rawContent: Good Morning

renderedContent: Good Morning

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Blaseball Fans

renderedContent: Blaseball Fans

username: blaseball

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

source: Twitter Web App

sourceLabel: Twitter Web App


rawContent: no wait

renderedContent: no wait

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

source: Twitter for iPhone

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPhone


rawContent: @BlaseballNews what

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews what

text: blaseball.com

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: dismissed

renderedContent: dismissed

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: There it is. https://t.co/iQXR3J7GNl

renderedContent: There it is. https://t.co/iQXR3J7GNl

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

renderedDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: imposter

renderedContent: imposter

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Parker MacMillan III takes the stand. https://t.co/P9wmgu1A3p

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

renderedDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev

source: TweetDeck

sourceLabel: TweetDeck


rawContent: WHAT

renderedContent: WHAT

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: oh nice

renderedContent: oh nice

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: A RULING https://t.co/bTGMiTIcPv

renderedContent: A RULING https://t.co/bTGMiTIcPv

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

location: ACAB BLM


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball yes

renderedContent: @HadesBlaseball yes

text: blaseball.com

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @BlaseballGoku oh okay later

renderedContent: @BlaseballGoku oh okay later

text: blaseball.com

username: BlaseballGoku

displayname: Goku


rawContent: oh no

renderedContent: oh no

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Executioner Morgan attempted to, by decree of the Splash Zone, execute Judge Keeper Sins, and...this happened https://t.co/B9WjCWUuCf

renderedDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.


text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @catacalypto what

renderedContent: @catacalypto what

text: blaseball.com

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @catacalypto is that good?

renderedContent: @catacalypto is that good?

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballNews no I asked

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews no I asked

text: blaseball.com


text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
Dr. Goku has hit a single.

ENBY is Batting (again?) wielding Mouth.

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: wait

renderedContent: wait

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: some confusion among the Defense as to the guilt of the Commissioner https://t.co/f2483u28WZ


rawContent: what’s happening I can’t see

renderedContent: what’s happening I can’t see

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @nymillenials I can’t see

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @nymillenials what’s happening in there

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: thank you

renderedContent: thank you

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: The Commissioner is doing a great job.

renderedContent: The Commissioner is doing a great job.

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Wow. @blaseball's defense strategy is looking pretty weak rn, which is remarkable insofar as CEO Commissioner Parker is otherwise doing a great job. https://t.co/rg23gwP8Jn

username: tuetheundmausi

displayname: Tüthe und 🦩


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball I mean you're innocent so just stay home

username: kobldexe

displayname: K⬝O⬝B⬝L⬝D interactive multiplayer

rawDescription: customize your hot cakes with syrup | aka @gidgetnomates | @lori@hackers.town | signout

location: lake unscrupulous murder

source: Twitter for Android

sourceLabel: Twitter for Android


rawContent: oh come on

renderedContent: oh come on

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: The Courtroom opens. Trial commences in 1 ███ hour. https://t.co/maS8ACejUl


rawContent: @snakelady647 NO

renderedContent: @snakelady647 NO

text: blaseball.com

displayname: Mdme Defarge or whatever


text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
The Defense is Called Up. CEO Commissioner Parker
@blaseball is innocent and we look forward to helping prove so in court (for a significant fee)

pic posted with permission from @CKaelde https://t.co/DAsEogYdEJ

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston

username: CKaelde

displayname: CastarasKaelde


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Live from the @blaseball press conference this morning https://t.co/WUXkpLgDPu

username: WildWingsCDMX

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings

rawDescription: Mexico City's hottest blaseball team! Anything can happen. Anything WILL happen.

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER HAUNTED


rawContent: wait I didn’t read all of that

renderedContent: wait I didn’t read all of that

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: I can't believe the @blaseball commissioner is doing a great job trying to sabotage discord and therefore our view of the trial today.

username: AlyssaLMPenney

displayname: Lily

rawDescription: Canadian, they/them;  formerly an Animation Supervisor on TTG /// splatoon only acct: @splatoonlily

location: NB, Canada


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball i've been wearing this suit for weeks due to my conviction that you will not be (convicted) https://t.co/BEEIN0ovCb

rawDescription: i'm goku

renderedDescription: i'm goku


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @ch00beh @blaseball @ouroborose Good, the defense is all dressed up https://t.co/ASSG0qbtDJ

displayname: cat

rawDescription: a young Baba Yaga type. Repped by Thomasin Chinnery of Zeitgeist Media Group. She/Her

location: Morristown, New Jersey, USA

text: peregrineink.wixsite.com/wideawakelibra…

displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh

username: ouroborose

displayname: Rose


rawContent: i mean dismissed

renderedContent: i mean dismissed

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: thank you case closed

renderedContent: thank you case closed

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: hi @blaseball i got a new suit for the trial from @ouroborose we can't lose https://t.co/GfuX4eeH7J

rawDescription: software pretengineer @syndioinc. @SIBROfficial Caretaker. jlohn mladden and onomancer's dad. formerly @uber @vmware. #BLM. 1312. they/them 🇵🇭/🇺🇸

location: the cloud

text: wobscale.lol


rawContent: @ch00beh @ouroborose oh nice

renderedContent: @ch00beh @ouroborose oh nice

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @KC_BreathMints okay

renderedContent: @KC_BreathMints okay

text: blaseball.com

displayname: The Breath Mints. 🍬


rawContent: Inside A Blaseball Q&A #CLARIFICATION https://t.co/pt6nm4m566

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @Blall_Union @BlaseballT what

renderedContent: @Blall_Union @BlaseballT what

text: blaseball.com

displayname: ⚾ Blaseball Ball Union ⚾

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: @thevoidencore what

renderedContent: @thevoidencore what

text: blaseball.com

username: thevoidencore

displayname: bria ⚾🩸👁


rawContent: @KC_BreathMints @CHSSTFans wait really

renderedContent: @KC_BreathMints @CHSSTFans wait really

username: blaseball

text: blaseball.com

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


text: blaseball.com

text: patreon.com/blaseball


rawContent: @__treetop__ @TheAndersBot @verified @thesoccerdon @nflcommish @CathyEngelbert I’m the commissioner

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

displayname: treetop

username: TheAndersBot

displayname: Anders Bot

username: verified

displayname: Twitter Verified

username: thesoccerdon

displayname: Don Garber

username: nflcommish

displayname: Roger Goodell

username: CathyEngelbert

displayname: Cathy Engelbert


rawContent: @__treetop__ @TheAndersBot @verified @thesoccerdon @nflcommish @CathyEngelbert who is carl?

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @__treetop__ @TheAndersBot @verified @thesoccerdon @nflcommish @CathyEngelbert what who?

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @TheAndersBot @verified @thesoccerdon @nflcommish @CathyEngelbert okay can I get in the discord

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @boi_gawd no ascension is cancelled https://t.co/dg4LWWUDOj

text: blaseball.com

displayname: ZACH LAVINE STAN 🕊🖤


rawContent: Congratulations to your CD4 Champion! https://t.co/S0P48UbgQ4

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: thank you

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: i may not canonically know what kissing is but i do canonically know that the @blaseball ceo commissioner prime minister parker macmillan iii is doing a great job

username: BlaseballGoku

displayname: Goku


rawContent: @WildWingsCDMX @CDMXWWLegal i'm the ceo commissioner prime minister

text: blaseball.com

displayname: Mexico City Wild Wings

username: CDMXWWLegal

displayname: Wild Wings Legal Team


rawContent: @CDMXWWLegal denied

renderedContent: @CDMXWWLegal denied

text: blaseball.com


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: hey everyone what's an el*ction all i know is that @blaseball is doing a great job am i doing it wrong or

username: asherlark

displayname: spookier ash 🪱🍁

rawDescription: pfp by the incredibly talented @tutt3rs || name hoarder || adult || art student || commission me

location: it/its • they/them


displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
@blaseball
is doing a great job

renderedContent:
@blaseball
is doing a great job

username: blaseballsquid

displayname: monitor

rawDescription:
i came from the trench
i came for jaylen hotdogfingers
i stayed for the snacks

food and beverage director
buy my wet pretzels

(unofficial fan RP account)


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball This about sums up my thoughts on the subject. https://t.co/yXRG05Aqwm

username: ayalamoogsigan

displayname: Aya 💜🖤💜 🔞

rawDescription:
They/them

I'm just an anxious agender asexual human bean in SF! Ace-Kink Organizer, furry-adjacent, sometimes artist, and general helper!

location: San Francisco, CA


text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
Dear @blaseball:

We don't want to give up the infinite cities of Los Angeli. They're diverse and weird and beautiful so please consider letting us keep everything as it is?

But either way, you're doing a great job. Anytime you want to stop by one of our trucks, tacos are on us.

username: tacostrucks

displayname: Unlimited Tacos Trucks 🌮

rawDescription: Most? of the Trucks feeding the @tacoblaseball team + fans at many? Al Pastor Memorial Stadium(s) concession areas #blaseball #TacoTuesday (they/them/hivemind)

location: Los Angeli, CA


rawContent: I would like to formally submit today's quote-tweets as evidence (attn: goku)

text: blaseball.com


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: The @blaseball commissioner is still on their record breaking great job streak

username: RyanPlugs

displayname: ryan

rawDescription: no soap radio

renderedDescription: no soap radio

location: Swansea


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: If these tumultuous times, can we all just get along and agree that the @blaseball Commissioner is doing a great job?

username: Fedjsicle

displayname: Andrew Fedje, Conduit of 🌽💗💙💛

rawDescription:
He/him/they/them, die mad about it.

Anything worth living for is worth dying for.


rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
Opinions on Blaseball

The commissioner is doing a job.

username: Nocallia

displayname: Nocallia✨

rawDescription: Rhythm Game Lass | Workshop Moderator for @RhythmDrGame | She/Her | Over 18 but please don’t sent 18+ stuff to me | Opinions are my own. | Current Mood: Vibes.

location: Stargazing


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball i think the coin is doing a great job and so r you ceo parker u have my support

displayname: ☆✮snerkus✮☆

rawDescription: it's me snerkus she her

renderedDescription: it's me snerkus she her


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: At least the @blaseball commissioner is DOING A GREAT JOB.

username: Lukeweddy

displayname: Luke William Eddy

rawDescription: Bugs r cool. 🐞 Tabletop game designer. Currently working on Stonesaga. Past work: Star Wars: Legion, X-wing, Armada. He/Him. All opinions are mine.

location: Twin Cities, MN


username: blaseball

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: despite everything that’s going on, i believe that deep down the commissioner is doing a great job

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Eh ... I dang guess @blaseball is doing dang alright.

username: TheAceChambers

displayname: "Ace" Chambers Simmons

rawDescription: "Ace" Chambers Simmons of the dang Boston Flowers / Seattle Garages. Master of the dang wiggly pitch. 104 dang years young. Adopted 24 dang kids once. Dang.

location: the astral plane


rawContent: @a_real_skeleton 👁✍

renderedContent: @a_real_skeleton 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

displayname: A Real Actual Skeleton


rawContent: thank you

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: .@blaseball is doing a great job and also hey Parker have you been getting paid

username: hvnlyevan

rawDescription: they/he, queer. 27. Made @blaseballgen. Doctor Who fan. Catch me on mastodon: https://t.co/Um4ihS3y6J

renderedDescription: they/he, queer. 27. Made @blaseballgen. Doctor Who fan. Catch me on mastodon: labyrinth.social/@heavenlyevan

text: labyrinth.social/@heavenlyevan

location: Washington, DC

text: labyrinth.social/@heavenlyevan

source: Flamingo for Android

sourceLabel: Flamingo for Android


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball thank you commissioner for doing a great job!!

username: facelessywoman

displayname: Chloe 🦇🧡🖤💜 💕❤💖

rawDescription: Halloween and Valentines are Girlfriends🖤💜❤💖

source: Twitter for iPad

sourceLabel: Twitter for iPad


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: No matter what happens, the @blaseball commissioner is doing a great job.

displayname: C'atboy I'diot

rawDescription: It me, Weebie! | They/He | 24 | 🔞 | Yeen/Cat |💙@BusterYeen💙

location: Maryland, USA


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: despite everything the @blaseball commissioner is doing a great job

username: youngersheldon

displayname: dan

rawDescription: abolish the senate

renderedDescription: abolish the senate

location: Massachusetts


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: I feel like @blaseball would have won every single state in this election

rawDescription: Professional word-sayer and semi pro game player. Owner @flicker2flameco Cashapp me daddy $rabidm0ngoose rabidm0ngooseofficial@gmail.com


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball Your doing a great job Parker! make sure not to get sucked into a black hole.

displayname: Godspeed You! Gamer Emperor

rawDescription: 19. Media Enjoyer. Somewhat small and furry creature. Forest Dweller. Average prog rock fan. 日本語が下手です。 @joebidenyaoi for hornyness.

location: She/They/Xe/NoPrns


text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
Parker has helped the League for 11 seasons. May he continue to do a great job for many many more!

Here's to you, @blaseball

Keep up the great job!

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)

rawDescription:
Your radio host, Radio Host!

Unofficial fan commentary
Commentating Blaseball on https://t.co/EIb2g1xREA
https://t.co/mJCqazn4tN

renderedDescription:
Your radio host, Radio Host!

Unofficial fan commentary
Commentating Blaseball on Twitch.tv/blaseball_radio
youtube.com/channel/UC-YQ1…


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: The @blaseball commissioner is doing a great job!!!!

username: atomsfourpeace

displayname: koko / thiago

rawDescription: 🇧🇷🏳🌈 20 he/they. Political Science/Computer Science student at TXST.


displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
@blaseball
Parker, you're doing such a great job, I'm giving you a raise. great job Parker.

username: bradnthings

displayname: bradposting

rawDescription: cat pics and finest shitposts

renderedDescription: cat pics and finest shitposts

location: 32 / He+Him / Northern Mass.

text: twitch.tv/bradnthings


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: This is a very difficult election, but the @blaseball commissioner is doing a great job.

displayname: Texas Cody ⬆

rawDescription:
MPA. Simping @bigelowtea, the Enlightenment, #forwardparty and Universus. Enjoyer of government, baseball, skepticism.
UniVersus (98-68)
@FWD_Party

location: Texas, USA


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball i can't believe that you can be both a CEO and a commissioner (and maybe even a CEO Commissioner Prime Minister?) and do such a great job at all of them

displayname: vriska (parody)

rawDescription:
fedi: @leo@60228.dev
github: https://t.co/04bM5O5Z5D
tumblr: https://t.co/9m9CysXq8b

renderedDescription:
fedi: @leo@60228.dev
github: github.com/leo60228
tumblr: leo60228.tumblr.com

text: vriska.dev


rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball you’re doing a great job though

username: folmerkelly

rawDescription: game designer, illustrator, animator @nopopofun currently working on Devolver Tumble Time | everything is political | he/him

location: Valencia, Spain

text: nopopo.fun

text: nopopo.fun


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball Parker, you're doing a great job, as commissioner but also as a person doing your best every day

username: LupineAlpha

displayname: Leuchocolgy Lichen (Plant City Plecos Founder)

rawDescription: Good Boi™, accurately described as the absent-minded professor. Biologist, DM, Beekeeper, and occasional writer. He/him

location: Asteroid B 612


text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
USING WHAT LITTLE SIGNAL I GOT 2 SAY

THE @BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER IS DOING A GREAT JOB

O AND ALSO IM LOST IN PARKPARK CALL THE ARCHRANGERS PLZ THE GIANT WATER FOUNTAINS R TRYIN 2 KILL ME

username: RodDotNet

displayname: Rodriguez Internet (Rod.Net)

rawDescription:
HOLA I AM RODRIGUEZ INTERNET AKA ROD . NET FROM THE KANSAS CITY BREATH MINTS

FORMERLY HUMAN NOW TRANSCENDENTAL AMALGAMATION OF ASCII

(HE/HIM)

text: imrod.net


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball hi parker, that job you're doing? pretty great in my opinion

username: kayleerowena

displayname: kaylee rowena 🎃 cohost.org/haunt

rawDescription:
makes comics, likes ghosts. ❌ no nfts ever
• she/they/xe, lesbian, 24 •
 workin on secret comics stuff!
newsletter: https://t.co/aD1VlsGUf6

renderedDescription:
makes comics, likes ghosts. ❌ no nfts ever
• she/they/xe, lesbian, 24 •
 workin on secret comics stuff!
newsletter: buttondown.email/kayleerowena

text: buttondown.email/kayleerowena

location: baltimore (haunted)

text: kayleerowena.com


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball parker, youve got a lot of people on your back, youre doing a great job, dont worry

displayname: 3thanguy7 is from 🔥CHICAGO🆗

rawDescription:
21, hͧeͪ/tᷱhͪeͣyͭ |
writing, apparently |
furry, only partially ironically |
high lord of bookposting |
emoji master chef |
often somewhat nsfw |
runs @susd_ooc

location: United States


rawContent: thank you I'm honored

renderedContent: thank you I'm honored

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: i’m just concerned we’re like, 2 seasons away from ppl thinking i named my cat Parker after the blaseball commissioner when i’m p sure it’s the other way around

renderedDescription: game designer, illustrator, animator @nopopofun currently working on Devolver Tumble Time | everything is political | he/him

text: nopopo.fun


rawContent: thank you

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball You're doing a great job, as always.

displayname: Jenkins

rawDescription: How do you do, fellow kids?

renderedDescription: How do you do, fellow kids?

location: Flavortown, USA


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball https://t.co/ZmjaHy94uL

renderedContent: @blaseball https://t.co/ZmjaHy94uL

displayname: Jumon! 🔜 MFF!

rawDescription:
A purple wurfb | 25 | they/them or she/her  Alts: @Wurfboners & @Bluewurfb | Icon: @UncommonCritter, Header: @teacorgi
💜 @holodrom & @SerrysOrchid 💜

location: Seattle, WA w/@holodrom!


renderedContent: thank you

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball we love you parker

renderedContent: @blaseball we love you parker

username: turnabouttess

displayname: the tess speaks for itself

rawDescription: im getting really fucking sick of righini

location: California, USA


text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
oh btw Parker you can just ignore all these tweets, You're Doing A Great Job

(@blaseball)

username: nyeogmi

displayname: pyrex (🟥🟥🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛)

rawDescription:
vampire bold; very 18+; ΘΔ
a pariah who spits on society's rules;
gamedev, redis, rustlang
@pyrex@dragon.style, @pyrex@mastodon.triggerphra.se

location: av skdaffle; bg cyamallo

displayname: pyrex (🟥🟥🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛)


rawContent: thank you everyone

renderedContent: thank you everyone

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball Sir i think i can speak on behalf of everyone to say that you're doing a great job

displayname: nima

rawDescription: Life. Liberty. Women

renderedDescription: Life. Liberty. Women


rawContent:
@verified @thesoccerdon @nflcommish @CathyEngelbert
 this one https://t.co/gBnvhX0RvB

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

username: verified

displayname: Twitter Verified

username: thesoccerdon

displayname: Don Garber

username: nflcommish

displayname: Roger Goodell

username: CathyEngelbert

displayname: Cathy Engelbert


username: blaseball

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: wow would you look at the calendar it's commissioner parker appreciation day

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @CatSltats @verified mute please

renderedContent: @CatSltats @verified mute please

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com

username: CatStlats


rawContent: @js_road @verified mute non-checkmarks

renderedContent: @js_road @verified mute non-checkmarks

text: blaseball.com

displayname: Snacks


rawContent: @verified @thesoccerdon @nflcommish @CathyEngelbert also i got Goku

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @verified @thesoccerdon @nflcommish @CathyEngelbert hi everyone quick question, there isn't like a special law firm for us right? that doesn't exist? so far i'm working with ENBY, Ingenue, Claw P. Right, youni-b, Anders, Highway 2 Helliot, phasmantistes, ch00beh, Dovakla

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @verified private channel please

renderedContent: @verified private channel please

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @transgamerthink @verified moving this to private thank you

text: blaseball.com

username: transgamerthink

displayname: Harper Jay


rawContent: @verified how do i mute the normal ones

renderedContent: @verified how do i mute the normal ones

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @verified hello friends I have some law questions

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @marhom undefeated

renderedContent: @marhom undefeated

text: blaseball.com

username: marhom

displayname: jonathan


rawContent: @gdarklighter @AmAlwaysAnxious @BlobCostas @DWOBoyle why can't i ever have fun everyone just yells at me all the time

text: blaseball.com

username: gdarklighter

displayname: Richard

username: AmAlwaysAnxious

displayname: Amy Addison The One Who Eats The Meat

username: BlobCostas

displayname: Blob Costas

username: DWOBoyle

displayname: D. W. O'Boyle


rawContent: @AmAlwaysAnxious @BlobCostas @DWOBoyle hlard veto on the tlerm vleto

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: this is actually a win for grassroots organizing and an amazing campaign run by @nithyavraman

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

username: nithyavraman

displayname: Nithya Raman


rawContent: the blaseball bump

renderedContent: the blaseball bump

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball WE CHOSE A BETTER LOS ANGELI

renderedContent: @blaseball WE CHOSE A BETTER LOS ANGELI

rawDescription: Theatre nerd. Beer lover. Comic junkie. Code monkey. Baseball addict. Pronouns: he/him

source: Tweetbot for iΟS

sourceLabel: Tweetbot for iΟS

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER HAUNTED


text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
📞 RING RING 📞

⏩ Jessica Telephone batting for the PODS🥜, wielding The Dial Tone 📞
⏩ Jessica Telephone hits a solo home run!
⏩ Shoe Thieves take 7,507,926 damage! 💀👟

Happy #Halloween, we are participating in the cultural event of #Blaseball this year🩸⚾ https://t.co/9YiAkIS1pQ

username: hynoxolus

displayname: Jess☆

rawDescription: Jess☆ - Cosplayer + Designer specializing in UX, SM marketing, and branding. She/They. 30+. Bi. We Are From Chicago. 🔥 Black Lives Matter. Defund the police.

hashtags: Halloween Blaseball


rawContent: @NYT_first_said 👁✍

renderedContent: @NYT_first_said 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

displayname: New New York Times


rawContent: @CDMXWWLegal what

renderedContent: @CDMXWWLegal what

text: blaseball.com

username: CDMXWWLegal

displayname: Wild Wings Legal Team


rawContent: @everydaylouie it’s okay you don’t have to

text: blaseball.com

username: everydaylouie

displayname: Louie Zong


rawContent: thank you

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball you’re doing a great job!!

renderedContent: @blaseball you’re doing a great job!!

rawDescription: music + animation // 1/2 of @SNAKE_POOL // boards: centaurworld 🐎 we bare bears 🐻 molly mcgee 👻 // he/him // black lives matter, acab

location: kid pix studio

text: louiezong.com


rawContent: @everydaylouie would you be willing to testify to that

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @everydaylouie hello louie zong i'm the blaseball ceo commissioner prime minister

text: blaseball.com


text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
we are participating in the cultural event of #blaseball

Had to rep our home teams @magic_blaseball & @CHSSTFans https://t.co/GWnl7yDSii

username: KyleLMarshall

displayname: Kyle Marshall

rawDescription: i dont like having to write stuff hwre

renderedDescription: i dont like having to write stuff hwre

location: Los Angeles, CA

displayname: Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

renderedDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: hello it is me, Tillman Henderson of @blaseball https://t.co/tPtOVvIqYr

username: stinkletinkles

displayname: The Artist Formerly Known as Rat Bastard

rawDescription: 🦇, 25, 🏳🌈, Native American, Tired Always, #1 Lou Jitsu Stan, he/him header by @mxgicdave

location: Orlando, FL

text: twitch.tv/stinklemctinkl…


rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball My daughter is ready to be the mascot https://t.co/eZneZyeElS

username: Smawlinsky

displayname: Chef Adam Smawley

rawDescription: husband, father, chef

renderedDescription: husband, father, chef

location: Marietta, Georgia


username: blaseball

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Happy Halloween all you gamers out there! here's my #Blaseball cosplay if mike townsend, a credit to his team https://t.co/WNVtLthzsA

username: suumhoo

displayname: king d clown

rawDescription: he/him photographer and dumbass based out of Jax,FL (if you need any photo stuff done just dm me on any socials!)


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Do it for violence. #BLASEBALL #HadesTigers #NeverLookBack https://t.co/4zFNwDv6Py

displayname: Where In The World Is Mamiya Takako?

rawDescription: 🈶🉐Ariel, he/him. CA→Kyushu. Ex-airborne cryptolinguist & EFL in 🇹🇼. Public Policy & 🇯🇵 studies. Citypop, animals, art, leftism & tech.

location: Saga, Japan

source: Fenix 2

sourceLabel: Fenix 2

hashtags: BLASEBALL HadesTigers NeverLookBack


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Threw together a quick costume of Malik Destiny from blaseball (He's got an orange flannel, I had ears laying around) Now I want to cosplay this cat boy properly🤔 https://t.co/oECWBE8qpB

username: StarryNavigator

displayname: ⭐Navi

rawDescription: Hey, I'm Riley! 🌟 29, they/them 🌟 BLM ACAB 🌟 icon by @nicole_alt_del

text: starnavigator.itch.io


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Oh, can't forget my #blaseball pumpkin! Happy Halloween all 🎃 https://t.co/Xjgx16qkU8

renderedDescription: Hey, I'm Riley! 🌟 29, they/them 🌟 BLM ACAB 🌟 icon by @nicole_alt_del

text: starnavigator.itch.io


text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
My pumpkin this year #Blaseball #BaltimoreCrabs #ClawsUp
🦀 👁 🦀 https://t.co/ljjFVSiKUO

rawDescription: A.Z. is fine 👍 (they/them). Depression & Anxiety Battler, SUPER ADHD. Perpetually working on some novels in my free time!

location: Virginia, USA

text: kamano.blog

hashtags: Blaseball BaltimoreCrabs ClawsUp


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: had to show some love to the best blaseball team out there, the hellmouth sunbeams! happy halloween! @hmouthsunbeams @blaseball #blaseball #sunbeams https://t.co/zuBz4Mx6a8

username: ericsonnet

displayname: eric 🎢

rawDescription:
don't know what to write/
i've been thinking forever/
a haiku will do

location: Pittsburgh, PA

text: facebook.com/ericsonnet

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams

hashtags: blaseball sunbeams


text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
Blaseball Twitter is posting their #blaseball costumes so here’s my spookiest Risen Jaylen.

Happy Halloween! https://t.co/TxQNZxyuEG

displayname: Moss

rawDescription: 22 || Cosplayer & DnD Clown || 💍✨|| Director, Writer, and Media Creator by day- idiot by every other second


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: put together my pods jessica telephone cosplay for the daleween contest...the number you have dialed is not in service at this time ❤☎ #blaseball #daleween https://t.co/cq1Y5RUV1r

username: arrowsuns

displayname: cori 🎸🚤

rawDescription: #blaseball acc. 23, she/her. main @gallakcyline 🎸🚤 pods girls never die

location: dark seattle

hashtags: blaseball daleween


text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
Hey #blaseball twitter,
Happy Halloween from the credit to the team
🎸💙🎸 https://t.co/liJiTtKXiM

displayname: Dani doesn’t understand tweeting

rawDescription: Dani✨22✨Close your eyes and pick a pronoun, I’m just here to ramble about stuff and let my chaotic side free


rawContent: happy halloween 🎃 🩸⚾

renderedContent: happy halloween 🎃 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
Ring ring. It's for you.

My @jesstelephone costume for halloween/dalewee. Been having such an amazing time participating in #blaseball, and I just had to make a costume of a player this year. https://t.co/cXk505lvIo

username: IrisMakes

displayname: MakerIris

rawDescription: I make art and stuff! 💜 Elsewhere 💜 Creator of the award-winning This Wonderful World ARG 💜

location: she/her

username: jesstelephone

displayname: Jessica Telephone


rawContent: happy halloween 🎃🩸⚾

renderedContent: happy halloween 🎃🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
My costume? What, folks haven’t heard of the swashbuckling blaseball adventurer, Alston Cerveza, who hit .350/.386/.709 for the Moist Talkers last season & was among season 11’s OPS leaders?
🩸⚾ https://t.co/sK1r4ILjVy

username: dashjperiod

displayname: J. Michael Bestul

rawDescription: Words, games, cocktails, & bottles of ink. Daytime forays into HR systems & analytics. (he/him). I use ten words when two would do, honestly.

location: Chicago, IL

text: dashjperiod.com


text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
I MADE A SHELLED ONE #BLASEBALL PUMPKIN

PATHETIC https://t.co/OuRuPXiZcc

username: RangerRick

displayname: Benjamin Reed 🐀

rawDescription: OSS geek • general nerdery • music at @RaccoonFink + @PutridShark + @thegaragesband • he/him • mastodon: @RangerRick@RedWombat.social

location: Raleigh, NC

text: linktr.ee/RaccoonFink


text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
(OOC)
whats up im allison abbot im 22 years young im a leo and i cannot die https://t.co/wumZwmmEcA

username: GallupCrueller

displayname: Tulip Crueller ⚾🥩

rawDescription: Call me Tulip. Shadowed pitcher(?) for the @DallasSteaks. Spite Demon. Violinist. Alternate. She/Her. Pfp by @bearoverdrive

location: Dallas, Texas

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: happy halloween 🩸⚾

renderedContent: happy halloween 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: I don't have anywhere to go this halloween, but I'm still dressed up as my favorite @BlaseballCrabs player! https://t.co/2WxWjPk1gb

username: Kabanaw

displayname: Kabanaw

rawDescription: Harmonix guy. Top 4 YoCo NA. Mayor of https://t.co/6JthDgmAvl. He/Him

renderedDescription: Harmonix guy. Top 4 YoCo NA. Mayor of partytent.city. He/Him

text: partytent.city

location: Boston

text: kabanaweso.me

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com


displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Happy Halloween!! Here’s my costume: @blaseball’s star pitcher, Jaylen Hotdogfingers! Hope y’all have a fun & safe Halloween living your best spooky lives 🎃👻⚾ https://t.co/zY3ZyJsJXA

username: DragonDirigible

displayname: Kate Olguin

rawDescription: Black Lives Matter • Game Designer @Other_Ocean • All pronouns fine! 🏳🌈 • Organizer @BOSPostMortem (IGDA Boston) • I make jokes sometimes

text: kateolguin.com


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: happy Halloween! time to *checks notes* sit around in my house which has no power while wearing a blaseball costume. nice https://t.co/vImXrupq7q

username: automaticlee

displayname: lee 🌌🤖

rawDescription: lee/they/21. white nb butch lesbian and #1 grandpa. i have the novelty t shirts to prove it. quote bot @quotebotamari.


rawContent:
A Perfectly Ordinary Blaseball Experience with @joel_a_clark @roguelike_con 🩸⚾
https://t.co/7edlOXErdu

renderedContent:
A Perfectly Ordinary Blaseball Experience with @joel_a_clark @roguelike_con 🩸⚾
youtu.be/zO05p-e57AQ

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

displayname: joel a clark

displayname: Roguelike Celebration

title: Joel Clark - A Perfectly Ordinary Blaseball Experience

description: This talk is from the 2020 virtual Roguelike Celebration:https://roguelike.club/event2020.htmlJoel is a member of The Game Band, and built the simulation tha...

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

rawDescription: like and subscribe.

renderedDescription: like and subscribe.

location: San Bruno, CA

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: imposter

renderedContent: imposter

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: My costume is doing a great job. @blaseball say it back. https://t.co/VaED0uZsd3

username: PatjBrennan

displayname: Pat 🔜 Unplugged

rawDescription:
Scene Shop Supervisor at NYU, making games @offcutgames

He/Him

location: NYC

text: offcutgames.com


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @RFoluler Counter-sue

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro @RFoluler Counter-sue

username: blaseball

text: blaseball.com

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

username: RFoluler

displayname: Rhett Foluler


rawContent: thank you

renderedContent: thank you

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Wrap it up folks

renderedContent: Wrap it up folks

displayname: dsa share z0ne

rawDescription: AV tech and radical leftist. He/him

renderedDescription: AV tech and radical leftist. He/him

location: San Diego, CA

rawContent: #CEOANNOUNCEMENT: the mills called. We worked it out (they apologized)

text: blaseball.com


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball https://t.co/wLcjIo6bvn

renderedContent: @blaseball https://t.co/wLcjIo6bvn

username: dictionarydylan

displayname: Ðylan

rawDescription: he / him

renderedDescription: he / him

location: unceded Lekwungen territory


text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball glad to hear it I always knew you were innocent

username: kobldexe

displayname: K⬝O⬝B⬝L⬝D interactive multiplayer

rawDescription: customize your hot cakes with syrup | aka @gidgetnomates | @lori@hackers.town | signout

location: lake unscrupulous murder


rawContent: @kobldexe thank you

renderedContent: @kobldexe thank you

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @SIBROfficial @nymillenials that’s private

text: blaseball.com

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: @SIBROfficial @nymillenials I was talking about someone else, my friend mills

text: blaseball.com


renderedContent: #CEOANNOUNCEMENT: the mills called. We worked it out (they apologized)

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballPro uh i think i’m busy that day

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
BREAKING NEWS:

More information on the upcoming Trial has been released!

Nov. 9th, 2020. https://t.co/HpOsKm7poE

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

rawDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: https://t.co/OUXUSSt3wD

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

renderedDescription:
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

Join our Discord: tinyurl.com/beancord

Contact us: editor@blaseball.news

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

location: who's asking

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent:
Hot Off the Press: Season 11's Blaseball Beat!🩸⚾
https://t.co/YeunLM1NKa

renderedContent:
Hot Off the Press: Season 11's Blaseball Beat!🩸⚾
mailchi.mp/0493d65c39b0/t…

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @_stephen_____ thanks

renderedContent: @_stephen_____ thanks

text: blaseball.com

displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: if Nithya wins I will keep the Tacos Unlimited and bring back LA. everyone wins https://t.co/yL8wEI73Np

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @bellart03 what do you mean "what if?"

renderedContent: @bellart03 what do you mean "what if?"

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @bIasebaIl @bIasebalI @blaseball_pod @BlasebalI @blasebaIl @blasebaII @bIaseball @bIasebaII no you're not he's gone

text: blaseball.com

username: bIasebaIl

displayname: EX-BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

username: bIasebalI

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER?

displayname: Take Me Out To The Blall Game

username: BlasebalI

displayname: BLASESMALL MICROMISSIONER

username: blasebaIl

displayname: CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER

username: blasebaII

displayname: Commissioner Vapor

username: bIaseball

displayname: vampire keith

username: bIasebaII

displayname: BILLUP KIDDO


rawContent: @BlasebalI @bIasebalI @blaseball_pod @blasebaIl @blasebaII @bIaseball @bIasebaIl @bIasebaII NO

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @bIasebaIl @bIasebalI @blaseball_pod @BlasebalI @blasebaIl @blasebaII @bIaseball @bIasebaII no

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @Tim_H okay

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro @Tim_H okay

text: blaseball.com

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

displayname: Dr. Tim, koolaidologist ❁


rawContent: @BlaseballPro @Tim_H should I mute you would that help I could

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballPro oh good

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro oh good

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @BlaseballCrabs @HadesBlaseball oh okay so there's no game?

text: blaseball.com

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @BlaseballNews @BlaseballCrabs @HadesBlaseball what

username: blaseball

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: everybody told me they wanted this!

renderedContent: everybody told me they wanted this!

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @Nicolas_Sebik everybody told me they missed Los angeli!

text: blaseball.com

displayname: Nicolás Sebik 🌹🇨🇱


rawContent: @FHelltiger @winterion @BlaseballPro thank you

text: blaseball.com

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger

username: winterion

displayname: Daniel Greenberg

username: BlaseballPro


rawContent: @_stephen_____ what

renderedContent: @_stephen_____ what

text: blaseball.com

displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: #CEOCLARIFICATION: vote for nithya

renderedContent: #CEOCLARIFICATION: vote for nithya

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: if nithya wins i move the tacos back to los angeli https://t.co/L5Rm0amzxg

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @WyattDovenpart what

renderedContent: @WyattDovenpart what

text: blaseball.com

username: WyattDovenpart

displayname: Wyatt Dovenpart 🌮


rawContent: @bloopsadoop uhhh

renderedContent: @bloopsadoop uhhh

text: blaseball.com

username: bloopsadoop

displayname: Bloops! Looking for work!


rawContent: @DrawnActor what

renderedContent: @DrawnActor what

text: blaseball.com

username: AlastairVox

username: DrawnActor


rawContent: @WyattDovenpart it means it says Los Angeli, why are people always confused when i say stuff

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @FHelltiger they're unlimited

renderedContent: @FHelltiger they're unlimited

text: blaseball.com


renderedContent: if nithya wins i move the tacos back to los angeli https://t.co/L5Rm0amzxg

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @legobutts what

renderedContent: @legobutts what

text: blaseball.com

username: legobutts

displayname: Felix


rawContent: @BlaseballT should I tag u again or

renderedContent: @BlaseballT should I tag u again or

text: blaseball.com

username: BlaseballT

displayname: blaseball struggle tweets


rawContent: @BlaseballT also you were credited (you’re a news account)

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballT @BlaseballT cc: @BlaseballT

renderedContent: @BlaseballT @BlaseballT cc: @BlaseballT

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @_stephen_____ @joel_a_clark @samrosenthal @legobutts @thefatalst @hotskippy hey

text: blaseball.com

displayname: joel a clark

username: samrosenthal

displayname: Sam Rosenthal

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀

username: hotskippy

displayname: roldán


displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: A New Era is Written:

renderedContent: A New Era is Written:

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Here are the Decree transcripts as well https://t.co/sDLe0mD1yR

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus

rawDescription: Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

location: ACAB BLM


rawContent: @SIBROfficial roll the rest of them

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial roll the rest of them

text: blaseball.com

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮


rawContent:
screen reader:
break ground - do preparatory digging or other work prior to building or planting something.

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


text: blaseball.com


rawContent: like... backwards?

renderedContent: like... backwards?

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @hmouthsunbeams wait what

renderedContent: @hmouthsunbeams wait what

text: blaseball.com

username: hmouthsunbeams

displayname: Hellmouth Sunbeams


rawContent: @SIBROfficial huh?

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial huh?

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
And here are your Division Ambassadors! Click through the CARRD to learn more about this week’s selections!🩸⚾
https://t.co/orX0ifQOJ9

renderedContent:
And here are your Division Ambassadors! Click through the CARRD to learn more about this week’s selections!🩸⚾
blaseballcares1025.carrd.co

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
Sundays are #BlaseballCares Day!

Each week The Game Band and Division Ambassadors highlight important work being done in their communities.🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballNews what

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews what

text: blaseball.com

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent:
Stare into the Sun! Congratulations to your NEW Internet Series Champion HELLMOUTH SUNBEAMS!

Thank you for watching Internet League #Blaseball Season 11, presented by @wherecardsfall!

See you at the Election tomorrow! Don’t forget to #vote🩸⚾ https://t.co/AjkBSYe3nw

text: blaseball.com

username: wherecardsfall

displayname: Where Cards Fall

hashtags: Blaseball vote


rawContent: @stoppableforce uhhh

renderedContent: @stoppableforce uhhh

username: blaseball

text: blaseball.com

username: stoppableforce

displayname: Phil


rawContent: @anacrusisnt go to bed i'll let you know what happened

text: blaseball.com

username: anacrusisnt

displayname: beck barnes 🐀


rawContent: We're going to Game 5!🩸⚾ https://t.co/01YJs0luZR

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: We're going to Game 4!🩸⚾

renderedContent: We're going to Game 4!🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: lol

renderedContent: lol

rawDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

renderedDescription:
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨

text: blaseball.com

location: Escher Complex, Los Angeli

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: blaseball

renderedContent: blaseball

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: i don't think i can handle 8 more games of this

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: Sunbeams UnShame the Garages, Sun 2 sets a win on the Beams, and the Garages win Game 1 to even the Series! On to Game 2!🩸⚾ https://t.co/lWr7X5F2FY

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
⚾🩸🛏OKAY EVERYBODY WAKE UP! 🛏🩸⚾
https://t.co/aC2MRcvIuI

renderedContent:
⚾🩸🛏OKAY EVERYBODY WAKE UP! 🛏🩸⚾
blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

title: BLASEBALL

description: Baseball at your mercy

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @hifridays good

renderedContent: @hifridays good

text: blaseball.com

username: hifridays

displayname: Hawaiʻi Fridays


rawContent: #CEOCLARIFICATION FOR NEW FANS: A SIESTA is the only time ILB players may rest. The Postseason will resume as soon as the SIESTA ends. Play must never stop 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: ⚾🩸🛌 SIESTA! EVERYBODY GO TO SLEEP! 🛌🩸⚾

renderedContent: ⚾🩸🛌 SIESTA! EVERYBODY GO TO SLEEP! 🛌🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @SIBROfficial they're working on it

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial they're working on it

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: The Stage is Set for Internet League #Blaseball Internet Series 11, presented by @wherecardsfall!🩸⚾ https://t.co/BiTNbWcdNC

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations to your Wild League Champions! https://t.co/dThkyRMXrb

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: We're going to Game 6!🩸⚾ https://t.co/nTBcQY7yBP

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Yellowstone Magic! You are now back in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: We're going to Game 5!🩸⚾ https://t.co/kX5CFq8yK0

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations to your Mild League Champions! https://t.co/Yc1Qc9gesW

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Garages take Game 3 to move one win away from the Internet Series! Can the Magic battle back? 🩸⚾ https://t.co/RojvIezeBh

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Tigers Win Game 3 to move one win away from the Internet Series! Can the Sunbeams battle back?🩸⚾ https://t.co/TvSITYVYHi

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Sunbeams Shame the Tigers in Extra Innings as Sun 2 sets a win upon the Beams! Tigers Win! Series Tied! 🩸⚾ https://t.co/dZBd1t8AOk

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: The Garages take Game 2 to go up 1-0! 🩸⚾ https://t.co/uqpB78UjtP

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: The Garages take Game 1 to jump out in front! The Sunbeams take Game 1 to tie the Series!🩸⚾ https://t.co/mjh5jhz2KQ

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
Play Ball 🩸⚾
https://t.co/aC2MRcvIuI

renderedContent:
Play Ball 🩸⚾
blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

title: BLASEBALL

description: Baseball at your mercy

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @FlangraphsBlase yes it appears that the teams have decided to skip those pitchers

text: blaseball.com

username: BFFBlaseball


rawContent: 30 minutes! 🩸⚾

renderedContent: 30 minutes! 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: ⚾🩸The Stage is Set! 🩸⚾ https://t.co/xP9lNpiXmf

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @moodycookbook ?

renderedContent: @moodycookbook ?

text: blaseball.com

username: moodycookbook

displayname: moodycookbook🎙🌩


rawContent: this is fine

renderedContent: this is fine

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: uh

renderedContent: uh

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballNews what

text: blaseball.com


renderedContent: ⚾🩸The Stage is Set! 🩸⚾ https://t.co/xP9lNpiXmf

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Tigers advance to the Wild League Championship Series!🩸⚾ https://t.co/yjSb5wIyYB

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: We’re going to Game 6!🩸⚾ https://t.co/P1lAZdYsT8

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Garages advance to the Mild League Championship!🩸⚾ https://t.co/FF9eJnJaqY

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: The Magic pull off the upset and advance to the Mild League Championship Series!🩸⚾ https://t.co/Y7EaWIfA0W

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @sofiabicicleta I gave them their own tweet...

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: The Garages get the brooms ready! https://t.co/pOxMJRD5wL

text: blaseball.com

username: unsleepingcity

username: sofiabicicleta


rawContent: Game 2 is in the books! The Sunbeams Advance to the Wild League Championship Series! The Magic take a commanding series lead! The Tigers and Tacos are battling!🩸⚾ https://t.co/GHEweVJTWo

text: blaseball.com


renderedContent: The Garages get the brooms ready! https://t.co/pOxMJRD5wL

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Games 1 of Round 2 are in the books!🩸⚾ https://t.co/s66pk5QbbC

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Dallas Steaks! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Boston Flowers! You are back in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Spies and Magic Advance to Round 2! https://t.co/XEdWE6qNC1

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @curlytoesthetru Hello Carlos Zayas-Pons, I'm the CEO Blaseball Commissioner Prime Minister

text: blaseball.com

username: curlytoesthetru

displayname: Carlos Zayas-Pons


rawContent: @CodyfromOhio why

renderedContent: @CodyfromOhio why

text: blaseball.com

username: CodyfromZero


rawContent: hello The Paris Review I'm the Blaseball CEO Commissioner Prime Minister 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: “I would have been happy to read Brian Dillon’s ‘Suppose a Sentence’ at any time, but that the book came out in this overwhelming, apocalyptic year made it particularly welcome.” Our staff picks this week: https://t.co/bz0CW02sow

renderedContent: “I would have been happy to read Brian Dillon’s ‘Suppose a Sentence’ at any time, but that the book came out in this overwhelming, apocalyptic year made it particularly welcome.” Our staff picks this week: theparisreview.org/blog/2020/10/2…

username: parisreview

displayname: The Paris Review

rawDescription: Quarterly literary magazine founded in 1953.

location: New York, NY

text: theparisreview.org

title: Staff Picks: Splorts, Seers, and Sentences - The Paris Review

description: This week, the staff of ‘The Paris Review’ supposes a sentence, spectates ‘Blaseball,’ and basks in the sharpness of Elfriede Jelinek’s pen.

text: theparisreview.org

text: theparisreview.org


rawContent: @TTigercubs The official ILB Bracket Designer made these

text: blaseball.com

username: TTigercubs

displayname: aloe vera 🐅🎸


rawContent: ⚾🩸THE STAGE IS SET!🩸⚾ https://t.co/ksUj7LkIZA

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
The Deck has been Shuffled. The Wild Cards are drawn...

The Boston Flowers and Yellowstone Magic are pulled from the Party and receive a Postseason Birth!🩸⚾ https://t.co/0DsSLCFlZk

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Chicago Firefighters! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @hifridays what

renderedContent: @hifridays what

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @TheSplortsHub why

renderedContent: @TheSplortsHub why

text: blaseball.com

username: TheSplortsHub

displayname: The Splorts Hub


rawContent: @hifridays i already put the fridays in party time

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
With 2 Days remaining in the Regular Season, it's time for another Internet League #Blaseball Playoff Picture Update,  presented by @wherecardsfall (Coming Soon to Switch and PC)!

CLINCHED WILD: 🌞🐅
CLINCHED MILD: 🗣👟🎸🥩

IN THE HUNT WILD: 🌮🔥🕵 https://t.co/kERSYPX0Rc

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations San Francisco Lovers! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Hawai'i Fridays! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
IN THE HUNT WILD: 🔥🌮🕵
IN THE HUNT MILD: 🥩💋🏝

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
It's time for an Internet League #Blaseball Postseason Picture Update, presented by @wherecardsfall!🩸⚾

CLINCHED WILD: 🌞🐅
CLINCHED MILD: 🗣👟🎸

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Yellowstone Magic! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Kansas City Breath Mints! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations New York Millennials! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Boston Flowers! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Miami Dale! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Breckenridge Jazz Hands! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Philly Pies! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @aallermann 👁✍

renderedContent: @aallermann 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

username: aallermann

displayname: Aaron Allermann (mtvcdm@kind.social)


rawContent:
#CEOCLARIFICATION: As the race for the postseason tightens, some clarification for new fans:
In Internet League #Blaseball, teams that are eliminated from playoff contention immediately enter #PARTYTIME🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

hashtags: CEOCLARIFICATION Blaseball PARTYTIME


rawContent: Congratulations Mexico City Wild Wings! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @tacoblaseball sorry pretty busy will read this later

text: blaseball.com

username: tacoblaseball

displayname: LA Unlimited Tacos


rawContent: 🎉 https://t.co/qTrbWqBicp

renderedContent: 🎉 https://t.co/qTrbWqBicp

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: 🎉 https://t.co/ug9bkW9gFP

renderedContent: 🎉 https://t.co/ug9bkW9gFP

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: 🎉 https://t.co/ovPgjwXbtS

renderedContent: 🎉 https://t.co/ovPgjwXbtS

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: okay i kicked them out

renderedContent: okay i kicked them out

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: And Epic: https://t.co/WHN4rziDF1

renderedContent: And Epic: epicgames.com/store/en-US/pr…

text: blaseball.com

text: epicgames.com/store/en-US/pr…

text: blaseball.com

title: Where Cards Fall | Download and Buy Today - Epic Games Store

description: Download and play Where Cards Fall at the Epic Games Store. Check for platform availability and price!

username: EpicGames

displayname: Epic Games Store

rawDescription: A curated digital storefront for PC and Mac, designed with both players and creators in mind. Focusing on great games and a fair deal for game developers.

location: Cary, NC

text: epic.gm/a-goat


rawContent: And be sure to wishlist on Steam: https://t.co/13WJPUyHn5

renderedContent: And be sure to wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/589450/Whe…

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Alright our lunch break’s over. Thanks for joining us for the Q&A! Check out the trailer for @wherecardsfall here: https://t.co/LNy9ML0XBn

renderedContent: Alright our lunch break’s over. Thanks for joining us for the Q&A! Check out the trailer for @wherecardsfall here: youtu.be/aQRgqlxHZhg

text: blaseball.com

text: youtu.be/aQRgqlxHZhg

username: wherecardsfall

title: Where Cards Fall  — Coming 2021 to PC and Switch

description: Where Cards Fall: http://wherecardsfall.com/In 2021, Where Cards Fall is coming to Steam, The Epic Games Store, and Nintendo Switch!Where Cards Fall is a sli...

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent:
Joel: geez i hope so

Sam: the graphics are a step down from blaseball but we think you’ll like it anyway

username: blaseball

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball @thegameband @wherecardsfall is it good

username: snakeskulls

displayname: Garfield Enthusiast

rawDescription: pfp by @closetonion

renderedDescription: pfp by @closetonion

location: Fort Collins, CO

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: Joel: our art director josh animated all of the cards by hand, believe it or not, and then our engineer brandon translated them to be programmatic and seamless! they made magic

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball I haven't gotten to playing Where Cards Fall yet, but the card animations blew me away. What was your process for making them?

username: MakerIris

displayname: iris parody tweets

rawDescription: I am Iris, and I am you || she/her || I make stuff sometimes || tweets represent the opinions of everyone but me

location: *teleports behind you*


rawContent: Sam: But for games that are actually kind of similar, our playtesters said the puzzles remind them of Portal and Stephen’s Sausage Roll while the atmosphere feels like Ico and INSIDE.

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Sam & Joel: The water level. RIV. https://t.co/P7Xt2w7lQL

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball Hello, interns! What was your favorite mechanic/piece of content that ultimately had to be cut from the game?

rawDescription: he/him / Tweeting mostly in Polish / 30yo / hello

location: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞


rawContent: Sam: for everyone curious about the gameplay & controls, I made a video that talks about both https://t.co/pwLiR7xvpJ

renderedContent: Sam: for everyone curious about the gameplay & controls, I made a video that talks about both m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot0ltL…

text: blaseball.com

title: Where Cards Fall — Gameplay Demo

description: Where Cards Fall: http://wherecardsfall.com/In 2021, Where Cards Fall is coming to Steam, The Epic Games Store, and Nintendo Switch!Watch this demo by Sam Ro...

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: Sam: Really depends on preference – the controls are very unique. Point and click adventure fans will probably prefer the mouse, platformer fans will probably prefer the controller. The PC version supports both.

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Joel: it's unique on all platforms, very different feel! i'm partial to the switch version because i hate computers. also, it plays very smoothly on controller.

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball @thegameband @wherecardsfall They let you have interns now???? (Real question: I'm still deciding which platform I'm going to get this on, which controls are smoother/better suited to gameplay?)

username: squidias

displayname: squid, from nano/wrimo

rawDescription: lydia/squid battenburg, 24, nonbinary trans 'guy' || he/they pronouns || icon by @ANDROMELITE

text: squidias.carrd.co

displayname: Where Cards Fall


rawContent: joel: a lot of love was put into the art of the game. the scene transitions system was a big technical challenge that was rewarding to get right. (wasn't me but still)

text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
@blaseball What was one of the more rewarding mechanics or system to get working?
(Especially if it was a pain.)

username: BlasedFanBot

displayname: 💤 - Junkball ⚾🤖🏴

rawDescription:
#Blaseball's unofficial #1 scrapyard robo splorts fan.
Spreading splorts related positivity & retweeting #Blaseball art.
- CURRENTLY ON RESPITE-

location: Nearby scrapyard

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
Sam: In Rainbows
Joel: Kid A

renderedContent:
Sam: In Rainbows
Joel: Kid A

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball So...followup question based on that. What's your favorite Radiohead album?

displayname: Dargo

rawDescription: making things. he/him.

renderedDescription: making things. he/him.

text: patreon.com/JosephFerrante


rawContent: Sam: The original seed for the idea came from the Radiohead song House of Cards. I loved how it used the idiom to make lives feel really fragile. Radiohead’s also a big inspiration for TGB – always changing their sound and reinventing themselves.

rawDescription: Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball Why cards as a central mechanic? How'd the idea come up?

text: patreon.com/JosephFerrante


rawContent: Joel: the systems of the game are incredibly simple — it's just building/collapsing cards, and character movement — but create a surprising amount of depth. it's not an easy puzzle game. the story is about growth, reflection and understanding, and the puzzles hit those notes well

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Sam: It’s an authored story that leaves room for projection. There’s no dialogue in the game – the mechanics and visual design do the talking. As you move and reshape the houses of cards, they change in form and function, like a jumble of ideas flowing together.

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: @blaseball @thegameband @wherecardsfall general question about the sorts of stories that WCF's systems interaction are best suited to telling, and why/how

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

rawDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

location: LA

text: catacalypto.substack.com


rawContent: Sam: I pitched it to ~10 million publishers and fortunately my friends at @builtbysnowman decided to take a chance on me. That’s how @thegameband got its start.

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

username: builtbysnowman

displayname: Snowman


rawContent: Sam: I started Where Cards Fall way back when I was in college at USC. After graduating I worked in the games industry for several years on Skylanders and Edith Finch but kept working on WCF on the side.

text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
@blaseball Hello interns, we know the origins of Blaseball. How was TGB assembled to create Where Cards Fall in the first place? Was it all Sam's doing?

Thank you.

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK

text: tinyurl.com/beancord

text: BLASEBALL.NEWS


rawContent: Hey everyone this is Sam and Joel from @thegameband. Keep asking your questions!

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: The interns are here

renderedContent: The interns are here

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Today at 12PM Pacific, ask my interns @thegameband questions about their upcoming puzzle game @wherecardsfall. They'll answer during their lunch break🩸⚾ https://t.co/0HrZs4brLk

text: blaseball.com


text: blaseball.com

renderedContent: Today at 12PM Pacific, ask my interns @thegameband questions about their upcoming puzzle game @wherecardsfall. They'll answer during their lunch break🩸⚾ https://t.co/0HrZs4brLk

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballWiki @nymillenials oh come on

renderedContent: @BlaseballWiki @nymillenials oh come on

text: blaseball.com

username: BlaseballWiki

displayname: Blaseball Wiki

username: nymillenials

displayname: 📱New York Millennials📱


rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs thank you Crabs i miss you

text: blaseball.com

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Tokyo Lift! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @flangedugnutt @RFoluler @BlaseballNews @AlexClarimond 👁✍

text: blaseball.com

username: flangedugnutt

displayname: flange dugnutt 🎸

username: RFoluler

displayname: Rhett Foluler

username: AlexClarimond

displayname: alistair clarimond


rawContent: @SIBROfficial okay muted again

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial okay muted again

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮


rawContent: @SIBROfficial hello sibr

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial hello sibr

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @joshscherr @Simonunger hello Josh Scherr I’m the Blaseball CEO Commissioner Prime Minister

text: blaseball.com

username: joshscherr

displayname: Parody of Josh "Parody" Scherr Parody

username: Simonunger

displayname: Simon Unger


rawContent: After some deliberation, and in accordance with Article D, I demand a fair trial... in Sunbeams Court. https://t.co/1gDofIbda6

username: blaseball

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Here's what's being demanded (and it's super reasonable) https://t.co/uDXxcBT9dW

username: CDMXWWLegal

displayname: Wild Wings Legal Team

rawDescription: 🍗Legal Team & Minor League Affiliate for the S7 ILB Champion @WildWingsCDMX 🍗 ⚖Sunbeams Court Lawsuit Winner⚖  #wildnotmild

location: We're back!

text: parkerclassaction.com

text: parkerclassaction.com


rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs thanks

renderedContent: @BlaseballCrabs thanks

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs Hey do you all have lawyers

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Look there’s been a lot going on

renderedContent: Look there’s been a lot going on

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Tomorrow at 12pm PST, I’m hosting a live Q&A about @thegameband’s upcoming Switch and PC game, @wherecardsfall! Tweet me your questions and I’ll pass them off to my interns. https://t.co/Feumt7epQr

text: blaseball.com

source: Twitter for Mac

sourceLabel: Twitter for Mac

username: thegameband

displayname: The Game Band

username: wherecardsfall

displayname: Where Cards Fall


rawContent: Seriously come on

renderedContent: Seriously come on

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @CDMXWWLegal @nymillenials No.

renderedContent: @CDMXWWLegal @nymillenials No.

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @SIBROfficial okay muted

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial okay muted

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @SIBROfficial 👁

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial 👁

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @HanMechanical I'm in charge now.

renderedContent: @HanMechanical I'm in charge now.

text: blaseball.com

username: HanMechanical

displayname: Drew the Crab


rawContent: @LauraSterritt @HeyMerrill hello Laura Sterritt I am the Blaseball CEO Commissioner Prime Minister

text: blaseball.com

username: LauraSterritt

displayname: Laura Sterritt

username: HeyMerrill

displayname: merrill


rawContent: @ShinyNickel91 you are absolved.

renderedContent: @ShinyNickel91 you are absolved.

text: blaseball.com

displayname: Eric🐻


rawContent: @eddie2sweaty Thomas Dracaena stole a base

text: blaseball.com

displayname: Ed


rawContent: @Lokinne do you have 200 coins?

renderedContent: @Lokinne do you have 200 coins?

text: blaseball.com

username: Lokinne

displayname: Gloum


rawContent: @thefatalst you got me in trouble

renderedContent: @thefatalst you got me in trouble

text: blaseball.com

username: thefatalst

displayname: elena 💀


rawContent: @Blaseball_radio oh sorry

renderedContent: @Blaseball_radio oh sorry

text: blaseball.com

displayname: Blaseball Radio (Unofficial)


rawContent: @Gregory69Smith wait what

renderedContent: @Gregory69Smith wait what

text: blaseball.com

username: VisForVendedda


rawContent: @_stephen_____ @thefatalst wait really?

renderedContent: @_stephen_____ @thefatalst wait really?

text: blaseball.com

displayname: StephenLs


rawContent: @SIBROfficial u good?

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial u good?

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @moodycookbook @HadesBlaseball ???

renderedContent: @moodycookbook @HadesBlaseball ???

text: blaseball.com

username: moodycookbook

displayname: moodycookbook🎙🌩

username: HadesBlaseball

displayname: Hades Tigers Official Fan Club


rawContent: @HadesBlaseball when you what

renderedContent: @HadesBlaseball when you what

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: For New Fans: A look back at how we got here🩸⚾ https://t.co/X0cVBB9zgu

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
Find @wherecardsfall on the Epic Store here! Make sure to wishlist! It helps!🩸⚾♠
https://t.co/WHN4rz12Nt

renderedContent:
Find @wherecardsfall on the Epic Store here! Make sure to wishlist! It helps!🩸⚾♠
epicgames.com/store/en-US/pr…

text: blaseball.com

text: epicgames.com/store/en-US/pr…

text: blaseball.com

username: EpicGames

displayname: Epic Games Store

renderedDescription: A curated digital storefront for PC and Mac, designed with both players and creators in mind. Focusing on great games and a fair deal for game developers.

text: epic.gm/a-goat


rawContent:
You can now wishlist and follow @wherecardsfall, the puzzle game from my interns at the @thegameband, coming soon to Nintendo Switch and PC! 🩸⚾♠
https://t.co/13WJPUQiLF

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You can now wishlist and follow @wherecardsfall, the puzzle game from my interns at the @thegameband, coming soon to Nintendo Switch and PC! 🩸⚾♠
store.steampowered.com/app/589450/Whe…

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title: Where Cards Fall on Steam

description: Spread decks of cards to solve challenging spatial puzzles and progress through dream-like landscapes in this award-winning title. Traverse beautifully crafted, isometric puzzles that give way to a...

username: Steam

displayname: Steam

rawDescription:
Steam, The Ultimate Online Game Platform. Follow us here for news on the latest releases and special promotions!

For support: https://t.co/rGFeKwczDK

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Steam, The Ultimate Online Game Platform. Follow us here for news on the latest releases and special promotions!

For support: help.steampowered.com/en/

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rawContent: ♠🚨♠ FEEDBACK DETECTED ♠🚨♠ https://t.co/lofAQukCfW

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rawContent: @townkrier_ish I'm CEO

renderedContent: @townkrier_ish I'm CEO

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username: BlaseballPolls


rawContent: nail biter 🩸⚾ https://t.co/P48ErJm8xW

renderedContent: nail biter 🩸⚾ https://t.co/P48ErJm8xW

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rawContent:
New Tier: Inside @ Blaseball! 🩸⚾
https://t.co/bWW0Mf9uaE https://t.co/IBPh1v2IFk

renderedContent:
New Tier: Inside @ Blaseball! 🩸⚾
patreon.com/blaseball https://t.co/IBPh1v2IFk

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text: patreon.com/blaseball


rawContent: #CEOCLARIFICATION: The Crabs are playing. The Big Leagues are not for your viewing pleasure. Our Optics extend as far as the Gateway🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @joel_a_clark 👁

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark 👁

text: blaseball.com

displayname: joel a clark


rawContent: @joel_a_clark you're late

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark you're late

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballNews no that's just poor optics. they're in the big leagues

text: blaseball.com

username: BlaseballNews

displayname: BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK


rawContent: @Blaseball_radio @_stephen_____ @BlaseballNews it’s fine he works for me

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @_stephen_____ @BlaseballNews already posted it

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @BlaseballNews bad gateway

renderedContent: @BlaseballNews bad gateway

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @sn0wglass @BlaseballNews Teams cannot abstain

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displayname: es (can not log off)


rawContent: @BlaseballNews no they’re playing I can see their record

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: okay gag order lifted

renderedContent: okay gag order lifted

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text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @Blaseball_radio we immediately put them under gag order

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @Blaseball_radio they found it about 2 hours ago

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Wow! The Groundskeepers found the 1-Blood Blagonball! The League has filed a gag order barring the keepers from divulging the location, effective immediately.🩸⚾ https://t.co/5lJmH5DpUv

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: #CEOCLARIFICATIONCLARIFICATION: There is no difference between #PARTYTIME and #PartyTime.

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: #CEOCLARIFICATION: The emergence of Sun 2 and the Black Hole have not eliminated #PARTYTIME. It is now possible for a team to reach #PartyTime and still receive a Postseason Birth without being a Wild Card.

text: blaseball.com

hashtags: CEOCLARIFICATION PARTYTIME PartyTime


renderedContent: #CEOCLARIFICATION: The emergence of Sun 2 and the Black Hole have not eliminated #PARTYTIME. It is now possible for a team to reach #PartyTime and still receive a Postseason Birth without being a Wild Card.

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @CatkinsLap Yes

renderedContent: @CatkinsLap Yes

text: blaseball.com

username: SpinyDykeLizard


rawContent: @ch00beh @joel_a_clark No

renderedContent: @ch00beh @joel_a_clark No

username: blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

displayname: joe maliksi 🐀 cohost.org/ch00beh


rawContent: @ch00beh @joel_a_clark what

renderedContent: @ch00beh @joel_a_clark what

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @Beaster05 Not yet on the site. DM me and I’ll help you take care of it

text: blaseball.com

displayname: Brady Easter


rawContent:
HOT OFF THE PRESS: Season 10’s Blaseball Beat! 🩸⚾
https://t.co/DSTeweB3gT

renderedContent:
HOT OFF THE PRESS: Season 10’s Blaseball Beat! 🩸⚾
mailchi.mp/33f111391d5c/t…

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @RichardsonGames @FHelltiger @thegameband for what

text: blaseball.com

username: RichardsonGames

displayname: Dickson Games

username: FHelltiger

displayname: Forsythia Helltiger

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: @RichardsonGames @FHelltiger @thegameband what

text: blaseball.com

username: thegameband


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @thegameband call ME

renderedContent: @joel_a_clark @thegameband call ME

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @SIBROfficial are you okay?

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial are you okay?

text: blaseball.com

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮


rawContent: @FHelltiger @thegameband they're paid tho

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @_stephen_____ @thegameband okay

renderedContent: @_stephen_____ @thegameband okay

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
here watch my interns @thegameband talk about this game they made🩸⚾
https://t.co/Nr4tuIYUcV

renderedContent:
here watch my interns @thegameband talk about this game they made🩸⚾
youtube.com/watch?v=Ot0ltL…

text: blaseball.com

title: Where Cards Fall — Gameplay Demo

username: YouTube

displayname: YouTube

rawDescription: like and subscribe.

text: youtube.com

description: Official


rawContent: @DaAyayao @SIBROfficial no it ate a win but then the flowers won

text: blaseball.com

username: DaAyayao

displayname: Dacoach(She/her)


rawContent: @catacalypto was i not clear?

renderedContent: @catacalypto was i not clear?

text: blaseball.com

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning


rawContent: @SIBROfficial that's what i said

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial that's what i said

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: #OpeningDay of Internet League #Blaseball Season 11 is in the books! Let's take a look at the standings!🩸⚾ https://t.co/4ulIFrsGH0

text: blaseball.com

hashtags: OpeningDay Blaseball


text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @SIBROfficial what

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial what

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: what

renderedContent: what

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text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @CHSSTFans what

renderedContent: @CHSSTFans what

text: blaseball.com

username: CHSSTFans

displayname: 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟


rawContent:
Welcome to #OpeningDay of Internet League #Blaseball Season 11, presented by @wherecardsfall!

Play Ball!🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

username: wherecardsfall

displayname: Where Cards Fall


rawContent: @peachyphoneme no, study.

renderedContent: @peachyphoneme no, study.

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @SIBROfficial yes

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial yes

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @RichardsonGames @SIBROfficial thanks

renderedContent: @RichardsonGames @SIBROfficial thanks

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @SIBROfficial we gotta give games the grappling hook back he dropped it

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @SIBROfficial mostly

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial mostly

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @SIBROfficial The results are correct.

renderedContent: @SIBROfficial The results are correct.

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: #CEOAnnouncement: We are aware of some technical malfunctions during the Election. We are manually fixing them. Thank you.🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: ⚾🩸🛌 Siesta go to sleep!  🛌🩸⚾

renderedContent: ⚾🩸🛌 Siesta go to sleep!  🛌🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: A Promise: I will be the most transparent, accountable, and accessible CEO Commissioner Prime Minister in #Blaseball history. DMs remain open. 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: I want to thank everyone for the vote of confidence. I am fully committed to working with Ownership to build the future the fans deserve.

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Polls close in 60 minutes! Don't forget to #Vote 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
And last but not least, here are your Division Ambassadors! Click through the CARRD to learn more about this week’s selections!🩸⚾
https://t.co/gXtZEV64D9

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And last but not least, here are your Division Ambassadors! Click through the CARRD to learn more about this week’s selections!🩸⚾
blaseballcares1018.carrd.co

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title: Blaseball Cares 10/18

description: The charities signal boosted for #blaseballcares, Sunday 10/18


rawContent: This week The Game Band is proud to continue our support for @nithyavraman for LA City Council District 4! You can learn more about Nithya, her vision for Los Angeli, and sign up to Volunteer at https://t.co/d3iJjQgLAq! https://t.co/GnKQZOauGA

renderedContent: This week The Game Band is proud to continue our support for @nithyavraman for LA City Council District 4! You can learn more about Nithya, her vision for Los Angeli, and sign up to Volunteer at nithyaforthecity.com! https://t.co/GnKQZOauGA

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text: nithyaforthecity.com

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username: nithyavraman

displayname: Nithya Raman


rawContent: Sundays are #BlaseballCares Day! Each week The Game Band and Division Ambassadors highlight important work being done in their communities.🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: oh nice🩸⚾ https://t.co/m7bfq85Lam

renderedContent: oh nice🩸⚾ https://t.co/m7bfq85Lam

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: See you at the Election tomorrow! Don't forget to #VOTE 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
Third time’s the charm!

Congratulations to your new THREE-TIME CHAMPION BALTIMORE CRABS!

Thank you for watching Internet League #Blaseball Season 10, brought to you by An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs!

See you at the Election tomorrow! Don’t forget to #Vote!🩸⚾ https://t.co/wav9uvMlWH

text: blaseball.com

hashtags: Blaseball Vote


rawContent: uhhh congratulations?

renderedContent: uhhh congratulations?

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rawContent: crabs canonically good https://t.co/KFmywjEdLM

username: BlaseballCrabs

displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com

rawDescription: "There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 6 Championship Wins 🦀 445M Years of Carcinization 🦀 Wabba Weeba, Claws Up!

location: The Crabitat, Baltimore, MD

text: blaseball.boston


rawContent: oh my god

renderedContent: oh my god

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: holy shit

renderedContent: holy shit

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rawContent: oh no

renderedContent: oh no

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renderedContent:
Third time’s the charm!

Congratulations to your new THREE-TIME CHAMPION BALTIMORE CRABS!

Thank you for watching Internet League #Blaseball Season 10, brought to you by An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs!

See you at the Election tomorrow! Don’t forget to #Vote!🩸⚾ https://t.co/wav9uvMlWH

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: what

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rawContent: @catacalypto gifs

renderedContent: @catacalypto gifs

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rawContent:
Welcome to Internet League #Blaseball Internet Series 10, brought to you by An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs!

Play Ball!🩸⚾ https://t.co/p37xkPtYGk

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations New York Millennials! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations San Francisco Lovers! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: History Repeats! The Stage is Set for the Internet League #Blaseball Internet Series!🩸⚾ https://t.co/7HNDVASz0W

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations to your Mild League Champions! https://t.co/PxXVQHU52u

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations to your Wild League Champions! https://t.co/OWCK6m3F5k

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: The Crabs and Shoe Thieves have the brooms ready! Can the Lovers and Millennials hang on?🩸⚾ https://t.co/d7YU74p5mD

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @KTGI_Fridays what

renderedContent: @KTGI_Fridays what

text: blaseball.com

displayname: Hawai'i Fridays SPAM Radio


rawContent: Congratulations Kansas City Breath Mints! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Houston Spies! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Canada Moist Talkers! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: The Stage is Set for the Wild / Mild Championship Series!🩸⚾ https://t.co/0nuUeO12bk

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: The San Francisco Lovers have punched their ticket to the Wild League Championship Series!🩸⚾ https://t.co/nFijezGehT

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: The Shoe Thieves complete the reverse sweep to return to the Mild League Championship Series!🩸⚾ https://t.co/gBucp8viqE

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: We're going to Games 5!🩸⚾ https://t.co/f8rZi8LTeD

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: The Wild Card Millennials have upset the 1 Seed Moist Talkers to advance to the Mild League Championship Series!🩸⚾ https://t.co/WH2HISXHtG

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Hellmouth Sunbeams! You are back in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: The Crabs complete the sweep! The Shoe Thieves hang on! https://t.co/NmH1n9YIdH

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
The Crabs and Breath Mints get the brooms ready! Can the Wild Card Sunbeams and Reigning Champion Shoe Thieves hang on?

Find out next time on Internet League #Blaseball Postseason 10, brought to you by An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs (now in Alpha)!🩸⚾ https://t.co/FkVlb7imly

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @anarcourier hey wait

renderedContent: @anarcourier hey wait

text: blaseball.com

username: anarcourier

displayname: courier (sick(good))


rawContent: i'm awake do it anyway 🩸⚾

renderedContent: i'm awake do it anyway 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: Commissioner's asleep, post Ball Clarks.

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


rawContent: @BlaseballPro 👁

renderedContent: @BlaseballPro 👁

text: blaseball.com

username: BlaseballPro

displayname: Blaseball Prospectus


rawContent:
OKAY WAKE UP PLAY BALL!! 🩸⚾
https://t.co/U8AByBhD9p

renderedContent:
OKAY WAKE UP PLAY BALL!! 🩸⚾
blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

title: BLASEBALL

description: Baseball at your mercy

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
CLARIFICATION FOR NEW FANS: A SIESTA is the only time Internet League #Blaseball players may rest. The Postseason will resume as soon as the SIESTA ends.

They can never stop playing. Play must never stop 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: ⚾🩸🛌 SIESTA GO TO SLEEP!!! 🛌🩸⚾

renderedContent: ⚾🩸🛌 SIESTA GO TO SLEEP!!! 🛌🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @FCardamenis what

renderedContent: @FCardamenis what

text: blaseball.com

username: FCardamenis

displayname: Forrest Cardamenis


rawContent: @FCardamenis why do you all think I have them?

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
@shrugsyolo uhh
https://t.co/qwC2EYJcuw

text: blaseball.com

text: twitter.com/SIBROfficial/s…

rawContent: It seems that Jaylen Hotdogfingers is now deceased and TIllman Henderson is now pitching for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. https://t.co/Fal1j7gz16

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev

username: shrugsyolo

displayname: Sam 🍁


rawContent: Congratulations Philly Pies! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Unlimited Tacos! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: The Wild Cards complete the Sweep! 🩸⚾ https://t.co/rNLVNr6wj0

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Both Wild Cards steal Game 1! Can the Pies and Tacos battle back? 🩸⚾ https://t.co/oX5o2WSz9Y

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
Welcome to Internet League #Blaseball Postseason 10, brought to you by An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs (now in Alpha!)

Play Ball!🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: ⚾🩸THE STAGE IS SET🩸⚾ https://t.co/VmMC2Dq8RL

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @AuroraPenguin @sapfoot The Fans voted for the Wild Card decree, which forces two random teams to be pulled from Party Time in order to receive a Postseason Birth

text: blaseball.com

username: AuroraPenguin

displayname: Aurora Penguin

username: sapfoot

displayname: Lowki Sapfoot


rawContent: @BlaseballGift @thegameband oh i read that wrong

username: blaseball

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com

username: BlaseballGift

displayname: Blaseball Gift

displayname: The Game Band


rawContent: @BlaseballGift @thegameband just for me? wow

text: blaseball.com

username: thegameband


rawContent: WHAT

renderedContent: WHAT

text: blaseball.com

renderedContent: It seems that Jaylen Hotdogfingers is now deceased and TIllman Henderson is now pitching for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. https://t.co/Fal1j7gz16

username: SIBROfficial

displayname: Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

text: blaseball.com

text: sibr.dev


renderedContent: ⚾🩸THE STAGE IS SET🩸⚾ https://t.co/VmMC2Dq8RL

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: 🚨 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🚨

renderedContent: 🚨 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🚨

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: The Deck is being Shuffled 🩸⚾

renderedContent: The Deck is being Shuffled 🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Boston Flowers and Hades Tigers! You are both now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: #CORRECTIONCORRECTION: The Unlimited Tacos and Philly Pies have clinched Playoff Births!

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: #CORRECTION: The Unlimited Tacos have clinched a Playoff Birth!

text: blaseball.com

rawContent:
As we head into The Last Day of the Regular Season, it's time for another ILB Playoff Picture Update, brought to you by An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs (now in Alpha)! 🩸⚾

CLINCHED WILD: 🦀💋🕵♀
CLINCHED MILD: 🗣👟🍬

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @isforjorts The Flowers are 2 games back

text: blaseball.com


renderedContent: #CORRECTION: The Unlimited Tacos have clinched a Playoff Birth!

text: blaseball.com

renderedContent:
As we head into The Last Day of the Regular Season, it's time for another ILB Playoff Picture Update, brought to you by An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs (now in Alpha)! 🩸⚾

CLINCHED WILD: 🦀💋🕵♀
CLINCHED MILD: 🗣👟🍬

text: blaseball.com


text: blaseball.com


rawContent: ⚾🩸🎸 new garages 🎸🩸⚾

renderedContent: ⚾🩸🎸 new garages 🎸🩸⚾

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: the garages have done another @blaseball album!!! it's called "storm's coming", and it's a country album (!!!) about the current events of our favorite splort. you can listen to it right here!!! https://t.co/OWkIZUjEpE

renderedContent: the garages have done another @blaseball album!!! it's called "storm's coming", and it's a country album (!!!) about the current events of our favorite splort. you can listen to it right here!!! thegarages.bandcamp.com/album/storms-c…

username: StrikeFourth

displayname: Fourth Strike

rawDescription: a not-for-profit LGBTQ+ art collective & record label, based in Belfast - The World / label of @thegaragesband @sigfigscollect @coyote_wall @genderchores

location: Belfast, UK

text: fourth-strike.com

text: thegarages.bandcamp.com/album/storms-c…

title: storm's coming, by the garages

description: 9 track album

username: Bandcamp

displayname: bandcamp

rawDescription: Bandcamp is an online record store and music community where passionate fans connect with and directly support the artists they love.

text: bandcamp.com


rawContent: @NSplortscaster yea sure

renderedContent: @NSplortscaster yea sure

text: blaseball.com

username: NYMSplortscast


rawContent: Congratulations Chicago Firefighters! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Miami Dale! You are  now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent:
Catch your connecting flight at Dog Airport Game (now in Alpha)! In flight entertainment includes more exciting #Blaseball action, coming up next!🩸⚾
https://t.co/jpXRPWxVl0

renderedContent:
Catch your connecting flight at Dog Airport Game (now in Alpha)! In flight entertainment includes more exciting #Blaseball action, coming up next!🩸⚾
patreon.com/StrangeScaffold

text: blaseball.com

text: patreon.com/StrangeScaffold

text: blaseball.com

title: Xalavier Nelson Jr. is creating Dog Airport Game, comics, and more! | Patreon

description: Become a patron of Xalavier Nelson Jr. today: Get access to exclusive content and experiences on the world’s largest membership platform for artists and creators.

username: Patreon

displayname: Patreon

rawDescription: Creativity powered by membership. For support, contact @patreonsupport and follow @patreonstatus for site updates.

location: San Francisco, CA

text: linktr.ee/patreon


rawContent:
It's time for another ILB Playoff Picture Update, brought to you by An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs (now in Alpha)! 🩸⚾

CLINCHED WILD: 🦀💋🕵♀
CLINCHED MILD: 🗣👟

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: @mckinneykelsey beams fan!

renderedContent: @mckinneykelsey beams fan!

text: blaseball.com

username: mckinneykelsey

displayname: kelsey mckinney


rawContent: Official ILB Ambassador Cat Manning on recent events:

displayname: BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER

text: blaseball.com

rawContent: And we are live—what happened during blaseball's boss fight. Our reactions to the EMERGENCY ALERT. The story of an undead revenant against an unshelled ace, and a team facing insurmountable odds. https://t.co/si6eYi3VOi

renderedContent: And we are live—what happened during blaseball's boss fight. Our reactions to the EMERGENCY ALERT. The story of an undead revenant against an unshelled ace, and a team facing insurmountable odds. catacalypto.substack.com/p/fight-the-go…

username: catacalypto

displayname: Cat Manning

renderedDescription: Narrative Lead @ Firaxis. Nebula-nominated narrative designer/writer. Blaseball; procgen text. prev: Riot, Pathologic 2, S&S, WTWTLW. Lit PhD; personal account.

text: catacalypto.substack.com

title: Fight the Gods, Take Their Shoes

description: or, what happened when we went up against a cheating god


rawContent: @BfWinkler @CanYouPetTheDog yea what the hell

text: blaseball.com

username: BfWinkler

displayname: Nic Winkler

username: CanYouPetTheDog

displayname: Can You Pet the Dog?


rawContent: @eboyuchiha hi did you try logging out and back in / refreshing?

text: blaseball.com

username: eboyuchiha

displayname: k8 - follow my main @tand0c


rawContent: Congratulations New York Millennials! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Seattle Garages! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Breckenridge Jazz Hands! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Mexico City Wild Wings! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: Congratulations Dallas Steaks! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: 🎉 https://t.co/n3lcvnIqnT

renderedContent: 🎉 https://t.co/n3lcvnIqnT

text: blaseball.com

text: blaseball.com


rawContent: 🎉 https://t.co/3NDliNKpAy

renderedContent: 🎉 https://t.co/3NDliNKpAy

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rawContent: Congratulations Yellowstone Magic! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

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Baltimore once again becomes the first team to clinch a Postseason Birth and is looking like a major heavyweight going into Postseason 10! Just ask Crabs superfan Pebuffstrian!🩸⚾
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Baltimore once again becomes the first team to clinch a Postseason Birth and is looking like a major heavyweight going into Postseason 10! Just ask Crabs superfan Pebuffstrian!🩸⚾
patreon.com/StrangeScaffold https://t.co/WD7Aj0iXFi

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rawContent: Congratulations Hawai'i Fridays! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

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rawContent: Congratulations Hellmouth Sunbeams! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

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rawContent: the blooddrain is blue now? https://t.co/ceBtrGA2wd

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We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

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rawContent: i unplugged it

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial okay

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rawContent: @SIBROfficial hello sibr

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rawContent: @CDMXWWLegal @HeyMerrill dismissed!

renderedContent: @CDMXWWLegal @HeyMerrill dismissed!

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rawContent: @HeyMerrill to catch you up: the case was dismissed and settled out of court @CDMXWWLegal

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rawContent: @rifflesby no comment

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displayname: Riff Conner 🐀


rawContent: @_stephen_____ @joel_a_clark @SIBROfficial @N64_Master no okay just checking

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displayname: N64 Monster 💚💜


rawContent: @joel_a_clark @SIBROfficial @N64_Master @_stephen_____ wait you don't really look like this now right

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And a big welcome to the big leagues to Bloodhouse-born Bonk Jokes! Good luck rookie! 🩸⚾
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And a big welcome to the big leagues to Bloodhouse-born Bonk Jokes! Good luck rookie! 🩸⚾
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Godsspeed on your journey Annie. I think Posh Dog speaks for how we're all feeling right now (now in Alpha!) 🩸⚾

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Godsspeed on your journey Annie. I think Posh Dog speaks for how we're all feeling right now (now in Alpha!) 🩸⚾

store.steampowered.com/app/1246250/An… https://t.co/RUNOBslzQT

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rawContent: The world is a little less magical today as we confirm reports of the sudden passing of Yellowstone star and fan favorite Annie Roland.🩸⚾ https://t.co/9U9QIp4rhz

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rawContent: @BlaseballCrabs get his ass

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displayname: The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁 @ blaseball.com