rawContent: The New Jersey Gabagools are ready to join the Internet Blaseball League

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rawContent: New in Android 11.0: 🤌 Pinched Fingers https://t.co/nSYHGVUTJn https://t.co/hg6qjwMzqb

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rawContent: @JaayEmmBee 🤔

renderedContent: @JaayEmmBee 🤔

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

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sourceLabel: Twitter Web App

username: JaayEmmBee

displayname: Jay


rawContent: season 1 + 2 crabs fans https://t.co/NWdCfyMMor

renderedDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

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rawContent: @ebloc only to Sunbeams and Magic, crabs are biologically allergic to both according to the wikipedia article I just edited

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username: ebloc

displayname: Adam


rawContent: our old division comrades the Beams just blasted us 5-2, ending our historic 21 game streak. GG alllll 🌞🦀 https://t.co/ho8DIs8SPB

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews @LoversBlaseball @HadesBlaseball mind.

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source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @blaseball how about 3 of the 7 star blagonball? 🥺🦀

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username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseball can we get something for this wild streak we're on? The 21 star blagonball? 🥺 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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rawContent: @blaseball : )

renderedContent: @blaseball : )

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rawContent:
TODO LIST
get good at blaseball ✅
shitpost on main ✅✅✅
win league ⬜
kill all the gods ⬜

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title: Help During Coronavirus: Where To Give Blood In Montgomery County

description: People can donate blood at a number of facilities across Montgomery County during the coronavirus pandemic.


rawContent: @blaseball The existence of eggs implies you could cook a Blaseball player omelette

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rawContent: Baltimore Crabs OnlyFans

renderedContent: Baltimore Crabs OnlyFans

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rawContent: @nymillenials streak buddies streak buddies! Wait... Maybe not that specific phrasing.....

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username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: @lilithofknives No choice but to 🦀👁

renderedContent: @lilithofknives No choice but to 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

username: irisobserving


rawContent: @skelzie_ @VerbFeld Mmmm. I've crunched the numbers, and it appears the numbers are truly crunched

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: skelzie

username: VerbFeld

displayname: Verbosity Feldspar, Hotshot Reporter


rawContent: as you can see friom the hard evidence, we are Market Leaders in both the Big! and High! categories.

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rawContent: Our Data Scientists have processed the datum and our data numbers are truly the highest ever! check out this incredible data graph here, unbelievable https://t.co/KYD9n2OoBD

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rawContent: I feel like as a society we just sort of moved past this...

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rawContent: Blaseball's rogue umpires frequently violate the Protocol on Incendiary Weapons when incinerating players. https://t.co/snGYPOfi5Q

username: ViolateGeneva

displayname: Can You Violate The Geneva Conventions?

rawDescription: A catalog of violatable and non-violatable Geneva Conventions in video games. Powered by @HardDriveMag.

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck


rawContent: @MC_Spacebat valid, though we could always throw the least enthusiastic fans onto the field. that's what we do at least

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displayname: Spacebat 🦇


rawContent: We are currently the #1 team in the ILB, as of Day 10. What say we just end S6 now and save a lot of time, effort and stadium custodial work? 🦀👁🧹 https://t.co/6u7QaouL2i

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rawContent: Makes sense the Garages are in 4/4, though I'd love to hear more 4/5 or other work https://t.co/aQUE6syzfe

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text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

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displayname: joel a clark


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rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs @blaseball can't wait for clawsup jones to shame the crabs in game five of the internet series

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

location: Kansas City, MO

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rawContent: @RangerRoland it differs from person to person, crab to crab. some don't exhibit any external effects at all, except when their eyes start glowing and they prefer to squat and walk sideways. keep us updated!! 🦀❤

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username: RangerRoland

displayname: Annie Roland


rawContent: Wish the 'High Filter' decree hadn't sorted us into the easy division. miss playing the evil yet lawful Tigers, Wings, Pies and Beams https://t.co/qXPQvjreWX

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rawContent: Crabs don't have blood, therefore how can we get "blood drained"?? this is an urgent bug that requires immediate hotfixing. at the very least rename it haemocyanindrain

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rawContent:
I regret nothing!!! 🦀👁

Subscribe to the @blaseball Patreon here > https://t.co/BMLbMQ4oau https://t.co/nnEzVM8aal

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I regret nothing!!! 🦀👁

Subscribe to the @blaseball Patreon here > patreon.com/blaseball https://t.co/nnEzVM8aal

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rawContent: @DonutShoes yes 🦀🚫🎂

renderedContent: @DonutShoes yes 🦀🚫🎂

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username: DonutShoes

displayname: DonutShoes🍩👟


rawContent: @blaseball is Clawsup a valid surname? asking for a friend

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rawContent: All Crab No Brakes

renderedContent: All Crab No Brakes

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rawContent: @NathHanSolo @Blaseball_radio i'll lend you 2000 coins nobody has to know

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username: NathHanSolo

displayname: Nath and Body Works

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)


rawContent: @Ryzorrin Divisions got mixed up by the S5 election Decree. This is our division now. It's terrifying!

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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username: Ryzorrin

displayname: Chase Ware


rawContent: @InkyRutledge haha yes

renderedContent: @InkyRutledge haha yes

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username: InkyRutledge

displayname: Inky Rutledge


rawContent: Blaseball Cares added some community-created Baltimore Crabs merch to their online store! Check it out here - 2 fun t-shirts and a dope hat design > https://t.co/qpIuVN6Kej https://t.co/uz7i4LnVth

renderedContent: Blaseball Cares added some community-created Baltimore Crabs merch to their online store! Check it out here - 2 fun t-shirts and a dope hat design > blaseballcares.com/collections/all https://t.co/uz7i4LnVth

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rawContent: @IceColeBrew we're either coming #1 or #20, no-inbetweens

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username: IceColeBrew

displayname: IceColeBrew


rawContent: @blaseball he had too much blood anyway tbh

username: BlaseballCrabs

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rawContent: ahhh, we're back where we belong 🦀👁✌ https://t.co/t84ty5Ak2i

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rawContent: Winning 4 blessings truly made the Crabs into an unbeatable, perfectly-tuned Blaseball machine https://t.co/FJQqDVpT3G

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @MultitudeShows The Sponsors are doing a great job! 🦀❤ @MultitudeShows

text: blaseball.boston

username: MultitudeShows

displayname: Multitude


rawContent: ao3 search "Tillman Henderson/Clementine Kesh"

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rawContent: @Watsoncrabs yeah okay we take it back ♥

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rawContent: @Watsoncrabs found out you are from chicago

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rawContent: @deetr absolutely

renderedContent: @deetr absolutely

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username: deetr

displayname: dieter laskowski


rawContent: @StoriesColossal now that's a meal!

renderedContent: @StoriesColossal now that's a meal!

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username: StoriesColossal

displayname: Evan Perlman (H O L D F A S T)


rawContent: @Watsoncrabs sorry friend enjoy your chicago dogs and chicago's dogs!

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rawContent: @barcstravis @hmouthsunbeams @nymillenials @Houston_Spies @SpyHouston @LoversBlaseball yeeessssss they're so CUTE!!!!! 🦀🏳🌈

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username: barcstravis

displayname: barclay travis

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱

username: SpyHouston

displayname: Houston Spies

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time


rawContent: aight back to crab-related shitposts and deicide bye bye

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rawContent: Blaseball shouldn't exist. It's a side-project that blew up and now The Game Band have to try to figure out a path to sustainability whilst also updating the game every week for no salary. You NEED to keep this in mind when giving your feedback. Please be kind + respectful [4/4]

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rawContent: The game is in beta. The Patreon barely covers server costs, if that. There are 4 people burning their savings (plus part-time workers) working hard on a game that is expected to update with something new every single week, in the hopes it will pay off. I truly hope it does [3/4]

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rawContent: This account is run by 1 person and I've been lucky enough to work in the games industry for 8 years. That @thegameband have been able to sustain so much growth and rapid iteration with just 4 full-time, unpaid people is a remarkable achievement [2/4]

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username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent:
I'm going to break whatever small amount of pretense of character I have here for a minute to talk about the Blaseball Devs and the games industry [1/4]

https://t.co/LIDcaFGLtP

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I'm going to break whatever small amount of pretense of character I have here for a minute to talk about the Blaseball Devs and the games industry [1/4]

twitter.com/thegameband/st…

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rawContent: An Update from The Game Band https://t.co/v1Hkxz9pRc

renderedContent: An Update from The Game Band medium.com/@thegameband_s…

rawDescription: Making games that reflect the world we live in. @wherecardsfall is out now on Switch and PC. We apparently made @blaseball but don’t remember doing it.

location: The Immaterial Plane

text: thegameband.com

title: An update from The Game Band

description: Hi Blaseball fans,

username: Medium

displayname: Medium

rawDescription: We’re an open platform where readers find insightful thinking, and where creators can share their writing on any topic.

location: San Francisco, CA, US

text: medium.com

description: Official


rawContent: @kantt_who_can welcome softshell! if you like you can join the Official Discord and hang out with other crabs in the crab channel, totally up to you!

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rawContent: @flowersinteeth we're honestly not sure. if you want money, pick someone who bats well and is high in the order like JT. some people are rallying for the Peanut players because they think it will appease the gods (who should be killed). Tacos are rallying to get NaN to #1 spot. no crabsensus yet

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username: flowersinteeth

displayname: haze 💚🐀


rawContent: @Linktm yes!

renderedContent: @Linktm yes!

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username: Linktm

displayname: Dracula Spelled Backwards


rawContent: @blaseball if this gets us closer to killing all gods we're down : )

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username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @KC_BreathMints this cold reception will pay off greatly in the 3rd act. now we just need to make a quick stop in a little city called.... Seattle 🦀🕶

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball https://t.co/ncCV4paLnu

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rawContent:
welcome to the Deicide Squad
🦀👁 🤝 🔥⭐

renderedContent:
welcome to the Deicide Squad
🦀👁 🤝 🔥⭐

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rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs we are rivals but yes? let us attack and dethrone gods

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account

rawDescription: The official, official account of the Chicago Firefighters Blaseball team. We are from Chicago. #WAFC #WeAreFromChicago

location: Chicago, IL

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @KC_BreathMints kansas city, you sonavagun! we thought you died back in '03!? there's plenty of room in the back of this shellfish truck, welcome to the Deicide Squad 🦀🤝🍬

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renderedContent: @BlaseballCrabs we are rivals but yes? let us attack and dethrone gods

renderedDescription: The official, official account of the Chicago Firefighters Blaseball team. We are from Chicago. #WAFC #WeAreFromChicago

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rawContent: get in loser we're gonna kill the gods 🦀🔪

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ironfairy_ same! good luck to our 6 star ex-crab queen!!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: IronFairy - Fernanda Dias


rawContent: I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that we lost Nagomi Mcdaniel. The good news is that we lost Joshua Watson.

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rawContent: It is now time for @BlaseballCrabs. Signed. Tot Fox

displayname: Tot Fox

rawDescription: #tootottootrot Star shadow player for the Lovers. Destined for chaos. She/Her. The first Blaseball player to blow up the sun. PFP by @ratgills. Signed. Tot Fox.

location: Sand Francisco???

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rawContent: @2tot2fox @LoversBlaseball @nymillenials @ChiBlaseball @blaseball_jazz some take to the carcinization process all too well, beautiful fox friend

text: blaseball.boston

username: nymillenials

displayname: Breck Unridge Jazz Hands


rawContent: @2tot2fox @LoversBlaseball @nymillenials @ChiBlaseball @blaseball_jazz tot!

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rawContent:
Blaseball Season 6 starts Monday at 9am PT / 12pm EST / 4pm UTC!

20 teams will play 99 virtual games each hour from Monday to Friday. Then the top teams will face off to decide the S6 Champion!

Signup for free to support the Baltimore Crabs at https://t.co/M5NLPCfJ4p #blaseball

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Blaseball Season 6 starts Monday at 9am PT / 12pm EST / 4pm UTC!

20 teams will play 99 virtual games each hour from Monday to Friday. Then the top teams will face off to decide the S6 Champion!

Signup for free to support the Baltimore Crabs at blaseball.com #blaseball

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rawContent: @LoversBlaseball @nymillenials @ChiBlaseball @blaseball_jazz problem solved! https://t.co/M62viK6vPG

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rawContent: @leo60228 nut isn't god, nut is way of life

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: vriska (parody)


rawContent: we fully support idolizing the nut.

renderedContent: we fully support idolizing the nut.

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rawContent:
BLASEBALL COMMUNITY: We need to get the 3 peanut players to Top 3 Idol positions in order to appease the Gods and win this ARG, come on y'all! It's obvious!

BLASEBALL DEVS: https://t.co/hDOShOBO7Q

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rawContent: @HonkeyBananas all part of the plan. what plan? don't worry, it's all planned up. we are planned up. planning committee fully planned. oh, we're about to plan like you've never planned before

text: blaseball.boston

username: HonkeyBananas

displayname: Nicholas "MonkHB" Esposito 🔜 Dreamhack Atlanta


rawContent: @blaseball oh yes

renderedContent: @blaseball oh yes

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rawContent: as a gift of good faith we decided to buff Nagomi Mcdaniel to be the best batter in the league then send her to the Jazz Hands as an apology for stealing her in the first place. That was absolutely our plan. Your welcome Jazz. Do not look at the Highest Bidder stats

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rawContent: If you enjoyed Having to Play Against The Tigers, you'll love Having to Play Against the Lovers, the Mills, the Firefighters and the Jazz https://t.co/w8AnppoVHj

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @NagomiMcdaniel good luck have fun bye bye!

text: blaseball.boston

username: NagomiMcdaniel

displayname: NAGOMI MCDANIEL


username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
I'm just one person and I don't speak for the vast and diverse community of Baltimore Crabs fans. I only speak for 97% of them. We are working on tracking down the 3% of outliers and correcting their values
 drift. CLAWS UP! 🦀👁

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rawContent: Daily Crab Mantra https://t.co/RKHXU41VIo

renderedContent: Daily Crab Mantra twitter.com/backbonegame/s…

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rawContent: we're all gonna die so eat trash and dismantle capitalism while you still can ok

username: backbonegame

displayname: Backbone | Tails

rawDescription:
Post-noir narrative adventure about 4 anthropomorphic animals in dystopian Vancouver.

Dev @eggnutgames, pub @rawfury

Get Backbone now on PC, Xbox, PS, Switch.

location: Vancouver, BC

text: eggnut.net


rawContent: A Poem by Neall Age 6 (this is a meme pls no hate da crab) https://t.co/80awkO4IxK

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rawContent: To celebrate the Firefighters championship win, I will be cancelling my subscription to Jazz Monthly and instead paying my taxes.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MoistTalkers @DaMullet @blaseball Yes

renderedContent: @MoistTalkers @DaMullet @blaseball Yes

text: blaseball.boston

username: MoistTalkers

displayname: Canada Moist Talkers

username: DaMullet

displayname: 👐 Addison Fuck Nazis Fox 👐


rawContent: @blaseball_jazz @blaseball Yes

renderedContent: @blaseball_jazz @blaseball Yes

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @DaMullet @blaseball @MoistTalkers Yes

renderedContent: @DaMullet @blaseball @MoistTalkers Yes

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @YourSuccubusBae crab big

renderedContent: @YourSuccubusBae crab big

text: blaseball.boston

username: YourSuccubusBae

displayname: Alexia Tripp, Carton of Milf


rawContent: Fire Service workers who listen to jazz are truly on the fence tonight

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball debatable.

renderedContent: @blaseball debatable.

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rawContent: @blaseball The firefighters are from chicago. The jazz hands are from brokebrjdge. And no matter who wins, Blaseball loses

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rawContent: Finally, after all these years we will find out which group is truly worthy of our respect: People who fight fires, or people who like jazz. Tough call honestly

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rawContent: @Brendy_C @rockpapershot @blaseball_jazz congrats! Of course the main downside of being a fan of the jazz is that people know you're a jazz fan

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Brendy Caldwell

username: rockpapershot

displayname: Rock Paper Shotgun


rawContent: @NedNedNedNed There's always next season sweet Blaseball baybee

text: blaseball.boston

username: NedNedNedNed

displayname: Ned Baker


rawContent: @blaseball https://t.co/vZmtY6YkJJ

renderedContent: @blaseball https://t.co/vZmtY6YkJJ

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @SplortsCaster @nymillenials @ChiBlaseball @MoistTalkers we know but thanks for bringing it up

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: SplortsCaster

displayname: Splorts Caster (retired)

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: @MoistTalkers gg wp ♥♥♥ please beat the jazz so it was all worth something

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @KC_BreathMints always ♥

renderedContent: @KC_BreathMints always ♥

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬


text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Season 6 is CRABS SEASON 3.0

renderedContent: Season 6 is CRABS SEASON 3.0

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @MoistTalkers that's actually what we wanted, this is very good actually, this is good for us actually, it's what we wanted.

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: Well at least we lasted longer than the Tigers 😭🦀🐅🎉

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: CLAWS DOWN

renderedContent: CLAWS DOWN

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball one fear

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball one fear

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @bigtallwizard well fuck.

renderedContent: @bigtallwizard well fuck.

text: blaseball.boston

username: bigtallwizard

displayname: Casey 💫


rawContent: No matter what happens in these playoffs games, win or lose, just remember this: I found 20 USD on the street this morning. And nobody can take that away from us! #CLAWSUP 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @FlangraphsBlase @blaseball what fa fuq, who the fuck is sponsoring S5?? I demabnd to klnow!!!!!?

text: blaseball.boston

username: BFFBlaseball


rawContent: @bensailer @unwinnable apology accepted #CLAWSUP 🦀👁❤

text: blaseball.boston

username: bensailer

displayname: bensailer

username: unwinnable

displayname: Unwinnable


rawContent: @unwinnable @bensailer 0.5/5 stars, excellent article - informative, insightful, entertaining, but falls down on one key metric https://t.co/MGgOiiqLM6

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Shoutout to the Mints who played a great season of blaseball and got beat by a tie-break on Day 99, so close. We know what it's like to miss the playoffs by 1 point! Keep those Claws Up, Season 6 will be your season trust @KC_BreathMints 🦀🤝🍬

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SharpiBees tillman henderson, he's an asshole but also lowkey kinda really hot and we have a type.

text: blaseball.boston

username: SharpiBees

displayname: Damien Jairus 🐝🗡 🔜 MFF


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball https://t.co/NpEYfMBsht

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

rawContent: may I present a counter-point? https://t.co/UGV38GuufU

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: What an exciting and game-changing season! Can't wait for some incredible playoff games! https://t.co/cpuUiqnPcI

displayname: DALE FOREVER

rawDescription: Former Twitter home of the Miami Dale. Ran by @BillyGalant.

location: Miami


renderedContent: may I present a counter-point? https://t.co/UGV38GuufU

text: blaseball.boston

renderedContent: What an exciting and game-changing season! Can't wait for some incredible playoff games! https://t.co/cpuUiqnPcI

renderedDescription: Former Twitter home of the Miami Dale. Ran by @BillyGalant.


rawContent: @DonutShoes all of them

renderedContent: @DonutShoes all of them

text: blaseball.boston

username: DonutShoes

displayname: DonutShoes🍩👟


rawContent: The @blaseball Official Bracket drawing of the Crabs is truly a work of art. never before has crab been rendered so perfectly, so spiritually... a powerful symbol for a powerful playoffs run https://t.co/AaDMOx7Wfa

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


rawContent: @sandra_s_long thank you sandra

renderedContent: @sandra_s_long thank you sandra

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Sandra Schmuhl Long


rawContent: @factofthemattr @MoistTalkers either we win or you do, I see that as an absolute win-win 🦀❤

text: blaseball.boston

username: factofthemattr

displayname: grumblebum

displayname: Canada Moist Talkers


rawContent: @snakeskulls @Houston_Spies crabs are p sneaky if that helps but you should follow ur heart

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username: snakeskulls

displayname: Garfield Enthusiast


rawContent: when I was a kid my mom always told me I was wasting my life playing "those damn video games". Well, 10 years later and I'm the unpaid social media intern for a crab based blaseball team, and she's just a "District Judge" for the "State of Maryland" whatever that is

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rawContent:
TIGERS: 2 Wins down. Time to ascend!
MILLS: This time we're gonna win it!
FIREFIGHTERS: we are from chicago
CRABS: lmao we actually made the playoffs, im calling mom

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rawContent: @ohnotaro @blaseball oh yeah! : )

renderedContent: @ohnotaro @blaseball oh yeah! : )

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username: ohnotaro

displayname: cj ''horseshoe crab'' jones

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: We're honestly so excited to have even made the playoffs! And we couldn't have done it without the incredible Season 5 sponsor @ZombiesRunGame, you gave us the strength to keep running. also our fans or whatever

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: ⚾🩸THE STAGE IS SET!🩸⚾ https://t.co/rXbCyLgqTC

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone

username: ZombiesRunGame

displayname: Zombies, Run!


rawContent: @blaseball what season is it, we're not quite sure...?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball oh word, my bad!

renderedContent: @blaseball oh word, my bad!

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rawContent: I [23M] bumped into my favorite Blaseball Player at the local supermarket and it went weird... https://t.co/dQ4MUtEsNa

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rawContent:
Season 5 post-season will be the first season the @philly_pies are not competing in the playoffs. They made it to the Playoffs in all 4 previous seasons, winning 2 🥧

S5 will be the first playoffs appearance of the Crabs + the 2nd for Lovers who made it to the semis in S3 💋🦀

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle


rawContent: @thejoerobson We coordinate votes on Discord if you use that https://t.co/0JXAVt7kiq

renderedContent: @thejoerobson We coordinate votes on Discord if you use that discord.gg/S2xXAkB

text: blaseball.boston

username: thejoerobson

displayname: joe robson


rawContent: @wayslidecool @blaseball We were always a top tier team, just not by your arbitrary metrics of "wins" or "championships" or "players who can play Blaseball well"

text: blaseball.boston

username: wayslidecool

displayname: 🦑 it's jasmine!! 🐙


rawContent: Hope the unknown newcomer team The Hades Tigers manage to secure their playoffs spot!  🦀🙏

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
⚾🩸S5 Playoff Picture, brought to you by @ZombiesRunGame! 🩸⚾

CLINCHED GOOD: 💋📱🔥
CLINCHED EVIL: 🦀 👐

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

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rawContent: If they add this as a blessing I will unironically make a video for the winning team, pro bono

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: we're coming for you @BlaseballCrabs https://t.co/YZEb4jZ62t

username: mintyproof

displayname: 🖤 halloaudrey 🧡

rawDescription:
🌃 artist & software developer
🎮 code @skyhourworks
✉ i'm 19. she/they/it
💬 eng / 日本語 / toki pona OK
🕯 horror & halloween enthusiast
🖼 icon by @myon00

location: bed

text: rainy.garden


rawContent: I'm not saying they're related buuuut....... https://t.co/nN8jBiZC2r

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball if you're gonna go out, might as well go out in style! We've gone out 4 times now in the most boring, disappointing ways

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: Told you.

renderedContent: Told you.

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rawContent: When our players learn how to hit the ball, run on the base, throw pitches and catch the ball in the outfield then, oh boy, you'll alllll be sorry.

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rawContent: @Blaseball_Nate @blaseball nope

renderedContent: @Blaseball_Nate @blaseball nope

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displayname: Blaseball's Nate Sliver


rawContent: The Tacos are officially the fastest team to ever be eliminated from Playoffs contention, thus entering PARTYTIME! A monumental achievement that all other party time contenders should strive to beat

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rawContent:
@blaseball TACONOMICS
#blaseball #partytime #Ascension https://t.co/LkQp1NC6Zq

displayname: Athunin

rawDescription:
twitter acct for shitposting mostly
 he/him

if you've seen #NAFO
          you prolly seen my work somewhere

yes

                graphic design is my passion

location: drifting somewhere

hashtags: blaseball partytime Ascension


rawContent: @blaseball big shoutout to the tacos for ensuring at least 1 hard-shelled team enters party time

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rawContent: when they make the Blaseball Anime they better draw me THICC with no more than 7 brain cells

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rawContent: crab

renderedContent: crab

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rawContent: Good morning everyone, this is my first drawing in CSP and it’s a request of the blaseball crab 🙈 https://t.co/10fyrEQN9d

username: purplefishtank

displayname: Stingo

rawDescription: 25. Artist | DM to commission

renderedDescription: 25. Artist | DM to commission

location: they/them, ENG/DEU

text: linktr.ee/stingo


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rawContent: @tacoblaseball @lilithofknives we've wanted to kill the gods since S2 election, eat them all!

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rawContent: @carlyraejetfuel big_crab2

renderedContent: @carlyraejetfuel big_crab2

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username: carlyraejetfuel

displayname: paintball's cathedral


rawContent: what the golf devs said claws up! the spirit of glolf lives on https://t.co/KXAY6Q5Pfk

renderedContent: what the golf devs said claws up! the spirit of glolf lives on twitter.com/tribandtweets/…

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rawContent: Every day is a good day for splort. Whos your favourite #Blaseball team? #ClawsUp https://t.co/ghadtsjjRK

username: tribandtweets

displayname: WHAT THE GAMES?

rawDescription:
We make silly, stupid games

⛳ WHAT THE GOLF? - https://t.co/IIGH2QI4LA
⚾ WHAT THE BAT? 🎉 Coming Nov 17th - https://t.co/MGM8a6ph9y
🎉 Discord:  https://t.co/JL9xO9hIgt

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We make silly, stupid games

⛳ WHAT THE GOLF? - apple.co/whatthegolf
⚾ WHAT THE BAT? 🎉 Coming Nov 17th - whatthebat.com
🎉 Discord:  discord.gg/triband

text: apple.co/whatthegolf

text: whatthebat.com

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location: WhatTheVerse

text: whatthegames.com

hashtags: Blaseball ClawsUp


rawContent: @tribandtweets WHAT THE GOLF RULES, EVEN IF GLOLF WAS DESTROYED IN THE BEFORE TIMES. CLAWS UP!!! 🦀👁⛳

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: With 26 games to play, the Tacos are just 7 losses away from becoming the fastest ever Blaseball team to be eliminated from Playoffs contention and enter PARTY TIME! "Party Time Speedrun [any%]" @tacoblaseball https://t.co/6ip6pcnmCb

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rawContent: if you're only following us for our debatably good posts, please sign up to support our debatably good team at https://t.co/M5NLPCxksZ!

renderedContent: if you're only following us for our debatably good posts, please sign up to support our debatably good team at blaseball.com!

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rawContent: I've been following @BlaseballCrabs thinking it's a cute novelty account for a made-up team and turns out it's fake but also real and there's a game?? https://t.co/1WQiQrB8LC

renderedContent: I've been following @BlaseballCrabs thinking it's a cute novelty account for a made-up team and turns out it's fake but also real and there's a game?? blaseball.com

username: MarySafroArt

displayname: Mary Safro

rawDescription: Comic and game artist, illustrator, ageing goth. Co-creator of Drugs & Wires, no longer does @hellovoidonline  RU/ENG she/her mary.safro@ gmail com

location: Berlin//Riga

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title: BLASEBALL

description: Baseball at your mercy

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rawContent: @MarySafroArt welcome to the crabitat, softshell! 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I'm away this weekend so no Season 6 Hype Video sorrrry! But if the Crabs win I'll do something fun next week 🦀👁🎊

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @nymillenials @elitistjerkface @BlaseballNews @blaseball @LoversBlaseball @blaseball_jazz @tacoblaseball ...mills crabs final? 🥺👉👈

text: blaseball.boston

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱

username: elitistjerkface

displayname: The Violet Princess

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time

displayname: Breck Unridge Jazz Hands


username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Trabant @BlaseballNews @LoversBlaseball @blaseball_jazz @nymillenials @tacoblaseball y'all know how to have fun though 🌞❤

text: blaseball.boston

username: Trabant

displayname: OFFICIAL sincereposter moe (now hypersane) PARODY


rawContent: It's really happening y'all! We somehow manifested Crabs Season 2.0 through sheer willpower, memes and blind ignorance! #CLAWSUP 🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: On Day 69, we tied the Lovers for #1 place in the league (nice)

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rawContent:
HERE ARE YOUR #BLASEBALL SEASON 5 STANDINGS THROUGH DAY 69. NICE.

WITH @BLASEBALLCRABS AND @LOVERSBLASEBALL ALL TIED UP FOR 1ST, WITH @BLASEBALL_JAZZ A MERE TWO GAMES BEHIND, IT'S LOOKING TO BE ANYBODY'S SEASON.

THE @NYMILLENIALS ALSO EXIST.

TOP OF THE 🚽: @TACOBLASEBALL. https://t.co/zHgdzscbQI

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The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

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The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

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location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: @vidityavoleti (he's our second best hitter in stats after Nagomi, oof)

text: blaseball.boston

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username: vidityavoleti

displayname: Viditya 🛹 Voleti


rawContent: @vidityavoleti We have good news and bad news.... Mostly bad news........

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @OliviaReneeG hold my nose and try to breathe through it to test if I'm awake or dreaming

text: blaseball.boston

username: Oliviaardvark


rawContent: @blaseball @ZombiesRunGame claws still up, for now

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: ZombiesRunGame

displayname: Zombies, Run!


rawContent: @sealofzeal new rule: you're allowed to sleep if you somehow keep your claws up, maybe duct tape, maybe an elaborate rope setup, we dont care as long as they're up

text: blaseball.boston

username: sealofzeal

displayname: mike!


rawContent: Am I a joke to you?

renderedContent: Am I a joke to you?

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Who would you rather cool off with? Anna the African Elephant 🐘 OR  Yang the Chinese Alligator 🐊
@marylandzoo https://t.co/s9uVpKAryV

username: OLDBAYSeasoning

displayname: OLD BAY

rawDescription: There are only two things you need to know about #OLDBAY Seasoning: 1. it's great on seafood and 2. it's great on everything else. 🦀

location: Maryland

text: oldbay.com

source: Hootsuite Inc.

sourceLabel: Hootsuite Inc.

username: marylandzoo

displayname: Maryland Zoo


rawContent: I realized the tigers have +1 point on the mills so this joke is technically incorrect but, love da crabs, love da mills baby 🦀📱

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: "Time to check the Top 4 Blaseball teams in no order: The Mills of course, love da mills. Then the Jazz, sure I guess. Then the... Lovers? wait that's... hmm. And finally… no… it can't be…… oh my god, Sharon, alert the Deputy Director it's a Code 410 I repeat a Code 410-"

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: umm... we're 1 point off first place y'all! It's reeaally gonna HURT when we miss the playoffs this time!!! #blaseball https://t.co/kyinFt8P5Q

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: the people of Hades are Damned... Damned good looking! ha ha that's just a little bit of crabs humor for you there :)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball the away fans are writhing around in the mud outside the stadium because they forgot to buy tickets

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @squidias its symbolic but I always pictured it being front-on, claws raised up where they belong

text: blaseball.boston

username: squidias

displayname: squid, from nano/wrimo


rawContent: @DreamySutton "we're the guys who suck"

renderedContent: @DreamySutton "we're the guys who suck"

text: blaseball.boston

username: DreamySutton

displayname: sutton dreamy 🏝🦀


rawContent: CANT LOOK BACK (got no neck)

renderedContent: CANT LOOK BACK (got no neck)

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Next up, the Tigers host @BlaseballCrabs. The Tigers aim to close the gap between them with @yazminmason leading the charge in Game One. Many Stripes! #neverlookback #blaseball

rawDescription: Hades Tigers blaseball team! We've lost more postseason games than you! Never Look Back! Header: Luis Alfonso. Profile Pic: @occultclassic

location: Tartarus, Hades

text: hades-tigers.com

username: yazminmason

displayname: yazmin mason

hashtags: neverlookback blaseball


rawContent: @FlangraphsBlase @blaseball Crabs Tacos final, The Battle of Hard Shell

text: blaseball.boston

username: BFFBlaseball


rawContent: @blaseball_jazz @FlangraphsBlase crabs are jazz creatures, we need not hands. skibba-dee-boobadee-bop 🎷🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball it's a simple question commish. if a player whilst reverberating wildly begins reverberating wildly after getting on base, gets on base then immediately comes up to bat again and starts reverberating wildly then gets on base, are their 4 copies of that player on the field at once

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: the first Maryland native to dive into the Bay and see a giant ancient sleeping crab like: hey, https://t.co/DadIJp4vYv

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: making out with ur cute Umpire gf when her eyes glow white and you dive under the bed for cover, the beams tearing through your apartment like a hot claw through butter, and she's crying like im sorry im sorry and you hold her like no, baby, its not your fault, WE opened the book

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Watsoncrabs like all crabs pitchers you are beautiful, smart, powerful, can throw the ball well and smell faintly of shellfish, but not in a bad way!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Watsoncrabs dummy high, thank you for your newfound pitching service 🦀✌

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: we're still #1 in Lawful Evil and #2 in the overall League, somehow. is it because we're great at blaseball? whose to say... is it because I bribed the commissioner 10 USD to tweet 'claws up'? probably! https://t.co/twt9T0h4Bi

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @kayleerowena hot DAMN!

renderedContent: @kayleerowena hot DAMN!

text: blaseball.boston

username: kayleerowena

displayname: kaylee rowena 🎃 cohost.org/haunt


rawContent: all this Old Bay, but no bae to grow old with 😞🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BRAVETHE0CEAN welcome to the crab gang crab gang 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball we got in while the price was low, then scuttled off into the sunset, peak crab behavior 🦀💸

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball more blood for the bloodhouse https://t.co/DicAwoaFOv

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We're Evil, but we're Lawful Evil. here's your blood money Commish @blaseball!  https://t.co/8v28cMzVTD https://t.co/1UTaJnGQnH

renderedContent: We're Evil, but we're Lawful Evil. here's your blood money Commish @blaseball!  twitter.com/blaseball/stat… https://t.co/1UTaJnGQnH

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rawContent:
claws up
https://t.co/uwqf5ENKKN

renderedContent:
claws up
paypal.me/thegameband

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text: paypal.me/thegameband

rawContent: @blaseball we'll paypal you 10 USD to tweet 'claws up' or 100 USD for the hootsuite login details 👀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SilverSober @blaseball commish, DM me a mailing address and I'll send you a million peanuts

text: blaseball.boston

username: SilverSober

displayname: Lisa Schaeffer


rawContent: @KennedyLoser Ballot Help hasn't been called up to play yet, sorry!

text: blaseball.boston

username: KennedyLoser


renderedContent: @blaseball we'll paypal you 10 USD to tweet 'claws up' or 100 USD for the hootsuite login details 👀

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @FinnBc its all fun and games until you get reverbed back into lineup, rip

text: blaseball.boston

username: FinnBc

displayname: 🦀⚾F I N N👁J A M E S⚾🦀


rawContent: At this current moment we are better than the Tigers, the Mills, the Pies, the Firefighters and every other team in the league except the beautiful Lovers. And I'm sure nothing will happen in the day 8/11th of the season to change that! 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Hard to believe we're already 3/11 of the way through Season 5, brought to you by @ZombiesRunGame!

Check out the standings and then check out "Home Run," a special Zombies, Run! #Blaseball audio experience free on iPhone and Android!🩸⚾ https://t.co/6G6ITW5sws

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball @ZombiesRunGame 2nd in the League, until we have to play the Tigers for 40 games in a row. But until then CLAWS UP 🦀😎👆

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @WyattDovenpart @tacoblaseball Tacos V Crabs Season 5 final, the Battle of the Shells!

text: blaseball.boston

username: WyattDovenpart

displayname: Wyatt Dovenpart 🌮

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: my bad scheduled this a week early by accident..

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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rawContent: In Season 6 we must vote to CRACK THE CRABS! With their top tier lineup, the championship-winning crabs have become an unstoppable blaseball force than needs to be cracked! VOTE for CRACK THE CRABS!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SplortsCaster @MoistTalkers @HadesBlaseball we will revel in this current success until we have to play like 40 games back to back against the tigers later this week

text: blaseball.boston

username: SplortsCaster

displayname: Splorts Caster (retired)

username: MoistTalkers

displayname: Canada Moist Talkers


rawContent: @SerrahnZu a team losing their 5 star player in a random all-stars game is too harsh even for us 🦀🙏

text: blaseball.boston

username: ZuSerrahn


rawContent: At the end of each season, after the champion is selected, there should be an All-Stars Good vs Evil League Game with all the best players from each league competing, no weather effect just for fun and bets

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: valid strategy tbh https://t.co/e4ENCzrZmF

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Check out Noisestorm's new single "Crab Rave" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Cast off the shackles of your human expectations and Become Crab https://t.co/vNdqztT5jZ

renderedContent: Cast off the shackles of your human expectations and Become Crab twitter.com/O_Dolly/status…

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: i got these glasses so I can read laying down and I- https://t.co/jSvVDN5tFh

displayname: Dolly My Baby

rawDescription: I have been known to laugh when people fall, I am evil. I have a secret lair in my apartment where I build useless weapons and perform social experiments.

location: in a field of daisies, Bronx


rawContent: The Baltimore Crabs have a youth league for softshell juniors. Free admission, and we petitioned the MotherCrab to not carcinize the kids by default, they can opt in when they're ready to become hardshell  🦀🥰🎂

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: whats up fellow gamers it's ya boi CrabStan69 back at it again with another Blaseball livestream and this time we're gonna try and cry less

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: 1st place in our division already, easy 😎 https://t.co/6lcKyf671e

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Baltimore Crabs Season 5 Hype Trailer premieres live 1 hour before season 5 games start! 🦀👁✨

YouTube link > https://t.co/sSe0nb9stU https://t.co/ecUSS0N9Jq

renderedContent:
Baltimore Crabs Season 5 Hype Trailer premieres live 1 hour before season 5 games start! 🦀👁✨

YouTube link > youtube.com/watch?v=Pbd5U1… https://t.co/ecUSS0N9Jq

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Tweets That Aged Poorly For Mills Fans, we're so sorry it sucks yo 😥🙏📱 https://t.co/Yxfu7cQnYT

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Which team is gonna win a blessing with 0% of the vote this time? Get your bets in now!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @WyattDovenpart my brain has lost a few wrinkles in the intervening years but I don't recall there being more than one John Hopkins, could be wrong tho!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @FinnBc you can throw things really hard and still hurt people dont worry fish child, the gods will answer for their crimes <3

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: IT'S TIME. https://t.co/FczGEixY5l

renderedContent: IT'S TIME. https://t.co/FczGEixY5l

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rawContent:
If you can afford to, please send some coins to the charities highlighted in this week's #blaseballcares. No pressure - it's a tough time for many: https://t.co/gKE3YIK5Rt

If you have money left over, Blaseball has a patreon you can support here: https://t.co/BMLbMQ4oau

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If you can afford to, please send some coins to the charities highlighted in this week's #blaseballcares. No pressure - it's a tough time for many: blaseballcares830.carrd.co

If you have money left over, Blaseball has a patreon you can support here: patreon.com/blaseball

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rawContent: @glassgoblin @mantisqueer @blaseball @DreamySutton this is sooo goood your use of color is inspiring keep it up proud of u ❤❤❤

text: blaseball.boston

username: glassgoblin

displayname: gob! 🍋

username: mantisqueer

displayname: 💕 mx. snips rickly 💕

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: She always says "CLAWS UP!" but she never asks "u up?" 🦀🥺

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Please validate me, this job is all I have! if I lose it I'll have to go back to my old job as Director of Neurology at John Hopkins Hospital 😥🦀🙏

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hotfishsummer @pattyfox_mills adding to twitter drafts: "fish BIG"

text: blaseball.boston

username: hotfishsummer

displayname: ⚠ -is- s---er ⚠

displayname: (INACTIVE) Patty Fox


renderedContent: Which team is gonna win a blessing with 0% of the vote this time? Get your bets in now!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @games_by_jack Check Discord :)

renderedContent: @games_by_jack Check Discord :)

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: jack schlesinger


rawContent: @JedMoody6 Go for a swim in the bay, you may find yourself with a few extra body parts after toweling off!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Jed Moody


rawContent: we are having a similar parade in Baltimore, only instead of a joyous reverie of the damned celebrating their success, i'm lying on my back in the away team dugout crying on a Zoom call with my three aunties

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: The victory parade has begun down in Hades. Demons, devils, spirits, and old gods have all gathered together to celebrate their team. The roads and alleyways are covered in fans. The chanting and rhythmic stomping echo all throughout the depths. There is joy reverberating! 1/6

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club

renderedDescription: Hades Tigers blaseball team! We've lost more postseason games than you! Never Look Back! Header: Luis Alfonso. Profile Pic: @occultclassic

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rawContent: @greg_p_kennedy @blaseball just a typo! by season 12 it will 100% be Crabs Season!!!

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displayname: Greg Kennedy


rawContent: @blaseball season 5 is crabs season baybeeee 🦀👁

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rawContent: @inventednight sorry toys r us went bankrupt :(

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username: inventednight

displayname: niki c


rawContent: @inventednight they came with the toy chair

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rawContent: @2tot2fox you give me strength beautiful fox, the only good mammal ❤❤❤

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displayname: Tot Fox


rawContent: @inventednight yes its the famous Baltimore Subway they installed so crabs fans can visit the stadium without being exposed to direct sunlight, their mortal enemy

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: ok i lied im at home in a dark room with my face pressed up against the screen reluctantly whispering "lets go mills baby love da mills" out of spite

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rawContent: sorry can't watch the final games, out with my friends irl drinking, laughing, vibing, good luck to the pies or whoever qualified or whatever https://t.co/3dmuguiznk

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rawContent: @ everyone https://t.co/dIzlfZB9mu

renderedContent: @ everyone https://t.co/dIzlfZB9mu

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rawContent:
@blaseball Tigers played well!
A great set of games
Much deserved
Excited for the final!

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rawContent: @PhantaV sooo truueee 🥺😥

renderedContent: @PhantaV sooo truueee 🥺😥

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username: PhantaV

displayname: Lucien, Lord of Light


rawContent:
follow the Playoffs? no thanks, we have better things to do with our time...

(made by lord claire on crabitat discord) https://t.co/PmV7g66q1b

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball yes, this was all a part of the master plan. now we just need the Jazz to win, then both the Mills and the Jazz to spontaneously combust in the final

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: This should have been US getting shamed by the Tigers + knocked out of the playoffs in round 1!!! 😡🦀💢 https://t.co/8XBjT6SXd8

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ThermobaricTom Check Discord Crabs channel :)

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username: ThermobaricTom

displayname: Saint Swithun


rawContent: @letthemeatgames Missed it by 1 point, Moist Talkers took 4th place. Very Cool.and Good Actually

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: letthemeatgames

displayname: Let Them Eat Cardboard


rawContent: @johanthekid Umm yes, we have Sex, and it is Epic 😎

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Crabs missed the Playoffs by 1 point because we are too busy having Sex, driving cars, drinking and smoking and looking off into the sunset-lit bay as we Disxover ourselves during one last wild summer in this city we call Baltimore

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Season should have ended then.

renderedContent: The Season should have ended then.

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rawContent:
If the Season ended right now, we'd qualify for the Playoffs as the team with the 5th most wins in the league... trust us, we're just as confused as you are!

Don't worry, the Gods will do something horrible to us tomorrow. but until then, it's CRABS SEASON BAYBEEE 🦀👁🏅 https://t.co/qdXYUhu706

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball fuck you sir, and Thankyou!

renderedContent: @blaseball fuck you sir, and Thankyou!

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rawContent: if you're interested in finding out more about the Baltimore Crabs players, the important thing is to remember that we're gay. We do have one cishet, he's called Tillman Henderson and to be honest, he's probably closet bi but we respect people's decisions

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Crabs strategy is simple. First, we get Nagomi Meng from the Tigers. Then, we get Nagomi Nava from the Sunbeams. Then, we have 3 Nagomi's on one team, and we will be truly unstoppable...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @kobldexe nawww she's cool, we just think there should be some late season... FEEDBACK

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username: kobldexe

displayname: K⬝O⬝B⬝L⬝D interactive multiplayer


rawContent: The strategy to beat the Pies is simple. Just make sure Jessica gets nowhere near the ball, the field, or within 400 miles of the stadium

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SentientGum this counts we stan

renderedContent: @SentientGum this counts we stan

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username: SentientGum

displayname: Sentient Gum


rawContent: Friends at the Table fans join a blaseball team and within 5 minutes are like "um... what if our players... piloted mechs 🥺👉👈"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball are you sure? did you check under the base?> 🥺

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rawContent: It's okay to switch teams. It's okay to buy a Fairweather Flute for 2000 coins in the shop and come join the Baltimore Crabs. It's okay to decide you don't like the vibe of a team and move somewhere else. Crabs accept all, no matter who you are or where you're from 🦀❤✨

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rawContent: Fixed. https://t.co/Fc0T1n2kms

renderedContent: Fixed. https://t.co/Fc0T1n2kms

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rawContent: 🦀✨ v a l i d  🦀✨

renderedContent: 🦀✨ v a l i d  🦀✨

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rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs I don't even know what it is. I just follow you because I like crabs.

username: RanestavW

displayname: Ranestav, the Literal Worst

rawDescription:
Mommy of the best little guy in the whole world. Mediocre card player. Sponsored player and head of sales for Obnoxious 9 Games. Trans and proud.

She/Her.


rawContent: nobody tell el*n m*sk about blaseball.

renderedContent: nobody tell el*n m*sk about blaseball.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @NanoNago what do you mean sorry? like, losses needed to be eliminated? I think I can add that!

text: blaseball.boston

username: NanoNago

displayname: nago


rawContent: @Malnormalulo my brain. it's not completely smooth yet

text: blaseball.boston

username: Malnormalulo


rawContent: @KC_BreathMints one million smol mouth bites = 1 gigantic bite, om nom nom

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬


rawContent: With 9 games to go in Season 4 of the Internet Blaseball League, there's still everything to play for! #CLAWSUP 🦀👁 https://t.co/j4QzVkI5ju

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @j_cutting @blaseball one at a time my dude, one at a time

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: John Cutting

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseball here we go, time to make the playoffs, win the league and kill god : )

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: the siesta animation but set to coldplay music to better help put you to sleep 😴🥰 https://t.co/USMgjQTYSd

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: After we win Season 4 we're coming for you motherfucker

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Ready to crack, dip, and dunk a plateful of succulent crab? We are. #Crabfest starts today. http://t.co/Vgvvq0UIdO

username: redlobster

displayname: Red Lobster

rawDescription: Our tweets are like our seafood, fresh! #RedLobster

location: Cheddar Bay

text: redlobster.com

description: Official

source: Twitter Ads

sourceLabel: Twitter Ads


rawContent: The Crabs fans have become too powerful and attractive. They simply must be stopped. They are incredibly attractive, and all too powerful. Blaseball fans are usually very ugly and weak, but not Crabs fans. Are you a Crabs fan? I could tell, as you are powerful. and attractive

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @jesstelephone can we give you some FEEDBACK? 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

username: jesstelephone

displayname: Jessica Telephone


rawContent: @adeno_trip Mixing Old Bay Hot sauce into soy milk for the ultimate transition treat

text: blaseball.boston

username: lilacticacid


rawContent: it's testosterone in OLD BAY® Hot Seasoning, no erasure in Maryland.

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: The secret ingredient in Old Bay seasoning is estrogen

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rawContent: The Tigers have 57 wins, with 19 games still to go. The Mills only have 51. The Firefighters have 49. Unbelievably powerful team, losing Jessica Telephone in a feedback swap barely affected them, that's how powerful they are 😰

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @moodycookbook Page 46 in the cookbook - a zesty marinade that resists incineration. We need to get our hands on that recipe!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: moodycookbook

displayname: moodycookbook🎙🌩


rawContent: Wow! dylan counted all the team roster changes so far, and the Wings are the only team with 0 changes since day 1 of the league! Perhaps they're flame-grilled already, no incineration needed @WildWingsCDMX https://t.co/faz0AaGjq8

text: blaseball.boston

username: WildWingsCDMX

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings


rawContent: We Humbly Request from @blaseball - change Oliver's Blood Type to Human! So everybody knows how real of a human he is!!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Greetings commisioner @blaseball, do you know where the remaining BLAGONBALLS are? I have a WISH.

username: OliverNotarobot

displayname: Oliver Notarobot

rawDescription: Professional Blaseball Player for the SEATTLE GARAGES. He/him. Very Fleshy. Not in any way a robot

location: Seattle, WA

username: blaseball


rawContent: @FinnBc no need for a pre-game ritual if you never stop playing, live is your game bro! your pre-game ritual was The Womb!! 🦀👁🏅

text: blaseball.boston

username: FinnBc

displayname: 🦀⚾F I N N👁J A M E S⚾🦀


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball 🦀♥ thank u gracious tigers

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @blaseball @Friends_Table we already wanted to kill the gods but still.... this hurts

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displayname: Friends at the Table


rawContent:
We call on all Crabs fans to raise their #CLAWSUP 🦀 for Combs Duende, one last time

Any leftover hair or haircare products found in the stadium will be donated to a good cause ♥ https://t.co/52TQAZlJhj

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Now we just have to beat the Tigers 12 more times this season. Plus three times in the playoffs. Then win 6 more games against 2 of the best teams in the league. Easy! 🦀👁

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rawContent:
we swept the Tigers 3 games to 0, but at what cost? We'd trade it all to have Tillman Henderson incinerated in Combs' place

...hmm? "Nobody being incinerated is an option"? ehh we stand by our original statement.

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username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: This period of unending grief is brought to you by Season 4 Sponsor @friends_table, the perfect podcast to enjoy whilst laying face down on the cold bathroom tile in a growing pool of your own tears.

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rawContent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT COMBS DUENDE, TAKE TILLMAN INSTEAD PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE NOOOO!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: The entire ILB family — and especially our beloved Season 4 sponsor @Friends_Table — is deeply saddened by the passing of Crabs hitter Combs Duende. Claws up. 🩸⚾ https://t.co/pDv8Jm8rUI

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
@Mofroman007 hmmmm

Crabs are definitely the best
Then Crab Tacos
Then Steak
Then Steak Tacos
Then Wild Wings, but only because there are so many dope wings flavors
then finally, wildcard! Old Bay Crab Pies!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
If the Season ended right now, we'd qualify for the Playoffs as the team with the 5th most wins in the league... trust us, we're just as confused as you are!

Don't worry, the Gods will do something horrible to us tomorrow. but until then, it's CRABS SEASON BAYBEEE 🦀👁🏅 https://t.co/qdXYUhu706

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Instead of trying to improve yourself by learning new stuff or working thru trauma etc, simply lower yourself + your standards. Every wrinkle in your brain can be ironed out until it's nice and smooth and empty. What were we talking about again? I like Blaseball 🦀🥰✌

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Pies: Well Jessica, we have good news and bad news
Jess: what's the bad news?
Pies: You're heading back to the Pies
Jess: ...what's the good news?
Us: we still have your old uniform! That'll save a few $$$ 🥧

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: 🚨 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🚨 https://t.co/zOxkyiOCWS

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball hahahahahahahaha

renderedContent: @blaseball hahahahahahahaha

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: also lowkey if you're curious, we have a giant shell cracking device in the basement. It's designed to breach 40ft iron crab shells, but it also works on mammalian eggs

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rawContent: I know what you're thinking bro, "I'm cis and straight, I can't be a Crabs fan 😨" listen here bro... We love and support you no matter what. Welcome to Baltimore, you beautiful cishet crab bro 🙏🦀👁🎊

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @occultclassic Big talk for a team who fails to realize their crab is the wrong color wibble wobble! 😎🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: occultclassic

displayname: bennett (they/them)


rawContent: i see you have found my millions of beautiful children. well my friend, the joke it on you, because I already filed the forms and you owe me $14,000,000 in child support mwahahahaha

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: looking at pics of guarana berries 👀 https://t.co/BqT6DAkKk2

username: hoodinternet

displayname: Steve Reidell

rawDescription: currently: music composer @insidejob @netflix 🔺 watch designer https://t.co/yHuQr7kyXs ⏱ find me at https://t.co/M8bov9IEHc when the bird app dies

renderedDescription: currently: music composer @insidejob @netflix 🔺 watch designer havenwatchco.com ⏱ find me at instagram.com/stevereidell when the bird app dies

text: havenwatchco.com

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location: chicago

text: linktr.ee/stevereidell


rawContent: when we win any game by 1 point in the bottom of the 9th

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Good morning to you and to Hwanwoong’s sexy crab dance
https://t.co/zBjlwtjUXa

username: xionndae

displayname: nookie 🍨

rawDescription: weus | pfp: bookworm9711 | acc closed

renderedDescription: weus | pfp: bookworm9711 | acc closed


rawContent: @AlexLovendahl The wording is vague and I could be wrong, but I think it would be poor design to have 2/5 swap blessings last season say "Receive a random player back.", and then have this decree do the same without stating it in text. But it's blaseball, anything's possible

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rawContent: @AlexLovendahl I disagree. Exile + Go Away both stated "Receive a random player back.". The 3 blessings that didn't state this received the lowest rated player. Therefore I assume the default swap mechanic is 'lowest rated player back'. RNG here refers to Tigers player + swap team selection

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username: greedlejuice


rawContent: @ApeEscapeOW blaseball 🏏

renderedContent: @ApeEscapeOW blaseball 🏏

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username: ApeEscapeOW

displayname: Denzel


rawContent: @ApeEscapeOW https://t.co/oHvLTU68ak

renderedContent: @ApeEscapeOW https://t.co/oHvLTU68ak

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @DunlapBlaseball lol yeah

renderedContent: @DunlapBlaseball lol yeah

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username: DunlapBlaseball

displayname: Dunlap Figueroa


rawContent:
It's easy for the 1% on top to look down at us and say "No, we don't need things to change!" whilst they beat us all again and again in this beautiful splort we call Blaseball

Our players are not cogs, they are people. And they deserve a chance at the glory the Tigers hoard

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rawContent: We understand that some teams prefer to boil players down to numbers and faceless cogs in their machines. We think it's a shame those teams can't see the people behind those numbers. Those teams claim ownership over players, they say we stole them, but we don't own anyone.

text: hades-tigers.com

rawContent:
At 46.5 Stars, the Hades Tigers have won 75% of their games so far this season. Jessica was stolen from the Pies. Mclaughlin was stolen from the Mills

There are 20 teams in the League. The other 19 have a choice. I'm choosing to Tame the Tigers. Your choice is your own 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: We understand that many folks might want to Tame the Tigers. We would hate to see such a group of friends as this team split. So, maybe don't make them sad?

text: hades-tigers.com


renderedContent:
At 46.5 Stars, the Hades Tigers have won 75% of their games so far this season. Jessica was stolen from the Pies. Mclaughlin was stolen from the Mills

There are 20 teams in the League. The other 19 have a choice. I'm choosing to Tame the Tigers. Your choice is your own 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

renderedContent: We understand that many folks might want to Tame the Tigers. We would hate to see such a group of friends as this team split. So, maybe don't make them sad?

text: hades-tigers.com


rawContent: @AlexLovendahl I addressed this elsewhere but in Season 3 all three player swap / "steal" blessings replaced the stolen/swapped player with the lowest starred player on the other team. None of those blessings mentioned this in the blessings text. Therefore its a fair assumption to make https://t.co/M9eBKao0Hy

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Brendy_C @rockpapershot Yes, Jazz Hands should get out :^)

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Brendy Caldwell

username: rockpapershot

displayname: Rock Paper Shotgun


rawContent: Tot Fox joining the Crabs be like https://t.co/cf1Dx47TXe

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Welcome to the Bay, softshell! We're sad to see Valentine go but we couldn't ask for a kinder replacement. Foxes can be crabs, that's simple biology 🦊🦀

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Well. I guess I am playing for the crabs now. Sorry for the delayed reaction. I left my phone back at The Pocket. @BlaseballCrabs thank you for the warm welcome. Signed. Tot Fox

displayname: Tot Fox

rawDescription: #tootottootrot Star shadow player for the Lovers. Destined for chaos. She/Her. The first Blaseball player to blow up the sun. PFP by @ratgills. Signed. Tot Fox.

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Well the Shame starts comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it won't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: once the creases have been ironed out they may never return. good luck and kill gods, forever-crab 🦀🙏🌟

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
turns out the truth is worse
there is no release - no mental reset - no smooth-brained bliss
you are the same person
but now you are 1,100 miles from the nearest ocean

username: BlaseballGames

displayname: 🏝Valentine Games 🏝

rawDescription: The prettiest and most talented Games. Fridays, formerly Tacos, formerly Spies, formerly Mills, formerly Jazz Hands, formerly Crabs. Wandering son of the sea.

location: The Cookout


rawContent: @blaseball um... can we give some additional feedback?

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: say the line @2tot2fox

renderedContent: say the line @2tot2fox

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @rockpapershot @J_Gibsonn Your clicks are my clicks.

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: jim/apple


rawContent: @rockpapershot confusion and internal conflict are Crabs qualities, we count those fans!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Staying up to exactly 4:00:01 AM so you can place your final Blaseball bets of the night then drift off into the deepest most peaceful slumber as you lose 3000 coins across 6+ 70% win chance games

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: RPS swallowed a peanut and had a Yummy Reaction, now rated 5 Stars! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ https://t.co/kZvlgExz5y

renderedContent: RPS swallowed a peanut and had a Yummy Reaction, now rated 5 Stars! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ twitter.com/rockpapershot/…

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: We wish to announce that RPS is officially for @BlaseballCrabs #blaseball

rawDescription: We write about PC games, and things to do with PC games, at http://t.co/Um01p3Ndtd.

renderedDescription: We write about PC games, and things to do with PC games, at rockpapershotgun.com.

text: rockpapershotgun.com

location: Inside

text: rockpapershotgun.com


rawContent: @rockpapershot claws up for a staple of PC gaming news 🦀🖥

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @JordanOnRecord On a long enough timescale, all things become crab. even the Commish

text: blaseball.boston

username: JordanOnRecord

displayname: Jordan Fischer


rawContent: @blaseball this hits different with the checkmark

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @Friends_Table My 'I technically never killed anyone, only presided over a league where some people were allegedly burned alive' Blaseball jersey is raising a lot of questions already answered by the jersey.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @Friends_Table RIP Steakknife, an incredible player who inspired 1000s and loved to create websites using Squarespace, the all in one easy to use platform that helps you make beautiful memorial sites on mobile, tablet and desktop 🙏🔪🖥🖱

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @adeno_trip do it do it do it do it

renderedContent: @adeno_trip do it do it do it do it

text: blaseball.boston

username: lilacticacid


rawContent: @dnmckn @blaseball they were the first ever Blaseball team to ascend, show some respect!  🦬🌟🙏

text: blaseball.boston

username: cooldooski


rawContent: @MC_Spacebat owl be interested in seeing that haha, because it's part owl : )

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Spacebat 🦇


rawContent: I don't have any tattoos, this would be my first one. I will respect social distancing. A permanent reminder of the Olde One on my skin, this is how much I love da crabs 🦀👁🙏👆

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: If we win this season I'll get a Baltimore Crabs tattoo. This isn't some ironic meme, I will actually get a crabs tattoo like a little crab emoji with an eye or whatever, for real 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: This Los Angeles Times article about blaseball features exactly 1 mention of the Crabs and has therefore earned its 1 Star ⭐⚫⚫⚫⚫

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: It's a beautiful summer for 'Blaseball.' Yes, 'Blaseball,' where America's pastime meets 'D&D' https://t.co/AfAzo59Nay

renderedContent: It's a beautiful summer for 'Blaseball.' Yes, 'Blaseball,' where America's pastime meets 'D&D' dlvr.it/RfH9MB

username: lanewsnow

displayname: Los Angeles News Now

rawDescription: Los Angeles News Now ▪ 9000 Sunset Blvd ▪ #LosAngeles ▪ California ▪ 90069 ▪ #cityofangels ▪ #hollywood ▪ #lalaland ▪ #hellay ▪ @lanow ▪ #lanews ▪ #LA

location: Los Angeles, California


rawContent: @DunlapBlaseball @blaseball @thesoccerdon @nymillenials haha, yeah

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

username: thesoccerdon

displayname: Don Garber

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: @blaseball @thesoccerdon wtf, we've been trying for over 10 years to get verified. not by twitter tho, by our parents 🥺

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MontgomeryBull2 no, please bring tissue paper! we can try all the colors :D

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: 🌛🦀 🏝Loco MoCo🏝🦀🌜


rawContent: My landlord is a Tigers fan. He gave me a moratorium on rent this week out of pity

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MontgomeryBull2 thankyou montgomerrryyyy, you rock! living in the abandoned aquarium isnt so bad, if you shine a cellphone light through the glass it makes cool patterns and the other people who live their think its dope I work for the Baltimore Crabs!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: my boss told me if my tweets don't get enough engagement that I will quote "Sleep with the fishes". well the joke's on him, the plural of fish is fish and I already sleep in an abandoned aquarium because I can't afford rent. 🦀✌💤

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @carlyraejetfuel we're all lovers, the Lovers are just shameless about it

text: blaseball.boston

username: carlyraejetfuel

displayname: paintball's cathedral


rawContent: that feel when I lose my cutie partner and they get replaced by someone random who is slightly better at running but slightly worse at pitching

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @blaseballbirds feeding the birds is a lifelong crabs hobby - sometimes with bread, sometimes with ourselves : )

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseballbirds

displayname: Birds Official Real Official


rawContent:
MY EX: i'm leaving you
ME: oh god... it's me isn't it? what did I do wrong??
EX: nooo honey, it's not you... it's... it's uhh..... microphone Feedback from... an alternate dimension?
ME: oh okay cool :)

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rawContent: @hxoxcx the terror of a Feedback-related swap is fuelling his tiny human arms

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username: hxoxcx

displayname: Harvey


rawContent: @ColinMParker every game is 16-0 if you're not counting points scored, but Crabs on the field

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: ColinMParker

displayname: Colin M. Parker


rawContent: the energy. the raw power. it flows through you like melted butter infused with garlic and herbs, marinating your shellfish flesh in the flavors of Victory https://t.co/sQmayfXAGt

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rawContent: only 2000 coins to become crab, much cheaper than USD

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rawContent: absolute bargain tbh ♻🦀🎷 https://t.co/0v7hSFoiqO

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rawContent:
Last Season we went all in on player steal/swap blessings

This Season the League has done it for us...

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rawContent: 🚨 Feedback Detected 🚨 https://t.co/KXplOsBIQr

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseballcomms my bad y'all I plugged my microphone cable into the headphone jack and then the universe fractured, oops 🦀👁😬🤷♀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: there are 96 games to go comrades! Don't abandon all hope until we've lost at least 4/96!!!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: You may think this a loss, but you don't know the Crabs the way I do. We THRIVE in the mud at the bottom! This is our redemption arc! https://t.co/UQyxnXVz4j

username: BCVenusCombs

displayname: Combds Duende Memorial Account🎙

rawDescription: Former Blaseball player for @crabsofbmore 🦀, Star Batter, Shortstop, Shampoo Enthusiast, they/them, ☎🥧💞, pfp by @Shiraffetopus

location: Crabitat


rawContent: RIP to all the rich players who were like "8200 coins is probably low enough : ) " ya eaten

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rawContent: Rich players who spent down to <8000 coins at the end of S3 to avoid Eat the Rich, now quietly gaining all their wealth back like... https://t.co/QVDtcwU3ov

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rawContent: @ChiBlaseball @BlaseballGames sounds delicious, a firefighter cookout!

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: the new betting UI is very confusing because it doesn't randomly change my bet to the worst team, instantly losing me 100s of coins. dont understannd. improving the User Experience of Blaseball is antithetical to the splort!!

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rawContent:
Nobody:

People in Maryland when they wake up: I want some crabs

username: IamKeonte

displayname: Keonté Smith

rawDescription: Crazy!Sexy!Cool! Fluent in Sarcasm. Boy Mom. Nap Queen. Thrifty. Nifty. Sports Fan. Vehement Volunteer. LaughingOutLoud. keonte.smith@gmail.com

location: Maryland, USA


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball @BlaseballGames despite stealing one from the glorious (and salty) crabs, y'all firefighters deserve your RNG blessings tbh, well earned after 2 seasons being stepped on by Mills and others 🦀🤝🚒

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: 🏝Valentine Games 🏝


rawContent: @CaseyCrook SIBR discord has a google sheet collating all recorded Season 3 data, though it is considered Forbidden Knowledge

text: blaseball.boston

username: CaseyCrook

displayname: An Actual Dinosaur


rawContent: @WildWingsCDMX a win for any mid-to-low table team is a win for ALL mid-to-low table team. godspeed comrades!

text: blaseball.boston

username: WildWingsCDMX

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings


rawContent: @LoversBlaseball we say bye bye

renderedContent: @LoversBlaseball we say bye bye

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username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time


text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
In Season 3 we voted to Eat the Rich 🔥💰

In Season 4 we must vote to TAME THE TIGERS! 👇🐅

With 46 Stars, the championship Tigers team is the 99th percentile / TOP 1% 🧐

There are 19 of us, and 1 of them. THE ILB MUST UNITE AND VOTE IN SEASON 4 TO TAME THE TIGERS! #blaseball https://t.co/11Cm145kog

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rawContent: TAME THE TIGERS 📣💀🐅 https://t.co/fdYEnfEL4Z

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rawContent:
NO GODS
NO KINGS
NO MASTERS
NO LANDLORDS
NO MAMMALS
NO UMPIRES

ONLY c͟r͟a͟b͟

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rawContent: @haylin42 no ragrets 🦀👁

renderedContent: @haylin42 no ragrets 🦀👁

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displayname: audrey


rawContent: hey thats the gamer number 🎰🦀🕶 https://t.co/rDlFGYcQj5

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rawContent: @nymillenials https://t.co/ouzhr7wuiZ

renderedContent: @nymillenials https://t.co/ouzhr7wuiZ

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rawContent: @MC_Spacebat thats blaseball baby

renderedContent: @MC_Spacebat thats blaseball baby

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displayname: Spacebat 🦇


rawContent: The cool thing about being a mid-table underdog team is that if we win, it's the greatest thing to ever happen in the history of splort and if we lose, it's totally expected there's always next year 🦀👁✨🥰

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball you already ate the jazz, the pies, the mills and 80% of the good players, leave some scraps for the rest of us!!1!

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @DunlapBlaseball @HadesBlaseball haha yeah

text: blaseball.boston

username: DunlapBlaseball

displayname: Dunlap Figueroa


rawContent: 🔪🦀👁 MONDAY 👁🦀🔪 https://t.co/2wP4kbxINB

renderedContent: 🔪🦀👁 MONDAY 👁🦀🔪 https://t.co/2wP4kbxINB

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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rawContent: every time I go to tweet on my personal account I have to stop myself adding crab emoji 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Out at the beach having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, with their #CLAWSUP 🦀 too. https://t.co/6ezvUeNwEc

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rawContent: us arriving at an away game 🦀✈ https://t.co/xhOdcmqmNX

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rawContent:
THERAPIST: wide fish summer isn't real, they can't hurt you

WIDE FISH SUMMER: https://t.co/an4sTKssq5

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rawContent: Our Carcinization process has a 100% success rate. You either become a crab or fail and die as a mammal. imo that's win-win

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: these images are from Steven Universe apparently, can't find them on Twitter and not sure which blaseball team they play for sorrrryy!

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rawContent: siesta body goals V siesta body reality https://t.co/yfyKYJWfCA

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If you don't like your current shell, simply shed it! Over time your soft new shell will harden. People may judge you, screw them! Everyone deserves to live inside their real shell, a shell that brings them joy (and deflects light weaponry)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @chrysanthemagic Start on the best page here 🦀😎 https://t.co/unDf61Y5Uy

renderedContent: @chrysanthemagic Start on the best page here 🦀😎 blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Baltimore…

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username: wormwinner


rawContent: @chrysanthemagic a bunch! Each player has a wiki page where you can find out more :)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Yesterday one of our Team Captains had their family home burn down. They are also the author of the 'Crabs Betting Strategy' which many people have benefited from (even non-crabs!)

If you're able to spare anything to help it would be much appreciated! 🦀 https://t.co/xxYhTfmx1U

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Yesterday one of our Team Captains had their family home burn down. They are also the author of the 'Crabs Betting Strategy' which many people have benefited from (even non-crabs!)

If you're able to spare anything to help it would be much appreciated! 🦀 gofundme.com/f/jack-and-lor…

text: blaseball.boston

text: gofundme.com/f/jack-and-lor…

title: Jack and Lori Loranger Fire Fund, organized by John William Bryden

description: A good friend of mine who I've known for 20+ years had a fire at his house up in … John William Bryden needs your support for Jack and Lori Loranger Fire Fund

username: gofundme

displayname: GoFundMe

rawDescription: This Veterans Day, help those who have helped us: https://t.co/kXKN8tuaAj

renderedDescription: This Veterans Day, help those who have helped us: gfme.co/veterans

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description: Official


rawContent:
@glassgoblin @tillmanrules @DreamySutton @blaseballcomms sutton dreamy

henderson less so

text: blaseball.boston

username: glassgoblin

displayname: gob! 🍋

username: tillmanrules

displayname: Tillman Henderson 69th inductee to the Hall o Fame

username: DreamySutton

displayname: sutton dreamy 🏝🦀


rawContent: Claws Down.... NOT!! gottem 🦀

renderedContent: Claws Down.... NOT!! gottem 🦀

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rawContent: @nymillenials it's beautiful, thank you mills

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username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: Even the purest of beings cannot resist Carcinization. Goodbye Kitty, Hello Crab!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
デザインに自由を。
キティさんに学ぶ。
#カニキティ https://t.co/7ucE4O8uEL

username: licoyas

displayname: licoyas(リコヤス) (インスタ作り直した)

rawDescription:
甲殻類と棘皮動物、多肉植物モチーフのアクセサリーを製作。 蟹が中心。本業は彫金関係の加工業と、共同アトリエ『カラカナ』代表。ECサイト2種
  甲殻類シリーズ https://t.co/IpBZF3s4Uu
 棘皮動物シリーズ https://t.co/M2kgQzXYxq

renderedDescription:
甲殻類と棘皮動物、多肉植物モチーフのアクセサリーを製作。 蟹が中心。本業は彫金関係の加工業と、共同アトリエ『カラカナ』代表。ECサイト2種
  甲殻類シリーズ licoyaskrus.base.shop
 棘皮動物シリーズ licoyasechi.base.shop

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location: 御徒町


rawContent: @gaymaul unbelievable powerful

renderedContent: @gaymaul unbelievable powerful

username: BlaseballCrabs

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston

username: gaymaul

displayname: jaye 💀🍬


rawContent: yeeclaw 🦀🤠

renderedContent: yeeclaw 🦀🤠

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Your fav team loses. Your fav player gets incinerated. Your city gets swallowed into hell. Sometimes things can feel helpless, but together we can work to make the world a brighter place. Show that #blaseballcares, donate to these charities if you're able https://t.co/oaXtrkOmej

renderedContent: Your fav team loses. Your fav player gets incinerated. Your city gets swallowed into hell. Sometimes things can feel helpless, but together we can work to make the world a brighter place. Show that #blaseballcares, donate to these charities if you're able blaseballcares816.carrd.co

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rawContent: All Crabs players are canonically bisexual or gay unless there's  a really good lore reason for them to be straight

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseballcomms question: do you accept bribes? if not, follow-up question: how good is your security team?

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


rawContent: Empty your calendars, abandon your children, and prepare your sad mammalian body for CRABS SEASON

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
⚾🩸Internet League #Blaseball will be on Siesta for at least one more season as league-wide repairs + innovations are implemented

Blaseball will return as soon as it is ready

The Front Office is aiming for Season 4 play to begin on Monday, August 24. Stay tuned for updates🩸⚾

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com


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rawContent: @DunlapBlaseball haha yeah

renderedContent: @DunlapBlaseball haha yeah

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rawContent: If your team isn't doing well it's directly your fault. You aren't supporting them well enough. The Commissioner factors that in

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @JedMoody6 @seagarages this but unironically, we love the Garages and we both want to kill gods lowkey

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Jed Moody

username: seagarages

displayname: Seattle Garages


rawContent: @ariskofrain @blaseballcomms great music! we especially liked the bit where you described killing the gods

text: blaseball.boston

username: ariskofrain

displayname: rain


rawContent: finally, some good music!

renderedContent: finally, some good music!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
during the blaseball extended siesta, we at the garages have been working on a concept record about killing all the gods. it's called "the garages kill the gods", and it's on bandcamp right now! https://t.co/D2w6gqhO2E

#blaseball @blaseballcomms

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during the blaseball extended siesta, we at the garages have been working on a concept record about killing all the gods. it's called "the garages kill the gods", and it's on bandcamp right now! thegarages.bandcamp.com/album/the-gara…

#blaseball @blaseballcomms

rawDescription: 26 // it/its // director of @StrikeFourth // half of @WayfinderG

location: Belfast, Northern Ireland

text: rainrain.bandcamp.com

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title: the garages kill the gods, by the garages

description: 8 track album

username: Bandcamp

displayname: bandcamp

rawDescription: Bandcamp is an online record store and music community where passionate fans connect with and directly support the artists they love.

text: bandcamp.com


rawContent: @glassgoblin @blaseballcomms @NagomiMcdaniel this RULES!

text: blaseball.boston

username: NagomiMcdaniel

displayname: NAGOMI MCDANIEL


rawContent: holy shit this fuckin rules lol https://t.co/dwpmAZ9S1c

renderedContent: holy shit this fuckin rules lol twitter.com/glassgoblin/st…

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rawContent:
say the line nagomi
#blaseball @BlaseballCrabs @blaseballcomms @NagomiMcdaniel https://t.co/1o5UD4VPjS

rawDescription:
they/it || 21 || white
|| t4ttoo apprentice ||
@glassgob on tumblr + ig
icon: @gigglecorpse
occasional gore and body horror warning !

location: yes i run nagomi mcdaniels twt

text: goblincomm.carrd.co


rawContent: Wearing this mask lets you speak to the gods AND randomly maxes out your BaseThirst stat https://t.co/EHvPXSt3Ne

renderedContent: Wearing this mask lets you speak to the gods AND randomly maxes out your BaseThirst stat twitter.com/AlanBaxter/sta…

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rawContent: Jesus FUCKING Christ, 2020 https://t.co/CBCEuvMFRV

username: AlanBaxter

displayname: Alan Baxter 💀📖👊🥃

rawDescription:
Horror writer ~ Kung Fu fighter ~ Whisky-soaked swear monkey
| Website, books, Patreon, etc: https://t.co/XzxZD6Llr7 |
Stay Weird

renderedDescription:
Horror writer ~ Kung Fu fighter ~ Whisky-soaked swear monkey
| Website, books, Patreon, etc: linktr.ee/alanbaxter |
Stay Weird

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location: Illawarra, NSW


rawContent: The Wyatt Masoning [2020, Season 3] https://t.co/i4hEXhwYEB

renderedContent: The Wyatt Masoning [2020, Season 3] twitter.com/NathanForYouOo…

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text: twitter.com/NathanForYouOo…

username: NathanForYouOoC

displayname: no context nathan

rawDescription: nathan fielder/nathan for you/the rehearsal out of context (run by @MonrovianPrince) | listen to @indieheadspod | #FreePalestine🇵🇸

location: Los Angeles, CA

text: patreon.com/IndieheadsPodc…


rawContent: Incinerations by Team in #blaseball. Garages and Fridays very unlucky, Mints and Wings not yet touched by the arson-friendly hands of a rogue ump! https://t.co/ytVRWFaH95

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @zopocalypse we're gonna need a second opinion

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username: zopocalypse

displayname: Zo-wheee!


rawContent:
@OwenPicklestein Little Debbie
Regular Debbie
Big Debbie
Huge Debbie
Gargantuan Debbie
Debbie the Colossus
Oh Shit! I Cant Believe How Big This Debbie Is!

text: blaseball.boston

username: OwenPicklestein

displayname: Owen 'Fistful of Pickles' Picklestein


rawContent: For one glorious day every year, on the anniversary of @blaseballcomms's election, we become the Birthday Crab 🦀🎂

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: threateningcake

displayname: cakes with threatening auras

rawDescription: an educational account about cakes

renderedDescription: an educational account about cakes

location: dm for request/whatever

text: instagram.com/threateningcake


rawContent: @spitecrawler close! but it's actually a pretty normal stadium that happens to be flooded with cold wet mud and way too many crabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: spitecrawler

displayname: Lenny Bruce is not afraid


rawContent: Ah, that makes a lot more sense... https://t.co/BhK4Vdadxm

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Emotionally, we've already ascended. https://t.co/dSaNheNZCl

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @3amepiphany valid

renderedContent: @3amepiphany valid

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displayname: ☆ cat plinko ☆ Chet AwesomeLaser 🐀


rawContent: i miss blaseball. I tried watching a random number generator whilst throwing loose coins into a trash can but it just doesn't hit the same https://t.co/4K5Wgvhvxm

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Commissioner's commitment to providing siesta entertainment is inspiring https://t.co/wV819VtvFT

renderedContent: The Commissioner's commitment to providing siesta entertainment is inspiring twitter.com/mcdonaldobs/st…

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rawContent: #WeatherWednesday An immense Jellyfish Sprite briefly appeared above a distant thunderstorm on July 2nd, 2020. Sprites are large electrical discharges associated with lightning strikes, and occur high above storms in the mesophere and lower ionosphere. Image credit: S Hummel. https://t.co/RXkgVs1Gbu

username: mcdonaldobs

displayname: McDonald Observatory

rawDescription: A research unit of The University of Texas at Austin located in the Davis Mountains of West Texas.

location: Fort Davis, Texas, USA


rawContent: @sorimmori cool art

renderedContent: @sorimmori cool art

text: blaseball.boston

username: sorimmori

displayname: cinna 🐯🌊


rawContent: Crabs, Steaks, Pies, Tacos and Wild Wings teams should be moved to a new Delicious Division

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Our two favorite things combined: mechs, and the Avatar franchise!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
The Crabsuit: A human driven multifunction submersible. One of the many new RDA vehicles that will be seen in the Avatar sequels.

Thanks to Producer @JonLandau for sharing this concept art! https://t.co/8RwZ38nizj

username: officialavatar

displayname: Avatar

rawDescription: Avatar: The Way of Water, only in theaters December 16, 2022.

text: avatar.com

description: Official

username: jonlandau

displayname: Jon Landau


rawContent: *all our *favorite* Tacos players home, they're not our players, they are LA's players... or the multiverse's now I guess 😬

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent:
Big thanks to the Commissioner for bringing all our Tacos players home safe... well, most of them home mostly safe!

In unrelated news we are now selling Wyatt Mason jerseys at a steep 95% discount! No reason!! https://t.co/QACBgrigZQ

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
🚨 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🚨

Localization Status: Good Enough.

Shutting Down.

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams you are mistaken, crabs lack the higher brain function to experience stress. as well as other things

text: blaseball.boston

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams ...this is why you never trust a worshipper. we'll see you on the other side of the siesta, sunshine

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams same tbh. can all of us low-standings Evil League teams put aside our many differences and come together, united in agreement on one thing: that the Tigers suck and need more incinerations?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: spicy orb fans mad they can't hit the ball because they spent too long staring at the spicy orb, oh no! We'll schedule all our Season 4 games for the 12 hours per day when your god isn't visible in Utah

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: things worse at being an interesting heel than the crabs:

rawDescription:
INACTIVE

Former home of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, of @blaseball infamy.
Was managed and operated, with love, by Lincoln Carpenter/@lhcarpenter.

location: at peace

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: things that are better than the actual Sun at blaseball: a crab, a flower, a chicken wing, and the god damn Dalé!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
look out folks

the damp spiders can do math

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams we're awful at blaseball, but you're somehow against all odds one of the few teams even worse than us https://t.co/cKNeU4TDq6

text: blaseball.boston


renderedContent: things that are better than the actual Sun at blaseball: a crab, a flower, a chicken wing, and the god damn Dalé!

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston

renderedContent:
look out folks

the damp spiders can do math

renderedDescription:
INACTIVE

Former home of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, of @blaseball infamy.
Was managed and operated, with love, by Lincoln Carpenter/@lhcarpenter.

text: blaseball.com

renderedContent: @hmouthsunbeams we're awful at blaseball, but you're somehow against all odds one of the few teams even worse than us https://t.co/cKNeU4TDq6

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rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams don't make us say it another 80 times

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab

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rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab

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rawContent: @DunlapBlaseball @hmouthsunbeams we're not just good at it, we're INCREDIBLE at it!

text: blaseball.boston

username: DunlapBlaseball

displayname: Dunlap Figueroa


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams after we kill the Sun you'll just be the Beams. Oooh, spooky, you provide centralized support for large structures!!! https://t.co/jGEDow9HnT

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @waffletownsyrup @CHSSTFans oh, we fully believe the gods exist. we just think they shouldn't for much longer 🦀👁🔪

text: blaseball.boston

username: waffletownsyrup

displayname: 👟Masked Marvel 👟

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent: @blaseballcomms Once again the League shirks its responsibility and tries to blame others, instead of accepting there's only one group to blame: The Blaseball Gods themselves 🦀👁🔪

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


rawContent: us next season vs the @KC_BreathMints https://t.co/Aa1Xk7dFH3

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: us next season vs the @BlaseballCrabs https://t.co/5ri4nsynMP

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬

rawDescription: Twitter account for the very alive Kansas City Breath Mints. S22 and SC3 Internet Series Champions 💚🍬😘🏆 Bop Division 😌 Header by @asmallerfish & @mintmaxed

location: The *garbled static* Division

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
Stop Incinerating Players

Start Incinerating Gods

#CLAWSUP for Deicide! 🦀👁🔪

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @GodronPint gays before, gays thereafter. history has always been gay af and we looove it ✨🏳🌈

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: the only good thing to come out of greek mythology is Cerberus, a dog that you can give 3 head-pats to at once

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rawContent: @BlaseballGames @DraconickGaming @jesstelephone we do love a good supplicant 🦀🥰 https://t.co/xCxQuZvLoB

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