rawContent: @BfWinkler @NoStarsLars1 @SunbeamsBickle @hmouthsunbeams @ChiBlaseball @rallypitcher we have a bunch of local baltimore fans and they're generally pretty bored of people only knowing Baltimore from The Wire lol https://t.co/KLfymuI99V

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: look back. https://t.co/EqkxtFXYnc

renderedContent: look back. https://t.co/EqkxtFXYnc

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App


rawContent: @blaseball Hawai'i is down 1 run, bottom of 9. tigers are already roaring in watchparty. but whats that? the birds are circling. they've spotted something on the field... no, some-one. they peck & peck. York Silk is free. He hits a 12 point dodeca-slam. The simulation deletes Hades in shame

renderedDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @hifridays Free Nagomi shortly after Freeing York Silk

text: blaseball.boston

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: If we lost against the Fridays in the final I wouldn't even be mad. Claws Up for Island Time!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball wait, how does the wild card work again?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: just been informed I dont understand what OOC is, thought it meant "Oooweee! Our Crabs! 😍"

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
/ [OOC]

hope u have a rly good weekend : )

/

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Hideo Kojima presents: Ascended Shelled "Nagomi" Mcdaniel

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Hideo Kojima presents: Punished Shelled "Nagomi" Mcdaniel

text: blaseball.boston

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android


rawContent: @HanMechanical the shelled one doesn't want nagomi free because it knows that's endgame for the gods, only reasonable explanation

text: blaseball.boston

username: HanMechanical

displayname: Drew the Crab


rawContent:
Combs Duende's stealing home,
Whilst Henderson is on his phone,
And Nora hits it hard and fast,
As Sutton dreams of Time long past.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: everything reminds me of him... 😩 https://t.co/LBAAhFYbVp

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Nagomi Mcdaniel hasn't scored a single run in almost 3 whole seasons. awful player tbh

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We may not have killed any Gods yet but we did send them Tillman Henderson which, one may argue, is a fate worse than death

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MillsSquad that's illegal!

renderedContent: @MillsSquad that's illegal!

text: blaseball.boston

username: SizzleSquadDTX

username: millssquad

displayname: mills squad 🍇


rawContent: @_stephen_____ @blaseball @hifridays and "claws up!" was the last slogan. its like poetry, it rhymes

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: Clearing out Tillman's quarters and under a pile of energy drink cans we found his 2020 Halloween costume: a budget "Angry Arsonist Referee" outfit from Party City

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball another world record smashed

renderedContent: @blaseball another world record smashed

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @NCLRVTMN it's not required but it's not discouraged in any way

text: blaseball.boston

username: NCLRVTMN

displayname: Wonyeon D-101 Longbro DMR 🦀🆑🆎🦀


rawContent: Excited to announce the grand opening of the Tillman Henderson Memorial Library. When open, visitors will be able to select up to 5 books & burn them in the central incinerator. Anyone caught reading will be forced to cry in front of one of the many gilded Tillman statues

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If you think we are insufferable now, just wait until we win our 3rd Championship and Ascend!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: If you think we are insufferable now, just wait until we win the Championship!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: if Tillman gets resurrected he'll be the first revived player to have their father immediately pay off their debt

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Killman Enderson

renderedContent: Killman Enderson

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @AconiteCo Shilling a brutal death for sponsorship money. It's exactly what he would have wanted 🦀🙏

text: blaseball.boston

username: AconiteCo

displayname: Aconite


rawContent: @FinnJamesBC He once gave 4 stars to the Cheesecake Factory by the harbour, near the aqaurium. Only restaurant he ever tipped in

text: blaseball.boston

username: FinnJamesBC

displayname: Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal


rawContent: In lieu of flowers, Tillman Henderson's family have requested that donations be made to one of the many local Baltimore businesses he rated 1 star on Yelp

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: People say Tillman is an asshole but to be fair, he had the decency to die before we ascend. Really taking one for the team, he did not deserve it like AT ALL

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: BREAKING; New Video Recording Shows Baltimore Crabs Hitter Tillman Henderson yelling at umpire after a bad call, "What are you gonna do? Incinerate me?"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: God damnit, I can't believe this. That motherfucker owed me like $300, said he'd pay me back after we won the playoffs. never seeing that money again. rest in violence I guess?? https://t.co/bWzeEy0ZW2

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Wow, that game was shorter than Kiki Familia's whole life

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @catacalypto deal!

renderedContent: @catacalypto deal!

text: blaseball.boston

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent:
don't be drab
just take a stab
cuz you're fab
and not mab
head to the lab
inside a cab
rhyming is hard
Support the Baltimore Team!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @catacalypto yurts trunbo

renderedContent: @catacalypto yurts trunbo

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball https://t.co/CGjPosJkcR

renderedContent: @blaseball https://t.co/CGjPosJkcR

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @RanestavW inclined to agree with you given Nagomi has been shelled for 232 DAYS

text: blaseball.boston

username: RanestavW

displayname: Ranestav, the Literal Worst


rawContent: @NSplortscaster always

renderedContent: @NSplortscaster always

text: blaseball.boston

username: NYMSplortscast


rawContent: @FlangraphsBlase @blaseball thank u

renderedContent: @FlangraphsBlase @blaseball thank u

text: blaseball.boston

username: BFFBlaseball


rawContent: @blaseball not gonna lie commish this was not a good way to clear this up. also the font is subatomic. and most importantly, we can't read, what does this say?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
crabs good
birds bad

renderedContent:
crabs good
birds bad

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AxelTrololol who are you?

renderedContent: @AxelTrololol who are you?

text: blaseball.boston

username: AxelTrololol

displayname: Axel Trololol


rawContent: @DaveDrevello oh yeeeaaaah

renderedContent: @DaveDrevello oh yeeeaaaah

text: blaseball.boston

username: DaveDrevello

displayname: wrestling mark/nonbinary pal


rawContent: @BlaseballPro unironically yes

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro unironically yes

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: 90% of Blaseball lore is just unattributed Genius Annotations with 0 likes https://t.co/0gxYioCCqN

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @SpyHouston @KC_BreathMints the Spies would be winning less if they lost more games. Conversely, the Crabs would be winning more if our players hit the ball and ran on base and scored more runs than the opposing team across more games in aggregate. really makes u think

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

username: SpyHouston

displayname: Houston Spies

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬


rawContent: @senor_mortgage @BlaseballCares claws up claws up claws up

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: maks

username: BlaseballCares

displayname: Blaseball Cares


rawContent: Some people think the RNG elements of Blaseball are harsh, but what you don't know is that the devs work under the same brutal RNG weather conditions. Joel drank some of Stephen's blood to gain their baserunning ability, and an ex-dev was recently feedback swapped to EA Montreal

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @joel_a_clark y'all, please stop badgering joel about this tweet. he's not responsible for the gameplay of blaseball, the simulation took over 6 weeks ago, he hasn't pushed a single commit since August 24th

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: also axel or whatever i guess

renderedContent: also axel or whatever i guess

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nutgomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi free nagomi fre

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @glassgoblin @NagomiMcdaniel this is how dope nagomi would look if the birds would LET HER OUT OF THE FUCKIN SHELL!!!!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: glassgoblin

displayname: gob! 🍋

username: NagomiMcdaniel

displayname: NAGOMI MCDANIEL


rawContent: [FANART] wouldn't trade supporting this team for anything! #CLAWSUP 🦀 https://t.co/3zUH58FHm9

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: hard agree

renderedContent: hard agree

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Join them https://t.co/vKS9mnnUGX

renderedContent: Join them https://t.co/vKS9mnnUGX

username: MemesSurreal

displayname: Surreal Memes Bot

rawDescription: Bot that posts surreal memes from reddit every day, made by @graxcoding  | I own no content posted | r/surrealmemes and r/SurrealApprovals | DM for promo

source: Surreal Memes

sourceLabel: Surreal Memes


rawContent: "bean me like one of your null girls "

renderedContent: "bean me like one of your null girls "

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @FlangraphsBlase @blaseball @CHSSTFans @philly_pies @KC_BreathMints @TheSeaGarages honestly a fluke the wings pitcher was absolutely hammering us, should not have won that last one

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages


rawContent: ravioli ravioli give me the free nagomi

renderedContent: ravioli ravioli give me the free nagomi

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? HELLOO?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Boraedu @HadesBlaseball new phone hubris?

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball hubris?? we don't know the meaning of the word!!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Now officially confirmed: after 9 seasons, the Discipline Era is over. And the Crustacean Era begins 🦀🔪 https://t.co/AdTmmKcFda

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: - Nagomi Mcdaniel

renderedContent: - Nagomi Mcdaniel

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: id love to get attacked by a bird. id love for a bird to try to fight me. id love to smash it to bits with my bare hands.

username: dril

displayname: wint

rawDescription:
Societary Fact Whisperer || alienPiss Brand Ambassador
" I Apologize For The 51 Day FBI Siege In Waco On Behalf Of All White Boys "

book: https://t.co/JdpJcKiRPi

renderedDescription:
Societary Fact Whisperer || alienPiss Brand Ambassador
" I Apologize For The 51 Day FBI Siege In Waco On Behalf Of All White Boys "

book: amzn.to/3EXTLEX

location: big burbank

text: linktr.ee/drilreal


rawContent: It's time. https://t.co/DZ5WebIPk9

renderedContent: It's time. https://t.co/DZ5WebIPk9

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: controversial opinion but i hope we win enough games to make the playoffs and then win the playoffs for the 3rd time and ascend

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: every hour i open my silly little browser and place my silly little bets

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: dear birds, blaseball fans + the commish: As we head into Day 1 of Season 9, Please unshell Nagomi Mcdaniel so she can enjoy some final games of blaseball before our entire team gets ripped apart by HellStorm weather or whatever da fuck

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@whiteheatgames @Natedogg316 @Polygon this is not true. new stuff is added every week. the community being established is great, it means you can join one of 20 interesting teams with lots of onboarding help

if you're not interested that's fine, but it's never been easier to get into Blaseball

text: blaseball.boston

username: whiteheatgames

displayname: Geist Riot

displayname: Nathan "Gleeful Rulesthief" Long

username: Polygon

displayname: Polygon


rawContent: @Polygon This article mentions the Baltimore Crabs only 1 time, but it does call us "the strongest" therefore we rate the article 4/5 crabs 🦀🦀🦀🦀⚫

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @JuwunoSteel valid, as long as you dont turn up to the memorial like that

text: blaseball.boston

username: eurydiceval

username: juwunosteel

displayname: dulabeep


rawContent: split between thinking this is a dope cosplay and wondering about the ethical implications of cosplaying someone who died like 4 weeks ago

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: this is such an incredibly niche market but i cosplayed @BCVenusCombs, formerly of @BlaseballCrabs / @blaseball 🦀✨ https://t.co/EcznUhjFlB

displayname: dice in the blaseball zone

rawDescription: eurydice✨ | xe/xem | 19 | white | wake up play ball | VA for @qtrqpod and @hadesprojectpod 💕

location: i do not use they/them

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone

username: BCVenusCombs

displayname: Combds Duende Memorial Account🎙


rawContent: @JuwunoSteel nope

renderedContent: @JuwunoSteel nope

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Also if we didn't have a siesta then Season 13 would have ended on Halloween 👻 someone ask TGB to straight up skip S12!!

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews 🦀🔥🦀🦀🦀

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews 🦀🔥🦀🦀🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @blaseball This article mentions the Baltimore Crabs and is therefore a good article.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: October 31st is a Saturday this year, so there will be spooky Halloween playoffs and the possibility of a Trick or Treat Ascension!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: the Forrest Best Morning Carpool Service can accommodate up to 4 crabs players if it includes Tot Fox and Luis' projector

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs He'll also pick up Kennedy Loser on the way whenever his car is in the shop, which is often. (Piggyback)

username: DonutShoes

displayname: DonutShoes🍩👟

rawDescription:
Composer, sound designer, instrument builder // Chiptune // 👨🌾 // Cohost at @thegeekbeat // he/him // 🩸⚾🦀🎸
pfp: @Robo_Biscuit
donutshoesmusic@gmail.com

location: Connecticut, New England

text: ethandesautels.com


rawContent: he uses the roads. vehicles pull to the side to let him pass like he's an ambulance. they learned to do this the hard way, after several incidents that required an actual ambulance

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Forrest Best doesn't own a car, he simply sprints from Leakin Park to the stadium every morning at an unbroken 45mph pace

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: that's not my real name btw that's just a human character I RP in our fake office roleplay discord

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I added Clementine to the Blaseball naming pool, you're welcome. https://t.co/0IU5b1VRKU

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @NSplortscaster saving 280 souls from oblivion via shitposting, our destiny

text: blaseball.boston

username: NYMSplortscast


rawContent: don't worry! become a crab and never be disheartened again, on account of biologically not having a heart

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Disheartened that the semi-official Crabs account is better at Blaseball shitposting than I ever shall be.

displayname: Grayparsingway

rawDescription:
Have mandolin, will travel.  Seattle Garages 🎸
He/They

location: Seattle, WA

rawContent:
never made it as a wise crab
couldn't cut it as a poor crab guessing
tired of livin like a blind crab
season 9 without a single blessing
and this is how you remind me

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: if my splorts team is not playing and therefore unable to win games, how is my smooth brain supposed to produce dopamine and make me feel good? @HopkinsMedicine please respond

text: blaseball.boston

username: HopkinsMedicine

displayname: Johns Hopkins Medicine


rawContent: frequently used emoji on the crabitat discord https://t.co/xVSG1bKXl6

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@blaseball dear commish, I wrote you but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my team name at the bottom
I sent two letters back in S1, you must not-a-got em
They were probably intercepted by a rogue umpire or somethin

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @LookyLouChicago my body is already a cage

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO SEEM LONELY
I WAS WAITING ON UNSHELLED NAGOMI
THIS TIME I'M LESS BOLDEN
THOUGHT WE TRADE HER BACK FOR TINY HOLDEN

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


renderedContent:
never made it as a wise crab
couldn't cut it as a poor crab guessing
tired of livin like a blind crab
season 9 without a single blessing
and this is how you remind me

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: the ones you love will always betray u

renderedContent: the ones you love will always betray u

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: A relationship should be 50/50. You pick the crabs, I eat them.

username: OLDBAYSeasoning

displayname: OLD BAY

rawDescription: There are only two things you need to know about #OLDBAY Seasoning: 1. it's great on seafood and 2. it's great on everything else. 🦀

location: Maryland

text: oldbay.com


rawContent: spelunky 2 is rly fun, if only Nagomi were free to enjoy it 🥺

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: [OUT OF CHARACTER] crabs good

renderedContent: [OUT OF CHARACTER] crabs good

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Hellmouth getting an expansion team https://t.co/nbrg1EOtJz

renderedContent: Hellmouth getting an expansion team twitter.com/pcgamer/status…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/pcgamer/status…

rawContent: A reality-bending chasm has appeared in Microsoft Flight Simulator's version of Brazil https://t.co/5jKRMDSlUU https://t.co/otcqpZ7gXV

renderedContent: A reality-bending chasm has appeared in Microsoft Flight Simulator's version of Brazil buff.ly/3l1sveq https://t.co/otcqpZ7gXV

username: pcgamer

displayname: PC Gamer

rawDescription: The global authority on PC games.

renderedDescription: The global authority on PC games.

text: pcgamer.com

description: Official

source: Buffer

sourceLabel: Buffer


rawContent: im a simply being, i see da crab, i upvote da carb. please clarb

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @qt_dork @blaseball my bad sry

renderedContent: @qt_dork @blaseball my bad sry

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


rawContent: @NedNedNedNed makes sense

renderedContent: @NedNedNedNed makes sense

text: blaseball.boston

username: NedNedNedNed

displayname: Ned Baker


rawContent: shit, the siesta messed up my scheduling, does anyone know my Sprout social login???

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: In Season 9, the Spies played a truly unbeatable season and swept the championships. There's only one way to stop this unstoppable force, we must unite and vote for the SABOTAGE THE SPIES decree this election!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Confirmed by The Game Band: the 1 week break is so they can add 3D graphics to Blaseball!! https://t.co/Yzo4MzECa1

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: From WAFC Chicago, this is This Immaterial Life. I'm Ira Gass. Stay with us. Please, I'm begging you, Stay with us.

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: "This is THE INDICATOR FROM PLANET MONEY. I'm Stlacey Vanek Smorth. Today on the show - we talk to a giant crab-person about the benefits of idol-switching in a downturn economy"

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
hello @NPR i’m the blaseball commissioner prime minister🩸⚾
https://t.co/fNBIamX18q

renderedContent:
hello @NPR i’m the blaseball commissioner prime minister🩸⚾
npr.org/2020/09/29/918…

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

username: NPR

displayname: NPR

title: Baseball Fans Rule In An Online Game Made For Pandemic Times

description: The online game Blaseball is about building community and organizing against malevolent forces beyond your control. It's also surreal, bizarre and a little weird.

rawDescription: News. Arts & Life. Music & more. This is NPR. 🕵 Securely send us news tips: https://t.co/qfEoMDe1Hw

renderedDescription: News. Arts & Life. Music & more. This is NPR. 🕵 Securely send us news tips: securedrop.npr.org

text: securedrop.npr.org

text: npr.org

description: Official


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams you're supposed to be resting, time off work is important! :(

text: blaseball.boston

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: "cantankerous crustaceans"??? if we knew what either of those words meant we may or may not be offended!!! @blaseball https://t.co/tDg8x9QiT0

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: please don't be horny on main

renderedContent: please don't be horny on main

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: From the Crabs series by Guy N. Smith https://t.co/y54wzldZpi

username: panelpulp

displayname: Panel Pulp

rawDescription: pulp and non-pulp comic panels, covers, adverts, and whatever internet weirdness applies

location: admin: panelpulp@gmail.com


rawContent: @BoogieBuds wowee

renderedContent: @BoogieBuds wowee

text: blaseball.boston

username: BoogieBuds

displayname: Boogieman Buddies


rawContent: As Blaseball takes a one-week break, we urge our followers to also take some time off to reflect, to rest, and to remember what's truly important in life: Winning at Blaseball

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PhantaV capitalism is a curse

renderedContent: @PhantaV capitalism is a curse

text: blaseball.boston

username: PhantaV

displayname: Lucien, Lord of Light


rawContent: If you are reading this, you have failed your one job during this week long siesta. Go to sleep now! zzzz

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Memenaar @ChiBlaseball this would be a good point if I could understand it

text: blaseball.boston

username: Memenaar

displayname: Ryan McDiarmid

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: Did we spend 1.1 Million+ votes and win no Blessings? Maybe. Or maybe the real blessings were the friends we made along the way @ChiBlaseball 🦀❤👩🚒

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @davidmbeasley WIP

renderedContent: @davidmbeasley WIP

text: blaseball.boston

username: daymaybeas


rawContent: BREAKING: Blaseball Fans Across The World Devastated After Learning How Statistics Work

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Bug Report: We didn't trade Nagomi Mcdaniel for Holden Stanton at the Jazz this election and the flights to Breckenridge are non-refundable

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ratbabyonline @corpserevivers zzzzz

renderedContent: @ratbabyonline @corpserevivers zzzzz

text: blaseball.boston

username: ratbabyonline

displayname: Piper Has 2 Braincells

username: corpserevivers

displayname: marn @ WIFE CITY


username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: prbmtcblaseball

displayname: Your Blaseball Fav Is Problematic


rawContent: no blessings ascension run any%

renderedContent: no blessings ascension run any%

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Once again the Crabs win every blessing using their superior voting power. Despicable

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: nobody cares fucknut show us the election results https://t.co/VahJmz3dnN

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HetreaSky Very Good Actually We Like 🥳

renderedContent: @HetreaSky Very Good Actually We Like 🥳

text: blaseball.boston

username: HetreaSky

displayname: Sky! 🐀


rawContent:
you once were a tillboy
but today
you have become a tillman.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ratgills @juangeedraws Amazing!

renderedContent: @ratgills @juangeedraws Amazing!

text: blaseball.boston

username: ratgills

displayname: 💙Robin💙

username: juangeedraws

displayname: 💫 juan gee!! 💫


rawContent: @Chatch43 request declined

renderedContent: @Chatch43 request declined

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @FluffyBlakThing @Smolbou @XeilaSnoshade @blaseball crab

text: blaseball.boston

username: Faynefluff

username: Smolbou

displayname: Nynn ❤ 🇺🇦

username: XeilaSnoshade

displayname: Your new best friend Xeila

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @ColinMParker yeah we have no idea! but it's exciting :)

text: blaseball.boston

username: ColinMParker

displayname: Colin M. Parker


rawContent: @ColinMParker we don't know what ascension does but if the team doesn't survive, the community absolutely will. Claws up!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @lenasabrewing # hot-corner

renderedContent: @lenasabrewing # hot-corner

text: blaseball.boston

username: lenasabrewing

displayname: 🌺🚃lesser themdad🚃🌺


rawContent: August 8th 2020

renderedContent: August 8th 2020

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: When our players learn how to hit the ball, run on the base, throw pitches and catch the ball in the outfield then, oh boy, you'll alllll be sorry.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball love da tigers 🥺 🙏 wish tigers players and fans a healthy and happy siesta

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @ThadWDavis no context

renderedContent: @ThadWDavis no context

text: blaseball.boston

username: ThadWDavis

displayname: Thad W Davis II (the w stands for Winter I guess)


rawContent: Season 9 will be the final Crabs Season.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @elvisfigpies love you elvis i idol you all the time when you're pitching ❤❤❤

text: blaseball.boston

username: ElvisFigPies

displayname: Elvis Figueroa Marijuana ☀🥧 (closed)


rawContent:
@blaseball @LimitedRunGames an UNBELIEVABLE and INCREDIBLE set of final games
LOVE our amazing team
LOVE the crabs fans, the community we've built here
LOVE the devs, the commish, the keepers
LOVE the Tigers, who had a horribly rough season
LOVE all the teams and players who make Blaseball a joy to witness

text: blaseball.boston

username: LimitedRunGames

displayname: Limited Run Games


rawContent: ascension delayed our bad 😬

renderedContent: ascension delayed our bad 😬

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @2tot2fox STOP TWEETING IT'S THE FINAL!!!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Tot Fox


rawContent: @Fabby_Garza You are a hero and deserve a place in the Hall

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Fabby_Bear.exe has stopped responding


rawContent: @tamsinthegame Love da Tam, love da Crabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: tamsinthegame

displayname: 🌻tam's in bloom


rawContent: let's fucking go https://t.co/wjnLERYaSu

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I may just be a simple country neurosurgeon who experienced contact carcinization from a patient then followed the sound of the ever-pounding drumbeat to the Crabitat where I became the unpaid social media manager for the Baltimore Crabs, but I think umm the crabs are good :))

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Knit_The_Terror are ya winning splort?

renderedContent: @Knit_The_Terror are ya winning splort?

text: blaseball.boston

username: FiftyFathomKnit


rawContent: if these fucking birds don't peck Nagomi out of her shell we're borrowing the wild wings legal team for an avian lawsuit

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @blaseball doubt it, the birds have a well known anti-nagomi bias

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @j_cutting Cannibalism is okay when you've got Old Bag 🥰

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: John Cutting


rawContent: FREE NAGOMI https://t.co/JN2VOCNS1Q

renderedContent: FREE NAGOMI https://t.co/JN2VOCNS1Q

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Send "CRABS GOOD" as a message to someone random in your contacts and post screenshots of what they reply under this tweet

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: CRABS BAD

renderedContent: CRABS BAD

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @LimitedRunGames @HadesBlaseball Time for Crab

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It was always going to end like this https://t.co/YIB3dvpFYO

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @bebooboobop @BlaseballNews y'all ever see a crab cry?

text: blaseball.boston

username: bebooboobop

displayname: 🏳⚧ avery says fuck cops


rawContent: i heard that last guy sucks ass

renderedContent: i heard that last guy sucks ass

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: ah yes, we have so many wonderful people in the blaseball community! the artists, sibr, writers, the rp accs and .. uh... the guy who makes funny tweets on the @BlaseballCrabs acc?

displayname: Luin

rawDescription:
崙
animation student // @luindraws as well

location: comms open!

text: ko-fi.com/luinsart


rawContent: The Game Band are taking a 1 week siesta so they can build the new CSS theme everyone will be forced to use after the Crabs ascend in Season 9

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball thank u commish : )

renderedContent: @blaseball thank u commish : )

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BFJones1442 @BlaseballNews even spooky ghosts are yelling their support for the crabs! 🦀♥👻

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Buttface Jones


rawContent: there's a "bug" (or unintended design) where instead of a shelled pitcher being skipped, it picks the next unshelled pitcher then continues. So our worst pitcher pitches twice in a row. Last playoffs, they pitched our 2 losing games. Same might happen this time. Feels really bad

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @catacalypto every now and then I tweet about discord and someone is like "wait there's a discord??"

text: blaseball.boston

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: our players are so anticapitalist they will opt to steal third when we have 2 outs at the bottom of the 11th inning I can't even

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @adeno_trip @anotherginsberg what they said. We typically don't issue guidance until after the playoffs but if you want a really easy answer, precog / extra elbows

text: blaseball.boston

username: lilacticacid


rawContent: CRABS GOOD

renderedContent: CRABS GOOD

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SpyHouston @Houston_Spies @blaseball @hmouthsunbeams @BOS_flowers @TheSeaGarages @HadesBlaseball @philly_pies @DallasSteaks oh ok

text: blaseball.boston

username: SpyHouston

displayname: Houston Spies

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams

displayname: The Boston Flowers have Returned. 🌹

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages

displayname: Philly Pies, falling blaseball player receptacle

username: DallasSteaks

displayname: Dallas Steaks


rawContent: @PhantaV preemptive shitpost

renderedContent: @PhantaV preemptive shitpost

text: blaseball.boston

username: PhantaV

displayname: Lucien, Lord of Light


displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Houston_Spies @blaseball @hmouthsunbeams @SpyHouston @BOS_flowers @TheSeaGarages @HadesBlaseball @philly_pies @DallasSteaks commish delete this, you've put over 14 deep state agents in jeopardy :(((

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @phrobitey @blaseball @hmouthsunbeams @Houston_Spies @SpyHouston @BOS_flowers @TheSeaGarages @HadesBlaseball @philly_pies @DallasSteaks ❤❤❤🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: phrobitey

displayname: bitey (¢ommissions open)

username: HadesBlaseball


rawContent: Grats to the Beams for their first ever Playoffs. Honestly well deserved - they had an incredible season, top of their division and beat us more consistently than many other teams. Happy to be playing alongside these great players/fans (even if they worship a big shiny god)

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Look upwards.

Do you see it? The sun slowing in its march across the sky, lingering at its noontide zenith? How its light burns harsher—colors more vivid, shadows more stark?

It looses a blast of radiation, a soliloquy in sunfire. A warning. A cheer. A tolling bell. #blaseball https://t.co/KNU88gY87Q

rawDescription:
INACTIVE

Former home of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, of @blaseball infamy.
Was managed and operated, with love, by Lincoln Carpenter/@lhcarpenter.

location: at peace

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @phrobitey @blaseball @hmouthsunbeams @Houston_Spies @SpyHouston @BOS_flowers @TheSeaGarages @HadesBlaseball @philly_pies @DallasSteaks the Pies or the Tigers could ascend, they just have to make it to the finals and beat whoever they play. good luck : )

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Garages V Crabs Finale Part 2: The Flickering

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: ⚾🩸THE STAGE IS SET🩸⚾ https://t.co/5YAfXxHcfW

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: "MEE6 Disliked This." https://t.co/l8GhA7Y4oa

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball actions having consequences, lets go baybeeee

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @snakeskulls @DaveDrevello @blaseball @hmouthsunbeams @Houston_Spies @SpyHouston @BOS_flowers @TheSeaGarages @HadesBlaseball @philly_pies @DallasSteaks honestly? go for it, we have no idea what's happening any more

text: blaseball.boston

username: snakeskulls

displayname: Garfield Enthusiast

username: DaveDrevello

displayname: wrestling mark/nonbinary pal


rawContent: @blaseball @hmouthsunbeams @Houston_Spies @SpyHouston @BOS_flowers @TheSeaGarages @HadesBlaseball @philly_pies @DallasSteaks if you told us this would be the playoffs even 3 weeks ago we'd have been like 😬 ok chief

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: oh, the free market capitalism nut god is still alive. sad https://t.co/SZONhQ5wkQ

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HilfordG made especially for you https://t.co/4oWsY4PZ27

text: blaseball.boston

username: HilfordG

displayname: 𝘼𝘾𝘼𝘽alenciaga Girl


rawContent: me every time we play the Firefighters https://t.co/ofwiEEkCtf

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: opposition research

renderedContent: opposition research

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
good morning
today im thinking a lot about the crab church in katamari damacy https://t.co/J4yRmRmDe1

username: AggroCrabGames

displayname: AGGRO CRAB

rawDescription:
🔪 VERY Professional Indie Game Studio
🦀 Making ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE, an underwater soulslike coming in 2023
✨ Wishlist or else: https://t.co/AOPmzGrD85

renderedDescription:
🔪 VERY Professional Indie Game Studio
🦀 Making ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE, an underwater soulslike coming in 2023
✨ Wishlist or else: bit.ly/AnotherCrabSte…

text: bit.ly/AnotherCrabSte…

text: bit.ly/AnotherCrabSte…

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck


rawContent: @LuckyGrandSlam season 9 is FIRE SEASON... or uh... fire fighting season? water season? SEASON 9 IS CHICAGO SEASON!!!

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: LuckyGrandSlam

displayname: 👁 LUCKY 💫


rawContent:
@blaseball *detective commissioner parker kneels next to the body, presses his fingers against the shotgun pellets peppered throughout it*
DET COM PARKER: my god... it's natural causes

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball :( 🦀❤🔥

renderedContent: @blaseball :( 🦀❤🔥

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: still no dad https://t.co/CBLrqWhOlF

renderedContent: still no dad https://t.co/CBLrqWhOlF

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball Umpires aren't Gods, they're people, and people die easy. To kill the Gods you have to be capable of reaching them. We'll bring you a souvenir 🦀❤

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: @OliviaReneeG @thegameband only team to ascend in just 2 seasons, if you only count Crab Seasons

text: blaseball.boston

username: Oliviaardvark

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: dear @blaseball please let Nagomi Mcdaniel out of her shell so she can play Spelunky 2 on PC release next Tuesday, she has over 1000 hours on the original and she really wants to compete against Pedro Davis in the daily challenge it's kind of their thing please!!!! 🦀⛏

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: fuck yeah it is

renderedContent: fuck yeah it is

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Today's gender is a descent of crabs.

renderedContent: Today's gender is a descent of crabs.

username: genderoftheday

displayname: gender of the day

rawDescription: Genderbot lets us outsource our feelings about gender to a bot, which I think should free up a lot of mental space for other things. Botparent: @mishafletch

text: patreon.com/mishafletch

source: Cheap Bots, Done Quick!

sourceLabel: Cheap Bots, Done Quick!


rawContent:
@hmouthsunbeams Do you think love can bloom,
even on a blaseball field?

text: blaseball.boston

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: hideo kojima's BLASEBALL https://t.co/lXTRWf0bk1

text: blaseball.boston

contentType: application/x-mpegURL


rawContent:
he was a bird
she was still shelled
can I make it any more obvious?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @leo60228 Make the right side of this Chicago instead of (place name) and you got a deal

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: vriska (parody)


rawContent: I miss playing the Firefighters for 12 games in a row. Truly we were from Chiclawgo

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @EizabethElliott it can run Crabsys ha ha. just a little bit of crab humour for you there :-)

text: blaseball.boston

username: EizabethElliott

displayname: Eizabeth Elliott became the spaghetti


rawContent: invested over 20,000 USD in my WFH setup earlier this year but trust me, every penny counts! 🥰✌ https://t.co/9pmngrpJpn

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: it's gameday post your setup 🩸⚾

renderedContent: it's gameday post your setup 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @dead_end_rhodes @ChiBlaseball this made me laugh out loud. it's been a long day

text: blaseball.boston

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: @detectiveclipse tell the unicode council that decides emoji!!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: MegaeraKnees

username: detectivEclipse

displayname: Kateclipse


rawContent: @FinnJamesBC we're willing to pay the wings' legal team to help fix this finn dw

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: FinnJamesBC

displayname: Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal


rawContent: @ayalamoogsigan @BlaseballNews @nymillenials @Houston_Spies @HadesBlaseball @WildWingsCDMX @CHSSTFans @magic_blaseball winning the race to having a transparent background on this pic making it hard to see in dark mode oof

text: blaseball.boston

username: ayalamoogsigan

displayname: Aya 💜🖤💜 🔞

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club

username: WildWingsCDMX

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟

displayname: Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇


rawContent: @CommishGoogles Its S2 A.N.G.S - Season 2 of the After Nagomi Got Shelled era. an event so monumentous it recent our time/date system

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: CommishGoogles

displayname: commish googles


rawContent: jessica telephone was deshelled after a few days yet Nagomi Mcdaniel remains shelled well into Season 2. This clearly shows a JT-bias that goes all the way to the top of the ILB. Are these birds paid actors? Is the Commish a JT stan? the invlestigation continueth

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@glassgoblin Ur not a goblin, you're THE goblin
(ノ^_^)ノ

text: blaseball.boston

username: glassgoblin

displayname: gob! 🍋


rawContent: it's okay to be a disaster gay ocean goblin. don't let anyone tell you otherwise

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ChiBlaseball new division: Chiclawgo. only 2 teams. u know which

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @WillOremus @noahchestnut we will free Nagomi with your support! CLAWS UP 🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: WillOremus

displayname: Will Oremus

username: noahchestnut

displayname: Noah Chestnut


rawContent: @thegameband crab season can be delayed, but never stopped 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: @verdiwriter FF brings the fire, crabs bring the crabs, no matter who wins or loses its one hell of a cookout!

text: blaseball.boston

username: verdiwriter

displayname: Verdigris Gloaming


rawContent: meme shared with permission by Flynnfinite Bread on the Firefighters/Crabs "We have 15 back-to-back games against each other today, let's make a shitposting Discord" Discord 🦀🔥 https://t.co/n4B3SwR5Ry

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: when commissioner parker dies imma read so many ads at his funeral

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball I was at a closed-casket wake for my uncle, when suddenly the front door of the funeral home exploded open. I turned, squinting to see through the smoke, and there he was. Commissioner Parker. He looked me dead in the eyes and said "sorry for your loss, buy Limited Run games"

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @FinnJamesBC INDEED!!!

renderedContent: @FinnJamesBC INDEED!!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
MERRIAM-WEBSTER: crabwise means to do something sideways, or indirectly
US: yes, crab do be wise
MW: no, that's not what-
US: crabWISE : )

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: gonna need a 2nd opinion on that one chief

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Good morning! Today's #WordOfTheDay is 'crabwise' https://t.co/NguqCltNW2 https://t.co/425DiGvBK4

renderedContent: Good morning! Today's #WordOfTheDay is 'crabwise' s.m-w.com/3eKMPxf https://t.co/425DiGvBK4

username: MerriamWebster

displayname: Merriam-Webster

rawDescription: Word of the Day, facts and observations on language, lookup trends, and wordplay from the editors at Merriam-Webster Dictionary.

location: Springfield, MA

text: Merriam-Webster.com


rawContent: On all levels except physical, im crab.

renderedContent: On all levels except physical, im crab.

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: my mom made fig jam https://t.co/1nYB6wHgJi

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @joel_a_clark https://t.co/v37Ped8E6C

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark https://t.co/v37Ped8E6C

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @joel_a_clark we understand what you mean, thanks for this joel! 😉

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: given how often it's time for crab, we will now only be announcing when it's Not Time for Crab. Please feel free to use the attached image whenever you need https://t.co/Ucb1LX88Ze

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball deleting my kids' epic games account and forcing them to only play blaseball, yelling over their loud crying "Just read Chris Plante's substack, it'll explain everything!"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: snip snip bish https://t.co/iltow8qxdk

renderedContent: snip snip bish https://t.co/iltow8qxdk

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: On the 24th of December 1914, the British and German forces on the Western Front of WWI chose to put aside their differences in the spirit of the holiday season and play a friendly game of Blaseball. It was known as "The Christlmas Trulce". 572 people were incinerated on the spot

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballTimes not if you're a bird

renderedContent: @BlaseballTimes not if you're a bird

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballTimes


rawContent: wow fuck birds

renderedContent: wow fuck birds

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Retweeting this every day until Nagomi is Freed, sorry, I don't make the rules https://t.co/pnsQlJulch

renderedContent: Retweeting this every day until Nagomi is Freed, sorry, I don't make the rules twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

rawContent: "I encased myself in a peanut shell Ollie, I'm Shelled Nagomi!!!" https://t.co/0FLMzDOhPt

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AmHermesGod @GoblinPlanet sometimes bad things happen to blaseball players but at the end of the day, the important thing is that Yurts Trunbo 🦀👁🙏

text: blaseball.boston

username: AmHermesGod

displayname: hermes🧇

username: GoblinPlanet

displayname: The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody*


rawContent: @RFoluler @nymillenials unbelievable snitch tagging, y'all should be ashamed

text: blaseball.boston

username: RFoluler

displayname: Rhett Foluler

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: @alaska13303959 we're giving him space to figure it out but honestly he's being an asshole about it

text: blaseball.boston

username: littleclownball


rawContent: @BlaseballPro https://t.co/oF4YUl761e

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro https://t.co/oF4YUl761e

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent: @IdealTrajectory welcome to the crab gang softshell

text: blaseball.boston

username: ClementonicEm


rawContent: @codydw12 hell yeah!

renderedContent: @codydw12 hell yeah!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Cody 💙💛


text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/AvgJoeBaker/st…

rawContent: @burmart @BlaseballCrabs Yes! Come join us! https://t.co/fMQdCSCiRk

renderedContent: @burmart @BlaseballCrabs Yes! Come join us! tillmansucks.com

username: AvgJoeBaker

displayname: Justin

rawDescription: what is twitter

renderedDescription: what is twitter

location: Raleigh, NC

text: tillmansucks.com

username: burmart

displayname: Martin Burke

title: Discord - A New Way to Chat with Friends & Communities

description: Discord is the easiest way to communicate over voice, video, and text. Chat, hang out, and stay close with your friends and communities.

username: discord

displayname: Discord

rawDescription: Discord is the easiest way to talk over voice, video, and text. Talk, hang out, and create a place to belong with your friends and communities.

location: San Francisco, CA

text: discord.com

text: discord.com

username: StoriesColossal

displayname: Evan Perlman (H O L D F A S T)


rawContent: I think straight people are allowed to play Blaseball but I'd have to check with the keepers

username: BlaseballCrabs

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
I know some people dislike the Crabs + that's ok. But I must say that being a part of this community, listening to fans cast games over voice on the Crabitat discord, the art + music, the strategy - it's been a bright spot in a dark year

Love the Crabs, love u Crabs fans 🦀👁❤

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ljs39 yes

renderedContent: @ljs39 yes

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: lauren (taylor's version) 🎄🐀


rawContent: Season 8 of the Internet Blaseball League is sponsored by pain. Pain! Paaaaiiiin! Use code "AHHHH!!!" for 50% off

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball please send commissioner blowser the twitter password he needs to tweet about the exciting world of Mario 3D All Stars for Nintendo Switch

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball doug blowser is the new commish, bye bye

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The whole league loves Pitching Machine, a lovely machine that throws 3-star pitches! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the machine is a scab

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Pitching Machine is the new Jessica Telephone, please update your idols and stan accounts accordingly

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: New player Luis Acevedo is the only Crabs player capable of having 'Most Excellent' vibes, a great metaphor. It's okay though, a season of having to work with Tillman will fix that https://t.co/kjSRPsCsmx

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @LochNeassa let's goooo craaaabs!!!

renderedContent: @LochNeassa let's goooo craaaabs!!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: LochNeassa

displayname: LochNeassa (get it like the Loch Ness Monster?)


rawContent: @philippawarr @catacalypto Welcome to the Crab Gang!

text: blaseball.boston

username: philippawarr

displayname: Pip

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @geeblaster 🦀👁

renderedContent: @geeblaster 🦀👁

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username: geeblaster

displayname: FATAL BERT


rawContent: @Thaumaturgecos Correct.

renderedContent: @Thaumaturgecos Correct.

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

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username: Thaumaturgecos

displayname: 🍂prince of the trash elves🍂


rawContent: Had the pleasure of meeting Jessica Telephone at a charity do once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

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rawContent: @FinnBc @FlangraphsBlase they call us an outlier, yet they're the ones out here lying. truly makes u think

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username: FinnBc

displayname: 🦀⚾F I N N👁J A M E S⚾🦀


rawContent: @h0td0gfingers nora would have beaned 14 people in her first game back, including out-of-rotation pitchers, debt repaid and ready to have a fun season

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displayname: Jaylen Botdogfingers


rawContent: @marc_laidlaw ok

renderedContent: @marc_laidlaw ok

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displayname: mL


rawContent: twitter keeps asking me to enable tooth actor authentication. umm.... sorry jack, crabs don't have teeth and even if we did, we defo wouldn't let them study acting!

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rawContent: @rinewithoutacat thankyoouuu! follow-up question: do you know what our password is???

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username: rinewithoutacat

displayname: it's pumpk-Rine spice latté season, y'all!


rawContent: @KTGI_Fridays legitimate facts and evidence-based conclusions have no place in blaseball

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displayname: Hawai'i Fridays SPAM Radio


rawContent: anyone use hootsuite and know how to delete an incorrectly scheduled tweet?? quick please!

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rawContent: In Season 8, the Hawaii Fridays became too powerful! With their 99-0 season, we must unite and take action. In the Season 8 Election we must vote to FREEZE THE FRIDAYS! https://t.co/CQIBtx9r18

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball should have paid them on time and not in a nut-based currency

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username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent:
Farewell @OliverNotarobot - you'll always be a human first, and a crab second. We love you, be good 🙏

Please take care of our fleshy human boy @TheSeaGarages 🦀❤🎸

Here's a song by Ollie: https://t.co/rerFHpEB2i

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Farewell @OliverNotarobot - you'll always be a human first, and a crab second. We love you, be good 🙏

Please take care of our fleshy human boy @TheSeaGarages 🦀❤🎸

Here's a song by Ollie: youtu.be/HRtDBPuD6t8

text: blaseball.boston

username: OliverNotarobot

displayname: Oliver Notarobot

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages

title: Ollie - when the season's over

description: A Billie Eilish cover by Oliver Notarobot. We trust the Garages to take good care of our fleshy human boy ❤Support the Baltimore Crabs at https://www.blaseb...

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

rawDescription: like and subscribe.

renderedDescription: like and subscribe.

location: San Bruno, CA

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: Updated our profile for the new season, header used with permission by the amazing @CDPNhyphenK 🦀❤ https://t.co/OZpCIRjVCL

text: blaseball.boston

username: CDPNhyphenK

displayname: Christopher Neal-Knight


rawContent: Somebody please tell @briamgilbert we need a Blaseball Unraveled. that's it, that's the tweet

text: blaseball.boston

username: briamgilbert

displayname: brian david gilbert


rawContent: @tacoblaseball @prbmtcblaseball The Gods added a decree specifically targeting us so we get no blessings. That's how close we're getting to stabbing these fuckers in the eye

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos

username: prbmtcblaseball

displayname: Your Blaseball Fav Is Problematic


rawContent: Congratulations to the @WildWingsCDMX for winning their first ever lawsuit! Also the season 7 championship or whatever

text: blaseball.boston

username: WildWingsCDMX

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings


rawContent: @prbmtcblaseball i thought it was because we were hot and popular but this also makes sense

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballGames @hermitcrablvr @tillmanrules @FinnBc @KennedyLoser @TheForrestBest @CrabParra @DreamySutton @MontgomeryBull2 @2tot2fox @OliverNotarobot @AdalbertoTosser @AxelTrololol @NagomiMcdaniel @BrockForbesBC if we could read this would mean a lot to us 🦀❤❤❤

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username: BlaseballGames

displayname: 🏝Valentine Games 🏝

username: tillmanrules

displayname: Tillman Henderson 69th inductee to the Hall o Fame

username: KennedyLoser

username: TheForrestBest

displayname: Forrest Best

username: CrabParra

displayname: Parker Parra

username: DreamySutton

displayname: sutton dreamy 🏝🦀

displayname: 🌛🦀 🏝Loco MoCo🏝🦀🌜

displayname: Tot Fox

username: AdalbertoTosser

displayname: Adalberto Tosser

username: AxelTrololol

displayname: Axel Trololol

username: NagomiMcdaniel

displayname: NAGOMI MCDANIEL

username: BrockForbesBC

displayname: Brock Forbes


rawContent: @WillieTroubador im the shelled guy : (

renderedContent: @WillieTroubador im the shelled guy : (

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: WillieTroubador

displayname: WillieTroubador Parody Account


rawContent: @valascano @KC_BreathMints we'll trade for winnie, an OG crab

text: blaseball.boston

username: devlascano

username: valascano

displayname: aaron

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬


rawContent:
ME: FREE NAGOMI!
YOU: what about axel?
ME: who?

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rawContent: @FinnJamesBC @blaseball absolutely.

renderedContent: @FinnJamesBC @blaseball absolutely.

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username: FinnJamesBC

displayname: Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseball Free Nagomi so she can party, its only fair

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Our plan to make it all the way to the semi-finals then get beaten 3-2 by the lovers so we don't have to deal with losing players to the Champs in the Making blessing has worked perfectly

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rawContent: Tillman with the red hot spicy take... https://t.co/iPsfyB86Id

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rawContent: pray 4 wings 🙏 @WildWingsCDMX https://t.co/8Q9MqKdIXZ

text: blaseball.boston

username: WildWingsCDMX

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings


rawContent: my dog-eared copy of the Prima Official Game Guide for Blaseball is already grossly outdated

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: yurts trunbo

renderedContent: yurts trunbo

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rawContent:
Other teams: "I wonder what the @BlaseballCrabs discuss for strategy. It must really work.
The Crabs: https://t.co/ao8PBbAEgd

username: DevolitionDerby

displayname: DevolitionDerby

rawDescription:
Stream sometimes. Admin at @PuzzleSpeedrun
Beat Saber Amateur
SDVX Inf Dan 18.89 VF

location: Maryland, USA


rawContent: @blaseball don't worry, the deicide squad is on a quest to bean the gods

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rawContent: @CDPNhyphenK @blaseball this fucking rules

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username: CDPNhyphenK

displayname: Christopher Neal-Knight


rawContent: Lovers versus Crabs, a rivalry as old as 4 whole minutes ago

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rawContent: @blaseball ⏰4⃣🦀

renderedContent: @blaseball ⏰4⃣🦀

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rawContent: Other teams may talk a big anti-capitalism game but Forrest Best has stolen 56 BASES!!! this season so far. the absolute thievery from our criminal twiglet!! https://t.co/yYOp0rjWt0

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rawContent: we live in a socliety

renderedContent: we live in a socliety

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rawContent: @glassgoblin I would like to see it

renderedContent: @glassgoblin I would like to see it

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username: glassgoblin

displayname: gob! 🍋


rawContent: Nagomi gonna burst out of her shell in the final against the Garages just in time to get beaned by Jaylen and banished to the shadow realm

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
abandon the rituals
they say make you "human"
to scuttle around in the cold
wet mud. feel your sad soft
skin harden, your eyes grow
on stalks, your fingers melt
into something that cuts
through the noise.
ignore those that say:
"Your body is a cage". no.
your body was the cage.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Do we want to win the championship, knowing we'll probably lose 3 of our beloved players to Champs in the Making? :( https://t.co/Y7phURktco

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: oh no, our best pitcher (Alex Truckman) got shelled. now we only have 4 excellent pitchers in rotation 🙁

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @_Metonymy_ there are no stakes more higher in holding than blaseball Metty. should have yeeted yourself out the nearest window yelling "sorry, the internet needs me!"

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Metty


rawContent: wtf, this nut's a god damn capitalist! https://t.co/OpA9LHRYfJ

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: NUT https://t.co/UMFMAihbdc

renderedContent: NUT https://t.co/UMFMAihbdc

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rawContent: @ScavengersNet @ChiBlaseball its the setup for a sitcom nobody wants yet everyone deserves!

text: blaseball.boston

username: ScavengersNet

displayname: The Scavengers Network

username: ChiBlaseball

displayname: Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account


rawContent: somebody please tell the giant peanut it's Rosh Hashanah, some of our fans have things to do!!! https://t.co/tWm1RA95KB

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: wow

renderedContent: wow

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rawContent: @ColinMParker The Crabitat server is chill, much much more chill than main discord. lots of channels you can participate in as much or as little as you'd like. come play! :)

text: blaseball.boston

username: ColinMParker

displayname: Colin M. Parker


rawContent:
GitHub Update Notification for repository 'the-game-band/blaseball'

branch 'taco-shell-emergency' has been successfully merged into production

deploy? y/n

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rawContent:
THE GAME BAND: and the playoffs can happen on saturday and the election on sunday! something new happens every week!

*7 seasons later*

THE GAME BAND: jesus christ they're trying to nut the entire tacos rotation, tell my family I'll be busy until 2021

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rawContent: Blaseball isn't a video game, it's a social experiment designed to see what happens when 4 Full Time developers have all of their weekends ruined for the rest of their lives

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If the @WildWingsCDMX qualify, it will be their first ever Playoffs in 7 seasons of the Internet Blaseball League. The Division Shakeup has truly changed the game!

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rawContent: It's looking like the Hades Tigers will not qualify for this season's playoffs. If so, this will be the first season ever they've not qualified. Its been a brutal and unfair season for Tigers fans, please send them your love ❤🐅 https://t.co/ac8TUz1cAH

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rawContent: @KC_BreathMints @blaseball I don't see  this so-called "commissioner parker" on the roster or website at all, sounds like forbidden knowledge to me tbh

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball hmm, how do we know that you're actually the commissioner and not just someone named firstname Commissioner, lastname Parker, who accidentally wandered into the front office and failed upwards??

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rawContent: tot! https://t.co/rPQewbY02A

renderedContent: tot! https://t.co/rPQewbY02A

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rawContent: if I were a blaseball player I would simply hit the ball really hard then run on base, steal home, score points and win the game. i am very intlelligent

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: lets go lesblians lets go!!!

renderedContent: lets go lesblians lets go!!!

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rawContent: im blisexual

renderedContent: im blisexual

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rawContent: crabs are gay, but they're not JUST gay. they're more than that. they're also smooth-brained it's just 1 big giant smooth brain cell in there

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: picture a cute little crab, carefully snipping cuttings of various plants in a garden, slowly placing them in new soil with its tiny but bulky claws, helping the garden grow  🦀❤🌹 @BOS_flowers

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: The Boston Flowers have Returned. 🌹


rawContent: Please stop messaging me about the "Baltimore Oreos". I don't like Oreos or care what that is

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If the Flowers 🌹 lose the next 2 games, and the Mills 📱 win the next 2 games, the Flowers will enter PARTY TIME 🎉 on Day 75 - a new Internet @blaseball League record! https://t.co/SFCT4ePGwi

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
No more. We've suffered enough, some much more than others. It's unfair, it's cruel, it's Godly

Time for an eye 🦀👁 for an eye 👁✍

Time for the DEICIDE SQUAD to let the Gods know what it feels like to lose one of their own

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @VerbingNouns life is for living. without risk there's no reward. free nagomi and let her live her life, on her own terms

text: blaseball.boston

username: VerbingNouns

displayname: Lauren ''Dark Verbs are 85% of Language'' Ackerman


rawContent: @robbinghope @blaseball idc about help i just want nagomi to be happy

text: blaseball.boston

username: robbinghope

displayname: Joe Pelletier


rawContent: @BOS_flowers @Holgast the garden must grow 🌹❤

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: Holgast

displayname: Holgast


rawContent: @blaseball you mispelled Nagomi Mcdaniel 😠

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Holgast @BOS_flowers they didnt deserve this

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: please share with any birds u know thanks

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: 🐦🥜 FREE NAGOMI 🥜🐦

renderedContent: 🐦🥜 FREE NAGOMI 🥜🐦

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rawContent: If the instability chains to Shelled Nagomi I WILL cry and it WILL be messy.

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rawContent: @blaseball quick poll to take the temperature of the room

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label: Kill all the Gods

label: Ensure the Gods die

label: Commit Deicide

label: 🦀🔪 EVERY GOD 🔪🎸


rawContent: @Josephthebugga @blaseball Put Jaylen in a shell, let the instability burn out, then stab the gods every gods 🦀🔪

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @thepoppywcrs we also consider ourselves rivals sometimes, depending on mood 🦀🔪

text: blaseball.boston

username: thepoppywcrs

displayname: jaso 🕊


rawContent: @blaseball it's time to stop.

renderedContent: @blaseball it's time to stop.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: inspired by slavfox on discord https://t.co/PG70MNM6D5

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rawContent: Yurts Trunbo

renderedContent: Yurts Trunbo

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @glassgoblin @KennedyLoser kennedy loser / tillman henderson buddy action movie send tweet

text: blaseball.boston

username: KennedyLoser


rawContent: @magic_blaseball dont worry about it ❤🌹

renderedContent: @magic_blaseball dont worry about it ❤🌹

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇


rawContent: It's amazing how competitive the Wild Low series has been this season. Every team super closer, every game entertaining and tense. Best div to spectate for sure! 🦀♥ https://t.co/WtJWJOs5jN

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rawContent: if you're not on board with killing all the Gods now, I don't know what to tell you. We need the Deicide Squad to unite now more than ever...

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rawContent: Shelled Nagomi when she realizes she's safe from being beaned + marked for death by zombie Jaylen Hotdogfingers

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: "I encased myself in a peanut shell Ollie, I'm Shelled Nagomi!!!" https://t.co/0FLMzDOhPt

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ratbabyonline we can help her repay her debt. the Gods will answer, but we need enough people left to actually face them!!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: ratbabyonline

displayname: Piper Has 2 Braincells


rawContent:
This happened to the Tigers earlier. It's the single worst game in Blaseball history. Our condolences go out to the players and all fans

The plan is simple: We need to send Jaylen back

We need to shell every unstable player

We must stop the spread of instability https://t.co/ORYx9zjDdd

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
um yeah, im CRAB

C - Carcinized
R - Readily
A - and
B - Bisexual

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ZeroGravitas @hmouthsunbeams no thank u

text: blaseball.boston

username: ZeroGravitas

displayname: ZeroGravitas

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: @blaseball sipping my old (bay) fashioned as the sun sets, happy in the knowledge the splort of blaseball will soon know the name Vriska Clawsup

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @FinnJamesBC idk im not going there its really far and humans touched it ew

text: blaseball.boston

username: FinnJamesBC

displayname: Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal


rawContent: @wand3rwolf when ur shell looks this good you dont need to explain anything baybee 🦀🕶

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: literal lynxgirl, in her FFXIV era


rawContent: what exactly did humans ever accomplish? Nothing important. Landing on the moon? Oh wow big whoop, good 4 u, flew 2 the empty big rock stuck a flag in then bounced after like 3 days, cowardly mammal behavior. If crabs had done the apollo mission the moon would be 98.7% crab today

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TheEyeInTheWall what da heck, if we knew what that word meant we'd be really offended >:(

text: blaseball.boston

username: TheEyeInTheWall

displayname: Spectator


rawContent:
New Decree: Do Not Love Da Mills!
Description: Your team no longer has to play the Mills until they forget how to hit the ball really hard

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @alandwarinasia are you on the crabitat discord? if not join! ❤

text: blaseball.boston

username: alandwarinasia

displayname: henry/myriad: once-and-future king


rawContent: @KidThe12 literally think about combs every game, dont slander us like this!!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball if you ask it a question then shake it and look inside, a little message pops up answering your question, except the answer is always "idk lol try again later"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: all these games won, and yet we lost Valentine 🥺

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: As this seasons record will attest, we are actually just a bunch of crabs stacked on top of each other in a pilfered three-piece suit https://t.co/eCa2EqtDN4

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: my  blody  is a  cage

renderedContent: my  blody  is a  cage

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Imagine a world without Blaseball. All countries uniting in peace. Climate change reversed. Centuries of technological innovation achieved in record time. But instead we hit the ball and run the bases on the immaterial plane. Truly makes u think

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @pattyfox_mills we swapped him to batter 2 elections ago in preparation, playing the long game

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: (INACTIVE) Patty Fox


rawContent: @Zombiewski 🦀❤

renderedContent: @Zombiewski 🦀❤

text: blaseball.boston

username: Zombiewski

displayname: BLACK LIVES MATTER


rawContent: "getting shelled"? waaay ahead of you boss

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: ⚾🩸🥜🪙 60 minutes 🪙🥜🩸⚾ https://t.co/RqWhAvxD4r

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball https://t.co/Hb9aXOXTz3

renderedContent: @blaseball https://t.co/Hb9aXOXTz3

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SCQpodcast fun fact: we only play blaseball to pass the time until the Great Carcinization, so I feel you chose wisely! 🦀👁🤝

text: blaseball.boston

username: SCQpodcast

displayname: Side Character Quest


rawContent: @ordinarymothman very good

renderedContent: @ordinarymothman very good

text: blaseball.boston

username: ordinarymothman

displayname: Nat 🐀㋬


rawContent:
"IT REALLY WAS CRAB SEASON AFTER ALL"!!!
only took us 3 tries tbf @blaseball https://t.co/yEO9IlunNy

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If you like the last QRT, @fairchart has some amazing plennants for each Season winner of Blaseball. Can't believe I'm only seeing them now they rock! Check them out 🦀❤

text: blaseball.boston

username: fairchart

displayname: kate!


rawContent: we would never damage the garages' band equipment like this but the artwork is really cool thankyoouuu 🦀❤ https://t.co/EM8Ie6fdzq

renderedContent: we would never damage the garages' band equipment like this but the artwork is really cool thankyoouuu 🦀❤ twitter.com/fairchart/stat…

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: season 6 truly was CRAB SEASON - not only did they smash through the regular season win record, they went undefeated in the post season, ultimately winning their first ILB title against the garages #blaseball https://t.co/VRrMiJYgCn

rawDescription: Kate Fairchild, 24, artist at large. Illustration, Animation, Comics, ????.✌✍ please don't QRT my art!

location: they/them

text: ko-fi.com/fairchart

source: Twitter for iPad

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPad

text: ko-fi.com/fairchart


rawContent: @SketchSlayer @blaseball tillman blasted holden as a joke thinking it was a water pistol. he's wild tiny y'all i actually dont know how we holds the shrink ray

text: blaseball.boston

username: SketchSlayer

displayname: SketchSlayer


rawContent:
If you've been hearing about this "Blaseball" thing but haven't yet got involved, Season 7 starts on Monday evening!

You can signup at https://t.co/M5NLPCxksZ. We recommend supporting the Baltimore Crabs but we're biased because we love crabs and also we are the Baltimore Crabs

renderedContent:
If you've been hearing about this "Blaseball" thing but haven't yet got involved, Season 7 starts on Monday evening!

You can signup at blaseball.com. We recommend supporting the Baltimore Crabs but we're biased because we love crabs and also we are the Baltimore Crabs

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.com

title: BLASEBALL

description: Baseball at your mercy

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @adeno_trip yeah he really came up, like being surrounded by good players let him help them score and get on base. but he was still the worst player by a margin

text: blaseball.boston

username: lilacticacid


rawContent: @GoblinPlanet she's the crab guy, duh!

renderedContent: @GoblinPlanet she's the crab guy, duh!

text: blaseball.boston

username: GoblinPlanet

displayname: The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody*


rawContent: @SketchSlayer @blaseball it's single use, they just keep it for nostalgia reasons

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Balls_a_Blasing yep, we're really happy about it!

text: blaseball.boston

username: IntenselyFloor


rawContent: yes. https://t.co/C7kpSsHYXJ

renderedContent: yes. https://t.co/C7kpSsHYXJ

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: we zapped our worst player, Holden Stanton, with the Shrink Ray to make him teeny-tiny, then sent him off to the Jazz like "good lucky baby" i cant y'all i https://t.co/0kieL2NWxc

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Welcome back, old friend. Now let's figure out how we can help you shed that shell 🦀🤗❤ @NagomiMcdaniel https://t.co/l1QUDKwuqE

text: blaseball.boston

username: NagomiMcdaniel

displayname: NAGOMI MCDANIEL


rawContent: @blaseball it was the spies commish they coerced us into helping by asking politely!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Spies versus The Game Band' Blaseball Git Repository https://t.co/YG2uNtMBTR

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: THE GAME BAND DEVS, PANIC GOOGLING: "how to recover deleted database field????"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If the Garages win the Lottery blessing and revive Jaylen on the final day of the season after being down, that legally puts the Gods in SHAME

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@blaseball CLAWS UP
SHELLS? CRACKED!
LET'S GET
NAGOMI BACK!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @zeus_japonicus @vickinerino ah, that's Sixteen-Sight Albert. used to call him ol' "4x4 eyes". super hard to sneak up on him, though his glasses budget is off the chart

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Nemo 杉本 Martin 🎏

username: vickinerino

displayname: vicki nerino


rawContent: Each Sunday, Blaseball teams from across the league unique to support charitable causes as part of #BlaseballCares! Please check out the link and support some good causes if you can! https://t.co/og2c9lcsi7

renderedContent: Each Sunday, Blaseball teams from across the league unique to support charitable causes as part of #BlaseballCares! Please check out the link and support some good causes if you can! blaseballcares913.carrd.co

text: blaseball.boston

title: Blaseball Cares 9/13

description: The charities signal boosted for #blaseballcares, Sunday 9/13


rawContent: Prepare to live https://t.co/sr0VDzqCFv

renderedContent: Prepare to live https://t.co/sr0VDzqCFv

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
if you love da crabs so much why dont u just marry theM??

... wait, is that allowed? asking for a friend 🦀👁🥺

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: While we wait for the election results to come in, here's a look back at the @BlaseballCrabs' historic 80-win season! (THREAD)

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

location: ACAB BLM


rawContent: @TheGannondork Clawsup softshell!

renderedContent: @TheGannondork Clawsup softshell!

text: blaseball.boston

username: TheGannondork

displayname: 「Chadder Goblin」


rawContent: @FearJpeg Its he mai Blaseball discord :) https://t.co/llGbDyfcMq

renderedContent: @FearJpeg Its he mai Blaseball discord :) discord.gg/3uFgJhu

text: blaseball.boston

username: FearJpeg

displayname: Luke, but the Gritty Reboot


rawContent: Crabs https://t.co/KB0yGsyacP

renderedContent: Crabs https://t.co/KB0yGsyacP

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: When all is said and done, when the oceans rise and the mountains fall and the last living creature draws its final breath, we can say only one thing for certain: it truly was Time for Crab

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
what if we kissed on
the immaterial plane
under blood red sky?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TheLandShakes @BlaseballNews @blaseball dynasty warriors is alright

text: blaseball.boston

username: TheLandShakes

displayname: For sale: clown shoes, never worn

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @PCBehindTheBats you should add Division MVP rewards so more great players get a chance at the spotlight : )

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: PCBehindTheBats

displayname: Behind the Bats


rawContent: They learned... th ey  mfinally learm ed.... 😭🙏🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: When our players learn how to hit the ball, run on the base, throw pitches and catch the ball in the outfield then, oh boy, you'll alllll be sorry.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Garages are legends with dope music and awesome fans and we would have been honored to be beat by them. Thank you @TheSeaGarages for some great games - let's bring Jaylen Hotdogfingers back!!! 🌭💀♻

text: blaseball.boston

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages


rawContent: WHAT TIME IS IT Y'ALL?

renderedContent: WHAT TIME IS IT Y'ALL?

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Undefeated! The Baltimore Crabs are your new Internet Series Champion!

Thank you for watching Internet League #Blaseball Season 6, brought to you by @MultitudeShows!

Don’t forget to #Vote! 🩸⚾ https://t.co/hroXrWa4AT

text: blaseball.com

username: MultitudeShows

displayname: Multitude

hashtags: Blaseball Vote


rawContent: @blaseball @MultitudeShows can we double check? are you sure????

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Catfish_Man @porglezomp crab gang welcomes all softshells 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: David Smith

username: porglezomp

displayname: cassie


rawContent: @TheSeaGarages 🥺🙏

renderedContent: @TheSeaGarages 🥺🙏

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: thegaragesband


rawContent: @seattleoutcast we're sorry!!!! :(

renderedContent: @seattleoutcast we're sorry!!!! :(

text: blaseball.boston

username: seattleoutcast

displayname: Sonichufanboy


rawContent: @UguuUguu yeah i meant it like we reach the finals twice more and win 3 games but technically we have to win a whole bunch of games AND quarters AND semis AND finals so uhh yeah

text: blaseball.boston

username: cattedgirl


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @blaseball win-win

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews @blaseball win-win

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball and its all thanks to our Season 6 Team Sponsor, Crying Indoors. Feel sad? Try Crying Indoors today! use the code "CLAWSUP" for 20% extra tears on your next order!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BFJones1442 @FirewallAndrews @BlaseballNews @blaseball ahh a ghost!!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Buttface Jones

username: FirewallAndrews

displayname: Firewall Andrews (On Hiatus)


rawContent: 2 wins secured, 1 win to the Championship, 7 wins to Ascension, 67 wins to Nice.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: we're sorry we're sorry please we're sorry!!! these games are tooo tense https://t.co/VHEoxU2UvD

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: This tweet is now more relevant than ever https://t.co/lifsPod8ym

renderedContent: This tweet is now more relevant than ever twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

rawContent: Well the Shame starts comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it won't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @haxolotl2000 hmmm Claws Up is an obvious choice, or could go shell related

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Turn-B GM


rawContent: MAXIMUM BLASEBALL in a FINALS GAME!!! https://t.co/fCI4G6NsLJ

text: blaseball.boston


text: blaseball.boston

text: thegarages.bandcamp.com/album/the-gara…

title: the garages kill the gods, by the garages

description: 8 track album

username: Bandcamp

displayname: bandcamp

rawDescription: Bandcamp is an online record store and music community where passionate fans connect with and directly support the artists they love.

text: bandcamp.com


rawContent: @blaseballwatson hell yeah, I think Valentine is out there somewhere i'll add you to the group chat we've had for years

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: For Jaylen. For Nora. For Bennet. For Tiana. For Shaquille. For Derrick.  For Combs.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TheSeaGarages ur music is good and ur fans are cool and your team is dope and we love you PLAAAY BLALLL!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: um howw do you delete and reschedule a tweet???

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: In Season 7 the Seattle Garages became too powerful! Mike Townsend has pitched 24 shutouts and he only played 19 times! This election we must vote to PARK THE GARAGES!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @FHelltiger @blaseball ...im p sure its a crab but is was kinda dark down there.....

text: blaseball.boston

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger


rawContent: @blaseball in true crabs style after a record-breaking season we barely won 2 of our games via 9th inning shame

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
ITS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
ITS THE FIRST FINAL FOR BOTH,
AND NO MATTER WHO WINS
THE GODS LOSE.

WELCOME TO YOUR SEASON 6 FINAL - ROUND 1
🦀 BALTIMORE CRABS vs SEATTLE GARAGES 🎸

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @FHelltiger @blaseball nah i've seen big debrah with my own eye, its just a really big crab sleeping under the bay tbh

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: lmao we're in the final against the garages y'all what is Season 6

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @FinnBc i wouldn't even be mad if we lost to the garages it would be a huge upset and im here for it

text: blaseball.boston

username: FinnBc

displayname: 🦀⚾F I N N👁J A M E S⚾🦀


rawContent: From the creators of Watchdogs comes an all new adventure https://t.co/aeOTCUVmk8

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: i was joking before but this might actually happen and that would be so dope, 2 new finale teams duking it out

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: hoping for a crabs/garages Final tbh. no matter who wins, we kill the gods 🎸🤝🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams thats deep yo https://t.co/VWAzINl8iQ

text: blaseball.boston

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: @Weebie_Jeebies ...worth it...

renderedContent: @Weebie_Jeebies ...worth it...

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: C'atboy I'diot


rawContent: @BlaseballT this is now a 'Cursed Blaseball Tweets' account

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


text: blaseball.boston

username: calamityaddams

displayname: abolish the police


rawContent: "I encased myself in a peanut shell Ollie, I'm Shelled Nagomi!!!" https://t.co/0FLMzDOhPt

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @j_cutting @blaseball no

renderedContent: @j_cutting @blaseball no

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: John Cutting

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseball that me

renderedContent: @blaseball that me

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Valhallan42nd eat it to gain its power

renderedContent: @Valhallan42nd eat it to gain its power

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Matt Stanley (He/Him)


rawContent: Straight people be like: "oh, you're a gay couple? Which one of you is the Giant Peanut Shell and which one of you is Jessica Telephone?"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Hideo Kojima presents: Punished Shelled "Nagomi" Mcdaniel

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @KC_BreathMints mints mints mints mints!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬


rawContent: Almost Time For https://t.co/Tg6bN4SMQK

renderedContent: Almost Time For https://t.co/Tg6bN4SMQK

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @eurosplort oh sweet!

renderedContent: @eurosplort oh sweet!

text: blaseball.boston

username: eurosplort

displayname: Eurosplort


rawContent: controversial opinion but I hope we win the playoffs later

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @JonnyAce @nymillenials valid

renderedContent: @JonnyAce @nymillenials valid

text: blaseball.boston

username: JonnyAce

displayname: JonnyAce

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: @JonnyAce @nymillenials idk buy a flute and fine out friend

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @JonnyAce @nymillenials every team is gay. the only reason to fairweather flute is when you realise Old Bay is the superior seasoning

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @althussy @_amrnthne my fanon is that he's closeted bi and acts aggressively cishet around male het friends

text: blaseball.boston

username: althussy

displayname: molly

displayname: the jake


rawContent: @blaseball mmm.... c rab :      )

renderedContent: @blaseball mmm.... c rab :      )

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


rawContent: @_amrnthne @blaseball jake

renderedContent: @_amrnthne @blaseball jake

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ColinMParker players getting incinerated on the field? very fine and good. but inappropriate language? IN MY BLASEBALL????

text: blaseball.boston

username: ColinMParker

displayname: Colin M. Parker


rawContent: @DonutShoes 🥺🙏 dont tell my boss plz

renderedContent: @DonutShoes 🥺🙏 dont tell my boss plz

text: blaseball.boston

username: DonutShoes

displayname: DonutShoes🍩👟


rawContent: @VerbingNouns yeah, the wdding rng

renderedContent: @VerbingNouns yeah, the wdding rng

text: blaseball.boston

username: VerbingNouns

displayname: Lauren ''Dark Verbs are 85% of Language'' Ackerman


rawContent:
FRIEND: So his name is "Forrest Best"
ME: yes
FRIEND: and he's a tree-person, because... "Forest"?
ME: yes
FRIEND: who else is on your team?
ME: Finn James
FRIEND:
ME:
FRIEND: are they-
ME: yes. the answer is always yes.

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
FRIEND: why are you so into this weird baseball simulation thing?
ME: *sweating* idk its fun
FRIEND: *sees fan art*
FRIEND: ohhhh okaaay

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: um, yes I am in a relationship... a parasocial relationship with a fictional character who i want to pick me up in her strong batting arms and launch me all the way from the dugout to 3rd base....

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: evergreen blaseball tweet tbh

renderedContent: evergreen blaseball tweet tbh

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: oh no

renderedContent: oh no

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: please hold me im scared D: https://t.co/sPYnvYyKwz

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball unbelievable game, gg all

renderedContent: @blaseball unbelievable game, gg all

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: hoping for a crabs/garages Final tbh. no matter who wins, we kill the gods 🎸🤝🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
THERAPIST: you truly believe you have been "Carcinized", and are a crab?
ME: yeah, could a human do this? *crab-walks sideways around the office screaming "claws up claws up"*
THERAPIST: I mean... only a human could do that, yeah...

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
ME: and then the entire community came together to execute the NECRONUT plan, boosting Jaylen Hotdogfingers into Idol 14
MY THERAPIST: okay, that's uh... yes. but I really want us to talk more about these crab delusions you've been having
ME: haha yeah claws up baybee
THERAPIST:

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams quality post

renderedContent: @hmouthsunbeams quality post

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: @uchuoji yep its weird

renderedContent: @uchuoji yep its weird

text: blaseball.boston

username: uchuoji

displayname: Hard Rock Space Dad


rawContent: Only 4 games remaining to switch your Idol to one of the Nut players! Idolize Peanutiel Duffy, Peanut Bong or Peanut Holloway before Game 99 ends!!! #NECRONUT 🥜💀 https://t.co/7Ny1LpZkN6

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: You're all Sweet Old Baybeeeeees and we love every one of u 🥰🦀🙏✨

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @MultitudeShows first ever playoffs for the Mints and the Garages! good luck y'all

text: blaseball.boston

username: MultitudeShows

displayname: Multitude


rawContent: @Lucan_Mor @RoAnnaSylver we did spend a weekend in cardiff, but there we less alien anomolies and more drunk welsh people yelling at us

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Wandering Tiger

username: RoAnnaSylver

displayname: 💜Ro, actually resting 😭


rawContent: My Wife Is a Giant Crab And She Is beauitufl And I Dont Care Who Knows Except please dont Tell My Parents They Still Think Im Straight and work at The Hospital

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @hifridays you know it would happen too, thats the gods for ya 😥🙏

text: blaseball.boston

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: @BlazmoIntoWowee Beams have a fighting chance! Only 3 (4 with tie-break) point gap between Beams and FF in 4th!

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlazmoIntoWowee

displayname: Keith Stetson 🤚🏻🧠


rawContent: @hifridays reverb 👏 the 👏 fridays

renderedContent: @hifridays reverb 👏 the 👏 fridays

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: sweating profusely into my thanksgiving dinner as Dad asks why i "know so much about baseball now" despite having 0 interest in sports and i dont want to explain 6 seasons of weird internet shit so i excuse myself to the bathroom where i sit on the toilet and place 10*Day 81 bets

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @hifridays @tacoblaseball that us

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: @Blaseball_Nate not public atm but can convert it when I have time and energy

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Blaseball's Nate Sliver


rawContent: On Season 6 Day 74, the Baltimore Crabs became the fastest ever team to secure their Playoffs position in the ILB. For Crabs fans following from S1 or S2 like myself its been a truly wild experience and we wish the absolute best of luck to all the other playoffs contenders 🦀❤ https://t.co/3C28qFEP2j

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @omarg @BookPlusFilm @blaseball this pleases the MotherCrab. carry on mammalian writer

text: blaseball.boston

username: omarg

displayname: Omar L. Gallaga

username: BookPlusFilm

displayname: Book and Film Globe

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @BookPlusFilm @blaseball @omarg zero mentions of crabs, zero stars. good article tho besides that

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @DreamySutton that's ostensibly the end goal but we're mostly just passing time into the big ol crab under the bay wakes up and sorts everything out

text: blaseball.boston

username: DreamySutton

displayname: sutton dreamy 🏝🦀


rawContent: My uncle works at The Game Band and he told me that if you bet 777 coins on 7 blaseball games on Day 77, you can actually revive Aerith as a 7-star batter

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @_pixeI_ @blaseball ❤❤❤ so good, Sutton Dreamy getting all the love today! 😇

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: pixel


rawContent: shitposting was a lot easier when we sucked

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Usually this is a jest. Sitting at 59 wins in the Wild High league, @BlaseballCrabs really heard this and were like: huh.

username: kazeugma

displayname: Kaz

rawDescription: he/him Destined to Destroy Video Game Lore, Official Charismatic Prince Hologram of the Smooch Squad, Startroid https://t.co/XeWfB81kpk https://t.co/YioHOuvBz1

renderedDescription: he/him Destined to Destroy Video Game Lore, Official Charismatic Prince Hologram of the Smooch Squad, Startroid zoomboingding.com/mediawiki/ patreon.com/skulls

text: patreon.com/skulls

text: zoomboingding.com/skullscast


rawContent: @alandwarinasia @blaseball MOSTLY impenetrable https://t.co/9XqT4LV05V

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: alandwarinasia

displayname: henry/myriad: once-and-future king


rawContent: @tillmanrules https://t.co/0Uy4nSvZ5u

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

rawContent: Crab Symbol mp4 https://t.co/pu0wFKRndZ

renderedContent: Crab Symbol mp4 https://t.co/pu0wFKRndZ

text: blaseball.boston

username: tillmanrules

displayname: Tillman Henderson 69th inductee to the Hall o Fame


rawContent: @NagomiMcdaniel come back :(

renderedContent: @NagomiMcdaniel come back :(

text: blaseball.boston

username: NagomiMcdaniel

displayname: NAGOMI MCDANIEL


rawContent: bored? try inventing new blaseball stats and dropping them in random conversations. "oh yeah, Nagomi Mcdaniel has a POG rating of 6.26 adjusted for deflation. And don't get me started on PolkaDot's BDE ratio, top 3 in the League by at least 4 Landrys."

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @JedMoody6 @wizards_magic wizard of the coast said claws up

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Jed Moody

displayname: Magic: The Gathering


rawContent: @blaseball its true my minor was Constitutional Claw

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


rawContent: @blaseball @MultitudeShows only 9 more days until YOU KNOW WHAT hehe..... that's right, the anniversary of my divorce

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Multitude


rawContent: @blaseball as the amendment with the lowest 'Divine Favor', it actually breaks the tie and becomes the 4th amendment fyi

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: *sweating intensifies* wh... who is sh e??

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Drew a really big crab for #ZendikarRising 🦀 last time I was here I got a do a really big octopus. Also included some sketches and rough for this one. #mtgzdr https://t.co/QrXgtOo4Ah

username: KekaiKotaki

displayname: Kekai Kotaki

rawDescription: a new year

renderedDescription: a new year

location: Seattle, WA USA

text: kekaiart.com

hashtags: ZendikarRising mtgzdr


rawContent:
Spoilers for PARTIZAN 28 in link

Someone actually wrote a Tillman Henderson / Clementine Kesh fanfic. "Poggers" indeed ⚾👑

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
You know that Tillman Henderson/Clementine Kesh fanfic you've been looking for? Well read this!

https://t.co/daboZaMwJ3

renderedContent:
You know that Tillman Henderson/Clementine Kesh fanfic you've been looking for? Well read this!

archiveofourown.org/works/26379628

username: SeraphSnapshots

displayname: Seraph 🔜 AnimeUSA

rawDescription:
Black | Plus Sized | Cosplayer |
Photographer & Videographer | 28 | They/Them
Priv: @SimplySeraph

location: The Outer Rim

text: chissycosplay.myportfolio.com


rawContent:
@ChissyCosplay Incredibly unrealistic, we would never lose to the Tigers

(Jk great work top meme)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: sorry, another one of our junior players escaped the bullpen!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
It’s the stuff of nightmares. This hermit crab has a dolls head for a house.

 https://t.co/aNaaiA8mKZ

username: BernieSpofforth

displayname: Bernie's Tweets

rawDescription: Experience in lots of things, including, Board and CEO, FMCG, IP, patents, global manufacturing. Writes the odd article.

location: North West, England


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball cant afford it sorry they lost all their coins betting the crabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: Dalé!

renderedContent: Dalé!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball Dalé.

renderedContent: @MiamiBlaseball Dalé.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @KC_BreathMints and we remember your favorite horse Winnie Hess being somewhat crabbier back then, so I think we're even! 🐎🦀

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬


rawContent: Fun Fact: Winnie Hess was a S1 Crabs player. We swapped her for PolkaDot Patterson from a blessing in the Season 1 Election

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @PGDHanson #CLAWSUP 🦀👁

renderedContent: @PGDHanson #CLAWSUP 🦀👁

text: blaseball.boston

username: PGDHanson

displayname: LevDev (Jordan) Powerstone Inspector


rawContent: Crabs Season 1 Nostalgia. We've only lost 4 of our awful but beautiful OG lineup, who are now a lot better https://t.co/BPRazxwC1y

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @DuranteP_94 we are proud to be representing Baltimore, the state of Maryland, and the planet of Earth on a galactic level

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: DMV Gunblade KoF


rawContent: Is "killing the gods" a metaphor? Well, yes and no...

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: "The Baltimore Crabs" isn't real, it's just a QA process created by The Game Band to stress test the upper limits of Blaseball's BETA Systems in prep for a 1.0 rework

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @FfacidtripDC https://t.co/M5NLPCxksZ we recommend supporting the beautiful powerful Baltimore Crabs but follow ur heart 🦀♥

renderedContent: @FfacidtripDC blaseball.com we recommend supporting the beautiful powerful Baltimore Crabs but follow ur heart 🦀♥

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.com

title: BLASEBALL

description: Baseball at your mercy

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @cabel Sure why not

renderedContent: @cabel Sure why not

text: blaseball.boston

username: cabel

displayname: Cabel