renderedContent: Surprisingly the Tigers are in Party Time having missed the Playoffs for the 4th time ever. I think this might be an incredible record of 12/16 for "most playoffs made by a team" which would be dope! Perhaps we can have a little divisional shakeup, as a treat? 🦀🥺

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rawContent: @SquierVoices nora perez didn't have your fancy "necromancy!" and back then things were different, you had to coordinate to shift an Idol into slot 14 to bring them back from death. the kids have it soooo easy

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App

username: SquierVoices

displayname: Levi SKELETONS POP OUT Does Voices (Baybee!)


rawContent: @SquierVoices was borderline disappointing, like I emotionally prepared for devastation and tears as Crabs players were beamed into space. we did end up losing forrest but could have been so much worse

renderedDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @birdlord5000 RIV to me, died as i lived: shitposting while crying

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: rowan bird guy


rawContent: @martyparty23 hehehe

renderedContent: @martyparty23 hehehe

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: MartyParty🍄


rawContent: Everybody knows that on Blaseball Twitter you cannot make the same joke three times. It is forbidden.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @CHSSTFans dont you wanna see Tillman get mega-incinerated?

text: blaseball.boston

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent: @BlaseballRebels Ya, let the players live free and happy

text: blaseball.boston

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android

username: BlaseballRebels

displayname: The NEW Rebellion


rawContent: @CatWithAnAt I didn't think that. I thought all our players would get re-rolled or replaced. Glad we came back though it was very sad up there in eeby deeby

text: blaseball.boston

username: CatWithAnAt

displayname: Questions Arc


rawContent: devs add Mega-Incineration, send players to Hall^2

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: In the Discipline Era, Incineration was a terrifying mechanic because it permanently removed players from the game. Then the community figured out how to bring someone back with a lot of effort and luck, and it was exciting! Now death feels a bit temporary and necromancy normal

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @YESPLZdotCOFFEE wow

renderedContent: @blaseball @YESPLZdotCOFFEE wow

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: YESPLZdotCOFFEE

displayname: YES PLZ ☕


rawContent: @ChorbySoul happy for u. Or sorry that happened.

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChorbySoul

displayname: Chorby Soul ⚠


rawContent: Steaks deserve their first ring this year. Absolutely banger season, surf supporting turf baybeee 🦀💖🥩

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
The New York Millennials have set a new Loss Streak record of 29(!) losses in a row

The streak began after Chorby won their first game. It ended after Chorby won their second game posthumously, after being incinerated. RIV https://t.co/tVQRHHIp1q

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @fiddler_sock @hmouthsunbeams @blaseball Don't call Parker Parra that!!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Sock "Fiddles" Fiddler (she/her)

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: If I were Redacted and exited the Secret Base, I would simply run all the way home, score a Run, then join the batting team thanks to my Attractor modification. Not hard!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BNNCal Should have ranked Crabs higher smh

text: blaseball.boston

username: MTGCal


rawContent: Cal BNN's full name is Calvendish BaNaNa

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: This is what we get for engaging with the so-called "narrative" of Blaseball, instead of sticking to what we're good at: being handed championship wins by the Sim

text: blaseball.boston

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username: ohiowormsflans

displayname: Ohio Worms Espresso Club

username: OhioWorms

displayname: regular ohio worms


rawContent: @glassgoblin @hotfishsummer That's Fish Summer from The Baltimore Crabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: glassgoblin

displayname: gob! 🍋

username: hotfishsummer

displayname: ⚠ -is- s---er ⚠


rawContent: Since we aren't making the playoffs, let the Tacos win a championship damnit! Let them taste the crunch wrap supreme and drink the baja blast of victory

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Blaseball Betting Tip: To maximize coin earnings, simply bet on teams that win and don't bet on teams that lose

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @WSHUBlaseball @TheSeaGarages @nymillenials Maybe more

text: blaseball.boston

username: WSHUBlaseball

displayname: WSHU: The Voice of the Charleston Shoe Thieves

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent:
A little bit of Chorby in my life
A little bit of Chorby by my side
A little bit of Chorbys all I need
A little bit of Chorbys what I see
A little bit of Chorby in da sun
A little bit of Chorby all nite long
A little bit of Chorby here I am
A little bite of soul consumes your man

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TheSeaGarages @nymillenials Two Chorbys. Three Olivers. https://t.co/rWFzne7Fqn

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: "The Garages got a Chorby but we wimdy'd a Plunder that gave the Chorby to me. I tried to return the Chorby but the commish said they no longer made that kind of Chorby. So now my team has two Chorbys."

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: gee @nymillenials why does your parker let you have TWO chorbys

rawDescription: the unofficial official home of ILB's seattle garages: MLSC S6/11/12/19, Internet Series Gamma 2 S2. if you got sent here for music go check @thegaragesband !!

location: ELSEWHERE

text: blaseball.com

source: Tweetbot for Mac

sourceLabel: Tweetbot for Mac


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball mmm. should have kept us contained, controlled the spread

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: feel like shit just want Lawful Evil division back

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball [OUT OF CHARACTER] miami dale

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @RevRyeBread @mrmatthew @BlaseballCares i tried to buy but they sold out while I was putting my payment details in : (

text: blaseball.boston

username: RevRyeBread

displayname: Riley L. Hopkins|| cohost & tumblr under same name

username: mrmatthew

displayname: Matthew Gravelyn

username: BlaseballCares

displayname: Blaseball Cares


rawContent: @GalaxyKate @MatthewGuz @UAlberta claws up for games academia

text: blaseball.boston

username: GalaxyKate

displayname: Dr Kate Compton #BotGirlSummer

username: MatthewGuz

displayname: Matthew Guzdial

username: UAlberta

displayname: University of Alberta


rawContent: @catacalypto Same as it ever was

renderedContent: @catacalypto Same as it ever was

text: blaseball.boston

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent:
if ur team got 0 and 0 No would it look like this:

00 No!

or this

0 N0o!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Okay so the Crabitat just echoed Magic’s 0 No during this Magic-Crabs game, giving the Crabs [checks notes] 3 separate conditionals (Flinch, 0, and 0 No) on when they can swing in an at-bat. We’re about to see how that goes #manningblases

rawDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

location: LA

text: catacalypto.substack.com


rawContent: @hifridays judge juice collins decides what is and isn't crime. her court is in session ever friday, and it's always friday somewhere

text: blaseball.boston

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: The people are real. The cases are real. The rulings are final. This is her courtroom. This is Juice Collins

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @betaraycarrie @HadesBlaseball looks nice but tigers have claws, and crabs have teeth, 1000s of human teeth, writhing inside us

text: blaseball.boston

username: betaraycarrie

displayname: Kess


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball see you next week 💖

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball see you next week 💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Oh nooo...... RIV Goobie Ballson 😭🙏💖

renderedContent: Oh nooo...... RIV Goobie Ballson 😭🙏💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Lordjello1 @OhioWorms @blaseball made 10 of these, cracked them open, no bats. not even a hat. absolute rip-off...

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: lordjello

username: OhioWorms

displayname: regular ohio worms

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @wayslidecool soon[tm] (i hope)

renderedContent: @wayslidecool soon[tm] (i hope)

text: blaseball.boston

username: wayslidecool

displayname: 🦑 it's jasmine!! 🐙


rawContent: In every season of Blaseball, at least 1 of the 4 'expansion' teams must do shockingly well and awkwardly eliminate an OG team that hasn't won the playoffs yet. This is known as the Eeby Deeby Law.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@ChiBlaseball @betaraycarrie !!!!
We are The Baltimore Crabs
and You are From Chicago
🦀💖🔥

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @hotfishsummer Strike, cringing. 0-1

renderedContent: @hotfishsummer Strike, cringing. 0-1

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: hotfishsummer

displayname: ⚠ -is- s---er ⚠


rawContent: The Crabs are not having a very poggers season. It's not full on cringe, but it is certainly not poggers... not poggers at all

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Game Band are doing a great job!

renderedContent: The Game Band are doing a great job!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball Sussus Amogus has reached home!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: When a player breaks their lovingly crafted bat in a single hit: https://t.co/tFOHbNxX0t

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I like when a player hits a Home Run. There's nothing you can say about it. They swung really hard and hit the ball so far they managed to run all the way home. Pitcher doesn't matter, fielders in defense don't matter. Can't say anything to that except fair play, ggwp

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@rsfinn stephen universe would not approve of crab like behavior : (

but garnet is a crab

text: blaseball.boston

username: rsfinn

displayname: Russell Finn


rawContent: We are The Baltimore Crabs

renderedContent: We are The Baltimore Crabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball @blaseball chiclawgo forever

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Lootcrates after watching the League get ravaged by Consumers: https://t.co/nIClEuoHlJ

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @UnclePlasma emma clawbarus

renderedContent: @UnclePlasma emma clawbarus

text: blaseball.boston

username: UnclePlasma

displayname: Uncle Plasma


rawContent:
Keep, Blaseball teams, your storied lore!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your Redacted players running to home free,
The Consumed refuse of your Secret Base.
Send these, Observed, Attractors to me,
I lift my claw beside the broken door!"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PinataPsychic the pre-Wills era, dark times

text: blaseball.boston

username: PinataPsychic

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden


rawContent:
@MiamiBlaseball if our tweet gets lot of likes its because we Am a Genius

if our tweet gets little a likes its because our fans are Awful, just Terrible people who do not deserve Us

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball


rawContent: @CatWithAnAt they are sometimes, the bat can break during hits as well as defensive moves (that's valid tbh fuck consumers)

text: blaseball.boston

username: CatWithAnAt

displayname: Questions Arc


rawContent: Why do bash "uncaring" fans for not wanting to keep players but we never question if the player has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If I was a Blaseball player I would simply not break my bat when I hit the ball. Rookie mistake tbh

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Day 2 Incineration, Boston Flowers' Moses Mason for Salih Ultrabass. RIV 💖🌺

If things keep up it's gonna be one spicy season y'all https://t.co/Lf3CkY3Pqw

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AdamRadenheimer a watershed moment for the splort. gonna be even better when people have gloves

text: blaseball.boston

username: AdamRadenheimer

displayname: Adam Radenheimer, ⭐


rawContent: There was an attempt https://t.co/h673yGqycN

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @EdwardsGriffey defo, if we keep up this win-rate we're on track for a 99-0 season!

text: blaseball.boston

username: EdwardsGriffey

displayname: NotaNicheGamer


rawContent: The League's best (and only) Detective has solved another case... https://t.co/Ht2RNx198L

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @UnclePlasma finders keepers, detective

renderedContent: @UnclePlasma finders keepers, detective

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: After going 0-20 pitching for the Flowers last season, Parker Parra has won her first ever game as a pitcher (for the Crabs). Same as it ever was https://t.co/AIwGQt1fOo

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We now have Fish, Squid and Brisket. Crabitat Party TIme Cookout gonna be lit!

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews we have fish, squid and brisket. partytime cookout gonna be lit

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent:
Good news! We found Brisket Friendo

Bad news - they scored a run and have permanently joined the Crabs shadows https://t.co/1ML8HqwugL

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Well, that's one way to avoid Soul Watch... https://t.co/XKMMY6HbJH

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's Monday and Blaseball Season 16 has started! Wanna join? Here's a quick 2 minute video that'll get you into this weird, wild and wonderful community https://t.co/uLEcCEYKRT

renderedContent: It's Monday and Blaseball Season 16 has started! Wanna join? Here's a quick 2 minute video that'll get you into this weird, wild and wonderful community twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

rawContent: Learn how to play @Blaseball in less than 2 minutes... https://t.co/jQO3aTy5RS

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @sqitles increasing that ratio is our #1 goal

text: blaseball.boston

username: misspelledcandy


rawContent: Players have bats now... Finally, we will be able to hit the ball!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BNNCal worms crabs final, noice

renderedContent: @BNNCal worms crabs final, noice

text: blaseball.boston

username: MTGCal


rawContent:
Me in the Lore Channels: i love our soft boi uwu xD ✨ very cute drawimng friemnd 💖

Me in the Strategy Channels: Successfully executing Operation Fuck Bucket will require pinpoint precision and every ounce of strength we have. Good luck comrades, and Godspeed.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hifridays 🤝🦀

renderedContent: @hifridays 🤝🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: @hifridays does claw count as hand? asking for friemnd

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TheSeaGarages didn't see them on abslv, RIV : ((( 🦀🙏

text: blaseball.boston

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages


rawContent: @donia_bailey Oh sorry, thanks for the correction!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Donia ''I'm Already A Demon'' Bailey


rawContent: @aDemonReborn1 We suspect they can reappear from Secret Bases, and if they make it Home they join the current batting team. But it hasn't happened yet

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: aDemonReborn


rawContent: @feralcubscout another record smashed!

renderedContent: @feralcubscout another record smashed!

text: blaseball.boston

username: merqurially


rawContent: @tsawac that's what the L in 🆑🆎 stands for

text: blaseball.boston

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸


rawContent: mispelled alyssa's name on purpose because an L was taken

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Losing Forrest, Nagomi, Brock, Jacoby, Ayssa and York all in the same season has been brutal. But there's a silver lining! We also lost the Playoffs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @GetBenWakefield @duggan_harold ya its an an upgrade. also Tot, Pedro and Silvaire all still have the Flinch mods which means they can't swing until a strike is thrown. so hopefully O Blood cancels Flinch (we'll find out tomorrow!)

text: blaseball.boston

username: GetBenWakefield

displayname: Ben

displayname: Harold Matthews-Duggan


rawContent:
When a Blaseball player is attacked by Consumers their Soul reduces by 1 (every 11 letters of soulscream = 1 Soul)

When a player's Soul hits 0, they are [Redacted] and removed from the team. Soul is the number of attacks they have left

🔎 Welcome to Season 16 Soul Watch 🦈 https://t.co/e8o8nOI3qG

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MoistTalkers Will do, please ask york politely not to hit us with redaction balls. We tried but he does not listen (which is valid tbh)

text: blaseball.boston

username: MoistTalkers

displayname: Canada Moist Talkers


rawContent: Beloved Baltimore Crabs player "Hot" Fish Summer

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@Bel_Arispocrita forrest best got redacted
nagomi got eaten by sharks and redacted
alyssa harrell got eaten and redacted
brock forbes got stolen for an awful pitcher
jacoby podcast got stolen for an awful pitcher
york got plunder-stolen (but they sent back a great player by accident)

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Bel 5: Spooky Season


rawContent: Introducing the Season 16 starting roster for The Baltimore Crabs! 🦀 #ClawsUp https://t.co/SvqDIHPrRr

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent:
Season 15 Election Roundup:
🦑 we moved Squid to shadows, bye!
👻 we cured Ken's flinch (now haunted)
🩸 we won O Blood! Yaaay!
⚾ we recruited Parker Meng
🌺 Flowers stole Brock (for Parra) 😭
🪱 Worms stole Jacoby (for Luis) 😭
🐟 MT plundered York but sent us Fish Summer lmao https://t.co/8URpDzCi2o

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: these boxes wild poetic lmao, interstellar literature degree paying off

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @blaseball Hello Lootcrates we are the Baltimore Crabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent:
TGB: lets do a funny satire on loot boxes and gacha mechanics
ME: haha
ME:
ME: but like actually though? 🥺 https://t.co/z4rFwT1rHm

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball you're good parker they used to be like 45 mins late then the website would die. things are much much improved across the site!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: After a thorough investigation from the developers it was discovered that despite losing it all, Crabs are Good actually, and election results are being hard-coded now to account for that

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: #Announcement: Election Results will be about 15 minutes late today due to some maintenance issues. Stay tuned. 🩸⚾

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Oh you're new? Then you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of a @Blaseball Sunday Election

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: 🟠 Good Luck and Godspeed 🙏🟠

renderedContent: 🟠 Good Luck and Godspeed 🙏🟠

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's Election Day. Avoid the discourse beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @RebeccaSGold Invest in a saltwater tank

text: blaseball.boston

username: RebeccaSGold

displayname: Rebecca Gold 💅🏻👩🏼💻🔮


rawContent: @RebeccaSGold omg it's a little crab...... 🦀🥺

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I mean it's one Blessing Michael, what could it cost? 1 Million Votes? https://t.co/OiIxt71XUn

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball We only lost because the other team scored more runs. If they scored less runs and we scored more runs we would have easily won.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: crabs bad! gg talkers gg wings

renderedContent: crabs bad! gg talkers gg wings

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseround @cdmxwildwings win win

renderedContent: @blaseround @cdmxwildwings win win

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseround

displayname: The Anchor 🐌

username: cdmxwildwings

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings


rawContent: crabs (still) good (somehow)

renderedContent: crabs (still) good (somehow)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Well that's life. One day you're on top of the Idol Board, the next you're being consumed into nothingness by ethereal breach sharks

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball Always next year! 🦀💖

renderedContent: @tacoblaseball Always next year! 🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: @OliverNotarobot @blaseball 💖💖💖

renderedContent: @OliverNotarobot @blaseball 💖💖💖

text: blaseball.boston

username: OliverNotarobot

displayname: Oliver Notarobot

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER HAUNTED


rawContent: @blaseball gg honestly, great games

renderedContent: @blaseball gg honestly, great games

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @doomquasar please bet on moist talkers tomorrow 🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston

username: doomquasar

displayname: Simone de Rochefort


rawContent: @doomquasar ok simone said it we can safely retweet

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @magic_blaseball crabs good. crabs fans... mixed

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇


text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: they increased it... https://t.co/nwQwBxll84

renderedContent: they increased it... twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

rawContent: I hope when Blaseball returns they increase the difficulty from 'easy' to 'hard'

text: blaseball.boston


text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Moom_Radio will trade u for carcinization

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Moom


rawContent: im dying inside slightly faster than normal

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Congratulations Nagomi Mcdaniel and Alyssa Harrell! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We have now tied the Magic for shortest lineup, at 6 players each. Maybe 5 if we get lucky! 🦀🎉😭

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We challenge other teams to beat our record! 😭

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Once again the Baltimore Crabs have set another League record, having 2 players be consumed into [REDACTION] for the 1st time in the same game 🦀2⃣🎉

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Other players on Consumer [Redacted] Watch (bites):
Tigers - Mummy Melcon - 1
MT - PolkaDot Patterson - 2
Jesús Koch - 2
Beasley Gloom - 3
Ziwa Mueller - 3
Commissioner Vapor - 3
Mills - Mullen Peterson - 2
Nandy Fantastic - 3
Patty Fox - 3
Felix Garbage - 3

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: How Many Consumer Attacks until a Crabs Player is [REDACTED]? https://t.co/AtegmsUisf

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We strongly recommend waiting until after the Playoffs before voting to equivalent exchange or plunder one of our few remaining players, for your own benefit

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
nagomi's gone. alyssa's gone. tot fox is next. silvaire shortly after. forrest best got redacted. brock got ate. adalberto got ate

this is objectively the worst day in Crabs history

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: nagomi is gone

renderedContent: nagomi is gone

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Our plan to streamline the Crabs roster without spending any votes on Wills is working perfectly

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Shark Attack Watch - Nagomi Mcdaniel is one bite away from [Redacted]

Silvaire Roadhouse is 2(?) bites away from [Redacted]

Tot Fox is 2(?) bites away from [Redacted] https://t.co/3sifmAkHlG

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rawContent: Why would anyone do this to the Fridays? 😭

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rawContent:
Uhhh..... Alyssa Harrell got attacked by Consumers, had no soul left and is now [Redacted] and gone from the team

Nagomi Mcdaniel has 1 Soul left....

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rawContent: Update: Somehow the rate of Blaseball-per-Blaseball has reached record-breaking levels during the Playoffs

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rawContent: The Blaseball-per-Blaseball this season has been very high

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rawContent: In an incredible show of unity, the entire Crabs roster has decided to make itself Flat - no star players, no gods, no masters, all equal in the eyes of clab. This is intentional (do not research) https://t.co/tpHc1rn017

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @4ccFood @blaseball oh

renderedContent: @4ccFood @blaseball oh

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displayname: Antacid


rawContent: @blaseball we are the Baltimore Crabs

renderedContent: @blaseball we are the Baltimore Crabs

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rawContent: my 2 besties 😍 https://t.co/az9sq0sBy2

renderedContent: my 2 besties 😍 https://t.co/az9sq0sBy2

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BOS_flowers poggers "perfect" parra

renderedContent: @BOS_flowers poggers "perfect" parra

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: The Boston Flowers have Returned. 🌹


rawContent: I wish every [Team not in the Playoffs] a very [Wild Card into the Playoffs and somehow win it all, baybeee!]

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball dale good

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball dale good

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username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: Dale Good

renderedContent: Dale Good

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rawContent: The mammalian era officially ended on May 17 2015, with the airing of the Mad Men season finale episode 'Person to Person' [S7E14]. Ever since then, we have been living in the Time of Crab

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballT Nagomi Mcdaniel, the side character who gets her own spinoff show that is even better than the original

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: @PinkArachnia people are endlessly incredible

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: PinkArachnia

displayname: PinkArachnia - Terror Incarnate 🏳⚧


rawContent: @CommishGoogles on only vinyl so you can scratch (grind)

text: blaseball.boston

username: CommishGoogles

displayname: commish googles


rawContent: check out the instagram of this legendary poster she draws dope stuff, often from Avatar (ATLA) https://t.co/2W4ek1i8cb

renderedContent: check out the instagram of this legendary poster she draws dope stuff, often from Avatar (ATLA) instagram.com/turtleneckfact…

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rawContent: When people ask what my 2nd favorite Blaseball team is https://t.co/RRUr3vCrdz

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rawContent: @blaseball flumps

renderedContent: @blaseball flumps

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displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


renderedContent: The Blaseball-per-Blaseball this season has been very high

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rawContent: If the data doesn't support my assertions, I simply type into chat "Variance", hit enter, then hold the power button on my gamer PC until it shuts down, then take a long nap

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @leo60228 @EizabethElliott > : )

renderedContent: @leo60228 @EizabethElliott > : )

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: vriska (parody)

username: EizabethElliott

displayname: Eizabeth Elliott became the spaghetti


rawContent: RIV Goobie Ballson 😩😭🔥🙏

renderedContent: RIV Goobie Ballson 😩😭🔥🙏

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TheSplortsHub @LoversBlaseball @KC_BreathMints @nymillenials we're the baltimore crabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: TheSplortsHub

displayname: The Splorts Hub

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: oh my god.... with our combo of renovations we are literally letting the water flow underground, into the blue again, after the money's gone https://t.co/eJ7Ue0tDSk

renderedContent: oh my god.... with our combo of renovations we are literally letting the water flow underground, into the blue again, after the money's gone twitter.com/FishInAGhost/s…

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rawContent:
@BlaseballCrabs LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, LET THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND
INTO THE BLUE AGAIN AFTER THE MONEY'S GONE
ONCE IN A LIFETIME, WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND

username: FishInAGhost

displayname: Winfield🐟 without Herring 👻

rawDescription: Herring, fisherman/salt water ghost, is missing. Winfield, the fish, is alone. They/He. Former batter for the Shoe Thieves, Crabs, now redacted (fan account)

location: Sunken Charleston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Rosvo11 ok sorry! could have been worse, could have been Grind Rail Wife

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Rosvo1 🦀


rawContent: @philly_pies coins come and go but Flumps are forever

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle


rawContent:
You may find yourself in a secret base
And you may find yourself in a fortified house, with a flood-pump wife
And you may ask yourself: How did I get here? https://t.co/QGtIG17KZ7

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: unofficial crab slogan

renderedContent: unofficial crab slogan

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rawContent: may your hubris go unchecked

renderedContent: may your hubris go unchecked

displayname: joel a clark

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

location: Kansas City, MO

text: blaseball.com

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent: @ch4zm_of_hell oh... that explains the follow up that said I'm a Phoebe with Chandler rising

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displayname: 🌞 Ch4zm of Hellmouth 🌞


rawContent: wait

renderedContent: wait

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rawContent: The Game Band? more like The Game BLAND haha

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rawContent: Via old bei on the Crabitat discord, here are the Top 10 Blaseball Single Season Win Records https://t.co/E2ZSzG0GVT

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rawContent: Newly Birthed Crabs Player 'Squid Galvanic' Returning to the ILB from Up [Season 13, Colorized] https://t.co/hDqrrYFpUC

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rawContent: @Bel_Arispocrita forrest got hit with a ball and 'Observed', then at the end of a Coffee game he was removed from our lineup and became 'Redacted'. This has happened to a few players this season, it's a mystery!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Bel 5: Spooky Season


rawContent: @glassgoblin look how they massacred my boy....

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username: glassgoblin

displayname: gob! 🍋


rawContent: @Axelotl_LOL haha, wordplay!

renderedContent: @Axelotl_LOL haha, wordplay!

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Axel Trololol but Axolotl


rawContent: just took a DNA test turns out i'm 100% shellfish

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: forrest bestie 🥺🦀

renderedContent: forrest bestie 🥺🦀

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rawContent: Only one player had the speed and crimes to outrun a 6-star wanted level for this many years. Hope you come back safe but if not... thank you for everything my friend 🦀🙏 https://t.co/UrsK5LK35F

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ stephen

renderedContent: @_stephenbell_ stephen

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displayname: stephen


rawContent: We regret to inform you that after 15 Seasons of record-leading theft, Forrest Best was "redacted" by federal officers this evening. We promise the Baltimore Crabs org will do everything in its power to aid Uncle Plasma in bringing Best and other less important players Home

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: "I have returned" -signed, --- -o-

renderedContent: "I have returned" -signed, --- -o-

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rawContent:
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN TOT FOX RETURNED FROM ELSEWHERE???

or should I say, --- -o- https://t.co/Xgh7ENRPah

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rawContent: Was walking down the sidewalk with my friend Chorby Soul. Then this bus screeches up, and a bunch of people with 'Down with Chorb' shirts climbed out and started beating us up. They were yelling "CONSUMERS ATTACK CHORBY SOUL" over and over. I tried to stop them but they laughed…

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rawContent: The Sweeping Red dot next to our team name on the website is to symbolize how we're going to Sweep the playoffs and put other teams into the Red.......... please oh god please...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: For Sale: Blaseball Glove, Lightly Charred

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rawContent: @AdamNFaber @NewsyNonsense Only some, and not enough

text: blaseball.boston

username: AdamNFaber

displayname: Loud AF

username: NewsyNonsense

displayname: Jori 🎨🫶🏳🌈


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball I put you 4th in the Power Rankings 🙏🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @MoistTalkers @BlaseballNews It's Redacted

text: blaseball.boston

username: MoistTalkers

displayname: Canada Moist Talkers

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: Limbic System now batting for the Revachol Ghosts

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Crabs S15 Earnings Optimization Strategy [PRIVATE] https://t.co/yyXcYDskYa

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @skymapgames History will never forget their bravery, their contributions, or their single slot 99 sundae payout 🙏

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: skymapgames

displayname: ✨ Skymap Games ✨


rawContent: i knew as soon as I saw this tweet it was over, the sim can see our tweets. RIV Nicholas Vincent

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: thank you former tacos for coming up with new and interesting ways to die just so we can keep our record of no tacos and former tacos incinerated

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos

rawDescription: snackrifice achievers, second place struggle tweeters, we bring the blaby to blaseball's back blaby! bits by ada octothorpe and moss perennial.

location: void, probably?

text: tacosblaseball.com


rawContent: @_Xmascritter_ this is great lmao you should share on crabitat disclord!!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Xmascritter


rawContent: Zoinks Chorb!! The consumers are like, totally circling man! And we ate all the Chorby Snacks that were meant to keep them at bay dude! https://t.co/apyr4dBz2V

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Now on YouTube too https://t.co/vafWSOBPDb

renderedContent: Now on YouTube too youtu.be/LN0IkZxui9w

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title: How to play Blaseball in under 2 Minutes

description: Blaseball at your Mercy in record time. https://www.blaseball.com/

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

rawDescription: like and subscribe.

renderedDescription: like and subscribe.

location: San Bruno, CA

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: Learn how to play @Blaseball in less than 2 minutes... https://t.co/jQO3aTy5RS

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rawContent: @just_cryo so it goes

renderedContent: @just_cryo so it goes

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displayname: Cryo has 6 or more legs


rawContent: @blaseball ok thanks parker : )

renderedContent: @blaseball ok thanks parker : )

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rawContent: @Ryzorrin we took a two week break to think really deeply about strategy, goals, morality etc, and decided to be rly good. this will definitely not come back to haunt us

text: blaseball.boston

username: Ryzorrin

displayname: Chase Ware


rawContent: @AQGoGetter which team does Descartes Horse play for?

text: blaseball.boston

username: AQGoGetter

displayname: Adolphus Q Go-Getter


rawContent: blaseball is back. crabs are good again, same as it ever was https://t.co/o52ZKjibTZ

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball crabs being good again, sounded like "oh noooo" from across the plane

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @catacalypto @MauricioMunky predictions: Time for Crab

text: blaseball.boston

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

username: MauricioMunky

displayname: Maurício Costa


rawContent: @blaseball way ahead of u

renderedContent: @blaseball way ahead of u

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If you haven't been receiving your email copy of the Blaseball Beat newsletter, check Spam. Mine keep going in there. A new one got sent out today!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Crying in the seafood section of Safeway? It's more common than you'd think...

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rawContent: MISSED CONNECTION: you were the brunette in the Fells Point Hard Rock Cafe who laughed at me. I was the 27 crabs stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat trying to pay for our 6 orders of Fresh Tulepo Chicken Tenders with a pouch full of tiny sea shells

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Blaseball returns on Monday, and you know what that means. That my partner is gonna learn a lot of meaningless trivia about fictional people

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @JuwunoSteel Same as it ever was

renderedContent: @JuwunoSteel Same as it ever was

text: blaseball.boston

username: eurydiceval

username: juwunosteel

displayname: dulabeep


rawContent: Me on a date: so.... Do you enjoy... um........ Scuttling?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Clueless73 exactly

renderedContent: @Clueless73 exactly

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displayname: Infrequent Retweeter Kirby


rawContent:
Thanks to her sipping the juice last election, Tot Fox is now the 2nd most base-thirsty player in the ILB after Goodwin Morin

The current Crabs have 4 of the Top 10 Most (base)Thirsty Players in their lineup https://t.co/4CRQ9hLy4U

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rawContent:
THERAPIST: I want you to tell me more about this high level of "Patheticness" you say you've been experiencing
ME IN-BETWEEN TEARS: i.... i cant doc..... it's.. it's considered 'Forbidden Knowledge'

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballCares crabs reaping what we sowed: https://t.co/on81w2P0pB

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballCares

displayname: Blaseball Cares


rawContent: @OhioWorms worm merch worm merch worm MERCH WORM MERCH WORM MERCH

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: OhioWorms

displayname: regular ohio worms


rawContent: @BlaseballCares you forgot the baltimore crabs (a canonical expansion team, somehow)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @VerbingNouns same as it ever was

renderedContent: @VerbingNouns same as it ever was

text: blaseball.boston

username: VerbingNouns

displayname: Lauren ''Dark Verbs are 85% of Language'' Ackerman


rawContent: im crab

renderedContent: im crab

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rawContent: @jazzhandsband 9 hands. imagine. maybe more...

text: blaseball.boston

username: jazzhandsband

displayname: the jazz hands band 👐 is short circuiting


rawContent: @Ryzorrin Enriching the Fourth Stripe to win yet another championship

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's cool that the Blaseball devs decided to add 23 expansion teams after the Tigers

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: as the saying goes, one tiger many stripes. but two tigers, shame on me. 3 tigers? stripes again, and the tiger stripe 2 stripe many tigers again stripes again

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @xevo1979 this is kinda dope unironically though...

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Xevo


rawContent: curious. you claim to 'hate the Tigers' and yet when you die, you are ferried across the River Styx by Charon to spend eternity in Hades. very interesting...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: landry violence died for you, and this is how you choose to live your life? wow

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: my beautiful wife is filing for divorce simply because i told her tigerbeams matters more to me than our children. and the court Judge agreed with her, even after I entered my Lars Taylor fan art into evidence.....

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Tigers are the best blaseball team because we have the best players, the best fans, the best lore etc. are your players fireproof? didnt think so. our team is from HADES (from mythology)! what even is breckendridge, sounds fake tbh

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: crabs should have stayed up. we're all thinking it

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blavnan yes. hit the ball very hard like Aldon Cashmoney and score runs to win the game. very simple

text: blaseball.boston

username: blavnan

displayname: Josh


rawContent: If I was a batter for the Baltimore Crabs I would simply not flinch and hit the ball. not hard!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: inside every person there are 2 tigers. and they are making out

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @zylaros gottem

renderedContent: @zylaros gottem

text: blaseball.boston

username: zylaros

displayname: Rose (Cozy Arc)🌺💜🐳


rawContent: The wind blows. Time slows down. Echoes of reveries past reverb through the halls. Deep shadows darken endless doorways, a rapture of knuckles on stone. I do a big poop on the cold tile and it feels rly nice. In the distance, a siren sings. I also do a little wee, poo poo pee pee

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: if I was Orpheus I would have simply not looked back at my beautiful wife 💅

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: oh no we looked back! 😩

renderedContent: oh no we looked back! 😩

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
crabs bad... april fool!!!

(  but it wasnt april fool :[  )

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Crabs returning from blaseball to sweep our 4th championship then immediately tying our worst ever record, literally from Season 1. you truly cannot write this shit. the Blaseball simulation should win a Hugo award

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @VRlSREZl same as it ever was

renderedContent: @VRlSREZl same as it ever was

text: blaseball.boston

username: crabsbad


rawContent:
In Season 1 of Blaseball, the Crabs were a joke. The team was awful, and we finished 2nd from last with a pathetic 38 wins / 61 losses

In Season 14, we finished 3rd from last, also with 38 wins / 61 losses - tying our worst record. This will never not be funny to me.....

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: they mean it in funny way. but instead of tell truth... say lie

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: they call "april fools" when say mean lie to you

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: april fools people always mean as a prank

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Ahh. The First Ever April 1st in Blaseball. So much hijink. So many prank. All those clever little goofs, and gaffs, and spoofs, and spaffs, lost in time, like blood in bloodrain

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
YOUNG JESSICA TELEPHONE: mama, how did you decide my name?
MOM: well your first name comes from your grandmother, an inspirational woman who we still miss dearly
JT: wow! and what about my last name?
MOM: you have a dial pad on your face

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hexatomic lol

renderedContent: @hexatomic lol

text: blaseball.boston

username: hexatomic

displayname: starcunning @ macarenses angle 💙


rawContent: The horror narrative Blaseball contrasts brilliantly against the community which is unashamedly trans / queer / gay-as-fuck. it affords a messy, competitive, cooperative participation which refuses to assume the straightness and cis-ness that is so often assumed in sport + games

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: There are 1007 tracked players in Blaseball and we assume at least a few are cis and het (unconfirmed)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @cooldooski @krispykreme claws up!!!

renderedContent: @cooldooski @krispykreme claws up!!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: cooldooski

displayname: dooski 🏝

username: krispykreme

displayname: Krispy Kreme


rawContent: @spenmoney @blaseball Welcome to the Crabs! Claws up! 🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston

username: spenmoney

displayname: Spen🏹☀🌙

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @WillieTroubador and enter the hall Day 44 😭✊

text: blaseball.boston

username: WillieTroubador

displayname: WillieTroubador Parody Account


rawContent:
thankyou to @wayslidecool for pointing out that one of my names got used! 🥺

Clementine Steeplechase exists in the Georgias' Shadows https://t.co/KCbNfPeEWa

text: blaseball.boston

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username: wayslidecool

displayname: 🦑 it's jasmine!! 🐙


rawContent: @wayslidecool oh wow! I'll look them up that rules

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
names I added to the name pool:
Sep: Clawsup 🦀
Oct: Clementine 🍊
Nov: Draper 🍸
Dec: Heartlight 💖
Jan: Doom 🎤
Feb: Memorial 🪦
Mar: Bonito 🦐

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: TGB wisely and politely rejected my suggestion of 'Discourse' for the Patreon name pool, so I added Bonito instead 🐡

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: patiently awaiting the new BNN Power Rankings so I can deduct our Ranking from 24 to get our actual S15 season result

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
The patented Blaseball News Network Power Rankings Process has begun!

Results coming Soon™.

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

renderedDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


text: blaseball.boston

username: TkoLiftOfficial

displayname: The Tokyo Lift (can regenerate limbs)


rawContent: I love Siestas. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tediousdullard but you get 2 extra inventory slots, a worthwhile trade-off

text: blaseball.boston

username: tediousdullard

displayname: Kids rule UK


rawContent: @glassgoblin he simply doesn't believe in walking, both players and generally

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: glassgoblin

displayname: gob! 🍋


rawContent: Blaseball site JS leaks suggest new Season 15 Decree will allow players to actually walk away from keyboard

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Downgrading Bee Wedding to D wedding so the sharks stop circling...

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Bee Wedding? Um, I don't think so, I rate it a strong A+

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Apologies to the Yellowstone Magic who I forgot about and left in the default copy paste location. If it's any consolation, you're in a better spot than you would have ended up...

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent:
My Brain: the Hellmouth Sunbeams were in the Moab desert, which is in Idaho
Me: "the beams are in Ohio"
Me: puts the beams in Wyoming

Google Maps: The Moab is actually in Utah

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: British Person attempts to place every Blaseball team on a map https://t.co/bFxvhGPsGP

renderedContent: British Person attempts to place every Blaseball team on a map youtu.be/eS01KyJW2tE

text: blaseball.boston

title: British Person attempts to place every Team in Blaseball on a map

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: Suez Canals, you are now in PARTY TIME! haha ...ha.  topical..

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: big boat stuck canal. many day, much disrupt. but how can relate to Blaseball??? think crab, think....

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Unbelievable: Blaseball S1 is now closer to the theatrical release of Pixar's Toy Story than the theatrical release of Pixar's Toy Story is to the Fall of Rome! Incredible stuff

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: merry christmas

renderedContent: merry christmas

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: As they have no natural predators, an estimated 43 million red crabs migrate across Christmas Island during the breeding season each year. https://t.co/B8D6hnefg6

username: NaturelsWeird

displayname: Nature Is Weird

rawDescription: Tweeting the strangest plants, fungi, animals & geological formations nature has to offer!

location: Earth

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck


rawContent: the physical edition of Blaseball has only one quote on the box https://t.co/7ug14jMI5u

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @glassgoblin be the line, alyssa

renderedContent: @glassgoblin be the line, alyssa

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @EizabethElliott we're all children of eeby deeby

text: blaseball.boston

username: EizabethElliott

displayname: Eizabeth Elliott became the spaghetti


rawContent: @Ryzorrin : )

renderedContent: @Ryzorrin : )

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username: Ryzorrin

displayname: Chase Ware


rawContent: Ordering Mcdaniels for delivery. Getting a Large Chorby Burger Meal with Diet Liquid Friend, a side of Goobie Balls and a Yorkie meal for the kid (comes with either a toy or a real gun)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SplortcastSteve @blaseball @HadesBlaseball you did our boy dirty in 64 seed.......

text: blaseball.boston

username: SplortcastSteve

displayname: Splortscaster Steve

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: Congratulations Blaseball FANDOM wiki! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The r/Blaseball subreddit: for when you want discourse you can vote on

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rawContent:
Blaseball is on break for 2 weeks!

If you enjoyed the past 3 weeks of hectic @Blaseball fun and can afford to, consider supporting the devs on Patreon!

🪙 > https://t.co/BMLbMQ4oau

Your contributions help The Game Band build this weird, horrible, wonderful game and community

renderedContent:
Blaseball is on break for 2 weeks!

If you enjoyed the past 3 weeks of hectic @Blaseball fun and can afford to, consider supporting the devs on Patreon!

🪙 > patreon.com/blaseball

Your contributions help The Game Band build this weird, horrible, wonderful game and community

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text: patreon.com/blaseball


rawContent: Needs more blood in the bay but otherwise pretty accurate

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: It doesn't get more Maryland than this. Lets hear how you're celebrating #MarylandDay 🦀 https://t.co/E0mKcsmAv5

username: OLDBAYSeasoning

displayname: OLD BAY

rawDescription: There are only two things you need to know about #OLDBAY Seasoning: 1. it's great on seafood and 2. it's great on everything else. 🦀

location: Maryland

text: oldbay.com

source: Hootsuite Inc.

sourceLabel: Hootsuite Inc.


rawContent:
@Axelotl_LOL ROGUE UMP 1: did we get everyone on the list?
ROGUE UMP 2: yep. there's technically one more left but I think it's a typo, I never heard of them

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Axel Trololol but Axolotl


rawContent: I hope I'm violently incinerated in my bed at home, surrounded by loved ones, at peace with the world

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PeanKnuckle holy shit this slaps

renderedContent: @PeanKnuckle holy shit this slaps

text: blaseball.boston

username: PeanKnuckle

displayname: conner


rawContent: @mattgiltaji living their best lives tbh

text: blaseball.boston

username: mattgiltaji

displayname: Matt Giltaji


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball https://t.co/8a5KOFXHE6

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball https://t.co/8a5KOFXHE6

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @th3_s1ght Crabs good? Blaseball IS a horror game

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: P Ø JL-70 (Rosa)🏳🌈


rawContent: Saying "Blaseball is a horror game" to justify any opinion I hold. Something sucks? It should change, Blaseball is a horror game. Something rules? It should stay, Blaseball is a horror game. My ex-Wife is dating my other ex-Wife? I don't blame them, Blaseball is a horror game

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
In Season 1 of Blaseball, the 'Open the Forbidden Book' Decree passed with 566 votes

In Season 14, the 'All You Can Eat' Decree passed with 560,766 votes

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rawContent: (the page for Decrees needs updating btw if you're a Wiki person, it's missing Seasons 9 and 12-14)

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rawContent: @hexatomic @blaseball if only

renderedContent: @hexatomic @blaseball if only

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username: hexatomic

displayname: starcunning @ macarenses angle 💙

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent:
A list of every @Blaseball Decree fans could vote on (the ones that passed are highlighted in red)

Which Decree do you wish passed? Which Decree are you thankful never made it? https://t.co/j7prdY25o2

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rawContent: It's Election Day. Avoid the discourse beloved

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rawContent: She looked like a dame who knew what she wanted. I bought her a drink, and lit a smoke. She stared at me with her black eyes, dark pools a fella could really lose himself in. And her legs, 8 long legs I'd follow anywhere, attached to a chitinous orange carapace with 2 sharp claws

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We've issued our official Voting Guidance for the S14 Election! If you're a Crabs fan, join us in the Crabs-only channels on the Crabitat discord at https://t.co/qBu8PUZD5r to view guidance and track your votes! 🦀📈 https://t.co/03GBTOnItW

renderedContent: We've issued our official Voting Guidance for the S14 Election! If you're a Crabs fan, join us in the Crabs-only channels on the Crabitat discord at tillmansucks.com to view guidance and track your votes! 🦀📈 https://t.co/03GBTOnItW

text: blaseball.boston

text: tillmansucks.com


rawContent: The Tigers are the only remaining playoffs team who've won a championship. If Tacos, MT or Magic make it through, we'll be guaranteed a brand new first time championship team 🐯🌮🗣✨

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews We joined the party twice on our first go. Sweet!

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @blaseball same as it ever was

renderedContent: @blaseball same as it ever was

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @LoversBlaseball Knight Triumphant and Tot Fox are partying "elsewhere"

text: blaseball.boston

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time


rawContent: @corpseteas same as it ever was

renderedContent: @corpseteas same as it ever was

text: blaseball.boston

username: corpseteas

displayname: MOVED!


rawContent: wow, crabs bad!

renderedContent: wow, crabs bad!

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ stephen

renderedContent: @_stephenbell_ stephen

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: stephen


rawContent:
big GG to the Lovers who played a great season but had their star player washed away 2 games before the wild card. your time will come!!! 🦀💖💋

good luck to the Moist Talkers who might be the single best roster in the league (its spooky good) 🦀💖🗣

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @GwenJeronimo @MoistTalkers good luck! 🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston

username: GwenJeronimo

displayname: Gwen 🗣 || @OphiuchusRadio⛎👁

username: MoistTalkers

displayname: Canada Moist Talkers


rawContent: @zylaros we're about to get KO'd back into the Black Hole 2-0 by Lovers but by golly, it was worth it

text: blaseball.boston

username: zylaros

displayname: Rose (Cozy Arc)🌺💜🐳


rawContent: same as it ever was https://t.co/jUu0hCFS8l

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @leo60228 same as it ever was

renderedContent: @leo60228 same as it ever was

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: vriska (parody)


rawContent: @vulcrim we welcome all comers, we literally have no shame or long term memory

text: blaseball.boston

username: vulcrim

displayname: Criminally Vulgar


rawContent: @blaseball please let -o- -o- return from elsewhere, that's all we want

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: all part of the plan https://t.co/jntfVR3Zem

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball thanks parker!

renderedContent: @blaseball thanks parker!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: 5 RINGS BAYBEEEE 🦀🏆 LET'S GO https://t.co/xkgrZhbO6x

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SentientGum wild card into playoffs, win every matchup 5/4, your new champions bayb eeeeee!!!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: SentientGum

displayname: Sentient Gum


rawContent: @SpinyDykeLizard @BlaseballNews *wrong

renderedContent: @SpinyDykeLizard @BlaseballNews *wrong

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston

username: SpinyDykeLizard

displayname: Lucifer Severine, Citizen-Sodomite


rawContent: @SpinyDykeLizard @BlaseballNews it's "measure of how from the ranking was" not actual difference, I should have called it something else my bad (it's difference but always negative)

text: blaseball.boston


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text: twitter.com/YourFriendSar/…

username: YourFriendSar

displayname: Sar, Your Friend

rawDescription: i work in an email factory. Pittsburgh darling, Baltimore crab 🦀 she/they

location: The Paris of Appalachia

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
The @BlaseballNews Season 14 Power Rankings, compared to the actual season results

once again the crabs ruin everything (with help) https://t.co/6j8yFp126s

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I typed in my username and the bot immediately deleted its own repository ☹ https://t.co/ZQyvWCL1U9

renderedContent: I typed in my username and the bot immediately deleted its own repository ☹ twitter.com/Actionbastid/s…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/Actionbastid/s…

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs How long did it take you to break the bot?

username: Actionbastid

displayname: Thersites' Porter

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Wow! Someone on SIBR has created a bot that tells you when you're being a little shit

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @OhioWorms 🦀🐌🎉

renderedContent: @OhioWorms 🦀🐌🎉

text: blaseball.boston

username: OhioWorms

displayname: regular ohio worms


rawContent: Hello The Game Band please update Tot Fox's profile to use her full name, Totterdown Foxxington, thank you in advance!

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Tot Fox please come home, your 6-letter name ass can't survive that long 🦊😭

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @philly_pies Thank you for being brave enough to say this 🙏

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle


rawContent: Our players partied for the first time! Love that for them! 🥰

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Congratulations Baltimore Crabs! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: If I was Nicholas Mora I would simply not get attacked by consumers

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: WHAT https://t.co/CZsTQonu3i

renderedContent: WHAT https://t.co/CZsTQonu3i

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

renderedDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: I always knew the Mills were allies 🦀💖📱

renderedContent: I always knew the Mills were allies 🦀💖📱

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
A rare Black Hole win for the @nymillenials as they score 15 to beat the @BlaseballCrabs 5-3.

Still 10 games out going into Day 84, Mills shaping up to hit Party Time around Day 89-90ish.

username: RFoluler

displayname: Rhett Foluler

rawDescription: Blaseball bleat reporter for @BlaseballNews covering the New York Millennials. Host for Blaseball Central on WFLAN 666 AM NYC. Proud member of @IBlaseballWA

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: this is even funnier now

renderedContent: this is even funnier now

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: crabs said "no thanks we're good" https://t.co/xMTT6mvyEq

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @pattyfox_mills patty fox, we respect you and the mills

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: (INACTIVE) Patty Fox


rawContent: Our plan to receive the Psychoacoustics Renovation without adding a mediocre Wyatt Mason to our roster has worked perfectly

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Thanks to a thorough investigation from both the main Discord Keepers and The Game Band devs, it was discovered that (unfortunately) the Crabs are Good and will be progressing to the Playoffs. Thanks to everyone involved for your hard work!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: (it might have been more than 2 people, I was being hyperbolic)

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rawContent:
The Game Band taking a strong and brillaint stance IMO with regards to the 2 players who exploited

Imagine exploiting enough votes to buy entire ballpark renovations, then targeting the Crabs, the Steaks and the Mills........ lmao https://t.co/t7cfHlRZ6z

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Love The Game Band. Love the Keepers. Love the Crabs Discord Captains (Crabtains). Love the fans, the creators, the helpers 💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: thank you @blaseball 🙏 https://t.co/KTCgtj1s1a

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


rawContent: uhh hold on...

renderedContent: uhh hold on...

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
𝗟𝗔 𝗨𝗡𝗟𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗢𝗦 🌮
@ᴛᴀᴄᴏʙʟᴀsᴇʙᴀʟʟ

ladies and gentlemen, this is wyatt number 5
⁶˙⁰² ᴾᴹ ˙ ᴹᵃʳ ¹⁸ ²⁰²¹
⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯
𝟮𝟴 ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛꜱ 𝟭 Qᴜᴏᴛᴇ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ 𝟭𝟲𝟭 ʟɪᴋᴇꜱ

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Rosvo11 good

renderedContent: @Rosvo11 good

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Rosvo1 🦀


renderedContent: crabs said "no thanks we're good" https://t.co/xMTT6mvyEq

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball @OhioWorms hmm

renderedContent: @tacoblaseball @OhioWorms hmm

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: Everyone always asks Wyatt Mason, but noone ever asks "How att Mason"? We do Wyatts, we care!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The real Renovations were the Balls we Parked along the way ✨🏟💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: at this rate of play, Tot Fox about to revive Sun 1

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: November 2020.... these FUCKERS!!!

renderedContent: November 2020.... these FUCKERS!!!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @KC_BreathMints @TheSeaGarages is it a worm

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages


rawContent: @joel_a_clark crab wins should be worth less. maybe 0.6 of a win

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball we were so far up we needed to remember what the floor feels like

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: The Crabs are tied for worst in the Mild league. Nature is finally healing 🙏 https://t.co/6UvzVt33iq

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @nymillenials @OhioWorms the big bong

renderedContent: @nymillenials @OhioWorms the big bong

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hateno_village that's tot fox!

renderedContent: @hateno_village that's tot fox!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
This the number one champion sound
Yeah Crab and Shoe Thief about to go down (go down)
We're the bottom of the Mild right now
Luis got swept they might have drowned...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @logan_horseman thank you for your service Logan 🙏💖

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: LOGAN HORSEMAN


rawContent: @wayslidecool the official party yes, but crabs will hopefully be partying a lot too. and either way its gonna be hosted under some amount of water! 🦀🔱🌊💖

text: blaseball.boston

username: wayslidecool

displayname: 🦑 it's jasmine!! 🐙


rawContent: crabs gonna party for the first time this season! and everyone is invited!! we don't really know what we're doing BUT there will be music, themed drinks, the most crab-like dance from fortnite + possibly a rogue ump execution if the guillotine arrives in time 🦀🦀💖💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: whats your snacks strategy? Mine is I buy the most delicious looking snacks and put them in order of "Price if purchased (in bulk) at Costco". I currently have negative 800,000 coins

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: All shells are edible if you have ambition

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @aeonofdiscord worm emoji isn't available on my version of android, oof. Maybe that's why

text: blaseball.boston

username: aeonofdiscord

displayname: lo-fi GOFAI


rawContent: thank u for your service 🐛🙏

renderedContent: thank u for your service 🐛🙏

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs I'm the enby that personally sends a daily email about how the worms have a snail emote and that's just not adding up

displayname: P Ø JL-70 (Rosa)🏳🌈

rawDescription:
non binary (they/them)
I wanted rain and thought the best way to do it was to make god cry 🛠 let's go mechs! love the mechs  age: 18

location: Brooklyn, NY


rawContent: Guy who sends The Game Band several long, increasingly erratic emails about how the 'Wet Pretzel' item is "clearly some sort of donut, not a wetted pretzel, and must be corrected ASAP"

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Good to see we're still a top 5 team (in the Mild Low division)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @LoversBlaseball @NoStarsLars1 idk who kenny omega is but we have a player called Kennedy Loser (which is a little bit similar) and they're our dad : )

text: blaseball.boston

username: LoversBlaseball

displayname: San Francisco Lovers, Sponsored by Nap Time

displayname: Lars Taylor


rawContent: @nic_olenomicon likewise, an even matchup

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Nicole 'Pit Slut' Featherby


rawContent: The Crabs are still a good team as long as we only play against the 1 other team that got cursed by the peanut god https://t.co/aEWXm9NW9o

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @thegaragesband @OhioWorms @TheSeaGarages thank you the garages for making music which is ostensibly blaseball-themed audio shitposting but is also genuinely incredible and moving and so good 💖💖💖

text: blaseball.boston

username: thegaragesband

displayname: the garages (the band)

displayname: regular ohio worms


rawContent: follow the new garages team account at @theseagarages they only have 300 following its depressing me

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
hey folks, i'm sure you noticed a change, and pardon the dust but we're now @thegaragesband ! we're the same as ever, but we wanted to make our band and the team separate so they can continue to be the team! go follow them at @theseagarages !!

thank you so much for everything!!

rawDescription: we're a blaseball fan band that makes music totally only about blaseball | we do music at https://t.co/CHEqYvyxjS | a @StrikeFourth band | art by @kingguro

renderedDescription: we're a blaseball fan band that makes music totally only about blaseball | we do music at fourth-strike.com | a @StrikeFourth band | art by @kingguro

text: fourth-strike.com

text: thegarages.bandcamp.com


rawContent: @kevinnbrown @samrosenthal @blaseball welcome to the Baltimore Crabs Kevin! claws up 🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston

username: kevinnbrown

displayname: Kevin Brown

username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: wow

renderedContent: wow

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @kevinnbrown @blaseball it’s a fantasy game where baltimore is a dynasty. welcome and claws up! 🦀

rawDescription: Founder and creative director of @thegameband, makers of @wherecardsfall and @blaseball. he/him

text: thegameband.com

source: Twitter for Mac

sourceLabel: Twitter for Mac


rawContent: Blaseball is proof that if you trust your players and give them the tools needed to tell their own stories, they will immediately violate the warranty on those tools

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: here we go again https://t.co/ERzHamM3Gn

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @OhioWorms ohio worms

renderedContent: @OhioWorms ohio worms

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Our plan to receive the Flinch mod from fighting the Shelled One's Pods, ascend, return and wimdy a 1-season Fourth Strike boost to sweep the championship, then immediately become one of the worst performing teams so our players can Party for the 1st time has worked perfectly

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @RFoluler wow

renderedContent: @RFoluler wow

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Rhett Foluler


rawContent: or give every batter in the league flinch, either works!

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PinataPsychic the coin is right, every batter on every team should receive flinch out of fairness

text: blaseball.boston

username: PinataPsychic

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Raiden


rawContent: @RFoluler @blaseball not even the best at being the worst, smh

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Crabs and Shoe Thieves only want one thing... https://t.co/2Khnw4HIXc

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @detectiveclipse crabs have no shame (except when shamed)

text: blaseball.boston

username: MegaeraKnees

username: detectivEclipse

displayname: Kateclipse


rawContent: We did it for you @philly_pies 🦀💖🥧 https://t.co/Q2zU2bXDla

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle


rawContent: @blaseball @MultitudeShows good morning parker!

text: blaseball.boston

username: MultitudeShows

displayname: Multitude


rawContent: @lilithofknives @blaseball EBITDA Seb 🙏

renderedContent: @lilithofknives @blaseball EBITDA Seb 🙏

text: blaseball.boston

username: irisobserving


rawContent: parker is asleep so: The ILB family is deeply saddened by the sudden passing of Shoe Thieves hitter Sebastian Woodman. RIV. While grieving, please listen to @MultitudeShows and enjoy your Sundae payouts you sick fucks!!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: the Sim after eating too much crab: oof, I should really go to the gym, get some Lifts in

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: wow, the Sim really said "we've had enough crab thank you! can we just get the bill?" https://t.co/2jTQlUNnNH

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @aphalexmusic @TheSeaGarages @blaseball @ariskofrain yes!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: aphamusic

displayname: the seattle garages

username: ariskofrain

displayname: rain


rawContent: @blaseball crabs bad

renderedContent: @blaseball crabs bad

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


rawContent: @Rosvo11 @BlaseballNews it's more of a feeling

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Rosvo1 🦀

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: A patient goes to doctor. Says "Doctor, I'm deeply unhappy, I hate my job and my Boss." Doctor says "You should go see CEO Commissioner Parker IIIII, funniest commissioner in all of Blaseball. He'll cheer you up." The patient, crying, looks at the doctor and says: "what"

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews Finally I can spell Crab Good

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
💀INCINERATION POOL💀
Reply to this tweet with a Crabs Player you think will be incinerated and the Day it will happen. If you're correct, I'll PayPal you $11 (or to a charity of your choice)

1 player and day per person, earliest combo breaks ties. Max 5 incin payouts S14 only

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@OhioWorms i thought those were little yellow beads you collected in your worm hole, my bad sorry

should I cancel the bulk order of little yellow beads I placed? was supposed to be a surprise

text: blaseball.boston

username: OhioWorms


rawContent: @TheSeaGarages @blaseball @ariskofrain Looking forward to listening to it and crying a lot!

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: TheSeaGarages


rawContent: We now have as many canon Championships as the Atlantis Georgias https://t.co/WbXC776brG

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Every day I wake up and put on my silly little outfits and buy my silly little snacks

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @OhioWorms looks optimal for worms fan, the famous Big Dirt layout

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: In case You Missed It: CRABS SEASON 14 HYPE MEME VIDEO https://t.co/CvUUFACSfw

renderedContent: In case You Missed It: CRABS SEASON 14 HYPE MEME VIDEO youtu.be/pYttG82bkPI

text: blaseball.boston

title: CLAB DOWN - BLASEBALL S14 HYPE TRAILER

description: What is life if not Crab persevering? Join Blaseball at https://www.blaseball.com/

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: we'll let you know what the best offence is if we ever figure it out

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: the best defence is a good defence

renderedContent: the best defence is a good defence

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacoblaseball @OhioWorms i just think the worms are neat

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: @rsfinn claws up it begins!

renderedContent: @rsfinn claws up it begins!

text: blaseball.boston

username: rsfinn

displayname: Russell Finn


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball needed our election to go well to unfairly raise BNN people expectations, pushing us up the rankings

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: Our plan to speedrun a bottom-4 party time finish solely to ruin the BNN Power Rankings begins today

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball i still place bets, just not physically

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @MultitudeShows blaseball

renderedContent: @blaseball @MultitudeShows blaseball

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: remember to quote this tweet at me when we lose our best player on Day 1

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Disgusting that the new 'Sundae' snack lets you make money off incinerations. The joy of seeing a player get incinerated should be reward enough!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I am biased towards the Baltimore Crabs because, after all, I am the Crab

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: If you're signing up for Blaseball this week make sure to click the Crab emoji 🦀 to join the Baltimore Crabs. The other 23 icons are pretty good too tho

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Axelotl_LOL @philly_pies where is that large automobile

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Axel Trololol but Axolotl


rawContent: Just been informed that when the website says "4 bottom teams" it means the 4 lowest scoring teams, not the 4 teams that are obviously bottoms 🦀😩

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @rifflesby @BlaseballNews yes, there's also 24 teams in the league now. So the old bottom 4 might not even be a new bottom 4, there's 4 more teams below them potentially

text: blaseball.boston

username: rifflesby

displayname: Riff Conner 🐀


rawContent:
CRABS S14 HYPE TRAILER
(yes, it's been a while)

https://t.co/whqRIOZzmW

renderedContent:
CRABS S14 HYPE TRAILER
(yes, it's been a while)

youtube.com/watch?v=pYttG8…

text: blaseball.boston

title: CLAB DOWN - BLASEBALL S14 HYPE TRAILER

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: 5 minute warning!

renderedContent: 5 minute warning!

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text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
CLAB DOWN! BLASEBALL S14 HYPE TRAILER

PREMIERES LIVE ON YOUTUBE IN 25 MINS

https://t.co/whqRIOZzmW

renderedContent:
CLAB DOWN! BLASEBALL S14 HYPE TRAILER

PREMIERES LIVE ON YOUTUBE IN 25 MINS

youtube.com/watch?v=pYttG8…

text: blaseball.boston

title: CLAB DOWN - BLASEBALL S14 HYPE TRAILER

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: @oddsquint @MiamiBlaseball she was the best of the bunch if that helps, absolutely helped us win the championship (and earned her ring)

text: blaseball.boston

username: saltbuzzard


rawContent: Free Wills passing is a huge net-positive for the League. I thought Bubble was gonna pass, so am pleasantly surprised. Bottom 4 teams having a third Will can be an incredible benefit, especially combined with Party Time boosts. Good work all!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball https://t.co/31kBxwu9Dd

renderedContent: @blaseball https://t.co/31kBxwu9Dd

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent:
Crabs S13 Election Summary:

Bye bye cridays, hello Horseman!
Berty is a credit (but 5 x 0 still equals 0)
Ya can take the crab out the hole, but... https://t.co/ZmSNlUVE4X

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It's Election Day. Avoid the discourse beloved

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseround thank you The Anchor!

renderedContent: @blaseround thank you The Anchor!

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseround

displayname: The Anchor 🐌


rawContent: @SenpaiStu @blaseround holy shit, chorby short really said "this is a sundial and im gonna be the dial"

text: blaseball.boston

username: SenpaiStu

displayname: Tekken Chauncey


rawContent: @robinqazplm that's my spartan right there

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We are all love @Blaseball, genuinely.

renderedContent: We are all love @Blaseball, genuinely.

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball thanks tigers 🦀💖

renderedContent: @HadesBlaseball thanks tigers 🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent:
@blaseball @YESPLZdotCOFFEE thankyou! commiserations to all our amazing opponents 🦀💖

we couldn't have done it without our fans, our players, or the delicious and restorative taste of @YESPLZdotCOFFEE! Thanks YES PLZ!

text: blaseball.boston

username: YESPLZdotCOFFEE

displayname: YES PLZ ☕


text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @VelazquezMath84 i dont want to live in that world, and i am the crabs twitter

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Math Velazquez


rawContent:
New Fan: What's 'canon' in Blaseball?

Old Fan: All the text on the website is canon, also the official twitters are run by canon characters

New Fan: oh so the stuff on the Crabs twitter is canon?

Everyone in the Room: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TheSplortsHub holy shit

renderedContent: @TheSplortsHub holy shit

text: blaseball.boston

username: TheSplortsHub

displayname: The Splorts Hub


rawContent: We're winning because we don't deserve this, like at all. If we earned this we'd have been swept. The sim factors this in

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
New Crabs Fan on Crabs Discord Voice Chat: YESSS, WE WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP!?

Older Fan: uhhh it's actually first to 3 wins

New Fan: wait, I have to deal with the stress of 2-4 more games?? 😩

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: that last game un-jokerfied me. I'm vaccinated now. This is now a serious Blaseball news account

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @YESPLZdotCOFFEE that's us on the right fyi, neat

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: And so it all comes down to this, the grand final. The plucky underdogs Baltimore Crabs versus the #1 dominant team in the league, LA Unlimited Tacos... wait what the fuck-

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: yes, I have those the right way around...

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: y'all ever want to see a taco eat a crab in 3 short bites?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I can safely say that nobody on the Crabs expected this. Our expectations were so low, we were happy to just be included. Pouring one out for Fridays, Mints and all the other brilliant teams in these playoffs and the league 🙏🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Congratulations to your Mild League Champions! https://t.co/9PpLyIYPiJ

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball Can't believe the Crabs have done this....

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Blaseball. https://t.co/sScBRqEP9J

renderedContent: Blaseball. https://t.co/sScBRqEP9J

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Chiclawgo final? ..... 🥺🦀💖🔥

renderedContent: Chiclawgo final? ..... 🥺🦀💖🔥

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @IsYourHatePure Hello Fresh Bucatini Alfredo meal kit

text: blaseball.boston

username: IsYourHatePure

displayname: Is your hate pure?


rawContent: Podcast versus Pasta. Crab versus Carb. It's Saturday night and yet again I find myself consuming so much of both thag I have to lie down... https://t.co/WMHQaSyv7V

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball wow

renderedContent: @blaseball wow

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball @BlaseballNews 🦀💖🦀💖

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball @BlaseballNews 🦀💖🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account

username: BlaseballNews


rawContent: @NewNameJeanette i would dodge the tide using my crab-like reflexes

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: NewNameJeanette

displayname: Paradeez


displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If I was a Baserunner I would simply not get swept from play by a surge of Immateria rushing up from Under

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @gamespergame https://t.co/IwUf4z23zB

renderedContent: @gamespergame https://t.co/IwUf4z23zB

text: blaseball.boston

username: gamespergame

displayname: 🔮🌮 Games Pergame 🔮🌮


rawContent: Microsoft acquires The Game Band and puts Blaseball on Game Pass. To celebrate they add Master Chief to the Ohio Worms

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @yoorilikeglass "cant hit" gang rise up

renderedContent: @yoorilikeglass "cant hit" gang rise up

text: blaseball.boston

username: yoorilikeglass

displayname: yoooori (is recovering) 💀🦋🌺 유리


rawContent: imagine how good we'd be if we could hit the ball

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Controversial opinion, but I really like Blaseball

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BFFBlaseball @KC_BreathMints glhf

renderedContent: @BFFBlaseball @KC_BreathMints glhf

text: blaseball.boston

username: BFFBlaseball

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬


rawContent: ok we're playing Mints in round 1 of playoffs. Good luck Mints! if you beat us you gotta go on to win the title just for the wild card meme 🙏

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball feels good to be back

renderedContent: @blaseball feels good to be back

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball chiclawgo final

renderedContent: @ChiBlaseball chiclawgo final

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: i agree https://t.co/YlGNCkk2R0

renderedContent: i agree https://t.co/YlGNCkk2R0

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: thank u girlboss 🦀🥺🙏 https://t.co/nEvr1PSVRa

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ratbabyonline somehow scuttled to an undeserved position. this is the crab way

text: blaseball.boston

username: ratbabyonline

displayname: Piper Has 2 Braincells


rawContent: "Four Championships Jeremy, Four? That's insane." https://t.co/4Wb8lyQcZ5

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: we clinched #1 seed in the Mild league playoffs lmao

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball Congrats on a great season Dale! 🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @pezomi @blaseball crab

renderedContent: @pezomi @blaseball crab

text: blaseball.boston

username: pezomi

displayname: Brady

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: as a completely unbiased third party, we agree

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
I wrote some of my thoughts about why the return of the @BlaseballCrabs is the most prosperous thing for the future of @blaseball!

 https://t.co/Hk8AMkbEAv

renderedContent:
I wrote some of my thoughts about why the return of the @BlaseballCrabs is the most prosperous thing for the future of @blaseball!

 link.medium.com/sY0Xfgwhzeb

rawDescription: i make stuff

renderedDescription: i make stuff

location: pst

text: medium.com/@bradylegat

title: Why the return of the Baltimore Crabs is the most prosperous thing for the future of Blaseball

description: At the end of 72nd day of the 12th season since the return of Blaseball, the splort was changed forever. The Baltimore Crabs had descended…

username: Medium

displayname: Medium

rawDescription: We’re an open platform where readers find insightful thinking, and where creators can share their writing on any topic.

location: San Francisco, CA, US

text: medium.com

description: Official


rawContent: ohio worms

renderedContent: ohio worms

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @OhioWorms you don't have Weather 2 yet? oh no

text: blaseball.boston

username: OhioWorms

displayname: regular ohio worms


rawContent: @occultclassic we used them all up in earlsiesta so we import saltwater tears from international crabs fans, so essentially ye

text: blaseball.boston

username: occultclassic

displayname: bennett (they/them)


rawContent: @Axelotl_LOL you know what? Sure axel, you deserve to be happy and have wins 🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Axel Trololol but Axolotl


rawContent:
Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today
I'm gonna be a part of it:
New York, New York Arena, Arena!

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: All the new Ballparks have great nicknames inspired by their fan communities. But besides 'The Crabitat', I think my fav is New York, New York Arena, Arena..... I laughed just typing it out

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
BLASEBALL ONBOARDING
Season 1: Its like regular baseball but with silly player names, and you can vote on new rules!

Season 13: Trust me, it's quite simple once you understand. Did you know Runs are physical objects? Let's start by covering the 7 core weather types... https://t.co/EdYYurBEf1

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Imagine if Crabs hadn't got hit by Champs in the Making during our ascension season. We'd have returned to the League with Base 1, Carcinization, Nagomi McDaniel and MoCo and Sutton Dreamy. Yikes. I miss our ex-crab friends but tbh kinda glad it happened for the league...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @NedNedNedNed @_stephenbell_ my goal is to create content for the smallest slivers of crossover in the 'blaseball-other' venn diagrams

text: blaseball.boston

username: NedNedNedNed

displayname: Ned Baker

displayname: stephen


rawContent: @_stephenbell_ "7 Incinerations... not great, not terrible." https://t.co/KdRcevjyj8

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: no slow down, only speed up!

renderedContent: no slow down, only speed up!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: sim, slow down. slow the hell down

renderedContent: sim, slow down. slow the hell down

displayname: joel a clark

renderedDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @joel_a_clark more

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark more

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @YESPLZdotCOFFEE what is grief, if not sponsorships persevering?

text: blaseball.boston

username: YESPLZdotCOFFEE

displayname: YES PLZ ☕


rawContent: @SquirreLord1111 nah they're rental crabs, pure mercenaries

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Squirrel


rawContent: For some of us, the Discipline Era never ended uwu

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews silverada because crabs fast

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @VerbingNouns same brain

renderedContent: @VerbingNouns same brain

text: blaseball.boston

username: VerbingNouns

displayname: Lauren ''Dark Verbs are 85% of Language'' Ackerman


rawContent: when Peanut Mister accidentally bats a nut into the crowd https://t.co/gOM0MfRQ04

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @akronisticlotor no matter who you are or what you require, we'll make sure you can watch the Crabs get absolutely demolished at home. just utterly, completely wrecked

text: blaseball.boston

username: akronisticlotor

displayname: Victoria @tdfischer@towns.gay


rawContent: when Peanut Mister bursts onto the Crabitat field, ready to block incoming peanuts: https://t.co/8RN90o8vM0

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: convenient nut https://t.co/3ZfUyweARf

renderedContent: convenient nut https://t.co/3ZfUyweARf

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @NCLRVTMN this version of NFT is honestly almost as bad as the original

text: blaseball.boston

username: NCLRVTMN

displayname: Wonyeon D-101 Longbro DMR 🦀🆑🆎🦀


rawContent: dont destroy the environment so you can own the non-fungible token for a meme

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Introducing Blaseball NFTs, now you can....... i can't even finish the joke tweet I feel sick to my stomach,,..

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @OhioWorms I like when they say the Crabs are good, it validates me

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews


rawContent: Jacoby Podcast is sponsored by Choking. Choking: the easy to use platform that lets you lose beautiful games that you should have easily won. Sign up now with the code CRABSBAD for 30% off your first Choke

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @adeno_trip just because I haven't visited physically, doesn't mean I don't reside there mentally, emotionally, spiritually...

text: blaseball.boston

username: lilacticacid


rawContent:
ME: ...so I grew up in Baltimore-
THEM: https://t.co/3iuyjezbE3

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: imagine if we actually make the playoffs in this weird return season, haha, just kidding........ unless...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: just hit the ball, throw the pitch, run the bases and go home safely to your family. if you achieve that without teleporting or exploding into flames or being yeeted 'elsewhere', you succeeded at the splort

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Each day in Blaseball there is one protagonist. The goal for players is to never be it

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @CoreKirchner claws up kirchner! 💖⚒

renderedContent: @CoreKirchner claws up kirchner! 💖⚒

text: blaseball.boston

username: CoreKirchner

displayname: 🛠Zoey Kirchner (Roams Universes.)


rawContent: amazing! future crabs fan in the making

renderedContent: amazing! future crabs fan in the making

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: hey @BlaseballCrabs my nephew made a crab for y’all https://t.co/wgBz2ZOOM7

displayname: Oswin (Oswin) | 🎸 luv u Mariners ⚾

rawDescription: just a blaseball/baseball account now; i do music for The Garages sometimes | #SeaUsRise | video game podcast over at @TheEMPod | left my ❤ in 🏴

location: she/it 💖💜💙

text: miketownsends.tumblr.com


rawContent: "Bring a Parent" day at my kid's school. I burst through the door followed by dozens of live crabs. They scuttle everywhere, the kids scream. The Teacher yells "Why are you in my house? This is a zoom lesson!" but I'm already gone along with her PS5. My secret? I don't have a kid

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChorbyShort that would be sweet, i'll ask my dad (kennedy loser)

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChorbyShort

displayname: Chorby Short Prime


rawContent: sorry fellow crabs I can't help with votes this election, I spent all my coins on Roblox shares :(

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @segoknot sure why not

renderedContent: @segoknot sure why not

text: blaseball.boston

username: segoknot

displayname: Avril 🏳🌈


rawContent: If you don't buy When Cards Fall when it launches on PC and Switch your fav Blaseball player will be incinerated... Seems unfair to me but I'm just the messenger!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews Shaming the other team then getting +1 win while giving the other team a 'pity win'. the ultimate Shame...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @blaseball we meant the ceremonial guillotine https://t.co/h1HJffiJX8

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: "Loop Hero"? No thanks, I only have room in my life for one game where players run around a loop over and over while terrible things happen

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball How are we going to kill rogue umps now??? Sigh, I'll go get the guillotine

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Breaking News: I'm a big gay crab (and you can be too!)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @YESPLZdotCOFFEE im just happy to be a part of things tbh gg all : ) 🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Oh my god.... the devs really did crank the dial on incinerations and look to the audience for approval...

(credit to Muse on Crabitat discord for the chart) https://t.co/h4uwrxPwzj

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Axelotl_LOL that's 100% profit you're welcome!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @RevRyeBread yes... YES....

renderedContent: @RevRyeBread yes... YES....

text: blaseball.boston

username: RevRyeBread

displayname: Riley L. Hopkins|| cohost & tumblr under same name


rawContent: Nagomi got shadow-banned and Tillman gained stars... Blaseball IS a mess!

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @WillieTroubador "wait, I thought I put 10,000 votes into Refuse? oh my god"

text: blaseball.boston

username: WillieTroubador

displayname: WillieTroubador Parody Account


rawContent: Why would you infuse Tillman Henderson? That's like brewing a delicious artisinal tea in sewer water

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Axelotl_LOL im good but thankyou axel

renderedContent: @Axelotl_LOL im good but thankyou axel

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Axel Trololol but Axolotl


rawContent: I often max bet on the other team in Crabs games because if we win, I feel good and don't care about losing money but if we lose, the pain of losing is slightly offset by cold hard cash

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: lowering of expectations

renderedContent: lowering of expectations

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
But seriously, we need to know...
#NationalCrabDay https://t.co/71Pi5NlTKm

username: OLDBAYSeasoning

displayname: OLD BAY

renderedDescription: There are only two things you need to know about #OLDBAY Seasoning: 1. it's great on seafood and 2. it's great on everything else. 🦀

text: oldbay.com


rawContent: crab at home https://t.co/9ypNmdAwcy

renderedContent: crab at home https://t.co/9ypNmdAwcy

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: look at this Facebook crab. it's so buff.... its got abs! crab abs! craabs!! dummy thick crab benching weight at the gym!!! who is she?? https://t.co/sufoEY6Dy5

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AAAAAAGGHHHHH buff boy https://t.co/XB2o95ta5t

text: blaseball.boston

username: AAAAAAGGHHHHH

displayname: finch


rawContent: @winterion i only picked the microsoft one because I thought it was default (its the one that shows for me on chrome on windows lol)

text: blaseball.boston

username: winterion

displayname: Daniel Greenberg


rawContent: we want to be the nice clean Apple crab, or the dummy thick Facebook crab, but something tells us we're the cursed emojidex crab.....

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @wayslidecool "Poke"-ing my friend to let them know their Blaseball team lost the game, laugh out loud!

text: blaseball.boston

username: wayslidecool

displayname: 🦑 it's jasmine!! 🐙


rawContent: @CarsThatDrive @blaseball @YESPLZdotCOFFEE me taking a big sip: mmm, you can really taste the burns

text: blaseball.boston

username: CarsThatDrive

displayname: Robin

username: YESPLZdotCOFFEE

displayname: YES PLZ ☕


rawContent: @blaseball @YESPLZdotCOFFEE RIV Hotbox Sato. Pouring myself a nice hot box of Yes Plz coffee to commiserate 🙏☕

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @adeno_trip @UnabashedlyRose nice try adi, you're just trying to trick me into revealing our secrets! i'll never tell!!! and if I were to, what would I google!!!??

text: blaseball.boston

username: UnabashedlyRose

displayname: Sam (She/Her)


rawContent: @UnabashedlyRose um sam, im from Baltimore (/ˈbɔːltɪmɔːr/ BAWL-tim-or, locally: /ˈbɔːlmər/) the most populous city in the U.S. state of Maryland, as well as the 30th most populous city in the United States, with an estimated population of 593,490 in 2019

text: blaseball.boston