rawContent: I could have put Hades but decided against it our of respect for our current champions 🙏

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rawContent:
@WormsPoetKent crab shells are red
but can also be blue
worms in the mud
and crabs down there 2

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App

username: WormsPoetKent

displayname: 🐌 Kent Theater


rawContent: Blaseball teams are wild because some are based on real places like Baltimore or Chicago, and others are based on fictional places like Atlantis or Canada

renderedDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SunbeamsBickle is there an audio book? 🥺

text: blaseball.boston

username: EugeniaBickle


rawContent: picture a worm riding around on a crab like mounted cavalry. the dream

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Crabs V Worms games should be called the Mud Bowl. Dozens of chitinous or slimy creatures writhing around in the cold wet mud - no matter who loses, we all win 🪱🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @RFoluler @nymillenials jk good games we're actually doing pretty good feels good to be back

text: blaseball.boston

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username: RFoluler

displayname: Rhett Foluler

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: @RFoluler @nymillenials bad morning

renderedContent: @RFoluler @nymillenials bad morning

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Me, Slowly Swapping Between 12 Items In a Limited 8 Slot Inventory Using a Web Interface: now THIS is Blaseball!

text: blaseball.boston

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android


rawContent: Afriendsion

renderedContent: Afriendsion

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rawContent: The real Ascension was the friends we made along the way

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rawContent: @AReblase @blaseballwatson : O

renderedContent: @AReblase @blaseballwatson : O

text: blaseball.boston

username: AReblase

displayname: Astrid Reblase 🍬🔮🔭🛠


rawContent: @RenRepeating Other way round, it's very thin. Everything is coated in a thin runny mud / slime

text: blaseball.boston

username: RenRepeating

displayname: Repeating Ren


rawContent: let us play the worms next. worms v crab, the matchup made in the mud below heaven

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @Memenaar @KC_BreathMints minty, with just a smack of crab

text: blaseball.boston

username: Memenaar

displayname: Ryan McDiarmid

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬


rawContent: Can't believe we just played our first ever game against the Mints. 100s of games across 13 seasons, playoffs etc - and we never played them til now! Cool team, very fresh breath, was nice seeing Joshua Watson for the first time in a minute too

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @KC_BreathMints wow, that's kinda sad - glad we can correct it this season 🦀❤🍬

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Incredible statistic: Crabs have a 100% win record in the Crabitat ballpark! Wow!

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rawContent: unless i was a pitcher. if i was a pitcher then i would throw the ball really good and fast instead

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: If I was a Blaseball player I would simply hit the ball really hard and far then run around all the bases (that's how you score a run)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseballwatson we're good but thanks!

renderedContent: @blaseballwatson we're good but thanks!

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rawContent:
Next up is our debut game at home in The Crabitat, the best (only) Ballpark in the league! 🦀🏟

We invite you to join us in one of the least viscous environments ever built. If you accidentally ingest bay water on stadium property, report ASAP to medical for preventative care https://t.co/iyzKb6miFM

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rawContent: Crabs players are throwing pitches, stealing bases, catching balls and (occasionally) hitting the ball well. On Discord fans are casting games live, talking strategy, building new player lore and art. I can't believe it. We're Home!!! 🦀❤

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: i just think playing blaseball is neat

renderedContent: i just think playing blaseball is neat

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rawContent: we lost our first game, feels good to be back!! 🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball When you finish the stadium and then realise you could have switched from Survival to Creative mode the whole time 😩

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: The Baltimore Crabs are excited to welcome debut shadows pitcher Jacoby Podcast to the team! If you're a fan of Podcast, please remember to subscribe and leave a rating on iTunes (we're aiming for 5 Stars) https://t.co/H6ySN7AOAW

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Nagomi's elaborate sitcom level Election hijinks have resulted in her swapping into the shadows and honestly, you deserve a break! take it easy, catch up on your Steam Backlog, take a flight that isn't league business 💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If you can afford to, please checkout today's #BlaseballCares links and donate some money to a great cause. The Crabs charity this week is the Chesapeake Bay Foundation https://t.co/3VCdeeyB9Z

renderedContent: If you can afford to, please checkout today's #BlaseballCares links and donate some money to a great cause. The Crabs charity this week is the Chesapeake Bay Foundation blaseballcares0307.carrd.co

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rawContent: @blaseball your welcome

renderedContent: @blaseball your welcome

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username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball @HadesBlaseball Tigers really said "send the crabs up there first to check the vibes", and it worked out tbh the vibes up there were NOT GREAT

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent:
gg tigers
well played garages

renderedContent:
gg tigers
well played garages

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @NagomiMcdaniel come visit the new stadium it has an incredibly low viscosity

text: blaseball.boston

username: NagomiMcdaniel

displayname: NAGOMI MCDANIEL


rawContent: The Season 1 Crabs roster. How did this bunch of genuinely awful disaster goblins win anything??? Lmao https://t.co/qKKNEOzBOW

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Now that Ascension is off the table, all Blaseball teams have a new goal. Getting 69 Championship wins.

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

Nice.

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rawContent: @Captora_ its really good

renderedContent: @Captora_ its really good

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username: CaptoraArt


rawContent: @Whisky_TK was okay thanks

renderedContent: @Whisky_TK was okay thanks

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: WhiskyTK


rawContent: @BFFBlaseball Waiting for G'dirt

renderedContent: @BFFBlaseball Waiting for G'dirt

text: blaseball.boston

username: BFFBlaseball

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)


rawContent: @trail_juniper new team, never played a regular game, sweep the playoffs, instantly retire to glory. a beautiful thing indeed

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Waltzin Murr~ 🔞


rawContent: idk if new teams can be the Wild Card team, but if so I hope the Worms get it. 1/8 chance of worming their way into a debut playoffs 🐌

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TheSeaGarages @thegameband @blaseball nice

text: blaseball.boston

username: thegaragesband

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: @Stevenson_GPA which player is this?

renderedContent: @Stevenson_GPA which player is this?

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: GPA_ Stevenson


rawContent: Woke up, checked phone, Crabs are still back. It wasn't a dream! 🥺🦀

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I deleted some tweets that people thought might be hostile. I had zero hostile intent, but the fact people even thought this is a big failure on my part and I feel really bad about it. One person runs this account and my only goal is to post silly funny blaseball tweets for fans

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MarmeyWurm that genuinely rules

renderedContent: @MarmeyWurm that genuinely rules

text: blaseball.boston

username: MarmeyWurm

displayname: Jeremy Edwards 🛠


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @_stephenbell_ @hifridays @SIBROfficial i believe in the worms 🙏

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

displayname: stephen

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮


rawContent: This is the lowest number of wins we've had since Season 1 😣🦀. Hope we do better next season!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
#ANNOUNCEMENT: With 0 wins, our new Teams have secured last place in their respective Divisions and will be recognized as such during the Election.
Welcome to the ILB! 🩸⚾

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball season 1 vibes tbh

renderedContent: @blaseball season 1 vibes tbh

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BFFBlaseball wow

renderedContent: @BFFBlaseball wow

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Crabs are back. FATT Season 7 got announced. This is the best and longest single 24 hour period ever...

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Season 7 Trailer & Announcement https://t.co/YOIhFPBbtg

renderedContent: Season 7 Trailer & Announcement friendsatthetable.net/season-7-trail…

displayname: Friends at the Table

rawDescription: Friends at the Table is an actual play podcast about critical worldbuilding, smart characterization, and fun interaction between good friends. | stay wavy

text: friendsatthetable.net

source: Libsyn On-Publish

sourceLabel: Libsyn On-Publish

title: Friends at the Table: Season 7 Trailer & Announcement

description: People will tell you that the heartland got sick about 200 years ago. When the dust came, reality left, and the panic set in. But trust me, it was ailing long before that.  Don’t get me wrong, you...

text: friendsatthetable.net


rawContent: @GuertaToast @blaseball that would be nice, thanks!

text: blaseball.boston

username: GuertaToast

displayname: toast guerta (is burping)


rawContent: @blaseball parker, this is really inappropriate. we should be giving ample time and space for the promotion of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator on Steam, not shoehorning some dead lawyer into the mix (RIV or whatever)

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseball they're Gita

renderedContent: @blaseball they're Gita

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @GuertaToast @blaseball nice! idk who conniptions is sorry but I hope they have a great lateseason 🦀🙏

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @GuertaToast @blaseball 🦀🥳

renderedContent: @GuertaToast @blaseball 🦀🥳

text: blaseball.boston


renderedContent: @blaseball parker, this is really inappropriate. we should be giving ample time and space for the promotion of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator on Steam, not shoehorning some dead lawyer into the mix (RIV or whatever)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TheSeaGarages 🦀💖🎸

renderedContent: @TheSeaGarages 🦀💖🎸

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: 137 Days https://t.co/W5sNjqVjT6

renderedContent: 137 Days https://t.co/W5sNjqVjT6

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Tot Fox has been practicing. Brace yourselves for Sun 3

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @WalnutBunny @blaseball who?

renderedContent: @WalnutBunny @blaseball who?

text: blaseball.boston

username: WalnutBunny

displayname: Annabelle 🐀


rawContent: @magic_blaseball we mellowed out and got relatively worse while everyone was partying. a fitting (and magical) division for us

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇


rawContent: @blaseball nice to meet you too old friend 😣🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Core Mechanics. A team filled with Game Designer fans trying to achieve consensus on strategy and lore. What could possibly go wrong? 🦀💖⚙

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball sry :( all boats look the same from underwater

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: Did you feel it? An awakening. Listen. Do you hear? Dozens of voices screaming, screaming into the void, as 46 new Blaseball RP Twitters are hastily registered

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball first time for everything!

renderedContent: @blaseball first time for everything!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: ...woo? https://t.co/F9ulcUqT6i

renderedContent: ...woo? https://t.co/F9ulcUqT6i

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Congratulations Baltimore Crabs! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

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rawContent: @hexatomic Welcome Back!!!!

renderedContent: @hexatomic Welcome Back!!!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: hexatomic

displayname: starcunning @ macarenses angle 💙


rawContent: @sotrashyallday tbf we spent all our money on lowering viscosity

text: blaseball.boston

username: sotrashyallday

displayname: Blaine “The Shock” Swanson


rawContent: Abandon humanity. Return to Crab.

renderedContent: Abandon humanity. Return to Crab.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: this is the most hype day in the crabitat discord since we won the 3rd championship. everyone is happy the team is back and vibing in voice or text chat, scrambling to plan, celebrating, speculating. months of anticipation paying off, its happy crab time 🦀💖 https://t.co/1SGeHgASWR

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @JoeHasSpoken @hifridays @BlaseballNews @SIBROfficial our bad sry

text: blaseball.boston

username: JoeHasSpoken

displayname: Joe Tilleli (parody)


rawContent: Our plan to accidentally kill the sun then win our 3rd championship and ascend only to get stuck in a black hole for months while we prepare to spend a million coins to build our stadium in earlsiesta so we can suddenly return to the league in latesiesta has worked perfectly

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: its pretty cool there's an Atlanta / Georgia team and an Ohio team now. welcome to the ILB!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Crabs fans literally shitposted their way into making The Crabitat, "Claws Up!" and Carcinization canon. love this community so much 😭🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball thank you daddy

renderedContent: @blaseball thank you daddy

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I've only had Squid Galvanic for 3 minutes but if anything happened to them I would incinerate everyone in the league and then myself... https://t.co/4Qev62m9bA

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: wait where are Nagomi and Sutton Dreamy??

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
guess whose back
back again
crabs are back
tell a friend 🦀👁 https://t.co/uDCFAxEV4B

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: hello again gay blaseball

renderedContent: hello again gay blaseball

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @depthsofwiki wooow

renderedContent: @depthsofwiki wooow

text: blaseball.boston

username: depthsofwiki

displayname: depths of wikipedia


rawContent: Thinking about the mortality of the human

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: more like Tempura Anomaly! haha crab humor

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: us watching Blaseball from inside a temporal anomaly like https://t.co/fP1HG9NxJn

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @a_cado_appears @blaseball claws up for OG cado! 🦀🔼

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: horror of the 4th/5th/6th year


rawContent: We're not "trapped in a black hole". We CHOOSE to stay inside a Black Hole. Can we leave? not physically, but that doesn't mean we don't choose to stay!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball join us in the hole

renderedContent: @blaseball join us in the hole

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: come home babe its almost time for CONSTRUCTION BEGINS 🦀🙏

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: #BLASEBALLUPDATE: If you are still a fan of a Team that is not currently in the ILB (Coffee Cup Teams), your first Flute is now FREE 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @SpyHouston 1 million X 30 seconds = 30 million

text: blaseball.boston

username: SpyHouston

displayname: Houston Spies


rawContent: @SpyHouston all good I forgot anything I read 30 seconds after reading it. you should hire me for confidential document processing, I literally cannot leak

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: We are a Crab first. A mother second. A lover third. A Crab fourth. A Blaseball Team sixth. A shitposter seventh. But most of all, above everything else, we are a Crab.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @FinnJamesBC mmmhmm, we learned that the hard way

text: blaseball.boston

username: FinnJamesBC

displayname: Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal


rawContent: Many of your hard-earned coins have been spent to construct The Crabitat, and that is a sacrifice I am willing to make

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @pavdc once a loser, always a loser

renderedContent: @pavdc once a loser, always a loser

text: blaseball.boston

username: pavdc

displayname: kaiju themed surf rock revival band


rawContent: @C4NDL3W4X "This is the way" - Pedro Pascal as The Mandalorian in THE MANDALORIAN available to stream on Disney Plus

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: sawyer (ia)


rawContent: who is your fav blaseball player? mine is pedro pascal

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: There's still plenty of time to flute back Home... 🦀🏟

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @VICE @blaseball This article mentions the Baltimore Crabs and is therefore a great article! 🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: VICE

displayname: VICE


rawContent: @rich_gallup @blaseball It's true it's true

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Rich Gallup


rawContent: @TTigercubs @blaseball 🦀❤🦀❤🦀❤

renderedContent: @TTigercubs @blaseball 🦀❤🦀❤🦀❤

text: blaseball.boston

username: TTigercubs

displayname: aloe vera 🐅🎸


rawContent: @FearJpeg if you're crabs fan you can click the Crabs icon on main page. Otherwise there's no way to navigate directly iirc

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: FearJpeg

displayname: Luke, but the Gritty Reboot


rawContent:
TGB: Set the goal at 1 Million coins, that should slow them down for a bit
*5 seconds later*
TGB: oh no

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @BlaseballNews crabs are fast

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews crabs are fast

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: 'Make the Crabitat Canon' has become the fastest ever completed crowdfunding campaign in Blaseball history! https://t.co/HbxCZH4JB2

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: all the new icons rule. if you didn't notice, they replaced basically every old icon with a new one drawn by the new artist. RIV game dash icons dot net 🙏

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: The Based Evolution icon is really good graphics design https://t.co/NKbfRIrvb3

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @mpark6288 commendable

renderedContent: @mpark6288 commendable

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Justice Shall You Pursue - BLM 🐀


rawContent: @kiralio ah yes, Season 1

renderedContent: @kiralio ah yes, Season 1

text: blaseball.boston

username: kiralio

displayname: Tuxedo Catfish


rawContent: Maximum Blaseball? Pffft, boring! The Crabs are experiencing Minimum Blaseball

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Me when I sleep in and miss my best friend's wedding: oopsy whoopsy

Me when I miss 1 hourly Blaseball bet: you utter fool. You incompetent buffoon. I wish we never were born!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blavnan eh

renderedContent: @blavnan eh

text: blaseball.boston

username: blavnan

displayname: Josh


rawContent: the Patient Crab lies in wait... https://t.co/FtkGra3nUX

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: blaseball's back

renderedContent: blaseball's back

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If you don't want to flute to the Crabs because we're in eeby deeby, we recommend fluting to the 2nd most Crab-like team in the league. You know the one I mean...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: ♥🦀♥ there is nothing more Crab-like that committing to a complicated, stressful plan for arbitrary reasons with no objective benefit. Claws Up friend! 🦀💖

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: my stubborn refusal to leave the bmore crabs has resulted in me making a new account, abandoning all of the shit i've accrued on the old one, to have another team and get to participate in things. BUT MY HEART STILL LIVES WITH YOU, @BlaseballCrabs

username: Felixitous

displayname: a very fat opossum @felixitous@dice.camp

rawDescription:
Felix, a they/them sorta gal (for real tho they/them only)
30
💜 @zagsarts 💜

Art at @felixitousart, TTRPG stuff eventually at @luckypossumrpgs

location: PROSHIP WEIRDOS DNI

text: felixitous.tumblr.com


rawContent: 8 inventory slots. One for each leg. We see what you're doing, Blaseball devs!!! 😘

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
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text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @prophet_goddess @blaseball @dunndunndunn The hauntings begin shortly

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: dunndunndunn

displayname: doom 🐈⬛ doom 🐈⬛ doom


rawContent: Counterpoint: The Dead have a Lot More Free Time to Wreak Havoc  https://t.co/kJRTDEs5kZ

renderedContent: Counterpoint: The Dead have a Lot More Free Time to Wreak Havoc  twitter.com/prophet_goddes…

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: with the return of @blaseball looming, i have with the assistance of @dunndunndunn compiled the indisputable correct blaseball team fandom tier list for the discipline era https://t.co/W7YxfIAfvq

rawDescription: i don't wanna die in here // they/them

renderedDescription: i don't wanna die in here // they/them

location: under the eaves

text: prophetgoddess.itch.io

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck


rawContent: New expansion team lineup is looking pretty pretty good https://t.co/5NSqLfyLpm

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Hard to be believe that in just a few sleeps, the most important cultural experience in modern gaming returns after its long siesta. My soft shell body is truly not ready for the official release of Monster Jam Steel Titans 2 on March 2 https://t.co/LgYryLkF2Q

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I'm not mentally, emotionally, physically or religiously prepared for Blaseball

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Aotrou_3D crabsolutely!

renderedContent: @Aotrou_3D crabsolutely!

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Shawn ☕


rawContent: @Ryzorrin i will never pretend not to know who Alex is again

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston

username: Ryzorrin

displayname: Chase Ware


rawContent: @Ryzorrin :( we probably deserved it

renderedContent: @Ryzorrin :( we probably deserved it

text: blaseball.boston


text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @MiamiBlaseball flute for free. vote for chaos. become Crab

text: blaseball.boston

username: miamiblaseball

displayname: Miami Dale


rawContent: Flutes are free until the 28th. With this plugin, you too can become an official Baltimore Crabs fan for free for no real benefit! in fact, it might be objectively worse for you!!

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Did you flute away from the Crabs and now can't flute back because we technically don't exist as a team in the IBL?

You can now flute back to the Crabs using this Firefox plugin! https://t.co/qq5KN5uZky

cons: you won't get passive income
pros: you'll be a crabs fan

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Did you flute away from the Crabs and now can't flute back because we technically don't exist as a team in the IBL?

You can now flute back to the Crabs using this Firefox plugin! addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/…

cons: you won't get passive income
pros: you'll be a crabs fan

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text: addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/…

title: Blaseball+ – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)

description: Download Blaseball+ for Firefox. Adds extra functionality to the Blaseball interface. Icon from game-icons.net.

username: mozamo

displayname: Mozilla Add-ons

rawDescription: One size doesn't fit all. Customize Firefox and browse your own way. Official account of Firefox Add-ons.

text: addons.mozilla.org


rawContent: @blaseball passive income is for losers, never fluting from the crabs baybeee!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


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rawContent: @blaseball @VerbingNouns parker..

renderedContent: @blaseball @VerbingNouns parker..

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username: VerbingNouns

displayname: Lauren ''Dark Verbs are 85% of Language'' Ackerman


rawContent: Evolutionarily speaking, all Pokemon are just different types of crabs

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rawContent: if my boss is reading this: I apologize I really appreciate you continuing to pay me to tweet even though our team is locked away in [eeby deeby] 🙏🦀❤

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rawContent: New Blaseball Patreon tier where every time someone subscribes, the devs take the day off

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: "Blaseball started off strong, but it wasn't until the Biden administration that things really kicked into gear."

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Follow the Official Blaseball Tik Tok to see Commissioner Parker attempt the Rogue Ump Challenge!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Wow, just heard that when Blaseball returns there will be a new version that's playable by straight people!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @RichardsonGames haha yeah

renderedContent: @RichardsonGames haha yeah

text: blaseball.boston

username: RichardsonGames

displayname: Dickson Games


rawContent: @bw000m vote for the "please God help us" decree next season

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Gaby ⚙ The heart of a reborn man!


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball insert joel incineration dial tweet

text: blaseball.boston

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: I hope when Blaseball returns they increase the difficulty from 'easy' to 'hard'

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @FinnJamesBC we don't really know. all we know is, the candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long and doesn't burn at all if underwater unless its a special candle

text: blaseball.boston

username: FinnJamesBC

displayname: Finn James, Unrepentant Criminal


rawContent: @Axelotl_LOL hope ur safe and well down there, looking forward to watching you pitch (not shelled) ❤🙏

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Axel Trololol but Axolotl


rawContent: ohhh my bad sorry

renderedContent: ohhh my bad sorry

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rawContent: who the hell is "Axel Trololol"??

renderedContent: who the hell is "Axel Trololol"??

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rawContent:
Six days until #blaseball probably* returns.

Today we shout out the Season 6 champions, some little team called the @BlaseballCrabs. They won their first of three titles in Season 6, led by arguably the best pitching staff and defense of all time, all 5 with an ERA under 3.00. https://t.co/IreilNvPlU

username: BFFBlaseball

displayname: Blaseball Facts & Figures (On Hiatus)

rawDescription: Your home for blaseball analysis, run by @blaseballnews Senior Editor @FirewallAndrews.

location: One of many Los Angelii.

text: blaseballnews.network


rawContent: @BFFBlaseball the OG shelled ones

renderedContent: @BFFBlaseball the OG shelled ones

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rawContent: @MC_Spacebat In some instances we actually pay YOU to eat them

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displayname: Spacebat 🦇


rawContent: The Crabitat officially opens March 1st, and closes on March 2nd following many many health code violations

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rawContent: 🎵 We're up all night to kill Sun 🎵

renderedContent: 🎵 We're up all night to kill Sun 🎵

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rawContent: RIP Daft Punk 1993-2021 🙏 https://t.co/kzdCfn2as1

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @2tot2fox we'll see little fox..... We'll see....

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Tot Fox


rawContent: just remembered a girlboss now owns the blaseball league, yas queen!!! 👏 MORE 👏 WOMEN 👏 INCINERATIONS!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: "You're laughing..  Landry Violence was incinerated, and you're laughing?"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: apparently the Tigers only had 3 players party for 1 season, so they're invited too I guess. no entry fee, no ticket required

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent:
We checked the data, and the Crabs are the only @blaseball team to never have a player receive a stat boost from "Partying" due to the Enhanced Party Time decree. All 20 other teams had at least 1 player benefit from partying

Our request is simple: Let The Crabs Party! 🦀🥳

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @TBlaseball stand* but honestly, we stan too

text: blaseball.boston

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username: TBlaseball

displayname: Talking Blaseball


rawContent: @TBlaseball not much to do in heaven except listen to shitty harp music and stan in the corner that gets the only bit of 5G that reaches this far up

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Thinking of creating a new type of Blaseball fan. Maybe someone who never logs into the website but is somehow in 12 separate Blaseball discords + keeps up with them all

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @mrmatthew @Procreate who let these god damn fish in herte wtf

text: blaseball.boston

username: mrmatthew

displayname: Matthew Gravelyn

username: Procreate

displayname: Procreate


rawContent: imagine if Vision from WandaVision was a crab. Ha ha! Wanda Maximoff would be like "im Wanda Maximoff" and crab-vision could be like "wabba weeba, claws up!". This is content.

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Can't wait for the return of long time beloved Baltimore Crabs players Baldwin Breadwinner, Bevan Underbuck and Evelton McBlase II

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rawContent: Blaseball returns on March 1st? more like March Thirst........ 😩🥵💦

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Blaseball returns with a healthier 3 Weeks On / 2 Weeks Off schedule, same as my depression!

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rawContent: @CHSSTFans yes

renderedContent: @CHSSTFans yes

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username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent: um yeah, I'm gay. but that doesn't define me. what defines me is my broad carapace, stalked eyes, and five pairs of legs (the first pair of which are modified as pincers)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @AggroCrabGames crab gang crab gang

renderedContent: @AggroCrabGames crab gang crab gang

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username: AggroCrabGames

displayname: AGGRO CRAB


rawContent: the Crabs have been demonized for 10+ seasons simply for having the most attractive fans. It's not our fault, we tried to get rid of them but they keep coming back and inviting their even hotter friends!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Excited to announced the Baltimore Crabs are an official recipient of the @AggroCrabGames Seal of Quality!

p.s buy Going Under https://t.co/2wGeNcMTfF https://t.co/Okb70LS6OI

renderedContent:
Excited to announced the Baltimore Crabs are an official recipient of the @AggroCrabGames Seal of Quality!

p.s buy Going Under store.steampowered.com/app/1154810/Go… https://t.co/Okb70LS6OI

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
If you can't handle me at my eeby
You don't deserve me at my deeby

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @birdlord5000 the gift that never stops giving! 🥰

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: rowan bird guy


rawContent:
haha, we're in danger!

(other changes seem really cool and healthy too!) https://t.co/Gw5Ewnu2jk

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: omg, Blaseball is returning on your Birthday! If you were born on March 1st!!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball thanks dad

renderedContent: @blaseball thanks dad

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: Happy Valentine's Day to all the people who politely listened + feigned interest when their partners excitedly recap'd random Blaseball shit for literal months. Like 'mmm yes, Nagomi McDaniel is still in a giant peanut shell. Please... tell me.... more..' 💖

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: bored of heaven now. The harp can get to fuck, bad instrument

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @joel_a_clark this tweet implies that blaseball (the game) is what it (the current situation) is beginning to feel like. see my 80 minute YouTube video breakdown for more details

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: For long periods during lockdown, I've found myself feeling depressed and despondent. But with the possible return of Blaseball in 10 or so days, it's nice to know I can finally be equally depressed and despondent, but with something to look at every hour!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @leo60228 @OwenPicklestein @HadesBlaseball oh my god

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: vriska (parody)

username: OwenPicklestein

displayname: Owen 'Fistful of Pickles' Picklestein


rawContent: @linky0064 at least you feel something 😔

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: WRONG ACC CHECK PINS


rawContent: lots of blaseball people tweeting during superbowl to try to boost engagement. the fools. i'm saving my best tweets for valentine's day, when most blaseball people will be free

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: given the community-driven oral history nature of blaseball, you could really make up any old shit and say it was a popular beat from Season 4. like "remember Handbag Gladys? they got the treble slam with the siren sword which was the first step to unlocking blood bets!"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: blaseball is jokerfied baseball

renderedContent: blaseball is jokerfied baseball

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Dunlop Figaro https://t.co/7an8QRzNRO

renderedContent: Dunlop Figaro https://t.co/7an8QRzNRO

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball @Boraedu i can't read so I get all my assistant to convert into an easy to understand numbered format. 1 means yes. 2 means no. 12 means yes and no. 5 means Danger, Explosive Hazard! Evacuate area now! 6 means hello

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @Boraedu @HadesBlaseball ...yes, we forgot how numbers work

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball D+ ???

renderedContent: @HadesBlaseball D+ ???

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @OwenPicklestein @HadesBlaseball this is good can we steal this? with permission

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: This is total bullshit. Crabs are in F tier, we've never been farther away from the underworld!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Since we've seen a lot of tier lists we thought we'd wait until everyone had lost interest and make our own. Presenting:
"Teams Ranked by Suspected Geographic Nearness to Hades" https://t.co/NmqrIZEED8

rawDescription: Hades Tigers blaseball team! We've lost more postseason games than you! Never Look Back! Header: Luis Alfonso. Profile Pic: @occultclassic

location: Tartarus, Hades

text: hades-tigers.com


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball just a thought but I think crabs are in F tier : (

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
in 2020 we experienced Blaseball Part 1: Fuck Around

in 2021 we will experience Blaseball Part 2: And Find Out!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @fairchart @cryptmilk sorry about that, I deleted the tweet and will ask for permission before posting any edits that use art in future (i only RT not QRT art as you can see on timeline, so really a failure on my part to not apply the same principle to edits)

text: blaseball.boston

username: fairchart

displayname: kate!

username: cryptmilk

displayname: cryptkeeper cow 🪦🐄


rawContent: @CHSSTFans @VelaSauce spend less on plumping, poop straight out da window. if you no longer see it it no longer exist : )

text: blaseball.boston

username: VelaSauce

displayname: Vela Alstott


rawContent: *to the tune of That's Amore* Baltimore

renderedContent: *to the tune of That's Amore* Baltimore

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Wishlist Therapy on Steam!

renderedContent: Wishlist Therapy on Steam!

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: If you enjoy Blaseball, you should check out therapy

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @VelaSauce OH

renderedContent: @VelaSauce OH

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @VelaSauce ???

renderedContent: @VelaSauce ???

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @VelaSauce the crab inside the trash can, where we belong? yes

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @VelaSauce the trash can? yes

renderedContent: @VelaSauce the trash can? yes

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
NEW PERSON: hi im new to blaseball, this looks rly fun : )
ME, REPRESSING 6+ MONTHS OF MEMES AND IN JOKES AND NARRATIVE DEVELOPMENTS OF THE ROGUELIKE VIA ORAL TRADITION: hello welcome i am normal : )

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: When Blaseball starts back up and all the fresh new people arrive, we REALLY need to keep our shit on lock for at least 2 seasons. Force the horniest fan fic writers / artists into isolation. Think of it like a first date, we really gotta bury the weird til dates 3-5 at least!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: older blaseball fans really be like "back in the day" when referring to August 2020

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: you think you can stop me? NOTHING can stop ME! except low tide. and high tide. and most birds, many sea creatures. fishing people can stop me. and nets. anything pointy really. any wall or rock higher than like 0.5m, that can stop me. any person wearing gloves. but besides that!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @xkcdComic crabs like this,.

renderedContent: @xkcdComic crabs like this,.

text: blaseball.boston

username: xkcdComic

displayname: XKCD Comic


rawContent: @AReblase didn't need it, we had crabllc.geocities.crab

text: blaseball.boston

username: AReblase

displayname: Astrid Reblase 🍬🔮🔭🛠


rawContent: @NYMSplortscast this lovely message was somewhat undercut by there then being 20 others, but still thankyou! ❤

text: blaseball.boston

username: NYMSplortscast

displayname: Your New York Millennials Splortscaster


rawContent: @blaseball DURING work hours!!! no lunch break poops or peepees

text: blaseball.boston

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username: blaseball


rawContent: @blaseball if you need advice on how stonks work, we used to be a corporation! our main advice: find where the "good toilet" in the office is. out of the way, less visited, cleaner, quieter. go there to poop for at least an hour a day, take your phone

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SapphireVix3n Kill Cam Compilation (VERY Funny!)

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Demonic Foxgirl Hannah 桜狐 🌸🦊🏳⚧


rawContent: Blaseball News! Front Office confirms they're adding INSTANT VIDEO REPLAY for officials to use when they need to figure out exactly which players were making out in the dugout

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @NYMSplortscast whats Lobster?

renderedContent: @NYMSplortscast whats Lobster?

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: wait fuck hold on

renderedContent: wait fuck hold on

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: We've had some @blaseball community couples. perhaps we will eventually see a @blaseball community marriage! and collectively we must all agree, that the first @blaseball baby will be named by the Patreon-submitted Naming Pool

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: me when the rogue umps finally hunt me down https://t.co/OKS5uRVPsv

text: blaseball.boston

contentType: application/x-mpegURL


rawContent:
you: wow there's so much happening on my feed today

me: same lol its wild
my feed: https://t.co/hBwtp858ke

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Axelotl_LOL hitman 3 servers are having problems, sorry

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Axel Trololol but Axolotl


rawContent: Wish I Could Go Back TO The Simpler Times Of... July 2020 [Peak Pandemic Year]? oh my god

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: HITCRAB 3... is that something? ... "biden inauguration? talk about an ascension!" is that anything?? more like... inclawguration? i domnt fuckibng know..

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I heard The Garages are playing at the incineration, after Fall Out Boy but before New Radicals

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: cant believe biden gets incinerated tomorrow!

displayname: caitlin / puke

rawDescription: streamer. biz email: slowpukelive@gmail.com

location: Toronto, Ontario

text: linktr.ee/slowpuke

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent: Blaseball is set to return next month, and while the future of the Crabs is uncertain, remember this: Many beloved players will suffer and / or die. and that's something we can all enjoy! 🥰

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: the Salt Throne awaits a Royal Butt

renderedContent: the Salt Throne awaits a Royal Butt

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Was searching for corner chair and did not expect this... https://t.co/vJoIHPLO2G

username: emilygitelman

displayname: emily gitelman

rawDescription: Likes long walks through the forest & getting shit done. • Producer @endeavoroneinc • Photographer • Opinions are mine • she/her

location: Seattle, WA


rawContent: wow, thanks youtube! https://t.co/vDYsMDNrtH

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: surely https://t.co/gCeAXma9cm

renderedContent: surely https://t.co/gCeAXma9cm

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Boiling Pot of history beckons. And it needs a pinch more salt

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball wow

renderedContent: @blaseball wow

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Ivi_Pessoa @2tot2fox loved this guy in Zootopia

text: blaseball.boston

username: dottedMage

displayname: Tot Fox


rawContent: Spicy Goobie implies the existence of a Sweet Goobie, a Mild Goobie and an Extra-Spicy Goobie

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Announcement: Due to a Developer spilling beans on the main server, Blaseball has been rolled back to the beginning of Season 6 and when it returns you will sadly experience the Crabs bullshit all over again.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: It is Day 75 of the Grand Siesta

renderedContent: It is Day 75 of the Grand Siesta

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballPolls ghibli films are divided into two categories: the good films (with crab), and the bad films (equal to or less than zero crab)

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballPolls

displayname: Blaseball Polls


rawContent: 🆑🆎🔽 Resistnyance is Fuwutile xD 🦀👁🥄

renderedContent: 🆑🆎🔽 Resistnyance is Fuwutile xD 🦀👁🥄

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: mei crab https://t.co/WJdDvlQDH6

renderedContent: mei crab https://t.co/WJdDvlQDH6

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Spirited Away

Trapped in another plane of existence and trying to get back to the world you know. Don't forget your name. Baltimore Crabs. @BlaseballCrabs https://t.co/HCN3LI1i4M

rawDescription: Fan Run • Capturing the pulse of the blaseball community via twitter polls • Contributor @BlaseballNews • icon @betaraycarrie • banner @Fancymancer


rawContent: @BlaseballPolls oh fuck ye

renderedContent: @BlaseballPolls oh fuck ye

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: A Debt was collected. Rogue Umpire incinerated Milkshake Duck! Replaced by Bean Dad

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: You didn't choose to be a Crab, any more than you "choose" to breathe. You were already a Crab, you simply chose to accept it.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: clab down

renderedContent: clab down

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball it's okay all he means next lunar year

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @ctrlcreep preach

renderedContent: @ctrlcreep preach

text: blaseball.boston

username: ctrlcreep

displayname: neoltitude


rawContent: New Fan Joining the Crabs Community: "wow! I'm gonna find these memes hilarious once I understand the 5+ layers of required context 😃"

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
✨🎊🧨✨🎊🧨✨🎊🧨
The Baltimore Crabs Will Return In 2021
To Ruin Your Timeline Some More!
✨🎊🧨✨🎊🧨✨🎊🧨

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Happy New Year to the Tokyo Lifts and only the Lifts.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: actually, there's no such thing as a 'new year' because the earth is orbiting the sun irregularly and the year never ends!
*a rumbling from the skies. Neil looks up. A giant claw descends thru the cloud*
NGT: what da fuc-
*The claw snips Neil in half cleanly*

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tsawac wow 🥺🙏

renderedContent: @tsawac wow 🥺🙏

text: blaseball.boston

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸


rawContent: LRT we may have escaped the jaws of capitalism but im still gay for da coin

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: New Year New You New Crabs

renderedContent: New Year New You New Crabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
I am not throwing away my shot
I am not throwing away my shot
I am Sebastian Telephone, notable Blaseball Player
and I am not throwing away my shot

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: that smug fish bastard had it coming trust https://t.co/l0ROR0lbtb

renderedContent: that smug fish bastard had it coming trust twitter.com/markhoppus/sta…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/markhoppus/sta…

username: markhoppus

displayname: mark hoppus

rawDescription: bassist singer person in the blink-182 and simple creatures.

location: Los Angeles, CA

text: linktr.ee/markhoppus


rawContent:
Twas the night before Crabmas
And all through the docks
Not a creature was stirring
Not even Tot Fox

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @thegameband https://t.co/s8dnab1QZu

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

rawContent: hideo kojima's BLASEBALL https://t.co/lXTRWf0bk1

text: blaseball.boston

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams agree to disagree

renderedContent: @hmouthsunbeams agree to disagree

text: blaseball.boston

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: @glabeofthemoon Waluigi is a Season 1 clab stan

text: blaseball.boston

username: glabeofthemoon

displayname: Glabe Moon


rawContent: @RevRyeBread ur gonna absolute lose your shit when I take you to buffalo Wild Wings

text: blaseball.boston

username: RevRyeBread

displayname: Riley L. Hopkins|| cohost & tumblr under same name


rawContent: merry crabmas 🦀🎁

renderedContent: merry crabmas 🦀🎁

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @DallasSteaks You should let it rest for 10 mins before slicing, this will reduce the amount of juices that leak out

text: blaseball.boston

username: DallasSteaks

displayname: Dallas Steaks


rawContent: @catacalypto @HamletHologram we are well aware and closely following.

text: blaseball.boston

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

username: HamletHologram

displayname: An Actor Or Whatever 🐀


rawContent: @ironfairy_ but it's communal. once again The Game Band profit from crowd-sourced thirst

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: IronFairy - Fernanda Dias


rawContent: Hades is an inferior game to Blaseball because Hades had to rely on incredible 2D portraits to bait horny queers online, whereas the Blaseball sim just sticks together 2 random words and people are like "omgggg 🥵💦💦 Angelica Toaster could TOAST my BUNS any day 🤤"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Fan art isn't that impressive. I could produce incredible art pieces if I spent years practicing and had ambition and good work ethic and art skills. Try posting tweets that get 30+ likes, now that's real talent

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Crabs Discord Server https://t.co/1F6jT9pxlO

renderedContent: Crabs Discord Server twitter.com/SilverSober/st…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/SilverSober/st…

username: SilverSober

displayname: Lisa Schaeffer

rawDescription:
community manager @netspeakgames ✨ @sunshinedaysapp | @GameDevHeroes 2021 |
🇫🇷 | she/they

location: Nottingham, England

text: cohost.org/Silversober


rawContent: this is how the crabs come back!

renderedContent: this is how the crabs come back!

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Could a depressed person do this? https://t.co/0tD623NelQ

username: MikeJonesSez

displayname: Mikes-Giving 🦃 (very clever)

rawDescription:
Here for the nuance.
Cat dad to The Accomplices™

He/Him

location: Salt Lake City, UT


rawContent: @eviljaylen i am the exception, the hybrid who will bridge the gap and end this war

text: blaseball.boston

username: eviljaylen

displayname: klaylee 🦀🎨


rawContent: there is a War in Blaseball, but it's not between the players and the gods. it's between the theater kids and the stats nerds. 2 houses, both alike in dignity. and us shitposters watching from the sidelines, waiting to choose a side

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: imagine if Bobby Draper from The Expanse was a crab. Ha ha! James Holden would be like "im James Holden" and craby draper could be like "wabba weeba, claws up!". This is content.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Expanse S5 features an unrealistic version of Baltimore where there's no giant crab but there is good working public transport

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: new rule: if you ship a video game you have to put Parker MacMillan in the credits so we can built up his esteemed industry career!

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Creating a MobyGames page for @blaseball so Parker MacMillan can have more listed credits than 2/3 of the working games industry

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent:
me watching my fav cooking youtube channel: hey cool there's a crab in this episode
me 34 seconds later: oh noooo

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball Merry Crabmas, one and all!

renderedContent: @blaseball Merry Crabmas, one and all!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: breaking up with my girlfriend by simply talking about Blaseball for hours every day until she quietly packs her stuff and leaves

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: downloading blaseball.mp3.exe from The Pirate Bay. i disable antivirus and open the file. my PC turns off and blood starts leaking from all the USB ports. my mom barges into the room with a plate of crab cakes, panicking I yell "it's my blood! it's human blood I swear!"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @3thanguy7 baytio

renderedContent: @3thanguy7 baytio

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: 3thanguy7 is from 🔥CHICAGO🆗


rawContent: @IntoTheSpine @heyriette @blaseball I have nothing to add, this is a genuinely great article

text: blaseball.boston

username: IntoTheSpine

displayname: Into The Spine

username: heyriette

displayname: Harri


rawContent: stay in your lane, McCormick.

renderedContent: stay in your lane, McCormick.

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Forget the star on top of a tree, we all know it should be a crab! 🦀

username: OLDBAYSeasoning

displayname: OLD BAY

rawDescription: There are only two things you need to know about #OLDBAY Seasoning: 1. it's great on seafood and 2. it's great on everything else. 🦀

location: Maryland

text: oldbay.com

source: Hootsuite Inc.

sourceLabel: Hootsuite Inc.


rawContent: @OLDBAYSeasoning it's crabs all the way down

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: all this media will be FREE to consume if you pirate it! We can't DMCA you because crime is cool, also we sent all our lawyers back to hades after the union takeover

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: In 2021 we'll be expanding the Baltimore Crabs Cinematic Universe (BCCU) with 12 new shows, 14 new movie trilogies and 4000 new games! Also a book (Best Is Best: Tales from the Forrest) and a hot sauce (Clawsup with Ghost Chili Extract, rated 4/5 Tots on the Fox scale)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: marie kondo your oversized brain by discarding any neurons that do not spark joy.

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: you are Powerful. you are Beautiful. you are worthy of Love. you deserve to be Happy. do not let your foolish wrinkly brain convince you otherwise, it's too big there's too many neurons crammed in there, they have nothing to do except fire off shitty little electrical signals!!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: spending this holiday season with my family, working on my ERA (Earned Rum Average)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Presented without comment

renderedContent: Presented without comment

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: 合体 https://t.co/FgANq9KFoM

renderedContent: 合体 https://t.co/FgANq9KFoM

displayname: ワサ

rawDescription: 生活をしている

renderedDescription: 生活をしている


rawContent: The Game Band is teaming up with Gamebop for the official Physical Release of Blaseball! Each limited Debt Collector's Edition includes Blaseball remastered in 4K on BluRay, as well as a vinyl Blaseball soundtrack and a small vial filled with 100mg of Sebastian Telephone's ashes!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
This beautifully written essay by @doomquasar truly sums up the joys of Blaseball in this infernal year. Yet it does not mention the Crabs, and thus is Bad 0/10

the entry in the full list however mentions us (and only us) by name! We revise our score, 10/10 for Polygon!!! 🦀 https://t.co/0PnBR6GMEQ

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
Our #9 game of the year is Blaseball.

Blaseball showcases the power of a healthy fandom
https://t.co/Qs8aUFFA95

renderedContent:
Our #9 game of the year is Blaseball.

Blaseball showcases the power of a healthy fandom
polygon.com/22174009/blase…

username: Polygon

displayname: Polygon

rawDescription: A tour guide for the wilderness of modern entertainment. We find, share, and investigate the things you love and the people who make and enjoy them.

text: polygon.com

description: Official

text: polygon.com

description: Official

description: Blaseball is life

text: polygon.com

description: Official

username: doomquasar

displayname: Simone de Rochefort


rawContent: @blaseball I know what you're thinking, that this beautifully written article by Simone does not mention the Baltimore Crabs and is therefore a bad article, 0/10. however, the full list of 50 games has an entry written by Julia Lee that directly (and only) mentions the Crabs! 10/10 Polygon!

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @corrupttiki ask mother crabmas ;)

renderedContent: @corrupttiki ask mother crabmas ;)

text: blaseball.boston

username: datanddough


rawContent: Live, Laugh, Love sign but it just says CRAB CRAB CRAB and if you look at it for too long you feel your fingers fuse into claws

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: much like a new car, this tweet's value depreciated by half as soon as I hit send and is dropping rapidly by the second

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Danger Zones of Tsushima

renderedContent: Danger Zones of Tsushima

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: So @neilcic's procedural @EndlessJeopardy bot just generated The Baltimore Crabs as an answer... https://t.co/m3gERUpyj2

text: blaseball.boston

username: neilcic

displayname: Neil Cicierega

username: EndlessJeopardy

displayname: Endless Jeopardy


rawContent: @TkoLiftOfficial plausible deniability if stopped by cops

text: blaseball.boston

username: TkoLiftOfficial

displayname: The Tokyo Lift (can regenerate limbs)


rawContent: Perfect Sunday Date: picnic lunch at the beach, consensual claw-holding, then an entire afternoon of throwing bottles through the windows of all the people who wronged you in school and college

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @VerbingNouns lemon sorbet with peppermint chunks, a delightful maryland summer treat

text: blaseball.boston

username: VerbingNouns

displayname: Lauren ''Dark Verbs are 85% of Language'' Ackerman


rawContent: I am more than just a joker Crab. I am also a Massive bitch

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Wow! just heard that Blaseball will not be returning for another 6 months because you posted too much horny content about your fav players. Sam Rosenthal said every time he sees one of your horny posts, the team adds 24 hours to the grand siesta. disappointing but understandable

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
you, a big-brained baby: oh no the daemon wants to consume my beating heart
me, a smooth-brained genius: just don't have a heart

(to comprehend this tweet fully you need to know that crabs don't have hearts we have an open circulatory system instead)

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: welcome to Real Crab Hours - the brief period between when the mammals go to sleep and when the sleep paralysis daemons manifest to consume their stupid souls

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @SketchSlayer haha yeah

renderedContent: @SketchSlayer haha yeah

text: blaseball.boston

username: SketchSlayer

displayname: SketchSlayer


rawContent: @SketchSlayer in our short stint as Crab LLC we honestly did more damage to capitalism than the other 20 teams combined, that's how ineffective we were

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: re-pinning the eternal tweet to celebrate our newfound freedom, godspeed https://t.co/HIANzyFUco

renderedContent: re-pinning the eternal tweet to celebrate our newfound freedom, godspeed twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs…

rawContent: Other teams may talk a big anticapitalism game, but Crabs are the only creatures with 2 tiny portable guillotines attached to their bodies

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Can't believe the Crabs have re-branded yet again. Attention-seeking behavior tbh......

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @mrmatthew nah just on twitter

renderedContent: @mrmatthew nah just on twitter

text: blaseball.boston

username: mrmatthew

displayname: Matthew Gravelyn


rawContent: i dont have my adobe creative cloud login back sorry :(

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: im back baybee they gave me the hootsuite login back the ORIGINAL Baltimore Crabs are back fuck capitalism bye bye made a new header and profile pic to celebrate 🦀🦀🦀 https://t.co/EuxtWVcjji

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: "Following a despicable act of collective action, it is with disappointment that I, CEO Harmony H. Henderson, announce the immediate dissolution of Crab LLC"

Full text for screen readers: https://t.co/70vafplAEt https://t.co/SYcUToW9Rd

renderedContent:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: "Following a despicable act of collective action, it is with disappointment that I, CEO Harmony H. Henderson, announce the immediate dissolution of Crab LLC"

Full text for screen readers: twitlonger.com/show/n_1srgk34 https://t.co/SYcUToW9Rd

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: comms channels compromised via direct action. burn the documents. shred the evidence. all executive floor staff authorized to leave ASAP via evacuation chute. if unable to escape, tier 9+ execs required to activate personal lemonsticks. godspeed -hhh

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: And yet when I emailed Nintendo asking them to add Crab as a playable character to all future Mario games, they didn't even bother to answer my question! They simply emailed back: "Message could not be delivered, please confirm address: nintendoHQ@nin.tendo"

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Crabs are a species of animals found in several Mario games. They are often portrayed in either the same way as their real-life counterparts or as enemies. https://t.co/sveaugVR3V

username: SuperMarioFact

displayname: Super Mario Facts

rawDescription: Entertaining fast facts about the world of Super Mario Bros, handpicked from the Super Mario Wiki.


rawContent: @glassgoblin @KennedyLoser hi dad

renderedContent: @glassgoblin @KennedyLoser hi dad

text: blaseball.boston

username: glassgoblin

displayname: gob! 🍋

username: KennedyLoser


rawContent: When does the Coffee Cup start? Really need it tonight, it's been a week!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@DaydreamGB "I'm ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions
And get some answers
What's a fire and why does it-
What's the word?
Burn?"

text: blaseball.boston

username: DaydreamGB

displayname: DaydreamGlitterbug


rawContent: FK: i have solved the mystery of the title of the blaseball musical https://t.co/DU3q8bSTeY

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: stunt casting https://t.co/f2HpT0LkM6

renderedContent: stunt casting https://t.co/f2HpT0LkM6

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: who let these people in my house????? https://t.co/t7kBSV282Z

username: BlaseballMuse

displayname: Blaseball: The Musical

rawDescription: 72 hours. A show to end all shows... and possibly the multiverse. Releasing December 26, 2020 🎵 Icon by Lorc, via https://t.co/yiz3TGGkfa

renderedDescription: 72 hours. A show to end all shows... and possibly the multiverse. Releasing December 26, 2020 🎵 Icon by Lorc, via game-icons.net

text: game-icons.net

text: blaseballthemusical.com


rawContent: According to reviews, the Baltimore Crabs received a higher crab score than Cyberpunk 2077, which contains very few crabs (if any)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Filing for chapter 11 bankrupty. In the explanation box on the form I command my accountant to simply write "Blaseball cares merch"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: people are always like "we're gonna put you crabs in a boiling bot ha ha" as an insult, but im like... brilliant, I love stirring the pot!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @glassgoblin yesss. if we play in the ILB again I'm excited to find out who these cool strange new people are

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Crabs are the protagonists of blaseball and if you disagree, you are objectively correct

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: um yeah i'm a top - "Top 1% of crabs-themed video game twitter accounts"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: NA GO MI

renderedContent: NA GO MI

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
1/4
Pitching Machine 🌮🎸
Nagomi Mcdaniel 🐅🏝🦀👐🦀🏝
Vote ⏬

username: BlaseballPolls

displayname: Blaseball Polls

renderedDescription: Fan Run • Capturing the pulse of the blaseball community via twitter polls • Contributor @BlaseballNews • icon @betaraycarrie • banner @Fancymancer

label: Pitching Machine 🌮🎸

label: Nagomi Mcdaniel 🐅🏝🦀👐


rawContent: someone add Listeners Pick to the naming pool

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Wow, the 2 best roguelikes of 2020 battling it out https://t.co/9t4ARqgKB9

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I was REALLY excited at first but then I realized you meant Hades the popular roguelike

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @_stephenbell_ @tactful @samrosenthal https://t.co/XbqF3Oajxu

displayname: ⚾ Blaseball Ball Union ⚾

rawDescription: Blaseball Ball Union Host. A Union of Blaseballs for Blaseballs by Blaseballs made of Blaseballs. Ran by @jw_designist.

location: Everywhere Blaseballs exist

source: Twitter for iPad

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPad

displayname: stephen

username: tactful

displayname: ℂ𝕠𝕒𝕔𝕙

username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal


rawContent: ghosted tsushima

renderedContent: ghosted tsushima

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball quietly staying up and ready to post this at 11PM EST, the respect is palpable

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: Our plan to somehow beat Ghost of Tsushima then win one of the remaining Listener's Pick slots in the Besties bracket only to immediately get destroyed by Hades, Spelunky 2 or Animal Crossing has worked perfectly. https://t.co/E8VsuAiI5l

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @WSHUBlaseball we are indeed the famously unimaginative baltimore crabs

text: blaseball.boston

username: WSHUBlaseball

displayname: WSHU: The Voice of the Charleston Shoe Thieves


rawContent: @snowcancelled vote for blaseball, the other game has [that word] in the title

text: blaseball.boston

username: snowcancelled

displayname: Gay🏳🌈Clone🏳⚧Father


rawContent: Can't believe the Blaseball community has done this……

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballNews opposition currently filing a lawsuit claiming that the poll observers were obstructed by, and i quote, "a seemingly unending number of live, writhing crabs"

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: REMINDER: you have the right to vote for Blaseball up until the polls close at 4AM EST. If ex-Sony CEO Kaz Hirai leaps out of a nearby bush and tells you there's a spooky ghost in the polling booth, just ignore him and stay in line

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @winterion @blaseball crabs whipping silly amounts of votes, just like old times

text: blaseball.boston

username: winterion

displayname: Daniel Greenberg


rawContent:
parker @blaseball tweet a call to action to the besties poll! we somehow managed to push it to 47.1% with 4h left!

example text: Hello Blaseball fans, please vote for Blaseball in this poll (and please be respectful to people who vote differently)

link > https://t.co/xBjKAE9tJO

renderedContent:
parker @blaseball tweet a call to action to the besties poll! we somehow managed to push it to 47.1% with 4h left!

example text: Hello Blaseball fans, please vote for Blaseball in this poll (and please be respectful to people who vote differently)

link > twitter.com/thebestiespod/…

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/thebestiespod/…

rawContent:
Help us choose the best game of the year!

Round 3, Group D.

username: thebestiespod

displayname: The Besties

rawDescription:
The Besties is a weekly video game podcast. It's also a video game club for best friends. Hosted by:
@justinmcelroy
@griffinmcelroy
@plante
@russfrushtick

text: the-besties.simplecast.com

text: the-besties.simplecast.com

label: Ghost of Tsushima

label: Blaseball


rawContent: 5 Hours left, and the gap is narrowing! Only you have the power to save the culture phenomenon of Blaseball!!! https://t.co/xBjKAE9tJO

renderedContent: 5 Hours left, and the gap is narrowing! Only you have the power to save the culture phenomenon of Blaseball!!! twitter.com/thebestiespod/…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/thebestiespod/…

renderedContent:
Help us choose the best game of the year!

Round 3, Group D.

renderedDescription:
The Besties is a weekly video game podcast. It's also a video game club for best friends. Hosted by:
@justinmcelroy
@griffinmcelroy
@plante
@russfrushtick

text: the-besties.simplecast.com

text: the-besties.simplecast.com


rawContent:
Ghost of Tsushima: 1 ghost, who is actually a living human

Blaseball: many ghosts, a couple zombies, some vampires, a mummy, a living book, an axolotl, and way too many crabs

the answer is clear. a vote for Blaseball is a vote for Ghosts!

https://t.co/xBjKAE9tJO

renderedContent:
Ghost of Tsushima: 1 ghost, who is actually a living human

Blaseball: many ghosts, a couple zombies, some vampires, a mummy, a living book, an axolotl, and way too many crabs

the answer is clear. a vote for Blaseball is a vote for Ghosts!

twitter.com/thebestiespod/…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/thebestiespod/…

text: the-besties.simplecast.com

text: the-besties.simplecast.com


rawContent: @thebestiespod Blaseball has many ghosts, whereas ghosts of tsushima only has one ghost and he is arguably a living human. Clearly if you are a big fan of ghosts you should vote for Blaseball

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @pavdc sucker punch (ghosts studio) retweeted it to 450k followers, oof

text: blaseball.boston

username: pavdc

displayname: kaiju themed surf rock revival band


rawContent: It's time to vote for Blaseball! We can do it together y'all https://t.co/xBjKAE9tJO

renderedContent: It's time to vote for Blaseball! We can do it together y'all twitter.com/thebestiespod/…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/thebestiespod/…

text: the-besties.simplecast.com

text: the-besties.simplecast.com


rawContent: If you harass someone because they voted for a different game in an internet awards poll, please unfollow us and flute to a different team. You are not a Crab

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
We all want Blaseball to win some awards and it’s fun to vote *but* if someone disagrees, asks what Blaseball is or is surprised that their choice is losing, please don’t be aggressive, rude or insulting to their fave game or to them as a person.

And *especially* don’t DM them.

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

renderedDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: @Hungersubstance among us has 700k followers and fall guys has 1.5M. pray nobody tells them

text: blaseball.boston

username: HLSubst


rawContent: Blaseball will probably lose this tournament in the final against Among Us or Fall Guys, but remember: both games already won 2 championships, so if either wins they will ascend and be removed from Steam! https://t.co/ryzySXJ6lp

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: regular Tony Hawk rules, we are strictly referring to the canon evil version in all tony hawk video games (do not wiki search this)

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
We need your help to defeat famous anti-blaseball proponent Evil Tony Hawk!

"I'd incinerate every Blaseball fan if I could, then laugh as I ollie'd over their ashes" - Actual Quote from Evil Tony Hawk

https://t.co/j2qNLOlbbx

renderedContent:
We need your help to defeat famous anti-blaseball proponent Evil Tony Hawk!

"I'd incinerate every Blaseball fan if I could, then laugh as I ollie'd over their ashes" - Actual Quote from Evil Tony Hawk

twitter.com/thebestiespod/…

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/thebestiespod/…

rawContent:
Help us choose the best game of the year!

Round 2, Group H.

text: the-besties.simplecast.com

text: the-besties.simplecast.com

label: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater


rawContent: I know this is controversial but I just think players would score more runs if they were allowed to hit other players with the bat, like really hard

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Don't Worry fan artists + their followers! Horny Jail has a prisoners Blaseball league

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Have you or a loved one suffered from Blaseball Discourse? You may be entitled to financial compensation! Call 410-555-CLAB today

text: blaseball.boston


text: blaseball.boston

username: bwasebaww

displayname: BWASEBAWW COMMISSIONEW

username: bethanybeachfun

displayname: Bethany Bandstand


rawContent: @KikiFamiliaNyan @BlaseballT

renderedContent: @KikiFamiliaNyan @BlaseballT

text: blaseball.boston

username: KikiFamiliaNyan

displayname: Kiki Familia

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: @KikiFamiliaNyan sure, but your whole first life lasted less time than the Baltimore Crabs did in that peanut fight

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Hey @bethanybeachfun - would current Mayor Rosemary Hardiman be interested in playing Blaseball with us sometime? We can show her or any current council members how to sign up

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs next time ask the mayor of bethany beach to join in

rawDescription: Founder and creative director of @thegameband, makers of @wherecardsfall and @blaseball. he/him

text: thegameband.com


rawContent: @samrosenthal okay sam! :)

renderedContent: @samrosenthal okay sam! :)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: playing among us with AOC is impressive sure, but I've played Blaseball with the mayor of ocean city.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @caravanmalice the baltimore crabs have been clawed up*

text: blaseball.boston

username: discographete

username: caravanmalice

displayname: attractor


rawContent: rented Boss Baby in 4K and it doesn't have the Boss in it at all, this is bullshit!!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Bllack Friday

renderedContent: Bllack Friday

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @segoknot i literally google to check the right way each time, the title text of the wiki lied to me......... https://t.co/8VNqAT8DoJ

text: blaseball.boston

username: segoknot

displayname: Avril 🏳🌈


rawContent: @LittleMissLokii it can be both! like Fuck Tillman and also What If We Did The Thing???

text: blaseball.boston

username: LittleMissLokii

displayname: alyssa 🔜 ANYC B20


rawContent: ascension was an interesting and worrying process. and it was sad at first too. but the community we built has outlasted ascension, people on the Crabs discord genuinely care about each other, and many of the channels have been placing of quiet respite during this loud, dark year

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: the crabs have a silly vibe, we do a lot of 'bits' etc. but we also have a separate crabitat discord with 1000+ members and it's full of thoughtful and kind fans who stumbled into this community. some are from the Baltimore/MD area. some just clicked a crab icon many weeks ago

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: random thanksgiving thought: @Blaseball is good and being a part of the crabs community (and the wider blaseball culture) has been an absolute highlight of my pandemic year. Thanks all 🦀❤

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


rawContent: kennedy loser still has a pager, uses it to get practice schedule updates

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tsawac brb adding Red-Ringed Hole to the naming pool!

text: blaseball.boston

username: tsawac

displayname: Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸


rawContent: way ahead of you https://t.co/KlGCgc8ctc

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: the cave walls seem to close in on you. the sibyl's face is obscured within the fume-cloud. the voice speaks inside your head. "OK, so here are my Season 12 predictions," https://t.co/gVa6KDWEft

rawDescription: Interactive fiction, storygame RPGs, crit of same; third-culture, filthy leftism, futile overthinking. Apparently just a blaseball account now. He/him.

location: Honolulu, HI

text: heterogenoustasks.wordpress.com


rawContent: @BlobCostas @blaseball eh

renderedContent: @BlobCostas @blaseball eh

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlobCostas

displayname: Blob Costas


rawContent: @kobldexe @blaseball kobld no, someone with a dev kit might actually do it!!!

text: blaseball.boston

username: kobldexe

displayname: K⬝O⬝B⬝L⬝D interactive multiplayer

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseball @kobldexe Blaseball would be the perfect game to port to the Nintendo Switch™ system!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: yet more evidence of the anti-@Blaseball bias deeply rooted in mainstream platforms https://t.co/jmrNNdtdvK

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Good morning Best Crabs in PC Gaming, and other lesser crabs 🦀☕

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @catacalypto fiiine, but from software needs to put a dollar in the Crabs jar.....

text: blaseball.boston

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: truly the Dark Souls of Blaseball teams

renderedContent: truly the Dark Souls of Blaseball teams

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: still can’t believe the crabs have a higher crab score than dark souls 🦀

displayname: joel a clark

rawDescription: game design lead @thegameband, @blaseball sim designer, he / him

location: Kansas City, MO

text: blaseball.com


text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/CorruptDropbea…

rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs The greatest lineup in the history of the splort. https://t.co/lB8bYBWwwN

username: CorruptDropbear

rawDescription: That Aussie Esports Guy Who Does Random Chores. Business Enquiries: mitchel@qualifiers.stream. Avatar by @lzzes. He/Him/They

location: Adelaide, Australia

text: mastodon.lol/@dropbear


rawContent: @CorruptDropbear 🦀🥺🙏

renderedContent: @CorruptDropbear 🦀🥺🙏

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: new header https://t.co/DuGJlqvIHM

renderedContent: new header https://t.co/DuGJlqvIHM

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: notice how none of the other 20 blaseball teams featured in the list of best crabs in PC gaming. very interesting....

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent:
@blaseball i cant say
i thought that this would ever happen

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Baltimore Crabs got a higher score from @pcgamer than The Witcher 3 https://t.co/T1kQUsRaax

text: blaseball.boston

username: pcgamer

displayname: PC Gamer


rawContent: The PC in PC Gamer stands for Powerful Crabs https://t.co/98YqXXgDxh

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @pcgamer the PC in PC Gamer stands for Powerful Crabs

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: we were gonna quote tweet sarcastically like "wow they forgot the best crabs" but then we scrolled to #1........

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Who will claw their way the top of our list of the best videogame crabs? https://t.co/WW9w7GypDS

renderedContent: Who will claw their way the top of our list of the best videogame crabs? trib.al/jU0DJZV

rawDescription: The global authority on PC games.

renderedDescription: The global authority on PC games.

text: pcgamer.com

description: Official

source: SocialFlow

sourceLabel: SocialFlow

title: The crabs of PC gaming, ranked

description: Which PC gaming crab will claw its way to the top of our rankings?

text: pcgamer.com

description: Official

text: pcgamer.com

description: Official


rawContent: crab

renderedContent: crab

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Splorts Historians are conflicted on when the so-called Discipline Era of Blaseball truly end, but a majority agree that this landmark tweet truly heralded the beginning of the end of this dark era for many

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: daddy Parker said we've been disciplined enough this era 🥺👏

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MettyFridge underrated reply

renderedContent: @MettyFridge underrated reply

text: blaseball.boston

username: MettyFridge

displayname: Metty


rawContent:
despite all my rage I am
still just a crab in a cage

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: remember blase ball ??

renderedContent: remember blase ball ??

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @GuertaToast wow

renderedContent: @GuertaToast wow

text: blaseball.boston

username: GuertaToast

displayname: toast guerta (is burping)


rawContent: I send a the Game Band into space!! I don't pay a the taxes!! Ohhh!! https://t.co/7aQjC7AaAQ

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The plan is simple: we keep racking through Parkers like disposable tissues until we hit Parker MacMillan LXIX then we stop

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @doomquasar @TheSeaGarages @blaseball Hendersimps United

text: blaseball.boston

username: doomquasar

displayname: Simone de Rochefort

username: TheSeaGarages

displayname: the seattle garages


rawContent: wish someone had told us all you need to do to get an OC in Blaseball is "be a talented artist" or "be incredible with data", we would have spent a lot more time in school and a lot less time smoking weed on the roof of Port Discovery Children's Museum

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
@NagomiMcdaniel she's been told "it's water down"
NA GO MI will claim her crown!

text: blaseball.boston

username: NagomiMcdaniel

displayname: NAGOMI MCDANIEL


rawContent:
when the coffee's in the cup
they will climb or uh go up

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @steveklabnik @jessfromonline maybe one day! but even if not we'll always have the memories of crabs bad, then crabs good, then crabs too good uh oh

text: blaseball.boston

username: steveklabnik

displayname: steveklabnik

username: jessfromonline


rawContent: which is the most crab-like team to support in the coffee cup? nagomi is on americano water works and baltimore is kinda an american water works....

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: This is Sovereign Immunity erasure

renderedContent: This is Sovereign Immunity erasure

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: Ridiculous character names: A guide. #friendsatthetable #blaseball #gundam https://t.co/HjR4MMjZ9S

username: quickenedsilver

displayname: knowledgeable eldritch authority figure

rawDescription: Leto, they/he, 18+, very NSFW, tumblr is auto-didact and AO3 is Autodidact.

text: ko-fi.com/quickenedsilver

hashtags: friendsatthetable blaseball gundam


rawContent: "Things that feel like Personal Attacks that Aren't Personal Attacks"

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
So... it just dawned on me that we are 4 days away from the four month anniversary of Blaseball. Started July 20th.

Of this year.
Yes really.

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)

rawDescription:
Your radio host, Radio Host!

Unofficial fan commentary
Commentating Blaseball on https://t.co/EIb2g1xREA
https://t.co/mJCqazn4tN

renderedDescription:
Your radio host, Radio Host!

Unofficial fan commentary
Commentating Blaseball on Twitch.tv/blaseball_radio
youtube.com/channel/UC-YQ1…


rawContent: @PanykFelid don't worry if there's any one thing the Crabs are incredible at, it's moderation

text: blaseball.boston

username: PanykFelid

displayname: The Alleged Rabbit


rawContent: Forrest Best was 1st in this poll but then he stole his way to 3rd

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent:
2/16
Stephanie Winters 🍗
Atlas Jonbois 👟
Forrest Best 🦀
Concrete Mandible 🏋♀

username: BlaseballPolls

displayname: Blaseball Polls

rawDescription: Fan Run • Capturing the pulse of the blaseball community via twitter polls • Contributor @BlaseballNews • icon @betaraycarrie • banner @Fancymancer

label: Stephanie Winters 🍗

label: Atlas Jonbois 👟

label: Forrest Best 🦀

label: Concrete Mandible 🏋♀


rawContent:
@TheSeaGarages NOT SO LONG AGO...
IN THE MYSTERIOUS LAND...
OF SEATTLE, WASHINGTON...

text: blaseball.boston

username: thegaragesband


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rawContent: Haven't seen anyone point this out yet but I'm pretty sure the Garages 'Battle of the Blands' album art is a reference to a poster in Scott Pilgrim and it makes me happy https://t.co/jnsbte4szo

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: The Blaseball timeline is neatly divided into two distinct periods: BC (Before Crabs) and AD (After Deicide)

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @JuniperTheory @_stephen_____ lol

renderedContent: @JuniperTheory @_stephen_____ lol

text: blaseball.boston

username: JuniperTheory

displayname: Goddess of Butterflies

displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: Imagine if Blaseball launched in 2007, we'd be all like "xD fellow gentlecrabz, time to do da random CLAW dance uwu [bacon]" and "The subprime mortgage crisis will precipitate a 'Great' Recession that will disproportionately affect the poorest people"

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
Due to a trademark dispute with an unnamed national seafood chain, we have temporarily changed our operating name to 🆑🆎™ LLC. Please update your rolodexes.

Rumors of an investigation by the Immaterial Revenue Service are also deeply untrue and Cringe. We love to pay taxes!!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @BlaseballGoku 🇭ℹ 🇬🇴🇰🇺

renderedContent: @BlaseballGoku 🇭ℹ 🇬🇴🇰🇺

text: blaseball.boston

username: BlaseballGoku

displayname: Goku


rawContent: @blaseball good morning parker

renderedContent: @blaseball good morning parker

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: ℹⓂ 🆑🆎   : )

renderedContent: ℹⓂ 🆑🆎   : )

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @heashaw @saraherch crabs good, that's why

text: blaseball.boston

username: heashaw

displayname: Heather Shaw

username: saraherch

displayname: Sara Herchenroether


rawContent: @_venicello klombat, m'lortal? *tips fledora*

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: venicello


rawContent: @inurashii me types "claves of qlud" into google doc, logs off for the day considering my work complete

text: blaseball.boston

username: inurashii

displayname: Caelyn, Issues Goblin


rawContent:
NARRATIVE DESIGNER: you can't just put L's in every word and call it 'thematic' for Blaseball, it has to make sense
ME:
ME: thlematic

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @allylikesfrogs @blaseball 🆑🆎🆙 https://t.co/B3JrVau2y0

text: blaseball.boston

username: mintmaxed

username: allylikesfrogs

displayname: max


rawContent: just typed RIV unironically in a work chat and my coworkers asked me to explain. i panicked and said it was a typo, someone pointed out P and V are about 400 metres away from each other on the keyboard. blaseball breaks brains

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: IMO, the fact that the Crabs Black Hole moment wasn't scripted is just further evidence that Tot Fox manslaughtered 50,000+ people on the Moon (and counting)

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: @thefatalst @joel_a_clark @_stephen_____ @legobutts unironically if you spend like 10 mins talking about it we'd honestly be into it.

text: blaseball.boston

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀

displayname: joel a clark

username: legobutts

displayname: Felix


rawContent: In the Blaseball Q&A, Stephen described the surreal nature of the Crabs (Tot Fox specifically) triggering the Black Hole, which was not scripted or intended in any sense. IMO makes this historic moment even more incredible lol https://t.co/66WgBAfsDW

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Special shoutout to Felix and Elena who are much lesser known that the main TGB crew but are just as important and honestly helped lead this Q&A sesh and keep it on track. Y'all rule ❤🦀

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: I missed the @blaseball livestream (and also didn't ask a question despite being in the right tier). I'm rewatching at 2X speed now, and it's really good - I really like the Blaseball devs, you can tell they have good personal relationships even on a silly Q&A stream it rules

text: blaseball.boston


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rawContent: Just revealed in the Blaseball Q&A: Sam Rosenthal incepted the Baltimore Crabs, without @samrosenthal we wouldn't exist. Thank You Daddy! 🦀

text: blaseball.boston

username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal


rawContent: @thegameband this is cheating, you can't just post egg pool names submitted by Patrons

text: blaseball.boston

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent:
@blaseball JOEL: parker watch this beginner photoshop tutorial
*15 mins later*
PARKER IIII: Quixel was founded in 2011 by Teddy Bergsman and Waqar Azim, based on the vision of substantially speeding up how creators build digital environments, by giving them access to a vast and ever-expandi

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @WillieTroubador @HORSEIZONTAL @tillmanrules @CHSSTFans if an artist tried to tattoo me I'd simply dodge and not get ink'd

text: blaseball.boston

username: WillieTroubador

displayname: WillieTroubador Parody Account

username: HORSEIZONTAL

displayname: HORSE 🎠

username: tillmanrules

displayname: Tillman Henderson 69th inductee to the Hall o Fame

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent:
Is this the first @blaseball tattoo???

Send victim @WillieTroubador and perpetrator @HORSEIZONTAL all your love! 🦀👁❤

https://t.co/9tAfMociT2

renderedContent:
Is this the first @blaseball tattoo???

Send victim @WillieTroubador and perpetrator @HORSEIZONTAL all your love! 🦀👁❤

twitter.com/WillieTroubado…

username: BlaseballCrabs

text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/WillieTroubado…

rawContent: RIV to you but I’m different (all credit to @HORSEIZONTAL 🙌🏻💕) https://t.co/1XyKnZpvea

rawDescription: do not ban me Elon I am but a humble parody account

location: Louisville, KY


rawContent:
ME: my best friend died and I'm in mourning
SUNMAN: no he didn't.
ME: oh okay I'm fine now then : ) https://t.co/E2HYlRNLIL

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @GlammmyCat they're not that big, some are bigger than others. mostly crab-sized

text: blaseball.boston

username: GlammmyCat

displayname: Glammy! (Top 1% of Glameows) 👼 ➿ᘏᗢ


rawContent: the devs should 100% take as long as they need, but I hope Blaseball is back before the holidays otherwise I might have to speak to my family ☹

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: who called it "The Grand Siesta" and not "The Great Depression"..

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball hi blaseball commissioner im crab

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER


rawContent: @blaseball @joel_a_clark fixed, free of charge from ur friends in the Crabs graphics design department (its their passion) : ) https://t.co/joRP0QKpZR

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: im crab llc. my casual acquaintance parker is fine and i have a normal + healthy relationship with my Boss. my lawyer is very competent (also alive) and my team ascended and is having a great time with no problems : )

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @_stephen_____ @blaseball y... yes... its a... joke. famous crab humor. ha ha. nobody's friend died or amythimg~

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: @blaseball Parker IIII?? Do you remember us? Do you still have those signed photos of Spider-Man we stole from Universal Studios Florida??

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: If this is going where I think it's going, Parker dying may be a net positive (sorry bro RIV or whatever)

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: We're going to Write the Future. Together.

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @blaseball yes ma'am

renderedContent: @blaseball yes ma'am

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball Alright, Siesta is over get back to work.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball Yes Commissioner 🥺🙏

renderedContent: @blaseball Yes Commissioner 🥺🙏

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball She's talking to me directly, you all just happen to be here

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball YESSSSSSSSS

renderedContent: @blaseball YESSSSSSSSS

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball @thegameband THANKYOU THE GAME BAND

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball ITS HAPPENING

renderedContent: @blaseball ITS HAPPENING

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @blaseball oh my god its happening

renderedContent: @blaseball oh my god its happening

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Nicolas_Sebik @blaseball im not a lawyer but ur also allowed to be friends with ur lawyer its allowed

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Nicolás Sebik 🌹🇨🇱


rawContent: im crab llc. my best friend parker died and im in love with a coin. my lawyer was a dragonball character (also died) and my team was so good at blaseball it got yeeted into space.

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Emix114 @blaseball it's the Blaseball community, our baseline level of instability is already phenomenally high

text: blaseball.boston

username: CobaltFlynt


rawContent: So long, gay parker. I hope you aren't really dead friend... but if you are, we have a solution for that @blaseball https://t.co/cb5ABjWxyL

text: blaseball.boston

username: blaseball


text: blaseball.boston

text: twitter.com/MiamiBlaseball…

rawContent:
[OUT OF CHARACTER]

Worth noting that there's going to be an official recap of the Trial so please don't beat yourself by sifting through thousands of Discord messages thanks

displayname: DALE FOREVER

rawDescription: Former Twitter home of the Miami Dale. Ran by @BillyGalant.

location: Miami

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I tuned out of the trial about an hour in, tuned back in for Crabmoney's bit then tuned out again. Fun concept but 4+ hours of live text roleplay / improv is a lot, especially when so chaotic / uncoordinated. One of those "Eve Online is more fun to read about" situations for me

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: uh oh https://t.co/UhPtsKAnQW

renderedContent: uh oh https://t.co/UhPtsKAnQW

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: I can't believe the Crabs have done this...

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @NYMSplortscast RT anyway

renderedContent: @NYMSplortscast RT anyway

text: blaseball.boston

username: NYMSplortscast

displayname: Your New York Millennials Splortscaster


rawContent: RT if Parker is innocent, I need to prove a point about not basing your legal arguments off of random Twitter RTs #ParkerClassAction

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: RT if Parker is Guilty, I need prove a point #ParkerClassAction

username: GaragesUnlegal

displayname: Seattle Garages Unlegal Team

rawDescription:
🎸Park it in the Garages of Justice⚖
Black Lives Matter - Trans Rights - No Gods, Just Blaseball Forever
"Lawyers" for Seattle Garages

location: Seattle, WA, Immaterial Plane


rawContent: These are the questions we need to ask ourselves as a nation. Thankyou, Doctor Goku, Esquire. https://t.co/VPBFJq0n4C

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: we used 2 em dashes because we're on the right side of history.

text: blaseball.boston

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rawContent: Today isn't just a court case about some coins, it's a judgement on the character of our community. We must choose to stand with our Commish — who is doing a great job! — against the elitist chimkin phone ppl who think they're better than us simply because they know how to read!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @tacostrucks more people prefer chicken, and that's okay

text: blaseball.boston

username: tacostrucks

displayname: Unlimited Tacos Trucks 🌮


rawContent: PARKER IS INNOCENT! The Court denied our motion to dismiss the case (yet more institutional corruption) so we'll have to win this case the old fashioned way: by having Goku yell "I'm Goku" until Judge Sins incinerates all participants.

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent:
The Defense is Called Up. CEO Commissioner Parker
@blaseball is innocent and we look forward to helping prove so in court (for a significant fee)

pic posted with permission from @CKaelde https://t.co/DAsEogYdEJ

text: blaseball.boston

username: CKaelde

displayname: CastarasKaelde


rawContent: we're all Pies fans tonight. 🥧

renderedContent: we're all Pies fans tonight. 🥧

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @KennedyLoser Why does your available balance just say "lol"??

text: blaseball.boston

username: KennedyLoser


rawContent: [1] The -1 here represents Net Total Suns after Tot Fox was finished.

text: blaseball.boston

rawContent: lol at the footnote here https://t.co/LrsHoQkyvf

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

rawDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

location: LA

text: catacalypto.substack.com


rawContent: Your Soul Scream is your credit card number followed by your sort code, pin and a memorable word. Share yours in the comments!

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Fancymancer @blaseball @tacoblaseball revised version https://t.co/SJMc4fgdYH

text: blaseball.boston

username: Fancymancer

displayname: Jonathan Ying

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: this Grand Siesta is turning into a Grand Fiesta!! 😭🎉

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @Katie_Figiel @blaseball the gunnery sergeant from mars, not the boy scout from a broken home

text: blaseball.boston

displayname: Katie Figiel


rawContent: @Ryzorrin This was included in my search, but not horrific enough for the final post

text: blaseball.boston

username: Ryzorrin

displayname: Chase Ware


rawContent: I added Draper to the @blaseball naming pool in honor of 2 of my fav TV show characters: Bobby Draper from The Expanse, and the hot dick from Mad Men https://t.co/zo9bv6DOeg

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: @MetallicFro too normal. looks good though, never thought about mixing horseradish and mayo for a less full-on condiment

text: blaseball.boston

username: MetallicFro

displayname: fro


rawContent: LEMON STICK https://t.co/44OUbFSoqI

renderedContent: LEMON STICK https://t.co/44OUbFSoqI

text: blaseball.boston

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: Here are just some of the concessions you'll be able to 'enjoy' at our soon-to-debut stadium The Crabitat! https://t.co/KUZPUyg9MJ

text: blaseball.boston