 /🇨🇵

renderedDescription:
i draw anime girls bad (ecchi) マッスルウーマン | tips: ko-fi.com/yoracrab | NieR, PlatinumGames & CAPCOM fanatic
 🇱🇧 /🇨🇵

text: ko-fi.com/yoracrab

location: work: yoracrab@hotmail.com

text: yoracrab.com


rawContent: @cooldooski @honeythunderphl yes obviously but also the cover art must be a crab

text: blaseball.boston

username: cooldooski

displayname: dooski 🏝

username: honeythunderphl

displayname: Honeythunder 🍯


rawContent: @tacoblaseball lunchables

renderedContent: @tacoblaseball lunchables

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's Election Day. Avoid the discourse beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @GribbsTreehouse It counts!

renderedContent: @GribbsTreehouse It counts!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: You're a mean one, Mister Crab

renderedContent: You're a mean one, Mister Crab

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ilianaquorum im okay but thanks for asking! :)

text: blaseball.boston

username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬


rawContent: @tediousdullard technically not but she did die via melting so I will, reluctantly, click the Like button

text: blaseball.boston

username: tediousdullard

displayname: Kids rule UK


rawContent: *me crying at the Boss' memorial* "She would have loved those awful Non Fungible Tokens 🥺... she technically was one 😭"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @YourFriendSar 😂😂🔥🔥😂 the social media engagement makes me feel alive 😂😂🔥🔥😂😂😂🔥

text: blaseball.boston

username: YourFriendSar

displayname: Sar, Your Friend


rawContent: @blaseball So you can change the rules to host this postseason on a Thursday, but you still haven't hosted the Season 24 Playoffs? Wow!

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: People always tag me on any Crab related posts. Some people might find that annoying. Not me! Keep em coming! I'm the Crab guy

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hifridays pog

renderedContent: @hifridays pog

text: blaseball.boston

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: Parker said "dead game + ratio + bye crab PLAYER"

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
hey Parker, doing a great job etc etc, just a couple of notes.
one: Ella was incinerated like 18 hours ago, what have you been doing in the meantime; one: looks like you're calling @cavesofqud a dead game here. maybe not ideal with a sponsor, bud
#manningblases

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

rawDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

location: LA

text: catacalypto.substack.com

rawContent: We can now confirm reports of the sudden passing of Baltimore Crabs star Ella Goodman. A fan-favorite, Ella’s loss sent shockwaves through the ILB, akin to the might with which hoary gods beat the mountains into shape when the earth was young. Claws Up. RIV @cavesofqud

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

username: cavesofqud

displayname: live and drink


rawContent: @blaseball @octopistachio @cavesofqud verified accounts can delete other people's tweets, but you have to type 'DAD' to call the Deletion And Destruction API

text: blaseball.boston

username: octopistachio

displayname: regular pistachio


rawContent: @blaseball @cavesofqud her name was PLAYER! 😡

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Claws Up.

renderedContent: Claws Up.

text: blaseball.boston

renderedContent: We can now confirm reports of the sudden passing of Baltimore Crabs star Ella Goodman. A fan-favorite, Ella’s loss sent shockwaves through the ILB, akin to the might with which hoary gods beat the mountains into shape when the earth was young. Claws Up. RIV @cavesofqud

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @YesReallyJ @BlobCostas yeah we're like a fiefdom or a subsidiary or something

renderedDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston

username: YesReallyJ

displayname: Calzone Enjoyer 🥸

username: BlobCostas

displayname: Blob Costas


rawContent: @onlineayr everything is up by Edinburgh in the grand context of the wider universe

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @marhom @miamiblaseball haha totally.... i know what we're talking about, i am an equal contributor to the conversation

text: blaseball.boston

username: marhom

displayname: jonathan

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @miamiblaseball uh... direction of "E for Everyone" on compass

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I'm so sick of people claiming I "don't know where Baltimore is" and "cannot point out Baltimore on a map". I know where Baltimore is!! It's on the right side

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Next Circuit they should try Daily Elections. reeaally spice up the season

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's Election Day. Avoid the discourse beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballT its called footie 😭⚽

renderedContent: @BlaseballT its called footie 😭⚽

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: @BlaseballT nagomi mcdaniel

renderedContent: @BlaseballT nagomi mcdaniel

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Ryzorrin ...wow... lots to think about..

text: blaseball.boston

username: Ryzorrin

displayname: Chase Ware


text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Can't wait to watch the Playoffs later! Really need the distraction, it's been a tough week 🦀🙏

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: i am worried that the Crabs may or may not make the playoffs depending on when they are and how you qualify this circuit 🦀😩

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Shelled One: TASTE THE INFINITE
Me: mmm... sorry but, is it gluten-free?
SO: ...YES
Me: what about dairy? I can't do dairy
SO: YES, ITS LITERALLY JUST PEANUTS
Me: oh okay!
SO:
Me:
Me: does it contain nuts?

text: blaseball.boston