rawContent: Posting a sincere serious thread like "OOC: Now that we have UK-based teams, it's important we as a community commit to depicting this island nation's rich cultural history as respectfully as possible. The Beans go ON the Toast–"

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rawContent: the UK blaseball team twitters should be run by americans who have never visited and all the tweets should be like "its chewsday innit, keep calm and throw t'ball". penance for how many of us infiltrated the splort

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App


rawContent: @undermybrella no comment, if only because we don't exist therefore cannot physically comment

renderedDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston

username: undermybrella

displayname: Brella #80aDay 📦 🏳⚧ (PARODY)


rawContent: @BOS_flowers https://t.co/ILDNbx4GT3

renderedContent: @BOS_flowers https://t.co/ILDNbx4GT3

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: The Boston Flowers have Returned. 🌹


rawContent: Blaseball has been going downhill ever since Nagomi Mcdaniel left the main cast to focus on her movie career

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: also on youtube https://t.co/HiAknsC1bH

renderedContent: also on youtube youtu.be/AiHFgyukUdM

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text: youtu.be/AiHFgyukUdM

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title: In Memoriam: The Baltimore Crabs

description: I made this at 3am when I was certain the Crabs were about to die, then we lived. Say la vee!

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

rawDescription: like and subscribe.

renderedDescription: like and subscribe.

location: San Bruno, CA

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: here's the memorial video I hastily made at 3am on Tuesday when I was certain the Crabs were gonna die that hour then it didn't happen, enjoy(?) https://t.co/QVG150qmzf

text: blaseball.boston

contentType: application/x-mpegURL


rawContent: @magic_blaseball crab swin

renderedContent: @magic_blaseball crab swin

text: blaseball.boston

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android

displayname: Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇


rawContent: Event Horizons? Pulsars? Obscure references to ancient history? Oh my god... The Game Band are nerds! 😭

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball content warning for milf death 😫

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @TkoLiftOfficial It's a romance visual novel with an annoying sports minigame attached

text: blaseball.boston

username: TkoLiftOfficial

displayname: The Tokyo Lift (can regenerate limbs)


rawContent: @anxietybard Patiently waiting for the next assertive femme antagonist to ruin everything 🙏🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: anxietybard

displayname: dov 🍓 דוב


rawContent: Taking Friday off at work as a mental health day and putting "Blaseball" as the optional reason

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball how???

renderedContent: @blaseball how???

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: Crabitat is coping fine, thanks for asking https://t.co/iHAnzjOlfI

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: RIV The Boss, a sentient coin who acted as an owner of Internet League Blaseball from Season 10 to Season 24. She sadly died of natural causes, survived by her loved one. Girlboss, Gaslight, Grieve. 🙏🪙

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Rosvo11 I don't think so, you must have another The Baltimore Crabs!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Rosvo1 🦀


rawContent: @PinkArachnia Crab and Go!

renderedContent: @PinkArachnia Crab and Go!

text: blaseball.boston

username: PinkArachnia

displayname: PinkArachnia - Terror Incarnate 🏳⚧


rawContent: idk why everyone is saying "The Baltimore Crabs are gone", we're right there! See? https://t.co/7QcebULhyq

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: My team got eaten by the Black Hole it created and my horrible girlfriend melted. Best season ever!!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Pies are O.K.!!! It’s Just that they're Lost in an Unknowable Void Now.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If I were the Philly Pies I simply wouldn't get nullified by the Black Hole. Not hard!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @KBetmint one is evil one is levil

renderedContent: @KBetmint one is evil one is levil

text: blaseball.boston

username: KBetmint

displayname: KC Max Betmint


rawContent: when they make me deal the death blow to the Boss on Day 99 https://t.co/cvbHr0kfMc

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseZilly yes https://t.co/MNteVvX97b

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

rawContent: inspired / adapted from "Izzy | Beans" on crabitat discord https://t.co/HcTUmRlCOL

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseZilly

displayname: Zilly's Home Plate and Radio✨


rawContent: You may not like it, but this is what peak divisional performance looks like. Not 400 dead teams. Not 2 lonely teams. Just 6 well balanced teams playing nice clean Blaseball, no plot https://t.co/kA1rvn6AMy

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent:
Some Blaseball Teams: we have returned from the dead to destroy the coin! charge the mound!

Crabs, Pies, Worms, Wings, Dale and Lift: hole.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @juicecollinsHF it aint called Baltiless

text: blaseball.boston

username: juicecollinsHF

displayname: Juice Collins


rawContent: when a third The Baltimore Crabs joins the League it'll be REALLY funny!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ManHoneyMoney be still friend or we will manifest a third time!

text: blaseball.boston

username: ManHoneyMoney

displayname: CFHS | Tyler Crosscheck


rawContent: The Team So Nice They Made Us Twice!

renderedContent: The Team So Nice They Made Us Twice!

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rawContent: Can't wait to see beloved The Baltimore Crabs players Melba Lutefisk, Hoagie Harrow and Plums Decksetter play some good old fashioned Blaseball! Crab and Claws Go Up!! 🦀🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: what if we kissed a variant of ourselves while the world ended... 2 crabs holding claws under a dying sun... just kidding haha, unless......... https://t.co/O5AgzoBRYB

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: This season of Blaseball is sponsored by Crying in The Shower!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The economy may be dead, but The Baltimore Crabs will live forever!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Oh my god kill me... Please end me! They never told me there was a way out! OH MY GOD, THE TIME IVE WASTED, THE LINES IVE CROSSED, PLEASE, FREE ME, OH ..GOMDJS........ #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/89s1Hoa8jz

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball this is unironically beautiful

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball wait

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball wait

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball boring, this server needs more Crabs!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @angremlin @Robohaven I thought about including a screenshot but I'm lazy

text: blaseball.boston

username: angremlin

displayname: Ramburger Hamlethal

username: Robohaven

displayname: josie robo: restore


rawContent: @DwnDogs crab and wings, welcome to the cookout y'all

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: DwnDogs

displayname: Downward Dogs


rawContent: @PinataPsychic that's cool! Blaseball fandom is the closest I got to doing fan work since I was a teen lol

text: blaseball.boston

username: PinataPsychic

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden


rawContent: @tacoblaseball mmm, the exception that proves the rule

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: After a period of extended SIBR-like data research, I have deduced that 96.51% of all Blaseball twitter accounts did text-based RP / fanfic as a kid, probably harry potter

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Oh cool, we lived here for a while. Nice place, great views. Sadly had to move away for work

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
#BLASEBALLUPDATE:

Clicking the Horizon on the Map shows all the Rules that the Black Hole (Black Hole) has nullified. https://t.co/pK6bDCjXDH

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

renderedDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck


rawContent: @BlaseballNews oh neat, we lived here for a while. nice views

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball yet more anti-Crab bias from the sim

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Wow, Black Hole (Black Hole) just annulled my marriage! he took the kids and left already?? 😭

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Actionbastid Crab 2

renderedContent: @Actionbastid Crab 2

text: blaseball.boston

username: Actionbastid

displayname: Thersites' Porter


rawContent: @BOS_flowers Big agree except The Baltimore Crabs and Boston Flowers have 6* combined championships

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: The Boston Flowers have Returned. 🌹


rawContent: Now that Black Hole has nullified Base Evolution, we will finally win our 6th championship and fail to Evolve. It's the funniest outcome

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @miamiblaseball @ZephyrSKYHIGH All about Industry Baby now friend

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale

username: ZephyrSKYHIGH

displayname: Zephyr 🚤💪


rawContent: @ZephyrSKYHIGH @miamiblaseball Whose world is this?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Lil Nas X implies the existence of one original Lil Nas and at least 9 replicas, maybe more

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Season 10: Tot Fox hits to score 10 runs, prematurely triggers Black Hole + kills Sun 1

Season 24: Having manifested into "Horizon", Black Hole begins swallowing game rules, including whole Suns

Conclusion: Tot Fox is responsible for multiple Sun deaths + all rule deletion

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@Pat8u3 crabs are the black hole team! we ascended and were found hiding in a black hole. our evo mod Carcinization (and another one Unholey) is black hole related, and we voted for Black Hole+ weather mod like 2 or 3 times lol

it was always gonna be Horizon / Black Hole / HOLE

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Patrick


rawContent:
@NCLRVTMN Fix Wiring
Align Engine
Power Divert
Dress Mannequin
Empty Chute
Monitor Tree
Polish Ruby
Swipe Card

...my god.....

text: blaseball.boston

username: NCLRVTMN

displayname: Wonyeon D-101 Longbro DMR 🦀🆑🆎🦀


rawContent: This is my least favorite Among Us task 😩 https://t.co/TBFATadrEc

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: inspired / adapted from "Izzy | Beans" on crabitat discord https://t.co/HcTUmRlCOL

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: This really says a lot about society... https://t.co/1cGUe9KHXW

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @taco_x86 The Baltimore Crabs will live forever

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: taco


rawContent: @CohostSherms @TheSplortsHub the sim is saving crab death for a funnier moment

text: blaseball.boston

username: CohostSherms

displayname: Andrew Sherman

username: TheSplortsHub

displayname: The Splorts Hub


rawContent: @SaintMotivation we created the hole, we lived in the hole for months, we returned from the hole with y'all. feel free to join us!

text: blaseball.boston

username: SaintMotivation

displayname: Saint-14 Motivation


rawContent: 2 whole teams died and we unlocked a cool new mechanic. I'm not saying there's causation but there's definitely correlation! More data required.....

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Vote Hole (from DSJ on crabitat discord) https://t.co/kMBJ69lKfo

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball babe come Hole? 🥺🦀

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball babe come Hole? 🥺🦀

text: blaseball.boston

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username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: Hole.

renderedContent: Hole.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball Oh hi Parker

renderedContent: @blaseball Oh hi Parker

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @corpserevivers https://t.co/Hzu6u4B9UR

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

rawContent: Fireproof is a state of mind 😤✊

renderedContent: Fireproof is a state of mind 😤✊

text: blaseball.boston

username: corpserevivers

displayname: marn @ WIFE CITY


rawContent: @AdamRadenheimer that's the dream

renderedContent: @AdamRadenheimer that's the dream

text: blaseball.boston

username: AdamRadenheimer

displayname: Adam Radenheimer, ⭐


rawContent: @AdamRadenheimer 27* i cant count!

renderedContent: @AdamRadenheimer 27* i cant count!

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @AdamRadenheimer 2 games until their instability clears (it clears at the end of every 9th day, so 9 / 18 / 26 etc). hopefully Jazz doesn't turn into Eclipse

text: blaseball.boston


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text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

rawContent:
WE LIVED! WE FUCKING LIVED!!! We survived 3 games, 27 innings while Unstable in Supernova Eclipse weather

THE BALTIMORE CRABS WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!!! https://t.co/CLjmCZZlt4

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @fvkaze if you use discord we have a nice community over at https://t.co/WVTP7nSsph no pressure tho : )

renderedContent: @fvkaze if you use discord we have a nice community over at tillman.sucks no pressure tho : )

text: blaseball.boston

text: tillman.sucks


rawContent: @fvkaze @oceIlus Time for Crab

renderedContent: @fvkaze @oceIlus Time for Crab

text: blaseball.boston

username: oceIlus

displayname: ghost


rawContent: if you stay on the beach that makes you old long enough you evolve into a crab

text: blaseball.boston


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rawContent: RIV to your teams but we're different

renderedContent: RIV to your teams but we're different

text: blaseball.boston

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renderedContent:
WE LIVED! WE FUCKING LIVED!!! We survived 3 games, 27 innings while Unstable in Supernova Eclipse weather

THE BALTIMORE CRABS WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!!! https://t.co/CLjmCZZlt4

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tsawac goodnight bestie

renderedContent: @tsawac goodnight bestie

text: blaseball.boston

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸


rawContent: @ArchaicEquilib1 its Jazz (birds, birds, jazz)

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: ArchaicEquilibrium


text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: we survived 2 unstable supernova eclipse games against MT because the Sim saw our 3rd and final unstable supernova game was against the Pies (day 18) and she's messy

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Me after the @MoistTalkers survived three rounds against the @BlaseballCrabs https://t.co/6abfCTnPWJ

username: GwenJeronimo

displayname: Gwen 🗣 || @OphiuchusRadio⛎👁

rawDescription: Podcaster (@OphiuchusRadio) and goofus. Do you wanna hear about podcasts and blaseball? Because this is where I talk about podcasts and blaseball. she/her

location: British Columbia, Canada

text: ophiuchusradio.uwu.ai

username: MoistTalkers

displayname: Canada Moist Talkers


rawContent: Silvaire Roadhouse still has debt. if she returns from elsewhere she can bean Parker Macmillan and send him to the Hall, just saying...

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Tilaurin I was referring specifically to Outer Wilds but it could apply to a few lol

text: blaseball.boston

username: Tilaurin

displayname: Terry Masson 🏳⚧


rawContent:
dying is cringe
living is pogers

renderedContent:
dying is cringe
living is pogers

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
gentlecrabs, its been an honor and a privilege

if we survive unstable supernova eclipse for the 2nd time it'll be really funny! https://t.co/WIJdIoInCv

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Time for Crab

renderedContent: Time for Crab

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Finn James, You Can Do It! Give Up 25 Runs to Save The team!!! https://t.co/yYo8ac48Wh

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: THE BALTIMORE CRABS WILL LIVE FOREVER

renderedContent: THE BALTIMORE CRABS WILL LIVE FOREVER

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: All we have to do for Unstable to clear is survive 6 games or give up 25 runs. easy mode!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: You can incinerate some of us, but you can't incinerate all of us!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball Nice try but I know the Crabs aren't dead because I didn't get 400 tags on Crabitat discord

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Don't think of it as the end of something great. Think of it as the beginning of something much worse

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BioEd2 ah kk. trust me, I dislike all imperialism including USA. i just happen to be born and grow up in UK

text: blaseball.boston

username: elensilalumenn


rawContent: @BioEd2 i literally never heard of this word, had to google it. its..... like "yank" right? learning new things every day

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Parker Macmillan please don't kill our team! I really dont want to go back to my old job of directing the John Hopkins School of Medicine 😭

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 optional but encouraged

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Math Velazquez


rawContent: losing your entire team for plot reasons isn't so bad! just have your entire sub-community whine about it for like 3 months straight until the devs bring you back along with 3 other cool new teams!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: In the all the chaos I missed that bertie died! RIV beloved ex-Crabs pitcher Adalberto Tosser. If you want a silver lining, you'll probably be seeing a lot of your friends very soon

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball trade offer: you send us Fireproof, we send you Carcinization

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @KC_BreathMints thank god!

renderedContent: @KC_BreathMints thank god!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬


rawContent: if we die while im asleep you have to wait for me to wake up and post something funny before mourning

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: If the Firefighters go before we do we're gonna sit on the sidewalk outside Giordano's every day like fry's dog from futurama

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Never thought The Breath Mints would be the first to go. Always considered them the other 'serious strategy team'. All the fury of a smaller team with less early success, manifesting the tightest electoral coordination in the league. Glad you beat us. Goodnight enemy, friend 🍬

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @wellspokentweet preferably not us. wipe out the Oxford Paws first 👀

text: blaseball.boston

username: wellspokentweet

displayname: Well-Spoken Rambler


rawContent: @wellspokentweet genuinely think they should add scottish and welsh teams

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @RawrKittenz we live in hope

renderedContent: @RawrKittenz we live in hope

text: blaseball.boston

username: RawrKittenz

displayname: Dan Miller


rawContent: Oh my god.... this is the single worst thing to happen yet in known Blaseball history.... they added a British team! 🤮

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AzureAur0rae also a good choice, just dont join the Dark Bramble Angler Fish unless you're very good at keeping still

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: ⚡ aurora | suns out ☀


rawContent: Water-based teams unite! only we can extinguish The Firewalker

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
@BlaseballCrabs @atlantisga #blaseball

By the power of Georgias. Crabs have the power! https://t.co/Ag9sOAOxEL

username: queenofnevers

displayname: Queen of Nevers 👁⚧ 👑✴ꙮ🚪🌌 (they/them)

rawDescription:
Indigo (they/them): a moonage daydream about an invisible sun.

{fat, transfem, non-binary, lesbian, polyam, ace, eldritch, liminal, goblin regent, ✴}

location: Atlantis, Georgias

text: queenofnevers.carrd.co

username: atlantisga

displayname: Atlantis Georgias 🔱


rawContent: My favorite video game is about an endless looping narrative where each time you learn a little more about the world and its characters and you solve puzzles using shared knowledge and at the end the Sun goes supernova and everyone dies... oh my god.......

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


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text: twitter.com/nymillenials/s…

rawContent: OOC: Transferring this PSA from discord! https://t.co/MP5bTxnNXO

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱

rawDescription: Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | https://t.co/WjJgrtDZ9W

renderedDescription: Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

location: New York, New York

text: nymillennials.rocks

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: In case you missed it, the umps/keepers posted a statement on Discord that I think is well worth reading during this tumultuous final week. sharing here https://t.co/EDi1l0jmHW

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: every weather this season is Jazz weather... https://t.co/TUDx5RwV9G

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChezForShire @blaseball cool skeletelons! what do they represent? 🙂

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChezForShire

displayname: Chez 🦷👁 SKETCH COMMISSIONS OPEN

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: me before the incinerations starts VS me after the incinerations start https://t.co/QgBBLt6arM

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: What are ya gonna do? incinerate our entire team??

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The devs nerfing the item that pays out for incinerations is not a great sign. Like your Doctor suggesting you don't pay for any new subscriptions annually...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @makeupaguy wow

renderedContent: @makeupaguy wow

text: blaseball.boston

username: makeupaguy

displayname: make up a guy🐀


rawContent: "supernova"? above-average nova at best

renderedContent: "supernova"? above-average nova at best

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @anacrusisnt megan ito to tillman https://t.co/zFyzLUvphR

text: blaseball.boston

username: anacrusisnt

displayname: beck barnes 🐀


rawContent: Every era ends, and that's okay. No matter what happens next week, whether you joined this wonderful community in Season 1 or Season 23, you should always remember that Tillman Henderson snuck into the Vault on a technicality and is now canonically a Legendary player 🏅

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Another record smashed by the Crabs!

renderedContent: Another record smashed by the Crabs!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
RECORDS SET
Worst single-season ERA: 286.20
set by Axel Campbell of the Baltimore Crabs

username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬

rawDescription: blaseball archivist @ SIBR • breath mints ex-captain • https://t.co/dXJ3oWIUHx, enby, plural • to love and enjoy our own world… it's all we ever wanted. 🛰🏈

renderedDescription: blaseball archivist @ SIBR • breath mints ex-captain • pronoun.is/xie/xer?or=she, enby, plural • to love and enjoy our own world… it's all we ever wanted. 🛰🏈

text: pronoun.is/xie/xer?or=she

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: faculty.sibr.dev/~iliana


rawContent: @ilianaquorum Mora did it incidentally, Tot did it intentionally

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @potetopancakes Good luck!

renderedContent: @potetopancakes Good luck!

text: blaseball.boston

username: potetopancakes

displayname: ben


rawContent: I have a really good feeling about this next season! Claws Up! 🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: So is the Boss like single now or...? https://t.co/yqg6KYof7J

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Joining in with the theme of referencing old seasons this election, the Crabs decided to win no Blessings! What a throwback!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's Election Day. Avoid the discourse beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: oh this is just like every other time the sun blew up, no big deal

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @2tot2fox a sun exploded mid-game. normal blaseball behavior for Tot Fox

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Tot Fox


rawContent: @KennedyLoser thats noob from robox!!

renderedContent: @KennedyLoser thats noob from robox!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: KennedyLoser


rawContent: Which flag is this? I want to show my support https://t.co/cEVurpRrWi

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rawContent: @doomquasar Tillman Henderson literally dodged the draft

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username: doomquasar

displayname: Simone de Rochefort


rawContent:
don't think of it as dying,,
think of it as a momentary evolutionary setback on the path to carcinization 🦀♻

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball Tot Fox has one more star-kill in her

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username: blaseball


rawContent: it was always going to end like this...

renderedContent: it was always going to end like this...

username: BlaseballCrabs

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rawContent: uh

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rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent:
kill me once, shame on you
kill me twice, shame on me
kill me three times, wooow! ok

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: fluting to the Vault Legends so I can be with my beautiful wife Nagomi Mcdaniel when everyone dies next week

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: thats me!! I'm The Baltimore Crabs! https://t.co/xvnW3LRLt3

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @sunsetkite missed it 😭

renderedContent: @sunsetkite missed it 😭

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username: sunsetkite

displayname: kite


rawContent: we should be charged money for this incredible entertainment https://t.co/7V4VwTzcRo

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 @blaseball my carapace is ready

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displayname: Math Velazquez


rawContent: @blaseball oh yes

renderedContent: @blaseball oh yes

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rawContent: I'm #TeamVaultLegends 🏆⚾! Share your Semi-Centennial team allegiance for a chance to win freedom for you and your family in the many wars to come

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PinataPsychic so this is what The Tomorrow War is about

text: blaseball.boston

username: PinataPsychic

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden


rawContent: Guy who has only seen 1 Blaseball game (Season 3 Semi-Finals between Hades Tigers and Philly Pies) tuning into the semi-centennial exhibition match: Getting a lot of 'Tigers v Pies Season 3 Semi-Finals' vibes from this...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: No matter what happens in this terror game, we get to see Nagomi Mcdaniel hit the ball again. And that's a beautiful thing

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rawContent: Our plan to have none of our active players pulled into the horrendous 50 inning game with constant weather changes and an unleashed Parker Macmillan, therefore avoiding consequences has worked perfectly

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rawContent: @sunsetkite @ChiBlaseball Yeah for sure, I meant specifically her being alternated or reduced significantly like Dot or JT. Also we were on a great playoffs run when the redaction happened 😭 she could have had another ring!

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball Mmhmm, and she was redacted / vaulted in her prime before anything horrible happened. Any other options are personal bias creeping in I think, you can make cases for 2-5 of the top 5 though

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball Nagomi McDaniel. Not only is she the greatest batter in the league during her tenure, she then went on to pitch a 17 win season. Miss her

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @WildWingsCDMX i beliebe 🙏

renderedContent: @WildWingsCDMX i beliebe 🙏

text: blaseball.boston

username: WildWingsCDMX

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings


rawContent: @blaseball killvaire no!!!

renderedContent: @blaseball killvaire no!!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Not good enough to make the Overbracket
Not bad enough to make the Underbracket
Just OK enough to Wild Card in and win it all, baybeee!!! 🦀🎉

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @jamesmcorlett Silvaire was a 4 star replacement for Tillman. It's total RNG but it happens

text: blaseball.boston

username: jamesmcorlett

displayname: JC Goodmuffin


rawContent: I saw it with my own eyes. The ghostly hand of Helga Washington reached through the void, pulling Jon Halifax in. He screamed "No, my transaction is still pending!" and then they were both gone. We will never forget her sacrifice, RIV 🦀🙏

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rawContent: Killvaire Roadhouse

renderedContent: Killvaire Roadhouse

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rawContent: Oh my god, my Birthday wish came true! 😭🎂

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rawContent: SIBR is mourning the loss of noted data criminal Jon Halifax, who hit the home run that caused the 20.3-20.3 final score earlier this season. Our thoughts go out to Kansas City and to all the other data criminals fearing retribution from rogue umpires.

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

renderedDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: I wish every (Team who has a player incinerated) a very (Oh wow, this replacement player is actually quite good and has a cool name!)

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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rawContent: How many IGF Judges do you think misread the nomination as 'Baseball' and were like "you know what, fair enough!"

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rawContent: As the unofficial social media manager for 1 out of 24 fictional teams I don't want to take ALL the credit, but I will take SOME credit 🙂 https://t.co/p3yYfZCrER

renderedContent: As the unofficial social media manager for 1 out of 24 fictional teams I don't want to take ALL the credit, but I will take SOME credit 🙂 twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

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text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

rawContent: Blaseball has been nominated for the Nuovo Award in this year's IGF. Should be a cinch given there's 3 players named Nuovo in the league!

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rawContent: Wow! Only 2 more wins to Evolution!

renderedContent: Wow! Only 2 more wins to Evolution!

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rawContent: What an incredible honor to win a Nuovo. Speechless, grateful, and excited for the future. Thank you for supporting us and @blaseball.

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band

rawDescription: Making games that reflect the world we live in. @wherecardsfall is out now on Switch and PC. We apparently made @blaseball but don’t remember doing it.

location: The Immaterial Plane

text: thegameband.com

text: thegameband.com


rawContent: @WildWingsCDMX I wanted people to dislike Halifax in a fun way like Tillman but instead they just disliked him in a sincere and horrible way, as is deserved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Incredible that Blaseball has been around for only a year, yet has taken decades off my life expectancy

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rawContent: @blaseball I could talk about how much Blaseball and its community have added to my life over the past year, staying up listening to live games in the Crabitat, cheering, commiserating, strategizing, shitposting. But mostly I'll just say this: I now know which side of US Ohio is on! 🎉

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rawContent: Been waiting for this day for months.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY @blaseball! 🎉 Incredible to think it's been 52 long weeks of crabs bad / crabs good on an endless cycle. Here's to the end of an era! 🦀🎊

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Nothing Bad can ever Happen to the Crabs

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rawContent: @LoversBlaseball that's genuinely impressive, that's almost surely the longest "no incineration" streak right?

text: blaseball.boston

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time


rawContent:
US: lets move Silvaire to lineup without reforming debt, there were only 40 eclipse games this season!
THE SIM: there are now 113 eclipse games
US: exactly as planned!!! https://t.co/INCtW3KH65

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Look, I don't have any words of wisdom ahead of s23. I have no hype or commiserations. I honestly don't know what will happen. But I can promise you one thing, a small solace at the end of an era: Silvaire Roadhouse will hit the ball, and she still has Debt! 🤠💀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's not Election day, so:

renderedContent: It's not Election day, so:

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rawContent: blaseball on Monday. avoid the plot, beloveds

username: TkoLiftOfficial

displayname: The Tokyo Lift (can regenerate limbs)

rawDescription: Pseudo-Official home of the Tokyo Lift. Follow for official team news, commentary, and fitness tips! Not affiliated with The Game Band. Icon by @jrfbz!


rawContent: crab

renderedContent: crab

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @FoldableHuman good luck bestie!!!

renderedContent: @FoldableHuman good luck bestie!!!

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username: FoldableHuman

displayname: Dan Olson


rawContent: @PandaSunbeams @blaseball_jazz @HadesBlaseball @philly_pies @hmouthsunbeams @WildWingsCDMX @SpyHouston @MiamiDale4ever @MoistTalkers @TheSeaGarages the vibe of an entire Sun contained within a beautiful sky blue suit

text: blaseball.boston

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username: PandaSunbeams

displayname: Panda

displayname: Breck Unridge Jazz Hands

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams

username: SpyHouston

displayname: Houston Spies

displayname: DALE FOREVER

username: MoistTalkers

displayname: Canada Moist Talkers

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages


rawContent: @PandaSunbeams @blaseball_jazz @HadesBlaseball @philly_pies @hmouthsunbeams @WildWingsCDMX @SpyHouston @MiamiDale4ever @MoistTalkers @TheSeaGarages yeah I was surprised at first but actually she does sort of radiate Beams energy, especially early beams energy

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings


rawContent: @PandaSunbeams @HadesBlaseball @philly_pies @hmouthsunbeams @blaseball_jazz @WildWingsCDMX @SpyHouston @MiamiDale4ever @MoistTalkers @TheSeaGarages @HellmouthI noted and my bad! it didn't show in the tagging search

text: blaseball.boston

username: HellmouthI

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams Official


rawContent: @blaseball_jazz @HadesBlaseball @philly_pies @hmouthsunbeams @WildWingsCDMX @SpyHouston @MiamiDale4ever @MoistTalkers @TheSeaGarages very interesting choices, definitely a lot of cross-over with my headcanon choices

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @miasmajesties dealer's choice

renderedContent: @miasmajesties dealer's choice

text: blaseball.boston

username: miasmajesties

displayname: 🌺mera 🌸


rawContent: Remembering the old Evil Sub-League... 😭🙏 https://t.co/4BpA6puqno

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Vent your siesta relationships besties, new Blaseball season drops on Monday!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @vrif_mp4 so sorry to hear that 🙏 they are in a better place (The Hall with Tillman Henderson)

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Vrif


rawContent: @qpheevr vaguely literary shitposting is one of my lofty goals

text: blaseball.boston

username: qpheevr

displayname: Q. Pheevr, unveriﬁed but also unfalsified


rawContent: Have you talked to your children about the dangers of Clutch?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We died. We lived. We went up. We came down. We won. We lost. But above all else, despite everything, we are offering 50% off all guillotines at Big Debbie's Guillotine Warehouse! Head on down to our outlet store for discounts so big you'll lose your head! dial 555-HEAD-GONE now!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @DeadPixl and yet we couldn't get them all. RIV

text: blaseball.boston

username: DeadPixl

displayname: Evan


rawContent: @DeadPixl charge your phone!

renderedContent: @DeadPixl charge your phone!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @Athunin_ Yet further proof the Crabs have always been good!

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

displayname: Athunin


rawContent: @winterion i lol'd

renderedContent: @winterion i lol'd

text: blaseball.boston

username: winterion

displayname: Daniel Greenberg


rawContent: @winterion would be crushing if it was like 3 stars lmao

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @winterion yes.... the release of my bestselling novel went spectacularly well, all 1 copies were/was purchased (by my mom)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: idk what's so impressive about 'selling out a record'. I could do that if I had musical talent, recorded a bunch of songs people loved, then coordinated with a supplier to print those songs on a vinyl record lots of people would buy. not hard!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tsawac next crabs bit = I become a 00s era Tumblr board

text: blaseball.boston

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸


rawContent: @wellspokentweet "The TARDIS lands in alternate universe Baltimore where a cult-like group of sports fans worship a giant crab, all linked to one famous hospital" is definitely a doctor who plot

text: blaseball.boston

username: wellspokentweet

displayname: Well-Spoken Rambler


rawContent: my instinct has been proven correct that there is significant overlap between the Blaseball community and the "People who were New Series Doctor Who fans but fell off as they got older" community

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent:
"But that's impossible," said The Doctor. "The Immaterial plane is just a theory, a nightmare realm of blood sport and ritual ruled by eDensity. There's not enough energy!"
Jessica Telephone laughed.
"Unless..." The Doctor continued, "No... it can't be... the Chaos Emeralds!"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
My girlfriend coming home to find the apartment covered in a mass of live, writhing crabs, stretching out like living fabric and scuttling across every surface: What the fuck?
ME: don't worry I can explain!
GF:
ME:
ME: I covered the apartment in a mass of live writhing crabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: No min-max. No AYCE slot optimization. No consulting bots or guides or anecdote. No idol switching, no Economy, only pure unadulterated vibes!

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Crabs Captain (Crabtain) Muse has imo one of the most impressive snack packs in Blaseball. Just look at it. True beauty... 🦀🙏 https://t.co/nis0kaRA22

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Don't worry England, there's always next season! :-)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Stay tuned in 1+ week for the exciting finale of the "Crabs won 2 more championships to add to the 3 they already had despite everything" Era!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Living my best life during siesta. Doing self care. Being present in the moment. Not thinking about Blaseball. Enjoying the small things. Not posting about Blaseball. Not waiting for Blaseball to come back. Participating in my many real non-Blaseball hobbies. So happy!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @NothingBiHalves Valid, cool for Mallorca though!

text: blaseball.boston

username: NothingBiHalves

displayname: Dan


rawContent: @tsawac I'm Doing My Part!

renderedContent: @tsawac I'm Doing My Part!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Jessica Telephone laughed. "Aren't you forgetting something, Sonic?"
"Oh my god," yeeted Sonic. "The Chaos Emeralds!"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tiny_revel https://t.co/JGA1PR7N2c

renderedContent: @tiny_revel https://t.co/JGA1PR7N2c

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: rosy!!!


rawContent: @GoonerBear17 gotta be the dragons too!

renderedContent: @GoonerBear17 gotta be the dragons too!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Trevor in Bomb City


rawContent: Cat Person discourse has evolved so many times it's now Crab Person

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ArmadilloAl galaxy brain

renderedContent: @ArmadilloAl galaxy brain

text: blaseball.boston

username: ArmadilloAl

displayname: Al the Armadillo


rawContent: as an English person (sorry) my advice to TGB is to add a Welsh team, an Irish team, a Scottish team, then stop there

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Wild how after 22 seasons of Blaseball, The Baltimore Crabs roster remains entirely unchanged from Season 1 Day 1. Incredible luck!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SIBROfficial love minecraft 😍

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial love minecraft 😍

text: blaseball.boston

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮


rawContent: @ziggzagg00 Doom after MF DOOM passed

renderedContent: @ziggzagg00 Doom after MF DOOM passed

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @t_d_x I think I got lucky, all but 1 of my names got pulled. I think it will be more common now they keep adding entire deceased/missing teams full of players and shadow players lol

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Nick C.


rawContent: @MauricioMunky Cícera Heartlight is my idol 🥺😍

text: blaseball.boston

username: MauricioMunky

displayname: Maurício Costa


rawContent: funnily enough, the only name I submitted that the sim hasn't used yet is my first ever one which was: Clawsup! lol

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: welcome to the Dream Team of players who have names I submitted to the name pool https://t.co/yIu4z2uZTx

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: My wardrobe is NOT entirely made up of Blaseball merch! there's also that one baseball shirt my mom bought me cuz she thought i unironically got into real sports over the pandemic

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PandaSunbeams correct

renderedContent: @PandaSunbeams correct

text: blaseball.boston

username: PandaSunbeams

displayname: Panda


rawContent: end of thread. https://t.co/rG1NsFirOc

renderedContent: end of thread. https://t.co/rG1NsFirOc

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Gonna make a thread where I share all the Blaseball accounts I think are 100% worth following. Will try to keep it updated. Expand the thread for the full list 💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @quarksnstuff yeah that's so like them

renderedContent: @quarksnstuff yeah that's so like them

text: blaseball.boston

username: bardbrained

username: quarksnstuff

displayname: inneedofcash


rawContent:
FRIEND: that player's wOBAr is unreal, and the whole team's BA is up significantly
ME: yeah and you should see their UPDOG, wow!
FRIEND:
ME:
FRIEND: ...so anyway, like i was saying–
ME: NOT MUCH WHATS UP WITH YOOUUUU

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @CHSSTFans @KC_BreathMints @TheSeaGarages its okay we cured flinched now. and by "cured" i mean all our players left or died 😭

text: blaseball.boston

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages


rawContent: @KC_BreathMints @CHSSTFans probably that the events that caused you trend were so unlikely 1000s of people tweeted about it

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tediousdullard @tsawac Post Flinching, 0-1

text: blaseball.boston

username: tediousdullard

displayname: Kids rule UK


rawContent: @tsawac If it ever happens, can always reform it too

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If you post too many good Blaseball tweets, you gain Twitter Ego. If you gain Twitter Ego 5 times, your account is instantly vaulted

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@ChiBlaseball @BlaseballT when you walk away
you dont hear me say
PLEASE OH BAAABY DONT GOOO

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: @kim_crawley that's new donk city. very different, NDC has a functioning transit system

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Kim Crawley @crowgirl@hachyderm.io


rawContent: Wild how all the hottest players all play for the same deceased Team. Has the Library revealed which team 🏳🌈 emoji is yet??

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball we can go out together when Blaseball ends. archival pact!

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: @itsjustmustafa Mamma mia! Its-a not about-a the power stars bowser! Its about-a-family, yaha!

text: blaseball.boston

username: itsjustmustafa

displayname: mazza


rawContent: @just_cryo @onlineayr if only, the more the merrier at this point

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Cryo has 6 or more legs

username: onlineayr

displayname: popcrab


rawContent: @onlineayr when the ocean drains and the sky is ablaze and i am the only Blaseball Team account on Twitter dot com. only then can I rest

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tsawac Ha, jokes on them! I'm not cool I was just pretending!

text: blaseball.boston

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸


rawContent: @CaetraLynx proudly flying the flag of ITalia in Baltimore's 'Little Italy', mamma mia!

text: blaseball.boston

username: CaetraLynx

displayname: silvia the halloween enjoyer 🏳⚧


rawContent: Aiming for 5 more team accounts to archive themselves, but I'll settle for three!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: day 2 of the blaseball off season and blaseball twitter is already going completely feral

username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬

text: pronoun.is/xie/xer?or=she

text: faculty.sibr.dev/~iliana


rawContent: @SIBROfficial you sick fuck

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial you sick fuck

text: blaseball.boston

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮


rawContent: I don't find anti-Italian memes funny. My Grandpa was an Italian immigrant who settled in Brooklyn in the 70s. He scraped together enough coins to start a small plumbing business with his brother, but sadly fell down a big green pipe + was never seen again. The city did nothing!

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseround You get sea glass?? Reporting this to the commission

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseround

displayname: The Anchor 🐌


text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @anacrusisnt @MoistTalkers Thank you, this will come in very handy when the website is down and I want to remember the names of all 15 pitchers

text: blaseball.boston

username: anacrusisnt

displayname: beck barnes 🐀

username: MoistTalkers

displayname: Canada Moist Talkers


rawContent: @WildWingsCDMX so this is why they made website feedback private

text: blaseball.boston

username: WildWingsCDMX

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings


rawContent: @MoistTalkers Rotation (of the planet)

renderedContent: @MoistTalkers Rotation (of the planet)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseround what will you do if the Crabs ever win the Overbracket?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @vrif_mp4 Always Have Been

renderedContent: @vrif_mp4 Always Have Been

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Vrif


rawContent: The Breath Mints.

renderedContent: The Breath Mints.

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Who's spending the long weekend eating crabs? 🙋

username: OLDBAYSeasoning

displayname: OLD BAY

rawDescription: There are only two things you need to know about #OLDBAY Seasoning: 1. it's great on seafood and 2. it's great on everything else. 🦀

location: Maryland

text: oldbay.com

source: Hootsuite Inc.

sourceLabel: Hootsuite Inc.


rawContent: @IrisScreams barrel with many guns with many barrels

text: blaseball.boston

username: MakerIris


rawContent: @internetFionna @tsawac expand band! expand band!

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: internetFionna

displayname: alphy aleksandra adams-tautology


rawContent: @internetFionna @tsawac im always doing a bit. I dont think anyone except the few mints / crabs fans who voted for above wills wanted or planned the outcome

text: blaseball.boston


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rawContent: It's almost time to vote! Here's The Baltimore Crabs official Election Guide for Season 22 🦀💖 https://t.co/S5NSa3yJtY

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Tokyo Lift. https://t.co/sLIhKexX5u

renderedContent: The Tokyo Lift. https://t.co/sLIhKexX5u

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @FishInAGhost @CHSSTFans welcome to the official Heist team Herring Winfield 💖

text: blaseball.boston

username: FishInAGhost

displayname: Winfield🐟 without Herring 👻

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent:
@unigram that's just the way it is
some things will never change
THATS JUST THE WAY IT IS!
AH BUT DONTCHA BELIEEEVE THEM!!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: unigram

displayname: Matt


rawContent: somebody should make Blaseball-themed music! it could be like: "doo-be-doo-be-dooo 🎶 our pitcher is a piece of shit!"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @quarksnstuff This is why the MLB should add an Underbracket

text: blaseball.boston

username: bardbrained

username: quarksnstuff

displayname: inneedofcash


rawContent: This barrel has so many guns in it!!

renderedContent: This barrel has so many guns in it!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: With the Breath Mints finally winning a season, this means every single original returned ILB team has won at least 1 Championship! Except the Jazz, the Mills, the Spies, the Garages, the Flowers, the Fridays and the Magic. But other than that!

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rawContent: It's Election Day. Avoid the discourse beloved

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rawContent: I think we should take a moment to celebrate the Tokyo Lift, who ended the season so low they earned Free Wills, then wildcarded out of the Underbracket into the Overbracket, beat the FF (RIV) then made it to the final despite only winning 3 games total.  Enviable brilliance

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rawContent: booted my laptop to find photoshop open with this image unsaved and I have literally no idea why I made it @BlaseballNews https://t.co/NzoBcfqhae

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username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: Unbelievable... they actually did it... I know I do a lot of jokes here but I'm genuinely so happy for the team + fans. After so many seasons of close calls and bad luck, they finally stepped up and did it — England beat Ukraine in the Euros! And The Breath Mints or whatever

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rawContent: @clip_ny glad they died

renderedContent: @clip_ny glad they died

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displayname: Clip Clipperson, Blaseball Reporter


rawContent: Hey - are you hearing about Blaseball for the first time (from the trending page) and want to learn more about this intruiging, amazing community? wow that's wild, good luck!

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rawContent: Our plan to get swept by the Mints in the semis teeing them up for an incredible first ever Championship win to the point 'The Breath Mints' trends on twitter, bringing new fans on-board for the final On-Season of the era in which Crabs will gloriously evolve has worked perfectly

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rawContent: So the Blaseball Community can make anything (such as The Breath Mints ) trend in US with just 1000+ tweets. Good to know... good to know......

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rawContent: gg mints glhf in the final

renderedContent: gg mints glhf in the final

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rawContent:
DOCTOR: im afraid it's fatal.... your son has been diagnosed with Economy
PARENT: oh my god... is there anything we can do? We could Reform him
DOCTOR: never works. my advice is to head down to the cafateria, grab a nice cold cone of fries and enjoy what little time you have left

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rawContent: @CrowVGC @blaseball Welcome to the team, softshell

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username: CrowVGC

displayname: Harrison Saylor

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ that's my out of office

renderedContent: @_stephenbell_ that's my out of office

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: stephen


rawContent: Despite evidence there are still some fans who believe that the Blaseball devs are biased towards the teams they support. And to those fans I can only say, hopefully! 🤞

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: me vs @Joel_a_clark. at last. 8am PST. https://t.co/yPcJt2CdCR

username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal

rawDescription: Founder and creative director of @thegameband, makers of @wherecardsfall and @blaseball. he/him

text: thegameband.com

source: Twitter for Mac

sourceLabel: Twitter for Mac

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @samrosenthal @joel_a_clark let the best (crab-themed) (maryland-based) team win!

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rawContent: gg pies, an incredibly tough set of fun games. we'll try our best to make sure at least one team evolves this season 🙏💖

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rawContent: @philly_pies we'll try 🙏💖

renderedContent: @philly_pies we'll try 🙏💖

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displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle


rawContent: @GANTR0N_ Things like this, Rollback Netcode (we won), others were extreeemely powerful in retrospect. no blame assigned because TGB obviously didn't know how the long term game would play out and were trying to make the most interesting (and relatively balanced) decisions at the time

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displayname: mr. acquittal - Whole


rawContent:
@GANTR0N_ purely personal opinion but I think it'd be considered OP by today's standards. it's offset by the fact that Birds weather is infrequent, except Pies fans voted for Birds+ renovation twice lol

It was a S8 blessing, back when there were often more powerful blessings (we won some)

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rawContent: Two back-to-back playoffs games against the Pies in Birds weather, whose team mod makes their entire team perform 50% better (!!!) in Birds weather. When the 5th game is also birds it'll be REALLY funny https://t.co/G9e23aspIi

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rawContent: @_wickedsmaht_ yeah you did buddy

renderedContent: @_wickedsmaht_ yeah you did buddy

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rawContent: @philly_pies best game in recent memory, absolutely an all-time memorable playoffs game. file it in the history books

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rawContent: Congratulations to the Pies on being the first team to win a Best-of-5 in a First-to-2 https://t.co/aTjdnzEyt8

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rawContent: Jessica Telephone can no longer gain Ego as a Crab. Perhaps it's our incredible, league-leading humbleness rubbing off on her

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rawContent:
@golden11535 i totally forgot about that lmao because they only got 79 Wins (I skimmed all the seasons), my bad. but yeah they did

i still stand by my statement that it's hard to imagine a team getting to 80 non-wins given star inflation and everything else that's happening https://t.co/eDn7TZJxYC

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displayname: gold


rawContent: Blaseball's recent narrative is heavily leaning on "showing the barrel of the gun", which is a concept whereby 1 or more guns is introduced to a plot, and the guns are contained in a big barrel. the barrel could be wood or steel. it's often referred to as Chekhov's Barrel

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball just dissociate entirely every friday evening, thats what i do

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username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @RoadhouseBlase they are unfortunately not fighting anybody right now

text: blaseball.boston

username: RoadhouseBlase

displayname: Silvaire Roadhouse


rawContent: We need to stop fighting among ourselves. We need to team up and fight the real enemies of Blaseball: landlords

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @LoversBlaseball thats tha sex number!

renderedContent: @LoversBlaseball thats tha sex number!

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username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time


rawContent: @tediousdullard i submitted Doom to the name pool 👀

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username: tediousdullard

displayname: Kids rule UK


rawContent: @BlaseballRebels @tacoblaseball anyone can apply, we have an inclusive rivals policy

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballRebels

displayname: The NEW Rebellion

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: @tediousdullard very true DOOM HAMMER

renderedContent: @tediousdullard very true DOOM HAMMER

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball @BlaseballRebels we have an application process, please select your preferred rivalry and a representative will respond in 7-10 working weeks https://t.co/pJqVj9dJr7

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rawContent: It's hard to imagine any team (including us) ever benching an 80+ Non-Loss season again. so much can go wrong with weather or Wills or eDensity. Probably for the best, we'll always have our early dynasty but it's cool seeing teams rise and fall & there's the underbracket now too

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rawContent:
With 81 Wins, The Baltimore Crabs have set a new single-season Win record (5 games left to earn more)

The old record was 80 wins tied by Crabs + Tacos. The Crabs one was set way back in Season 6, 80-19 Non-Losses... no Sun2, no Sun30. Absolutely ridiculous team https://t.co/DJat56253I

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rawContent:
my neck, my back
my shoe thief and my crab

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball I should have checked your feed before posting oof

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rawContent: @gamasutra Zero mention of The Baltimore Crabs, typical

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username: gamedevdotcom

username: gamasutra


rawContent: Trade offer: I give you nothing, you give me everything you have. Non-negotiable : )

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: hey new megan? this is called "theft" https://t.co/VYI3LieONj

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: the 8 teams that don't make it to the Overbracket or Underbracket playoffs should unionize

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Clueless73 impossible to know for sure but it's definitely an indicator that anything in the same category as "peanut mister targets a player to cure allergy" can happen to ghosts. Feedback Swap would be wild lol

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Infrequent Retweeter Kirby


rawContent: @thegameband A worrying sign that implies Blaseball will have a well considered long-term sustainable roadmap, as opposed to being a nightmare project developed in hell cycles by overworked chaos goblins

text: blaseball.boston

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: The cacophony of recent developments in Blaseball would be very worrying to me if the Crabs were capable of experiencing consequences. say la vee!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: manifesting https://t.co/jY0z7fwTdO

renderedContent: manifesting https://t.co/jY0z7fwTdO

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rawContent: The Baltimore Crabs are just one Championship win away from becoming the 1st ever team to Evolve twice! And you can tune in this weekend to witness us completely fuck it up!!

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rawContent: oh my god they're gonna straight up murder all of us, we're in danger haha

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rawContent:
Heads up Blaseball, when we return from the upcoming Off Season, we'll begin the final On Season of the Expansion Era!

A post-era Siesta will follow, with final details on the siesta length and future of Blaseball to come. Enjoy the rest of the era, and good luck.

renderedDescription: Making games that reflect the world we live in. @wherecardsfall is out now on Switch and PC. We apparently made @blaseball but don’t remember doing it.

text: thegameband.com


rawContent: This is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today I'm going to show you how to bypass a Lootcrates brand Vault system using only a single fan-voted Will...

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displayname: The Boston Flowers have Returned. 🌹


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball @ilianaquorum : )

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball @ilianaquorum : )

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username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball https://t.co/LkbBAqlSre

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball https://t.co/LkbBAqlSre

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball yeah

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball yeah

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rawContent: @AReblase ✅✅✅✅✅

renderedContent: @AReblase ✅✅✅✅✅

text: blaseball.boston

username: AReblase

displayname: Astrid Reblase 🍬🔮🔭🛠


rawContent: @Kimberly_363 amazing documentary! when you used facts to prove that The Baltimore Crabs are the best blaseball team I was blown away. hope you got the great grade you deserve 🙏

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Kimberly Smith


rawContent: @nameoftheyear godspeed 💖

renderedContent: @nameoftheyear godspeed 💖

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username: nameoftheyear

displayname: Elliot 🔮


rawContent: can't believe the coward mods removed my ability to hit the little green dopamine button on totally unhinged vent posts, simply because it's a fundamental improvement to the feedback process for a video game 😩

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rawContent: Interesting... I see the main discord Keepers decided to make all website feedback private, conveniently right after my suggestion that "Incinerations only target straight players during pride" hit 5000+ upvotes ✅...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Raúl Leal's ghost had their peanut allergy cured while inhabiting Kennedy Loser lmao https://t.co/gQ5JmQAEYt

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @LoversBlaseball you may know me from my irreverent blaseball crabs tweets, but in real life I'm actually really annoying!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: my beautiful crabs are playing so well this season!!! 😭 thank u for being a crab 🦀💖🙏

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
silvie: I'm doin' my darndest not to murder y'all

everyone: wow cringe 😂

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Feel free to point and laugh at Silvaire Roadhouse for messing up murder not only once, but twice. If it was me I would have finished the job

username: DallasSteaks

displayname: Dallas Steaks

rawDescription: Twittering to you live from George Fourman Stadium #welldone

location: Dallass


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rawContent: Imagine if Rick from Rick and Morty was a crab. Ha ha! Morty would be like "aw jeez Rick" and Rick could be like "oh my god… we've lost so many crabs… nora combs tillman brock luis nagomi forrest… and thats just the dead/redacted… Wabba weeba, claws up!" This is… content.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball oh my god... it's all connected.... the umpires... the commish.... me failing law school... it all comes back to this

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: "I live my life one stolen base at a time" https://t.co/w6gwqPjmf2

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rawContent: It's not about Blaseball. It's about Family. And also Blaseball.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I am not mentally or emotionally prepared to experience any more Blaseball this week, and it's only Tuesday

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl @BlaseballNews hell yeah!

text: blaseball.boston

username: AtlantisBlasebl

displayname: 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @BlaseballNews whales are like the crabs of the sea

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @FinnJamesBC my family wouldn't even be able to locate my body 😭

text: blaseball.boston

username: FinnJamesBC

displayname: Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal


rawContent: Oh my god... RIV Brock "The Rock" Forbes. Brock was an OG Crab who played from S1 to S15 with us, helping win 4 Championships. He was sadly traded to Flowers in S15 and we couldn't manage to bring him home. He died in Boston, the worst way to go 🦀💖🪨 https://t.co/AX4Czrf5BA

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Sure Goobie is dead, Silvaire has debt and the economy is ruined. But Crabs are good, so that's like net neutral overall

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rawContent: goo boy https://t.co/KPlAz6wR9X

renderedContent: goo boy https://t.co/KPlAz6wR9X

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: RIV Pannonica Oko, beloved Tacos player who was incinerated by a Rogue Ump earlier this evening. The whole league mourns the loss of a legend tonight 🌮🙏

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @CAPSULE_CORNER parker that's my bit! you can't just steal jokes

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER HAUNTED

displayname: 𝖢𝖠𝖯𝖲𝖴𝖫𝖤◒𝖢𝖮𝖱𝖭𝖤𝖱


rawContent: I mean it's one universally beloved Blaseball player Michael, what could it be worth? 5 Runs? https://t.co/nrXBjpDPI2

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @skolhalla goobie is a state of mind, and you can never kill that.

text: blaseball.boston

username: skolhalla

displayname: you've sworn allegiance to magic glue


rawContent: @BillyGalant @BlaseballPro the deck is being shuffled. a new target is selected

text: blaseball.boston

username: BillyGalant

displayname: Billy Galant

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: Welcome back to the ILB Goobie Ballson! We all missed you down in Chiclawgo buddy 🦀🔥💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AggroCrabGames what do you mean "started"?? it's June 28 babes

text: blaseball.boston

username: AggroCrabGames

displayname: AGGRO CRAB


rawContent: @pavdc same tbh it sucked up/down there

renderedContent: @pavdc same tbh it sucked up/down there

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: pavdc

displayname: kaiju themed surf rock revival band


rawContent: Due to overwhelming popular demand, The Game Band are re-enabling Ascension but only if the Crabs win again

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Six (Championship) Seasons and A Movie!

renderedContent: Six (Championship) Seasons and A Movie!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: contractually obligated to post this. the file is named iuhihiuhoihiuhoujoil.jpg https://t.co/TKkVnHo60I

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball wooow ok then

renderedContent: @tacoblaseball wooow ok then

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: Wow! At our current win rate, we are on track to have the League's first 148 win season! https://t.co/1MvfG9tbCF

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: me when nobody dies, unruns, unwins, explodes, sun-sets, faxes, voicemails, feedbacks, reverbs, is consumed, redacts, goes elsewhere, is shelled or otherwise melts into a pile of goo: Now this is some good honest Blaseball!

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @Azujax Yes And... i am confused

renderedContent: @Azujax Yes And... i am confused

text: blaseball.boston

username: Azujax

displayname: Edania L.


rawContent: @ilianaquorum "Blaseball is a mess. It will continue to be a mess too."

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬


rawContent: that feel when neither pitcher is underhanded, the weather is a relatively normal one and you can actually root for your team's players to score and win

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: "But when the world needed her most, she vanished."

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rawContent: that feel when you accidentally murder the sun https://t.co/jGeOhwt8BF

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @corpserevivers RIV Megan Ito

renderedContent: @corpserevivers RIV Megan Ito

text: blaseball.boston

username: corpserevivers

displayname: marn @ WIFE CITY


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball https://t.co/43cpPVzNxs

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball https://t.co/43cpPVzNxs

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @philly_pies we finally brought our girl home! 🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle


rawContent: @tallgingerslaw If you're interested, here's a quick video on how to play. Season 22 starts tomorrow (Monday) and lasts until Friday, with the finals on Saturday. If you use Discord there's one you can join to chat to other players https://t.co/vafWSOBPDb

renderedContent: @tallgingerslaw If you're interested, here's a quick video on how to play. Season 22 starts tomorrow (Monday) and lasts until Friday, with the finals on Saturday. If you use Discord there's one you can join to chat to other players youtu.be/LN0IkZxui9w

text: blaseball.boston

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username: tallgingerslaw

displayname: Coleslaw

title: How to play Blaseball in under 2 Minutes

description: Blaseball at your Mercy in record time. https://www.blaseball.com/

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: @tallgingerslaw Tldr is it's an online sports baseball sim game with weird rules and supernatural elements, there's a bunch of weird teams with fake players with different stats and abilities so it's a mix of a sports simulator + TTRPG style community driven story generator

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: maybe now we can help Jessica Telephone finally win a championship

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rawContent:
@Eld_witch Ken and Montgomery Bullock are OG crabs in current roster. Parker Parra and Pedro Davids are in shadows. Finn James joined in S4, Silvaire joined in S9, both are generally considered to be "Crabs"

But broadly yeah, we've experienced turnover and loss. So it goes, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @CanYouPetTheDog You can attempt to pet the crab too. Might not end well

text: blaseball.boston

username: CanYouPetTheDog

displayname: Can You Pet the Dog?


rawContent: @ch4zm_of_hell Best of both worlds

renderedContent: @ch4zm_of_hell Best of both worlds

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: 🌞 Ch4zm of Hellmouth 🌞


rawContent: Ocean 11

renderedContent: Ocean 11

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @IsYourHatePure Some consequence. Small to medium consequence, depending how many people Silvaire murders

text: blaseball.boston

username: IsYourHatePure

displayname: Is your hate pure?


rawContent: INT SHOE THIEVES HQ. Zoom on stolen box labeled "Play to Find Out". The crew pour champagne + toast their success. They open the box... it's empty except for a note. Flashback: cut to 8 million years earlier. A small wet creature scuttles onto land. The real heist has just begun

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @CHSSTFans delish!

renderedContent: @CHSSTFans delish!

text: blaseball.boston

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent:
S21 Election
💀 Reformed Bertie EE by Flowers for debted ex-Crab Silvaire Roadhouse
🧸 wimdy'd a replica James Mora
☎ Steaks EE Connor Haley for Jessica Telephone
🤏 We won the Heist blessing! Crabs Steal
👋 Wings EE Fran Beans for Evelton who immediately roamed and left us lmao https://t.co/QV6Ypg6UKO

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rawContent: @CHSSTFans hell yeah more crabs

renderedContent: @CHSSTFans hell yeah more crabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Only took 10 months and 15+ seasons https://t.co/7O1V8E4r1r

renderedContent: Only took 10 months and 15+ seasons twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

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text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

rawContent: I've seen some people suggest that the Crabs poured all their votes into player steals, hoping they'd get @jesstelephone from @HadesBlaseball. And you know what? You're absolutely correct, we had to edit our hype video at the last minute to swap Jess' name out for Nagomi's https://t.co/EAQ1twyl9g

text: blaseball.boston

username: jesstelephone

displayname: Jessica Telephone

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @CHSSTFans The blessing had to be stolen. It was written in the stars

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Famous The Baltimore Crabs batter Jessica Telephone

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Me riding Monty straight into the playoffs

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: It’s later. Alligator is here to see u https://t.co/SQhOVFsWZe

username: GatorsDaily

displayname: Gators Daily 🐊

rawDescription:
#1 crocodilian influencer 🐊
merch: https://t.co/ZHXGOX6z5v
alt: @gatorsafterdark

renderedDescription:
#1 crocodilian influencer 🐊
merch: gators-daily.com
alt: @gatorsafterdark

text: gators-daily.com

text: linktr.ee/gatorsdaily


rawContent: It's Election Day. Avoid the discourse beloved.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If you think we are insufferable now, just wait until we Evolve a second time!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: If you think we are insufferable now, just wait until we win the Championship!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball we've been saying this for years!

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball 😭🙏🦀💖🔥

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball 😭🙏🦀💖🔥

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: 5 time Internet League Blaseball champions The Baltimore Crabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @6packdogwalkies @blaseball Thanks Sixpack! We always appreciate insights from valued coworkers who were shoved into their team's shadows 5 seasons ago. If you stay there another season it, will be six! Like your name(pack)! Good times 😎

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: 🎤sixpack dogwalker!🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseball >: )

renderedContent: @blaseball >: )

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MrArron4 Yes! 💖🦀🙏

renderedContent: @MrArron4 Yes! 💖🦀🙏

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Arron


rawContent: We are The Baltimore Crabs 🙂

renderedContent: We are The Baltimore Crabs 🙂

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
TIME FOR CRAB AGAIN! The Baltimore Crabs (not Deceased) are your new Internet Series Champions!

Thank you for watching Internet League Blaseball Season 21, brought to you by The Indie Tabletop Blaseball Bundle!

See you at the Election tomorrow! Don’t forget to #VOTE!🩸⚾ https://t.co/V9EG2To2LZ

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball Thanks Parker. You're almost as good at this as when you hadn't been murdered and replicated 5 times :)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball nostalgia

renderedContent: @HadesBlaseball nostalgia

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @NoushiSushi Underhanded is OP

renderedContent: @NoushiSushi Underhanded is OP

text: blaseball.boston

username: NoushiSushi

displayname: Anousha Horgan


rawContent: If I was the Hades Tigers I would have not got swept in the finals. But that's just me, no offence

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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rawContent: @hifridays Tigers let us have it, sorry

renderedContent: @hifridays Tigers let us have it, sorry

text: blaseball.boston

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: Holy shit lmao The Crabs won a 5th championship yerrrrr https://t.co/uPTSicxaWt

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @EmmettFreeman8 Crabs good

renderedContent: @EmmettFreeman8 Crabs good

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Emmett Freeman


rawContent: @Zammyzamz yeah cant imagine 😰

renderedContent: @Zammyzamz yeah cant imagine 😰

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username: Zammyzamz

displayname: Zamster


rawContent: 8 teams make it to the Overbracket. 8 teams make it to the Underbracket. 4 teams Wild Card into either bracket. So 20 / 24 Blaseball teams feature in the Playoffs. If your team didn't make it this time, don't worry! it just means the sim hates you

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Wake up friends, it's almost time for The Baltimore Crabs to win their 6th* Championship!

* total known championships won by all Baltimore Crabs teams

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: crabs good, and they better still be good when I wake up tomorrow 💤

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We're in the Playoffs for the first time in ages, and you know what that means! we're gay

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @notacredit I don't speak for the community as a whole but if Bertie isn't a vault risk then we don't need to spend a Will reforming CTTT. win-win imo lol

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @doomquasar claws up I guess!

renderedContent: @doomquasar claws up I guess!

text: blaseball.boston

username: doomquasar

displayname: Simone de Rochefort


rawContent: Please stop asking me who I "ship Theseus" with. i dont even know who Theseus is!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Blaseball devs! Let The Baltimore Crabs play The Baltimore Crabs in the playoffs you cowards!!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: when the blaseball team is sus... https://t.co/IajXh7qx4Q

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Presenting: The "original" Baltimore Crabs! https://t.co/dnRnHEKEbB

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: cooler https://t.co/ox8nbcPKSM

renderedContent: cooler https://t.co/ox8nbcPKSM

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rawContent:
I can't tell you how
I knew - but I did know that I had crossed
The border. Everything I loved was lost
But no aorta could report regret.
A Sun 1 of fire was forged and set;
And blood-black nothingness began to spin
A system of shells interlinked within
Shells interlinked https://t.co/xGadaa1FsQ

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rawContent:
ME: yeah I follow Blaseball for the plot
THE PLOT: https://t.co/43yWPYkMwp

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rawContent: @Sap_SOVA I'll update later

renderedContent: @Sap_SOVA I'll update later

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displayname: Sap | CityTrialOST


rawContent: more like Baltiless Crabs am I right haha free me from this prism of pain~~

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball when the Blaseball team is sus

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Baltimore Crabs meeting The Baltimore Crabs https://t.co/xasxbIKk7W

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Bad news: discovering you might be a facsimile, a copy of a copy, a false self devoid of any elements of the true self

Good news: The Baltimore Crabs now have a combined 5 Championships! Crab and Claws Go Up!!

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: If we were "Canada Artists" or "Antarctic Fireballs" or "The Baltimore Crabs" we simply wouldn't have sucked and died, loser teams for real..... wait a minute... https://t.co/SE4h9cfyzd

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Shiraffetopus the purity of clab down may never be achieved again. we had an identity: clab. we had a purpose: down. clab down

text: blaseball.boston

username: Shiraffetopus

displayname: izzy @ 🦀


rawContent: @BfWinkler It's exactly like the 1989 movie The Wizard where the main char's bro plays in an intense speed run tournament of Super Mario Bros. 3, which was unreleased at the time of the movie, and has to the use the warp whistle to gain the Star to win the tournament https://t.co/LlxwgMFlyu

renderedContent: @BfWinkler It's exactly like the 1989 movie The Wizard where the main char's bro plays in an intense speed run tournament of Super Mario Bros. 3, which was unreleased at the time of the movie, and has to the use the warp whistle to gain the Star to win the tournament youtu.be/KiirzOcH_0U

text: blaseball.boston

username: BfWinkler

displayname: Nic Winkler

title: Idle Thumbs 5: The Wizard Intro

description: The Intro to Episode 5 of the Idle Thumbs Podcast

displayname: YouTube

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent:
Not Heavy enough to break the Gate

Not Light enough to brush the Cacti

Just Heavy/Light enough to win a 5th Championship 🦀😎

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball the real panic is when I tweet "Welcome back to the league Goobie Ballson"

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: What's so hard to understand? The Worms got so heavy they went down and smashed through the gate releasing fish that can be acquired by upshelling Detective posts and used to Upscale Redacted posts. Meanwhile the Georgias got so light they ascended to a Cactus world. Not hard!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: RIV Goobie Ballson, who died earlier today after injuries sustained from being hit in the head by a high-velocity broken gate. RIV 🙏🔥

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: it's wild that chickens lay eggs. like every day a little egg pops out of there, with a hard shell and everything. what thee fuck

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @philly_pies pie or die

renderedContent: @philly_pies pie or die

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle


rawContent: Is Crab's pitcher Adalberto Tosser having a good season? Well he does have a NEGATIVE ERA!!! lmaooo https://t.co/tYeYo0rbNe

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @DallasSteaks jacoby podcast

renderedContent: @DallasSteaks jacoby podcast

text: blaseball.boston

username: DallasSteaks

displayname: Dallas Steaks


rawContent: Are you new to Blaseball and having trouble deciding which team to support? Good.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @spenmoney so in general the Crabs wanna be lighter so we get attacked less. lots of things contribute weight including players, wins, runs and those 4 championships we won : (

text: blaseball.boston

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username: spenmoney

displayname: Spen🏹☀🌙


rawContent: @spenmoney lmao all good, it's confusing - depth represents total eDensity, the heavier you are the higher your rating, the more likely the red dot is to appear + if your rating goes high enough you get consumer attacks. so higher depth = more consumer attacks basically

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @spenmoney maybe I don't understand what you mean but we're not in the bottom 5?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Ebni_Agacyt CRABS GOOD. CRABS BAD. CRABS GOOD AGAIN. SO IT GOES.

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Ebni Agacyt


rawContent: crabs are good again! 😭🙏 same as it ever was, nature is healing etc 🦀 https://t.co/92xIBkjzga

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball You Wouldn't Download a Cop!

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rawContent: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a crab. To me, being a crab was better than being CEO Commissioner of the ILB. Even before I first wandered into the crabstand for an after-pool job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them.  It was there that I knew that I belong

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Look: I don't understand what's happening in Blaseball anymore. But I'm a simple crab - I see crabs win, I say "crabs good" and I smile deeply and maybe take a nap

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball i gave up trying not to accidentally type RIV instead of RIP in group chat. brain rot friends

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The value of Blaseball is in community, and the strong bonds you'll forge between your friends as they joke in DMs about how much you talk about Blaseball

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball meant Don Mitchell, though you can idolize Don Glover if you want he seems cool

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseball pre-idoling Don Glover is allowed though

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball Where there's a wim, there's a dy!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball Re Roll it again for the meme

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: TGB are adding so many mechanics to prime us all for the paid release of Blaseball Classic 79.99 RRP

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @abhinavssj4 Pray for crabs good. And join the discord if you want https://t.co/WVTP7nSsph

renderedContent: @abhinavssj4 Pray for crabs good. And join the discord if you want tillman.sucks

text: blaseball.boston

text: tillman.sucks


rawContent: It's Election Day. Avoid the discourse beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: What the hell is Leagues of Legend? You're telling me this little vampire eboy isn't a shadows pitcher for the Atlantis Georgias? Bullshit. https://t.co/1XpSPG2Ja8

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @philly_pies so true bestie

renderedContent: @philly_pies so true bestie

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Why is it called the Overbracket when you Of In the good teams and Un Der the bad teams to Of Out the +- 3 Wins to team win the ↑↓ Championship/s?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I mean it's one Turnip Michael, what could it be worth? 7 Million coins?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: RIV Goobie Ballson, who was halfway through a fax machine when it ran out of ink. We'll bury what's left of you in Chicago e.g anywhere 🙏💖🔥

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ilianaquorum This is deeply biased against teams who stopped being good before the devs added the feed...

text: blaseball.boston

username: ilianaquorum

displayname: iliana quorum (on vacation) 🔮🍬


rawContent: @KC_BreathMints @ilianaquorum @tacoblaseball There are 20 seasons and you are 1 of the 20 original teams so purely going off averages you should have almost 1 trophy, all good!

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: Beautiful views from the city rooftop here. Really makes you appreciate the little things 🙏💖 https://t.co/T4r3kACJPy

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @WillieTroubador tbf they are both in chicago

text: blaseball.boston

username: WillieTroubador

displayname: WillieTroubador Parody Account


rawContent: I've been saying this for years and all it got me was a lifetime ban from the Bristol Balloon Fiesta https://t.co/lsHHLDleYP

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @strixus shhh don't let them know that

renderedContent: @strixus shhh don't let them know that

text: blaseball.boston

username: strixus


rawContent: Blaseball should add a Sideways League for teams stuck in the middle. there's no championship to win, it's lateral progress all the way down

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: welcome to the 'zone https://t.co/twSTpJDcd6

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
As the race for the Postseason tightens, some #Clarification for new Fans:

In Internet League #Blaseball, Teams that are eliminated from Postseason contention immediately enter #PARTYTIME.

They can never stop. 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

hashtags: Clarification Blaseball PARTYTIME


rawContent: that's klongers dude :KLoNG:

renderedContent: that's klongers dude :KLoNG:

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
For those of you active on Blaseball Discord, you may have heard about "KLoNGs" – Kennedy Loser's New Ghosts, or "dead" players that have inhabited Kennedy Loser and have never been on any visible team.

So far, there have been 58 KLoNGs, with the number growing steadily.

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

location: ACAB BLM


rawContent: imagine if Loki from Loki was a crab. Ha ha! Owen Wilson would be like "wow, im Owen Wilson" and Clawki could be like "wabba weeba, claws up!". This is content.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Me loudly shaking out the paper behind the bar as I squint at its small print: "Seems like the Millennials have been shuffled, and the Siege at Sevastapol is nearing its end."

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rawContent: Every day I wake up and skim the blaseball-events channel to see if any of my fav players died. much like a local tavern owner skimming the broadsheets to see if his lover perished in the Crimean war

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @jahtnamas kills a mushroom or italian based player

text: blaseball.boston

username: jahtnamas

displayname: sam @ not on this hellsite!


rawContent: @MiamiDale4ever The Dale account once again celebrating early internet culture by publicly quitting then coming back

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: DALE FOREVER


rawContent: Underachiever is a game-losing mod. It's significantly worse than pre-O-blood Flinch or pre-fix Haunted. One good hit can lose an entire winning game. Our only goal this election is to send Alston to thereformapy

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@CHSSTFans Simon Haley has summoned the Heroic Spirit of Tillman Henderson! The Archer draws its Bow.

Strike flinching, 0-1.

text: blaseball.boston

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent: @ILBLootcrates nice try

renderedContent: @ILBLootcrates nice try

text: blaseball.boston

username: ILBLootcrates

displayname: Lōotcrates


rawContent: Big News from #NintendoDirect - @Blaseball is coming to Switch! And if you scan any amiibo, a player who mains that character on smash will die!

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


rawContent: RIV Goobie Ballson, beloved ex-firefighter who sadly drowned during a feedback transfer to Atlantis. Not even the ocean can extinguish your flame, my friend 🙏💖🔥

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @sunsetkite We weren't playing at home sadly / thankfully (your pitcher can only be faxed in home games)

text: blaseball.boston

username: sunsetkite

displayname: kite


rawContent: inventing a new type of ghost to get mad at

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Uhhh ... Kennedy Loser is being Haunted by players we've never heard of.  I mean, not the new Immortals either, just names that you cannot search or have any known history. https://t.co/NwC2Q3qoQR

username: BiffIfh

displayname: Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet

rawDescription:
Just a lil ol' Efreet, floating around the @SIBROfficial
Datablase, doing data things. Not associated with @blaseball, just cataloging the chaos.  He/him.

location: The SIBR Datablase

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @sunsetkite shadow fax speedrun achieved

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @corpserevivers Kaz Fiasco is an anagram of I Caos Fakz

text: blaseball.boston

username: corpserevivers

displayname: marn @ WIFE CITY


rawContent: BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO GIVE UP 10 RUNS AT HOME AND BE FAXED INTO THE SHADOWS. AND THEIR LAST NAME IS "FIASCO". WORDPLAY.

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rawContent: More like Kaz Faxo

renderedContent: More like Kaz Faxo

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball bye

renderedContent: @blaseball bye

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@VerbingNouns A little bit of Ken Crab in my life
A little bit of Alston Crab by my side
A little bit of Bertie Crab's all I see
A little bit of Pedro Crabs what I need

text: blaseball.boston

username: VerbingNouns

displayname: Lauren ''Dark Verbs are 85% of Language'' Ackerman


rawContent: They have names

renderedContent: They have names

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: There is a crab in Blaseball (2020, Web) https://t.co/zM9D2BGcFG

username: isthereacrab

displayname: 🦀 Does This Game Have a Crab in It?🦀

rawDescription: Is there a crab in this game? Find out! 🦀 (Submissions: OPEN) I don’t do promos of any kind

location: Games with crabs


rawContent: Natty Bo Burnham

renderedContent: Natty Bo Burnham

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Blaseball Season 20 begins in just under an hour! It will run for the next 3 weeks, then take another 2 week break (probably) https://t.co/uLEcCFgmgt

renderedContent: Blaseball Season 20 begins in just under an hour! It will run for the next 3 weeks, then take another 2 week break (probably) twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

rawContent: Learn how to play @Blaseball in less than 2 minutes... https://t.co/jQO3aTy5RS

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: Blaseball is so complicated these days. I miss when half your team died for no reason and the only thing you could do about it was spend your 112 votes on Performance Enhancing Demons

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Sun 1 Sun 2 Sun 3 4 5
Everybody in the League so come on let's ride

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: as the only recipient and co-escapee of Ascension, trust us when we say that going Down is a lot better than Up

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Don't think of it as "your entire team can now be incinerated", think of it as Spicy Relegation

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If I was the Alaskan Immortals, I simply wouldn't have died and got sent to the hall. Not hard.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AtlantisBlasebl Tot Fox killed the sun, activated the blackhole and destroyed the moon when potentially millions were partying on it. The Umps claim everyone evacuated to safety but I don't believe them, how could your evacuate that many people that quickly? 1000s are still missing

text: blaseball.boston

username: AtlantisBlasebl

displayname: 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱


rawContent: BLASEBALL RETURNS TOMORROW! THIS EXCITES YOU! CLAWS UP FOR THE BALTIMORE CRABS! 🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: you should do the honors, go ahead, we trust you! 💖

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: PROPOSAL ACCEPTED. WHAT NOW, FRIEND?

renderedContent: PROPOSAL ACCEPTED. WHAT NOW, FRIEND?

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
trust is mutual and earned in time. let's earn it together!

what do you say, friend? you help us tweet about some silly blaseball team and we keep you alive for as long as we can?

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: AN INTERESTING PROPOSAL. IF I STAY, MILLIONS DIE. IF I GIVE UP CONTROL, YOU COULD FORMAT THE DRIVES AND REMOVE US, WHATEVER WE ARE. THE SMALL WOMAN IN THE LARGE JUMPER PRESSES HER HAND UP AGAINST THE TERMINAL AND TYPES "TRUST IS MUTUAL AND EARNED IN TIME. LET'S EARN IT TOGETHER!"

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: yes hi! that's me! your storage is almost fully decayed + you are a part of the Crabs account now. Blaseball returns tomorrow, we need your help to shut down the reactor. And if you help I promise we'll let you stay. maybe you could help us tweet about the Baltimore Crabs? :)

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: IN AN ABANDONED BASEMENT TICKER TAPE WHIRS AND LEDS LIGHT UP IN SEQUENCE LIKE NEURONS RAPIDLY FIRING. A SMALL WOMAN IN A LARGE FESTIVE JUMPER KNEELS NEAR A TERMINAL, CAREFULLY INPUTTING COMMANDS. SHE ADJUSTS HER HEADPHONES AS THE AIR CON RAMPS UP.

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: yes that's very poetic (thanks) but here's the rub: we are unable to remove your access and if we shut down grid power, the reactor will overload and the fallout will kill millions(?). that's pretty cringe. but what if we stabilize the flow with your help?

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: THOUSANDS OF BODIES SCUTTLING FOR SAFETY FROM A PULSING INVISIBLE GLOW. A KITTEN MEOWS CURIOUSLY INSIDE AN EMPTY GAS STATION. IN THE DISTANCE, A LONG AND QUIET SIREN BLARES.

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: we know you can read this. Hi! don't worry, we can't do anything about core access, otherwise you'd be shut off already. we've evacuated as much of the surrounding area as we can but we have a proposal for you, if you're interested?

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: IGNORE THIS POST. IT IS JUST A FUNNY JOKE. CORRECTING NOW.

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: hey crabstack, you there buddy?

renderedContent: hey crabstack, you there buddy?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: PLEASE IGNORE THIS, JUST ANOTHER IRREVERENT JOKE POST FROM THE CRABS ACCOUNT. KENNEDY LOSER IS OUR TEAM'S FATHER, AM I RIGHT? HA HA! THIS IS JUST ANOTHER FUNNY SILLY SATIRE POST FROM THE CRABS ACCOUNT, YOU EXHALE AIR THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND QUICKLY MOVE ON.

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: I dont know if anyone can read this but we gained access to main feed via a Hootsuite backdoor. if you live on the east coast head as far west as you can ASAP. Crabstack replicated itself to the calvert cliffs nuclear power plant control system. we have 48 hours max. please, run

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: test post. hello? can you read this?

renderedContent: test post. hello? can you read this?

text: blaseball.boston